1 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:08,883 Oh! [grunts] 2 00:00:14,972 --> 00:00:17,725 [students] Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez. 3 00:00:17,725 --> 00:00:19,185 Excuse me. What? What-- 4 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,062 - Whoa. - What-- What’s going on? 5 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,314 - We need your help right now. - With Powderpuff. 6 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,941 Powderpuff? What’s Powderpuff? 7 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,901 You know, when the girls play football, 8 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,736 and then the football players dress as cheerleaders. 9 00:00:28,736 --> 00:00:30,822 - Oh, that. Yeah. - Yeah. 10 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,782 I’m sorry, I don’t know anything about football. 11 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:33,825 - Hold on. - Mr. Marquez. 12 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,910 Nobody is mad about the girls playing football. 13 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,870 They’re mad about us dressing up as cheerleaders. 14 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:40,206 And why are you guys coming to me? ’Cause I’m gay? 15 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,208 Sweet of you guys, but I don’t wanna be on the news 16 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,795 as the gay guy fighting for young men’s rights to dress up like girls. 17 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,922 Come on, Mr. Marquez. This is our senior year. 18 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,590 It’s the most things we look forward to. 19 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,926 It’s the most things you look forward to? 20 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,219 Jason, the grammar. 21 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,221 It’s the thing you look forward to the most. 22 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,848 Wow. Yeah, that is what I’ve been. 23 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,057 See? You’re already helping. 24 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,017 Okay, I’m sorry, guys. I just-- It’s not-- 25 00:01:00,017 --> 00:01:01,769 - Hold on, man. - Please. Think about it. 26 00:01:01,769 --> 00:01:03,855 I’ll talk to Coach Hillridge after school. How’s that? 27 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,106 - That’s dope. - Yeah! 28 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:08,150 [cheering, woofing] 29 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:09,318 Great. 30 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:12,446 ♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪ 31 00:01:12,446 --> 00:01:14,824 ♪ You’re taking me ♪ 32 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:16,909 {\an8}♪ To the point of no return ♪ 33 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,037 {\an8}♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 34 00:01:20,037 --> 00:01:21,455 {\an8}♪ You’re taking me ♪ 35 00:01:21,455 --> 00:01:24,041 {\an8}- [whistle blows] - [Markie] All right. Huddle up. Listen. 36 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:27,044 You ladies all begged for a female coach this year for Powderpuff. 37 00:01:27,044 --> 00:01:29,171 And since everybody gets what they want these days, 38 00:01:29,171 --> 00:01:31,299 give it up for Ms. Sanders. 39 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,426 [Gwen] Hi. Thank you. 40 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,595 Unfortunately, I don’t know all the technical 41 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,390 dos and don’ts of football per se, so I’ve brought Coach Hillridge here. 42 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,475 He’s just gonna assist me on small things. 43 00:01:41,475 --> 00:01:43,853 Like, when you catch the ball, which way do you go? 44 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,105 And then why do you ever kick the ball? 45 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,025 That’s right. Ms. Sanders is your coach today, so just ignore me. 46 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,151 You won’t notice me at all. 47 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:53,654 I’ll just be here teaching her how to teach you how to play football. 48 00:01:53,654 --> 00:01:55,406 - That’s right. - Tell ’em to start running sprints. 49 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:58,200 - Sprints! - [Markie] Come on. 50 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,869 Evan, catch. 51 00:02:01,662 --> 00:02:03,039 Hey, I told your football players 52 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,041 I’d help them save their Powderpuff performance. 53 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,793 - You’re trying to cancel that? - You think I wanna cancel Powderpuff? 54 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:09,795 Why? I love that shit. 55 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:13,257 Come on. Big football dudes dressed up like cheerleaders. 56 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,635 - Oh! - That’s the height of comedy, man. 57 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,595 - Come on. - God, Gwen. 58 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:18,971 You gotta take it up with Moretti. 59 00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:20,473 - I’m taking it up with Moretti. - Catch him. 60 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,183 - What do I do now? - Burpees. 61 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,727 - It’s time for "blurpees," girls! - Burpees. 62 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,354 - Hey, Grant. - No, Evan! 63 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,314 - Grant. - No, I’m off the clock. 64 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,859 - My car is technically not school grounds. - Listen, what is this Powderpuff thing? 65 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:33,986 You’re canceling this Powderpuff thing? What is this? 66 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:36,948 We’re not canceling anything. Nothing is being canceled. 67 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,951 Look, it’s not-- It’s being discussed. 68 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,410 It’s not all of Powderpuff. 69 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,871 It’s just the-- the boys’ cheerleading performance 70 00:02:43,871 --> 00:02:46,082 has become a sort of a hot button issue, all right? 71 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,417 Just tell the parents to lighten up. 72 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:49,835 - It’s not the parents. - What? 73 00:02:49,835 --> 00:02:51,379 Not the parents. The parents love it. 74 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:54,715 Big football guys in girls’ clothes. It’s funny stuff, Evan. 75 00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:57,802 Even I, back in the day, I was in Powderpuff back in the day. 76 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:59,220 - Really? - Yeah, we had a cheer 77 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,596 about our butts, kicking butts. 78 00:03:00,596 --> 00:03:02,848 That’s me. I didn’t even have to shave my legs. 79 00:03:02,848 --> 00:03:04,433 - You look like Hilary Duff. - Thank you. 80 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,769 If it’s not the parents, who’s trying to cancel it? 81 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:11,607 The students. The LGBTQ+IA2S+ Alliance. 82 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:13,985 That’s crazy. Why didn’t they just come talk to me? 83 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,945 I helped rhinestone their flag. 84 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,072 - They think you’re homophobic now. - What? Why? 85 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,032 They think that you don’t believe in lesbians. 86 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,450 Oh, come on. 87 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:24,286 - That was taken out of context. - What context was it in? 88 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:26,789 Just I was having a regular conversation with Gwen. 89 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,333 And I was telling her I have a hard time believing that lesbians 90 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,751 aren’t attracted to men. 91 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,089 Okay. So you’re saying-- 92 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,508 Powderpuff is this old boomer tradition 93 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:39,301 where the boys get to make fun of the girls. 94 00:03:39,301 --> 00:03:40,845 And more importantly, 95 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:44,265 these football players are "gender-switching" as a joke 96 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:47,560 when there are people in this school who are actually nonbinary or trans. 97 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,061 - And that is not a joke. - Pablo. 98 00:03:49,895 --> 00:03:50,855 Wake up. 99 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,523 Is anybody actually upset about it? 100 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,900 Like, in my experience, if men wanna dress up as women, 101 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,944 - you should just let them. - Let my boys have fun. 102 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:58,863 I actually love Powderpuff 103 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:01,073 because the boys have to admit how hard our cheers are. 104 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:03,075 Becca, you literally quit cheerleading. 105 00:04:03,075 --> 00:04:06,203 Yeah, because I literally died for three minutes last year. I went to hell. 106 00:04:06,203 --> 00:04:07,455 Stop talking about that. 107 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,498 I’ve never liked Powderpuff, personally. 108 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:11,876 - Why, Jeff? - It sickens me. 109 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,253 - The beauty is too intense. - That’s crazy. 110 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:17,590 Who here is in the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance? 111 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:21,677 Okay. Look, if you guys had come to me, I would have gently reminded you 112 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:23,679 that while your hearts may be in the right place, 113 00:04:23,679 --> 00:04:27,600 in actuality, you’re banning a drag performance at a school in the South. 114 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,186 - Ooh! - Stop being a contrarian. 115 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,563 You know, it’s bullshit that these cool jock kids 116 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:35,483 get to dress however they want and everybody loves it. 117 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:39,111 They’re doing it as a joke. It’s not like real authentic drag. 118 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:40,696 So, you guys just want the boys 119 00:04:40,696 --> 00:04:43,199 to be authentic and respectful in their performance. 120 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,658 That would make you happy? 121 00:04:44,658 --> 00:04:46,035 - Yeah. - Yeah. Sure. 122 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,204 Okay. Good to know. 123 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,581 - Yes, Tiffany. - This is literally book club. 124 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,708 Like, why are we talking about this? 125 00:04:57,421 --> 00:04:59,715 - [sighs, inhales] - So, when you talk to the boys 126 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:02,510 just, like, keep it base level, keep it easy. 127 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,262 - They’re new to all this. - All right. I got it. Yeah. 128 00:05:05,262 --> 00:05:07,223 [Evan] They’re gonna be maybe shocked. 129 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,350 You still do those, uh, poetry jams? 130 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:13,020 [Evan] No, that was just at A&M. I stopped after college. 131 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,605 Oh. I miss those college parties. 132 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:17,900 I remember you, like, refused to take photos with a digital camera. 133 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,652 You’d be like, "I only use real film." 134 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,695 - Right. Right. Right. - And you had that mullet. 135 00:05:21,695 --> 00:05:23,614 I’m much less of a loser now. 136 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,825 - And what do you do here? Oh. - I teach English. 137 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,951 Hey, guys. 138 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:31,580 Um, I would like to introduce you today to a very special friend of mine. 139 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,666 This is Shazam. 140 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,043 Hello, hello, my little babies. Hello. 141 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:37,920 - Hi, Shazam. - [dispirited] Hi. 142 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,880 Shazam was the queen of drag back in college. 143 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,592 And now, she has a long-running show in Austin called Woman of La Mancha. 144 00:05:43,592 --> 00:05:46,345 That actually got canceled. The show is now called Drink Ticket Tuesday. 145 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:47,972 When you are old enough to drink, 146 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:50,391 maybe you can go check that out, or don’t tell anybody I said that. 147 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,351 So, are you, like, a dude? 148 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,687 I’m like a dude. Yeah, I’m cool like you guys. 149 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,773 I’m a cool dude. I sit home. I wear tube socks. 150 00:05:57,773 --> 00:05:59,817 I blow my nose. I have hair. 151 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:02,361 But when she’s dressed like this, she is Shazam. 152 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,988 When I’m dressed like this, 153 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:06,115 I’m your mama. 154 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,283 Okay. 155 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,076 Quick question: Does anybody own a ferret? 156 00:06:09,076 --> 00:06:11,704 - Do they have ferrets? - I’m just trying to connect with the kids. 157 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,290 - They’re not eight. - I don’t know how old they are. 158 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,499 Here’s the deal, guys. 159 00:06:15,499 --> 00:06:19,628 Shazam is gonna teach you guys the proper way to dress like a girl. 160 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:22,715 The right way. You know, it’s a little bit like if you’re gonna drink 161 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,134 or experiment with drugs, I’d rather you do it in the house. 162 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,552 That’s not a great example. 163 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,929 But she and I, we’re gonna be your coaches in this. 164 00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:32,141 Them, like, real titties? Or, like, what you got going on? 165 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,643 Honey. No, this is a breastplate. 166 00:06:34,643 --> 00:06:36,437 It looks great, right? Very realistic. 167 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,564 - Yeah, it looks awesome. - We call it a titty bib. 168 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,274 And this is a lace-front wig. 169 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,151 - My mom has that. - Okay. 170 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:45,779 So, is there, like, a titty bib for your dick too? Or, like, where’s that at? 171 00:06:45,779 --> 00:06:47,656 Yes, I am tucked. 172 00:06:47,656 --> 00:06:51,452 - It’s like a jockstrap or like a cup. - It just kind of... [pops lips] 173 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,245 - [Tray] Does it pop in? - Yeah, I tie it 174 00:06:53,245 --> 00:06:56,081 on the end of a ping-pong ball and shove it up my ass. 175 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:57,791 Don’t laugh. That’s rude. 176 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,711 Yeah. No, no. You guys can laugh. This is what I’m saying. 177 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:03,214 Shazam is very funny. Drag can be very funny. 178 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:06,926 So, if you guys, for this Powderpuff performance, instead of doing joke drag 179 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,928 or half drag or just the cheerleading outfits, 180 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,388 if you just do authentic, real drag like this, 181 00:07:11,388 --> 00:07:13,849 then the LGBTQ Alliance cannot be upset. 182 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:17,561 So, you want us dress like this? 183 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:21,232 Oh, honey. I don’t think you have the balls to dress like this. 184 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,691 - Ooh! - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 185 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:24,944 And that-- This is good. This is the thing. 186 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,071 She just read you, and you can read her back and-- 187 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,531 - And I’m an accelerated reader, Tray. - Damn. 188 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:32,284 Drag is about self-expression. About being larger than life. 189 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:36,121 Shazam used to have a motto in college, used to say, "We don’t mark it, baby"-- 190 00:07:36,121 --> 00:07:37,957 - We do everything full-out. -"We go full-out." 191 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,291 - What is "mark it"? - It’s like-- 192 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,876 When you don’t go all the way on something. 193 00:07:40,876 --> 00:07:43,921 Yeah, it’s like, one, two, three, four. [grunts] 194 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,048 You know, you wanna be like-- [makes whooshing sound] 195 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,716 Like when you don’t hustle in football. 196 00:07:47,716 --> 00:07:49,051 Oh. Okay. 197 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:52,471 We’re gonna go all out. You guys on board? Maybe? 198 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,098 Mmm... 199 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,600 [Tray sighs] Fuck it. 200 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,144 It’s my senior year. Let’s get it for Coach Shazam. 201 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:01,021 - Yeah! - Let’s go. 202 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:02,439 - Whoo! - Yeah! 203 00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:04,191 - Coach Shazam. - Coach. Yeah. 204 00:08:04,191 --> 00:08:05,776 - [woofing] - [Shazam] Okay. Uh-- Oh-- 205 00:08:08,195 --> 00:08:10,864 Sarah, you hold the ball, you’re gonna hike it to-- 206 00:08:10,864 --> 00:08:12,157 - To who? - To the quarterback. 207 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:14,535 To the quarterback. Yes, amazing. Great. 208 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:17,788 Once you catch it, you’re just gonna throw it to-- Who? 209 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,873 - To the receiver. - [Gwen] Ella, catch it. 210 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,750 Yes, I love this! 211 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,335 Okay. So, once you catch it-- 212 00:08:23,335 --> 00:08:24,962 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah, ah! 213 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:27,756 I know this. You guys are all gonna tackle her, okay? 214 00:08:27,756 --> 00:08:29,425 - You’re gonna get her. - Wait, are-- 215 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,385 Put your body into her! Chest forward! 216 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,262 - Wait. - Wait, aren’t we playing flag football? 217 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,972 - Yes. Yes. - No. What? 218 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:35,973 - Flag football. - No. 219 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:39,018 - Why wouldn’t they play tackle football? - So they don’t injure themselves 220 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,978 - or each other. - Are you kidding? 221 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,022 - No. - I mean, God, here we go. 222 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,400 Girls aren’t allowed to hurt anyone. This is why we get kidnapped. 223 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:50,029 Someone says, "Get in my car," we go along with it 224 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:53,115 ’cause we don’t wanna hurt their feelings, and it turns out to be the killer. 225 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:56,243 This is a football field. It’s a game. We’re not worried about killers. 226 00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:57,578 - You’re not. - Excuse me? 227 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,705 Coach Hillridge, you can walk to your car alone at night 228 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,457 without thinking that someone’s gonna kill you. 229 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,417 You can walk alone to your car tonight as well. 230 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,669 - Just don’t park in a shit neighborhood. - Okay, okay. 231 00:09:05,669 --> 00:09:07,629 - You’re kidding, right? - I’m not. 232 00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:09,340 I’m a 110-pound girl. 233 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,425 The whole world is a bad neighborhood to me. 234 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,593 - That part. - You know what? 235 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,887 I don’t think you know what it’s like to be a woman. 236 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,057 - That’s not the point. - Your biggest fear is getting made fun of. 237 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,142 Our biggest fear is getting raped and killed. 238 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,561 Whoa! Whoa, whoa. The girls do not need to hear about this. 239 00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:24,355 They hear about this all the time. 240 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,191 When I toured Texas State, this is, like, all they talked about. 241 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:29,026 Did they show you where all those emergency poles are 242 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,611 in case you’re getting serial killed at college? 243 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,363 - Yeah, they had to. - Exactly. 244 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,697 Okay. First and foremost, 245 00:09:33,697 --> 00:09:35,949 we’re not talking about getting serial killed at college. 246 00:09:35,949 --> 00:09:38,077 This is Powderpuff. This is fun, okay? 247 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:41,163 How do you expect them to defend themselves on the field... 248 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,123 - Mmm. - ...if they can’t defend themselves 249 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:44,124 out in the world? 250 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:47,002 How are they gonna defend themselves against someone like the Highway Killer? 251 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:49,004 - Oh, my God. - Who’s the Highway Killer? 252 00:09:49,004 --> 00:09:52,674 The podcast. The Highway Killer: Murder at the Speed of Death. 253 00:09:52,674 --> 00:09:53,926 Yeah. It’s really good. 254 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,844 - The chemistry between the two of them. - Yeah. 255 00:09:55,844 --> 00:09:58,180 - The way they’re making each other laugh. - I know. 256 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,890 - What’s it called? - [Sarah] The Highway Killer. 257 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,811 Okay, wait-- Yeah, I’ll give it a go. Why not? 302 episodes. 258 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:04,978 By the way, routes. 259 00:10:04,978 --> 00:10:07,898 Oh, yeah. Run routes, guys. Get it. 260 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,192 I asked you not to get involved. 261 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,277 Grant, if you’re teaching somebody to play piano, 262 00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:13,362 who do you get to help them? 263 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:14,446 A piano teacher. 264 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,198 If you’re teaching guys to dress up like girls-- 265 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,201 I’m getting calls from the parents. I don’t know who this person is. 266 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,120 She could be a lunatic. She could be a criminal. 267 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,914 Because she happens to be a drag queen, she’s a lunatic and a criminal? 268 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,916 - Are you hearing yourself? - That’s not what I mean. 269 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,752 You can’t bring in strangers to teach at the school. You can’t do that. 270 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:31,839 I was trying to satisfy the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance. 271 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,591 Why? Why succumb to the whims of these four gay kids? 272 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:37,594 - I never said that. - There’s at least eight of them, right? 273 00:10:37,594 --> 00:10:39,012 You just listen to them complain. 274 00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:40,848 You don’t have to do anything about their problems. 275 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,976 - I thought their concerns were valid. - Valid? Here’s what’s valid. 276 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,019 Those football players’ parents are gonna be there. 277 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:49,148 Superintendent Boone will be there. And this is what they’re expecting to see. 278 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,899 - What is this? - I’ll read along, all right? 279 00:10:50,899 --> 00:10:55,195 "Appropriate and approved attire for the Powderpuff halftime performance: 280 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:57,781 - hair ties, face glitter, nail polish... - Polish. 281 00:10:57,781 --> 00:11:00,075 ...cheerleading outfits." This is ridiculous. 282 00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:02,995 It needs to be cute. It needs to be fun. Everybody’s gonna be happy. 283 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,164 We’re gonna have a great time. No one gets fired. 284 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,458 Think of your job, Evan. Think of your job. 285 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,169 So, ladies, you got these flags. 286 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,380 If someone’s trying to get your flag, I’m thinking it’s a lot of this. 287 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:16,133 It’s in the hips. Try it. If someone’s trying to get you 288 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,552 - and you’re juking-- - Stop. Stop what you’re doing. Stop. 289 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,680 I listened to, like, eight episodes of that podcast you told me about, 290 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,308 and I couldn’t care less about y’all running plays, 291 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,185 running out routes, in routes, posts. 292 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:30,606 I care more about you not ending up in tiny little pieces in someone’s freezer. 293 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:34,443 We need to forget about football and teach these girls self-defense. 294 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,695 - Wow, Markie. - Yeah. Looks like I’m a feminist now. 295 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:37,863 You’re a feminist? 296 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,698 Only when it comes to female violence. 297 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,701 I still feel the same way about equal pay. Some people just work harder. 298 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,495 I mean, show me a woman who’s a CEO. 299 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,913 Elizabeth Holmes. 300 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:52,336 Okay, we are doing female self-defense 101, right now. 301 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,712 I just want to play football. 302 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,589 - Then you can leave. - Fuck out of here. 303 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,884 Guys, I hate to break it to you. We got some bad news. 304 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,553 I got this email from the school board. 305 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:04,806 This is a list of things that have been approved 306 00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:06,683 - for the boys’ Powderpuff performance. - [murmuring] 307 00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:10,521 Needless to say, the things we’ve been doing in here are not on this list, 308 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,898 - and they wanna kick Shazam out. - What? 309 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,067 First my sister’s baby shower, now this. 310 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,610 You guys want me to read this list? 311 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,362 - Hell no. - No. Nah. 312 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,197 Okay. Why don’t I just... 313 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,408 - [Tray] Mmm... - Yeah. 314 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:26,411 [cheering] 315 00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:27,871 - [Tray] Whose house? - Our house! 316 00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:29,248 - Whose house? - Our house! 317 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,834 [Shazam] It’s our house! 318 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:36,380 [Shazam] These will fit better if you really just, like, stretch it. 319 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,424 Love. And then this. There we go. 320 00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:41,635 - Yeah! - It’s actually a bra, 321 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,429 but I wear mine as a sleep mask when I fly coach. 322 00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:47,015 Okay, Coach Hillridge, you’re walking to your car alone at night. 323 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,350 - Where are your keys? - Front pocket. 324 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,018 Wrong. Attacker, boom, you’re dead. 325 00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:53,313 Take your keys, put ’em right between your fingers like Wolverine. 326 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:54,690 It’s gonna get him good. 327 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,359 What kind of girls you run with that you’ve never seen a bra? 328 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,611 ["Gloria" plays] 329 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:02,072 [Shazam] Step together, step together, step together. 330 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:07,744 Come on, boys. A little more sashay, a little less shantay. 331 00:13:07,744 --> 00:13:11,039 Do you see the way she just did this? She was like... You know what I mean? 332 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,625 That is, what do we call it? Marking it. She was marking it. 333 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,961 You’re a beautiful single female. There’s a note on your car. 334 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,838 Probably from an admirer. Let’s see what it’s about. 335 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,299 Distraction means death. You’re done. 336 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,092 Ah... 337 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,510 Sway. Sway. 338 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:24,595 Will you marry me? 339 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,721 Yes, of course. 340 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,805 Boom, you’re dead. 341 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,974 Your husband’s the most likely person to kill you. 342 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,684 Let me see the hands like this. 343 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,186 We saw a nipple. Now we’ve been disqualified. 344 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,938 - Killer’s dead. - [Markie] Check the pulse. 345 00:13:34,938 --> 00:13:36,857 - He tricked you, now you’re dead. - [Markie grunts] 346 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,983 Ah, ah, ah. 347 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,777 Okay. Can I see you try that? Yes. 348 00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:42,112 You’re dead so is your family. 349 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,905 Boom. You’re dead. Boom! You’re dead. 350 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:45,699 [grunting] 351 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,952 Ah. Ah. Ah! 352 00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,621 Ah. Ah. 353 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,874 Ah. 354 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,126 Evan, I think they’re ready. 355 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,754 Markie, seriously, you’ve done such a good job today. 356 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,672 - I’m so proud of you. - My eyes are open. 357 00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,424 - I’ve learned a lot, you know. - Thank you. 358 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,967 - Hey. - Give me a little hug. 359 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,719 - My buddy. - Indeed. 360 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,429 Chloroform. Boom, he’s dead. 361 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,806 Okay, then you all get in a line and then I come out, 362 00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:12,267 and then I hit the audience with a huge death drop, right? 363 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:15,187 So, it’s like left leg out, right leg back, bam! 364 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,022 I don’t know. I think it might be better 365 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,399 to just leave the drag performing to the kids. 366 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:22,235 No, Mr. Marquez. We want Shazam until the very end. 367 00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:24,112 She steps our pussy up. 368 00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:27,240 Okay. If you guys want Shazam to do a death drop, 369 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,660 Shazam can do a death drop at the end of the performance. 370 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,411 Brayden, you wanna count us out? 371 00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:33,789 Full-out on three. One, two, three! 372 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,457 - Full-out! - Full-out! 373 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,042 [Jason] Let’s go, bitches. 374 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,420 Uh, same time tomorrow, guys. 375 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,838 [Shazam] Good hustle. 376 00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:43,674 I think we’re doing a really good thing here. 377 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,927 - Me too. - Is this your iPhone charger? 378 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,387 - No, I don’t think so. - Okay. 379 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,515 Well, I’m gonna go to the bathroom, because I need to untuck. 380 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,392 Mama is in pain. 381 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,976 Okay. Take all the time you need. 382 00:14:54,976 --> 00:14:58,313 If you see a bald guy who looks like he’s gonna kill himself, that’s the principal. 383 00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,606 Just walk the other way. 384 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:07,406 Keith, you left your duffel bag. 385 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,951 This thing is getting heavier and heavier. What do you keep in there? 386 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,328 - It’s fucking wigs, man. - What is this? 387 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,163 - Some wigs. - What’s in your trunk? 388 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,336 You’re stealing from the school? 389 00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:23,213 No, this is stuff I’ve owned before. 390 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,842 Stuff you’ve owned before. What does that even mean? 391 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,386 Oh, my God. What is in this? 392 00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,682 Ferret food from Miss Mallory’s class? 393 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,184 I have children to feed, Evan. Okay? 394 00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:38,270 You feed your children ferret food? 395 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,189 My ferrets are my kids, Evan. I don’t have a school full of ’em. 396 00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:42,899 We have to get this fucking stuff back inside. 397 00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:44,484 - Which stuff? - All of it. 398 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:46,611 - I’ll help. - No, you can’t help. 399 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,447 You’re a fucking thief. Do you understand? 400 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,241 I vouched for you with the principal. I should call the cops right now. 401 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,286 Oh, the principal? God, you used to be so punk rock, man. 402 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,495 I don’t know. You changed. 403 00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:57,497 You are so fucked up. 404 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,583 Anyway, I’ll see you at rehearsal. 405 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,960 No, you won’t because you’re-- you’re fired. 406 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,838 People are obsessed with saying that to me. 407 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,591 - We need those printers. - Peace out, Evan. 408 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,011 People have to print things at this school. 409 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,181 Thank God you can’t fit a fucking copy machine in that trunk. 410 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,059 [Grant] "Ten printers, laser and inkjet." 411 00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:21,021 "Five laptops, framed picture of me." Hmm? 412 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:25,317 "An American flag, an abacus, 45 pounds of ferret food, 413 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,612 iPhone chargers, 20 to 30 iPhone"-- No one can find their iPhone chargers. 414 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,906 Oh, and a student lent Shazam $300. 415 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,825 Well, they’re not getting it back. 416 00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:37,037 Look, there was no way of knowing, really, that she was-- 417 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,915 No, there’s no way of knowing? Your friend Keith has a record, Evan. 418 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,792 - We’re talking grand larceny here. - Right. 419 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,919 A criminal drag queen was brought into the school. 420 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,963 You basically conjured a conservative talking point out of thin air. 421 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:50,592 Did you not even think to check his-- her background? 422 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,344 No, this was an old friend. I-- 423 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,305 No, no, because you were so consumed with your little mission, right? 424 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,098 Okay, well, congratulations, Evan. 425 00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:59,434 Congratulations. You-- You-- You succeeded. 426 00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:01,937 Oh, God. 427 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,940 I am canceling the Powderpuff boys’ performance. 428 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,566 - Why? - A three-minute skit 429 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,026 isn’t worth the hassle. 430 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,277 It’s already too much. 431 00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:11,321 I’m getting texts from the LGTBQ kids. 432 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,406 I don’t even know how they got my personal phone number. 433 00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:16,451 And with Superintendent Boone being there, no, no, no, no, no. 434 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:18,995 Do you understand how big this issue is? 435 00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:21,873 This isn’t just about a little skit at a football game. 436 00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:23,333 This is about drag. 437 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,086 Yeah, you-- you made it about drag. 438 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,214 - [fizzing] - [Grant sighs] 439 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,175 Purr. 440 00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,677 Wait. So she had a record? 441 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,763 Yeah. I mean, you can just never predict that someone has 442 00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:40,475 three DUIs and is permanently banned from the Austin Zoo. 443 00:17:40,475 --> 00:17:41,977 - We gotta go there. - We do. 444 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,478 We’ve got to go there. Don’t forget that. 445 00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:44,938 The point is, I didn’t know. 446 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:48,400 It’s awful that it’s over, you know. It’s just, like, it’s over. It’s over. 447 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,318 I guess the girls’ football game will be fun. 448 00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:52,654 Yeah. I don’t know how much football they learned, 449 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,699 but they’re not gonna get killed at a highway rest stop. 450 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,033 I can guarantee it. 451 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:58,577 I think I’m not gonna go to the game-- 452 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,495 You gotta come to the football game. 453 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:02,914 I don’t know. It’s so sad now. 454 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,458 It would mean a lot to me that you come and you’re just in the stand. 455 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,085 - I worked really hard. - Yeah. 456 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,962 You can bring a book and just, like, chill. 457 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,589 - Yeah, I’ll go. - Thank you. 458 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,673 Goddamn it! 459 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,924 Is that Nick out there? 460 00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,342 Yeah, he’s working on the pool. 461 00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:17,345 What is he doing again? He’s building a pool by hand? 462 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:20,307 We’re, like, basically saving so much money because he doesn’t need bulldozers. 463 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:23,476 He doesn’t need people. He just needs himself and shovels and all that stuff-- 464 00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,437 That sounds so crazy. 465 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,731 No, it’s just concrete and digging, I think. 466 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,859 And then, once it’s done, it’s gonna get listed on Swimply. 467 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,694 What’s the word that you’re saying? 468 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,280 Swimply’s an app where you list your pool and your backyard 469 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,367 and you rent it for hours to people, strangers, and they pay you. 470 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,119 - While you’re home? - While we’re home, 471 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,663 and then you charge more if they come in and use your bathroom. 472 00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,081 Well, good for you. 473 00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:46,583 I’ll get him to explain it to you. Nick! 474 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,209 - You don’t need to get him-- - No, no. Nick! 475 00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,836 - You don’t have to come! - [Gwen] You do-- 476 00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,922 - [Evan] Hey, Nick. - [Nick] Hey. 477 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,840 - [Gwen] Hi. - Hey, babe. What’s up? 478 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,843 - I was just bragging about the pool. - Yeah. Yeah. 479 00:18:56,843 --> 00:19:01,056 I mean, look, it’s like nobody in this neighborhood is on Swimply. 480 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,350 They have pools, but they’re not on the app. 481 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,976 But I was at Trader Joe’s the other day, 482 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,270 and I think my neighbor heard me talking to you about it, 483 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,605 so this is like a rushed dig. 484 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,981 It’s gonna be a rushed dig. 485 00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:12,400 All right. Well, I support that. 486 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,027 I think it’s cool. I think it’s inspiring. 487 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,820 It’s so much fun. I gotta get back outside. 488 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,030 Okay, bye. 489 00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,074 My little pool man. 490 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,242 - Nice to see you. - [Nick] Good to see you, Evan. 491 00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,786 You guys are so cute. 492 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,664 It’s so good that he has this though ’cause he needs to be distracted, 493 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,583 ’cause the looking for a job thing was a lot. 494 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,965 [crowd chattering] 495 00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:38,176 Get the fuck back! 496 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,095 [whistle blows] 497 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,388 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. Yes. 498 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,306 - Do we get points for that? - We do. We do. 499 00:19:43,306 --> 00:19:44,849 Go for one! Yeah! 500 00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:46,685 - Oh, God. - Yeah. Yeah. 501 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,103 [Harry] Evan. 502 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,021 - [Evan] Oh, hey. - Hey. [chuckles] 503 00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:52,190 - [Evan] How’s it going? - Good, and you? Good to see you. 504 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:56,069 Hey, do you know anybody who has, like, 20 printers I could use? 505 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:58,697 That’s funny. 506 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,031 [Rick] Hey, hey, hey. 507 00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,908 Oh. This is Superintendent Boone. 508 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,494 This is our college counselor, Rick. 509 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,079 It’s a pleasure to meet you, Rick. 510 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,623 As long as you don’t ask me for a raise, that is. 511 00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:10,500 - [Grant chuckles] - [chuckling] 512 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,379 Actually, if I can grab five to chat about that with you, that would be sick. 513 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,756 Maybe we hit up Ruth’s Chris, fellas? 514 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:18,174 [whistle blows] 515 00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,802 All right, whatever. I’m gonna head home. 516 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,637 - Nice to see you. - Yeah? You’re out? 517 00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:24,139 - Yeah. - Okay. 518 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,725 - [horns honking] - Oh. What’s happening here? 519 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,060 [cheering, whooping] 520 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,566 - Evan, what the hell is going on? - They did this themselves. 521 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,776 I did-- Was not involved with this. 522 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,737 Hey, yo, let me ask you something. 523 00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:40,363 Do we offend you? 524 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,866 Someone taught us something. 525 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,702 That even if things don’t go your way or work out, 526 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,662 we don’t mark it. 527 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,831 We go full-out, baby. 528 00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:52,876 Thank you, Coach Marquez. 529 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,295 And even if you don’t understand what I’m talking about, 530 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,380 then you about to learn. 531 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,424 - You bitches ready? - Ready! 532 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,551 One, two, three, four. 533 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,054 ["The Warrior" plays] 534 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:09,184 [singer vocalizing] 535 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,852 [laughs] 536 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,812 [vocalizing continues] 537 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,317 [crowd cheering] 538 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:21,362 ♪ You run, run, run away ♪ 539 00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:24,115 ♪ It’s your heart that you betray ♪ 540 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,368 Yes! 541 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,083 Marquez! Markie, control your players! 542 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,543 Who do you think gave them the keys to the cart? 543 00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:37,837 Let the girls dance. 544 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:40,090 - Whoo! - Hell yeah, Markie! 545 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,884 Hey, man. Powderpuff is tradition. 546 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,427 ♪ ...your heart’s still wild ♪ 547 00:21:44,427 --> 00:21:47,180 ♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache ♪ 548 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,807 - ♪ Bang, bang ♪ - Whoo! 549 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,141 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 550 00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:51,935 Yo, yo, yo. It’s time for the death drop. 551 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,019 [Markie] You’re in! 552 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:55,939 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 553 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,440 ♪ And heart-to-heart you’ll win ♪ 554 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,818 [shrieks] Yeah! 555 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,070 ♪ Heart-to-heart you’ll win ♪ 556 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,823 - [loud crack] - [gasping, groaning] 557 00:22:05,406 --> 00:22:07,575 [grunting] 558 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,828 [grunts] 559 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,831 ♪ If you survive ♪ 560 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,209 - [woofing, cheering] - [Tray] Yeah! 561 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,087 I am so sorry. I did not expect this to happen. 562 00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:21,381 Are you kidding? 563 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,842 It was funny as hell. [laughs] 564 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:28,596 Back in my day when we did Powderpuff, they told us to go whole hog. 565 00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:32,809 That was whole hog and an extra ham hock for good measure. [laughs] 566 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:36,062 [Gwen, Powderpuff football team cheering, whooping] 567 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:44,112 [woofing, cheering] 568 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:53,413 ♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache ♪ 569 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,331 They actually fucking did it. 570 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,001 Work. 571 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,003 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 572 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:03,548 ♪ And heart-to-heart you’ll win ♪ 573 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,759 ♪ Heart-to-heart you’ll win ♪ 574 00:23:06,759 --> 00:23:10,263 ♪ If you survive ♪ 575 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,056 ♪ The warrior ♪ 576 00:23:13,349 --> 00:23:15,351 ♪ The warrior ♪ 577 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:18,313 ♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache ♪ 578 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,898 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 579 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,276 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 580 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:26,112 ♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache ♪ 581 00:23:26,112 --> 00:23:27,572 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 582 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,950 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 583 00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:33,870 ♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache ♪ 584 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,371 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 585 00:23:35,371 --> 00:23:37,999 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 586 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,420 ♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪ 587 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:46,799 ♪ And victory is mine ♪ 588 00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:48,259 ♪ Shootin’ at the walls ♪ 589 00:23:48,259 --> 00:23:49,844 ♪ The warrior ♪ 590 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,140 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 591 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:56,893 {\an8}♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache... ♪