1 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:13,333 A nuclear event would be a tragedy. 2 00:00:13,416 --> 00:00:16,250 - But also an opportunity. - Mr. Howard? 3 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:20,375 Huge fan. I'm Henry, but everyone calls me Hank. 4 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:23,750 If the American government needs a hand 5 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:26,791 in settling our more international disputes, 6 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:29,291 well, they know who to call. 7 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:32,000 Are you familiar with Robert House? 8 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:35,875 Are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America? 9 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:37,291 Not spy on him. 10 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:40,416 Your wife is going to Vegas next week 11 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,541 to sell Cold Fusion to Robert House. 12 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:46,875 When the bombs drop, it'll be Robert House 13 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:49,041 that presses the button. 14 00:00:53,791 --> 00:00:57,833 I'm in Vegas these days, back in your old stomping grounds. 15 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:01,166 Trying to pick up where you all left off. 16 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:07,500 When this is all over, you will be begging me to help you. 17 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:11,708 - I was Bud's personal assistant. - Hm. 18 00:01:11,791 --> 00:01:14,416 "Future Enterprise Ventures"? 19 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:19,125 The whole plan for Vaults 32 and 33? 20 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:22,250 Phase 2 was very important to the experiment. 21 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,083 I know you think you being helpful 22 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:28,041 shootin' folks in the kneecaps and the ass. 23 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:29,958 Ah, fuck! 24 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,708 I'm not gonna apologize for not murdering people. 25 00:01:32,791 --> 00:01:35,583 My name is Diane Welch, 26 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:38,583 congresswoman for the District of Glendale. 27 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,041 I don't think America can afford 28 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:44,375 any more corporate influence in Washington. 29 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,875 I take it you're not a vet. 30 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,708 'Til next time, Mr. Howard. 31 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,000 Got any cigarettes? I'd like to try one. 32 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,416 One addiction at a time. 33 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:05,333 Before we start, there's the small matter of my fee. 34 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:06,958 Fusion Core? 35 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:09,250 You don't see those around much anymore, do you? 36 00:02:32,666 --> 00:02:34,500 Okey-dokey. 37 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:24,125 I defer to you about what to do in this situation. 38 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:27,833 Run. 39 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,875 Do you have any more drugs? I really think I need some more drugs. 40 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:37,375 - You have any more? - Drugs? 41 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:38,958 No, I ain't got any more drugs! 42 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:42,083 Okay, then which weapon would you recommend for this? 43 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,666 - You got a rocket launcher in that bag? - Nope. 44 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,041 So, this is Vegas, huh? 45 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,958 Yep. 46 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:49,375 And those surprisingly smelly lizard monster bull things? 47 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,541 Have they always been here? 48 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:55,291 Nope. 49 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:57,500 Okay. 50 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:02,958 I'd ask why my dad ran into a den of giant monsters, 51 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,750 but you'd probably just tell me to shut the fudge up. 52 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:13,666 Before the war, there was a plan… 53 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,166 for a special Vault. 54 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,583 A Vault for management. 55 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,541 That's where my wife is. 56 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,416 Where my daughter is, too. 57 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,708 You never found it? 58 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:34,416 Oh no, I found one, in California. 59 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,166 It was empty. 60 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,708 Found another one in Oregon. 61 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,416 It was empty, too. 62 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:46,291 Turns out, there's more than a few special Vaults for management 63 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:48,000 sprinkled across the Wasteland. 64 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,583 All of 'em empty. 65 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:56,416 But I've never found one in Vegas. 66 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:01,250 So, you think if my dad's in there, 67 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:03,375 maybe your wife and daughter are, too? 68 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:05,375 Uh-huh. 69 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,875 And now, they're surrounded by these fuckin' things. 70 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,416 I think we should just go in there and get them. 71 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,000 You can't just waltz past a pack of Deathclaws. 72 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,625 They're called Deathclaws? 73 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:32,791 Look, I know it's not an ideal situation, but we… 74 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:35,291 Oh, uh, I'm okay. Thank you so much. 75 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,625 But nothing is, up here, right? 76 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:40,000 Now, I'll admit, I am in an altered mental state 77 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:42,333 but I think we should just shoot these monsters in the face. 78 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:45,125 And frankly, whatever we do, we need to do it quickly, 79 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,208 'cause I am very much out of drugs. 80 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,291 Take this. 81 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,041 There's a general store over there called Sonny's. 82 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:54,916 Ask for somethin' called Addictol. 83 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,333 It'll clean out all that shit you got runnin' through your veins. 84 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,958 Hey, maybe they'll have something to take down one of those lizards. 85 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,750 I wouldn't bet on it. 86 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:06,166 Where are you going? 87 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,541 To get fucked up. 88 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:26,833 Whiskey. 89 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,708 The bottle. 90 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:54,250 Guess you saw them Deathclaw things 91 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,041 come up from Quarry Junction. 92 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,291 They fightin' around the Strip. 93 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,291 Big whup. 94 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:05,708 Just another fuckin' round o' change in management's all it is. 95 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,041 Like one of 'em merry-go-rounds. 96 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,333 NCR. Legion. NCR. Legion. 97 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,666 Fuckin' robots. 98 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,916 No matter to me. 99 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,500 Always somebody tryna tell us what to do. 100 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,916 Long as they don't come 'round and charge me taxes, 101 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,458 I don't give a fuck. 102 00:08:24,541 --> 00:08:27,083 Don't try to charge me taxes, lizard. 103 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,250 - I'll shoot your goddamn head off. - Stop… 104 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,041 talkin'. 105 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,083 While the government twiddles thumbs 106 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:32,250 at the negotiating table with our communist adversaries 107 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,375 from across the Pacific, 108 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,916 Captains of Industry gather in Las Vegas, Nevada, 109 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,833 to decide the fate of the free world. 110 00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:43,500 And the leader of this historic summit? 111 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,000 Robert Edwin House, founder of RobCo, 112 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,750 the nation's leading robotics manufacturer. 113 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:53,416 So, what does this titan of the private sector 114 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:57,541 think about his odds at succeeding where the government has failed? 115 00:09:57,625 --> 00:10:00,375 Where I come from, which is America, 116 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,833 the House always wins. 117 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:07,041 Mrs. Howard! Mrs. Howard! Coop! Hey. 118 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,791 I'm sorry I'm late. Uh, let me take your bags to the gate. 119 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,833 It looks like you already got your hands full. 120 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,750 Oh! I'm suddenly a very important person 121 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,208 and a possible assassination target. 122 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,541 - We'll meet you at the gate, Hank. - Okay! 123 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,250 Uh, you go ahead. 124 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,541 I gotta call my agent. 125 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,875 Alright. 126 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,208 Glad you chose to do the right thing. 127 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,458 Is that what you call killing a man? 128 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,541 Check the coin return. 129 00:10:55,625 --> 00:11:00,458 If Robert House gets Cold Fusion, Vault-Tec gets the bombs. 130 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:03,541 This is the only way to stop it. 131 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:07,000 - Is this what I think it is? - You're a soldier. 132 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,833 You've killed before. 133 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,166 In uniform. 134 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:14,541 Wearing a costume doesn't make it any better. 135 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:18,750 I am giving you the opportunity to save countless lives 136 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,083 in exchange for one. 137 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,333 I think in this case, the ends justify the means. 138 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:28,166 You know, people've been saying shit like that for years. 139 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:38,291 I tell you what. 140 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:43,166 I'll stop the exchange. I'll get your Cold Fusion back. 141 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,208 But I'm not gonna kill a man to do it. 142 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,875 Corporate greed has no place in government! 143 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,083 Please, remain calm. 144 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,708 Hey, you sold us out! 145 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,083 There's a Vault-Tec hotel? 146 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,458 Your ad campaign has been an enormous success. 147 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,458 Yeah. Ah. 148 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,083 What a crazy world. 149 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,833 - Hello. I'm a big fan. - Oh yeah, okay. Sure. 150 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:58,750 Private companies shouldn't be allowed 151 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,583 to unilaterally dictate American policy. 152 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:05,750 I deserve to be part of this conversation. 153 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,916 I'm a United States congresswoman! 154 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,333 Oh! That's Congresswoman Welch… 155 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:20,375 Hey, here. 156 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,791 - I'm really sorry about that. - No, it's fine. 157 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,541 Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations. 158 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,000 Coop? 159 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,250 Keep at it. 160 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:02,416 Oh, I, uh, I need to talk to those reps from RobCo. 161 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:06,250 - Care to join? - What do you think? 162 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,750 I'm gonna get a couple of drinks. Nukatini? 163 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,458 These government knuckleheads can't solve anything. 164 00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:21,708 It's up to us. 165 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,916 Government should be run like a business. 166 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,208 Thank you. 167 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,583 - It's Robert House! - There he is! 168 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,916 Mr. House would like to see you. 169 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,291 Well, howdy, pardner. 170 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,416 Howdy. 171 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,333 Right this way! 172 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:12,708 Hello! 173 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,333 I'm Robert House. 174 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,916 From the fuckin' toilet? 175 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,291 I apologize, I was just very eager to meet you. 176 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,125 Now… 177 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,708 I know that you came to Vegas to kill me. 178 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,375 Did you not? 179 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,000 Die! Die! Die! 180 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,125 Let's get lucky, shall we? 181 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,041 Hello, gorgeous. 182 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:09,916 How I've missed you. 183 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,750 I'll admit you'd be disappointed in how I've behaved 184 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,666 since we've been apart, but… 185 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,833 you can't begrudge a man for filling the void, can you? 186 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,291 Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer 187 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,833 active and reporting for duty. 188 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:31,666 That makes two of us. 189 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,916 Oh, a looky-loo, eh? 190 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,333 Go watch from behind a shrub or something, like a civilized pervert. 191 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:45,208 Now, where were we? 192 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,916 How would you like to forget everything you've ever known? 193 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,583 Everyone you've ever known? 194 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:51,166 Your language and motor skills will remain intact. 195 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:57,375 But every choice you've made, every moment you've cherished, 196 00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:01,666 will be completely and utterly removed from your memory. 197 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,000 Please. Yes. 198 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,583 Oh. Oh. 199 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,416 Ooh. 200 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:33,083 Ooh, good gracious! 201 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Ooh! 202 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,416 Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no! 203 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,083 No, no, no, no, no! 204 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,500 Nooo! 205 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:08,875 Let's begin. 206 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,708 Ew, it's so dirty in here. 207 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,208 It's like walking on garbage. 208 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,375 One of these guys must be the janitor. 209 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,916 - Guys? We really need… - Hey, look. 210 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:43,791 It's Janice. 211 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,291 Ugh, still at her desk. Yeesh. 212 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:47,916 - She always was a kiss-ass. - Yeah. 213 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,916 I need to craft a weapon. 214 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,208 We should get outta here. 215 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,875 This is my squat. 216 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:08,833 - It's our squat. - They know what I mean. 217 00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:12,291 Well, I'll be. 218 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,125 More Vault Dwellers. 219 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:19,833 What do you mean, "more Vault Dwellers"? 220 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,708 Can I ask you a question? 221 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:28,166 Mm-hmm. 222 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,500 What is making that noise in the elevator? 223 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:35,041 Roach farm. 224 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,958 How big are they? 225 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:44,291 Not big enough for market yet, but they'll get there. 226 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,916 So, you met my sister? 227 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,916 Yeah, back in Filly. 228 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,625 Before the Brotherhood of Steel burnt it down. 229 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,125 Had her help a fella from the Enclave 230 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,375 get through the Shithole to some folks from the NCR 231 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:07,208 who weren't in town when Shady Sands blew up. 232 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,541 Pretty slim odds. 233 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:13,333 What with it being Khan country. 234 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,583 - What? - Hmm? 235 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:20,041 I don't understand what any of that means. 236 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,416 Oh, I'm sorry. I forget you Vaulties 237 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,291 don't much care for current events. 238 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:29,041 Your sister is dead, honey. 239 00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,125 You don't know that. 240 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,541 You don't know my sister. 241 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,375 I know the Wasteland better than you do. 242 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:45,791 And I know plenty well what it does 243 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,166 to folks as soft as you all are. 244 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:52,791 Now, I wanna tell you what I told her. 245 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:56,416 And for y'all's sake, I hope you listen. 246 00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,166 Go home, Vaultie. 247 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,250 Let's go, Barv. 248 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:10,875 If you idiots need supplies for the trip home, help yourselves. 249 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,375 But don't you touch my roach farm. 250 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,416 Good luck, dipshits. 251 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,625 Suddenly, you're a big Samaritan, huh? 252 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,708 Baby, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to be a better person. 253 00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:54,791 - Come on. - Yeah! 254 00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:28,583 What are you doing? 255 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,541 Uh, n… 256 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:37,791 I… I just, um… I came in the wrong door, so… 257 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,583 Are you… Sonny? 258 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:54,583 He left town. 259 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:57,875 Okay. 260 00:27:58,791 --> 00:27:59,791 So… 261 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,833 he's not in that trash can behind me? 262 00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:09,708 No. 263 00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,791 That's the guy who tried to rob the place. 264 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:15,375 And he's naked. 265 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:16,541 So… 266 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,791 did he come in here naked? 267 00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:24,250 Yeah. 268 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:27,458 I mean, it's not weird for someone to rob a store naked. 269 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,250 Lots of people do it, okay? 270 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,125 Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now, 271 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:39,500 and you're not gonna shoot me as I go. 272 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,083 Sir, don't touch that gun. If you touch that gun, 273 00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:42,291 I'm gonna have to maim you. 274 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,958 Sir, I'm sorry, I… 275 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:01,541 Oh, gosh. 276 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,583 Oh. 277 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,208 Who are you? 278 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,666 I don't know. 279 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,791 Mr. Howard. 280 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,791 I've been following you for some time. 281 00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:59,375 - Have you? - Oh, don't worry. 282 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,666 I'm not a crazed fan of one of your films. 283 00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:05,000 Unlike Edison and some of the rest, I don't care for fiction. 284 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,208 It's not real. Doesn't matter. 285 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,458 My interest in you, though, on the other hand… 286 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:13,625 well, that does matter. 287 00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:17,750 - How you figure that? - Our destinies are, um… 288 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:23,250 mathematically intertwined. 289 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,333 How long have you been pretending to be this guy? 290 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,208 About ten years. 291 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,250 Ten years. 292 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,375 It's a living. 293 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,708 Mr. Howard. 294 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,583 Come down here. 295 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:39,083 Let's you and I talk. 296 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:42,333 I'm not gonna come down there. 297 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:45,208 - Come down here. - I don't want to come down there. 298 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,250 Mr. Howard, I was there with you in Alaska. 299 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,166 I doubt that very much. 300 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,500 Not physically, of course. 301 00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,750 I'm not insane. 302 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:02,458 But I did license a piece of software to West Tek, 303 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:05,250 which gave me access to the T-45 Armor you wore. 304 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,958 So, I saw what you saw. 305 00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,333 I saw it all. 306 00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:14,833 I saw the demon in the snow. 307 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:20,083 And I believe that it's connected to the future of this great nation. 308 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:24,583 And to your wife. 309 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:42,000 Like yourself, Mr. Howard, 310 00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:44,500 I am an apex competitor. 311 00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:48,500 We are the very best at what we do. 312 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,833 And what I do, is I know everything. 313 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,875 I know who is making what technology, 314 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:02,125 and I acquire that technology at the most lucrative moment 315 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,833 in its span of functionality. 316 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:13,916 This week, I'm acquiring Cold Fusion from Vault-Tec. 317 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,083 From my wife. 318 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,416 Correct. 319 00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:23,458 It will allow me to stay alive indefinitely 320 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:27,208 in roboticized, non-biological form and protect Las Vegas 321 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:29,125 from the coming nuclear war. 322 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,000 Initiated by my wife. 323 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:36,833 Unclear. 324 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,250 By Vault-Tec, then? 325 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:44,208 No, I doubt that, despite what we've both heard in that meeting. 326 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,375 Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats. 327 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,083 Your wife, though… 328 00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:51,833 I don't know. 329 00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:55,166 You said you knew everything. 330 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,708 I routinely design and run mathematical paradigms 331 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:01,833 based on global, political, and socioeconomic conditions 332 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:05,708 in an effort to… predict future events. 333 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:12,333 And one spring morning, the data coalesced, 334 00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:15,125 and it told me, in no uncertain terms, 335 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:16,916 that the world would… 336 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,750 well, end. 337 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,333 Calculator told you that? 338 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:28,791 The date of the end of the world 339 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,708 may not interest you, Mr. Howard. 340 00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:33,958 But the date the data coalesced might. 341 00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:39,791 April 14th, 2065, at 5:17 a.m. 342 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:44,666 Is that date of any interest to you? 343 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,458 That's my daughter's birthday. 344 00:33:56,541 --> 00:34:00,250 Oh, that is vexingly curious, isn't it? 345 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:08,958 More curious is that you were not meant to come to Vegas this weekend. 346 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:12,083 Your wife Barbara was meant to come alone. 347 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:15,500 The moment that you bought your ticket to Las Vegas, 348 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,166 the date the world was going to end… 349 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,750 jumped forward by one month. 350 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:25,833 What are you, a f-fortune teller now? 351 00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:31,750 I am a mathematician, a roboticist, and a casino owner. 352 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,875 And I don't know yet how you figure into all of this, 353 00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:37,625 but you most certainly do. 354 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,916 And I don't like unknown variables. 355 00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:49,666 Irksome. 356 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:54,708 Not knowing exactly how you play a part in ending the world. 357 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,875 You know, the… 358 00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:05,083 person who wanted me to kill you, you know what they think? 359 00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:09,250 They think that you are gonna end things 360 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,041 by selling Vault-Tec the weapons it needs. 361 00:35:13,541 --> 00:35:15,458 No. 362 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:18,958 The bombs will not be dropped by me or any of the idiots at that meeting. 363 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:24,958 What I believe… 364 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,083 I believe there is a… 365 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,333 another player at the table. 366 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:36,750 The same unknown entity 367 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:40,458 responsible for your demon in the snow. 368 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,041 - Who? - I don't know. 369 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:48,750 It's like I said. Irksome. 370 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:53,000 As you see, I live my life by one simple maxim. 371 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:56,166 - The House always wins, right? - And it does. 372 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:59,083 I'm making sure of it using every single piece 373 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:01,166 of technology at my disposal. 374 00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:07,375 But what if I'm not the House? 375 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:11,166 What if someone else is? 376 00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:17,458 What if you're just a fucking lunatic? 377 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:20,375 I'm a lunatic? 378 00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,083 Yeah. 379 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:27,458 I would encourage you to gaze inward, Mr. Howard, 380 00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:29,416 to your small life, 381 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:33,250 spending your days pretending to be a cowboy, 382 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:36,166 while your wife is making apocalyptic proposals 383 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:39,208 at board meetings, and I'm building a missile system 384 00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:41,791 to defend this glorious city from what's coming. 385 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:44,208 But from whom, Mr. Howard? 386 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,791 From whom? 387 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:47,958 Who ends the world? 388 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,541 Is it you? What if it is you? 389 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:54,541 I don't think you're a cowboy at all, no. 390 00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:56,666 I think you're a killer! 391 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:59,458 I think I know exactly who you are! 392 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,750 Alright. Comms Room. 393 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,083 Clark, Pete, with me. 394 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,208 It's dead. 395 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:49,333 Who were you hoping to contact? 396 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,250 The investors. 397 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:58,625 Hey, Clark, you're project manager. Get this operational, stat. 398 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,333 Shouldn't take long. 399 00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:02,541 Hey, Pete, go try that one. 400 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,833 You okay? 401 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,166 Sorry. 402 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:25,500 You'd think it would have all hit me at once, but, uh… 403 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:27,125 Nope. 404 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:34,041 Even if my parents survived the bombs, they'd be gone by now. 405 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:36,541 Same with my friends. 406 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,333 My cat. 407 00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:45,166 Your cat have a name? 408 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,791 His name was Puppy. 409 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,250 - Puppy the cat. - It's funny, huh? 410 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,833 I mean, not right now, I guess. 411 00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:00,333 Yeah. 412 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:10,750 You don't strike me as the kind of person 413 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:13,458 who would sign up for a program like this. 414 00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:16,500 Did you know going in about the Future Enterprise Ventures? 415 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:20,875 Like I said, I just started this job a week ago. 416 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:25,458 But everything these people talked about sounded pretty nutty to me. 417 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,333 But you don't remember what they said? 418 00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:33,250 Nothing about doing something to the people in Vault 32 or 33? 419 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,375 No. 420 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,875 There was this exec. 421 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:44,625 Bud's boss? Her name was Barbara Howard. 422 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:47,166 She was in charge of all the Vault proposals. 423 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,333 Do you know where her office is? 424 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:26,458 You're not really Bud's successor, are you? 425 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,625 How'd you know? 426 00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:32,833 Mm. 427 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:36,125 Because you're not absolutely nuts? 428 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,708 Thank you? 429 00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:42,666 But the rest of them, they are nuts. 430 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,708 I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins 431 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:48,500 and his weird multi-millennial plan. 432 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:52,458 If they realize you took that from them, 433 00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,541 there's no telling what they'll do. 434 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,833 Sorry if that came across as a little dramatic. 435 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,166 But in my defense, I did just see the world end, like, a week ago. 436 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:10,041 I could really use a drink. 437 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:12,708 Do you want a drink? 438 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,333 - I've actually never had one. - Really? 439 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,166 I'll be right back. 440 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,958 Future Enterprise Ventures. 441 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:43,708 F… E-V. 442 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:55,416 Forced Evolutionary Virus. 443 00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,500 You lied to us. 444 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,625 I think we can say I am officially done with dru… 445 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:40,041 Window. 446 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:46,000 Watch it! 447 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,833 You done? 448 00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:11,833 Thanks. 449 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:15,916 Least I can do, considering. 450 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:22,958 Who's that? 451 00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:29,291 I'll let him explain. 452 00:44:35,791 --> 00:44:37,708 Hi! 453 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:40,166 I was sent here by your father. 454 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:46,916 Mr. MacLean is very impressed that you've followed him this far, 455 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,541 but he's quite secure in an underground facility. 456 00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:52,291 There's no reaching him from here, 457 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,625 not without his explicit invitation. 458 00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:59,000 You're gonna walk right back out of here and lead us to my father, now. 459 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,541 Unfortunately, I don't have permission. 460 00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:11,041 Mr. MacLean is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter. 461 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:15,791 They are quite peacefully resting in stasis. 462 00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:18,625 And wouldn't it be a shame if Mr. MacLean 463 00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:22,875 had to terminate that slumber prematurely? 464 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:25,541 They almost assuredly wouldn't survive the process. 465 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:31,541 Don't listen to him. Whatever it is, we can't trust him. 466 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:37,166 However, Mr. MacLean is willing to make a deal, 467 00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:39,416 one family's safety for another's. 468 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:43,500 Mr. MacLean will leave your wife and daughter 469 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:46,583 safe and sound in their cryo chambers 470 00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:51,916 if you bring his daughter back to the safety of her Vault. 471 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,375 - What? - Your father is in the process 472 00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:58,458 of setting certain plans in motion. 473 00:45:58,541 --> 00:46:01,000 He'd like it if you'd be able to wait it out, 474 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:03,083 safe and sound, back at home. 475 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,166 Do you accept? 476 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,125 You can't actually be considering this. 477 00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:39,750 Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with. 478 00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:50,125 This is the bargain. 479 00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:59,541 We were actually beginning to get along. 480 00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:04,541 Yeah. 481 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:21,708 Mm, wonderful! 482 00:47:22,666 --> 00:47:25,583 I'll inform management that you made an agreeable decision. 483 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:28,916 Good afternoon. 484 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:58,916 Take a nap. 485 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:02,333 When you wake up, you'll be home. 486 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,416 Couldn't be helped. 487 00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,375 Family's a fucked-up thing. 488 00:49:02,916 --> 00:49:05,291 Oh, my God. Cooper Howard! Can I have a kiss? 489 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:08,958 You have to ride the missile! 490 00:49:50,583 --> 00:49:52,625 I thought we were friends. 491 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,750 We need to talk. 492 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,333 My little Sugarbomb.