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♪ I never knew there'd come a day ♪
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One, two, three.
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♪ When I'd be sayin' to you ♪
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♪ Don't let this good love slip away ♪
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Where's my... Oh.
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♪ Now that we know that it's true ♪
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♪ No, said I'd never fall in love again ♪
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♪ But it's real
And the feeling comes shining through ♪
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♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪
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♪ And I never did suspect a thing ♪
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♪ So caught up in you, little girl... ♪
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Guitar, yes.
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I can't believe it. Hello!
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We are gonna sing "You Get What You Give"
by the New Radicals this year
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better than we ever have before.
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- I can't believe it. It's an anthem.
- Fourth year in a row.
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Mr. Marquez, Becca's being such a bitch.
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Oh. I... What? Whoa, now.
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She said I have no ass.
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Tiffany. I did not say that.
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Yeah, you literally did though.
You literally did though.
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I'm just saying it could be bigger.
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I-- I'm sorry,
I truly cannot comment on this.
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- I can, you're good.
- Becca is your best friend.
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Just literally go talk to her.
Figure it out.
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Whatever.
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Oh, it is flat.
Gwen.
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Attention everyone.
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Students, teachers, parent chaperones,
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for the most memorable weekend
of the school year,
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the junior class field trip.
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Oh! Give... Give it up.
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- Yes, yes, we're very excited about that.
- Whoo!
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All right. So we've got 90 minutes,
90 minutes to get there.
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We don't want to waste any time.
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So if you have to pee,
pee now or forever hold your pee.
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Look at this shit. "250 calories.
Contains soy and tree nuts."
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Boy, I'm gonna be yoked after this thing.
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I hope you don't plan
on eating those out in the wild, man.
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I'm a black bear?
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I'm smelling that
from a thousand miles out.
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You're a black bear?
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The wilderness takes no prisoners, Rick.
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That's the first thing we learned at ROTC.
R-O-T-C.
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Didn't you get kicked out?
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I guess that's why I only remember
the first thing they taught us.
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And I didn't get kicked out.
I was honorably discharged.
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I'm not a fucking pussy.
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Nick and I had sex last night
for, like, the first time in forever.
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In, like, months.
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- In months?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What?
- It's fine. It's fine.
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Sometimes he jerks off and I watch.
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Is that it?
Is that what being straight is like?
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I'm making a point.
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So we found, like, a latex-free brand
of condoms that he--
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- Condoms?
- You know I'm allergic to latex, right?
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I feel like you're losing
that... that thread.
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How long have I known you?
I know you're allergic to latex.
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Sorry to interrupt. Hi, I'm Sharon,
one of the parent chaperones.
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- Hey.
- Were you guys talking about condoms?
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Did the kids bring condoms?
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Did the kids bring condoms? I don't know.
We don't know what the kids brought.
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Okay. Well.
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What?
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Right.
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- Sorry, I'll keep it down.
- Uh.
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Yeah.
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This whole trip,
these kids are gonna be trying
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to get into all sorts
of wicked little sexual games.
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Very specific games.
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- Okay. Well, we'll keep an eye out.
- Yeah.
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- You know about Stone Face?
- What?
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It's a new sex game
these kids are playing.
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You know how they play?
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Do we know how they play?
No, we've never heard of this.
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You know, I don't even want to say.
That's how deviant it is.
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Ah.
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A bunch of boys sit around a table
and one girl, God help her,
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gets under that table
and gives one of them...
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Blow job?
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And then the young man
on the receiving end,
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he has to keep a straight face like this.
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A stone face.
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And then they guess who the lucky boy was.
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I don't understand. Who guesses?
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Everyone.
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Why you keep looking back there?
- What?
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- Something's going on with you.
- No, man. I...
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I think I got a shot with Gwen.
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Wow, dude.
I'm pretty sure you don't.
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She's like a bombshell.
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- So?
- What are you, crazy?
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You saw the guy she's dating. Nick?
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He's a frigging Adonis.
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No. An Adonis?
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He's 140 pounds soaking wet.
Can't shovel dirt to save his life.
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I think guys that are thin
are often considered attractive.
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Gwen needs a real man, all right?
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A man that can protect her,
who could provide for her.
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Who could... Who could chop wood in nature.
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I think women care more, like, if a guy's
got a cute face and good personality.
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So you might be fucked.
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Wrong.
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And if you don't know what
a "power cuck" is already,
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I can guarantee you, you'll see it
in action before the weekend is out.
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I highly doubt that.
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Yeah. Again, I don't think
you have to worry about these kids.
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You know, you could just have fun
this weekend.
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Fun? Uh...
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Like, you need a B average
to get on this trip.
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Oh, okay.
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And I'll just say that Liam Drake
invented tip-licking
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and he's at Georgetown.
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- So, there's that.
- Tip-licking?
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No one wants just the tip licked.
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- That can't be real.
- It's a game. Okay? It's a game.
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Okay. Well, you know what?
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We're gonna keep a good eye out
for any tables or boys...
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- Yeah, tables and chairs.
- ...sitting down situations.
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Thank you. And please,
if we can just keep a close eye on my son.
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The girls are just trying
to eat him alive.
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Puberty has hit him like a truck,
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and he is just a little boy
in the body of a man.
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Which one's your son? Sorry, I forget.
The cutest one here.
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Josh? Or not Josh?
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- Gwen.
- James.
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Pearson.
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- Oh, James Pearson.
- Oh, yeah. No, he is in the...
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- I see why you're worried.
- Yeah.
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This is off axis here.
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I never knew this system
where you put the stuff in the tent
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and then you build the tent around it.
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Oh, Gwen. Did you find my Spurs hat?
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- I can't find it still. It's MIA.
- I... [groans] I didn't. I'm sorry.
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I looked everywhere.
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Wait. What?
I'm so sorry.
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Wait. Why would you have his hat?
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- The pool project.
- Yeah.
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Markie helped Nick
with, like, digging last night.
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W-What?
Yeah.
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Nick needed someone with big muscles
to come over and do all the man work.
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You know, I... She asked. I obliged.
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Do you have big muscles?
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The biggest.
Rick was there too.
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- Yeah.
- It wasn't, like, just Markie or anything.
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Oh, my God.
That'd be so weird if it was just Markie.
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- Would it?
- Wait. Rick was there too?
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Why is this such a big deal?
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I mean, uh, you...
Like, don't make me say it.
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What are you trying to say?
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Like, everyone was hanging out without me.
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Oh, no, no. No. Oh, my God.
We weren't hanging out.
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You're totally misunderstanding this.
It was like... It was like help.
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Nick needed help digging the pool
and it wasn't, like, fun.
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I thought it was fun.
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But this is not the kind of thing
that Evan would have found fun.
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- He would have hated it.
- It's fine.
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- I'm... It's fine. I'm fine now.
- Are you?
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- This does not matter to me. It's fine.
- It does not matter. I promise you.
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Yo. Can one of you guys
take a look at my tent?
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- I got you, bud.
- No, I'll help you.
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- Thanks.
- What was that?
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- It's fine.
- Yeah.
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- This looks good.
- Damn right it does.
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This is too long.
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- I'm trying to arch it up. It's too long.
- It's pissing me off.
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But it is starting to look like a tent.
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So, whatever you're doing,
just, like, keep doing that.
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- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna smoke.
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You're smoking fucking weed?
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Dude. I have to.
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These kids are, like, ten seconds away
from making me cry.
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Yo, actually, can you light
this lighter for me?
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My thumb's all fucked-up.
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Please?
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You shouldn't be smoking weed
on a camping trip with children.
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- Who cares?
- How'd you mess your thumb up?
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Oh, my God. It's so fucking stupid.
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When we were all hanging out
at Gwen's house last night,
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I was trying to plug my Nintendo Switch
into their HDMI cord, behind the TV.
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And did this weird move when I was,
like, trying to plug it in.
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You guys played Nintendo Switch
at Gwen's house last night?
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Dude, we played, like,
eight rounds of Mario Kart.
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This was after you guys
did the pool stuff?
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Yeah. We were up till,
like, 2:00 a.m.
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I was so tired this morning,
I almost didn't even come.
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♪ Frienemies who when you're down
Ain't your friend ♪
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- ♪ Every night we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪
- ♪ Every night ♪
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- ♪ First we run ♪
- ♪ First we run ♪
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♪ But then we laugh till we cry ♪
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Good harmony on that one. Good.
Okay. And then we do this together.
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- ♪ But when... ♪
- ♪ But when the night-- ♪
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I think that's... Are you flat there?
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♪ When ♪
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It's not Broadway.
You don't have to be like,
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♪ But when... ♪
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You can just be like...
It's like talk singing.
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♪ When ♪
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It's like you're in Dear Evan Hansen.
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- It's not like you're in Hello, Dolly.
- Oh, okay.
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♪ But when the night ♪
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It's sounding completely flat
to me every time.
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- That one was good. I feel.
- Let's go to the chorus.
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- Okay.
- Let's go to the chorus.
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♪ You got the music in you-- ♪
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Just wait for me to hit the...
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♪ You've got the music in you-- ♪
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- You're jumping it, you're jumping it.
- Sorry. Two, three.
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♪ You've got the-- ♪
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- No. You didn't even let me hit the chord.
- Something is going on.
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- With us?
- Yeah.
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Nothing's going on.
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- I'm fine.
- Okay.
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I'm just... I want the song to be good.
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Gotcha!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. What can we do for you?
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Just making sure no one
is playing Stone Face.
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Okay. We are both teachers in our 30s.
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There are two of us. I am gay.
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She has a boyfriend.
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So for that reason,
and a hundred other reasons,
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we're not playing Stone Face, Sharon.
Mmm.
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We couldn't fit a table in here
if we tried.
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Someone is playing it somewhere.
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- I know that.
- Okay.
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No, but thank you. That... This is...
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And that song you were playing.
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God, you were a little pitchy,
but it really brought me back.
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It was before I was married.
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You can imagine the trouble I got into.
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- I bet, yeah.
- Right.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Keep an eye out for me, please.
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Okay. We'll keep an eye out
for any... anything like that.
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She looking?
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- Gwen?
- Mm-hmm.
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Nah. She's busy, dawg.
Get her to look, man.
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My package is looking loco
in this harness. Look at it.
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It looks like you went to a dumpster
and stuffed it with trash, dawg.
240
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,519
She's looking kinda.
Get her to look fully.
241
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,020
Gwen!
242
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,522
She's still not even looking.
243
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,734
My neck is actually, like,
tweaked out by those tents.
244
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,278
Did you sleep okay?
245
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,616
Are you mad at me? You are mad at me.
246
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,701
I'm not mad at you.
247
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,745
I'm mad at my own feelings
in a stupid situation.
248
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,706
Come on. This is our favorite trip.
249
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,291
I miss my buddy.
250
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,793
Talk to me.
251
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,839
I mean. What... What...
Why would you all hang out without me?
252
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,923
Do you guys hate me?
253
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,259
No. We definitely don't hate you.
254
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,386
It's like everybody acts
like they're my best friend
255
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,931
until I just find out
you all kind of think I'm, like, a weirdo,
256
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,684
and that I can't come to your normie hang
and play video games or something.
257
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,894
I can play video games.
I grew up playing video games.
258
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,646
We know you can play video games.
259
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,398
So then why wasn't I fucking invited?
260
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,942
It's 'cause you just don't like
helping people, Evan.
261
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,155
I'm just... I mean,
the whole point was, like,
262
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,532
to get together
and help my boyfriend build a pool.
263
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,284
I'm just saying,
it's, like, physical labor.
264
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,787
And I asked the people who, you know...
The whole point was to be helpful.
265
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,206
And you just don't do that, you know?
266
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,583
You don't bring anything to the party
267
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,085
'cause you think you're such a delight
that you don't have to. Thank you.
268
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,837
This is feeling very intense.
269
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,339
Yeah, it kind of is.
270
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,843
Helmet.
271
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,723
My dad says
that you're really jealous of me.
272
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,641
Really?
Then when did you start wearing blue?
273
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,226
Like, as soon as I started wearing blue.
274
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,895
You literally don't even like blue.
275
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,272
Okay. But I'm wearing a different...
I'm wearing baby blue.
276
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:51,442
You... You, like, hang out without me
and then you take that opportunity
277
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,987
to then tell me that you don't like
major aspects of my personality?
278
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,655
- Oh, my God.
- Am I right?
279
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,157
Literally the worst decision
I've ever made
280
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,742
was coming on this field trip with you.
281
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,245
Do you think I'm a bad friend?
After all the stuff I do for you.
282
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:06,499
Like, listening to you talk for hours
about your boyfriend
283
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,833
who's losing his mind
284
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,794
and building a pool by hand.
285
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,004
Or I don't know,
like, when I got you this job.
286
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,507
Oh, you got... Oh, you got me this job?
You didn't get me an interview?
287
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,093
- I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
- That's how you get somebody a job.
288
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,969
I can't believe
I'm friends with you, like, honestly.
289
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,262
You're lucky you're friends with me.
290
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,348
And the fact that you think
you got me the job,
291
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,101
that tells me everything that I need
to know about what you think of me.
292
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,394
What do you think I think about you?
293
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,313
That you think I'm a stupid girl that's
just kind of waiting and hoping at home.
294
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,732
Just waiting for you to call me.
Like, you're just my only friend. No.
295
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,401
Can I have that back?
No.
296
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,236
- Take off your jacket.
- I'm not giving this to you.
297
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,197
If anyone's listening
to anybody fucking bitch all the time,
298
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,282
- it's me listening to you.
- Oh, my God.
299
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,535
Let me just take this opportunity
to say I'm not your therapist.
300
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,912
I should be paid for the amount of shit
I have to talk you through.
301
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,415
"Is Malcolm my boyfriend? I don't know
if I should make him my boyfriend.
302
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,708
Oh, my God. No, don't text him anymore.
He's not my friend.
303
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,752
Oh, my God. I fucked him last night."
I cannot keep track.
304
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,796
Mr. Marquez, you have to send Becca home.
305
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,714
- Just cut her out of your life.
- How's that my fault?
306
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,966
- Okay, I'm right here.
- Whoa.
307
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,717
I didn't say I wanted
to cut her out of my life.
308
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:02,096
Yeah, but you guys wouldn't be arguing
all the time if you actually were friends.
309
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,180
You know what, Tiffany?
310
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,850
Mr. Marquez thinks that conflict
is the end of a relationship,
311
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,310
which is why he's unable
to engage in healthy conflict,
312
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,354
which is ironically a quality
that can end a relationship.
313
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,064
Maybe we're just realizing
we're not a match.
314
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,357
Oh, my God.
315
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,900
Why is that vein bulging out of your neck?
316
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,277
I don't know, Tiffany.
317
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,487
Just ask Gwen.
She knows everything that's wrong with me.
318
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,239
Actually, you are fucking insane.
319
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,159
Get me the fuck through this tunnel! God!
320
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,455
Hey. Hey!
321
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,415
- Up. Up, up.
- What?
322
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,667
- Why?
- You know damn well why, perverts.
323
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,962
- Thank you. Thank you.
- What was that about?
324
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,505
Just disgusting.
325
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:39,091
I don't think they were doing
what you think they were doing.
326
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:40,759
Hmm?
327
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:47,391
You don't know the half
of what I think they were doing.
328
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,228
Yeah, I just made
this pretty cool decision,
329
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,397
which is,
I'm not gonna talk to you anymore.
330
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,024
Bye.
331
00:12:56,358 --> 00:13:00,321
And the ghost turned out
to be her brother,
332
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,907
who was... who was dead.
333
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,075
Why?
334
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,327
Why was he haunting her?
335
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,622
Because... Because...
336
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,625
she didn't vote.
Mmm.
337
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,628
- Oh. Oh, my God.
- That's pretty scary stuff, right?
338
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,547
That was so good.
So, let's vote.
339
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,632
Yeah.
340
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,509
Why are you wearing
those night vision goggles?
341
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,219
'Cause it's nighttime. And they're badass.
342
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,054
All right.
Now, we have a little tradition.
343
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,557
You're in for a little treat.
Come on up, Mr. Marquez and Ms. Sanders.
344
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,725
Give it up.
345
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,435
Hello.
346
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,940
One, two, three, four.
347
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:44,031
♪ Frienemies who when you're down
Ain't your friend ♪
348
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:48,744
♪ Every night we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪
349
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:53,832
♪ First we run
But then we laugh till we cry ♪
350
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,627
Here you go.
351
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,129
♪ But when the night is falling ♪
352
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,048
Come on, Gwen. Just...
353
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,509
♪ When your dreams are dying ♪
354
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,426
It's your part.
355
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,054
♪ Hold tight
You only... ♪
356
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,098
Just sing the song, Gwen.
357
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,599
No, no, no. I think you've got this.
358
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,351
So, I guess
you're not the helpful one now.
359
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,562
- You can't help me sing this song?
- It's better solo, right?
360
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,397
He doesn't need me.
I don't think you need me.
361
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,898
I don't think we're a match.
362
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,067
Keep going. Keep going. Show must go on.
363
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,735
Okay. It is not a duet.
364
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,406
♪ You've got the music in you ♪
365
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:29,285
♪ Don't let go
You've got the music in you ♪
366
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,621
♪ One dance left
This world is gonna pull through ♪
367
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:37,710
♪ Don't give up
You've got a reason to live ♪
368
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,962
- Hey, put him down! Put him down!
- I got it.
369
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,422
♪ We only get what we give ♪
370
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,465
Go on.
Guys, guys, stop. Please.
371
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,010
Put him down.
372
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:50,014
♪ Health insurance, rip off lying
FDA, big bankers buying ♪
373
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:54,560
♪ Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying ♪
374
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,521
♪ Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson ♪
375
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,316
- I think she's insane.
- This is great.
376
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,152
♪ Come around
We'll kick your asses ♪
377
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,321
That's it. Okay.
That's great. That's great.
378
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,078
Fuck. I burnt another one.
379
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,247
Yeah, Gwen and I are fine, I think.
380
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,293
Or, if we're not fine, it's her fault.
I don't know.
381
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,961
Mm-hmm. Let it out, buddy.
382
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,005
I'm a great listener, you know.
383
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,923
Yeah, look, I got your back, man.
384
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:29,595
And if it comes to us picking sides,
it's nothing personal, I just...
385
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,555
I really prefer her company to yours.
386
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,390
- You prefer Gwen's company?
- Yeah.
387
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,392
Thank you.
388
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,103
Stop.
389
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,730
- Help.
- Is that your safe word?
390
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,732
- Help.
- I think Grant needs help.
391
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,567
- Hey, Sharon.
- Uh-huh.
392
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:48,739
I think I saw some boys sitting by
a makeshift picnic table by the restroom.
393
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,449
- Are you serious?
- Yeah. And I think...
394
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,035
Now that I think about it, there might
have been a girl over there as well.
395
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,913
I'll be right back.
396
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,456
That was good.
397
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,041
Thank you.
398
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,834
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
399
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,420
Every time suburban moms
come to the wilderness... I don't...
400
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,589
- Something happens.
- Yeah.
401
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,967
They make cheaper night vision goggles,
but they're not the real McCoy, you know?
402
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,303
I mean... And check this out, fire 'em up.
403
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:13,847
I mean, come on.
404
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,182
Yeah, they're so cool.
405
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,393
Seriously, every time I watch
Zero Dark Thirty,
406
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,228
I just pop these bad boys on.
407
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,312
It's like I'm right there.
408
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,440
You watched Zero Dark Thirty
more than once?
409
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,985
You know, Bin Laden had five wives.
That's messed up, right?
410
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,821
You only need one person in life,
you know?
411
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,240
What are you talking about?
412
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,661
Sorry, I just, like... [sighs] I just...
I just need to be alone right now. Just...
413
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,247
I mean, is that what any of us
really want in this world?
414
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,834
- What?
- Give 'em a test drive. That's all.
415
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,503
Just try 'em, you know.
Just... They'll really freak your bean.
416
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,755
- Oh, my God. My bean?
- You know?
417
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,174
No, right there, right there.
Yeah, yeah. Right there.
418
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,009
- Ooh.
- Yeah, right?
419
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,970
- Oh, they're so cool.
- Yeah.
420
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,680
Oh, I wanna take these.
I'll talk to you soon.
421
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807
All right. Watch it though.
422
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,436
You might see things you didn't know
were there and that changes everything.
423
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,020
What?
424
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,566
The crazy thing is, I didn't even
start smoking weed till I was 32...
425
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,360
to help deal with my imposter syndrome.
426
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,446
Thirty-two? How old are you now?
427
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,615
I know, right? Exactly.
428
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,325
You're okay. Just breathe.
You'll be fine.
429
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,244
You'll be fine.
Is anyone here a doctor?
430
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,163
Gwen?
Parent doctor. Parent doctor.
431
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,582
Just breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
432
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,917
- Was it something I said?
- Gwen, if this is drugs, we need to know.
433
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,002
No shame. No judgment.
434
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,628
- We just need to know.
- It's not drugs, stupid.
435
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,339
It's not drugs. It's not drugs.
Can you call 911? Sorry.
436
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,466
Evan, do something.
437
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,802
Hey, where's your bag?
438
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,096
- Excuse me.
- Stay with me, please.
439
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,181
Please stay with me on this.
440
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,567
Good. Breathe.
441
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,986
What happened?
442
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,988
Latex.
443
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,365
The goggles. She's allergic to latex.
444
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,117
I didn't know.
445
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,369
I'm so sorry.
446
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,288
I was so fucking stupid.
447
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,582
You're my favorite person in the world.
448
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,376
I'm everybody's favorite person.
Oh, my God.
449
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,128
You okay, baby?
450
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883
She dead?
451
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,180
Guess how many bites
I could throw this down in?
452
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,097
Two!
- Two?
453
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,182
No one cares.
- Three?
454
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,934
Four?
- Wrong.
455
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,894
Oh, gross!
- Look at him. Look at him.
456
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,313
Every time, it's disgusting how he eats.
457
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,691
You should've seen him with the pizza
at my house the other night.
458
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,776
Pizza?
459
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,238
I know.
- Oh, my God.
460
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:38,867
I keep discovering levels
to this incredible hang you all had.
461
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,702
It's fine. I'm fine. I'm kidding.
462
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,746
You know actually, we...
Everyone is coming over Sunday
463
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,164
if you wanna help mix concrete.
464
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,583
We can order pizza.
465
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,087
I cannot even believe
you don't wanna come.
466
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,713
- I don't wanna come.
- I knew it!
467
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,549
- I knew it!
- I wanna be invited.
468
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,092
So, that... Look, we did it.
469
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,427
- That's all you had to do was invite me.
- You're always invited.
470
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,096
Thank you. Thank you for the invite.
471
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,057
Maybe I'll come by
when the manual labor is over.
472
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,519
- Becca, go sit next to Tiffany.
- Yeah.
473
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,980
- No, she's toxic.
- Everyone is toxic.
474
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,858
- She's your best friend. Go sit with her.
- Just go sit with... Go--
475
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,693
She told me it was offensive
to learn Mandarin.
476
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,944
'Cause you're not Japanese.
477
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,195
That's the wrong country, bitch.
478
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,280
You're best friends.
479
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,657
- It's not about you. It's about us.
- Best friends sit together.
480
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,951
What's life if you don't have
your best friends?
481
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,036
Go. You will miss each other
when you graduate.
482
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,371
- I promise you.
- That's good.
483
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,956
- You will.
- All is right in the world.
484
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,501
Classic damsel in distress moment
and I biffed it.
485
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,545
Dude, she practically died.
486
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,132
I don't think she was gonna, like,
bounce back to life and hook up with you.
487
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,218
- I should've been a doctor.
- I agree.
488
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,762
You should've been
a completely different person,
489
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,265
and then I think that
this would have worked out.
490
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,558
Yeah, this is you.
491
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,060
- Yo, what up, teach?
- Oh, my God.
492
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353
Sharon, where'd you come from?
493
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,771
What are you guys up to next week?
494
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,356
- We're just teaching, you know.
- Yeah.
495
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,025
- It's work.
- Yeah? Me?
496
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,987
Gotta investigate this new thing
I've been hearing about.
497
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,448
- Okay.
- Good luck. I'm sure it'll be interesting.
498
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,367
Have you heard of
a "No Loads Refused Cum Dump?"
499
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,041
- You know, I've got a fish.
- Okay. It was so nice to meet you.
500
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,167
But we didn't exchange numbers.
501
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,669
- You gotta go home, Sharon.
- You have to go home.
502
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:17,132
♪ I'm so caught up in you, little girl ♪
503
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,010
♪ And I never did suspect a thing ♪
504
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:24,306
♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪
505
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,267
♪ That I never want to get myself free ♪
506
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,770
♪ And baby it's true ♪
507
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,563
♪ You're the one ♪
508
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,733
♪ Who caught me
Baby, you taught me ♪
509
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,403
♪ How good it could be, little girl ♪
510
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,615
♪ You're the one that's got me
Down on my knees ♪
511
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,327
♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪
512
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,789
♪ That I never want to get myself free ♪
513
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,166
♪ And, baby, it's true ♪
514
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:55,253
♪ You're the one
Who caught me and taught me ♪
515
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,048
♪ Got me so caught up in you ♪