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Bye, Markie.
- See you this weekend, Evan.

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- What? No, you won't.

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Evan, what time are you
gonna get there on Sunday?

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What? Getting where?

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To Grant's house for dinner.
You didn't get his text?

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- Oh, shit. I'm not going to that.
- What?

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I don't like going to work events
on the weekend.

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- I need time for myself.

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When a principal of a school asks you
to go to his house, you do it.

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- Can I get a ride there?
- Wait, what?

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Yeah, fine.
I'll pick you up at 3:30, Rick.

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I can't hear you!

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Markie, what is going on
with your muffler?

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The muffler processes the toxins
from the engine into the atmosphere.

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It's normal. It's completely normal.

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- It's on fire. Look, it's on fire.
You're on fire, baby!

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Nice one though.

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Oh, shit. Shit. Shit.

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Thanks again for the ride, dude.

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I lost the charger to my Nissan Leaf,
so I'm basically fucked.

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You gotta get a new one of those.
Markie's coming to this too, right?

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Yeah, I bet he tries to hook up with Gwen.

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He's not gonna try to hook up with Gwen.

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Dude, he's always trying to pull some shit
at these non-school-type functions.

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Gwen does not know
that Markie has a crush on her,

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and Markie explicitly asked us
not to say anything to her.

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I'm not a snitch.

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So don't make jokes about it
in front of her.

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Loose lips sink ships, and I love ships.

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- Hey.
- Hey, hey.

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This is so exciting.

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We're finally getting
to see Grant's house.

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- Like, we're going to Oz. Hi. Big hug.
- I know. We've arrived.

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What do you think
this dinner party's about?

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- I don't know.
I mean, it's obvious.

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What's obvious?

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- Grant.
- What do you mean?

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- He doesn't have much time left.
- What?

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He's sick, damn it.

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- Oh, Rick.
- No, that's not it.

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- Look at the text.
- I saw the text.

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"Hello, all. What a wonderful
and uneventful week it was." Depressed.

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"As you four are
special employees in my life,

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I'd like to finally have you all over
for dinner Sunday.

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I have a life-changing announcement."

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This is it, y'all.

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This is the Last Supper, okay?

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- I've made my peace with it.
- Okay.

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It's all the plastics.
He's eating so much damn plastic.

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What's the wife's name?

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Oh, shit. Uh, Jessica.
What's the daughter's name?

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Jessica again?

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- Or no, Annie. Annie.
- Ketchup?

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- The daughter's name is Annie.
- Annie.

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I'm just thinking of my favorite food.

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Welcome, y'all.
Come on in. Don't be shy.

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Grant's upstairs finishing getting ready.

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I'm Gil.

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Come on in, silly gooses.

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Oh, my God.
I have heard so much about y'all.

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- It is so nice to meet you.
- Heard about us?

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Yeah.
- Hey, I'm Evan.

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- Yeah.
Evan.

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Grant told me a lot about you.

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What did he say?

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Just that you're a handful and that
you're like the Dr. House of the school.

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Yeah.

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- Gwen. I'm obsessed with that hair.
- Oh!

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Sorry, what's your relation to Grant?
Remind me.

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I'm so sorry. I've gotta hop back
in the kitchen and check on those shrimps.

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Who is that?

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Who the fuck was that?

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He didn't even say hello to me.

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I bet this is, like, the one other
gay guy Grant knows,

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and he, like, brings him here
to set me up with him.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Maybe everywhere we go
somebody's always trying to set you up.

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Welcome to my house.

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You honor me with your presence.

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- I love you, pal.
- Thank you, Rick.

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You look so hip in this newsboy cap.

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Well, thank you.
It's a special… It's a special night.

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You remember my wife, Sasha.

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- Sasha. Oh!
- Sasha! Yeah.

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I was just saying we love that hat.

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Oh, I know.
Doesn't he look so sexy in that hat?

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She likes it when I dress up
like Stanley Tucci.

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- Aw.
- Come, come. I'm in the kitchen.

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We still have so much work to do,

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and I want you all to meet
our beautiful daughter Abby.

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- Hi. We've never met.
- I've heard so much about you.

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Nice to meet you.

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- I'm really sorry.
- Hi. Uh…

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And you've already met,
uh, Abby's boyfriend, Gil.

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Mmm.

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That's me, big bad boyfriend.

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Boyfriend. You're Abby's boyfriend.
That's awesome.

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- You're so funny.
- Yeah.

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Hey, hon, just be careful.
You gotta cut the heads off those shrimp,

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otherwise they're…
they're not gonna be dead.

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- H…
- How do you guys…

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How long have you been together?

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God. What, like, four years?

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I mean, it feels like ten

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- 'cause we were Snapchatting all of COVID.
We were.

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But then we got our shots
and we met up at Starbucks,

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and I saw her, and I was just so…

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I was overcome by this very primal
masculine urge to be with her.

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They even kicked us out of Starbucks
'cause I couldn't keep my hands off her.

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- They did.
- She couldn't either.

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And I just love her.

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- Love you, baby. Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah. See. Love you.

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Sounds hot.

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So I says, "Do you remember my pin code?"

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He said, "No, I don't.
I don't even know you. I just met you."

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That guy, Gil, is dating
Grant's female daughter.

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- That is a puzzler.
- That is crazy.

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- It's crazy.
- I mean, I'm open-minded,

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but that guy is gay, right?

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- Gay.
- I'm losing my mind.

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Losing my mind.
- I've never met a gayer person.

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- Me neither.
- And then he's like,

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"We fell in love.
I felt so much sexual chemistry with her."

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- I was like, "Don't talk to me about—"
- No chemistry.

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You don't touch her. Yeah.

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Look at these.
There's still poop in the back, hon.

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I'm sorry.
- It's okay,

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but next time just look a little closer.

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Should we say
something to Grant about it?

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Mm-mmm. Just leave it alone.

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You shouldn't meddle
in other people's relationships.

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No, no, no. I've learned,
in these situations, you should meddle.

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You don't know this.

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My sister had a two-year marriage
with a gay guy.

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Not that gay, but gay.

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I knew he was, like,
going to spas and on the apps,

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and I never said anything.

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And then they had this very ugly divorce

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because he was cheating on her
with, like, 11 guys.

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What?

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I never said anything,
and she's never forgiven me for it,

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so I've learned, when people are gay,

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you have to start telling people
early and often.

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Heyo! Sorry we're late.

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Uh, this is Brit.

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That was my bad.

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Blame it on the girlfriend for being late.

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I was having a false alarm
with one of my pregnant mothers.

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- Girlfriend?
- She was having Braxton-Hicks.

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- You know, Braxton-Hicks.
- Yeah.

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I'm sure you all know
what Braxton-Hicks are.

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Sounds like a steak house.

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So Braxton-Hicks
is when you start having contractions,

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but the baby isn't coming.

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I know this because I'm a doula,

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but I'm sure Markie told you this already.

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He's a big talker. He's a big, big talker.

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I talk about her all day.

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I don't talk about these nerds enough,

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- so that's Rick, uh, that's Evan.
- Hi.

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- Hi.
That's Gwen.

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- Oh, Gwen.
Yeah.

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Gwen, Brit. Hi.

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- Markie, you're here.
- That's the boss man.

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Oh, you brought someone.
Oh, that's… No, that's great.

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That's great. We're Italian.
We have plenty of food for everybody.

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I'm not the only one
who brought a plus-one, right?

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I didn't mean to crash.

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- Happy to have you.
- You're not crashing.

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- I'm gonna take the truck.
- I'll get a ride.

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- Thank you.
- Evan?

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- That's so silly.
- Brit, come back.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you stay,
and we'll get you a drink?

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That is so nice.

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Everything I've heard about you
makes sense now.

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You're the best, Gwen.

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Okay. Let's go, sister.

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- Let's get you a beverage.
- Very sweet.

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Yes, yes, yes. That's so nice.

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I would love a drink at some point,
I tell you.

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She seems really exciting.

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She's great, right? She's great.

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I feel like you've barely
talked about her.

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It's early days, you know,
but it's… it's fun. It's a lot of fun.

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It's fun. It's a lot of fun. It's fun.

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Grant, stop singing.

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You know how much plastic
this is leaving on your plates?

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Rick, no.

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You eat a credit card
of microplastic a week, dude.

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Just put it back. Put it back.

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Hey, Grant, can I talk to you for a second
about this Gil fellow?

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- I think he's— Ow!
- Y'all talking about me?

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I'm sorry, I was just asking Grant
what you were doing with the shrimp there.

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Gil used to work at Benihana.

196
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Yeah, I used to work in payroll,

197
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but I think I got the gist
of what those chefs were doing.

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I picked up on all their little tricks.

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Come on, Evan. Open up.

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Oh, what? No, no, no, no. What?

201
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Oh, come on. Open your mouth.

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- Open your mouth.
- Evan, Evan, Evan.

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This is how
all the teppanyaki chefs do it.

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- What?
- Open up.

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- Gonna get it.
No!

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Oh, boo-hoo. You're no fun.

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Where's my hoisin sauce?

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Oh. Behind.

209
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- Be—
Yes, Chef.

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Y'all seen The Bears?

211
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So then I was in Amsterdam
with my friends Nancy and Joey,

212
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- and Joey was originally Dutch.
- Oh, wow.

213
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Oh, did Markie tell you all this already?

214
00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:07,562
- About Joey? No.
- Wait,

215
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he didn't tell you about Joey
and his broken leg?

216
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- No, he didn't tell me about that.
- Yeah.

217
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You know what?
I'm gonna go to the kitchen real quick,

218
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- 'cause I gotta check on—
- No, wait.

219
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I have to show you a picture of Joey.

220
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- Of Joey. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- What do you think they're talking about?
- Who?

222
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Oh. I don't know, whatever.

223
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They're probably just making
regular conversation.

224
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- Why, are you worried?

225
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I'm afraid Brit is gonna tell Gwen
that I used to have a crush on her.

226
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But you told Brit that?

227
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- Oh, man.
- Why would you tell her that?

228
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It was that… It was that early stage.

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It was before we were even dating,
you know?

230
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I was just, like, confiding in her.

231
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Women love vulnerability, man,
and it worked. It worked.

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But now I'm kind of freaking out
that she's gonna say something.

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I've gotta be honest,
she seems like she really likes to talk.

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I wouldn't be shocked if it came up.

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Goddamn it.

236
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All right,
I gotta go dive on that grenade.

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Gotta do it now.

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I have so many pictures of Joey,
but none of them capture

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what he really looks like,
you know what I mean?

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Hey, hey, hey, my ears are on fire.

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Y'all better not be
talking about me in here.

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Don't you worry
about your special girls, Markie.

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Hey, I just got one special girl.

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- That's you, babe.
- Cheers.

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Hey, Grant's got
an amazing cornhole setup.

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Let's go do some quality time.

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- You guys have so much fun playing.
- Exactly.

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I promised Grant
I'd help him in the kitchen.

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No, no, I'll come with.

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Because us sisters,
we gotta stick together.

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I wanna keep talking to you.

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Awesome. That's awesome.

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Evan, get on in here for a second.
I need a partner in crime.

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What… What are you doing here?
I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble.

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Why? 'Cause you're in the owner
of the school's bedroom?

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- Grant doesn't own the school.

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I've actually been wanting
to get a moment alone with you.

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I've… I've been thinking, I feel like
we're really similar, you and I.

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How so?

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Well, I feel like maybe you and I
have some of the same tastes.

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What? Taste in movies?
My favorite's Van Helsing. What's yours?

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Your favorite movie is Van Helsing?

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Yeah, I love Viggo, don't you?

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What I meant is, like, I think we might,
you know, be similar in,

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like, the kind of people we might like.

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What kind of people do you like?

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I like people that are masculine.

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Like news anchors?

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- Sure, among other…
- Oh, my God. Look at these.

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Oh, my God, put that back.

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Gil, what are you doing in here?

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I am just looking for a claw clip for Abby
'cause I love her.

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Toodles.

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Abby, girl.

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Am I being punked?

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Oh, my God, Gwen,
where have you been?

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- It's been, like, a fucking hour.
- Brit's sort of latched on to me.

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She's telling me these boring stories
about people I don't know.

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Okay, well, I'm sorry
that happened to you,

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but there are
more important issues at hand.

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Gil just showed me panties.

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Whose panties?

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Sasha's, but I don't know. He's gay.
He's just acting gay all the time.

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- I've never been more sure of anything…
- It's just split end city up in here.

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"Split end city"?

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He's in the closet. Big deal.
I've dated so many men in the closet.

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You just can't out everybody.
You gay. You gay. You gay. You gay. No.

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- You've dated so many men in the closet?
- Yes—

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Gwen, I finally found
the right picture of Joey.

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Oh, boy.

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00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:02,779
Evan, you want to see it?

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No, thank you.

293
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,032
Sup, pimp. Take a Post-it.

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Put it on whatever you want
for when Grant dies.

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Grant is not dying, Rick, and if he does,
his wife is gonna keep this lamp.

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- This lamp? It's ugly.
- Then why do you want it?

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It's a lamp!

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Sell these hos on my Etsy.

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- Markie.
- Yeah?

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00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:22,465
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.

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If you knew somebody was gay,
but nobody else knew,

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- would you say something?
- Absolutely.

303
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,431
You gotta speak early and often
on that, dude.

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Hell yeah, buddy.

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00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:32,017
- That's what I said.
- Yes, man.

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We had this sensitive situation
in high school.

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We had this kid—
We knew he was gay, right?

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We all knew, so we told everyone.

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People who didn't even go
to our high school, we told them.

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We told people
who weren't even in high school.

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- We told everyone, especially him.
- That's not good.

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00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,406
No, it is, dude, he needed to know.

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00:11:46,489 --> 00:11:47,574
- And he knew—
- No, you were bullying him.

314
00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:50,577
No, dude, bullying
is only if the guy's not gay.

315
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,537
- That's fucked up.
- But you're right. Early and often.

316
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- Early and often.
- Yes, yes.

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Wait, why are you asking this, by the way?

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00:11:55,665 --> 00:11:56,666
What?

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- Is it Rick?
- No, it's not Rick, Markie.

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00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,754
Who's gay?

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00:12:00,837 --> 00:12:02,380
Clearly I'm talking about this guy Gil.

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00:12:03,465 --> 00:12:04,466
- Gil?
- Yeah.

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00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,967
You think Gil is gay?

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00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:07,635
I'm certain that Gil is gay.

325
00:12:07,719 --> 00:12:10,013
Evan, Evan, Gil is not gay.

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00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,307
He's just a Southern effeminate man.

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00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,309
That's a whole different category, bud.

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00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:17,937
I've known those guys all my life.
Charm, yeah, they got a lot of that.

329
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:21,107
Pizzazz, all that shit.
But that's not… No, that's not gay.

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00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:23,985
Those guys are closeted gay men.

331
00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:26,112
So what? So what?
Every effeminate Southern man's gay?

332
00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:28,656
It's just that Southern men
are more likely to stay in the closet.

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00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:31,117
- So my youth pastor was gay?
- Very likely, yes.

334
00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:33,078
- So my Boy Scout leader was gay?
- Probably.

335
00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:36,956
So the guy who cut my hair growing up
and his roommate… both gay?

336
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,876
Just look back. It's gonna be
like the end of the Sixth Sense.

337
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,795
You're gonna be like,
"All these people were gay."

338
00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:43,838
So, Joey has ADD. You know who else does?

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00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:46,466
My mom has ADD.
And they don't want to share about it,

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00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:48,301
and I wish they would.
It's a stigma. It's a stigma…

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00:12:48,385 --> 00:12:49,427
Hey, Grant?

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00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,848
Grant, can I talk to you really quick?
Just privately, you and me?

343
00:12:53,932 --> 00:12:56,101
Yeah. Here. Help me set the table.

344
00:12:56,184 --> 00:12:59,646
These plates are crazy.
The bear is eating the woman?

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00:12:59,729 --> 00:13:01,523
Great-grandmother's old hunting plates.

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00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:05,235
They're very morbid.
Listen, I wanted to talk to you about Gil.

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00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,611
I don't really know how to say this,

348
00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:08,405
and I think maybe
it's gonna be a little awkward.

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00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,616
But Gil, I think, has a secret,
and he's not telling anybody,

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00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:13,576
and I just think
it's my personal responsibility

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00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,161
to say something about this.

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00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:16,830
Not just for your sake,
but for Abby's too.

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00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:18,123
He told you, didn't he?

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00:13:18,206 --> 00:13:19,624
- No.
- He told you… I mean—

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00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:20,708
He didn't admit it to me.

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00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,752
I mean, I know his little secret.

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00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,837
You do?

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00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,131
Well, of course. You don't think
he'd ask for my permission first?

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00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:27,382
Oh. To do what?

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00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,843
To marry Abby, duh.

361
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,639
- What? They're getting engaged?
- Shush, Evan, shush.

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00:13:34,722 --> 00:13:36,307
Why would you want to ruin
a surprise like that?

363
00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:37,934
No, that can't be happening.

364
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,853
That's not what
I was talking about at all.

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00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:42,272
- That's my lasagna.
- How are people not seeing this?

366
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,898
You know what? I'm gonna
go to the bathroom really quick.

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00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:44,983
- I'll be right back.
- Oh, I'll come too.

368
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,609
- No, don't.
- Babe, I got you a seltzer.

369
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,694
- Thanks.
- Where y'all going?

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00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,237
- Bathroom.
- Together?

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00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,989
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom by myself.

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00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:52,740
- We're girls, Markie.
- Stop it. Watch your foot.

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00:13:52,824 --> 00:13:54,659
There's, like,
four other bathrooms in this house.

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00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:56,411
- I want this bathroom.
Please stop.

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00:13:56,494 --> 00:13:58,163
I can't wait to tell you the story
about the bike.

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00:13:58,246 --> 00:13:59,622
- Oh, wait, can I pee first?
- Mm-hmm.

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00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:03,209
We were crying-laughing because
Nancy and Joey had to go into a store…

378
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,086
- Mmm.
- …like, right before we got on the bikes,

379
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,088
because Joey got
some schmutz all over his pants.

380
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,008
- And then…

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00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:11,551
Yeah, where were we? Oh, right. Okay.

382
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,554
And so then he gets on his bike,
and he makes a face, like…

383
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:15,638
- Like, it's like…

384
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,056
- Wait… No, no, Gwen.
Oh, my God.

385
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,433
Gwen, wait, wait. You have to…

386
00:14:18,516 --> 00:14:21,102
You have to look at me to get the story.
Like, look at my face. He's like…

387
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,355
Do you have di… diarrhea? 'Cause I can go.

388
00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:26,858
No, no. It's embarrassing.
Don't open the door on me.

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00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:28,651
Oh, wait, where was I? Oh, Joey.

390
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,069
Oh, no, continue. Yeah.

391
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:32,155
- He's like touching the side of his pants.

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00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,742
He doesn't have any pockets,
'cause he's wearing women's pants.

393
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:39,329
We never have pockets in our pants.
Ugh, sorry, I thought this would be quick.

394
00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:43,500
Lord, it feels good
to put my heels up.

395
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,127
My puppies were barking.

396
00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:49,339
- You got crazy confidence. I love it.
Thank you.

397
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,841
Wow, Gil, I would love
to get to know you a bit more.

398
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,385
You would?
You wanna know all my little secrets?

399
00:14:54,469 --> 00:14:56,095
I sure do.

400
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,722
Does Abby know your secrets?

401
00:14:57,805 --> 00:15:00,558
I mean, she knows absolutely
everything about me.

402
00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:02,560
- She even knows about my tattoo.
- I do.

403
00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:04,729
- What's the tattoo?
- It's kinda embarrassing.

404
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,981
- No, it's not. Show 'em.
- Is it embarrassing? You can show me.

405
00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,316
- We wanna see it.
I just met these people.

406
00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:09,776
- Get up and show 'em.
- Okay, fine.

407
00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,736
- Okay, come on.

408
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,198
Wow.

409
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,034
There it is.
What do you think of that, Markie?

410
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,328
That dude is ripped.
Is that you? Did you serve?

411
00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:22,163
No, but my dad did. It's in honor of him.

412
00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:25,083
- Markie, it's, like, a buff… sailor.
Yeah.

413
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,292
He was on a lot of steroids.

414
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:27,919
- Thank him for his service.
- I will.

415
00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,796
Dinner's ready. I need hands. Hands!

416
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:31,673
- Oh, I taught him that saying.

417
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,883
You taught him how to say "hands"?

418
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,678
Hey, wait, Gil. Can you just
hang back a second? Talk to me.

419
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:37,845
Sure, hon. What's up?

420
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:41,224
Um, I-I-I know this is gonna be awkward…

421
00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:43,226
but…

422
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:44,978
aren't you gay?

423
00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:47,397
Excuse me?

424
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,401
I'm asking you, like, as a gay man myself,

425
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,319
are you also gay?

426
00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:54,779
I'm just… like, no judgment.

427
00:15:56,114 --> 00:16:00,118
Well, if you really must know,
I am 80-20, gay-bi.

428
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,624
- You're what?
- I said I'm 80-20, gay-bi.

429
00:16:10,378 --> 00:16:12,171
You're 80-20, gay-bi?

430
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:16,426
Mm-hmm.
Eighty percent gay, twenty percent bi.

431
00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:22,974
So, if you're 20% bi,
then you're only 10% straight?

432
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,977
- You got it.
Gentlemen, dinner!

433
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,855
We can talk more about this later, kitten,
but I know you was wondering.

434
00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:33,192
Now, let me get my mouth
on some of those shrimps.

435
00:16:35,737 --> 00:16:40,199
Gwen. Hey, Gwen.
Hi there. Seafood.

436
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,829
Gil, stop.

437
00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:47,457
What? I can't be playing footsie
with my special lady?

438
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,250
We're at the table. My God.

439
00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:51,502
Grant, you outdid yourself, bud.
This is a great meal.

440
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:52,754
Hmm.

441
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,380
What's the announcement?

442
00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:08,227
That translates into,

443
00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:12,440
"When I die, I will be happy
because I'm surrounded by family."

444
00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:13,691
This sucks.

445
00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:15,693
- Very sweet.
- Beautiful.

446
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:16,986
It sucks.

447
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,780
Okay, all right.
You've waited long enough.

448
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:22,742
I've invited everyone here because
I have something very personal to share.

449
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,952
This is gonna fuck me up.

450
00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:26,704
You all have
a very special place in my life,

451
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:29,415
and I just want you to know that, um…

452
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:34,796
that after 16 years
and six months shepherding

453
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:35,963
Morrison-Hensley High School,

454
00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,716
I am officially
going to leave it all behind.

455
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,301
Dying.
Who poached you?

456
00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:42,470
- What? You're quitting?
- No, I'm retiring.

457
00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:45,807
I'm retiring and leav… I'm leaving
you all to flourish without me.

458
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,600
Congratulations, Dad!

459
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:50,770
Anyway, I wanted to tell you
that I will officially be taking my leave

460
00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:55,316
as principal of Morrison-Hensley
on May 23, 2035.

461
00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,490
So, in ten years?

462
00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:05,201
- Yeah.
- Okay. That's exciting.

463
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,869
That's what you brought us here to say?

464
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,454
Just giving you enough time
to prepare for it.

465
00:18:08,538 --> 00:18:10,581
I think I'd be ready…
I'll be ready in ten years.

466
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:12,166
Aren't you gonna be dead by then?

467
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,835
I hope not.

468
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,420
To Grant's retirement.

469
00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:18,756
- He will be missed. Eventually.
- Yeah. Eventually, eventually, eventually.

470
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,675
To Grant beating this thing.

471
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,095
We'll celebrate
with Chardonnay at Sandals.

472
00:18:25,263 --> 00:18:27,181
Can't wait.
I can't fucking believe it.

473
00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:28,766
Um… You know, can I…

474
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,018
- Can I say something as well?
Mm-hmm.

475
00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:33,896
I'm sorry, I hate to do this.
And I don't, you know…

476
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,815
I'm not somebody
who likes to make a scene,

477
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:39,485
but, um, Grant, I…
…care about you.

478
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:42,196
And I care about your daughter.

479
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,824
- No, no, no.
This is… This is something…

480
00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,117
- Evan, stop.
- It's fine.

481
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,162
I think this is something
that isn't my place to say,

482
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:52,123
but I'm losing my mind
because Gil should be saying this.

483
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,083
So, actually, why don't you…

484
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,919
why don't you tell them what you told me?

485
00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,380
You know, for their sake.

486
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,884
Say it.

487
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,722
I assume this is about
me being 80-20, gay-bi?

488
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:09,932
Yeah, it is. There it is.

489
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,517
What the fuck is that?

490
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:14,353
And it's about you being
only 10% straight.

491
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:19,650
- And that 10% burns for Abby.
Aw.

492
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,569
- That's right, baby.
- I love you, honey.

493
00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:23,237
Baby, I love you too. Come here.

494
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,864
What?

495
00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,325
You know what, Evan?
We already know. We already know.

496
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:29,452
You knew? You knew.

497
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:31,078
Oh, and you knew.

498
00:19:31,162 --> 00:19:32,872
Not something we talk
about over the dinner table

499
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:35,041
because, quite frankly,
it's none of our business.

500
00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:39,504
But, again,
not new information to anyone involved.

501
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:43,883
Thank you, Evan.

502
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:50,807
Yeah… Hey, be careful of that bathroom.
Gwen blew it up. She's got crazy diarrhea.

503
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:52,642
Is that okay that I shared that?

504
00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:04,487
I'm sorry I upset you.
- Oh, Evan, you didn't upset me.

505
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,031
I'm just powdering my tiramisu.
Here, you powder.

506
00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:09,116
Oh, okay, I've never done this.

507
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,370
Yeah, I just…
I guess I didn't realize everybody knew.

508
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:15,289
Yeah, we did. Gil is 20… 20-80.

509
00:20:15,373 --> 00:20:17,291
- Eighty-twenty.
- Right.

510
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,709
Gay-bi.

511
00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:20,211
Yeah, well, you know…

512
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,089
It confused me at first,
but they walked me through it. I'm fine.

513
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:27,468
And you're just fine with that? You're
down for your daughter to marry this guy?

514
00:20:27,552 --> 00:20:31,389
What is this talk?
Are you doing bi erasure in my house?

515
00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:33,724
Not bi erasure. The guy's 90% gay, but…

516
00:20:33,808 --> 00:20:35,268
- No, I'm just…

517
00:20:35,351 --> 00:20:39,230
I don't know, I guess I'm impressed
you're open and accepting.

518
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,691
He makes Abby happy,
and that makes me happy.

519
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,026
I mean, it's very cool, you know.

520
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,695
All right, there… Stop.
That's too much powder.

521
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,656
That's way too much powder.
Just go. I'll have to take some off.

522
00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:53,035
Where's Brit?

523
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,247
Uh, she took the truck home.
Said she was coming down with something.

524
00:20:56,747 --> 00:20:57,790
Mmm.

525
00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:59,750
She might be, yeah. She might be sick.

526
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:00,835
- Yeah.
- Can I talk to you?

527
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:04,672
I usually don't meddle
in other people's relationships,

528
00:21:04,755 --> 00:21:06,507
but can I talk to you about Brit?

529
00:21:07,258 --> 00:21:08,301
Yeah.

530
00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:13,639
You know, I don't…
I don't think she's a match for you.

531
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:16,809
She may not be Mrs. Right, I get it,
but she's Mrs. Right Now.

532
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:19,270
She should be Miss Not Never. Okay?

533
00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:20,771
- Okay.
- No, no, no.

534
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:25,026
Just please, for me, break up with her.
Okay? For me.

535
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,737
Yeah? Thank you.

536
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:33,659
Is everything okay?

537
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:38,497
A-okay, brother. A-okay, buddy.

538
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:39,874
What?

539
00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:41,334
The whole reason
I brought Brit here tonight

540
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:44,670
was basically to make Gwen jealous,
and it just worked.

541
00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:48,925
She just begged me to dump Brit.
Begged me.

542
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,969
Right there where you're sitting.
I'm riding on a high right now.

543
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:56,515
Markie, she took a shit in front of Gwen.

544
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,143
Whatever works.

545
00:21:59,226 --> 00:22:01,729
- Bye, Grant, thank you so much.
Good night. Thanks for coming.

546
00:22:01,812 --> 00:22:03,230
- We love you.
- Bye, Grant.

547
00:22:03,731 --> 00:22:05,566
Drive safe.
- Bye, Gil. Thanks for the shrimps.

548
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:08,152
Bye, drive safe.
- You're welcome. Bye.

549
00:22:08,235 --> 00:22:10,655
Night. Good to see everyone.
- Gil. Hey, Gil. Gil.

550
00:22:11,739 --> 00:22:12,740
I just…

551
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,786
I'm sorry. I hope there's
no hard feelings about earlier.

552
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,037
Um…

553
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,288
It was stupid.

554
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,248
It's okay. Thank you.

555
00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:22,959
I get why you were concerned.

556
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,211
But you know
there's all kinds of different love,

557
00:22:25,294 --> 00:22:26,671
and this works for us.

558
00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:29,548
- So, is it, like, an open relationship?
- That's none of your business.

559
00:22:29,632 --> 00:22:31,425
Right. Totally fair.

560
00:22:31,509 --> 00:22:34,136
You know,
I understand why Grant's retiring.

561
00:22:35,262 --> 00:22:37,264
- You're a lot.
- I am.

562
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,602
I could have sworn
you were hitting on me, though.

563
00:22:41,686 --> 00:22:43,145
I… Was I… I was misinterpreting?

564
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,648
You were, 'cause if I was, you'd know.
We'd be pounding.

565
00:22:53,864 --> 00:22:56,117
You guys going belts
or no belt on the way home?

566
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,751
That guy's gay.

