1 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:09,750 May I? 2 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:13,250 So good. 3 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:01,041 Yes. Okay. 4 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:18,416 Sit. 5 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,083 Sit. 6 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,291 Sit. Sit. 7 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,250 Is that a good place for you? 8 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,958 Aah! 9 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:54,541 It's okay. 10 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,375 Come. 11 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,392 What is that? 12 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:31,708 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 13 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:34,541 inside a kindling-cabin for old Abe Lincoln. 14 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:57,583 Before the war, 15 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:01,708 people joked about cockroaches surviving a nuclear blast. 16 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,375 But they didn't merely survive. 17 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:10,041 They improved. 18 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:16,083 Enlarged thorax to ward off attack. 19 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,625 Extended antennae in order to hunt in packs. 20 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:24,541 Incisors to help ingest larger prey. 21 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Such as yourself. 22 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,291 You should know better than to light a fire after dark. 23 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,625 Sir, I'm looking for my father. 24 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,583 He was, uh, kidnapped by this woman named Moldaver. 25 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,250 - Have you seen her? - Listen, 26 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,583 you need to go home, miss. 27 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:52,708 Vault dwellers are an endangered species here. 28 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,500 You come from a world of rules, of laws. 29 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:58,708 This place is indifferent to all of that. 30 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,916 I do not think you would be willing to do 31 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,458 what it takes to survive up here. 32 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,750 I'm not going back without my dad. 33 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,875 If you insist on staying, 34 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:22,375 then you will have to adapt. 35 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:28,041 Question is will you still want the same things... 36 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,500 when you have become 37 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,750 a different animal altogether? 38 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,458 Four, come. 39 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:45,958 Who are you? 40 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,791 My lord Titus. 41 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,583 I see you went with the tempered lining. 42 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,500 On the T-60. 43 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,750 Does that-that help with mobility? 44 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,333 Clean that. 45 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,791 Set us down. 46 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:45,791 I'm bored and I want to shoot something. 47 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,291 No, my lord, we were assigned to search a town called Filly. 48 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,666 We're still miles from... 49 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,041 Oh, God. Oh... 50 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,125 Oh! 51 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,791 Fuck. 52 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,250 Look, my lord. 53 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,041 They were here. A man. 54 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,583 And a dog. 55 00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:52,416 The target. 56 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,541 Yes, they were... 57 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:57,875 Fuck. 58 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,875 Go see if the target's in there. 59 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:51,250 But-but, my l-my lord, I-I don't have armor. 60 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,041 You earn the suit through acts of bravery. 61 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:57,333 This is an act of bravery. 62 00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,125 But-but my lord, I... 63 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,041 An order, my squire. 64 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,166 Move. 65 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,916 See anything? 66 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,041 What's the problem, dipshit? 67 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:40,708 Oh, fuck! 68 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,833 Oh, fuck. Bear! 69 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,500 Holy shit. 70 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:12,000 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 71 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,333 Oh, fuck! 72 00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:14,750 No, no, no, no! 73 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,416 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 74 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,333 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 75 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,833 No! 76 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,833 Whoa! Help! 77 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,166 Oh! Help! 78 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,750 Help me! 79 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,208 Oh! Shoot it! 80 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,083 Shoot it! 81 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,208 Shoot it! 82 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,000 Fuck. Fuck. 83 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,791 Help. 84 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,208 Get this fucking thing off me. 85 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,458 Help. 86 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,541 Help me. 87 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,916 Oh, fuck. 88 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,916 Oh, fuck. 89 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,541 Fuck. Fuck this sh... 90 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,166 Fuck! 91 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,041 Where were you? 92 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,958 Huh? 93 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,958 This fucking place. 94 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,291 There's always something 95 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,041 to ruin your fuckin' day. 96 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,208 This wasteland fucking sucks. 97 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:45,333 The clerics, too. With their bullshit. 98 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,708 Sending me on stupid missions 99 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:51,000 for remnants that turn out to be... 100 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,250 a fucking toaster oven. 101 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,583 You know what you could do with a fucking toaster oven? 102 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:02,625 Do you have any idea? 103 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:05,875 Get me a stimpak. 104 00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,500 What the fuck are you doing, man? 105 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,125 Can you get me a fucking stimpak 106 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,875 instead of just standing there? 107 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:15,416 I'm asking you for a stimpak 108 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,916 and you're looking at me... 109 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,750 you're looking at me like you don't know what the fuck to do. 110 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,125 I got a two-ton 111 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,291 irradiated bear on my back, 112 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,041 and you're standing there... 113 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,666 You stupid motherfucker, 114 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,666 you know this is all your fault. 115 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,625 You know what they do to squires 116 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,166 that don't do their fucking job? 117 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,625 They string you up... 118 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,125 Maximus, by your, uh, lungs, 119 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,750 and they, uh, they hang you... 120 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,166 and let the vultures come get you. 121 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,500 That's what they're gonna do to you. 122 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:06,291 You got to be the worst fuckin' squire there is. 123 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,041 This is all your fault. 124 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,541 You dumb motherfucker, you. 125 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,625 Get me a stimpak. 126 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,375 Get me a stimpak! 127 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,791 I can't breathe. 128 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,791 It is a knight's duty 129 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,333 to better this fallen world. 130 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:41,958 You don't deserve that armor. 131 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:46,500 Oh, you think you do? 132 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,375 You fuck. 133 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:03,125 They'll kill you for this. You... 134 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:05,750 Not if I bring back the target. 135 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,625 You... 136 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,958 Work, damn you! 137 00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,666 Hi, hello! Excuse me. 138 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,166 Excuse me! 139 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,041 Hi! 140 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,625 May I approach? 141 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,458 I ain't got weapons. 142 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:43,500 - Oh... - Or money. 143 00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:47,125 It's okay, I just want to ask you for directions. 144 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,708 Okay. 145 00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:06,125 Sorry. 146 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,208 I'm-I'm a little lost. 147 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:14,208 Hi. 148 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:17,125 What's that you're working on? 149 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:19,625 It's meant to be a water filter. 150 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:23,208 No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand. 151 00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:26,375 Well, h... have you tried water 152 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:27,833 for the water filter? 153 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,750 You got water? 154 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,958 Oh, uh, would you like a sip? 155 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:40,375 Here. 156 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,916 Uh... sorry. Uh, s-sir, 157 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,875 I actually... I might... 158 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,625 I need that. 159 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,750 Yeah, me too. 160 00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:58,333 Thank you. 161 00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:02,041 Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water, you drink it. 162 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,500 Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it. 163 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:06,583 Much as you can, anyway. 164 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,666 Right. 165 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,666 Uh, you haven't happened to have seen 166 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,916 a group pass by with a prisoner, did you? 167 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,291 No. 168 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,791 You headed to Filly? 169 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:20,500 W-What's Filly? 170 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,750 A town. 171 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,541 It's over that hill. 172 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,708 Never been, myself. 173 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:30,333 You've never been over that hill? 174 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:32,791 Nah. It's too dangerous. 175 00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:36,791 People get killed in Filly all the time. 176 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:39,041 That's where my daddy got killed, anyway. 177 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,708 Couple brothers, too. 178 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,166 Had a aunt as well. 179 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,916 She got killed there once. 180 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,583 I'm sorry to hear that. 181 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,666 Oh, thank you. 182 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,166 Sounds dangerous. 183 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:56,208 Or you just stay here. 184 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:58,458 Live with me. 185 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:01,500 Could use a family. It helps with all the work. 186 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,250 Uh... 187 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,666 I-I'm okay, but, uh, 188 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,625 thank you so much for the advice. 189 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:13,208 - I'm real sick. Think I'm dying. - Oh... 190 00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:15,500 You wouldn't have to put up with me for too long. 191 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:19,250 This could all be yours! 192 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,000 I'm okay. 193 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,208 Uh, thank you. 194 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:26,916 You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun. 195 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,041 Oh, it was really no problem. 196 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,916 Bye! 197 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,958 - Yes! - ♪ It's a man... 198 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:12,166 Fuck yeah! 199 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:29,083 I was doing nothing wrong! 200 00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:33,541 - No! - That's right. 201 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:38,083 No, stop hitting me! 202 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,458 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you son of a bitch. 203 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,750 You fucking hear me? 204 00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:44,875 Unhand me, you fascist! No! 205 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,476 - I'm gonna fucking murder you. - No! 206 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,291 I'm gonna throttle your fuckin' ass! 207 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:50,559 - Unhand him. - That's gonna be it. 208 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,708 This is the end of your fuckin' days... 209 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:54,875 I said unhand him. 210 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,666 Oh. Oh... 211 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,750 Ooh. Ooh. 212 00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,625 Oh. Oh. 213 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,750 Oh! Oh! 214 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,916 How the tables turn! 215 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,166 Thank you, Mr. Metal Man. 216 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,000 Much obliged to you. 217 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,541 And as for you, you stupid rube... 218 00:29:15,625 --> 00:29:17,875 not the first time I've been persecuted 219 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,541 for my scientific curiosity. 220 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,708 Ah. 221 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:26,291 Have a really bad day, sir. Toodles. 222 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:30,833 You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. 223 00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:32,125 You should be commended. 224 00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:36,583 Oh! 225 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,333 I'm sorry, okay? 226 00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,250 Don't-don't murder me. 227 00:29:48,916 --> 00:29:50,708 It's just... 228 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,916 The guy was fucking my chickens. 229 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,333 Okay. 230 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,458 On your way, citizen. 231 00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:58,875 Mm. 232 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,333 Hello there. 233 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,541 My name is... 234 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,291 Everything you need to get by in the Wasteland. 235 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,416 We got genuine, undiluted... 236 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:37,226 - Excuse me. - This a good one, this a good one. 237 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,958 - This'll keep 'em away. - No, thank you. 238 00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,500 Dog meat! 239 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:43,375 Fresh iguana. 240 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:44,916 Can I interest you in some iguana? 241 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,625 Oh, uh... I'm okay, thank you. 242 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:50,875 Um, have you seen this man? 243 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:53,916 Dog meat! 244 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,583 Oh, uh, I'm okay, thank you. 245 00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:06,541 Goddamn maggot! 246 00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,375 Oh, sorry. 247 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:57,125 Uh... hi there. 248 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:04,625 I noticed that you have an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment. 249 00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,541 Uh-huh. 250 00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:11,791 And, uh, well, because these items 251 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,083 technically belong to Vault-Tec... 252 00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:18,125 it would be safe to assume that you do business with criminals. 253 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,500 Not judging you. 254 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:24,500 Don't imagine there's that many other options up here. 255 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:28,375 But I'm actually looking for one criminal in particular. 256 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:31,000 Holy shit. 257 00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:33,791 You're an actual vault dweller. 258 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:36,500 I am. 259 00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:43,208 I thought all you sardine-fucking dipshits were dead. Barv! 260 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,833 - Get in here. You got to see this. - Um, 261 00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:49,125 ma'am, the raider I'm looking for is about five-foot-nine. 262 00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:50,291 Barv. 263 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:52,500 - A woman in her 50s, I think. - Barv! 264 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:55,791 - Goes by the name of Moldaver. - Barv, get in here. You... 265 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:03,916 - Get back to your fucking room, Barv. - Eh. 266 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:08,833 I take it you know who she is. 267 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:12,958 Everyone knows who Moldaver is. 268 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,250 Get out of here, vault dweller. 269 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:20,333 Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault, 270 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,708 took my dad, and-and killed... 271 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:26,041 And I'm telling you you're gonna go through a whole lot worse 272 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,916 if you stay around here. Trust me. 273 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,750 I can tell by looking at you. 274 00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,791 Clean hair. 275 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,541 Nice teeth. Mm. 276 00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:38,750 And all ten fingers. 277 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,875 Must be nice. 278 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,875 Well, I know that it can't have been easy for you up here, 279 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:49,250 what with all the murder and-and the dirt. 280 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:54,291 But the mission of the vaults should be important to everyone. 281 00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,833 And why is that? 282 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,375 Well, uh... 283 00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:06,291 Well, you see, the idea is, um... 284 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,833 that... 285 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,375 we're going to... 286 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:11,666 save America. 287 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,333 Ah! 288 00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:18,666 And when exactly were you planning on saving America? 289 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:23,125 The vaults were nothing more 290 00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:27,000 than a hole in the ground for rich folks to hide in 291 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,791 while the rest of the world burned. 292 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:38,666 We vault dwellers recognize, 293 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:42,041 uh, and are grateful for the privileged position we were born into, 294 00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:45,750 - and... - You know what folks up here 295 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:47,875 say about the vaults? 296 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,416 What? 297 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,625 Fuck the vaults. 298 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,125 Mm-mm. 299 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:07,625 Okay, well, uh... 300 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,333 Thank you for your help, ma'am. 301 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:47,000 Okay, you can go in. Go on. 302 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,791 Go. 303 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,791 You again, miss. 304 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:04,250 Really think you should go home. You are not safe here. 305 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:08,791 That's what people keep telling me. 306 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:11,666 No one understands my situation. 307 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,666 You come from Vault 33. 308 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:18,541 Your primary crop is corn. 309 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,041 You have a Telesonic projector in your farm. 310 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:25,000 It loops images of the Nebraskan countryside. 311 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:27,458 You've been brought up in a meritocracy, 312 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:30,791 where people pride themselves on doing the right thing. 313 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,416 I think I know enough to know 314 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,875 you need to go home. 315 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,291 Who are you? 316 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:43,708 - And how do you know so much... - Hey. 317 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,625 You Wilzig? 318 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:48,416 Let's get you inside. 319 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,625 I told you to get the fuck out of here. 320 00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:53,791 Wilzig. 321 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,583 Now, you wouldn't happen to be a doctor, would you? 322 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:29,166 'Cause I happen to be looking for one. 323 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:32,875 You know your kind ain't welcome here. 324 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,416 Well, maybe not. 325 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,833 But I'm gonna make myself welcome. 326 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:44,000 Now, last night a bounty came in through all six agencies. 327 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,208 A hefty price 328 00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:49,375 on the head of a man that fits the description 329 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:52,250 of that fella right there. 330 00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,375 Now, I may not know much, 331 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:04,708 but I do know a bidding war when I see one. 332 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,625 Maybe. 333 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:10,208 But I've been paid a whole lot of caps 334 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:13,375 to provide this man safe transport out of Filly. 335 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:16,666 Aah! 336 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,208 Change of plans, I guess. 337 00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:26,083 I got a thousand bottle caps 338 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:28,791 for whoever kills that fucker! 339 00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:33,083 But you don't get shit if I kill him first. 340 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:36,208 Damn, y'all done got me working up a appetite. 341 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,250 Well, I'd offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, 342 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,666 but you got a hole in your neck. 343 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,083 Mm. 344 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,916 Come on. 345 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:10,625 Ow! Aah! 346 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:18,333 For the tomatoes. 347 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:24,083 Wilzig. 348 00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:48,125 No! No, please. 349 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,666 Wilzig. 350 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:29,791 I'm going to have to ask you to leave him alone. 351 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,625 Now, I acknowledge that I'm unfamiliar 352 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,333 with your circumstances. 353 00:44:34,416 --> 00:44:37,833 But, at first glance, your treatment of this man appears unfair, 354 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:39,791 and I'm obliged to intervene. 355 00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:41,583 Huh. 356 00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:43,875 Now, if your instinct is to harm me, 357 00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:46,500 as a person simply trying to deescalate a conflict, 358 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,226 then I'll have to assume, of the two of you, 359 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,833 you are likely the primary aggressor. 360 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:51,833 In which case, 361 00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:55,541 I think everyone in this town would agree that force is justified. 362 00:44:56,625 --> 00:45:00,833 Unless you willingly stand down now. 363 00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:05,000 Fucking vault dwellers. Geez. 364 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:07,250 Huh. 365 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:15,583 Well, now, that is a very small drop 366 00:45:15,666 --> 00:45:19,208 in a very, very large bucket of drugs. 367 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,517 She said stand down, Ghoul. 368 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:49,041 Knight Titus of the Brotherhood of Steel. Stand down 369 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:52,041 or be cut down. 370 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:55,541 You got to be fucking kidding me. 371 00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:09,125 Ah... 372 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:17,875 Hi. 373 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:28,250 Listen, that man is important. I've been sent here to find him. 374 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:30,642 Get him inside and keep him there until I've dealt with the Ghoul. 375 00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:34,166 Okay. Thank you. 376 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,083 Yeah. 377 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:16,125 Come on. 378 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,500 Oh... 379 00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:29,916 Eh. 380 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,166 Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard 381 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:36,625 to walk upstairs when you're wearing a 12-piece cast-iron skillet set. 382 00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,375 Gonna need a new foot, Barv! 383 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:46,750 Trying to eat my beans, but okay. 384 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:49,041 Aah! Aah! 385 00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,833 God, God, God, God, God, God, God... 386 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:55,333 I can still make this trip. 387 00:47:55,416 --> 00:47:57,559 You'll be lucky if you can make it to fucking breakfast. 388 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,458 The foot, Barv! 389 00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:01,916 I'm looking for the foot. 390 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,541 We got a whole crate under the box with the defibrillators. 391 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,958 You keep moving things around without telling me. 392 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:10,375 I don't mean to interrupt, but... 393 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:12,583 was that a knight? 394 00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:14,583 Barv! 395 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:19,916 Wasn't under the defibrillators. Just saying. 396 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,333 I'm sorry for yelling. Been shot in the leg. 397 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:27,458 Aw, eh, you'd yell at me either way. 398 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:33,708 Uh... 399 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,500 Holy moly. 400 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:47,041 She can take me. 401 00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:53,541 If you think this little thing can haul your 402 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:55,250 limping ass across the Wasteland, 403 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:58,208 you may not be as smart as people say you are. 404 00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:00,750 Do you have anyone else you can trust in this town? 405 00:49:03,458 --> 00:49:04,958 Shit. 406 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:08,083 Hey, daddy's girl. 407 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:13,083 I need you to take this man here to my client. 408 00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:17,000 Oh, uh, thank you, uh, but 409 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,708 I'm really only here to find my dad. Uh... 410 00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:23,541 Besides, no offense, but you're in no condition to travel. 411 00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:27,708 My client goes by the name of Lee Moldaver. 412 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:35,166 Now, you ain't getting near Moldaver 413 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:36,791 without something to bargain with, 414 00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:39,750 and delivering this guy right here 415 00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:41,250 is your best option. 416 00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:45,392 Well, what does Moldaver want with you? I mean, 417 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,166 she steals dads! 418 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,875 Do you want your dad back or not, kid? 419 00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:54,125 - Uh... - Huh? 420 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:55,291 I... 421 00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:59,625 Gosh damn it, okay! Uh... 422 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:02,125 Now, here. This is where 423 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:04,291 you're gonna find Moldaver. 424 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:07,708 She and her kind hole up across the Shithole. 425 00:50:07,791 --> 00:50:09,208 What's the Shithole? 426 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:12,166 Uh, well, just-just get to the coordinates. 427 00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:15,750 You know, rads move pretty quick in and out through there, 428 00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:19,708 so you're gonna need to move fast if you want to keep your skins. 429 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,541 All right. I can do this. 430 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:24,250 Yes. You can do this, sure, you can. You are 431 00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:26,059 - a vault dweller, true to your word. - Mm-hmm. 432 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,000 This really... 433 00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:30,083 this could... 434 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:31,583 may-maybe work. 435 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:33,083 You really mean that? 436 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:34,666 Go. 437 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,916 Go! Get out the back. Hurry! 438 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:41,083 Oh! 439 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:46,375 Goddamn, that hurt. 440 00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,666 Oh, shit. Uh... 441 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:30,083 Well, I guess basic training ain't what it used to be. 442 00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:32,458 'Cause you drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart. 443 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:40,916 Rule number one: 444 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,833 read the manual. 445 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,166 Whoa, whoa... 446 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,083 No, no, no! 447 00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,791 Oh, no! 448 00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:28,875 Aah! 449 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,166 Serums to energize. 450 00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:36,083 Serums to invigorate. 451 00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:40,041 Serums to heal your feet. 452 00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:48,250 Serums for pain. 453 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,500 Foot-healing serums! 454 00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:54,250 Serums that will make you grow an entire new foot. 455 00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:55,833 Maybe. 456 00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:00,916 Huh. 457 00:55:58,708 --> 00:56:00,208 This will have to do. 458 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,458 It says here we have about 20 miles 459 00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:11,500 left to go. How's your new...? Oh. 460 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:14,541 Oh, golly. 461 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:17,125 Holy moly. 462 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:27,166 I'm not going to make it. 463 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:33,916 Listen, I don't know who you are 464 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,958 or how you know the things that you do, 465 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:40,416 but you are going to get across that wasteland. 466 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,500 And we're gonna do it together. 467 00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:44,333 Okay? 468 00:56:44,416 --> 00:56:46,625 That's a promise. 469 00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:49,666 No, you see, I've just taken a cyanide pill. 470 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,375 What? 471 00:56:53,458 --> 00:56:55,416 Vault-Tec Plan D. 472 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:58,208 It was the most humane product that Vault-Tec ever made. 473 00:56:58,291 --> 00:57:00,333 It was quick, painless. 474 00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:02,625 T-Tasted like banana. I... 475 00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:05,500 I was surprised it wasn't more popular. 476 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:11,291 People are going to come after you. 477 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,375 You'll need to move quickly. 478 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:18,583 You can change the future 479 00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:21,875 if you can bring me to Moldaver. 480 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,750 But how am I gonna bring you if you're... 481 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,916 No, not-not my whole body. 482 00:57:31,541 --> 00:57:32,750 Just my head. 483 00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:35,250 - Here. - Pardon? 484 00:57:46,791 --> 00:57:48,458 I took the pill 485 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:51,958 so that it would be less taxing for you to go through with it. 486 00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:55,000 It'll be easier if you carry my head 487 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,958 instead of dragging my whole body. 488 00:57:58,041 --> 00:57:59,666 You... 489 00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:03,333 You're asking me to... just... 490 00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:06,791 Please. I'm begging you. 491 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:09,791 And this is the only way to get your dad back. 492 00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:12,833 I knew I could trust you. 493 00:58:12,916 --> 00:58:15,875 You are a vault dweller. 494 00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:18,250 But if you're going to survive up here... 495 00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:21,958 you need to start acting like a surface dweller. 496 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,416 Okay... Ms. MacLean? 497 00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:29,083 How do you know my name? 498 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:33,708 Sir? 499 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,750 Sir... 500 00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,291 Okey dokey.