1 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,833 Are you familiar with Robert House? 2 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:21,000 Are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America? 3 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:22,666 Not spy on him. 4 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:29,166 Help! 5 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:32,166 Folks in them outfits don't deserve savin'. 6 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,416 Let her go! 7 00:00:42,791 --> 00:00:44,250 Give me the stimpak. 8 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:45,791 I only have one. 9 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,166 Help me! 10 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:48,916 Please! 11 00:00:51,541 --> 00:00:52,750 She'll die without it. 12 00:00:53,416 --> 00:00:55,250 Golden rule, motherfucker. 13 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,291 I am nothing like you. 14 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,541 We'll get you home to your people. 15 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:06,250 The axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood. 16 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,208 Holy fuck! 17 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,291 How many of those can you make? 18 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:16,541 More than all of human history could ever consume. 19 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,708 Liaison from the Commonwealth. 20 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,833 I understand we're discussing a civil war. 21 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,333 Just so you know… 22 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,666 I am nice. 23 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:48,541 - Oh! Oh. - No… 24 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,708 Thaddeus… 25 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:54,500 I-I think you might be a ghoul. 26 00:01:55,041 --> 00:01:56,500 Oh, no! 27 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:36,083 Way to use those little hands, Lois. Keep it up. 28 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,708 Thanks, boss. 29 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:44,375 Bobby! Hey! 30 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,583 I see your eyes closing over there. 31 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,666 You know what happens when you fall asleep on the job? 32 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:49,791 Nothing good, that's for sure. 33 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,666 - Mm-hm. - Yep. 34 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,333 Come on, gang, we're only 12 hours into this shift! 35 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:56,291 We got 10 more to go! 36 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,416 Okay? 37 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,875 Perry, you know what? Try it without the gloves. 38 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,958 The meat on your palms, gonna give you a better grip. 39 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:06,000 Just… get in there. 40 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,625 It's gonna hurt a little bit, but… 41 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,375 I did it! 42 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:15,166 Keep it up and you'll have big, gross, calloused hands in no time. 43 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:18,333 Yes, sir! 44 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:19,416 Trudy! 45 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:22,333 Why aren't you makin' money for me? 46 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,750 Lois called me a mean name. 47 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,916 Lois, is that true? 48 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,375 She said I look like a ghoul. 49 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:35,375 Well, there's nothing wrong with being a ghoul, except you're not. 50 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:37,791 I'm a ghoul. 51 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,375 Perry over there, now, well, that's a ghoul. 52 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:42,041 Disgusting! Eech! 53 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:45,166 I think this might be a good reminder for everybody. 54 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,375 Hey, hey, listen up! 55 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,458 Little break here real quick, everybody. 56 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:50,541 Okay. 57 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:56,500 Reminder, we're all really, really lucky to be here. 58 00:03:56,583 --> 00:04:00,000 Believe me, I have seen some shit out there. 59 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,041 But here, we got it made. 60 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:06,000 We got a roof over our heads, a very well-defended perimeter. 61 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,291 - What about water? - Just drink the soda, alright? 62 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:10,458 You… you know what the best part about this place is? 63 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,500 Nobody wakes you up in the morning to do push-ups 64 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:15,625 or makes you carry around a big old bag all the time. 65 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:18,416 All in all, I'd say life's pretty good. 66 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:20,750 What do we always say? 67 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:24,666 Most kids are dead by this age! 68 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,583 Okay, back to work. 69 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,250 Keep up! 70 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:08,333 Keep moving! 71 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:31,000 You lost your Legionary. 72 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,541 Please. Please. Please. Pl… 73 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:44,416 The enemy horde has been relocating their artillery farther north. 74 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:48,916 So, to counterbalance, we need to relocate ours as well. 75 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:03,500 Ave, profligate. 76 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:08,666 Yes. 77 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:14,208 Hi, sir. 78 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,458 How dare you address the great Caesar? 79 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,750 "Kai-sar"? You… 80 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:22,708 Do… do you mean Caesar? 81 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:24,666 I believe Kaisers were German, and you guys 82 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,541 have more of a Roman theme, so… 83 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,208 I… I think it's Caesar. 84 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,750 This is the one. 85 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:40,083 Sir, please. Um, I see that this is a… 86 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:44,583 um… work camp. 87 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:47,208 - And if I may, I'm a very… - Shh. 88 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:50,333 We're negotiating the rights to your prima noctis. 89 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:53,583 Prima noctis? 90 00:06:57,916 --> 00:07:01,208 Okay. First of all, shame on you. 91 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:02,583 That is awful. 92 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:05,500 And secondly, prima noctis isn't even a Roman tradition. 93 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:07,416 It's from the Middle Ages. They were just nasty people 94 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,791 borrowing a Latin phrase. 95 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,166 And as much as I want to respect your traditions… 96 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:15,250 there is a line to all that, which I think we have found. 97 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,458 And you should know that I am not even a virgin. 98 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,125 And that's not including 99 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,791 all of the cousin stuff I did, which is at least a page or two on my resume. 100 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,958 So, looks like we're out of options. 101 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,958 If you don't mind me saying, it seems like you guys 102 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:31,916 might have lost your way out here. 103 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,375 I wouldn't expect a profligate like you to understand. 104 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:37,291 - We're at war. - With who? 105 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,000 The New California Republic. 106 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,375 The Khans. The Brotherhood. 107 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:42,750 But first, we must conquer 108 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,666 the unrepentant members of Caesar's Legion. 109 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,083 Over there. 110 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,291 All hail Caesar! 111 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,500 There's two Caesars? 112 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,208 The great founder of this Empire, he died. 113 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,791 We've been at war ever since over who should be his heir. 114 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,458 He wrote down the name of his successor. 115 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,375 He placed it into his divine pocket. 116 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,083 But every time we try to retrieve it, 117 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:17,458 the false Caesar and his followers, they shoot at us. 118 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,416 We are at a stalemate. 119 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:24,958 I may be able to help you. 120 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,875 I have experience with family counseling, 121 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:30,375 and sometimes conflict resolution… 122 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,041 it's easier than you think. 123 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:37,416 Oh, geez. 124 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,541 Excuse me! 125 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,458 This isn't Rome, okay? This is America! 126 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:52,083 - Is it? - Yeah, it is. 127 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,541 At least according to all the maps. 128 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,041 Maps drawn by the dead. 129 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,750 All that remains of America 130 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:00,125 is the overwhelming evidence of its failure. 131 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,625 Now, if you'll excuse me, we have a war to win. 132 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,916 You know, speaking as someone 133 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,583 who's seen upwards of 15 different movies, 134 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,500 if you think everyone else is the bad guy, 135 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,541 chances are, you're the bad guy. 136 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:14,458 But "good" is not a meaningful vector in history. 137 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,916 Only strength. 138 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,250 Yeah, well… 139 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,208 How 'bout a boat that's not a boat. You know what I mean? 140 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,708 Of course, you do. 141 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,875 You take out one plank… 142 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,166 boat's the same as it ever was. 143 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,291 It's just got a… a hole in it, that's all. 144 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:06,791 You take out a… a lot of planks… 145 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,875 and all of a sudden, you gotta ask yourself… 146 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,458 …what… what the fuck am I looking at? 147 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,083 This ain't no boat. 148 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:21,166 It's just a… a pile of wood, man. 149 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,166 It's just a fuckin' pile of wood. 150 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,250 I don't know what I'm tellin' you all this for. 151 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,000 I know you already know all this. 152 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,708 It's just been a while… 153 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:08,250 since I had someone worth talkin' to. 154 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,333 That's all. 155 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,916 You okay? 156 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,750 Yeah, I, uh… 157 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:59,833 I just… I-I can't seem to get Janey's teddy into the Keepsake Box. 158 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,541 For the Vault. 159 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,958 I just hate leaving anything behind, you know? 160 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,916 Well, we may not have to, right? 161 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,875 Well, I've gotta go to this thing for Charlie. 162 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,208 Okay. 163 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:02,500 What do you know about Robert House? 164 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,916 All I heard is that he's building some kind of weapons system in Vegas. 165 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,916 Our intel thinks it's connected to what you heard Barb talking about. 166 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,791 Your intel? 167 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,250 It's blueprints and a bunch of phone records. 168 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,791 What else am I supposed to call that? 169 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,541 Intel, I guess. 170 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:23,458 Well, do you know what your boss wants me to do to him? 171 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,541 Mm. 172 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,083 I didn't know. 173 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:36,125 Look, I wanna help. I'll do whatever I can. 174 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,416 But there's gotta be another way. 175 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,625 Look where we are, Coop. 176 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,458 Half the guys in here have killed people. 177 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,250 Maybe not the right ones. 178 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,625 Robert House is just one person. 179 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,541 My name is Diane Welch, 180 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,583 congresswoman for the District of Glendale. 181 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,583 And if you've never heard of me, 182 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:14,625 it's probably because I'm the only sitting congressperson 183 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:18,708 in this administration to have refused corporate funding. 184 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:24,041 So, while I may not be able to afford TV spots and billboards, 185 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,625 I don't think America can afford 186 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,791 any more corporate influence in Washington. 187 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,625 Get on with it. 188 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,250 Okay. 189 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,500 Well, today isn't about me, 190 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:42,958 it's about you and the sacrifices you've made for this great nation. 191 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:47,708 As a friend to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces, 192 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:50,416 it is my honor to award… 193 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:54,791 Um, let me just find my card here. 194 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,375 Oh. 195 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,958 The story of today's first honoree is just… 196 00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,583 I'm gonna go hit the head. 197 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,208 …wonderful, if I can find my notes. 198 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,916 You getting any awards tonight? 199 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,750 Um, no. 200 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,791 No, no, I'm just here for an old friend. 201 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,875 Corporal Charlie Whiteknife. 202 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,458 Yeah. Yeah, Charlie. 203 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,500 Rumor has it, he's a bit of a pinko. 204 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,916 Is that right? 205 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,583 I wouldn't know about that. 206 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,500 And what about you, Mr. Howard? 207 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,583 What about me? 208 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,916 Oh. Cooper Howard? 209 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,833 American veteran? 210 00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:59,708 Star of the silver screen? 211 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,041 Pinko? 212 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,375 Don't believe everything you read. 213 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,791 Oh, don't get me wrong. 214 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,750 I sympathize with the pinko point of view. 215 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,666 Yeah. 216 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,291 They have grievances with traditional institutions. 217 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,916 Entirely justified, if you ask me. 218 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,041 I didn't ask you. 219 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,833 It's their solution to the problem. 220 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,250 Oh. Here. 221 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,583 You back a body into a corner, they're liable to try anything. 222 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:40,708 You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time… 223 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,250 Tsk. 224 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,500 Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time 225 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,083 with a multitude of solutions. 226 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,791 Messy, messy? 227 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,458 I take it you're not a vet. 228 00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:06,916 What gave me away? 229 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,208 Because a vet would know better than to talk politics 230 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,291 when a man has his dick in his hand. 231 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,000 'Til next time, Mr. Howard. 232 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,833 The Codex is clear about chain of command. 233 00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,625 We mustn't squander this opportunity. 234 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,875 I told you. We're out. 235 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:41,708 I acknowledge the arrival of the Paladin from the Commonwealth 236 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:45,250 complicates the issue, but… 237 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,541 I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion, Quintus. 238 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:51,666 But the Brotherhood began as an act of rebellion. 239 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:58,875 Before the war, an ordinary captain 240 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:01,541 was sent to a research center in California. 241 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,541 Roger Maxson. 242 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,083 And when he saw what they were doing there… 243 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:15,291 depraved experiments on human subjects, 244 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:20,291 well, then, Roger Maxson had to ask himself, 245 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,875 who did he serve? 246 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:23,250 His God? 247 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,291 Or his government? 248 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,833 He chose his God. 249 00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,416 He shot the scientists. 250 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,750 He shot the people who tried to stop him. 251 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:44,666 His government had defied God, 252 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,625 and for that, he defied his government. 253 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,083 But he wasn't punished. 254 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,166 He was saved. 255 00:19:55,250 --> 00:20:00,041 So that he could found our noble order. 256 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,208 If our rebellion is righteous… 257 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,916 the way will be paved for us. 258 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,250 I told you. 259 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,541 I don't go in for the religious stuff. 260 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,625 Give the Cold Fusion relic to the Commonwealth. 261 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,875 Oh… 262 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,458 My lord… 263 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,208 this Xander guy… 264 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,916 I could just kill him. 265 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,958 Well, that's what we do here. Isn't it? 266 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:12,000 Behold, the dimness of the sword. 267 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,958 We just lost the alliance. 268 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,583 If we kill Xander, the envoy from the Commonwealth, 269 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,333 it will be war. 270 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,041 And without the support of the other chapters, 271 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:27,750 it will end with all our heads on spikes. 272 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,666 Yes, my lord, but if our cause is righteous… 273 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:35,041 I have no need for the thoughts of a sword! 274 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,708 Leave. 275 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,166 Must I repeat myself? 276 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,041 No, my lord. 277 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,458 There he is. 278 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,125 What do you want? 279 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:24,875 Well, my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation. 280 00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,333 Lift with your knees! 281 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,416 Your Clerics won't even look at me. 282 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:33,416 You guys have a lot of Clerics, you know that? 283 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,333 Yeah, I guess we do. 284 00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:39,666 Yeah, scurrying around everywhere like little cockroaches. 285 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:43,250 Right? 286 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,208 I mean, we have Clerics back at the Commonwealth. 287 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,625 They're just not, like, in charge, you know? 288 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:49,333 And I know every chapter of the Brotherhood 289 00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:51,250 is a little different, but this one… 290 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:55,041 …sucks. No offense. 291 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,166 I shouldn't be talking to you. Chain of command. 292 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,166 Good man. See? 293 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,708 That's a soldier for you. 294 00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,125 Your Elder Cleric is about to make a mistake. 295 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:15,708 The Brotherhood that you believe in, that I believe in? 296 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:19,541 We are the last bastion of order in this country. 297 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:22,000 We are a bulwark against chaos. 298 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,416 If you ask me, fomenting a rebellion 299 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,125 sounds a lot like chaos. 300 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:38,083 You know, back East, it's guys like us who call the shots. 301 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,458 People who put their ass on the line. 302 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:45,166 That is foundational to the Brotherhood ethos. 303 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,000 Your Clerics? What do they do? 304 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,833 Stand around, give speeches. 305 00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:52,083 We are the ones who bleed. 306 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,833 What do you want me to do about it? 307 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,500 Just talk to me. 308 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,708 You know, this isn't the first time that the Brotherhood 309 00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:08,416 has been on the verge of civil war. 310 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,208 But if us soldiers figure something out, 311 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:15,166 it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed. 312 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,750 What do you say? 313 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,916 Yeah, let's talk. 314 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:32,833 Hot dog. 315 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,500 Well, Miss Lucy… 316 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,750 how's that golden rule workin' out for you now? 317 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,666 What the fuck? 318 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:16,416 Kinda looks like we got ourselves a civil war. 319 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,583 Well, shit. 320 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:23,375 What you think, dog? 321 00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:35,041 What? 322 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:40,208 Don't look at me like that. I don't like her either. 323 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:43,583 But we gonna need her down the line. 324 00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:47,416 I ain't going up against two Legions in one afternoon. 325 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,750 We need some help. 326 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:51,541 And this is about the best place to get it. 327 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:53,666 Used to be, anyway. 328 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,500 H-Howdy, p-p-p-p-p-pardner! 329 00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,125 Is that you, Victor? 330 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:13,291 V-V-Victor. That sure does sound familiar. 331 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,916 Well, dagnabbit, spent the last ten years 332 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,875 thinkin' I was a soda machine. 333 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,083 What the fuck are you doing here? 334 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,041 Well, b-b-beats me, pardner. 335 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:26,291 Someone did a number on my numbers. 336 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:28,125 Memory's all jimble-jambled. 337 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,333 Is that right? 338 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,666 Well, I gotta save a dipshit Vaultie from the Legion. 339 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,458 Came here hopin' to get some help from the NCR. 340 00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:39,875 N-N-N-NCR? I ain't seen 'em. 341 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,083 Who's running these parts these days? 342 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:44,083 Well you know how it is around here. 343 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:48,250 The NCR and the Legion goin' at each other like cats and dogs. 344 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,916 Though now, we got the Legion fightin' the Legion like cats and dogs, too. 345 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,291 Is that so? 346 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,333 But you know what they say in Vegas. 347 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:01,416 Everyone's a winner. Eventually. 348 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,916 The same goes for losing, in my experience. 349 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:06,958 Except for one man. 350 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,750 The man that built you. 351 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,916 Where's Robert House? 352 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,666 He's gone. 353 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,791 He had all the money in the world. 354 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:21,250 But all he really wanted was to live forever. 355 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,291 Life just ain't fair, I guess. 356 00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,583 Well, typically, I would agree. 357 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:31,958 But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for plannin' ahead. 358 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:34,625 Oh, he had plans, alright. 359 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:38,416 But he needed the Cold Fusion doodad from before the war. 360 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:41,833 Didn't you have somethin' to do with all that? 361 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,625 Way back when? 362 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:51,333 Oh, you're leavin' already? 363 00:28:51,416 --> 00:28:54,833 Ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days. 364 00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,208 Just them Rangers up in the hills. 365 00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:59,125 Rangers in the hills? 366 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,916 Well, you know how it is. 367 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,083 The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fightin'. 368 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:06,875 Like c-c-c-cats and d-dogs. 369 00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:08,291 Much obliged, Victor. 370 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,208 Well, I'll be seein' you! 371 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,791 I'm sure you will. 372 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:24,166 We need a pilot. 373 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,916 And let someone else have all the fun? 374 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,166 - Let's go! - Well, I should grab my… 375 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,666 You don't need your Armor. I got a spare you could use. 376 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:32,833 They give you spares? 377 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:51,625 Motion assist servos. 378 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,083 It's nice. 379 00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:56,375 Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man. 380 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,708 I just know how to kick ass in it, you know? 381 00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:00,083 Alright. 382 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,458 You ever flown one of these? 383 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:03,458 Oh, no, no. 384 00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:05,125 Here, let me give you control right now. Hold on to it. 385 00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:06,791 - No, no! - Flip the switch… you sure? Yeah? 386 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:08,625 - No! - Okay. 387 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,416 You gotta try it. 388 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,750 Soon. 389 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:20,208 Hey, Maximus, can we just be hard dick for a second? 390 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:22,750 Oh, yeah. 391 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,625 Unless your guy Quintus gives me that relic, 392 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:29,416 you and me are going to be on the front line 393 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,000 shooting at each other soon. 394 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:36,083 And I know you're very good, but trust me, you don't want that heat. 395 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,708 And I don't know, I'm just thinking, 396 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:42,583 if I go home with the relic, there's no bloodshed, you know? 397 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:49,458 I'll be honest with you, man. 398 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,833 We are really up against it back home. 399 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:56,500 Without that relic you found, we risk losing the Commonwealth. 400 00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,416 And if the Commonwealth falls… 401 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:03,291 civilization won't last much longer. 402 00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:04,750 What do you mean, "won't last"? 403 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,333 - I mean, look at it out here. - It can get worse. 404 00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:10,750 Trust me. 405 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,125 Just think about it, that's all. 406 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:20,375 I trust your judgment, Maximus. 407 00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:23,208 So should you. 408 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:32,458 Oh, fuck yeah! 409 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:37,916 - What is it? - Power signatures in a complex nearby. 410 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,666 Looks like unauthorized automated activity. 411 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,916 You're 2,000 miles away from home. 412 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,500 What do you care about a couple of robots in the desert? 413 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,541 We're the Brotherhood of Steel. 414 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,500 We keep the Wasteland safe. 415 00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:51,583 This is what we do! 416 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,333 This is what we get to do! 417 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,166 Oh, here it is. 418 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,916 Hot dog! 419 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,125 C'mon! 420 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,708 Yeah! 421 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,333 Hot dog. 422 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,708 Oh, I know. 423 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,375 Huh. 424 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,708 Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic! 425 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:50,083 Well, I can see your salutations haven't changed. 426 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,541 Fucker! 427 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:01,583 Stop! Don't hurt 'im! 428 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:03,750 Why not? 429 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:06,333 This ghoul and the NCR go way back. 430 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,875 Gotta be ready. 431 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,500 Gotta be ready. They're coming any day. 432 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:19,958 We gotta be ready. Any day now. 433 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,458 If I may… 434 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:25,333 New California Republic may wanna drop the word "New," 435 00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,291 'cause y'all lookin' dusty as hell. 436 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,625 Where is everybody? 437 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,125 Up here, it's just us. 438 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:36,375 We've been cut off from reinforcements for more than a decade. 439 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,125 They're comin'. 440 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:42,666 Guess, uh, time takes a toll on some more than others. 441 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,875 When Shady Sands fell, we had a battalion out east. 442 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:52,500 - We could still get to them. - Shady Sands? 443 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,041 You do know that was over 20 years ago, right? 444 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,958 Legion has us boxed in. 445 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:09,750 We've lost touch with our battalion. Please, help us contact them. 446 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:11,958 Let our people know we're still out here. 447 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,666 What's so funny? 448 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,500 I'm in a minor predicament. 449 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:22,833 I came to the NCR looking for help based on the cozy-ass assumption 450 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:25,458 that the good guys would prevail in the great state of Nevada. 451 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,500 - We're winning the war. - We are. 452 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,458 Well, if this is winnin', 453 00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:32,083 I would hate to see what losin' looks like. 454 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,333 Please. 455 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,833 The stuff we fight for… 456 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:49,208 clean water, schools… 457 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,250 rights for folks like you… 458 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,208 story has it, you used to believe in those things, too. 459 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:03,500 Please, help us, before we're captured. 460 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,833 Ain't nobody comin'. 461 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,166 'Cause there ain't nobody left. 462 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,708 Little piece of advice that's helped me sleep at night over the years. 463 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:36,375 When something's dead, it's usually because it deserved to die. 464 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,916 Alright, bro. Let's do this. 465 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,291 In here. 466 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:11,833 Come on, Max. 467 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:13,583 I'm… I'm coming. 468 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,208 Hold up. 469 00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:17,791 Halt! Display your credentials! 470 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,041 Greetings, visitor! 471 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:22,500 Would you prefer a neck or foot massage today? 472 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:23,875 There will be no massage! 473 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,291 I-I-Identification is… 474 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,291 Please remove your clothing 475 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,375 and apply a complimentary towel. 476 00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:32,083 Cancel massage p-p-p-protocol immediately! Intruder! 477 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,958 Massage protocol activated! 478 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,500 Activating version… 479 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,916 Xander? 480 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,791 Intruder! Prepare to be-be neutralized. 481 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,833 Relaxation imminent! 482 00:36:41,916 --> 00:36:43,250 Get back! 483 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,166 Ha, ha, fuck yeah! 484 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,041 You ever see one of these? 485 00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:56,833 What is that? 486 00:36:58,416 --> 00:36:59,541 Watch this. 487 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,333 Come on, you big metallic piece o' shit! 488 00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:11,791 Yeah! 489 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,833 Ha, ha, ha, yeah! 490 00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,041 Suck on this! 491 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:20,750 Ooh! 492 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,250 That's all you got? 493 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,458 Hey, Xander, you okay? 494 00:37:33,541 --> 00:37:34,625 Suck it! 495 00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,166 Come on. 496 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,833 Hey, Max! You want a piece of this? 497 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:44,208 Oh, hell yeah. 498 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:47,208 Over here, you big bag of bolts. 499 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,458 Come on, dickhead! 500 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,708 - Hoo-hoo! Nice one! - Yay! 501 00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:08,458 - Right? - Boom! 502 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:11,250 Yeah. Gee whiz, that felt good. 503 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,333 - Did you hear that? - Yeah. 504 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,083 You want a turn with this? 505 00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,791 Wow, D… Thank you. 506 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,250 Hot dog. 507 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,375 "Ah-way." 508 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,541 Or whatever the fuck y'all say to each other. 509 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,416 You claim to have information for Caesar. 510 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,958 Well, I understand that the Legion ain't fans 511 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,083 of the linear progression of time… 512 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:07,833 or the soft "C," for that matter. 513 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,833 But I bet you still understand cause and effect. 514 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:14,250 Now, I give you something you want. 515 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:20,333 And, well, you give me something I want. 516 00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:23,750 Or we can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want. 517 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:26,625 Well, yeah, you could do that. 518 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:31,375 Or you could exterminate the last holdout of the New California Republic. 519 00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:41,000 I can tell you where they're hidin'. 520 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:51,041 Now, remember, these are the 45s. 521 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,958 They're hard as hell to walk in. 522 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:55,583 And this Power Armor's so goddamn hot from the fires 523 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:58,291 that it's melting the snow beneath my feet. 524 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,083 And I'm dragging this guy, you know, 525 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:03,000 just dragging him through the mud and the slush. 526 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:07,083 And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive. 527 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:12,458 So, the first chance I get, I take cover, take a knee, 528 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:14,458 open up that visor. 529 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,750 And who do I see staring right back at me? 530 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:19,875 It's Cooper Howard. 531 00:41:21,416 --> 00:41:22,833 That's right. 532 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:26,000 You know what he said to me? 533 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:27,291 Coop. 534 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,625 You remember? 535 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:32,583 Uh, "How do I look?" 536 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,750 That's a lie, ladies and gentlemen. That is a lie. 537 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:40,500 I mean, the movie star Cooper Howard, he probably would have said that. 538 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,500 But the man I was looking at… 539 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,416 he looked up at me and he said, 540 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,958 "How are the others?" 541 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,833 Nearly burnt alive… 542 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:56,375 and he was worried about our squad. 543 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,125 Fuckin' Marines, huh? 544 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:03,875 We like to tell stories about what we did out there. 545 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,416 Yeah, not all of them, anyways. 546 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:11,541 Some of them we can't tell. 547 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,541 But the ones we do tell… 548 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:21,625 we tell 'em to make us feel good about what we did. 549 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:33,375 To give us hope that it was all for the right reasons. 550 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:37,708 But we're just Marines. 551 00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:40,958 We don't get the privilege of knowing. 552 00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:44,333 We just had to go off of what they told us. 553 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,500 They told us that it was all on the line… 554 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:51,250 fate of the whole free world. 555 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,791 With the stakes stacked that high… 556 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,166 we didn't get much choice, did we? 557 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,333 And I guarantee you, 558 00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:04,916 the guys on the other side got told the same shit. 559 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:09,875 Tonight, we bury the New California Republic! 560 00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:22,041 At the end of the day, 561 00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:25,750 we just gotta hope that we bet on the right side. 562 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,208 The side that protects the people you love. 563 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:31,625 Because if it did… 564 00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:34,916 I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything. 565 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,041 Even something bad. 566 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:50,250 Anyway, uh, thank you for the potato salad. 567 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:55,791 Um, it was good seeing all of you, and, uh, thank you. 568 00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:00,416 Uh, wait. You can't leave without your award. 569 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,541 It's a, um, commemorative lighter. 570 00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:06,791 So, congratulations, Corporal. 571 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:09,291 Thank you. 572 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,291 Thank you. 573 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:24,541 Thank you. 574 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,958 Don't thank me yet. 575 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,166 This is for you. 576 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:45,125 They gave that to me for saving a man. 577 00:44:47,291 --> 00:44:49,333 Not for killing the three it took to do it. 578 00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:19,333 Maybe this was a mistake. 579 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:22,666 Why? What did you do? 580 00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,958 I don't know. Maybe somethin' good. 581 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:30,458 Or maybe somethin' stupid. 582 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,458 Ha-ha, gotcha! 583 00:46:28,541 --> 00:46:29,875 On your feet! 584 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:39,625 Oh, no. No. 585 00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:45,458 Aw, it's just a baby abomination! 586 00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:48,541 Hey, buddy. 587 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,958 Where are your friends? 588 00:46:50,791 --> 00:46:52,875 Where there's one, there's always another. 589 00:46:56,166 --> 00:46:59,833 Alright, I know there's more of you here, so you better come on out. 590 00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:03,875 Don't worry. We're not going to hurt you. 591 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:14,833 Aw, good little ones. 592 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:22,125 Oh, jackpot. 593 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:25,291 Were you guys playing hide-and-seek? 594 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,416 I love that game. 595 00:47:28,291 --> 00:47:29,500 It's okay, it's okay. 596 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:31,250 You're okay. 597 00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,625 Yeah, you're all okay. 598 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:39,041 Alright, I'm gonna split you up into two groups, okay? 599 00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:43,458 If you have smooth skin, walk over to this side of the table. 600 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:51,875 Wrinkles, stay right here in front of me, okay? 601 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,291 Hey, wait. Xander? Xander. 602 00:47:57,375 --> 00:48:00,166 Alright, smooth skins, close your eyes. 603 00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,041 Please, stop. 604 00:48:05,541 --> 00:48:07,083 Hi! Hello! 605 00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:10,708 Oh, if I may. 606 00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:14,500 I'm the manager here, and, uh, I just ask you… 607 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:17,291 please don't do what you're about to do. 608 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:21,333 I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything, 609 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:24,125 but, you know, they're just… they're just kids. 610 00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:26,041 So, who cares, right? 611 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,875 They're not kids. They're abominations. 612 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,583 And so are you. 613 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,375 But they are kids. 614 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,666 Xander. Xander, come on, man, we don't… 615 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,833 - No. - Please, Xander, please stop! 616 00:48:41,916 --> 00:48:43,916 The Codex is clear on this. 617 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:47,375 And without the rules, where are we? 618 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,833 Fuck the Codex, Xander! Listen to me! 619 00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:51,666 No. No, no, no. No, no, no! 620 00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,583 - Hot dog! - Stop, Xander! 621 00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:55,375 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Wait! 622 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:57,208 No! No! 623 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:26,291 Hey, man. 624 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,958 Hey. 625 00:49:29,916 --> 00:49:32,833 Uh… what you been up to? 626 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:37,750 I think I just started a war. 627 00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,583 Okay. 628 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:46,916 Yeah, well, um, I'm the floor manager here. 629 00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:50,416 So, it sounds like we both got a lot going on right now. 630 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:54,458 Yeah.