1 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:22,434 Fucking hell. 2 00:00:22,517 --> 00:00:26,396 What if we had, like, a normal morning, and, like, spent time with each other 3 00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:29,607 and drank coffee and looked at our phones in silence like a normal couple? 4 00:00:29,691 --> 00:00:32,235 Let's have brunch on Sunday. I'm just— I'm late. I'm late right now. 5 00:00:32,319 --> 00:00:34,404 Don't act like you're the only one who's late all the time. 6 00:00:34,487 --> 00:00:36,031 - I'm late to things too. 7 00:00:36,114 --> 00:00:37,741 I don't make a fucking parade out of it. 8 00:00:37,824 --> 00:00:41,036 I have a dignified elegance about my lateness. 9 00:00:41,119 --> 00:00:43,204 - Okay, I'm gonna say something and, like… - Oh, my God. 10 00:00:43,288 --> 00:00:44,289 …it's a thing, 11 00:00:44,372 --> 00:00:47,959 but maybe we start to look for a place that's closer to your school 12 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:50,462 so you're not always rushing and freaking out all the time. 13 00:00:50,545 --> 00:00:52,756 I can't have this conversation right now, Malcolm. I love you so much. 14 00:00:52,839 --> 00:00:54,674 We're already having the conversation. Just say yes. 15 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:56,301 - Then I'll say, "Great. Let's do it." Stop. 16 00:00:56,384 --> 00:00:57,635 - Then the conversation will be over. 17 00:00:57,719 --> 00:01:01,264 I'm serious about the fact that we are gonna talk about moving in together, 18 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:03,558 but just now I do not have the focus or the energy to do it. 19 00:01:03,641 --> 00:01:04,809 - Your phone again. 20 00:01:04,893 --> 00:01:07,062 And my mother… Oh, my God. …will not stop calling me! 21 00:01:07,145 --> 00:01:09,105 Why are you ignoring your poor madre? 22 00:01:09,189 --> 00:01:10,815 Because she calls me, like, 20 times, 23 00:01:10,899 --> 00:01:13,193 and when I finally answer, she pretends I called her. 24 00:01:13,276 --> 00:01:14,694 - It's ridiculous. - That's gaslighting. 25 00:01:14,778 --> 00:01:16,863 Ugh. I'm so proud of my mom for moving to Greece 26 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,990 with her 26-year-old uncut boyfriend. 27 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:21,368 - Who told you he was uncut, her or him? - I mean, I asked, 28 00:01:21,451 --> 00:01:22,869 and he freely gave away the information. 29 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:23,953 - Him. - Yeah. 30 00:01:24,037 --> 00:01:26,122 He's like a son to me though. We're very close. 31 00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:27,457 Bye. 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,884 …actually my dad's cousin. Random uncle. 33 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,761 Yeah. Like, what am I supposed to do with any of this? 34 00:01:39,844 --> 00:01:41,596 "RegisPhilbinRevealed.com." 35 00:01:41,679 --> 00:01:42,680 What are you talking about? 36 00:01:42,764 --> 00:01:45,850 So Markie's uncle died and left him a bunch of domain names in his will. 37 00:01:45,934 --> 00:01:47,435 - Let me see this shit. - Oh, that's exciting! 38 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:48,686 I'm sorry your uncle died though. 39 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:52,023 - "VerySmallHorse.com, VeryLargeHorse"… - Exactly. 40 00:01:53,024 --> 00:01:54,734 Holy shit. Dude, no way. 41 00:01:54,818 --> 00:01:56,277 - Slimy. This one's slimy. - What? 42 00:01:56,361 --> 00:01:58,238 He owns fucking Hairz.net. 43 00:01:58,321 --> 00:02:00,573 Yeah, I got Hairz.net. Right. - Hairz with a Z dot net? 44 00:02:00,657 --> 00:02:03,785 - Thank you. Thanks, Uncle Timmy. - Yeah, he probably bought a bunch of those 45 00:02:03,868 --> 00:02:04,953 - in 1999 or something. - Yeah. 46 00:02:05,036 --> 00:02:06,746 - I'm the only one seeing this? Seeing what? 47 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,332 - He's sitting on a fucking gold mine. - You're kidding, right, Rick? 48 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:13,586 No, think about the customer base. Everyone has hairs. Look around. 49 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:15,922 - Yeah, but nobody says hairs plural. - Yeah. 50 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,591 Plenty of successful business are plural. Bonobos. 51 00:02:18,675 --> 00:02:20,260 Mm-hmm. Name one more. 52 00:02:21,136 --> 00:02:22,929 You think of another one. I'm gonna talk to Markie. 53 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:26,141 Markie, think about it. Hairz.net. It sounds like hairnet. 54 00:02:26,224 --> 00:02:28,351 - Hooters. Mm-hmm. - That is plural. 55 00:02:28,435 --> 00:02:30,687 So what, the website that sells hairnets online? 56 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:33,606 No, dude. We're— We're selling wigs. We're selling hair plugs. 57 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:36,234 We're selling hair ext… It's the whole hair sector. 58 00:02:36,317 --> 00:02:37,569 Skechers. 59 00:02:37,652 --> 00:02:40,321 This sounds crazy, but what if you and I go into business together? 60 00:02:40,405 --> 00:02:43,908 Let's make Hairz.net something spectacular. 61 00:02:43,992 --> 00:02:46,995 Okay. Okay, all right. Yeah. 62 00:02:47,078 --> 00:02:50,039 When I was growing up, I wanted to play linebacker in the NFL, 63 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:51,541 then go overseas to fight, 64 00:02:51,624 --> 00:02:54,878 and then I figured when I came home, I'd open a small business. This is it. 65 00:02:54,961 --> 00:02:56,921 Oh, my God. I can't believe we're witnessing this. Apple. 66 00:02:57,005 --> 00:02:59,132 This is like Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. 67 00:02:59,215 --> 00:03:02,260 And this dude right here is gonna be our first customer. 68 00:03:02,343 --> 00:03:04,137 - Grant, you want hair or not? - What? 69 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,388 Evan, a little chat, please. 70 00:03:06,723 --> 00:03:08,266 Did you know your mother's been calling me? 71 00:03:08,349 --> 00:03:11,102 - She's been calling you directly? - I don't know how she got my cell number. 72 00:03:11,186 --> 00:03:14,147 Okay, I'm calling again, Mr. Grant. 73 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:18,193 What is the dress code for the teacher of the month ceremony? 74 00:03:18,276 --> 00:03:19,861 Goes on like that for about five minutes. 75 00:03:19,944 --> 00:03:21,779 What's she talking about? Teacher of the month? 76 00:03:21,863 --> 00:03:23,072 You won teacher of the month. 77 00:03:23,156 --> 00:03:25,658 Usually we give it to Gwen, but we thought we'd mix it up this time. 78 00:03:25,742 --> 00:03:28,620 There's a big Facebook post announcing it all about you. 79 00:03:28,703 --> 00:03:31,289 I would never know about that. I haven't been on Facebook in years. 80 00:03:31,372 --> 00:03:34,125 Well, your mom is all over it. She follows me. She follows the school. 81 00:03:34,209 --> 00:03:37,378 All moms are on Facebook. You called her back? 82 00:03:37,462 --> 00:03:39,005 Just tell her there's no ceremony. It's fine. 83 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,799 No, I did try that, but she said she already booked her plane tickets, so… 84 00:03:41,883 --> 00:03:42,884 - Oh, my God. Yeah. 85 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:44,260 You fell into her trap, Grant. 86 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:45,887 She's coming. Isn't that nice? 87 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:47,805 And then she was asking about the outlet malls 88 00:03:47,889 --> 00:03:49,891 - and bats under the bridge, and so… 89 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:51,184 …she might be staying a while. 90 00:03:51,267 --> 00:03:52,977 - Oh, my God. - Are you all right, Evan? 91 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:57,899 Oh, she's gonna want the front seat, FYI. 92 00:03:57,982 --> 00:03:59,067 - Oh. - She gets carsick, 93 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:02,070 - so she always sits in the front. - I get so carsick in the back. 94 00:04:02,153 --> 00:04:03,988 She's not gonna care. She's gonna want the front seat. 95 00:04:04,072 --> 00:04:05,823 With the teacher of the month thing, 96 00:04:05,907 --> 00:04:09,577 I guess she thinks it's a big deal, so just try to act like it's a big deal. 97 00:04:09,661 --> 00:04:12,080 I— Yeah. I would say it's kind of a big deal. 98 00:04:12,163 --> 00:04:16,042 Oh, my God. Yes. You… You… When you win it, it's a big deal. 99 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,669 That's like our Oscars. 100 00:04:17,752 --> 00:04:19,587 Be prepared for her being cold toward you. And if she is— 101 00:04:19,671 --> 00:04:22,006 - She's gonna love me. Moms love me. - Yeah, she's gonna love you. 102 00:04:22,090 --> 00:04:23,091 My therapist told me 103 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:25,593 whenever she starts to, like, complain or try to control things, 104 00:04:25,677 --> 00:04:29,013 I should just take a deep breath and say, "I am grateful for this moment." 105 00:04:29,097 --> 00:04:31,057 - Mmm. That's good. Yeah. 106 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,141 I gotta steal that. 107 00:04:32,225 --> 00:04:34,310 There she is. Look at that outfit. It's just— 108 00:04:34,394 --> 00:04:36,396 Oh, also, um, don't say anything about Malcolm. 109 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:39,232 She doesn't know about Malcolm, and I don't want them meeting. 110 00:04:39,315 --> 00:04:40,483 - It would be a disaster. - Okay. 111 00:04:41,484 --> 00:04:42,485 Mami! 112 00:04:42,569 --> 00:04:44,737 - Mi vida. Hola. 113 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:48,408 Cariño mío! Ven acá, dame un abrazo. - Cómo estás? 114 00:04:48,491 --> 00:04:50,076 Thanks for coming. 115 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,662 - Elena, it's so good to see you! - You know Gwen, my best friend. 116 00:04:52,745 --> 00:04:54,414 - Hey, hi. Nice to see you. Hi. - Oh, yeah. 117 00:04:54,497 --> 00:04:56,165 - Here, I can take some of your, um… - Oh. 118 00:04:56,249 --> 00:04:58,876 …stuff for you. And let me just say... 119 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,878 estoy muy contenta de verte. 120 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:03,756 Uh-huh. Okay. Here we go. 121 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,466 They have two different kinds of chips on the plane. 122 00:05:05,550 --> 00:05:07,218 - Can you believe that? - Did you hear what she said? 123 00:05:07,302 --> 00:05:09,262 She said, "Estoy muy contenta de verte." 124 00:05:09,345 --> 00:05:11,848 What does she think? That I don't speak English, right? 125 00:05:13,558 --> 00:05:15,393 You look great, Mom. Oh. 126 00:05:15,476 --> 00:05:17,895 Are you saying I looking better than last time you saw me? 127 00:05:17,979 --> 00:05:20,064 Yeah. I mean, you look better every time. 128 00:05:20,148 --> 00:05:21,357 I looked that bad. Like a troll? 129 00:05:21,441 --> 00:05:23,067 - No, you did not look like a troll… 130 00:05:23,151 --> 00:05:24,193 …last time, Mom. 131 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:27,822 This Prius is falling apart, honey. 132 00:05:27,905 --> 00:05:29,657 - Look at this. - It's the best I got. 133 00:05:29,741 --> 00:05:32,702 So dirty. You're not a dirty person. 134 00:05:32,785 --> 00:05:37,206 Ah, coño. Te veo— te veo como cansado. 'Tas bien, hijo? 135 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:39,375 No te veo bien. - Si? Hey, hey, hey, 136 00:05:39,459 --> 00:05:40,543 - are we taking the highway? - Yes. 137 00:05:40,627 --> 00:05:42,420 We're taking the highway, Mom. It's the fastest way. 138 00:05:43,796 --> 00:05:45,715 Okay. I guess we're all gonna die eventually. 139 00:05:47,383 --> 00:05:49,093 I am grateful for this moment. 140 00:05:50,261 --> 00:05:51,763 Mom, you're in bed? It's 6:30. 141 00:05:51,846 --> 00:05:53,431 I'm so jet-lagged. 142 00:05:53,514 --> 00:05:55,475 Tengo un jetlag del carajo. 143 00:05:55,558 --> 00:05:57,852 Isn't Miami only, like, one hour behind Austin? 144 00:05:57,935 --> 00:05:59,896 - They recently changed the time zones. - What? 145 00:05:59,979 --> 00:06:01,064 I read it on Facebook. Look. 146 00:06:01,147 --> 00:06:03,274 Mom, I thought you said you were gonna look at Facebook less. 147 00:06:03,358 --> 00:06:04,817 - It's— - This is full of lies, you know. 148 00:06:04,901 --> 00:06:08,071 This is not lies. Look at this. Look at the crying puppy. 149 00:06:08,154 --> 00:06:10,448 He's so sad because nobody came to his birthday. 150 00:06:10,531 --> 00:06:13,117 And on top of that, he's trapped in Cuba. 151 00:06:13,743 --> 00:06:18,331 Mom— You should know this, but this is AI. This is not real. 152 00:06:18,414 --> 00:06:20,958 I know it's fake. Still makes me emotional, honey. 153 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:22,543 - You know it's fake? - Of course I know. 154 00:06:22,627 --> 00:06:25,171 It's not his birthday. His birthday's in July. 155 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,465 Mom, you're on these sites all day, 156 00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:29,967 and they're feeding you conservative talking points 157 00:06:30,051 --> 00:06:32,512 like anti-immigration, anti-gay stuff. 158 00:06:32,595 --> 00:06:34,514 And you're an immigrant, and I'm gay, so. 159 00:06:34,597 --> 00:06:38,935 I'm not anti-gay. Do you see me anti-gay? Conservatives, we love gay. 160 00:06:39,018 --> 00:06:41,104 You know Dick Cheney is gay, right? 161 00:06:41,187 --> 00:06:43,189 Dick Cheney isn't gay, Mom. Dick Cheney's daughter is gay. 162 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,150 - Well, I-I think he's gay. - Hold on. I'm gonna get the door. I don't… 163 00:06:46,693 --> 00:06:48,945 - Hi. Surprise. - Oh, shit. Hi. 164 00:06:49,028 --> 00:06:50,488 What are you doing here? You didn't text. 165 00:06:50,571 --> 00:06:54,325 I'm trying to do these, like, sexy Kramer-style pop-ins, like, giddyup. 166 00:06:54,409 --> 00:06:55,410 It's just not a good— 167 00:06:55,493 --> 00:06:57,286 - It's not a good time right now. - Why? 168 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:59,163 - I'm— I literally can't— - Do you have a guy here? 169 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:02,291 - You dirty little dog. Is he hung? - No. Not a guy. 170 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,919 - Does he follow me? Is he uncut? Ass? - Yeah. Not a guy. No, no, no. 171 00:07:05,002 --> 00:07:10,341 I'm working. Like, very hard. And I'm in, like, a deep flow state. 172 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:11,592 Obsessed with you saying 173 00:07:11,676 --> 00:07:13,803 you're in a flow state while you're grading papers. 174 00:07:13,886 --> 00:07:15,012 It's insane. 175 00:07:15,096 --> 00:07:17,056 Hey, listen, if you have a guy over, it's okay. 176 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,850 Like, I wanna do this open thing right. 177 00:07:18,933 --> 00:07:22,186 I feel like you actually need to be, like, doing more of that. 178 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:25,273 We'll work on that, okay? But right now, I really am working. 179 00:07:25,356 --> 00:07:27,650 - Don't kick me out. - I love you. I'm just… 180 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:31,529 - No, I'm so bored. I hate you! - Okay. I'm sorry. I love you. I love you. 181 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:34,323 - Okay. Good, good. - Who was it? 182 00:07:34,407 --> 00:07:36,701 It was a delivery, and they had the wrong address. 183 00:07:36,784 --> 00:07:38,077 I know it was your lover. 184 00:07:38,161 --> 00:07:41,539 - Okay, well, I-I— - I'm your mother. I know things. 185 00:07:41,622 --> 00:07:45,251 - How did you know— - I could smell Santal from Le Labo. 186 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,336 - You think I don't know gay cologne? 187 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:48,880 Why didn't you let him enter? 188 00:07:48,963 --> 00:07:51,883 You can meet him eventually, Mom. Maybe in, like, a year or something, but— 189 00:07:51,966 --> 00:07:53,509 A year you'll be with another one. 190 00:07:53,593 --> 00:07:55,344 It's just you shouldn't meet, Mom. 191 00:07:55,428 --> 00:07:58,139 You have very different opinions from him. You would not get along. 192 00:07:58,222 --> 00:08:00,558 You're ashamed of me. That's what's going on, honey. 193 00:08:00,641 --> 00:08:02,727 I'm not ashamed of you, Mom. I'm… 194 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:06,314 Okay, yes. I'm a little embarrassed or something. 195 00:08:06,397 --> 00:08:09,358 You are the one who's anti-immigration because you didn't let him enter. 196 00:08:09,942 --> 00:08:11,694 What? What's that face? 197 00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:13,279 I'm gonna go sleep on the couch. 198 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,697 Controlando. 199 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:18,785 - [Grant, in English] Reminder 200 00:08:18,868 --> 00:08:22,872 that next Tuesday, the parking lot will be closed for the student circus. 201 00:08:22,955 --> 00:08:24,165 Yay! 202 00:08:24,248 --> 00:08:26,584 - With magic tricks, clowns, food, 203 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,877 aerial stunts. 204 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,798 No, not aerial stunts. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. 205 00:08:31,881 --> 00:08:34,175 When does the teacher of the month ceremony start? 206 00:08:34,258 --> 00:08:35,092 Vamos a tomar una foto... 207 00:08:35,176 --> 00:08:37,970 It's not a ceremony. It's just a meeting. 208 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:40,306 If a student comes back from a dentist appointment… 209 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,558 Una foto pa Facebook, hijo. - …and they're on nitrous oxide, 210 00:08:42,642 --> 00:08:43,643 - do not engage! Bueno, pero mira la cámara. 211 00:08:43,768 --> 00:08:45,019 No hables, no hables. 212 00:08:45,102 --> 00:08:46,479 They may seem high, 213 00:08:46,562 --> 00:08:48,606 - but they are protected under Texas law. 214 00:08:48,689 --> 00:08:52,151 Okay. We can do photoshop later and take Gwen out of the picture. 215 00:08:52,235 --> 00:08:54,654 Just accept the fact that their teeth are healing. 216 00:08:54,737 --> 00:08:56,447 Did you ask Gwen about the photo shoot? 217 00:08:56,531 --> 00:08:58,991 No, not yet. Not yet. I want to wait till it's not weird. 218 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:01,994 We want to take a bunch of photos of her hair. What's weird? 219 00:09:02,078 --> 00:09:04,163 Everything you just said is weird. No, wait. Wait. 220 00:09:04,247 --> 00:09:05,373 Psst, Gwen. - Ow. What the— 221 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:07,458 - Gwendolyn, please. I'm in the zone here. - Sorry. 222 00:09:07,542 --> 00:09:10,586 Psst. Wanna be a model? You can be on our website Hairz.net. 223 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:11,754 No, I'm okay. 224 00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:13,881 Gwendolyn, please, with the distractions. 225 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:16,425 - It's… Rick's… Rick's doing it. - So loud. It's her! 226 00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:19,512 Don't be a tattletale, Gwen. Nobody likes a tattletale. 227 00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:21,138 Gwen, please. Cállate. 228 00:09:21,222 --> 00:09:23,474 Okay, the SAT prep classes will be held on the field 229 00:09:23,558 --> 00:09:26,143 - and not the gym because of the gas leak. 230 00:09:26,227 --> 00:09:29,313 Consequently, football practice will happen in the band room… 231 00:09:29,397 --> 00:09:31,732 Okay, fine. I'll do it. Just stop getting me in trouble. 232 00:09:31,816 --> 00:09:33,568 Yearbook room. 2:00 p.m. Be there. 233 00:09:33,651 --> 00:09:37,071 All right, now, very exciting time. Very excited about this. 234 00:09:37,154 --> 00:09:40,491 Uh, we'd like to announce the teacher of the month. 235 00:09:40,575 --> 00:09:41,868 So can I have a drumroll, please? 236 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:45,830 A little drumroll. And let's give it up for Evan Marquez! 237 00:09:45,913 --> 00:09:47,957 - Bravo! Yes! 238 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,751 - Yeah, Evan! Yeah! - Thank you. Thanks very much. Thanks. 239 00:09:50,835 --> 00:09:52,378 Stand up, make a speech. Come on. Sube, anda. 240 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,462 [Markie, in English] Say something. Say something. 241 00:09:53,588 --> 00:09:54,839 There you go, you little playa. Ponte recto, hijo, recto. 242 00:09:54,922 --> 00:09:56,674 [Gwen groans, in English] I never made a speech. 243 00:09:56,757 --> 00:09:58,634 La corbata. Your neck. There. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 244 00:09:58,718 --> 00:10:00,553 Hello. Thank you all very much. 245 00:10:00,636 --> 00:10:02,597 - I'm very honored. Ay, qué lindo. 246 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,724 And I would not be standing up here if it were not for my mother, 247 00:10:04,807 --> 00:10:05,892 - Elena. 248 00:10:05,975 --> 00:10:08,978 Sorry, it's the girls' chat. It's the girls' chat. Hold on a second. 249 00:10:09,061 --> 00:10:11,188 Venga. Ale, más textos. 250 00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:15,067 Can you wrap this up, Mom? 251 00:10:15,151 --> 00:10:17,236 She's adorable. Estoy ocupada, coño. 252 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,446 Mami, por favor, mami. 253 00:10:18,529 --> 00:10:19,780 Tranquilo. 254 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,616 Okay, I'm ready. Let's go. 255 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:23,910 Uh, Evan, on behalf of everyone involved, 256 00:10:23,993 --> 00:10:28,873 I'd like to present you with this gift certificate to Dick's Sporting Goods. 257 00:10:28,956 --> 00:10:30,207 - Congratulations. - Get together. 258 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,542 Thank you. - A little bit together. 259 00:10:31,626 --> 00:10:33,294 Head to head. Cheek to cheek. 260 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:37,381 Dick up, up. Higher, a little bit… Lower, lower. Okay, now together. 261 00:10:37,465 --> 00:10:38,758 - Do you want me to take it? - No. 262 00:10:38,841 --> 00:10:39,926 Take a selfie. Okay. 263 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:43,596 Okay. Hold on. Sorry, it's on something that's called burst. 264 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,932 I am grateful for this moment. 265 00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:47,600 Markie. 266 00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:48,684 - What? - Can you, um— 267 00:10:48,768 --> 00:10:50,478 Can you look after my mom for about an hour? 268 00:10:50,561 --> 00:10:52,939 She's always been curious about the life of a PE teacher. 269 00:10:53,022 --> 00:10:54,357 I'm not curious about that. 270 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,441 Mami, mira. 271 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,651 - Por qué no te sientas acá? Mira. - Qué pasa? No! 272 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:59,654 Llegó la hora de iPad. Tú sientate aquí con el iPad, 273 00:10:59,737 --> 00:11:02,865 y mira estos juegos que tu juegas... ya. 274 00:11:02,949 --> 00:11:04,241 Come. Come here. - What? 275 00:11:04,325 --> 00:11:06,577 Just… I cannot handle her right now. 276 00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,913 Can you just take her for an hour or two, and I'm gonna cool down— 277 00:11:08,996 --> 00:11:10,331 You need me to watch your mom? 278 00:11:10,414 --> 00:11:13,000 Why not just sic Malcolm on her? They can shop the day away. 279 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,419 Malcolm does not know my mom is here, which is a whole other— 280 00:11:15,503 --> 00:11:17,672 He doesn't know she's here in town? 281 00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:19,090 Wait, I thought you guys were serious. 282 00:11:19,173 --> 00:11:22,176 I thought y'all were like boyfriend-boyfriend, you know. Exclusive. 283 00:11:22,259 --> 00:11:24,512 Yeah, we're in a committed thing. But no, we're open. 284 00:11:24,595 --> 00:11:25,596 Open to what? 285 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,557 We're open. It means you can… …see other people, but we're committed. 286 00:11:28,641 --> 00:11:29,642 Wait a minute. 287 00:11:29,725 --> 00:11:33,104 So, y'all are in a relationship together, but separately just banging other dudes? 288 00:11:33,187 --> 00:11:34,689 Ven, hija. Come here. I need your help. 289 00:11:34,772 --> 00:11:36,357 - I have to go to class. - No, you don't. 290 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,441 - Help her, Deirdre. - Listen. 291 00:11:37,525 --> 00:11:38,818 This is very normal. 292 00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:42,113 It's a standard modern gay relationship. It's just an open relationship. 293 00:11:42,196 --> 00:11:44,156 Why did gays fight for marriage rights 294 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,784 if you're just gonna be out there hound dogging it every night? 295 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,286 - Just watch my mom. She's right there. 296 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,705 - Of course. - Thank you. 297 00:11:50,788 --> 00:11:52,289 - I got you. - So basically the goal 298 00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:56,002 is you have to take all the jewels and get out of the temple. Coño. 299 00:11:56,085 --> 00:11:59,046 So The Catcher in the Rye made someone kill Paul McCartney. 300 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,923 That's effed up. And that's why I didn't read it. 301 00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:04,385 No, you're thinking about Ronald Reagan. They gunned him down in his prime. 302 00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:05,469 What? 303 00:12:05,553 --> 00:12:08,889 Lennon. Made somebody kill John Lennon, 304 00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:10,850 or somebody was inspired to kill John Lennon. 305 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:11,934 Let's… 306 00:12:12,518 --> 00:12:15,521 It's been good today. Let's wrap up a little early. 307 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,231 I need some time to myself. 308 00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:18,315 What's wrong with you? 309 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:20,526 Yeah, you've been acting so emo, little man. 310 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,902 - Yeah. - You're so sad. 311 00:12:21,986 --> 00:12:23,279 - Are you okay? - What's up? 312 00:12:23,362 --> 00:12:26,782 My mom is in town, and she's just a lot. 313 00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:30,536 And she's trying to plan this big dinner for tonight, and it feels overwhelming. 314 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,746 Your mom is still alive? 315 00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:33,039 Yeah, that's crazy. 316 00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:34,832 Why is that crazy? She's, like, 62. 317 00:12:34,915 --> 00:12:37,043 What? Grandmas are always, like, 90. 318 00:12:37,126 --> 00:12:41,756 But, Pablo, she's not a grandma. She's my mom. A mom of me, and I'm young. 319 00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:44,967 She's not a grandma anyway because I don't have kids, 320 00:12:45,051 --> 00:12:46,510 and I'm sure she'd be much happier with me 321 00:12:46,594 --> 00:12:48,054 - if she was a grandma Aw. 322 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:51,849 'cause she feels like I'm not doing enough to make her happy all the time. 323 00:12:51,932 --> 00:12:54,477 She's like, "I flew myself out here." I'm like, "I didn't ask you to come." 324 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,687 Sounds like your mom acts like a martyr a lot. 325 00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:59,273 You should read Gray Walls, Strong Barriers. 326 00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:01,233 - It's a good one. - You know what goes harder? 327 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,443 Inherited Mama Trauma. 328 00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:04,278 No, you should read Parents Are Children. 329 00:13:04,361 --> 00:13:07,364 No, you should read Don't Talk to Your Parents Unless They Talk to You Right. 330 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:08,824 That one's better, yeah. 331 00:13:08,908 --> 00:13:10,326 - Oh, my therapist gave me a book… - Oh. 332 00:13:10,409 --> 00:13:12,995 …and it's called Healing Parental Bonds. 333 00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:15,664 And it basically gives you permission to slap your mom. 334 00:13:16,957 --> 00:13:18,209 Yeah, it does not do that. 335 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:22,713 Okay, um, you guys seem to have some very complex relationships with your parents. 336 00:13:22,797 --> 00:13:25,341 My relationship to my folks is simple. They're suing me. 337 00:13:25,424 --> 00:13:26,842 See you guys later. 338 00:13:26,926 --> 00:13:28,636 - Aw. - Aw. He's sad. 339 00:13:28,719 --> 00:13:30,513 You're acting like Holden "Caulkfield." 340 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,600 Dangerous. Give me dangerous. Yeah. 341 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,185 - Look at that, huh? - No. Delete that one. 342 00:13:36,268 --> 00:13:37,478 - What? - Absolutely. 343 00:13:37,561 --> 00:13:38,687 - Come on. - No, that's so bad. 344 00:13:38,771 --> 00:13:41,107 - It's not bad at all. No. It's beautiful. - It's terrible. Terrible. 345 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,359 Gwen, can you try to look more smarter? Interesting? 346 00:13:43,442 --> 00:13:45,694 - Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah. I think you look like a genius. 347 00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:47,113 - That's right, sister. - Wig delivery. 348 00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:49,240 Thank you, theater department. What's up, queens? 349 00:13:49,323 --> 00:13:52,535 What are you talking about? We're modeling wigs off of my hair. 350 00:13:52,618 --> 00:13:55,079 Like I have the hair that you want, right? 351 00:13:55,162 --> 00:13:57,498 Don't be weird. These kids had lice last year. Put this shit on. 352 00:13:57,581 --> 00:13:59,750 I don't wanna get lice, first of all. I have stuff to do. 353 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,377 Bang. - I have to grade papers. I gotta go. 354 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:04,296 I'm with you, man. I want this website up ASAP. 355 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,674 We need to be first to market. I don't want to be Bing up in here. 356 00:14:06,757 --> 00:14:08,092 You don't want to be "bink" up in here? 357 00:14:08,175 --> 00:14:11,595 Dude, Bing! You know, the Steve Ballmer search engine that failed 358 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:13,347 'cause they took too long trying to perfect it. 359 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:15,558 It's my company, okay? We're gonna move at my speed here. 360 00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:19,019 - Your company? Dude, it was my idea. - Yeah. I own the idea. 361 00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:21,147 Dude, I found you on the side of the road with a hobo stick. 362 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:23,524 I made you who you are. It's my company! My idea. 363 00:14:23,607 --> 00:14:26,777 - You found me at the lunch table. - Guys, guys, guys. Listen, listen to me. 364 00:14:26,861 --> 00:14:28,154 - What? coño 365 00:14:28,237 --> 00:14:29,864 I'm a businesswoman. I can help you. 366 00:14:29,947 --> 00:14:32,491 - Really? - I own a company. Very profitable company. 367 00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,034 No, I buy land that is sinking. 368 00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:36,412 I sell it to people and tell them it's not sinking. Easy-peasy. 369 00:14:36,495 --> 00:14:38,122 That's straight up brilliant. Markie, did you hear that? 370 00:14:38,205 --> 00:14:39,290 That is brilliant. 371 00:14:39,373 --> 00:14:42,585 Do you know how much money I made in just one deal last month? 372 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:46,005 - What? - $183,000. 373 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,298 Do you know how to do contracts? 374 00:14:47,381 --> 00:14:50,217 - I have the best lawyer. The best. - She's got a lawyer, Markie. 375 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:53,137 - Sold. Let's do this shit, Markie. - Okay, yeah. 376 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,014 - Yes. Yes. - Come here. We got ourselves a deal. 377 00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:56,557 - She has lawyers, dude. Lawyers, yeah. 378 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,142 Guys, figure this out. You don't need me anymore. 379 00:14:58,225 --> 00:15:00,144 - I don't want that Annie wig. - We need you up in here. 380 00:15:00,227 --> 00:15:02,396 - Stop it. It's Ice Spice, it's not Annie. - No. 381 00:15:03,731 --> 00:15:05,566 See you tonight at your mom's dinner celebration. 382 00:15:05,649 --> 00:15:09,111 - She invited you too? Don't come! I'm coming. 383 00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:10,279 Please don't. 384 00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:13,699 Okay, so you… Okay, you sign here. And you sign right here. 385 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:17,494 Wait, wait. I thought we said I was gonna be CFO and CEO. 386 00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:19,455 Why do you need both jobs? - What is this? 387 00:15:19,538 --> 00:15:20,789 Wh— Where did you get these contracts? 388 00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:22,666 Oh, these are boilerplate straight from my lawyer. 389 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,878 They needed help, and I'm helping them. You should be thanking me, Evan. 390 00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:27,129 - Evan. - What? 391 00:15:27,213 --> 00:15:30,132 Okay. I'm finally making inroads with your mom. I figured it out. 392 00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:32,843 You don't try to work with her. You work for her. 393 00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:34,303 I'm ready to sign. I need a pen. 394 00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:36,680 - Right. - Gwen, please can you… Can I have the pen? 395 00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,599 - Right here. - Thank you for the pen, honey. 396 00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:41,477 - This pen is too hard. Yes. Thank you. - I'll get you a soft one. 397 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,312 - She's not your assistant. - Soft pen. You want a soft pen? 398 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:44,772 Yo, what's a soft pen? 399 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:47,775 Okay, no need for pens, Gwen. You can put the pens down. 400 00:15:47,858 --> 00:15:49,401 Let's put these contracts down. 401 00:15:49,485 --> 00:15:52,404 Interfering with my life constantly is fine, maybe. 402 00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:55,658 Interfering with some of my best friends' and coworkers' lives, 403 00:15:55,741 --> 00:15:56,742 I think, is a step too far, so… 404 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,787 I'm getting in on the ground floor of Hairz.net, Evan. 405 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:01,497 Thirty-five percent on the back end. That's her take. 406 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,581 Okay. We're gonna go. 407 00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:05,125 I don't appreciate you talking to our employee like that. This is— 408 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:06,710 - I'll see you guys at dinner, okay? - Okay, see you. 409 00:16:06,794 --> 00:16:08,587 No, no dinner. Dinner's canceled. 410 00:16:08,671 --> 00:16:10,506 I'm not gonna not eat tonight! 411 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:14,885 Papi, there's those chips I was asking for. 412 00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:17,763 - Keep doing a good job. We'll tip you 20%. - Thank you. 413 00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:20,224 Freaking bummed. I'm so bummed. 414 00:16:20,307 --> 00:16:22,977 Yeah, well, it's probably because my mom's in town, 415 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,562 and she makes people feel stressed. 416 00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:29,858 No, no, she's great. I love working for her. Like, I love her. 417 00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:33,153 I'm bummed that I'd never got a Dick's Sporting Goods gift card 418 00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:34,446 for teacher of the month. 419 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:37,199 What would you buy with that? Golf clubs? 420 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:41,036 They have tents. They have heat lamps for camping, espressos for camping. 421 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,289 - But do you go camping? - No. 422 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:45,958 Rick, what the hell? When did you put this up? 423 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,627 I have better hair than you. I should be the face of the website. 424 00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:51,672 You look like you're constantly stuck in eight-mile-an-hour wind. 425 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:53,799 Grant, tell him. - I'm not getting in the middle of this. 426 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,467 - Jesus. - Waiter, could I get a margarita, please? 427 00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,052 Oh, uh, me too. 428 00:16:57,136 --> 00:17:00,556 I brought him in on this Hairz.net deal because he needs something in his life. 429 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:03,892 He needs something in his career. He's a fucking guidance counselor. 430 00:17:03,976 --> 00:17:07,187 All right, those guys got very little to live for. Second after dentist. 431 00:17:07,271 --> 00:17:10,399 But now I realize the idea's got legs. I don't even really need him. 432 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:13,444 Waiter, forget the margarita. Just a double shot of tequila, please. 433 00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:15,988 Waiter, excuse me. We're ready. 434 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:20,326 We would like 12 orders of Domino's Philly cheesesteak pizza. Thank you. 435 00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:22,453 You don't have to. That's okay. Thank you. 436 00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:24,371 - You can do that? - They don't have that here, Mom. 437 00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:25,956 That's from Domino's. It's in the name. I'm sorry, guys. 438 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,750 Deja de controlarme. Yo no estoy controlando la situa— 439 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,960 Tú estás tratando de controlar todo. 440 00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:32,838 Tú acabas de ordenar por... por todo el mundo. 441 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,631 Why are you so cruel towards me? 442 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:37,718 I'm grateful for this moment. That's how I feel. 443 00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:40,679 The only reason I decided to help out Markie with the website 444 00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:42,139 is 'cause I feel bad for the guy. 445 00:17:42,222 --> 00:17:43,891 - Mm-hmm. - I figured I'd give him a boost. 446 00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:46,143 Waiter, uh, forget the double shot of tequila. 447 00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:47,644 Just the whole bottle of tequila 448 00:17:47,728 --> 00:17:49,313 - would be best. - Bring the bottle. Hurry up. 449 00:17:51,398 --> 00:17:52,691 There he is. 450 00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,526 Muchas gracias, amigo. - Gracias. 451 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:55,861 Drill me one. - Help! 452 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:56,945 Whoa! - Sorry. 453 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:59,406 I just wanted to make a dramatic entrance. How are you guys? 454 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,991 That was scary as fuck. 455 00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:04,828 If it isn't the special guest my own son doesn't want me to meet. 456 00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:06,121 - Come here. - Honey! 457 00:18:06,205 --> 00:18:07,664 - You look like a toddler. - You and… What? 458 00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:09,666 And the breasts? You look incredible. 459 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,045 - Oh, my God. Thank you. Sit down, please. - You're gorgeous. 460 00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:14,880 - Hey, Evan. What's up, dude? 461 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,465 - You two know each other? - In a sense, yes. 462 00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:18,675 She found me on Instagram and invited me. 463 00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:20,344 - Instagram is the new Tinder. 464 00:18:20,427 --> 00:18:22,388 Mandar mensaje Instagram. 465 00:18:22,471 --> 00:18:25,641 Okay. Well, I'm sorry, Malcolm, that this looks bad. 466 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,142 I was trying to keep you two apart 467 00:18:27,226 --> 00:18:30,062 because I knew she would meddle and try to mess something up between us. 468 00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:32,940 - And now it's happening. So, great. - Oh, my God. Shut up, Evan. 469 00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:36,193 In what world am I not gonna be obsessed with a controlling Latin woman? 470 00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:37,569 Like, that's my exact tea. 471 00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:40,656 You know I love Sofía Vergara. She's the background on my phone. 472 00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:41,740 Like, do you even know me? 473 00:18:41,824 --> 00:18:45,702 What's really going on here is you were afraid of me "meeting the parents" 474 00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:48,664 'cause you were scared of what it would mean about our relationship. 475 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:52,960 It's not as simple as you think, okay? 476 00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:54,837 My relationship with her is very complicated. 477 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,088 It's complicated? 478 00:18:56,171 --> 00:18:57,506 Because you're the only one in the world 479 00:18:57,589 --> 00:18:59,800 who has a complicated relationship with their parents? 480 00:18:59,883 --> 00:19:01,218 Exactly. - Like, that's everyone. 481 00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:04,096 I mean, Markie, your mom had Munchausen's by proxy, right? 482 00:19:04,179 --> 00:19:05,180 Twice. 483 00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:08,016 My family used to take turns spanking me. That's why I turned out pretty good. 484 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,560 What is even wrong with her anyway? 485 00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:11,770 To me, she's like the most perfect angel 486 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:13,939 - I've ever seen in my life. - Oh, thank you, honey. 487 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,607 No issues at all with her. 488 00:19:15,691 --> 00:19:17,609 Honey, what are your issues with me, honestly? 489 00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:19,319 Just say it. What are your issues? Talk about it. 490 00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:21,405 - Just open it up. - You don't want to hear my issues, Mom. 491 00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:23,740 - No, go ahead. Tell the whole restaurant. - Okay, you want to hear this? 492 00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:24,867 - Yes, go ahead. - Okay. 493 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:27,911 You try to control every situation, think you know better than everybody else. 494 00:19:27,995 --> 00:19:31,039 You are constantly putting yourself into situations where you're not needed 495 00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:34,626 and trying to pretend to help when actually things would have been fine 496 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:37,463 if you just hadn't gotten involved in the first place. 497 00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:41,341 [Elena, in Spanish] Ay, mi amor. 498 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,722 - Huh? She ate with that. 499 00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:49,141 - You're saying that's what I do? 500 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,186 Oh, yeah. 501 00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:54,521 That apple didn't fall off the tree at all, bud. 502 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:59,735 You see, baby? We're the same, you know. And you need to accept that. 503 00:19:59,818 --> 00:20:02,738 You need to accept Malcolm into your life. He's a great guy. 504 00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:03,822 Facts. 505 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:06,408 You don't have to hide your problems away from him. 506 00:20:06,492 --> 00:20:09,870 He wants to help you, honey. Understand? 507 00:20:10,829 --> 00:20:12,039 - Rick? - What? 508 00:20:12,122 --> 00:20:14,708 You are CFO and head of marketing. 509 00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:16,043 What's that? 510 00:20:16,126 --> 00:20:18,754 Markie, you are founder and CEO. 511 00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:22,424 Your business is not real, at least not yet, so stop fighting for God's sake. 512 00:20:22,508 --> 00:20:23,509 Yeah. 513 00:20:23,592 --> 00:20:25,302 You know what, you do have better hair than me. 514 00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:26,595 - Thanks, buddy. - Hell yeah. 515 00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:29,515 Grant, you're perfect. I have nothing to say about you. 516 00:20:29,598 --> 00:20:30,599 - Thank you. 517 00:20:30,682 --> 00:20:32,184 - Gwen. - Yeah? 518 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,061 Um, well, I'm not sure why, but I just don't like you. 519 00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:35,145 Oh. 520 00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:38,232 That felt different from the other stuff that you were saying. 521 00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,400 Dude, women just hate each other. 522 00:20:40,484 --> 00:20:43,654 - Um, your Domino's is here. - What the hell? 523 00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,364 And I ordered on my phone. 524 00:20:45,447 --> 00:20:46,657 All right. - God. 525 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:49,076 Okay, everyone. You got two each. I got two each. 526 00:20:49,159 --> 00:20:51,370 - Margherita. Gwen, you like to eat a lot? 527 00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:52,454 I do. 528 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:54,790 Dude, this is literally my favorite type of pizza. 529 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:58,710 Guys, I love this shit! Yeah! 530 00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:03,340 Oh, my God. Look, listen to this. Listen! Listen, do you remember this song? 531 00:21:03,423 --> 00:21:06,176 This is my favorite song. "Devórame Otra Vez." 532 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,261 It's good. Nice. 533 00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:10,305 Okay. Everybody, grab a piece and let's dance. This is a lot of fun. Come on. 534 00:21:10,389 --> 00:21:11,557 - Grab a piece. - Let's do it. 535 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,308 Malcolm, come be my partner. - Let's do it! 536 00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,323 Evan, come dance. 537 00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,533 Dance with your mom and me. 538 00:21:29,616 --> 00:21:30,617 [Elena, in Spanish] Ven, no seas tímido, ven pa'ca! 539 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:32,411 We're getting very sensual over here, 540 00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:33,912 - right? 541 00:21:33,996 --> 00:21:36,790 - Not with me. - May I steal this dance? 542 00:21:36,873 --> 00:21:38,292 Hey. 543 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:42,045 So your mom loves me or something? Like, is she obsessed? 544 00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:47,009 Of course my mom loves you. She's just like me. 545 00:21:47,092 --> 00:21:50,554 She's actually kinda crazy. I see it now. Actually scary. 546 00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:52,264 I liked when you yelled at her though. 547 00:21:52,347 --> 00:21:53,974 - That was hot. 548 00:21:55,058 --> 00:21:57,394 What if we go look at apartments this weekend, huh? 549 00:21:57,477 --> 00:21:58,937 - You wanna do that? 550 00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:00,606 Yeah, I'd be down to do that. 551 00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:03,525 Or we could talk about looking at apartments. 552 00:22:03,609 --> 00:22:05,193 Oh. Okay. I'll take it. 553 00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:11,283 The restaurant was amazing. The food was delicious, huh? 554 00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:13,493 We mostly ate food from a different restaurant, 555 00:22:13,577 --> 00:22:15,329 so I don't know how much credit you should give them. 556 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,873 I'm grateful for this moment. 557 00:22:18,749 --> 00:22:20,042 Where'd you get that? 558 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,628 - From my friend Evelyn in Miami. - Oh. 559 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:27,674 You know, she said to repeat that whenever you make me crazy, so I do it. 560 00:22:29,259 --> 00:22:30,510 - Look at this. 561 00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:34,973 "Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful." Isn't that amazing? 562 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:36,350 Why is the frog on a building? 563 00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:37,434 Um… 564 00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,686 I don't know. I have no idea. 565 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:42,648 Evan, let me get a picture of you and your mom. 566 00:22:42,731 --> 00:22:43,732 Okay. - Yeah, okay. 567 00:22:43,815 --> 00:22:46,610 Okay, hold on. Ready? You guys look so cute. 568 00:22:46,693 --> 00:22:47,694 Shit. 569 00:22:48,278 --> 00:22:50,280 Oh. Coño. 570 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:56,745 Ah. I know now why people like her, no. Because she's the clown in the group. 571 00:22:56,828 --> 00:22:58,955 Eres una payasa. - [grunts, in English] Yeah. 572 00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:00,957 Thank you, Mrs. Marquez. 573 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:03,418 Me gusta, mira. The world needs more clowns. 574 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,797 Jesus. - I got it. I got it. 575 00:23:07,339 --> 00:23:08,924 Slow. Slow. - Are you okay? 576 00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:10,008 I'm great. 577 00:23:12,552 --> 00:23:13,679 Let's go. Let's get out of here.