1 00:00:05,948 --> 00:00:08,659 When Cal was a Senior in high school... 2 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,536 Morning, dingleberry. 3 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,539 Yeah... 4 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:16,125 No, I'm gonna kick your ass. 5 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:19,086 Yeah, well... put your bra and panties on. 6 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:22,464 Okay... I'll be there in 10. 7 00:00:22,548 --> 00:00:25,217 he spent every day with his best friend Derek. 8 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,795 Let's go! Work it! Work it! 9 00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:03,464 Come on! Let's go! Work hard! 10 00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:06,425 You pansy motherfucker! Let's go, Cal! 11 00:01:06,508 --> 00:01:09,053 Don't be a pussy! Let's go! Work hard! 12 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:14,284 You wanna get a milkshake? 13 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,176 The best part about his relationship with Derek 14 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:33,220 was that they could talk for hours 15 00:02:33,303 --> 00:02:35,889 about sports, girls, life, whatever. 16 00:02:35,973 --> 00:02:39,059 It didn't matter. 17 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,605 Or they could just sit in silence. 18 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,692 They were that close. 19 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,610 That comfortable. 20 00:03:05,294 --> 00:03:08,255 You can go. - What? 21 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,216 Oh. 22 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,052 He met Marsha junior year. 23 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,559 - What? - Nothin'. 24 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:28,233 Marsha. Marsha, stop. 25 00:03:30,402 --> 00:03:33,906 Marsha... I'm gonna bite your foot I swear to God. 26 00:03:33,989 --> 00:03:35,741 Do it. 27 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,868 I am driving. - So? 28 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,829 It is dangerous. 29 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,085 Ah... 30 00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:49,129 Marsha was way more forward 31 00:03:49,213 --> 00:03:50,923 than any girl he had met before. 32 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,927 And even though he wasn't always comfortable, 33 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,595 he was grateful she pushed his boundaries. 34 00:04:02,351 --> 00:04:06,271 Ooh god. Ooh. 35 00:04:08,690 --> 00:04:09,566 Ahh. 36 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,401 He couldn't wait to tell Derek. 37 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,070 And then she unbuttoned my pants, 38 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,239 and, like, just went for it. 39 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,407 Dude, was it good? 40 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,783 I mean, yeah. 41 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,284 And, like... 42 00:04:19,368 --> 00:04:24,206 could she, like, I mean, uh, did she, like, uh, deep throat? 43 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:28,127 - Yeah. - Oh, nice, dude. 44 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:31,463 - Where'd you pop? - Where do ya think? 45 00:04:31,547 --> 00:04:34,299 - And she swallowed? - Yeah. 46 00:04:34,383 --> 00:04:36,844 - Wow, dude. Ah. - Yeah. 47 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:42,432 - So, I mean, she's a keeper? - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 00:04:43,225 --> 00:04:44,226 I guess so. 49 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,028 Derek, hit the road. 50 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:58,448 - Uh... yeah, I'll see you at practice. - Yep. 51 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,492 Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs. 52 00:05:05,956 --> 00:05:07,958 - Get up. - I will. 53 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,126 Right now. 54 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,878 I don't feel well. 55 00:05:10,961 --> 00:05:12,796 You were fine when I walked in. 56 00:05:16,341 --> 00:05:17,759 Dinner's on the table. 57 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,604 Oh fuck. 58 00:05:31,106 --> 00:05:33,484 So, um... 59 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:38,363 I met a girl. 60 00:05:38,447 --> 00:05:39,823 And so did Derek. 61 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:43,118 - Hey! Come on in! - Hey! 62 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,717 What are you doin', bro? 63 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,677 Oh my god, Derek! 64 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,221 Let's go for a swim. 65 00:06:02,304 --> 00:06:04,056 Yeah, let's do it! Should we do it? 66 00:06:04,139 --> 00:06:05,766 - Oh my god. - Come on, come on! 67 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,060 Come on! 68 00:06:15,484 --> 00:06:18,278 - All right, let's go! - Woo! 69 00:06:34,211 --> 00:06:37,297 Have fun, guys. Have fun, big boy. 70 00:06:41,051 --> 00:06:43,512 Marsha... what're you doin'? 71 00:06:44,513 --> 00:06:47,266 Hold... Hold on. 72 00:06:47,349 --> 00:06:51,103 Oh... I'm so sorry. 73 00:06:56,358 --> 00:06:59,695 And just like that... it became a regular thing. 74 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:16,003 Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good, 75 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:18,171 and, eventually, he got better at it. 76 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:24,803 Oh my god. 77 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,434 - You're smiling. - That was amazing. 78 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,478 - You like it that much? I do. 79 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,814 I'm fine with that. 80 00:07:35,897 --> 00:07:39,151 - Mind if I do it again? - Please do. 81 00:07:40,235 --> 00:07:42,029 And he did like it that much. 82 00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:44,948 In fact, it was all he could think about. 83 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,616 - Really? - I love it. 84 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,702 Yeah, I don't know, uh, I like women, but... 85 00:07:48,785 --> 00:07:50,537 you couldn't pay me to eat pussy. 86 00:08:13,685 --> 00:08:16,480 I win, pussy. I win. 87 00:08:29,368 --> 00:08:30,660 Cal was going to Duke, 88 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,414 and Derek was going to a state school out west. 89 00:08:34,498 --> 00:08:37,542 When summer ends, your life begins. 90 00:08:38,377 --> 00:08:40,212 - Cheers. 91 00:08:52,641 --> 00:08:54,935 Derek insisted they go celebrate... 92 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,603 just the two of them. 93 00:08:56,686 --> 00:08:58,563 All right, I know a place that will serve us. 94 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:01,483 Just, uh, go up 27. 95 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,790 - Woo! 96 00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:37,102 Fuckin' shit. 97 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,151 Oh, how you doin', man? 98 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,069 Hey, how are you guys? - Could we get, uh, 99 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,612 - two tequila shots, please? Let's do it. 100 00:09:47,696 --> 00:09:48,613 Thank you. 101 00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:55,662 - Straight down for you guys. Thank you. 102 00:09:55,746 --> 00:09:57,038 You're welcome. 103 00:09:57,122 --> 00:09:59,166 I knew they'd serve us here. 104 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,919 Can we get, uh, two more? 105 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,046 Absolutely. Actually... can we get four? 106 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,173 Thank you, man. 107 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:09,801 Go, go, go, boys. 108 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,970 - Rapid fire. - All right. 109 00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:16,349 - Ah, fuck. - Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up. 110 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,624 Hey. 111 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,668 Hey, babe. 112 00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:53,340 What's wrong? 113 00:12:56,885 --> 00:12:58,094 What? 114 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,474 Are you sure? 115 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:04,517 Mm-hm. 116 00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,896 Are you sure the test is accurate? 117 00:13:12,984 --> 00:13:14,277 Take another one. 118 00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:19,366 Three. 119 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,701 You took three? 120 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,666 Yeah. 121 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,505 Yeah... of course I am. 122 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,052 Okay. 123 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,516 I'll see you in a minute. 124 00:13:47,811 --> 00:13:49,521 I l-love you, too. 125 00:16:30,849 --> 00:16:31,975 Rue? 126 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,853 Are you high? 127 00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:36,396 Oh, fuck me. 128 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:39,482 Was she there the whole time, or did she just walk in? 129 00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:44,362 I mean... 130 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:47,448 Now, as a beloved character 131 00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:48,783 that a lot of people are rooting for, 132 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:52,662 I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions. 133 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:54,873 But I relapsed. 134 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,382 In all fairness, I did say in the beginning 135 00:17:04,465 --> 00:17:06,885 I had no intentions of staying clean, 136 00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:08,136 but I get it. 137 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,345 Our country's dark... 138 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,474 and fucked up. 139 00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:16,728 And people, they just wanna find hope... 140 00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:22,483 - Somewhere. - Anywhere. 141 00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:27,447 And if not in reality... 142 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,449 then in television. 143 00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:32,535 Unfortunately... I'm not it. 144 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,915 Ugh. Elly? 145 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:42,879 Oh, shit. Sorry, that was from last year. 146 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:43,880 Sorry. 147 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,885 "How to Get Away With Being a Drug Addict." 148 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,472 Step one: Find a cover drug. 149 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,182 'Cause no matter how hard you try to hide it, 150 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:55,808 if you're doing drugs, you're gonna get caught. 151 00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:58,144 It's inevitable, and when that does happen, 152 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,605 you don't wanna be on the defensive. 153 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:04,484 Trust me, no one believes an addict when they're caught. 154 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:11,491 So, first things first, you want to lay the groundwork. 155 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,035 - Heyo. This movie's nuts. 156 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:15,328 Which one is this? 157 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,705 - "Killer Baby"? I don't even know. - Ohh! 158 00:18:17,789 --> 00:18:19,540 "Killer Mutant Baby." 159 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:22,835 Oh shit. 160 00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,965 I think I'm gonna start smoking weed. 161 00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:35,473 Why would you start smoking weed? 162 00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:37,725 'Cause I have panic attacks every fucking day. 163 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:43,481 You are so fucking selfish. 164 00:18:47,944 --> 00:18:49,195 Gia. 165 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,197 Gia! 166 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,909 Gia, it fuckin' helps with my... 167 00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:56,536 fuckin' anxiety, and my panic attacks, 168 00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:59,747 - and shit, Gia. I don't wanna talk to you, Rue. 169 00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:02,542 - Can you just fuckin' listen for a second? I don't wanna talk to you! 170 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,628 - Gia! Gia, what the fuck? Stop! 171 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,171 The fuck is wrong— What the— 172 00:19:07,255 --> 00:19:08,965 Are you fucking crazy? Don't push me! 173 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,384 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Get your hands off of me! 174 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,803 It's a fucking idea! I wasn't gonna fucking do it! 175 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,513 - You're a liar! - I'm a fuckin' liar? 176 00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,223 - I'm tryin' to fuckin' tell you something! - Yes, and you don't give a shit 177 00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:19,350 about you, you don't give a shit about me. 178 00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:21,686 - You don't give a shit about your mama. - It's a fucking idea! 179 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,521 I'm not actually doin' fuckin' weed! 180 00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:24,564 It was an idea, okay? 181 00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:25,940 And I should've never fuckin' told you 182 00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:26,983 'cause you're just like fucking Mom. 183 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,151 - Don't put— - Both of you are 184 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,527 fucking crazy! 185 00:19:31,529 --> 00:19:33,156 Now, what you wanna do is 186 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,283 make them second guess their intuition, 187 00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,744 make them feel like any valid concern 188 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,705 is just their anxiety getting the best of them. 189 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:45,043 Step two: Gaslight. 190 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,214 Rue, when you do drugs... 191 00:19:50,298 --> 00:19:54,469 it's not like when other people do drugs. 192 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:02,018 It's better than committing suicide. 193 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,481 When I'm sober, that's what I think about. 194 00:20:07,982 --> 00:20:09,567 That's where I'm at, Gia. 195 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,944 Okay? 196 00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:14,197 That's where I'm at. 197 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:18,785 Now, if you wanna tell Mom, you can tell her... 198 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:20,953 but I don't know what else I can fuckin' do. 199 00:20:28,211 --> 00:20:29,545 Rue... 200 00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:33,466 I love you... 201 00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:37,095 so, please, just promise me, 202 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:39,847 it's just gonna be weed and nothing more. 203 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:54,695 I promise. 204 00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:01,536 So, the next time you put Pop-Tarts in the fridge, 205 00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:06,374 or milk in the cupboard... you have a motherfuckin' out. 206 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,210 Rue? 207 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,463 Are you high? 208 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,924 I mean. 209 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,677 I just smoked a little bit of weed. 210 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,471 - Wait, what? - Ow! 211 00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:25,977 Please, you keep going. I'm just gonna sit here for a second. 212 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,396 So, I smoked a little bit of weed, 213 00:21:28,479 --> 00:21:31,566 and forgot to mention someone that I met. 214 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:34,443 By the way, I think you would really get along with 215 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,863 once you're not mad at me for whatever... 216 00:21:36,946 --> 00:21:38,656 you're fuckin' mad at me about. 217 00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:41,367 I'm not gonna get along with him. 218 00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:44,996 - Why? - 'Cause he wants to fuck you. 219 00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:48,207 - You really think so? - Yes, I know so. 220 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,876 No. I promise you, 221 00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:52,295 there is no way that he wants to fuck me. 222 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,797 No way. 223 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,050 Do you wanna fuck Rue? 224 00:21:59,135 --> 00:22:01,679 - Not no. So, you're straight? 225 00:22:01,762 --> 00:22:03,806 - Kinda. Are you gay? 226 00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:07,143 - Kinda. - So, you're bi. 227 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,769 - Well, I don't think of it that way. - What do you mean? 228 00:22:08,853 --> 00:22:11,355 You've never, like, thought about your sexuality before? 229 00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:14,400 Not in a particularly rigid way, no. 230 00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:16,402 Have you guys fucked? Is that a thing? 231 00:22:16,486 --> 00:22:18,821 Elliot, I'm asking the fucking question. 232 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,157 - Why did she avoid that question? - Yeah, why did you 233 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,533 dodge the question? 234 00:22:23,492 --> 00:22:24,660 How many girls have you fucked? 235 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,288 Like, technically, three. 236 00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:30,082 - Technically? I mean, technically, the first girl, 237 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,252 it was, like, two seconds. It was embarrassing. 238 00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:36,839 She probably wouldn't count it. She would not count it. 239 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,549 Okay, uh, how many guys have you fucked? 240 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:41,302 - 43. - Are you serious? 241 00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:42,887 - Damn. - I'm kidding. 242 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,096 How many guys have you fucked? 243 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,181 She doesn't wanna answer that question 244 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,891 'cause she's kind of a whore. 245 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,100 A whore? 246 00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:50,061 Slut. She's a slut. I was gonna say slut, 247 00:22:50,144 --> 00:22:51,145 but then whore just kinda came out. 248 00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:52,647 Wait, how many guys have you fucked? 249 00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:55,483 You know, that is an excellent question, Jules. 250 00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:57,485 - How many guys have you been with? - Uh-uh. No. 251 00:22:57,568 --> 00:22:59,278 No, it's not an excellent question. 252 00:22:59,362 --> 00:23:01,364 In fact, it's an irrelevant question 'cause 253 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,366 I'm no longer interested in men, so. 254 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,951 Well, how many men do you have to fuck 255 00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:06,786 to no longer be interested in them? 256 00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:11,082 Hmm. - Uh, I'll tell you if you promise to never tell Rue. 257 00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:13,626 Are you for real right now? 258 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:15,461 Deal. - What the fuck? 259 00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:16,837 Okay. 260 00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:20,007 - Wow! Really? 261 00:23:20,091 --> 00:23:23,427 That's fucked up. That's like a mentally ill amount of people to fuck. 262 00:23:23,511 --> 00:23:25,846 - What did she say? No, that's, like... 263 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:29,225 - that's, like, bad. - Wait, do you really think so? 264 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,727 No... I'm kidding. 265 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,604 Who gives a shit? Everyone's a fuckin' nun. 266 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:34,772 - Nun? You're a nun. 267 00:23:34,855 --> 00:23:36,607 - How am I a nun? You're a trans girl 268 00:23:36,691 --> 00:23:39,235 wearing a binder asking me whether I'm straight or gay? 269 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:42,321 Well, I'm navigating a largely straight, binary world— 270 00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:44,115 You sound like you're navigating a Twitter thread. 271 00:23:44,198 --> 00:23:45,616 I don't know what that's supposed to mean. 272 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,493 But you know what I mean, like most people are straight. 273 00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:50,121 And most trans girls don't wear binders, right? 274 00:23:50,204 --> 00:23:51,497 Yeah, and, uh, most guys 275 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,374 don't hang out with two girls unless they wanna fuck them. 276 00:23:53,457 --> 00:23:55,626 I didn't say that I didn't wanna fuck you or Rue. 277 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:57,128 So, you wanna fuck Jules? 278 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,339 You guys are disgusting. 279 00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:03,926 I'm not out here swingin' my muff around waitin' to see who fucks it. 280 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,554 - Okay? - I don't like you. 281 00:24:06,637 --> 00:24:08,973 - Why? 'Cause you're being sarcastic, 282 00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:11,684 - and I don't like sarcastic people. Wait, aren't I sarcastic? 283 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:13,936 - No, no, you're the opposite. All right, 284 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,647 I'm being sarcastic because I'm uncomfortable, 285 00:24:16,731 --> 00:24:19,734 and the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know, 286 00:24:19,817 --> 00:24:21,485 and I genuinely do like Rue. 287 00:24:21,569 --> 00:24:23,237 And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged 288 00:24:23,321 --> 00:24:26,198 by the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'-- You're great. 289 00:24:26,282 --> 00:24:28,868 Okay? And I want to be friends. 290 00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:31,954 You think he's being sarcastic? 291 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,418 Unfortunately, no. 292 00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:42,423 Come on! You're too fast! 293 00:24:42,506 --> 00:24:45,509 You're just fucking slow. I don't know. 294 00:24:45,593 --> 00:24:48,637 I don't play sports for a reason! - Come on! 295 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,393 Fuck. 296 00:25:11,452 --> 00:25:12,661 Jules! 297 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,794 Fuck. 298 00:25:19,877 --> 00:25:23,005 - Oh, you motherfucker. 299 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,799 - You know— - You need to take care of that asthma. 300 00:25:24,882 --> 00:25:27,051 - You know I'm not... 301 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:28,886 - good at that kind of stuff. 302 00:25:28,969 --> 00:25:32,056 - Oh man. Let me catch my breath. - Oh, I'm sorry. 303 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:33,391 My breath. 304 00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:11,512 Does that feel good? Yeah. 305 00:26:11,595 --> 00:26:12,847 Okay. 306 00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:24,316 The beautiful thing about getting high 307 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,527 is time ceases to exist. 308 00:26:31,073 --> 00:26:33,159 I mean, you can just stay in the good moments 309 00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:35,536 without the fear that they'll come to an end. 310 00:27:08,486 --> 00:27:11,155 When's the last time you guys played truth or dare? 311 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,330 Vice Principal Garcia, hi. My name is Lexi Howard. 312 00:27:19,413 --> 00:27:20,915 I know who you are, Lexi. 313 00:27:20,998 --> 00:27:23,209 Right, sorry, that was weird, um. 314 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,002 Anyway, I'm writing this play, 315 00:27:25,085 --> 00:27:27,963 and I was wondering if I could put it on... 316 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:31,467 After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store, 317 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,677 Lexi realized there was a reason 318 00:27:33,761 --> 00:27:35,804 she never tried to intervene before. 319 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:39,016 She was an observer. 320 00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:40,726 That's who she was. 321 00:27:43,646 --> 00:27:47,858 She often imagined that her parents weren't really her parents... 322 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:50,277 and that her sister wasn't her sister, 323 00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:53,239 and that her house wasn't even really her house. 324 00:27:54,823 --> 00:27:56,659 That it was just a movie... 325 00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:59,245 I, I told you. I didn't promise you that. 326 00:27:59,328 --> 00:28:00,996 one that she was writing. 327 00:28:02,665 --> 00:28:04,625 Let me just show you a photo of the prosthetic. 328 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:06,210 I don't really have time for that right now. 329 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:07,586 Can you get me some Nicorette? 330 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:09,255 Rue Bennett is 47 minutes late. 331 00:28:09,338 --> 00:28:10,756 - We can't get ahold of her. - I'm gonna fucking kill her. 332 00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:12,299 Lexi, I need to talk to you about this scene. 333 00:28:12,383 --> 00:28:14,301 Thanks. 334 00:28:14,385 --> 00:28:15,886 Suze isn't wearing her wedding ring. 335 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,763 Okay, that's a props question. - Okay. 336 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,892 I didn't bring it up. 337 00:28:21,976 --> 00:28:25,271 Okay, it's like every, every single day. It's like you're OCD! 338 00:28:25,354 --> 00:28:27,231 And cut it! 339 00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:28,315 My name is Lexi Howard. 340 00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:30,109 I am the writer, director, and creator 341 00:28:30,192 --> 00:28:31,527 of "This Is Life." 342 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:38,450 While the story's about a 16-year-old g— Bleh. 343 00:28:38,534 --> 00:28:40,494 The story is about a 16-year-old girl, 344 00:28:40,578 --> 00:28:45,249 Grace, who lives in the shadow of her older sister, Hallie. 345 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:46,458 Sluttier. 346 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,460 And tackier. 347 00:28:50,546 --> 00:28:51,839 Sloppier. 348 00:28:51,922 --> 00:28:53,424 But the story isn't about Hallie. 349 00:28:53,507 --> 00:28:55,426 You know, that's been done before. 350 00:28:55,509 --> 00:28:56,594 It's about Grace. 351 00:28:56,677 --> 00:28:59,972 Here, come with me. 352 00:29:00,055 --> 00:29:04,351 Look, the sidekicks are usually the more sensitive, smarter, 353 00:29:04,435 --> 00:29:05,769 more compelling characters, 354 00:29:05,853 --> 00:29:08,564 but for some reason, they just get overlooked. 355 00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:10,482 - Action! And I was like, 356 00:29:10,566 --> 00:29:13,360 TV show, the sidekick is the lead. 357 00:29:15,571 --> 00:29:18,324 Cut! Are you fuckin' high? 358 00:29:18,407 --> 00:29:22,536 Yeah, it's about love and friendship. 359 00:29:23,537 --> 00:29:26,665 And about when... 360 00:29:26,749 --> 00:29:29,501 you know, you're younger, everything just feels 361 00:29:29,585 --> 00:29:31,170 so permanent. 362 00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:33,505 But as you get older, everyone drifts away. 363 00:29:42,139 --> 00:29:45,309 So, she just started writing, 364 00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:48,896 and writing, and writing. 365 00:30:03,577 --> 00:30:05,788 Why are you awake at 4 AM? 366 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:08,540 Why are you awake at 4 AM? 367 00:30:24,264 --> 00:30:26,850 Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM 368 00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:29,269 that morning to get ready for school. 369 00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:32,606 She needed to clear her head. 370 00:30:37,778 --> 00:30:41,365 And for those three hours she spent getting ready... 371 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,409 she only thought about one thing. 372 00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:08,517 There was also something refreshing about the amount 373 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,436 of time she was putting into herself. 374 00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,616 Out of sight, out of mind. 375 00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:32,541 She loved the ritual, the attention to detail... 376 00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:37,379 the anxiety and excitement she felt in her stomach. 377 00:31:40,674 --> 00:31:42,760 And even if Nate pretended not to notice her... 378 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:54,563 It was her way of telling him that she was his. 379 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:17,961 Hey. 380 00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:21,173 Hey. 381 00:32:21,256 --> 00:32:23,884 - Wait, why are— why— - Uh, my class is this way. 382 00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:31,266 Anyway, back to where we started. 383 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,392 I'm writing this play, 384 00:32:32,476 --> 00:32:34,478 and I was wondering if I could put it on. 385 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:35,813 Sure. 386 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:42,945 True or dare? 387 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,573 Dare. 388 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,286 Yo, Jules. I dare you to take a piss 389 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,663 in the middle of the street. 390 00:32:52,746 --> 00:32:53,997 All right. 391 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,210 - Sure, yes! 392 00:32:58,293 --> 00:33:00,170 Gender-fuck me, please! 393 00:33:00,254 --> 00:33:01,672 Wow. Jules! 394 00:33:01,755 --> 00:33:04,174 Wow. Okay, all right. 395 00:33:04,258 --> 00:33:06,885 Oh, shit! Ohh. 396 00:33:06,969 --> 00:33:08,762 Oh. Okay, Jules. 397 00:33:08,846 --> 00:33:10,472 - Hey! Car. 398 00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:12,683 - Oh... my god. No, no, no, no, no! 399 00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:14,518 Not on the car. Not on the car. Not on the car. 400 00:33:18,021 --> 00:33:20,524 Hey, look, I, uh, I noticed the way that you've been lookin' at me 401 00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:22,693 you know, past couple days, and I... 402 00:33:22,776 --> 00:33:24,236 I wanted you to know, I too, I'm into scat play, 403 00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:26,405 and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other— 404 00:33:26,488 --> 00:33:28,907 - What the fuck? 405 00:33:28,991 --> 00:33:33,453 - Oh shit, oh shit, oh! 406 00:33:33,537 --> 00:33:36,957 Oh my god. 407 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,792 I'll fuckin' kill you, goddammit! 408 00:33:38,876 --> 00:33:39,960 Fuck! 409 00:33:49,136 --> 00:33:50,971 I really wanna go down on you. 410 00:33:51,054 --> 00:33:53,056 We can't do it here. 411 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:54,224 Please? 412 00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:21,752 If I were a genius, 413 00:34:21,835 --> 00:34:24,546 I'd figure out a way to do drugs for free. 414 00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:36,266 What if I am a genius? 415 00:34:36,350 --> 00:34:39,811 - I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez. Is that so? 416 00:34:41,396 --> 00:34:42,981 It is fuckin' so because 417 00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:45,275 I came up with an amazing fuckin' plan. 418 00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:47,361 And what would that be, Rue? 419 00:34:47,444 --> 00:34:49,529 All right, so 420 00:34:49,613 --> 00:34:51,198 all you would have to do is front me, 421 00:34:51,281 --> 00:34:53,283 like, $5,000 worth of drugs, okay? 422 00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:54,660 - And— Hell the fuck no. 423 00:34:54,743 --> 00:34:55,786 Okay, well, before you say no, 424 00:34:55,869 --> 00:34:57,246 you kind of have to let me finish, right? 425 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,789 Hell the fuck no. 426 00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:00,457 Okay, why do you keep saying that? 427 00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:03,168 I did not like the way that the plan started. 428 00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:05,128 Okay, well, you have to let me finish the fucking plan. 429 00:35:05,212 --> 00:35:06,129 No. - Yes. 430 00:35:06,213 --> 00:35:08,423 - You— - Hell the fuck no, Rue. 431 00:35:10,384 --> 00:35:12,260 Fuck it. I give up. Whatever. 432 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,763 I'll just take my fuckin' business elsewhere. 433 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,390 It's your fuckin' loss, man. 434 00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:22,646 Hell the fuck no. 435 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:24,273 That's a good-ass plan. 436 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,733 Thank you. Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it. 437 00:35:26,817 --> 00:35:30,028 - Why not? - Ego shit, man. 438 00:35:30,112 --> 00:35:31,571 Yo, Lex, what're you doin'? 439 00:35:31,655 --> 00:35:34,116 Oh, just putting up fliers for this play I'm doing. 440 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,450 What play? 441 00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:40,038 The only thing is... 442 00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:44,459 Lexi hadn't told anyone about the play... 443 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:47,254 including Cassie. 444 00:35:47,337 --> 00:35:49,423 I'd actually love for you to read it. 445 00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:51,341 Yeah, for sure. Just, uh, send it to me. 446 00:35:51,425 --> 00:35:53,510 - Hey, Rue-Rue. - Hi, Cass. 447 00:35:56,013 --> 00:35:57,472 Wait, are you in the play? 448 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:00,183 - What play? - Lexi's play. 449 00:36:00,267 --> 00:36:01,643 What do you mean, Lexi's play? 450 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:04,354 Uh, the play that Lexi wrote. 451 00:36:04,438 --> 00:36:05,564 "Oklahoma." 452 00:36:05,647 --> 00:36:07,858 - What? - The play's called "Oklahoma"? 453 00:36:07,941 --> 00:36:10,110 No, the drama club's doing "Oklahoma." 454 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,238 Oh my god. Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"? 455 00:36:13,322 --> 00:36:15,449 Why would your play be set in Oklahoma? 456 00:36:15,532 --> 00:36:17,576 You thought I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 457 00:36:17,659 --> 00:36:20,287 - I haven't read it, so. - Are you making fun of me, 458 00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:22,414 or did you actually think I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 459 00:36:22,497 --> 00:36:25,459 - Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"? I'm not! 460 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:28,587 Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 461 00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:30,213 - Do I? Yes. 462 00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:32,758 Has everyone read "Oklahoma" but me? 463 00:36:32,841 --> 00:36:34,342 "Oklahoma"'s not like a play you read. 464 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,553 - Rue, are you on drugs? - Yes. 465 00:36:36,636 --> 00:36:37,679 - You relapsed? - Wait, what? 466 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:38,930 Oh, I've just— 467 00:36:39,014 --> 00:36:40,932 Nah, I've just been smokin' a little bit of weed. 468 00:36:41,016 --> 00:36:43,268 Wait, I don't understand. If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma," 469 00:36:43,351 --> 00:36:45,228 - then why do you look like that? - Like what? 470 00:36:45,312 --> 00:36:47,731 Like a country music star. - In a good way or a bad way? 471 00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:50,734 - Bitch, you better be joking. - Are you okay, Cass? 472 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,277 No! Yes! Fuck it! 473 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,113 I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me! 474 00:36:55,197 --> 00:36:57,157 And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy, 475 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,492 because I didn't fuck your boyfriend! 476 00:36:58,575 --> 00:37:01,620 You two were broken up for three weeks and three days 477 00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:04,581 before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! 478 00:37:04,664 --> 00:37:07,542 Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right 479 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:10,587 and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care! 480 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:13,507 I have never, ever been happier! 481 00:37:20,013 --> 00:37:21,598 But she didn't say that. 482 00:37:21,681 --> 00:37:23,600 In fact, it was much weirder. 483 00:37:23,683 --> 00:37:25,977 She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now 484 00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:28,063 and didn't say a word. 485 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:31,274 I think being single's really stressing you out. 486 00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:33,276 No, I don't think so. 487 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,820 I hate it. 488 00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:37,030 - Really? - Yeah. 489 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,908 I think Nate really fucked me up. 490 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:42,536 - I said, "Messed me up." 491 00:37:42,619 --> 00:37:45,330 - No, you didn't. - What do you mean? 492 00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:47,499 I keep trying to figure out if I feel worse now 493 00:37:47,582 --> 00:37:50,001 than I did when I was with Nate. 494 00:37:50,085 --> 00:37:51,920 I mean, you were really unhappy. 495 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,297 Like, I remember how the good parts felt. 496 00:37:54,381 --> 00:37:58,093 But when it was bad, was it really that bad? 497 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:02,180 Or am I just telling myself that because I'm lonely and bored? 498 00:38:02,264 --> 00:38:08,436 No, you... you deserve someone who's passionate and loving. 499 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,814 Who yearns for you, and, and can't wait to see you, 500 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,024 who... who you're not gonna fight with, 501 00:38:13,108 --> 00:38:17,904 and just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you. 502 00:38:19,781 --> 00:38:21,116 Yeah... 503 00:38:22,951 --> 00:38:24,703 I don't know. 504 00:38:24,786 --> 00:38:26,163 Do me a favor... 505 00:38:26,246 --> 00:38:29,499 when you get older, don't be an asshole to girls you like. 506 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:31,960 Okay. 507 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,211 Maddy didn't realize that 508 00:38:33,295 --> 00:38:35,338 Cassie was talking about herself... 509 00:38:42,679 --> 00:38:45,473 and her relationship with Nate. 510 00:39:02,532 --> 00:39:04,576 Who she had been fucking every Friday night 511 00:39:04,659 --> 00:39:06,286 for the last three weeks. 512 00:39:12,334 --> 00:39:14,085 I love that I'm your secret... 513 00:39:15,503 --> 00:39:17,047 and I can't tell a soul. 514 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,010 I love how fuckin' sick you are. 515 00:39:37,651 --> 00:39:40,362 What I wouldn't give to be back in high school. 516 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:44,241 Yeah. 517 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:48,286 Yeah. 518 00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:51,122 Meanwhile, Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents. 519 00:39:51,206 --> 00:39:52,958 So, who's my son with? 520 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,293 Oh, she's got the cutest smile, doesn't she? 521 00:39:55,377 --> 00:39:56,544 - Yeah. - Adorable. 522 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,630 Mom, stop. - So, Katherine... 523 00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:00,590 Tell me about yourself. 524 00:40:02,175 --> 00:40:06,096 Uh, 525 00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:07,973 Kat got nervous because she could feel that 526 00:40:08,056 --> 00:40:10,433 there were right answers and wrong answers. 527 00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:14,479 Who am I? Oof. 528 00:40:14,563 --> 00:40:17,565 Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Um... 529 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:22,153 I mean, that's, like, a really big question. 530 00:40:22,237 --> 00:40:24,447 Well, I guess, who am I is a very different question 531 00:40:24,531 --> 00:40:26,616 than tell me about yourself, right? 532 00:40:27,784 --> 00:40:29,536 Uh... 533 00:40:29,619 --> 00:40:35,875 I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just... figure it out myself. 534 00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:37,294 You know, like... 535 00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:42,590 I mean, I guess I just, I... 536 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:44,884 literally, have no idea who I am. 537 00:40:51,641 --> 00:40:54,477 Wow... Wasn't that illuminating. 538 00:40:58,148 --> 00:41:02,569 Kat wanted to crawl into a hole and fucking die. 539 00:41:02,652 --> 00:41:05,030 And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep 540 00:41:05,113 --> 00:41:07,365 since Nate told him about that disc. 541 00:41:08,783 --> 00:41:10,535 You want a water? 542 00:41:14,122 --> 00:41:16,791 And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine... 543 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,669 Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready! 544 00:41:19,753 --> 00:41:21,504 Dad, dinner's ready! 545 00:41:26,426 --> 00:41:28,511 But Cal wasn't raised that way. 546 00:41:34,434 --> 00:41:36,686 He wouldn't go down without a fight. 547 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:52,660 Hi... I'm Rue. Um, good to see you, uh. 548 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:56,539 I would love to present you with a, a business opportunity. 549 00:41:57,874 --> 00:41:58,958 Okay. 550 00:42:00,710 --> 00:42:03,129 - You want some? - Oh, I'm okay. Thank you. 551 00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:08,551 Uh, ever since I, I, I met you at New Year's, 552 00:42:08,635 --> 00:42:12,722 I was, I was thinking, um, that... 553 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:14,474 maybe, you— 554 00:42:15,725 --> 00:42:16,810 um... 555 00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:21,022 um... 556 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:23,566 uh... I'm in high school, right? 557 00:42:23,650 --> 00:42:26,778 Uh, and I have a GPA of 3.95, 558 00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:30,281 and let's say, you know, all my friends Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 559 00:42:30,365 --> 00:42:32,492 also have a GPA over 3.7. 560 00:42:32,575 --> 00:42:34,702 Hmm. And, and, Laurie, these are, these are girls 561 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,540 that you would never expect in a million years to be selling. 562 00:42:39,541 --> 00:42:41,126 Hmm. 563 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:46,089 Look, I'm a dreamer, you know, and, and Steve Jobs is my hero. 564 00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:51,928 And I was just thinking, you know, what if there was a foolproof system to sell... 565 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:57,100 you know, without anyone snitching. 566 00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:59,936 - Hmm. So, let's say... 567 00:43:00,019 --> 00:43:01,396 hypothetically, of course, uh, 568 00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,940 we were able to pay Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 569 00:43:04,023 --> 00:43:05,442 $500 a month to be runners. 570 00:43:05,525 --> 00:43:06,943 Now as collateral, we would upload 571 00:43:07,026 --> 00:43:08,987 - their phones to a cloud that I own. 572 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:12,240 - Why would you want that? - Ah, that's a good question, Laurie. 573 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:13,700 May I? 574 00:43:13,783 --> 00:43:15,160 Uh, well, you see... 575 00:43:15,243 --> 00:43:17,495 even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie have stellar GPAs, 576 00:43:17,579 --> 00:43:19,038 there's also things on their phones 577 00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:20,165 that they don't want the world to know about 578 00:43:20,248 --> 00:43:21,875 because it would probably jeopardize 579 00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:24,544 their ability to get into Yale, Columbia, Harvard, 580 00:43:24,627 --> 00:43:25,879 my top choices, uh. 581 00:43:25,962 --> 00:43:28,423 Plus, uh, if they ever got busted, 582 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:30,675 we're lookin' at 6 to 12 months in juvie. 583 00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:33,970 Intent to sell is a way bigger sentence. 584 00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:37,307 Not if you're under 18. 585 00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:38,808 - Hmm. - Which is nothing to having 586 00:43:38,892 --> 00:43:41,019 your entire life released and ruined on the internet, 587 00:43:41,102 --> 00:43:43,897 so their incentive to snitch is basically reduced to zero. 588 00:43:46,983 --> 00:43:49,360 This is an amazing plan. 589 00:43:50,278 --> 00:43:52,030 You're a genius. 590 00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,658 - Thank you. It's true. 591 00:43:55,742 --> 00:43:58,870 I'll front you a 50k suitcase. 592 00:44:01,289 --> 00:44:03,666 Don't do it. You're too much of a fuck-up. 593 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:07,045 - Maybe we should start smaller. - 10k? 594 00:44:07,128 --> 00:44:08,338 Deal. 595 00:44:08,421 --> 00:44:09,797 That was very mature, Rue. 596 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,050 If you pay each girl a thousand, 597 00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:15,470 you can flip it for 20, and that's 7k profit. 598 00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:20,391 - Three to me. Four to you. - Uh, thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this. 599 00:44:20,475 --> 00:44:23,853 You pay-up and re-up in a month. - Uh, terrific. 600 00:44:23,937 --> 00:44:26,397 Rue, if you screw me, 601 00:44:26,481 --> 00:44:30,527 I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some real sick people. 602 00:44:31,945 --> 00:44:34,531 I always find a way to make my money back. 603 00:44:38,535 --> 00:44:40,787 I'm serious. 604 00:44:42,205 --> 00:44:43,248 Okay. 605 00:45:06,646 --> 00:45:09,440 What the fuck you doin'? 606 00:45:09,524 --> 00:45:12,694 Lexi knew she couldn't mount a play all on her own, 607 00:45:12,777 --> 00:45:14,279 so she enlisted the help of Bobbi 608 00:45:14,362 --> 00:45:16,739 as her stage manager and partner in crime. 609 00:45:16,823 --> 00:45:18,408 They didn't know each other well, 610 00:45:18,491 --> 00:45:21,035 except that they shared a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma." 611 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:25,540 - Bobbi, you okay? - Fuck "Oklahoma." 612 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,961 Are they all here to audition? 613 00:45:30,044 --> 00:45:32,088 Are you all here to audition? 614 00:45:32,171 --> 00:45:33,756 Yes. 615 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,758 They're all here to audition. 616 00:45:35,842 --> 00:45:38,803 Right, yeah, that's, that's what I thought. 617 00:45:38,886 --> 00:45:41,264 Put yourselves into a single-file line. 618 00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:43,433 We'll be with you momentarily. 619 00:45:46,019 --> 00:45:48,771 So first, you come to my fuckin' job 620 00:45:48,855 --> 00:45:52,358 askin' all these weird-ass questions like the feds. 621 00:45:52,442 --> 00:45:54,819 Then I find you out in front of my house. 622 00:45:54,902 --> 00:45:56,446 What the fuck are you doin', man? 623 00:45:56,529 --> 00:45:58,990 You're free to call the cops. 624 00:45:59,073 --> 00:46:01,451 Why the fuck would I do that? 625 00:46:01,534 --> 00:46:05,371 Well, it's either call the cops, let me go or... kill me. 626 00:46:05,455 --> 00:46:08,583 What the fuck, man? What's with your family? 627 00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:10,918 Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes? 628 00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:14,547 You beat up my son. - Yeah, well, he deserved it, man. 629 00:46:14,631 --> 00:46:16,132 He's a fuckin' bitch. 630 00:46:16,215 --> 00:46:18,092 Oh, okay, tough guy. 631 00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:20,470 Ow, fuck! 632 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,556 Why did you do that? 633 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,975 'Cause you're in no position to talk shit. 634 00:46:26,059 --> 00:46:28,186 I'm warning you. You hit me one more— 635 00:46:28,269 --> 00:46:32,231 - Oh, fuck! - Why don't you call the cops? 636 00:46:32,315 --> 00:46:35,151 - The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood— - Mm-hm. 637 00:46:35,234 --> 00:46:38,196 - All right, Ash. Chill out, man. 638 00:46:38,279 --> 00:46:41,658 Fuck! - This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. 639 00:46:41,741 --> 00:46:43,159 Watch. 640 00:46:45,244 --> 00:46:48,122 - Call the cops. - I will. 641 00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:52,251 - Dial, bitch. 642 00:46:52,335 --> 00:46:55,171 If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops. 643 00:46:58,758 --> 00:47:01,678 - Stop, stop, stop. - I'm not fucking stopping. 644 00:47:01,761 --> 00:47:03,763 I'm not stopping. Call the cops. 645 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:12,689 - I told you. - All right, man. I get it. 646 00:47:12,772 --> 00:47:14,941 I know you and your drug addict friend, 647 00:47:15,024 --> 00:47:16,734 that girl. 648 00:47:18,152 --> 00:47:20,571 You're trying to extort my son. 649 00:47:20,655 --> 00:47:24,242 - What? - Because of what I did to her friend. 650 00:47:24,325 --> 00:47:26,411 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 651 00:47:26,494 --> 00:47:29,831 - You know, the blonde. - Who? Jewel? 652 00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:34,252 Look, man, I didn't know she was 17. 653 00:47:37,213 --> 00:47:39,882 You tellin' me you had sex with Jewel? 654 00:47:39,966 --> 00:47:41,300 Who's Jewel? 655 00:47:41,384 --> 00:47:44,554 What the fuck, man? Do I know Jewel? 656 00:47:44,637 --> 00:47:47,765 The fuck are we even talkin' about right now, bro? 657 00:47:47,849 --> 00:47:48,766 Jewel. 658 00:47:49,642 --> 00:47:51,477 Jewel. Jewel... 659 00:47:51,561 --> 00:47:53,563 I just want the disc. 660 00:47:53,646 --> 00:47:57,191 What disc? - Of Jewel and I. 661 00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:59,277 Yo, you recorded that shit? 662 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,448 I didn't know. - You didn't know that you were recording? 663 00:48:03,531 --> 00:48:06,576 - I fucked up. Obviously, man. 664 00:48:06,659 --> 00:48:10,538 Yo, who the fuck even told you I gave a shit about this anyway? 665 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:12,290 My son. 666 00:48:12,373 --> 00:48:14,876 Your son? The one that's in love with Jewel? 667 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,961 Aw, that's cute. 668 00:48:17,044 --> 00:48:19,464 That's not cute, man. What the fuck? 669 00:48:19,547 --> 00:48:21,257 - What? What kind of weird-ass 670 00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:24,385 father-son shit is goin' on around here, bro? 671 00:48:26,846 --> 00:48:29,557 - I'm extremely confused. You're confused. 672 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,726 I'm fuckin' confused, bro. 673 00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:36,022 - Me too. I don't even know what the fuck you're doin' here. 674 00:48:36,105 --> 00:48:38,816 Do you mind if I just leave? 675 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:41,944 I'm not gonna say a word about anything, I swear to God. 676 00:48:42,028 --> 00:48:45,948 Let's just pretend like... none of this ever happened. 677 00:48:48,034 --> 00:48:50,161 Yo, Ash, let me talk to you real quick. 678 00:48:52,997 --> 00:48:56,250 Hi... what's your name? 679 00:48:57,627 --> 00:48:59,003 Cal. 680 00:49:00,588 --> 00:49:02,423 Do you and your son, like— 681 00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:06,803 Do you, like, fuck people together? 682 00:49:06,886 --> 00:49:08,763 Yo, check it out, man. 683 00:49:08,846 --> 00:49:11,349 I'mma let you walk up outta here on one condition. 684 00:49:12,141 --> 00:49:13,935 Anything. 685 00:49:14,018 --> 00:49:17,772 You'll keep your bitch-ass son out of my fuckin' life, 686 00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:19,982 and Rue's and Jewel's, 687 00:49:20,066 --> 00:49:23,027 till the end of fucking time. You understand? 688 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:24,654 I promise. 689 00:49:24,737 --> 00:49:28,908 Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc, man. That's not my problem. 690 00:49:32,453 --> 00:49:35,873 Now get this motherfucker up outta here, Ash. 691 00:50:08,656 --> 00:50:11,117 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's, like, 692 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,536 something you're not telling me. 693 00:50:14,704 --> 00:50:16,080 I don't know. 694 00:50:17,498 --> 00:50:19,083 Like, why don't I trust you? 695 00:50:21,168 --> 00:50:22,587 Is it the face tats? 696 00:50:22,670 --> 00:50:27,049 No, No, it's not the face tats. 697 00:50:27,133 --> 00:50:28,593 Okay, what is it? 698 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:37,935 These are the kind of things... that can cause you to relapse. 699 00:50:38,019 --> 00:50:41,439 This is not easy, but I'm very proud 700 00:50:41,522 --> 00:50:46,277 of each and every one of you for trying to take this on. 701 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,656 Work this program. It will work if you work it. 702 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,828 Do you have a crush on Rue? 703 00:50:58,873 --> 00:51:00,124 I do. 704 00:51:06,172 --> 00:51:08,841 I was a little bit ashamed of myself 705 00:51:08,925 --> 00:51:11,761 that I didn't wanna be around other people 706 00:51:11,844 --> 00:51:16,015 with this awful, awful habit. 707 00:51:16,098 --> 00:51:19,226 Because it's no future in addiction. 708 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,103 I don't care what they tell you. 709 00:51:21,187 --> 00:51:24,398 Addiction will take you out. 710 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:27,526 I feel like Rue doesn't want to fuck me. 711 00:51:28,945 --> 00:51:30,529 Why don't you think so? 712 00:51:31,739 --> 00:51:33,658 She seems like... 713 00:51:33,741 --> 00:51:36,911 gay... or asexual, you know? 714 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:40,206 Like she's not really interested... in sex. 715 00:51:40,289 --> 00:51:41,916 That's not true. 716 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:43,918 Really? 717 00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:45,628 No, that's not true at all. 718 00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:47,838 You think Rue's, like, a sexual person? 719 00:51:47,922 --> 00:51:50,800 I mean, at times, yeah. 720 00:51:50,883 --> 00:51:52,093 Yeah, you're full of shit. 721 00:51:52,176 --> 00:51:53,719 It's true! 722 00:51:53,803 --> 00:51:55,721 I feel like you've fucked way too many people 723 00:51:55,805 --> 00:51:56,973 to look me in the face, 724 00:51:57,056 --> 00:51:58,432 and lie to me and say she's some 725 00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:00,476 sexual force of nature. 726 00:52:03,145 --> 00:52:07,775 Fine. No, she's not, like, the most sexual person ever. 727 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:10,444 Then how does that work? 728 00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:13,447 - What do you mean? - 'Cause you're, like, a sexual person? 729 00:52:13,531 --> 00:52:16,283 Not all the time, but sometimes. 730 00:52:21,956 --> 00:52:26,043 Fine... No, okay, she's not a sexual person. 731 00:52:26,127 --> 00:52:27,586 Or, like, maybe, she is a bit. 732 00:52:27,670 --> 00:52:29,755 I just haven't seen that side yet. 733 00:52:31,257 --> 00:52:33,843 I wouldn't blame yourself. 734 00:52:33,926 --> 00:52:35,845 - I'm not. - I'm just saying it's, like, 735 00:52:35,928 --> 00:52:38,514 easy to take that kind of stuff personally. 736 00:52:38,597 --> 00:52:41,183 Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now? 737 00:52:41,267 --> 00:52:43,728 - I'm being sweet right now. How is that sweet? 738 00:52:43,811 --> 00:52:47,732 'Cause you're very fuckin' fuckable. 739 00:52:47,815 --> 00:52:51,152 - Why? I mean, you're fascinating, right? 740 00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:53,738 'Cause you're creative and you're smart, 741 00:52:53,821 --> 00:52:55,614 and you're kind of fucked up. 742 00:52:55,698 --> 00:52:59,368 But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like... 743 00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,579 kind of clumsy but you're very much a whore, 744 00:53:01,662 --> 00:53:03,998 intentionally, which is great. 745 00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:07,168 You know, you're like extroverted and weird, 746 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:09,920 but also introverted and shy... 747 00:53:10,004 --> 00:53:12,465 and your art is amazing. 748 00:53:12,548 --> 00:53:14,884 They should hang it up at fuckin' MoMA. 749 00:53:14,967 --> 00:53:16,886 But on like a more superficial note, 750 00:53:16,969 --> 00:53:18,554 you have great tits. 751 00:53:18,637 --> 00:53:21,515 And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut... 752 00:53:22,391 --> 00:53:23,642 which is hot. 753 00:53:26,562 --> 00:53:27,855 Give me that. 754 00:53:32,651 --> 00:53:34,820 But I'm sure Rue told you all that. 755 00:53:36,989 --> 00:53:38,574 You guys are in love, right? 756 00:53:43,704 --> 00:53:44,914 Shut up. 757 00:53:53,089 --> 00:53:58,385 So, Rue, the $64,000 question is... 758 00:53:58,469 --> 00:54:01,388 what's in the suitcase? 759 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:04,391 - School books. - Ah, is that why you're in that getup? 760 00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:06,435 You became an honors student. 761 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:08,354 - I'm not in the mood for a lecture. - Lecture? 762 00:54:08,437 --> 00:54:11,774 - I... like to think we have conversations. Yeah, I'm sure you do. 763 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:14,401 Okay, what? Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'? 764 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:15,861 - What's wrong with you? - Look, I'm— Man, 765 00:54:15,945 --> 00:54:17,613 I'm not tryin' to hear a fuckin' lecture, okay, 766 00:54:17,696 --> 00:54:20,866 about how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs, 767 00:54:20,950 --> 00:54:23,327 or believed in God, or Allah, or whatever the fuck. 768 00:54:23,410 --> 00:54:25,079 Okay, well, you're the one lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness. 769 00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:28,124 I just don't think that there's, uh, Bibles in that suitcase. 770 00:54:28,207 --> 00:54:31,752 - Shut the fuck up, man. - Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me? 771 00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:32,837 Shut the fuck up? 772 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,172 Don't play that shit with me. 773 00:54:35,256 --> 00:54:36,841 I've always accepted you for who you are: 774 00:54:36,924 --> 00:54:38,843 the good, the bad, and the ugly. 775 00:54:38,926 --> 00:54:40,928 Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I'm not some parent 776 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,096 you can just treat like shit. 777 00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:43,430 Yeah, well, good thing nobody's really 778 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,975 lookin' to you to be a fuckin' parent. 779 00:54:46,058 --> 00:54:48,185 Yo! Excuse me? 780 00:54:50,229 --> 00:54:51,564 Excuse me? 781 00:54:54,483 --> 00:54:57,278 When I sit across from you and tell you somethin' about my life, 782 00:54:57,361 --> 00:54:59,321 you don't get to use that shit against me. 783 00:54:59,405 --> 00:55:02,032 You cross that line again, we're done. 784 00:55:02,116 --> 00:55:04,034 You talk back right now, we're done. 785 00:55:04,118 --> 00:55:06,203 One more fuckin' disrespectful word outta your mouth, 786 00:55:06,287 --> 00:55:07,830 and we're done. You hear me? 787 00:55:08,956 --> 00:55:10,749 Hey! You hear me? 788 00:55:13,502 --> 00:55:15,171 Or what, Ali? 789 00:55:15,254 --> 00:55:17,339 You gonna hit me? 790 00:56:02,134 --> 00:56:04,595 And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first. 791 00:56:18,859 --> 00:56:20,361 Where are you headed? 792 00:56:21,278 --> 00:56:22,738 To meet a friend. 793 00:56:24,031 --> 00:56:25,616 I know, Mom. I know. 794 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,413 Are those my clothes? 795 00:56:31,497 --> 00:56:35,542 Yeah. I was auditioning for Lexi's play. 796 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:37,962 - What play? - "Oklahoma." 797 00:56:43,926 --> 00:56:47,304 Yeah... Oh, she's doin' really good. 798 00:56:47,388 --> 00:56:49,098 Yeah, I'm proud of her. 799 00:57:08,909 --> 00:57:10,619 Ready to go to bed? Mm-hm. 800 00:57:10,703 --> 00:57:12,454 Okay. Good night, little man. 801 00:57:14,039 --> 00:57:15,541 Sweet dreams. 802 00:57:17,710 --> 00:57:20,754 I got the part! - What part? 803 00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:22,423 In Lexi's play. 804 00:57:24,758 --> 00:57:25,926 Cool.