1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,135 I cannot wait 2 00:00:12,218 --> 00:00:14,885 to see the look on everyone's faces when they see us 3 00:00:14,968 --> 00:00:16,635 return with the target. 4 00:00:18,093 --> 00:00:19,385 Maximus. 5 00:00:22,968 --> 00:00:25,801 This stinky old head's mine now! 6 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:28,885 You don't think it's weird that we always elect an overseer from Vault 31? 7 00:00:28,968 --> 00:00:31,843 Some of us will be moving into Vault 32 8 00:00:31,926 --> 00:00:33,926 to start anew. 9 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:35,885 They killed my husband. 10 00:00:35,926 --> 00:00:39,010 If your father were here, he... he'd do the right thing. 11 00:00:39,093 --> 00:00:42,093 I'm telling you, radicalism is sweeping through Hollywood. 12 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,718 You should come to a meeting. 13 00:00:43,801 --> 00:00:46,135 You should learn the truth about where your wife works. 14 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:47,426 Mr. Howard? 15 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:49,468 I'm a big fan. 16 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:53,593 Welcome to Vault 4. Stay out of Level 12. 17 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:56,763 Where do you guys get your power from? 18 00:00:56,801 --> 00:00:58,801 I see you've found our fusion core. 19 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,801 Sandra, we're home. 20 00:02:52,176 --> 00:02:53,385 Sandra? 21 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:16,301 Thank you, darling. 22 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,635 Oh, wait. 23 00:03:20,718 --> 00:03:22,926 You thought...? 24 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:30,551 Come on, now. 25 00:03:30,635 --> 00:03:33,260 Sandra, wait outside. 26 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,551 Lead farming, huh? 27 00:03:40,635 --> 00:03:45,593 Why, hell, I probably still got some of your lead in me somewhere. 28 00:03:47,218 --> 00:03:50,051 But today... 29 00:03:52,051 --> 00:03:53,843 I'm just looking for information. 30 00:03:53,926 --> 00:03:56,301 I'll tell you anything, 31 00:03:56,385 --> 00:03:58,968 as long as you leave us in peace. 32 00:03:59,051 --> 00:04:02,885 Say, am I out of date, 33 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:05,385 or did I hear you had three kids? 34 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:11,010 I had an older son, but he's gone. 35 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:14,760 He took up with that madwoman in the hills two years ago. 36 00:04:14,843 --> 00:04:16,968 We haven't heard from him since. 37 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:19,010 Hmm. 38 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,926 There's always some new little faction, ain't there? 39 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:27,176 Brand-new team of believers with their own dumb-ass ideas 40 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,843 about how they gonna save the world. 41 00:04:30,926 --> 00:04:35,760 What did you say the name of your eldest was? 42 00:04:37,926 --> 00:04:39,343 Was it Roofus? 43 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:44,551 - I didn't say... - That must make you Tommy. 44 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:49,593 What did you do? 45 00:04:49,676 --> 00:04:52,176 - What is that envelope? - Well, you see, daddy-o... 46 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:54,676 now, from what I can tell... 47 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,635 Old Roofus got Tommy here mixed up with that madwoman, too. 48 00:04:58,718 --> 00:05:00,260 Now, according to this, 49 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:04,301 Roofus sent Tommy a stash of caps to pay a courier 50 00:05:04,385 --> 00:05:09,385 for "the safe transport of an Enclave defector" 51 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:13,510 to that very same madwoman in the hills. 52 00:05:13,593 --> 00:05:15,718 Moldaver. 53 00:05:15,801 --> 00:05:18,135 But my problem is, 54 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:21,343 by the time I got this letter off your brother, 55 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:24,010 it was a little bit hard to read. 56 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,635 For some reason, I just can't make out her location. 57 00:05:29,718 --> 00:05:32,218 Now, you give me that location, 58 00:05:32,301 --> 00:05:34,926 and I'll be on my way. 59 00:05:37,135 --> 00:05:38,843 I'm sorry. 60 00:05:38,926 --> 00:05:40,551 Tell him, son. 61 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,010 Just tell him. 62 00:05:44,051 --> 00:05:45,902 I didn't want to spend my life digging through dirt. 63 00:05:45,926 --> 00:05:48,093 I want to build something, and we have the chance... 64 00:05:48,176 --> 00:05:49,569 Tell him what he wants to know! 65 00:05:49,593 --> 00:05:51,135 Or else he's gonna kill us all! 66 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:54,218 Including your little sister. 67 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,760 Huh. 68 00:06:06,176 --> 00:06:08,135 She's... 69 00:06:08,218 --> 00:06:10,260 she's at the Observatory. 70 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:16,760 Now, please, leave us. 71 00:06:22,176 --> 00:06:24,468 So, what you think, Tommy? 72 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,194 Am I really walking out of here today, or are you gonna try and draw on me 73 00:06:27,218 --> 00:06:29,843 for what I did to your big brother? 74 00:06:32,385 --> 00:06:35,593 - He won't. - Maybe not today, 75 00:06:35,676 --> 00:06:38,551 but maybe someday. 76 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:48,885 Tommy! 77 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,968 What is it about California, 78 00:07:29,051 --> 00:07:31,968 that we all came to this place? 79 00:07:37,926 --> 00:07:40,468 Maybe it's the sunshine. 80 00:07:40,551 --> 00:07:43,135 Maybe it's the friendly people. 81 00:07:43,218 --> 00:07:47,801 When you think of the promise of the American Dream, 82 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,718 you think of California. 83 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:54,093 But it is just a dream. It's not real. 84 00:07:54,176 --> 00:07:59,260 We were told the atom bomb meant the end of war. 85 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:01,760 That didn't work out, did it? 86 00:08:01,843 --> 00:08:04,718 We were told America's always getting better, 87 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:07,510 it's always moving toward a better future. 88 00:08:07,593 --> 00:08:11,676 But the future is getting closer, and we can see it. 89 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:16,301 Their "better future" is a cliff's edge. 90 00:08:16,385 --> 00:08:19,260 And it's coming up fast, isn't it? 91 00:08:19,343 --> 00:08:22,135 These soldiers that we're fighting abroad, 92 00:08:22,218 --> 00:08:24,843 their families, we have more in common with them 93 00:08:24,926 --> 00:08:28,051 than we do with the people here in power, the real enemy. 94 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:29,736 That's about all the horseshit I can take. 95 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,510 Coop. Coop, come on. 96 00:08:31,593 --> 00:08:33,551 Mr. Howard? 97 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:35,885 I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. 98 00:08:35,926 --> 00:08:38,301 I said that, um... 99 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:40,843 this is about all the horseshit I can take. 100 00:08:40,926 --> 00:08:44,218 I didn't realize that America's favorite gunslinger 101 00:08:44,301 --> 00:08:47,385 was so sensitive. 102 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:50,885 I have my principles, Miss Williams, that's all. 103 00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:54,676 Uh-huh. And those principles of yours... 104 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,510 how much did Vault-Tec pay to take them off your hands? 105 00:09:00,468 --> 00:09:02,010 Well, this is America. 106 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:03,635 Everybody has a sponsor, 107 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:06,385 and, uh, I'm not ashamed to earn a living. 108 00:09:06,468 --> 00:09:08,402 Vault-Tec is the largest company in America. 109 00:09:08,426 --> 00:09:12,260 There's a lot of money in selling the end of the world. 110 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,694 Well, I'm sure there's a lot of money in selling a political ideology 111 00:09:14,718 --> 00:09:16,402 - that ends in breadlines. - Fascist. 112 00:09:16,426 --> 00:09:19,426 Okay, uh, sorry, this was a mistake. We'll be leaving. 113 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:23,301 Oh, no, I'm-I'm quite glad you brought Mr. Howard today. 114 00:09:24,926 --> 00:09:27,218 You see, it happens 115 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,968 that I know your wife. 116 00:09:30,051 --> 00:09:32,426 And perhaps a side of her you don't. 117 00:09:39,968 --> 00:09:41,093 How do you know my wife? 118 00:09:41,176 --> 00:09:43,718 My research company was acquired by her division. 119 00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:48,051 We were developing this kind of technology that's... difficult to monetize. 120 00:09:48,135 --> 00:09:51,051 Cold fusion. Infinite energy. 121 00:09:51,135 --> 00:09:53,301 That's what I was on the verge of achieving 122 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:57,593 when Vault-Tec swept in and bought up every company I'd ever worked for. 123 00:09:57,676 --> 00:09:59,093 Every one of them? 124 00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:02,468 So, what are you, a millionaire communist? 125 00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:04,551 Hypocrisy is like violence in your movies. 126 00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:06,968 If you only let the bad guys use it, the bad guys win. 127 00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:09,801 Yeah? I, uh, I got a little showbiz secret for you. 128 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:12,343 A good bad guy doesn't see themselves as the bad guy. 129 00:10:12,426 --> 00:10:16,760 America has been locked in a resource war for over a decade. 130 00:10:16,843 --> 00:10:19,676 Vault-Tec bought the means to end that war, 131 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,635 the same war you fought in, so they could put it on the shelf. 132 00:10:23,718 --> 00:10:26,093 All because it didn't fit into their business model. 133 00:10:26,176 --> 00:10:30,176 I want your help in getting it back. 134 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:39,801 - What is it? - It's a listening device. 135 00:10:39,885 --> 00:10:42,885 A listening device. You... 136 00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:44,635 you want me to spy on my wife? 137 00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:58,093 - Good luck with the revolution. - You can keep it. 138 00:10:58,176 --> 00:10:59,718 As a token. 139 00:11:01,343 --> 00:11:03,718 I'm not a communist, Mr. Howard. 140 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:08,926 That's just a dirty word they use to describe people who aren't insane. 141 00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:52,176 We let you into our home. 142 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:55,301 Tended to your wounds, gave you food and water. 143 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,551 But you had to go to Level 12. 144 00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:00,468 I saw what you were doing to those poor women. 145 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:03,635 You're experimenting on them. It's... it's sick. 146 00:12:03,718 --> 00:12:05,635 She needs to see the holotape. 147 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:08,468 All right. Play the tape. 148 00:12:11,301 --> 00:12:13,510 Okay. 149 00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:17,385 What is this? 150 00:12:17,468 --> 00:12:20,135 - Your history. - Overseer Hawthorne, 151 00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:21,676 final log entry. 152 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,676 At this point, it would be irrational of me 153 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,176 not to acknowledge that these may be 154 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:28,010 my last words. 155 00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:30,968 But despite our results here, 156 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,926 I want to reiterate that a society governed by scientists 157 00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:37,343 - Honey! Hey! - really is the ideal social structure. 158 00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:41,510 What happened here should not be used as a case study 159 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:44,510 for what happens when scientists are given unregulated control. 160 00:12:44,593 --> 00:12:46,468 - Lloyd, gimme a little help! - And-and... 161 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:47,926 and-and hybridizing humans 162 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,968 with radioactive-resistant species still has potential. 163 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,593 Our test subjects were 164 00:12:54,676 --> 00:12:56,635 less compliant than we expected. 165 00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:03,301 Cassandra! Oh, no! 166 00:13:04,676 --> 00:13:07,218 No, no, no! 167 00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:08,885 No! 168 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,468 Sorry, I haven't, uh, 169 00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:29,593 seen that footage in a long time. 170 00:13:31,426 --> 00:13:32,718 But it's a stirring reminder 171 00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:35,551 of what this place is all about. 172 00:13:36,593 --> 00:13:39,218 I-I don't understand, I... 173 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:42,301 In the lab, I-I saw your doctors... 174 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:44,301 Trying to ease the pain of the poor souls 175 00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:47,051 your people lured into this place. 176 00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,510 His ancestors were used as lab rats 177 00:13:49,593 --> 00:13:52,343 by the original residents of Vault 4. 178 00:13:52,426 --> 00:13:54,635 - Until the lab rats rebelled. - The, uh, 179 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:58,635 creature in the video was actually my Great-Uncle Peter on my mom's side. 180 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:03,718 I'm so sorry. 181 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,551 I... 182 00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:10,510 I had no idea the original vault dwellers here were so... so weird. 183 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:13,468 I mean, my vault's not like this. 184 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:18,051 What was the experiment in 33? 185 00:14:18,135 --> 00:14:21,760 W-Well, there is no experiment. 186 00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:28,718 Your ignorance cannot excuse your cruelty. 187 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,968 You have infected our home with violence 188 00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:33,926 and now you must pay the price. 189 00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:37,468 No! 190 00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:40,301 Please. Please, I'm a good person. 191 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:39,260 Are you done? 192 00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:55,176 Oh, shit. 193 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,385 I'm gonna fucking die. 194 00:15:57,468 --> 00:16:01,385 Ow, hey! That's my foot, it's not food, okay? 195 00:16:02,718 --> 00:16:04,093 You know what? 196 00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:07,218 If you were a person, you wouldn't have any friends, you realize that? 197 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,301 Okay, I got to reevaluate here. 198 00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:13,676 What do I need, what do I need? 199 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,968 This fucking stupid thing. Oh, you want this too, huh? 200 00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:19,635 Everybody wants this. Guess what? It's mine. 201 00:16:19,718 --> 00:16:21,468 You think everything's for you. 202 00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,051 It's pretty selfish, actually, you know that? 203 00:16:24,135 --> 00:16:26,718 Bite what you want to bite, go where you want to go. 204 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:29,301 It's always something. 205 00:16:29,385 --> 00:16:30,885 Okay. 206 00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,801 Oh, hell yeah. 207 00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,510 You can't eat this. 208 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,010 You know what? 209 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:50,593 Oh, yeah, this is great. 210 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,551 Lot of space. 211 00:16:52,635 --> 00:16:54,218 You're a loose cannon, all right? 212 00:16:54,301 --> 00:16:56,944 This is a very important mission and I can't have you jeopardizing it. 213 00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:59,385 It's bigger than you. It's bigger than all of us. 214 00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:05,385 Great. 215 00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:08,010 Oh, see? You got a little window and everything. 216 00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:10,260 You'll be fine. 217 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:15,248 You can breathe in there, right? 218 00:17:16,885 --> 00:17:19,093 All right, got a radio tower to find. 219 00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:23,051 Got to contact the Brotherhood, get them this head, 220 00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:25,535 and get me some glory. 221 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,385 We are all survivors here. 222 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:38,135 Lucky enough to have found 223 00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:40,510 this sanctum of peace. 224 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,135 Of tolerance. 225 00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:44,843 It doesn't matter 226 00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:47,551 where you come from or what you believe. 227 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,135 You deserve safety. 228 00:17:56,301 --> 00:17:57,468 Unless... 229 00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:06,135 you threaten that peace. 230 00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:22,676 For causing harm 231 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,260 to a fellow survivor, 232 00:18:25,343 --> 00:18:29,593 you are hereby sentenced to death... 233 00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:34,093 by banishment to the surface! 234 00:18:49,385 --> 00:18:50,843 It's almost there. 235 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,468 Need to get that sharpened, please. 236 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,385 Yeah! 237 00:19:09,801 --> 00:19:13,468 You're just... letting me go? 238 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:18,551 Well, that's certainly an optimistic perspective. 239 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,926 You'll be killed almost immediately on the surface 240 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,218 by Lord knows what. 241 00:19:24,301 --> 00:19:27,343 That's why we're giving you two weeks of supplies to take with you. 242 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:28,527 - Thank you, Cathy. - Sure. 243 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:31,218 After that, you are on your own, Goosey. 244 00:19:32,218 --> 00:19:34,551 Uh... 245 00:19:34,635 --> 00:19:36,135 That's, uh... 246 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,718 That's... really nice of you guys. 247 00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:42,676 Okay, and now it is time 248 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,135 to be moving along. 249 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:47,926 Can I just ask you one thing? 250 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:51,301 Obviously, someone will carry the supplies to the surface for you. 251 00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:54,010 My friend really likes it here. 252 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,968 And he's a good person. 253 00:19:56,051 --> 00:19:59,843 He deserves to be somewhere nice and safe, 254 00:19:59,926 --> 00:20:01,343 like this. 255 00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:03,676 I know that I'm not really 256 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,676 in the position to be asking favors. But... 257 00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:14,260 can he stay? 258 00:20:21,635 --> 00:20:24,010 Backup power initiated. 259 00:20:35,218 --> 00:20:37,843 Let her go! 260 00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:14,885 Titus, stop. 261 00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:17,635 They're letting me go. 262 00:21:19,385 --> 00:21:20,468 Really? 263 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:21,885 Yeah. 264 00:21:23,343 --> 00:21:24,843 Oops. 265 00:21:26,926 --> 00:21:28,426 Sorry. 266 00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:32,801 Somebody maybe check on him. 267 00:21:45,593 --> 00:21:47,343 What? 268 00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,385 We stole their fusion core. 269 00:21:51,468 --> 00:21:53,426 Well, yeah, but... 270 00:21:55,426 --> 00:21:57,676 You know, I needed it for the armor. 271 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,444 Well, without their fusion core, their auxiliary power 272 00:21:59,468 --> 00:22:01,760 will only last a few days, and... 273 00:22:01,843 --> 00:22:03,093 and then what? 274 00:22:05,176 --> 00:22:08,093 No... No. 275 00:22:08,176 --> 00:22:09,718 - Yes. - No. 276 00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:11,885 Giving it back is the right thing to do. 277 00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:14,010 Without the fusion core, this armor is useless. 278 00:22:14,093 --> 00:22:15,260 I can't be a knight. 279 00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:16,676 Well... 280 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,343 you can't be a knight by stealing from people either. 281 00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:21,801 Yeah, but I can help people with this armor. 282 00:22:21,885 --> 00:22:23,718 All right? 283 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,176 You, for example. I want to help you. 284 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:29,218 You really want give them their fusion core back 285 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:30,885 if it means you don't get your dad? 286 00:22:32,801 --> 00:22:36,051 If my dad found out that I destroyed an entire community 287 00:22:36,135 --> 00:22:37,885 to save him... 288 00:22:41,551 --> 00:22:43,218 that'd break his heart. 289 00:22:50,343 --> 00:22:51,843 I can't. 290 00:23:26,051 --> 00:23:28,051 Come on. 291 00:24:00,426 --> 00:24:02,093 Thank you! 292 00:24:08,051 --> 00:24:10,301 Thinking 'bout those oysters? 293 00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:12,385 Mm-hmm. 294 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,468 We don't have oysters in my vault. 295 00:24:32,593 --> 00:24:34,676 We have canned tuna. 296 00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:38,051 But if you like oysters, 297 00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:40,468 I'm pretty sure you'll like canned tuna. 298 00:24:47,801 --> 00:24:51,176 I was supposed to marry a stranger from another vault. 299 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:55,968 It didn't turn out so good. 300 00:24:56,051 --> 00:24:59,260 I don't have the best luck when it comes to strangers. 301 00:25:02,843 --> 00:25:04,760 But... 302 00:25:04,843 --> 00:25:06,551 Titus... 303 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,718 I can honestly say 304 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,176 you are the best stranger 305 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,926 that I've ever met. 306 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:18,843 You're a good person, Titus. 307 00:25:18,926 --> 00:25:22,010 And if you wanted to, 308 00:25:22,093 --> 00:25:24,718 when all of this is over, you could come 309 00:25:24,801 --> 00:25:27,801 and live with us in Vault 33. 310 00:25:33,885 --> 00:25:35,385 With me. 311 00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:46,593 There's something I should tell you. 312 00:25:46,676 --> 00:25:48,135 Just say yes. 313 00:25:48,218 --> 00:25:50,593 My name isn't Titus. It's Maximus. 314 00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:54,593 Titus is the name of the knight who owned this suit before me. 315 00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:02,676 He was threatening me, so instead of helping him I watched him die. 316 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,926 And I took his armor and I lied to you. 317 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,885 So, all that stuff you were saying, you know, about, um, 318 00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:14,135 about me being a good person... 319 00:26:27,968 --> 00:26:31,468 I just threw acid in an innocent man's face. 320 00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:33,760 And I've only been up here two weeks. 321 00:26:36,468 --> 00:26:38,218 The wasteland sucks. 322 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:45,176 Yeah. Sometimes. 323 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:52,343 Do you want to come live with me in my vault? 324 00:26:55,426 --> 00:26:57,551 Yeah. 325 00:26:57,635 --> 00:26:59,510 Yeah, of course. 326 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,676 Let's go find that head. 327 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:29,135 Hey-yo, this Is DJ Carl at KPSS, 328 00:27:29,218 --> 00:27:32,968 broadcasting from the base of the once-beautiful Hollywood Hills. 329 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:36,343 Like most weeks here at KPSS, this week is fiddle week, 330 00:27:36,426 --> 00:27:39,385 when all of my airtime will be spent luxuriating 331 00:27:39,468 --> 00:27:42,593 in my small but mighty collection of fiddle tunes. 332 00:27:42,676 --> 00:27:44,635 So, I'd encourage you to sit back 333 00:27:44,718 --> 00:27:47,135 and enjoy the folksy, gutsy sound 334 00:27:47,218 --> 00:27:48,843 of bygone fiddlers. 335 00:27:48,926 --> 00:27:50,926 And, if you don't like what you hear, 336 00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:53,968 just a reminder that I don't take visitors at the station. 337 00:27:54,051 --> 00:27:58,426 A simple postcard will suffice. That said, enjoy the fiddling. 338 00:28:42,926 --> 00:28:44,593 - Excuse me! - Aah! 339 00:28:44,676 --> 00:28:47,468 Don't kill me. I'm a doctor. I can help you. 340 00:28:51,635 --> 00:28:55,176 Haven't run into many people traveling with a human head. 341 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:58,260 Oh, this? It's not... It's nothing really, it's more of a... 342 00:28:58,343 --> 00:29:00,843 I have to... It's a souvenir kind of thing. 343 00:29:00,926 --> 00:29:01,968 Oh, yeah? 344 00:29:02,051 --> 00:29:04,760 Welcome to my humble pharmacy. 345 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,736 Have a seat, my dear boy, 346 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,051 and let's take a look at that 347 00:29:09,135 --> 00:29:11,301 tattered tootsy of yours. 348 00:29:18,676 --> 00:29:20,885 Oh... 349 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,135 Oh. 350 00:29:23,218 --> 00:29:24,498 I've seen this condition before. 351 00:29:24,551 --> 00:29:27,010 Uh, someone stepped on my foot. 352 00:29:27,093 --> 00:29:29,343 Yes. Sometimes fatal. 353 00:29:29,426 --> 00:29:31,801 But you're in luck, 'cause I've got the cure. 354 00:29:31,885 --> 00:29:34,843 I have, in my possession, serums and potions 355 00:29:34,926 --> 00:29:36,926 for every malady and misfortune 356 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:38,760 that could possibly beset 357 00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:40,363 a wandering traveler such as yourself. 358 00:29:50,593 --> 00:29:52,027 What's stopping me from just killing you 359 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,926 and taking your whole thing of drugs? 360 00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:56,801 Well, when it comes to serums, 361 00:29:56,885 --> 00:29:58,277 not many people know the difference 362 00:29:58,301 --> 00:30:01,051 between the noxious and the benign. 363 00:30:01,135 --> 00:30:04,760 A murky hue of green could aid the humors. 364 00:30:04,843 --> 00:30:07,176 A brackish tint of shamrock, and... 365 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,551 That's the sound of your lower intestine 366 00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:13,593 falling right the fuck out. 367 00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:16,926 But which is which? 368 00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:18,426 - Which is which... - Fine. 369 00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:21,301 - Just give me the right one. - Okay. 370 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:25,635 Before we start, there's the small matter of my fee. 371 00:30:28,135 --> 00:30:30,468 I don't have caps, but... 372 00:30:33,593 --> 00:30:35,176 Oh, my. 373 00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:37,885 - Is-is that a... - Fusion core? 374 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,468 You don't see those around much anymore, do you? 375 00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:45,593 But, if you do want to survive... 376 00:30:47,718 --> 00:30:49,468 not a bad trade. 377 00:30:53,801 --> 00:30:56,260 Okay, here. 378 00:30:57,218 --> 00:30:59,801 Okay, let's get started. 379 00:31:11,843 --> 00:31:15,260 This elixir I have concocted heals all. 380 00:31:16,301 --> 00:31:18,385 And I mean everything. 381 00:31:18,468 --> 00:31:20,926 But I must warn you, the taste: not great. 382 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,343 - Just give it. - Okay. 383 00:31:27,718 --> 00:31:29,135 I'm sorry! 384 00:31:34,676 --> 00:31:36,260 But the results... 385 00:31:36,343 --> 00:31:38,801 Yes? The results. 386 00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:48,968 Holy shit. Holy shit! 387 00:31:49,051 --> 00:31:50,760 Ah, thank you. 388 00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:53,426 - Sure thing, buddy boy. - Ah... 389 00:31:55,968 --> 00:31:58,135 Do you know where I can find a radio tower? 390 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:00,343 I have to make contact with my base. 391 00:32:00,426 --> 00:32:02,676 Yes, I believe there's one yonward. 392 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,343 Past the big crater in the middle of the Shithole. 393 00:32:05,426 --> 00:32:07,968 It's near a town that used to be called Shady Sands. 394 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,510 Shady Sands? 395 00:32:09,593 --> 00:32:10,944 That place is radioactive as hell. 396 00:32:10,968 --> 00:32:14,093 Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore, do you, buddy boy? 397 00:32:15,510 --> 00:32:18,843 Toodles and anon. 398 00:33:13,176 --> 00:33:14,260 Hello, Vault 33. 399 00:33:14,343 --> 00:33:18,301 In preparation for repopulating our neighboring Vault 32, 400 00:33:18,385 --> 00:33:21,926 Overseer Betty will be sending out vault assignments later today. 401 00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:24,176 Remember, wherever you end up, 402 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:26,551 that's where you belong. 403 00:33:51,343 --> 00:33:53,051 What happened? 404 00:33:53,135 --> 00:33:54,176 We don't know. 405 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:56,635 The medic says it looks like rat poison. 406 00:33:56,718 --> 00:33:59,260 We'll find out who was behind it. 407 00:33:59,343 --> 00:34:00,801 Get off of me! 408 00:34:00,885 --> 00:34:03,676 I wouldn't... I wouldn't do something like that! 409 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,135 Ugh. More death. 410 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:07,801 I wish it would end. 411 00:34:09,135 --> 00:34:11,635 What did I tell you, Norman? 412 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,010 Words have meaning. 413 00:34:19,801 --> 00:34:22,385 People are gonna be upset when they hear about this. 414 00:34:23,426 --> 00:34:26,468 People like to have something to fuss about. 415 00:34:48,301 --> 00:34:49,635 Oh, fuck. 416 00:34:49,718 --> 00:34:51,718 Oh... 417 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,176 Yes. 418 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:39,510 Oh, hi, Norm. 419 00:35:39,593 --> 00:35:43,010 Oh, it-it's just terrible 420 00:35:43,093 --> 00:35:45,093 about the raiders, isn't it? 421 00:35:49,093 --> 00:35:50,385 Don't be too long. 422 00:35:50,468 --> 00:35:52,635 I'm holding the baby, so you have to pack everything. 423 00:35:55,218 --> 00:35:57,135 We'll miss you, Norm. 424 00:35:58,135 --> 00:35:59,135 Hmm. 425 00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:03,760 You're going too? 426 00:36:03,843 --> 00:36:05,510 Yeah. 427 00:36:05,593 --> 00:36:08,135 Steph and I were given a starter home unit. 428 00:36:08,218 --> 00:36:10,051 Just the three of us. 429 00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:11,468 Oh. 430 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:14,260 So you're just gonna forget about everything we've seen? 431 00:36:15,343 --> 00:36:18,676 I feel like this is a good moment for a fresh start. 432 00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:21,301 You think so? 433 00:36:22,468 --> 00:36:24,010 Someone obviously does. 434 00:36:24,093 --> 00:36:25,468 Chet. 435 00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:30,760 You're a coward. 436 00:36:30,843 --> 00:36:32,635 You know that, Chet? 437 00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:37,801 We all are, Norm. 438 00:36:39,218 --> 00:36:41,385 That's why we live in a vault. 439 00:38:07,135 --> 00:38:08,885 All right. 440 00:38:08,968 --> 00:38:11,051 Let's go find your daddy. 441 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,593 I've got three hot cocoas on deck, 442 00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:10,510 two marshmallow, one plain. 443 00:39:10,593 --> 00:39:11,968 Three? You have one for me? 444 00:39:12,051 --> 00:39:14,260 - Yeah. - Okay. 445 00:39:14,343 --> 00:39:15,743 I'll be out there in just a minute. 446 00:39:15,801 --> 00:39:17,135 Okay. 447 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:30,100 Got your hot cocoa, sweet pea. 448 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:32,843 If you'd like, you can have the marshmallows 449 00:39:32,926 --> 00:39:34,176 off of the top of mine. 450 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:35,343 Where's Daddy? 451 00:39:35,426 --> 00:39:37,718 He'll be out in a minute. 452 00:39:37,801 --> 00:39:39,385 What've you got there? 453 00:39:45,510 --> 00:39:47,635 You're right, Roosevelt. 454 00:39:49,176 --> 00:39:50,843 What are you thinking? 455 00:40:01,343 --> 00:40:04,010 Lloyd and Cassandra here are both scientists, 456 00:40:04,093 --> 00:40:07,301 specializing in the effects of radiation on human DNA. 457 00:40:07,385 --> 00:40:10,218 That's right, and we'll be living and working 458 00:40:10,301 --> 00:40:13,093 right here in Vault 4, leading a community 459 00:40:13,176 --> 00:40:15,051 governed entirely by scientists. 460 00:40:15,135 --> 00:40:17,176 Well, I may be a hero in the movies, 461 00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:19,635 but you all are heroes in real life. 462 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:44,801 No dogs in the vault, huh? 463 00:41:12,468 --> 00:41:15,676 I'm sorry, Dogmeat, but you ain't him. 464 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,676 Yeah, my, uh, ride should be getting here any minute. 465 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,468 Thanks again for letting me use your radio. That was really nice. 466 00:41:55,551 --> 00:41:57,343 Nah, no problem. 467 00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:02,468 So, you were saying earlier that some people, 468 00:42:02,551 --> 00:42:04,527 they don't, uh, like the sound of this music, really? 469 00:42:04,551 --> 00:42:06,718 Oh, people get fully mad. 470 00:42:06,801 --> 00:42:08,676 - Oh. - The thing no one appreciates is 471 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,718 these are the original recordings. 472 00:42:10,801 --> 00:42:12,510 Oh. Uh-huh. 473 00:42:12,593 --> 00:42:14,801 You can't get that warm sound anymore. 474 00:42:14,885 --> 00:42:17,176 You know, the bass, the treble, 475 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,218 the mids. 476 00:42:19,301 --> 00:42:20,593 Oh, that... 477 00:42:20,676 --> 00:42:22,760 Right, yeah. Oh. 478 00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:23,926 Here. 479 00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:25,635 Oh, that... Okay, yeah. 480 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:29,843 That's the, uh, that's mids, right? 481 00:42:29,926 --> 00:42:31,343 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 482 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:33,593 Wow, that's really got that 483 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:35,051 - Yeah. - thing on it. 484 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:36,455 Well, it's not on it, it's in it. 485 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,968 Oh, yeah, I like it. A lot, yeah. 486 00:42:39,051 --> 00:42:41,885 Some people, they're just so ignorant to music, 487 00:42:41,968 --> 00:42:43,510 it's kind of sad, I would say. 488 00:42:43,593 --> 00:42:45,635 - Totally. - Yep. 489 00:42:47,718 --> 00:42:50,260 Great job on these booby traps, by the way. 490 00:42:50,343 --> 00:42:51,635 Really good. 491 00:42:51,718 --> 00:42:53,176 Hey, thanks. 492 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,301 Yeah. 493 00:43:01,385 --> 00:43:02,801 That one's crazy. 494 00:43:02,885 --> 00:43:05,343 Critics. 495 00:43:07,926 --> 00:43:09,593 Yeah. 496 00:43:09,676 --> 00:43:13,301 People just, uh, can't be nice. 497 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,385 Hey, is this your ride? 498 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:16,468 Huh? 499 00:43:18,385 --> 00:43:20,760 Oh, shit. 500 00:43:20,843 --> 00:43:22,218 Guess not. Okay. 501 00:43:31,301 --> 00:43:32,468 Mm. 502 00:43:35,843 --> 00:43:38,260 God, I suck without a scope. 503 00:43:42,301 --> 00:43:43,801 We just want the head. 504 00:43:43,885 --> 00:43:45,135 Who are you? 505 00:43:45,218 --> 00:43:48,176 I'm the person who cut it off. 506 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,801 Okay, um... 507 00:44:00,551 --> 00:44:02,010 Uh... 508 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:05,051 Oh... 509 00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:11,426 Why am I not dead? 510 00:44:19,051 --> 00:44:20,510 Uh, I... I-I wouldn't do that. 511 00:44:20,593 --> 00:44:22,385 Well, I'm not just gonna leave it there. 512 00:44:24,051 --> 00:44:25,510 Oh. 513 00:44:25,593 --> 00:44:27,260 - Oh. Oh! - No. 514 00:44:27,343 --> 00:44:29,218 Oh... 515 00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:34,301 Uh... 516 00:44:34,385 --> 00:44:36,718 Uh... 517 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,843 Thaddeus. 518 00:44:41,385 --> 00:44:43,801 I-I think you might be a ghoul. 519 00:44:44,843 --> 00:44:46,843 Oh, no. 520 00:44:46,926 --> 00:44:48,968 Aw. 521 00:44:49,051 --> 00:44:51,093 I'm so stupid. I should've never trusted 522 00:44:51,176 --> 00:44:53,843 a doctor that smelled like that. 523 00:45:00,635 --> 00:45:02,301 Oh, boy. 524 00:45:09,093 --> 00:45:11,176 The Brotherhood. 525 00:45:12,801 --> 00:45:14,176 Oh, fuck. 526 00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:15,510 Shit. 527 00:45:16,676 --> 00:45:19,385 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck. 528 00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:21,260 - They'll kill me if they find out. - What? 529 00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:23,635 This-this is good, no? The Brotherhood is the good guys? 530 00:45:23,718 --> 00:45:26,510 Uh, it's a complicated organization. 531 00:45:27,551 --> 00:45:29,676 - Thaddeus, give me the head. - Huh? 532 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,111 I'll slow them down. You'll have time to run. 533 00:45:31,135 --> 00:45:33,010 You'd do that for me? 534 00:45:33,093 --> 00:45:35,010 Give it to me. 535 00:45:35,093 --> 00:45:36,301 Oh, thank you. 536 00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:38,051 Uh, I'm sorry about... 537 00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:40,385 a lot of things and I didn't mean for... 538 00:45:40,468 --> 00:45:42,635 Okay. Ni-Nice meeting you. Bye. 539 00:45:52,176 --> 00:45:54,218 What are you doing? 540 00:45:57,343 --> 00:46:00,093 If they want a head, I'm gonna give them a head. 541 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,010 Find your dad. 542 00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:05,885 - Go home. That's what I want for you. - No. 543 00:46:05,968 --> 00:46:07,194 You're supposed to come with me. 544 00:46:07,218 --> 00:46:09,111 They're never gonna stop looking for the artifact. 545 00:46:09,135 --> 00:46:11,301 I'm-I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. 546 00:46:11,385 --> 00:46:12,760 Trust me. 547 00:46:46,510 --> 00:46:48,385 I'll wait for you. 548 00:46:48,468 --> 00:46:50,593 Okay? In Vault 33. 549 00:46:50,676 --> 00:46:52,176 Find me. 550 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:53,510 I will. 551 00:46:54,510 --> 00:46:56,468 I will. 552 00:47:22,801 --> 00:47:23,801 And now 553 00:47:23,885 --> 00:47:26,218 we say goodbye to all those 554 00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:28,801 who are leaving us for Vault 32. 555 00:47:28,885 --> 00:47:32,218 Each of them have been chosen for their agreeability, 556 00:47:32,301 --> 00:47:34,051 stick-to-itiveness, 557 00:47:34,135 --> 00:47:36,593 and all of the other qualities 558 00:47:36,676 --> 00:47:39,051 that make for a successful pioneer. 559 00:47:39,135 --> 00:47:41,801 - And, of course, every vault... - I'm not going. 560 00:47:41,885 --> 00:47:43,510 I'm not going. I'm not going. 561 00:47:43,593 --> 00:47:45,385 I'm not going, I'm not going. 562 00:47:45,468 --> 00:47:48,176 I'm not going. I'm not... Um, excuse me. 563 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:50,010 Uh, I don't-I don't live there. 564 00:47:50,093 --> 00:47:51,885 I live-I live there. 565 00:47:58,426 --> 00:48:01,301 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 566 00:48:01,385 --> 00:48:03,843 That was weird. Um, sorry. 567 00:48:03,926 --> 00:48:06,010 I'm fine. 568 00:48:06,093 --> 00:48:07,676 Proceed. 569 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,885 Thank you. 570 00:48:09,968 --> 00:48:13,676 And of course, every vault needs an overseer. 571 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,385 Which is why I have conferred with the high council. 572 00:48:17,468 --> 00:48:20,260 And we are proud to announce 573 00:48:20,343 --> 00:48:23,968 as interim overseer of Vault 32, 574 00:48:24,051 --> 00:48:26,135 Stephanie Harper. 575 00:48:32,135 --> 00:48:33,468 And with that, 576 00:48:33,551 --> 00:48:36,468 now our friends 577 00:48:36,551 --> 00:48:38,676 become neighbors. 578 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,135 Good luck, 32ers. 579 00:48:41,218 --> 00:48:42,551 Hit it. 580 00:52:47,051 --> 00:52:49,051 Hello? 581 00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:56,593 Hello? 582 00:54:13,301 --> 00:54:14,801 Hello? 583 00:54:17,676 --> 00:54:19,176 Hello? 584 00:54:37,635 --> 00:54:38,926 Hello?