1 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,053 Why are you dressed like that? Like an umpire? 2 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,221 Because I'm an umpire. 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,849 - What? What? - Yeah, at Strohmeyer Park. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,726 Bronco and Mustang Games. I told you. 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:22,356 - When? - Like last Saturday. 6 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,734 I said I needed to pick up some part-time weekend work, 7 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,320 so we can get better plates and dishes for the household, 8 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,906 and, you know, a more grown-up furniture set for Richard and stuff. 9 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,574 You don't remember me saying that? I told you. 10 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,743 I told you I was going to pick up Saturday sessions. 11 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,662 Right, and I said that that wasn't gonna be enough 12 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,413 and I was gonna have to pick up some work nearby. 13 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,540 You don't remember that? 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,917 - Okay, yeah. - Okay. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,044 Hey, can you cancel the lawn maintenance guys, 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,797 - today, please? - 'Cause we were supposed 17 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,923 - to do it last month… - Okay. 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,841 - …and I just got another bill. - Okay, yeah. 19 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,468 I totally forgot to do it. So, yeah, I'll… 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,763 Yeah, because we have to start cutting all these, you know, all these things, 21 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,391 or we're never gonna be able to get Richard into private school, 22 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,518 or do any of the things that we have to do. 23 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:02,980 - I'm totally gonna do it today. - Okay. Wow. 24 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,026 Why umpire? 25 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,154 Because it's right behind the house and it's 85 dollars a game. 26 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,199 I don't know much about baseball, but it's gonna be weird. Whatever. 27 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,126 Hey, it's cold, ump. 28 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,378 - Let's go. - I'm waiting for you. 29 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,046 You have to say "play ball." 30 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,591 - For what? - For, like, the game to start. 31 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,094 - Just start it. - Well, you have to say "play ball." 32 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,888 - Play ball. - No, not to me. To, like, everyone. 33 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,810 Hey, hi. 34 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,062 Play ball. 35 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,815 Not to each kid. Just yell it out to everyone. 36 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,444 Play ball! 37 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,366 So, the ump thing. 38 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,578 You gonna be doing that for a while, huh? 39 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,788 Yeah. 40 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,457 A new school? 41 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,293 Floyd, we're like three years away 42 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,837 from even being able to make a deposit on that. 43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,798 And we still have to get the more grown-up furniture set 44 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,258 and stuff for Richard's room. 45 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:18,597 That was on the list for last year. Almost two years now. 46 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,599 Yeah. Cool. 47 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,812 We'll just cut corners 'til then. 48 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,440 Cool. 49 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,486 So, you're gonna do the ump… ump thing 50 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,530 - until then, huh? - Yeah. 51 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,200 Yeah, cool. 52 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,746 Cool. 53 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,845 So, you don't honor that coupon? 54 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,306 - Not on the sirloins. - I don't get this. 55 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,601 We… we don't honor the… "Excludes selected…" 56 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,977 Yeah, this doesn't apply. 57 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,691 Okay, well, then, no way, Jose, on those sirloins. 58 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,902 - Okay. Here, did you want… - No, it's worthless. 59 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:18,490 Whoa! Whoa, little man. What is this bullshit? Twenty dollars? 60 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,619 Strike! Strike. 61 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,621 Strike. 62 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,872 Move it, Tuba. 63 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,291 No way, Jose! 64 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:34,297 Okay. You're okay. You're okay. Okay. 65 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,259 - Happy birthday. - Floyd! 66 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:43,181 - Oh, no way, Jose. - No, yes, yes, yes. They're very feminine. 67 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,478 Strike three, you're out! 68 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:52,733 We're almost there in terms of getting nicer plates and bowls 69 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:55,527 for the household and a more grown-up furniture set for Richard, 70 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,279 and bedding and stuff, you know? 71 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,532 And the tuition. Hey, come on. 72 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,493 We want to get there, right? 73 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,245 - Yep. Yes. - We want to… 74 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,705 Yeah, we want to get there, Floyd. 75 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,750 I don't see why they wouldn't just put that right on the coupon, 76 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,752 that it doesn't include top sirloin. 77 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,463 You know, we haven't paid his therapy bills for two months, 78 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,798 so they've started sending letters. 79 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,802 Have you noticed any change since therapy? 80 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,890 No. No, not really. 81 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,560 We've been talking. 82 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,564 Richard. We've been talking. 83 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,401 School's not really for him. 84 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,530 - Well, I mean, the vest. - I don't think it's the vest. 85 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,325 I just think people don't know him. 86 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,579 If people knew him… 87 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,040 they could like him. 88 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,919 The new school… 89 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,130 what a chance that could be for him. 90 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,009 Yeah. Yes. So… 91 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,263 no way, Jose, on these, okay? 92 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,602 Okay. 93 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,904 Price check at 12. Price check at 12. 94 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,439 I mean, how did my son ruin all your milk? 95 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:00,861 Is this Albertson's? 96 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,073 Then don't you know how my son ruined all your milk? 97 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,910 Fuck. 98 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,418 Hey, Queece. Stephen Queece. 99 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,253 - Hey, Carol. - Hey, can I get my ump money? 100 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,172 Do we ha… You didn't get your ump money? 101 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,842 - No. For three weeks. - Three weeks what? 102 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,427 I haven't been paid for three weeks, Queece. 103 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,470 - Come on. - Shit, okay. 104 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,516 - Let me look into it with the league. - Okay, thanks. That's 600 a month, right? 105 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,351 - Thanks. - Where are you going? 106 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,771 There's an issue with my son. 107 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,316 There's… He did something with the milk at Albertson's. 108 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,401 - Mustang game. - What? 109 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:45,655 You're on the afternoon Mustang game. Rattlers versus the Comets. Field four. 110 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,158 I just umped two games, and I gotta go pick up my kid, 111 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,243 - and my husband's away at his mother's. - Carol. 112 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,914 I'm on field three. That's the schedule. And I can't pay you 113 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,957 if you don't work the games you signed for. 114 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,545 Wow. Okay. 115 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,381 Play ball! 116 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,928 Out! 117 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,096 Game over. 118 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,265 - Bullshit! - Bullshit! 119 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,104 I just don't understand how this could happen. 120 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,398 Neither do I. 121 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,151 But you still have to pay for the milk. 122 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,252 Hey, Carol Love. 123 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,213 Hey. 124 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,256 How's your mom doing? 125 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,343 She's… pretty good. 126 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,430 How are you doing? 127 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,433 I'm… 128 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,562 okay. 129 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:03,316 Can I… can I talk to you for a second about one thing? 130 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,110 What? 131 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,993 The… 132 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,623 - The what? - The… 133 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,502 The umpire gear… 134 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,380 around the house… 135 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:27,716 Okay. 136 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:34,014 So, in general, I'm really glad that you're doing it? 137 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,182 I mean, Little League is a great place for kids 138 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,144 to learn about team dynamics? Also get some sunshine? 139 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,604 So, I think it's a really good idea that you're doing it? 140 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,732 Why are you doing uptalk? 141 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,776 - Doing what? - Doing everything ends in a question? 142 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,154 - Doing kids are in the sunshine? - Okay, I'm not? 143 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,699 - Okay, you are? - Okay. Well, maybe I'm just, you know, 144 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,327 maybe I'm a little nervous about, you know, 145 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,747 saying that the umpire gear around the house… 146 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,669 it makes it a little hard for me to get my engine revved, you know? 147 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,046 It kinda… 148 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,799 'Cause it kinda neutralizes? Sexually? 149 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,593 So, maybe if there was more time 150 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,429 around the house when you weren't an umpire? 151 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,931 I thought it was important to share this? 152 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,851 - You know, so that our sex life can… - Yeah, okay. Thank you. 153 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,271 Okay. 154 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,106 Okay. 155 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:28,777 Wow. 156 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,864 Okay. 157 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:39,829 I sent out some invites for a cornhole party. 158 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,915 I'm jacked for you to meet my friend Clark, 159 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,417 the weatherman guy I told you about. 160 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,129 I'm jacked. 161 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,431 Fuck. 162 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,943 It's not always a big thing, 163 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:02,115 but underwater demolition can get pretty dangerous. 164 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:13,126 Sometimes with… with multiple blasts right in a concentrated area. 165 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,337 Multiple blasts? 166 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,217 You bet. 167 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,518 Are you excited about the wine bike trip? 168 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,061 Yes. 169 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:38,735 It's gonna be 64, 65, you know. 170 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,945 Perfect. 171 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:49,495 Get outside of town in a bike group of nice people. You know? 172 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,457 Drink some wine, not too much. 173 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:57,253 Just share that with someone special, you know. 174 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,196 Perfect day. 175 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,157 - I know. - Oh, my God. 176 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,661 This is so… This one is so… Here. This is really fruity. 177 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,705 There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 178 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:33,873 Is that good? 179 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:38,795 Look at this. 180 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,988 Pick your fave, and we'll have it at lunch in the bistro. 181 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,074 - It's totally this one. - Yeah? 182 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,701 Yeah. Yeah. 183 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,415 Perfect day. 184 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,417 Perfect day. 185 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,715 Hey, remember when I was telling you that I… I Frenched that guy? 186 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,481 I don't know if I wanna do DTF anymore. 187 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,526 I don't know, Clark. I mean, I… 188 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,948 I don't know how to, like, be in that scene. 189 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,160 Just in over my head with this one. 190 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,328 Okay. 191 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,997 I worry… 192 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,709 you know, that he knows that my heart wasn't in that French. 193 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,173 I… 194 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,300 Maybe I hurt his feelings. 195 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,677 Just… 196 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,890 I worry at night so much. 197 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,475 My thoughts swirl. 198 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,439 Oh, God, this wine's my fave. 199 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,193 Hey, so… 200 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,446 so what are you worried about mostly at night? 201 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,243 Like dying. 202 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,581 Then my secrets are known. 203 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,002 Like what? 204 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,297 Like I owe, like… 205 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,344 48,000 dollars, easy. Probably more now. 206 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,388 I mean, I don't even look at the tax bills anymore. 207 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,183 And like… 208 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,394 Like that's what I leave. Just that. 209 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:04,440 It's, like… not nothing, it's worse. 210 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,735 I worry about Richard. I worry about Carol. And… 211 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,821 you know, when you lie down in bed, 212 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,407 you feel like your heart's supposed to rest, right? 213 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,575 Your heart's supposed to go… 214 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,913 And mine just races. 215 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,583 It's like I got, like, a bird heart. 216 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,546 How? 217 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,883 They work so hard, you know, to fly and their heart just, like… 218 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,052 races. 219 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,348 My heart's like that. It's like a bird heart. 220 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,350 But I can't fly. 221 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,315 Yeah, it's my fave. 222 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,695 Richard has borderline personality disorder, 223 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,240 which means that, like, impulse control is limited. 224 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,200 Man. 225 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:04,166 Yeah. Public school is tough for him. There is another school with fewer kids. 226 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,339 And they all are, like, different, you know, like him. 227 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,093 And I lie in bed and I think, "How could I afford this?" 228 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,344 And then I worry about him. 229 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,057 You know I can… 230 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:26,188 You know, I… I could cover you with this, 231 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,232 you know, with these problems, these worries. 232 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,317 No, man. No. 233 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:34,280 - Hey, man, at the gym, B out the B. - B out the B? 234 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,868 I can help in life the same way you helped me at the gym. 235 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,704 I can help you get these bills down so you can sleep, 236 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,790 get you some insurance, and get some peace. 237 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,085 You know, we hush that heart some. 238 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,796 - Hush my heart? - Yeah. 239 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,341 - My bird heart. - Yeah. 240 00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:00,556 I can help. With the tuition too. 241 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,685 - I can help. - It'd be nice to have a man heart again. 242 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,898 I don't know. 243 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,817 What is it? 244 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,028 When I was a boy and I pictured myself as a man, 245 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,531 I never pictured myself as a man asking another man for money. 246 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:22,119 I pictured myself as a man parachuting out of an airplane with a machine gun 247 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,538 in a time of war and all his war buddies, 248 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:28,084 like, floating by him going like, "You're a good leader, man." 249 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,587 You know what I pictured doing as a man? 250 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,340 - What? - Having a good friend 251 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:39,136 and helping him when he needed it and him helping me when I needed it. 252 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,889 And I was happy. 253 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,644 Take happy, Floyd. 254 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,897 What's this tuition like? 255 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:55,444 It's like four payments over the year, like about 7,000 dollars each. 256 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,071 - Something like that. - Let's get him in there. 257 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,573 I can cover you guys. 258 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,867 You know? 259 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,453 Then you'll see if it helps and we'll take it from there. 260 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,538 Hey. 261 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,292 Hey. 262 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,088 B out the B. 263 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,426 B out the B. 264 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,223 Hey, are you still crying? 265 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,435 Just a little bit from happiness. 266 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,814 Well, you are actually a little drunk now, so be careful. 267 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,654 - Hey. Hey, hey! - Oh, fuck! 268 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,409 Yeah, bike was dinged up, but I was all right. 269 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,786 D'you guys have fun? You and Clark? 270 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:52,042 Yeah, we had a blast, man. Hey, thanks for asking. 271 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,840 You know what? Let's take off a little early. 272 00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,925 I wanna show you something. 273 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,263 There's only, like, 12 kids per class, 274 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,308 so you already know there's gonna be less A-holes. 275 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,895 How… how soon can I start? 276 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,231 We'll pay tuition tomorrow. Right after that. 277 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,110 And the kids, they test smarter than at Collins. 278 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,571 They're smarter, so we know you're fitting in better already, 279 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,531 'cause you're smart as F. 280 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,954 Hey, fresh start. 281 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,500 It's worth millions and millions, man. 282 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,588 All your surroundings fresh, teachers fresh, kids fresh, 283 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,173 all that hard stuff… 284 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,259 you just leave that behind you. 285 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,762 That's not coming here. 286 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,224 Who knows, maybe there's a… 287 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,561 maybe there's a friend already here. I mean, could be. 288 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,273 Maybe he draws cool fantasy predator birds, 289 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,442 and he's looking for some cool kid to show 'em off to, 290 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,319 and here you come all fresh and cool 291 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,948 with your cool predator bird portfolio and stuff. 292 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,075 Could be. 293 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,248 You sure you don't want my jacket? 294 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,415 - I'm fine. - No? 295 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,211 Well, I'll tell you what, if there is a kid who draws 296 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,380 predator birds, he's… 297 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,008 he's a lucky F-er 'cause he's about to meet you. 298 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,761 F stands for "fuck." 299 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,472 Yeah, I know, but I didn't… I didn't say "fuck." 300 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,724 I said F. 301 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,144 Trying to be a good dad figure here. 302 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,397 You are. 303 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,066 I'm what? 304 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,443 You're a good dad figure. 305 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,531 I don't know how to say this next part 306 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,116 - with sign language. - Hey. 307 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:15,329 Just… speak. 308 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,832 Speed cornhole, bro. 309 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,669 Cardio blast. Let's go. Let's do it. Come on. 310 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,385 - Speed! - Cornhole! 311 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,515 Yeah, I'm just gonna shake a little of the bacon. 312 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,101 There we go. Gonna leave you… 313 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,479 - leave you enough for flavor. - Hey. 314 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,816 - Thank you, man. - Yeah. I left enough for flavor. 315 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,654 Wow. Nobody's ever… I mean, Carol, 316 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,365 but like nobody's ever cared enough to shake the bacon off my sandwich, 317 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,616 but leave enough for flavor. 318 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,294 - What's that? - Optimism. 319 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:13,262 It's a key to a PO box I rented to get our secret life insurance bills. 320 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:15,889 'Cause I'm gonna pass that physical. 321 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,185 Good idea. You're gonna ace that physical. 322 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,520 No. I'll pass it. 323 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:25,107 You're gonna ace that motherfucking life insurance physical. 324 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,484 That's the fucking news. 325 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,656 - We're the Thunder Boys - We're the Thunder Boys 326 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,450 - We're gonna ace that - We're gonna ace that 327 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,161 - Motherfucking life insurance physical - Motherfucking life insurance physical 328 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,829 - We're the Thunder Boys - We're the Thunder Boys 329 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:39,955 - We're gonna ace that - Ace that 330 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,708 - Motherfucking life insurance physical - Motherfucking life insurance physical 331 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:52,134 - Whoa! - Whoa! 332 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,303 - We're the Thunder Boys - We're the Thunder Boys 333 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,846 - We're gonna ace that - We're gonna ace that 334 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,724 - Motherfucking life insurance physical - Motherfucking life insurance physical 335 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,018 Well, I'm Floyd Smernitch AKA Pure Joy 336 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,478 And I'm from the St. Louis 337 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,604 - Area - Area 338 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,606 And I employ all the tricks 339 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,150 For acing my motherfucking physical 340 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,818 - Hey! - Low sodium 341 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,153 - Ho! - Two beers 342 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,321 - Hey! - Speed cornhole 343 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,530 - High gear - High gear 344 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,158 Used to be Rocksolid and now I'm Pure Joy 345 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,911 And now I'm gonna pass it To the weather boy 346 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,455 Pure Joy, Weather Boy looking hot as fuck 347 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,916 Understand Thunder Boys Leave you thunderstruck 348 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,251 Take a break Shake the bacon off your sandwich 349 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,378 We're doing two steps At a time on the staircase, bitch 350 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,255 - We're the Thunder Boys - We're the Thunder Boys 351 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,257 - We're gonna ace that - We're gonna ace that 352 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,968 - Motherfucking life insurance physical - Motherfucking life insurance physical 353 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,595 - We're the Thunder Boys - We're the Thunder Boys 354 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,097 - We're gonna ace that - We're gonna ace that 355 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,766 - Motherfucking life insurance physical - Motherfucking life insurance physical 356 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:41,892 Hey! 357 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,436 See you later, elevator! 358 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,981 In a while, candy aisle! 359 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,317 She's got a real wobble. I might have… 360 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,196 messed up the sprockets on my major wipeout. 361 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,616 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'll… I'll take care of it money-wise. 362 00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,201 Okay, cool. 363 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,869 Yeah, it would really mean the world to me. 364 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,874 He has a weird dick. 365 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,419 And he just can't pop 'em like he used to, you know, 366 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,130 like pop those boners. 367 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,923 Yeah, you said. 368 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:19,805 And he has money stress, so he eats, and then he feels bad about himself. 369 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,266 He looks okay. 370 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:27,855 I mean, yeah, but he used to be, like… 371 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,732 Well, Carol, we… we all used to be. 372 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,657 You know, when his dick was normal, he was in Playgirl. 373 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,534 He was what? 374 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,536 In Playgirl. 375 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,955 Like, nude, all the way. 376 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,456 Yeah. 377 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,085 Yeah, and there was, like, this little thing about him. 378 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,670 Like a get-to-know-him thing. 379 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,299 "165." 380 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,220 165, what? 381 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,348 That's what it said he weighed then. 382 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,933 165, yeah. 383 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,436 You know, our house is pretty small, 384 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,479 so there's nowhere you can really go to be alone. 385 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:12,191 And I see him looking at it. 386 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,359 At his Playgirl. 387 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:16,778 Yeah. He kept it. 388 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:24,620 And sometimes he looks at it, and he looks so sad. 389 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:29,082 So, he has self-esteem things, 390 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,919 and that's part of the boner problems. 391 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:35,297 Blood pressure's… It's pretty high. 392 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,634 Yeah, yeah, my heart really kind of goes. 393 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,220 Plus, I got my shirt off, 394 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,348 and so, you know, that makes me self-conscious. 395 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,641 - Okay. - But… 396 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,517 - All right. - That goes to my heart too. 397 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,686 I mean, that's science, though, so… 398 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,688 Well, you know, 399 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:55,192 we're taking care of a lot of that with him. 400 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,153 Get his house in order so that there's… 401 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,906 less stress. 402 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,867 B out the B. 403 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:05,953 What, what? 404 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,956 It's what we do for each other. Bring out the best. 405 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:10,832 - Yeah. - Yeah. 406 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:17,965 But the paying the bills and… the insurance, 407 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,550 that has to be a private thing with you guys, okay? 408 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,931 Because, you know, if he knows that I know, 409 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,643 then his self-esteem is gonna be like… right? 410 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:30,936 - Yes. - Like, I'm him. 411 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,272 "Oh, God, you know Clark pays our bills." 412 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,857 "Now, I'm not a man, so now I can't ever pop boners again." 413 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,234 - Smart. - Yeah. 414 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,443 - Okay. - So… 415 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:39,903 Yeah. 416 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,531 That's just between you two. 417 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,784 - Please. - Yeah. 418 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,122 For serious. Okay? 419 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,422 Okay, 'cause I want to have this with him. 420 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,676 Like, in a house that's normal. 421 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,595 Where it works and, like, we pay our bills 422 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,682 and we do the tuition thing that we're talking about. 423 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,894 And then we have sex and everything. 424 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,022 So… 425 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,942 this needs to stay between you two. 426 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,902 Okay? 427 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,696 For serious. 428 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,574 Yeah. 429 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,996 Say "for serious" again. 430 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,167 For serious. Yeah. 431 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,003 Okay. 432 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,131 Okay. 433 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,018 So, I didn't ace it, did I? 434 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,271 - Ace? - Yeah. 435 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,231 - No. - Okay. 436 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:00,609 But you passed. 437 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,528 I pa… I passed? 438 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,283 Yes, acing it wasn't even… wasn't realistic. 439 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,077 That… My goal was to pass. 440 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,580 Passing wasn't even realistic like two weeks ago. 441 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:17,834 - Yeah, well, you passed. - Wow, Clark is gonna be jacked. 442 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,003 Is that your husband, Clark? 443 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,714 No, no, it's my… it's just my best friend. 444 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,591 He's been like my cheese cop and… 445 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,928 All right. Well, Nurse Cheryl will show you out. 446 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:33,809 Yes, yes, yes! 447 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,073 - Hey. What's up? - Hey, hi. 448 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,409 Safety sesh for the bikes. 449 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,744 What are you doing with your computer? 450 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:58,500 I'm logging power duration drop-off 451 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,460 in case you and the girls go riding at night. 452 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:03,171 I'd like to know how long you're gonna be safely lighted. 453 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,923 - Yep. - Okay. 454 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,883 - Yep. - All right. 455 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:27,904 Dude. 456 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,992 You have life insurance now. 457 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:24,711 Fifth key. 458 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,671 Floyd Smernitch's keys. 459 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,091 One, home. 460 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,803 Two, garage. 461 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:38,975 Three, gym locker, Bailey's Fitness. 462 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,145 Four, work locker. 463 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:47,817 Fifth key… 464 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,819 unknown. 465 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,864 The charge was filed before we knew its purpose. 466 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:02,415 Okay. 467 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,588 I have three keys here that are unknown, even to me. 468 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,465 Old keys. 469 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,302 I don't know what they do, but I keep them 470 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,721 because they used to open something in my life. 471 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:20,141 And, you know, what if I have to open that thing again? 472 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,145 Unknowns are a part of key chains. 473 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,565 Unknowns are a part of life. 474 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,400 He knows. 475 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,027 Did you see it? 476 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,446 - When he stared at the key? - Forrest? 477 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,573 - Yes. - Yeah. 478 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:39,452 He knows. He realized something about it. And then he went quiet. 479 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,748 I saw something. Something like that. Yeah. 480 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,797 - I want to know more. - We always want to know more. 481 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:52,674 That's a part of this. 482 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,885 That's probably why I'm always in this bar. 483 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,388 Because you never know the whole thing, 484 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,515 and you have to trust the evidence that you have. 485 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,518 - We should look at the wife. - She has no motive, Jodie. 486 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:07,480 Can we just consider? What if Clark's telling the truth? 487 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:10,275 - About? - That Floyd wasn't into men. 488 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,820 What would that do to your case against Forrest? 489 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:16,406 Wouldn't it weaken it? 490 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:18,783 Don't you want to know? 491 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,076 It's crazy. 492 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:24,623 French kissing a guy out by your car because you're polite? 493 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,124 Because you're wonderful. 494 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,877 He said wonderful. 495 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,134 - Can we interview Modern Love again? - For what purpose? 496 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,510 For the purpose of asking him 497 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,096 if possibly Floyd kissed him just to be nice. 498 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,601 We? 499 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:51,107 Can you just tell me, generally, 500 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:54,611 how things go down in these sexual encounters? 501 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,321 - DTF? - Yeah. 502 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:59,824 - Same, same as anywhere. - Yeah, but this is sexual. 503 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,494 Well, everything's sexual, so… 504 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:03,912 What do you mean? 505 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,414 - Everything is, every setting is. - Everything's sexual? 506 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:10,960 Yeah, well, there's little separation between sexual impulsivity and, well… 507 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:16,758 it's an on board chemical feature of every feature of our lives. 508 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:21,471 It goes where we go. I'm here. So, so is my sexual impulsivity. 509 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:23,223 For instance, I've just discovered… 510 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:30,021 that I'm attracted to bald, mature authority figures, sir. 511 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:35,944 I'm imagining a scenario that involves you. 512 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,034 I'm washing your back. 513 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,453 Washing my back? 514 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:48,832 You're there too. 515 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,087 Okay, can we just concentrate on our questions? 516 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,380 - Sure. Fire… - Yeah. 517 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,840 - Yeah. - Fire away. 518 00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:00,051 So, how does a normal person like Floyd Smernitch, 519 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:04,806 begin to become involved with something like DTF St. Louis? 520 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,266 No one's normal. 521 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,769 It just looks that way from across the street. 522 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,606 Tell me, how would an encounter… 523 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,442 how would that be? 524 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,277 Well, you could meet for intimacy, 525 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,738 and that would be in a grove of trees in a park somewhere. 526 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,364 - Or a pool house. - Yeah. 527 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,992 Or it could be to meet for breakfast. 528 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,161 See if you have a connection. Sometimes you don't have one. 529 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,996 You met Floyd Smernitch for breakfast. 530 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,873 - Yeah. - To see if you had a connection. 531 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,083 - Yeah. - Did you? 532 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,043 Yeah. 533 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,005 - But, uh… - But what? 534 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,633 He was just a really nice guy, and we had a nice breakfast. 535 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,470 I tried a little intimacy play there at the end, 536 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:46,639 but mostly it was just a nice breakfast. 537 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:51,394 What do you hope for from DTF encounters? 538 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:57,192 Do you remember in school that they had recess? 539 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,988 School can be hard for some kids. 540 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:05,116 It can be hard to concentrate on something as difficult 541 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,785 for that long a period of time. 542 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:09,120 So, at some point during the school day, they just stop the thing, 543 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,915 let you go outside and have fun. 544 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:17,670 But at some point, the tasks get harder, 545 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,633 like algebra, chemistry, whatever. 546 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,053 But there's no more recess. 547 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,016 It's gone. 548 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:35,313 You know, they don't even tell you. 549 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,607 It's just gone. 550 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,988 And it never comes back. 551 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:50,495 And I guess I just want to fuck around with somebody sometimes, 552 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:51,996 every now and then. 553 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,164 It's just… 554 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:54,791 And… 555 00:38:55,750 --> 00:39:00,755 he seemed… he seemed like something was weighing on him. 556 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:05,593 Like, he mentioned his son, or stepson, or something, 557 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:09,222 felt left out, you know? Left out. 558 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:13,518 And I told him I felt like that too, in a lot of my life. 559 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:14,853 - Left out? - Yeah. 560 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,730 Let me ask you this. 561 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,734 Do you think when you two were French kissing… 562 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,028 do you think that Floyd felt… 563 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,366 that he was concerned that… 564 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,828 maybe his heart wasn't in it, 565 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:35,290 but he didn't want you to feel left out? 566 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,543 You know, so he Frenched you. 567 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,171 - He was hands-off. - Hands-off? 568 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,092 Yeah, he didn't like reach around to touch my cheek 569 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,344 in the manner that I reached around to touch his. 570 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,223 - It was his left. - Left cheek? 571 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:57,437 No one knows what they're doing with each other. We find our way… 572 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,231 and it can be clumsy. 573 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,318 Yeah. 574 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,445 "No one's normal." 575 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,739 "It just looks that way from across the street." 576 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,783 - This is your saying? - I guess so. 577 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,412 You know, it's just something I pass around to the DTF community 578 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,332 to encourage people to care a little less about what the neighbors think. 579 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,753 That's why God invented PO boxes. 580 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,381 - That's why what? - Okay. 581 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:30,553 Well, in these strip malls in the suburbs, karate, tanning salons, Mail Boxes Etc. 582 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:31,804 - You ever been in one? - Sure. 583 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:33,139 What's in there? 584 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:39,062 - PO boxes. - Yeah. All along the wall, PO boxes. 585 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,981 Now, do you ever wonder why all these normal people 586 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:46,152 who have homes out here need all these PO boxes? 587 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:53,576 It's for privacy. That's where all the dildos go, sir. 588 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:58,539 And other… Yeah, you know, you get it. 589 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:00,625 Yes. 590 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,543 That's where all the dildos go. 591 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:06,881 Mail Boxes Etc. They should call it Dildos Etc. 592 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,467 Yeah, I never thought of that. 593 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,566 That's why Forrest stopped talking and asked for a lawyer. 594 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,901 Yes. 595 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,654 The Mail Box Etc. is just down the street. 596 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,616 260. There you go. That's the one. 597 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,661 That's the box. No one's been paying the bill, 598 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,914 and no one's been in the last few months. 599 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,083 260. That's the one. 600 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,752 Can you tell me the date of this owner's last payment? 601 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,255 - Before he stopped paying? - Yes. 602 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,509 - Okay. It'll take a minute. - Thank you. 603 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,615 She's gonna get a million dollars. 604 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,579 Well… 605 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:04,373 that's probably a motive, right? 606 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,085 For murder? 607 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,379 Yeah, Plumb, it sure is. 608 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:29,107 - Hello. - Hey. 609 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,109 How can I help you? 610 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,031 - Yes? - Can I… 611 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:42,203 Can I just check out a room… 612 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:44,288 for a detail? 613 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,108 Hey. 614 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,319 Morning. 615 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:17,280 Yeah, you suck. 616 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,324 I'm sorry, ma'am. 617 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,077 You should be. 618 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:27,915 You suck. Look at all those leaves bunched up in the corner, pool boy. 619 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,335 - I'm new. - Yeah, you can tell. 620 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,213 Why don't you come on inside? 621 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:37,175 I have some other tasks for you. We'll see how you do on those. 622 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,303 Come on up, pool boy. 623 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,098 Yes, ma'am. 624 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,067 - How old are you? - I'm just 23. 625 00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,945 - You got a lot to learn. - I sure do.