1 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:13,000 You can't treat people like this! 2 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:16,833 "Do unto others as you would have done unto you." 3 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:17,958 The golden rule. 4 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:20,250 Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie. 5 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:22,583 You'll see. 6 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:24,791 I may end up looking like you, 7 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:27,625 but I'll never be like you. 8 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:31,500 These are Bud's Buds. 9 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:34,541 A well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives 10 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:36,291 from my own assistant training program. 11 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:39,333 - What are you doing? - Thawing everyone. 12 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:41,333 Plans are hard. 13 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,333 Chaos though... chaos is easy. 14 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,791 This is Hank MacLean. 15 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:51,583 Reporting for duty, sir. 16 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:54,375 Trying to pick up where you all left off. 17 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:56,250 Miniaturization. 18 00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:00,166 I'm gonna complete the work you started. 19 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:05,875 And when this is all over, you will be begging me to help you. 20 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:09,000 34,000 people lived here after the war? 21 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:11,625 You never heard of the New California Republic? 22 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,708 Shady Sands. 23 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:17,333 Your father burned that city to the ground. 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,208 I did what was necessary... 25 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:22,250 to save our people. 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,125 I wonder if anyone survived. 27 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:26,750 I did. 28 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:28,250 I met someone. 29 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:31,208 There's nowhere safe, Max. 30 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,708 And there's no leaving! 31 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:34,833 Lucy! 32 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,041 - Is-is that a... - Fusion Core? 33 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:41,291 You don't see those around much anymore, do you? 34 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,041 Cold Fusion... 35 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:50,000 What do you suppose your Brotherhood would do with infinite power? 36 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:53,458 Was that their leader? 37 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:56,458 - You killed her. - No. Dane. 38 00:01:57,208 --> 00:02:00,583 All hail Maximus! That shalt be Knight hereafter! 39 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,625 Together, we will take power. 40 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,666 And with it, we will start a new Brotherhood. 41 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:13,916 With me as its head and you as its sword. 42 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:18,541 Your entire life, you've been looking for a home. 43 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,916 Build one with me. 44 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,166 Hi! 45 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,416 No trace of rads. 46 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,708 Incredible. 47 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,791 Hey. Oh, babe. 48 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:50,500 There's even more clean water down there than we thought. 49 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:55,000 I mean, no one will ever have to worry about rationing it again. 50 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,000 We can grow more crops. 51 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:58,250 We can have another kid. 52 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,458 As soon as you figure out how to push a baby out of your own ass. 53 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,291 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish 54 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:15,666 for a nuclear winter. 55 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:20,750 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 56 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:27,333 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 57 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,750 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish... 58 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:41,000 - Put it in the tent over there. - Yes, sir. 59 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,208 One day, you might be as good as me. 60 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:44,666 - No, I'm better than you. - You don't think so? 61 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:45,958 - I don't know about that. - I think I'm better! 62 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,166 C'mon, let's go see what the Caravan brought to town. 63 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,375 Yeah. 64 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:55,291 Stay close, buddy. 'Scuse me. 65 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:56,666 Hey. 66 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,166 Excuse me. 67 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,500 Somebody call the doc? 68 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:01,791 He's on his way. 69 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:05,083 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 70 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:09,791 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 71 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,708 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. 72 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,166 What is it? 73 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,958 Everyone, run! 74 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,375 Run! 75 00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:45,750 Go home! Go to your mom! 76 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,666 Go! 77 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,333 Okay. Okay. 78 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:09,208 Alright. Okay. Need to calm down. 79 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Okay, relax. Okay. 80 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:26,958 Okay. 81 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:36,333 Go! Go! Go! 82 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:46,083 Hey, go get your kit. 83 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:47,541 - Oh God, no! - Go get your kit. 84 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:50,541 That's okay, come here. 85 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:52,083 That's okay. 86 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:54,958 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 87 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,500 - Come here. - It's okay. 88 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,041 Okay. Hey, son. 89 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,625 Don't be scared. Now, listen. 90 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:08,000 I'm gonna need you to stay in here, okay? 91 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:10,833 Somebody's gonna come and get you out, but until then... 92 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:19,500 I need you to eat and drink very slowly, okay? 93 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:22,708 Don't be scared. It's safe in there. 94 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:24,500 - Okay? - Okay. Come here. 95 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:27,541 You are a good boy. 96 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:31,458 And one day, you will be a good man. 97 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:34,583 Come on, let's get in here. Now, listen. 98 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:40,041 It could be tough out there, but as long as we leave it... 99 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:43,291 a little bit better than we found it... 100 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:46,500 - we did okay. - No, Daddy! 101 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,833 - No! - No. 102 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,791 No, Daddy, no! 103 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,208 Daddy! 104 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,916 - No, Daddy! - We were just getting started. 105 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,625 It's okay, we did good. 106 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:03,875 We raised him. 107 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,791 Hey, we did okay... 108 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,000 Dad? 109 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:39,208 Yeah? 110 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,750 Come read to me! 111 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,750 Okey-dokey! 112 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,583 Alright. What book shall we read, Lucy? 113 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:56,750 Ah! The Wind in the Willows! 114 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,625 When's Mom coming back? 115 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,250 That's what we came for? 116 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,833 Doesn't matter. 117 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,666 Pack it up and report to the Vertibird. 118 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,541 All hail Knight Maximus. 119 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,583 Good. We got power. 120 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,333 You encounter much resistance? 121 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,625 Abominations. 122 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,500 - Nothing we couldn't handle. - Good. 123 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:00,666 What is it? 124 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:09,125 The key to our new home. 125 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:18,541 The Brotherhood has become scattered, broken, 126 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:21,625 into dozens of rival chapters. 127 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:26,333 But now, we have the strength to unify them 128 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,791 under one banner, here, 129 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,500 with the mightiest arsenal in history 130 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,875 at our disposal. 131 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,750 Together... 132 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,666 we will fulfill our promise... 133 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:05,791 to make better this... this fallen world. 134 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,833 My son. 135 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,083 Water. 136 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,125 Were you always this rude? 137 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,791 I'm guessing not. 138 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,291 Look, your family may very well still be out there. 139 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,375 I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible, 140 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,958 but one thing I wouldn't count on is them 141 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,625 appreciating the kind of person you've become. 142 00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:05,083 I mean, you want 'em to like you, right? 143 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,625 I'm just saying, a little bit of kindness can go a long way. 144 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,666 Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it, if you're interested. 145 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,000 - Nope. - And by the third ghost, 146 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,875 he was pretty much cured. 147 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,208 Mhmm. 148 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,958 Help! 149 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,833 Somebody help! Please! 150 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,000 I think it's coming from inside. 151 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,250 Empathy's like mud. You lose your boots in that stuff. 152 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:50,875 Well, I'm not just gonna let someone die while I listen to 'em scream. 153 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,583 Folks been screamin' for 200 fuckin' years. 154 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,708 Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop? 155 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,958 You wanna know what I was like before the war? 156 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,458 I was just like you. 157 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,125 Stupid. 158 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,958 Help! 159 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,250 Help! 160 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,333 Waste o' time. 161 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,750 Doing the right thing is never a waste of time. 162 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,833 Help! 163 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,875 Help! 164 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,125 Help! 165 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,000 Help! 166 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,083 Help! 167 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,583 Help! We need medicine! 168 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,958 - What happened here? - Tunics. 169 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,166 You awful far west, ain't you? 170 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,791 Ignore him. 171 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,166 - I got one stimpak left, okay? - Okay. 172 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,375 That would be a profound misallocation of resources. 173 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,625 Folks in them outfits don't deserve savin'. 174 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,333 Here. 175 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:48,541 Another one. 176 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:54,041 Let me help you up there, cowboy. 177 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,666 No! 178 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,500 But you did lead us to dinner. 179 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,791 No, no! Not her, too! 180 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,041 What is that? 181 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,916 They're back. 182 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,333 Ah, shit! Get the fuck off me! 183 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,875 Ah! 184 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,083 Sonuva bitch! 185 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,958 Let her go! 186 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,333 Fuck you, sweetheart! 187 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,000 Oh. 188 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,500 Give me the stimpak. 189 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,791 - Give it to me. - Help. Help me! 190 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,833 I only have one. 191 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,666 - Please! - Giv-g-g-give it to me. 192 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,791 I... 193 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,833 - Please. - Give it to me. 194 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,583 Fuck you. 195 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,041 She'll die without it. 196 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,458 You won't. 197 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,041 Thank you. Thank you. 198 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,041 You're welcome. 199 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,958 We'll get you home to your people, okay? 200 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,791 Golden rule, motherfucker. 201 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:05,750 That rule is for people. 202 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:09,041 You're disgusting. Cruel. 203 00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:12,750 I am nothing like you. 204 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,666 Come on. 205 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:21,458 Which is why, when I get her home, I'll come back for you. 206 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,250 Give you a little time to think about the consequences of your actions. 207 00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:37,166 I wouldn't worry about him. 208 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,166 He's very durable. He'll be... he'll be fine. 209 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,708 I wasn't worried about him. 210 00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:44,083 That's fair. 211 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:57,333 Where's Bud Askins? Has anyone seen Bud Askins? 212 00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,416 I'm sorry, why are we all here? 213 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:03,000 I thought this was gonna be more of a one-by-one situation. 214 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,625 There's been a change of plan. 215 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:07,875 - Should I be able to see by now? - Relax, Claudia. 216 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:09,708 There's been a change of plans, obviously. Jeez. 217 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:14,500 Is she good? 218 00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,500 I'm okay. 219 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,958 Everyone, if I can just try and explain. 220 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:22,583 If they thawed everyone at once, that must mean it's Reclamation Day. 221 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,125 About that. 222 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,083 It's been 200 years since you were frozen. 223 00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,541 It is Reclamation Day. 224 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,250 But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh... 225 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,583 uh... 226 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,375 Bud Askins is dead. 227 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:51,083 - What? - Oh, no. 228 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,000 So, if we can just try and remain calm. 229 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:59,625 We need to figure out a way to get out of here, together. 230 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:00,958 "Get out of here"? Wait, wait, wait. 231 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,875 You're saying we're trapped? 232 00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:06,333 Is there someone else that we can speak to about this? 233 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:11,041 Please. 234 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:13,125 - Please no. - Oh, God. 235 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:15,333 - I can't believe this. - Everyone! I'm just gonna go back. 236 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:17,416 Could someone help me go back, please? 237 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:21,375 Um, if we could just try and stay focused. 238 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:24,791 Uh, someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit. 239 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:27,208 We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die. 240 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:45,916 Yeah. 241 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,500 Okay. 242 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:10,791 Holy shit. 243 00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:17,875 A real fuckin' icebox. Ha! 244 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,250 Scribes. 245 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:40,750 Send those to the Clerics for sorting. 246 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:42,041 Yes, sir. 247 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:48,291 Please don't play with grenades inside! 248 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:49,666 Yes, sir! 249 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,125 Whoa! 250 00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:56,166 Bring her outside, shitheads! 251 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,875 Let's see what this baby can do! 252 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,541 Hell yeah! 253 00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:29,708 What do you think he'll do with it? 254 00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:31,916 Nothing good. 255 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:46,166 Why do you do that? 256 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:49,208 Because it's important. 257 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,875 What is our duty? 258 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,333 To fix a fallen world? 259 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:00,833 Sometimes. 260 00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,958 In order to make a big problem something you can handle, 261 00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:07,375 you gotta make it small. 262 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:11,041 So we start by bettering ourselves. 263 00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,541 And you can do that in all sorts of ways, you know. 264 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:16,250 Self-discipline, generosity, valor. 265 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:22,500 And not smelling really bad. 266 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:25,666 Dismissed. 267 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,750 It's always gonna get dirty again. 268 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,125 "Better to polish dirty steel than have it stay clean." 269 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,375 Used to quote the Codex to each other as a joke. 270 00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,708 I've seen what it's like out there. 271 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,958 The Brotherhood is as good as it gets. I'm just trying to make it better. 272 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:05,708 It couldn't have been all bad out there. You met that girl. 273 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:14,791 She left. 274 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:16,375 And maybe she's still out there. 275 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:17,958 I have duties here. 276 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:25,000 Listen, I've read the comms. 277 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,625 Quintus called for this meeting, 278 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:29,375 but he... he didn't tell the Commonwealth. 279 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,416 He's breaking chain of command. 280 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:36,291 Max, the Commonwealth isn't going to let him 281 00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:38,125 seize power without a war. 282 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,750 Is that what you want? 283 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,541 You said it yourself. 284 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,708 There's nowhere safe out there. 285 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,416 Not as long as there's people out there who... 286 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:53,291 If the Brotherhood can keep history from repeating itself... 287 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:57,583 my job is to help them do that. 288 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:44,625 Welcome to all who've traveled from afar 289 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,125 for this most auspicious meeting. 290 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:50,250 From the Grand Canyon. 291 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,666 From Yosemite. 292 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,500 From Coronado. 293 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,875 It's been decades since we gathered 294 00:34:57,958 --> 00:35:02,291 to renew our shared and noble purpose. 295 00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:06,416 Thanks to the efforts of the Knights of our chapter, 296 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:10,583 the axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood. 297 00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:13,166 Where the hell is the Commonwealth, Quintus? 298 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:15,333 They should be here. 299 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:17,375 And if they were here, what would happen? 300 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:18,458 Hm? 301 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:23,000 They would take the relic and give us nothing in return. 302 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:26,541 Does that seem fair to you? 303 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:27,625 No. 304 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:30,083 That's taxation without representation. 305 00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:32,041 It's un-American. 306 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:35,166 But what you're suggesting would lead to civil war. 307 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,458 - With the Commonwealth. - Ha! 308 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:39,250 They'd kick our fuckin' asses. 309 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,000 Not if we stand together. 310 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:45,041 With the power of the Cold Fusion diode, 311 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,333 we can power airships, armor. 312 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:52,750 We can defeat the Commonwealth. 313 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:56,375 United under a common banner. 314 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,916 Your banner. 315 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,958 Sorry. 316 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,916 The chapters have grown apart over the years, 317 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,416 and mine doesn't go in for any of this religious shit. 318 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:20,208 Yeah, and where we come from, women don't get to talk. 319 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,541 Cunt. 320 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:25,375 Keep talking, and I'll carve you one. 321 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:29,541 Look, the Commonwealth 322 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,875 pretty much lets the Canyon rule itself. 323 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:35,666 So, far as we're concerned, everyone else... go fuck themselves. 324 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:36,875 Especially you. 325 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:39,083 You just like that they let you fuck robots. 326 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:41,583 That was one Squire, and he was well within his rights. 327 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:42,791 - Unbelievable! - We wasted 328 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:43,958 precious resources coming here, 329 00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:45,708 and I'm not doing anything with that yahoo! 330 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:47,458 I'm the one who fuckin'... 331 00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:54,000 Yes. 332 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,375 We have our differences. 333 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:01,500 But there is something we all agree on. 334 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:09,375 Power. 335 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,458 Holy fuck! 336 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,416 How many of those can you make? 337 00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:22,458 More than all of human history 338 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,750 could ever consume. 339 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,250 The Codex does say that... 340 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,833 violence against a fellow Brother is forbidden. 341 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,125 But I suppose the Codex is open... 342 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,000 to interpretation. 343 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,375 Yeah, that. 344 00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:50,041 Fuck the Commonwealth. 345 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,166 Then it's decided. 346 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,708 Let's drink to it, hm? 347 00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,458 Bottoms up! 348 00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:01,958 Yeah, ha, ha! Fuck the Commonwealth. 349 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:16,875 I like your outfit. 350 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,041 Gratias. 351 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,833 You speak Latin? Good for you. 352 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:23,500 I'm a school teacher myself, so education is very important to me. 353 00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:26,375 You're a kindly profligate. 354 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,166 Thank you. 355 00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:33,583 I'm headed to Las Vegas. 356 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,083 You shouldn't. 357 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:38,750 Oh, I... I have to. I'm looking for someone. 358 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,666 You should go home. 359 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,125 I wouldn't want to see you get raped by the wrong people. 360 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:46,833 I'll bear that in mind. 361 00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:03,708 Fudge. 362 00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,750 Hello? 363 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,416 This is not what I signed up for. 364 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,541 I want to go back. How do I turn my cryo chamber back on? 365 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,958 That's not how it works, doorknob. 366 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:24,916 If you could just listen to me. 367 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,375 Listen to me! 368 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,583 Who even are you, seriously? 369 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:39,375 I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering. 370 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:43,083 Part of a race of super managers. 371 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,833 And all of you have been selected to be my staff. 372 00:39:48,791 --> 00:39:52,333 You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident? 373 00:39:52,416 --> 00:39:54,708 You think Bud Askins made mistakes? 374 00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,500 - Never. - No chance. 375 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:59,625 - Well... - Oh, my God, Claudia, 376 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,083 we're trying to have a conversation here. 377 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,958 No, she may have a point. 378 00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:07,083 I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish. 379 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,666 But look at where we are. 380 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:12,833 We're standing in the product of his life's work. 381 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,541 We are his life's work. 382 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,041 It has to count for something. 383 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:23,833 This is Bud's final test. 384 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:29,333 If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here, 385 00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:32,791 we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on 386 00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:36,125 Vault-Tec's corporate strategy together. 387 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:41,458 And those of you who work quickly and as a team... 388 00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,958 will receive these merit dots. 389 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,458 Ooh! 390 00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:47,000 - Merit dots? - Oh. 391 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,333 Wait. 392 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:51,125 I took notes at a meeting with the company 393 00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:53,083 that installed ventilation. 394 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,333 Dibs on ventilation! 395 00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:56,208 Oh, the fire suppression system. 396 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,041 Maybe we can get some water from there. 397 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,541 Maybe we could borrow underground, make a tunnel. 398 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,708 I'll hack the Overseer's console, 399 00:41:02,791 --> 00:41:04,791 so we can override some security protocols. 400 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:07,916 There has to be a schematics somewhere around here... 401 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,875 Vision still a little fuzzy? 402 00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:46,541 Well, you know what they say. 403 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:50,041 Have a glass of champagne. 404 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:52,250 Who are you? 405 00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,083 - My name is Henry MacLean. - Henry? 406 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:58,666 - I prefer Hank. - Hank. 407 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,833 Is it Reclamation Day? 408 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,458 Yes, it is Reclamation Day, just not quite the way 409 00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:08,208 we thought it would be. 410 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:12,458 I've been running an experiment here 411 00:42:12,541 --> 00:42:14,500 and it's not going well. 412 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:17,333 The mice are so small, they're tiny. 413 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:21,083 It's a very fiddly business. 414 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,916 Ah, okay. I think there's been some sort of mistake. 415 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,166 I signed up for the Vault-Tec Premium Elite Plus. 416 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:31,000 Did you read the fine print? 417 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,125 Yes. 418 00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:34,583 Well, I didn't. 419 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,041 I prefer the classics. 420 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:42,875 So much has changed since you went under. 421 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:46,458 But it's what stayed the same that concerns me. 422 00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,625 Old habits, I guess. 423 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:55,166 But I am optimistic that we will be able to work out the kinks. 424 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:04,000 I noticed on your file that you had a family, 425 00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:06,833 but you only bought a ticket for one. 426 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:10,666 Uh, it was expensive. 427 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:13,666 You can't put a price on family, Steve. 428 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,750 We were very clear about that in the advertisements. 429 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:20,666 Family is the first building block of civilization. 430 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,458 What are you doing? 431 00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,375 I'm improving... 432 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:29,625 a piece of outdated technology. 433 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:33,208 Civilization. 434 00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:36,166 It hasn't worked out so far. 435 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:39,041 But, if at first you don't succeed... 436 00:43:57,041 --> 00:43:58,458 Try, try again. 437 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:13,708 Hello? 438 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,791 I realize we all have our cultural differences, 439 00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:45,083 but just so you know... 440 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:48,458 I am nice. 441 00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:38,708 I found a ladder! 442 00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:48,708 Lead the way, boss. 443 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,666 So dirty. 444 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,458 Aw, man, the mall's gone. 445 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:00,625 It's beautiful. 446 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,166 Aw! Take that, bitch! 447 00:48:54,708 --> 00:48:56,708 Who's next? 448 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,625 You the one who killed that NCR bitch? 449 00:49:02,541 --> 00:49:04,041 Mold Over? 450 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,625 Mold... Moldaver. 451 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:09,583 I did, I... yeah. I did that. 452 00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:11,333 Bet I could mash you. 453 00:49:12,541 --> 00:49:13,708 Probably. 454 00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,333 Alright, let me get my armor. 455 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,458 No armor. 456 00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:34,041 Bareback. 457 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,291 Ohh! 458 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,083 Oh! Oh! 459 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:10,416 Yeah! 460 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,500 Sorry to interrupt. 461 00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:31,791 Paladin Harkness. Liaison from the Commonwealth. 462 00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:37,916 I understand we're discussing a civil war. 463 00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,833 I must not have gotten my invitation. 464 00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:46,000 And yet, here you are. 465 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:50,958 Welcome.