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Last time, in 29 informative
yet accessible minutes,

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we saw how a string of breakthroughs
led humankind to build the modern world

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and create a weapon powerful enough
to turn it all to white-hot, boiling shit.

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But that was only part of the story.
The part after that starts now.

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It's 1945.

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The atomic bomb's just gone off.
The world lies in ruins.

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Cloning of Hitler has already begun.

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The future looked uncertain,

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and it was getting closer every minute,
like it always does.

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But this was going to be a future
unlike any the world had seen before.

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A future of moon men and rock stars,
big business and free love,

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computers and the Internet.

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And a killer robot
sent through time to kill Sarah Connor.

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Although that bit was just in a film.

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Modern civilization had arrived,
but a clash of worldviews

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meant that the threat of all-out conflict
was never far away.

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Could new forms of mass communication
help us all to get along?

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Or totally not do that?

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Should there be two social medias,

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one for people who are right
and one for people who are wrong?

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I know a lot of people I'd put
on the wrong one, like wankers.

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So join me now in the last part
of human existence,

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as I find out how we got where I am now

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and where we'll be tomorrow,

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which at the time of filming is Wednesday.

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Whenever the future arrives,
it'll happen here,

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on a fragile bauble
I've come to know as Earth.

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- Okay, cut.
- My hair looks fucking shit.

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Russia. A vast land to the east.

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It's the first time
we've mentioned it in this series,

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but it's been there all along.

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At the start of the 20th century,
Russia was a vast empire,

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just like
the Marvel Cinematic Universe is today.

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The average Russian was a pheasant,
but he dreamt of being a man.

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Preferably a wealthy one.

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Because while the Russian pheasants
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the rich lived in St. Petersburg.

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The top Russian was called Czar Nicholas,
which is Russian for King Nicholas.

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He was allowed to rule the country
like a dictator,

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which I've been advised to say
isn't how Russia works today.

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A world like this
where the masses toil for pennies

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while a tiny elite grow rich

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seems so obviously unfair
and unthinkable to us today,

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we can scarcely imagine
what it must have been like.

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One man who thought it was
ein load of ScheiÃŸe

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was German thinker Karl Marx.

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It's hard to tell, but if you look closely
at this photograph,

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you might notice he had a beard.

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Marx also had a vision,

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which he wrote down in a book
called The Commonest Man in Festo.

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Today, it's one of those books
that boffins talk about,

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but no one actually reads, like all books.

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But back then, it was a hit,

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particularly popular
amongst the 18-to-35 anti-capitalist,

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revolutionary demographic.

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One Russian who read the book was the man
currently starring in this photograph,

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Vladimir Ilyich John Lennon.

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Lenin imagined a world
with no possessions,

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I wonder if you can,
nothing to kill or die for,

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a brotherhood of man.

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And he chose to bring it about
with a violent uprising.

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In 1917, he got his chance.

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Thanks to food shortages, people started
rioting for bread, like ducks do.

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Lenin and his followers
hacked into the Winter Palace

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and uploaded a communist government.

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Russia changed its name to USSR,
or sometimes CCC... P!

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What was the Soviet onion?

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I think you're laboring
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and you probably mean the Soviet Union.

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No, it's onion,
I saw it on a bit of paper earlier.

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It's probably been misspelt,
or you can't read very well.

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But I think that you mean,
in historical terms, the Soviet Union

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or the Union of Soviet
Socialist Republics.

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I don't want to be rude,
but I think you're mansplaining a bit.

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Can we stick to the topic
of the Soviet onion, please?

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- Okay.
- What exactly was it?

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If you don't know, it's okay to say,
I won't judge you.

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Well, if you want to talk about
sort of Russian Soviet vegetables, we can.

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I mean, it was a deeply agrarian country.

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And so there were lots of onions,
lots of potatoes, lots of other things.

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- Did they have turnips?
- Think so.

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Cheap, easy to grow, hardy,
great in a stew.

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So how come you know
so much about vegetables?

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Have you got an allotment?

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In 1924, Lenin left the band

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to concentrate on existing
only in an afterlife he didn't believe in.

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Lenin's place was taken by Joseph Stalin,

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who presided over a ruthless crackdown

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that killed, starved or exiled
millions of people.

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Although on the plus side,
he had a friendly moustache.

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Communism and capitalism
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like men and women and cats and dogs.

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But Russia and America
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thanks to a mutual interest
in winning the Second World War.

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The end of WWII led to loads
of celebrations in black and white,

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as people put years of conflict
and misery behind them.

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But behind
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trouble was brewing.

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Now they'd run out of baddies
to blow up or shoot,

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East and West
grew suspicious of each other.

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It was the beginning
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World War Cold.

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The Cold War is quite complicated,
isn't it?

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Should we definitely bother
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or could we just give it a miss?

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It defines most of the second half
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so you should probably include it.

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Oh, right. Okay.

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As the Soviet Union expanded,

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the animosity between
East and West deepened.

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The division was symbolized
by the construction of the Berlin Wall,

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a sort of divorce made of bricks.

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There was a terrible atmosphere
of mistrust,

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like I had with my ex
when I saw he had 28 missed calls

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from a contact he'd labelled
"Claudia Tits" on his phone.

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He claims she was just a rep
from Fitness First

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and that that was her real name.

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Well, I'm sorry, Sean, I didn't buy it
then, and I don't buy it now.

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I hope your mum's well.

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Soon there was so much paranoia
between East and West,

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they started spying on each other,
stockpiled nuclear weapons,

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and fought a series of proxy wars.

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So, Russia and America had proxy wars

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where they'd use
other countries to fight with.

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Is that a bit like picking a character

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to do your fighting with
in Street Fighter II?

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Well, I think throughout human history,

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there's been a tendency
to try and use other forces,

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fighters from other lands
to help do the fighting.

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Right. So exactly like
Street Fighter then.

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If this was Street Fighter II
and the Americans chose the character Ken,

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would the Russians pick Zangief
because he's from the Soviet Union?

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Or would they go for someone like Dhalsim?

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Obviously he'd be a better choice because
he can dive kick over Ken's fireballs.

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Well, I don't know.

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You'd have to ask, I think,
President Putin

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for the definitive answer on that.

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I suppose they'd go for the ones
that had the most chance of beating Ken.

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Meanwhile, East and West
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to be the first to explore the stars.

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The rivalry became known as
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although probably not in Russian.

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We don't know what they called it,
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we probably should have
found out before recording this bit.

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The first launches were considered
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but we now know
they make for soothing viewing

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when cut to light jazz.

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Today, a new moon is in the sky,

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a 23-inch metal sphere
placed in orbit by a Russian rocket.

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Finally, in 1957,

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the Russians became
the first to pull off a successful launch.

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Why did the Russians
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Well, first of all,
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the name of the world's first satellite
was Sputnik 1, and the Russians...

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Is that Russian for "spunk"?

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No, it's Russian for "traveler."

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I suppose spunk in orbit would
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like it does in a bath.

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Sorry, shall I change the subject?

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Hot on Sputnik's heels
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known on earth as Laika,

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who blasted into space in November 1957.

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What happened to Laika?

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I expect they gave her a bone
and a rub on the tummy when she got back.

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Well, Laika, unfortunately,
never made it back to Earth

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because shortly after launching
she overheated

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and she tragically passed away
just a few hours after being launched.

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You're fucking joking!

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I wish I was. No, this was...

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She was launched on a flight
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There's a dead dog in space!

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So there's a dead dog
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of every film shot in space
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- I wouldn't say...
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- Um...
- That is unacceptable.

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Well, Laika's satellite eventually
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but this was well after she'd passed away.

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As I say, it was just a few hours
after launch that she died.

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Sorry, can we just have
a minute's silence for Laika?

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Okay.

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There's a dead dog in space.

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Away from the space race,
everyday Russians often had hard lives,

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while Americans, in contrast,

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appeared to enjoy a life
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Was the 1950s real?

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Yes, it was certainly real.

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Are we sure? Because it looks like
it was made up when you see it.

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It's all men in hats
and housewives smiling in kitchens.

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Were those people real,
and was all that really happening?

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Well, a lot of that
is what you see in advertising.

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The '55 Chevrolet is lower,
wider and longer looking.

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The most popular drama on 1950s
television was a show called Adverts.

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Adverts told the story of a man
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and then bought it and then was happy,

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the first ever example
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- Why, that's amazing!
- Right!

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Adverts was so influential,
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want to be the sort of person
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They'd work hard to get money to buy a car

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so they could drive to the shops
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which they'd have to pay for by going back
to work, which made them miserable.

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So they'd cheer themselves up
by going out and buying more things,

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which they'd have to work to pay for.

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- Why, that's amazing!
- Right!

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The only time
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was when they were watching TV.

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And it was on these airwaves
that a new kind of culture was born:

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popular culture, unlike normal culture,
which was paintings and Beethoven.

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This was stuff people actually enjoyed.

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For decades, pioneering Black artists
had steadily built on each other's work

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to develop an exciting new musical form
for white people to pass off as their own.

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Why do people say Elvis Presley
appropriated white music?

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They don't say that. What they do say
is that he appropriated Black music.

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He was a white man
that sang music of Black origin.

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Did he have to apologize on social media?

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No, because there was
no social media then.

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- Why doesn't Elvis apologize now?
- Because Elvis is dead.

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So he's appropriated dead people's
lifestyles now?

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What a fucking thief.

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Having overcome childhood poverty
and a hip impediment,

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Elvis benefited from mass media,

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which broadcast him to an audience
of millions, in sanitized form.

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Why was it so dangerous
to show Elvis from the waist down?

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Was he naked underneath
like a pervert on a Zoom call?

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He wasn't naked.

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He moved his hips around a lot
in a very sort of sexual manner.

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And there was a lot of anxiety

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that young women might be
a little bit too turned on by Elvis.

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People were prudish back then,
weren't they?

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If they saw his penis, they'd probably
have a stroke, wouldn't they?

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Probably. I don't think that
would have made it onto the...

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Oh, God.

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That's not a joke.
What's funny about that?

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If they saw his penis,
they'd have a stroke.

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That's no laughing matter.
We're talking about people's lives here.

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Elvis was so dangerously explosive,

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he was requisitioned
by the US Army for military use.

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And little wonder,
considering what was going on.

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Both Russia and America were building up
huge stockpiles of nuclear weapons,

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enough to destroy the entire planet
several times over,

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in case they missed the first time.

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It seemed the planet
was headed for World War III,

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and in the early '60s, it teetered up
to the edge of the brink of the precipice

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and gazed straight
into an abyss of no return.

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Crisis!

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The word suddenly springs alive

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ominously in the newspapers
across America...

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In the Cube and Missile Crisis,

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which was more dangerous,
the cubes or the missiles?

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You're thinking of the Cuban
Missile Crisis, which refers to Cuba,

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which is a country off the coast
of the United States near Florida.

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Isn't a cube a terrible shape
for a missile?

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It'd be more like a brick.

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In 1959, there had been
a communist revolution in Cuba.

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A man called Fidel Castro rose to power
and immediately made friends with Russia.

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Then in 1962, America discovered
the Soviets were going to use Cuba

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as a base for nuclear missiles,

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and those missiles could make it
to Florida in just 20 minutes,

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if the wind was fair
and they could find somewhere to park.

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American president
and pin-up John Fing Kennedy

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demanded the Russians remove the missiles,
otherwise, war was inevitable.

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Or worse still, possible.

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For six days, the world held its breath,

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meaning it might die from asphyxiation
before the bombs even went off.

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In the end,
Soviet Emperor Nikita Khrushchev

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backed down
like a shameful fucking chicken,

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and his missiles went home
with their tails between their legs.

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Kennedy was victorious.

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John F. Kennedy
won the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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Why did he shoot himself afterwards?

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Well, he didn't.

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He negotiated a settlement
to the Cuban Missile Crisis

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with the Soviet leader, Nikita Khrushchev.

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And then after that, he ended up
being assassinated in Dallas, Texas,

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in 1963, unfortunately,
but he didn't fire the bullet.

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Right. It's ironic that he was
so concerned about Cuban missiles

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when it was a gun in Texas
he should have been worried about.

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I bet he was kicking himself
after he was shot.

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Having dodged Armageddon,
the world was hungry for change

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and a young generation
who wanted to give peace a chance rose up.

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Their heroes weren't politicians

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but countercultural musicians
whose works defined the era.

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The Rolling Stones were huge in the 1960s.

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Would it be fair to say
they were the Beatles of their day?

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Well, I thought they were contemporary.

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So there was always a jostle
between the Stones and the Beatles.

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Right, but the Beatles were already
the Elvis of their day.

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So there's a spare Beatles.

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Can we give that to the Rolling Stones,

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even though they're happening
at the same time?

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Well, I think people
have their preferences

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between the style of the Beatles
and the style of the Stones.

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Okay, so which of the
"the Beatles of their day" was best:

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Beatles one or Beatles two?

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I think Beatles one is the preferred...
Or Beatles... the first... the Beatles.

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Next question:

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of all the bands of the 1960s,
which ones was the Kinks?

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Meanwhile,
the space race was still being run.

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NASA had spent billions of dollars

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developing a rocket powerful enough
to reach the moon,

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but not so powerful
that it would blow up when it got there.

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On board were Neil Armstrong, Alan Alda

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and another man
who asked to remain anonymous.

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On July 20th, 1969,
the whole world was watching on television

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to see if the moon would blow up.

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And also because
there was nothing else on.

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The global audience
must have been genuinely astounded

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by the appalling picture quality,
which was terrible even for the time.

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I mean, just look at it.

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Looks like they've flown to
the Blur dimension to intercept a smudge.

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That's one small step for man,

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one giant leap for mankind.

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The sound quality was terrible too,
but what he said was,

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"That's one small step for man,
one bionic leap for mankind,"

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thereby declaring the moon for men.

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Which is why, to this day,
women have been denied entry to the moon.

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With the moon landings,
man had achieved greatness,

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transcending earthly limits
and exploring the heavens themselves.

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Assuming any of this actually happened.

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A lot of people on the Internet
say the moon landings were faked.

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How right are they?

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They are completely wrong.

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No historian has ever questioned
the reality of Project Apollo

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because not one piece
of so-called evidence

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that the conspiracy theorists put forward
has ever stood up to peer review scrutiny.

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But obviously it is fake because
how could they have landed on the moon

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if the moon isn't real?

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What makes you think the moon
isn't real, Philomena?

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It isn't. I don't know
if you've done your own research,

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but my mate Paul sent me
a video that exposes the whole thing.

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Can you prove the moon exists?
You can't, can you?

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We see it in the sky.
We have sent spacecraft to the moon.

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We've brought samples back to Earth.

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No. Watch the video. It'll open your eyes.

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You probably believe
in nighttime too, don't you?

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I experience it, as do billions
of people around the world.

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So, yes, I-I believe in nighttime.

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I believe that when the earth rotates,

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then we have a period of dark
that we call nighttime.

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Wake up. It's all in the video.

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They just make us think the moon is real
and that night is real,

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just to keep us obedient.

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Think about it.

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Babies haven't been indoctrinated yet,

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so they know
there's no such thing as night.

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And that's why they wake up screaming.

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Let's move on.

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The space race was over.
America had won.

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And the prize had turned out to be
the worst holiday destination in history,

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which they couldn't even warn people about
because TripAdvisor didn't exist.

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But there was a consolation prize:

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the best holiday snap in history
taken on Apollo 8 and known as Earthrise.

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Today, it's too boring
to hold your attention

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in a landmark documentary
for more than eight seconds.

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But back then,
this photograph made people think.

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And not just a small thought like,
"That looks nice," but a big thought.

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It made us realize our planet is fragile.

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The ecological movement
had always been popular with hippies,

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but people ignored them
because of the way they were dressed

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and because they were too stoned
to make their point coherently.

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But now scientists began
to worry about the state of the planet.

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And so no one would
mistake them for hippies,

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they wore clean white coats
and glasses to deliver their warnings.

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But we ignored them too,
because they looked like nerds.

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The problem was progress.

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All the modern gadgets
we'd got so hooked on ran on electricity,

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which came from power stations,
which burn fossil fuels,

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which creates a gas called CO2,
which flies out of chimneys

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and stops the sky working properly.

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One solution
to all this environmental damage

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was to build nuclear power stations,

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which don't emit anywhere near
as much harmful material.

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Unless they blow up, which never happens.

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Until it did in 1986 at Chernobyl.

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The radiation from Chernobyl turned
a huge area into a deadly no-go zone.

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Even worse than Reigate Town Centre.

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The fallout wafted across
thousands of miles

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and had one unforeseen side effect:

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it made the bricks of the Berlin wall
extremely brittle,

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so brittle it began to collapse.

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Desperate locals
rushed to the wall's assistance

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and tried to make it better
with hammers and fists.

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But it was no use.

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As the wall died, so did communism.

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Capitalism had won,

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with financial markets
embracing globalization

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00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,600
to the toe-tapping sound of
Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam."

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Suddenly everybody, apart from
poor people, was making so much money

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that there wasn't room
to store it all in coins.

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Instead, it had to be stored
in numbers on a screen,

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surrounded by men
shouting at it to keep it inside.

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To keep track of all this money, the world
needed a special kind of mega abacus,

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and luckily it had one: the computer.

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Today, computers are everywhere,
but they used to be a cumbersome rarity.

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In the '50s and '60s,
one computer would take up a whole room.

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But in the 1970s,
engineers made a startling discovery.

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If they got rid of all those pointless
flashing lights and spinning tape reels,

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they could make computers much smaller.

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Small enough, in fact,
to fit on the tip of your finger.

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00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,920
This was the microchip,
and it was amazing.

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00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,720
Thank you.
Give you the little fella back now.

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00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,880
The microchip
couldn't actually do anything

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00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,720
until you shoved it
into a big machine like this.

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00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:23,000
But in terms of floor space alone,
it was still a big improvement.

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00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,680
Now computers were small enough
to share a house with,

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loads more people wanted one.

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00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,720
Silicon Valley was born,

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a computer heartland that would be defined
by the rivalry between two men:

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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.

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Their names might have been boring,
but the things they said were more boring.

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Gates founded Microsoft

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and hit the big time with the baffling,
unofficial sequel to Ms. Pac-Man

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called MS-DOS.

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Meanwhile, Jobs
created the Apple Macintosh,

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the world's first
inherently smug computer.

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While their rival systems
kept computer users apart,

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something else was trying
to bring them all together.

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WWW, the web wide world.

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The Internet was so modern
and interesting,

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it seemed humankind
might never get up from its desk again.

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Then, in a dramatic and momentous
keynote presentation,

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Steve Jobs revealed he'd discovered

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how to put the Internet
inside a portable rectangle,

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changing history forever.

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00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,440
And we are calling it iPhone.

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00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:32,080
Its success inspired tons of imitators,
like that one your mum uses.

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00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:36,000
And soon, smartphones were so ubiquitous,
you're probably looking at one now

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instead of me while I'm saying this.

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00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,880
Smartphones revolutionized
the way humans interact

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by providing a socially acceptable way
to ignore everyone around us.

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00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,520
But we're not lonely.

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Thanks to social media,
it's quicker and easier than ever

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00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,040
to bond with millions of others

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over something as simple as a cat photo
or the ritual shaming of a stranger.

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00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,360
It's easy to see why
the smartphone has become

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the most popular invention this century.

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00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,800
It's incredibly advanced,

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00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,320
yet at the same time,
so simple a child can make one.

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00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,840
In fact, not just one
but about 50 of these an hour,

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if it wants to avoid another night
in the punishment block.

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00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:18,000
Sadly, Steve Jobs died
before he could witness Apple's success,

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00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,960
apart from
the first few hundred billion dollars.

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00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,600
On his deathbed,
he made Apple engineers promise

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to change the iPhone's headphone jack
every three years,

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then uploaded himself to the cloud.

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00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:36,280
Meanwhile, Gates wasted his fortune
eradicating malaria in the Third World.

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00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,680
But despite Apple
and Microsoft's total failure,

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computers continue to go
from strength to strength.

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Some believe we're heading
for an event known as the singularity,

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where artificial intelligence
becomes too clever for our own good.

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00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,080
While others believe this already happened

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00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,600
and that all of human civilization
exists only inside a computer simulation.

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00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,080
How do we know we're not in a simulation?

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We don't know.

455
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,720
There are lots of smart people

456
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,520
who think it is possible
that we live in a simulation.

457
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,920
If this is a simulation,

458
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,880
why is the computer
making me ask you this?

459
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,440
Well... from my perspective,

460
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,760
you are asking a question,

461
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,440
so I could imagine that you are
being controlled by a computer,

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00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,680
but you may well feel
that you have free will

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00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,760
and you're asking
those questions yourself.

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00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,520
Why do I have to actually
come and film this?

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00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,920
Couldn't a computer just show it
on the telly in the simulation,

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00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,720
or is that where I am?

467
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,920
Do I exist at all? Why is this happening?

468
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,280
Why isn't it just me
eating a chocolate eclair in a loop?

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00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,680
Like in a GIF. I'd swap for that.

470
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:57,240
Actually, are people
in looping GIFs caught in a simulation?

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00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:02,080
Is that what's happened to them?
Where do wasps fit into the simulation?

472
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,480
I'm not quite sure how...

473
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,840
Sorry, there's a lot
to unpick, isn't there?

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00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,040
In this series, we've taken you
from our primitive beginnings

475
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:19,760
through spiritual awakenings,
cultural explosions

476
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,520
and major scientific breakthroughs.

477
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,920
Now, in the present moment,
humankind sits impaled on a crossroads,

478
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,480
facing an uncertain future.

479
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,280
Will we rise to the challenge
of climate change?

480
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,880
Or the opposite of that?

481
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,040
Will computers learn to delete us?

482
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,080
And if they do, how will we get ourselves
out of the recycle bin?

483
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,080
Can humankind learn to exist
at peace with itself?

484
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,760
Or are all of us right now

485
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:53,240
living through the final hours,
minutes and seconds of civilization?

486
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,440
Or not, I don't know.

487
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,040
And nor do you.

488
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:02,240
But whatever happens,
it'll happen right here on Earth.

489
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,320
Okay, that was great, we've got that.

490
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,040
- Yeah?
- Yeah, all done. Thank you.

491
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,960
- Is that it?
- Yeah. That's it. Nice one.

492
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,600
- So we're done?
- Yeah, great work.

493
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,800
Oh, great. Are you sure you can make it
look like I've been to these places?

494
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,840
- Yeah. Don't worry about that.
- Really?

495
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,960
We do it on the computers afterwards.
It's amazing these days.

496
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,880
Brilliant, see you then. Bye!

497
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,440
Cut there, guys. Thank you, well done!

498
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,040
That was pretty good I think.

499
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,120
Great. Thank you.

