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I will do whatever it takes to make sure

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the people I love,
that is you and that is Janey,

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go into a special Vault for management.

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A nuclear event would be a tragedy.

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But also an opportunity.

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Because war, well…

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war never changes.

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Your wife is going to Vegas next week

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to sell Cold Fusion to Robert House.

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How would you like to forget
everything you've ever known.

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Please, yes.

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Let's begin.

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Steph, if you don't help us,

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there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.

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When you said "experiment" to Betty,
what were you talking about?

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Overseer stuff.

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We can't be wasting resources
on your little club right now.

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I'll have you know, my little group
is growing in numbers every week.

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- You're a snack club.
- You're not taking this from me.

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I've seen what it's like out there.

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I'm just trying to make it better.

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It couldn't have been all bad out there.
You met that girl.

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And maybe she's still out there.

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Get that as far away from here as you can.

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I'm looking for someone.

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What do you plan to do to him
when you find him?

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You don't happen to have any vials, do ya?

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- My name is Roger.
- You're turnin'.

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Hi!

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I was sent here by your father.

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Mr. MacLean is watching over
this gentleman's wife and daughter.

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We were actually
beginning to get along.

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We need to talk.

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My little Sugarbomb.

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…sales in Southern California.

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We'll be increasing our billboard presence

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which means we need to make
some aesthetic choices.

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So, in actuality,

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this is what a five-megaton blast
will look like over Los Angeles.

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Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast
will look better for the billboards.

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Mm, but it won't be a ten-megaton blast.

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It'll be multiple five-megaton blasts.

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Obviously, it will be
multiple blasts for Los Angeles,

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but our design team
thinks that it will look too busy.

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- Mm.
- See?

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Just a cacophony of puff clouds.

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Mm.

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- Now, look at that.
- Mm-mm-mm.

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The bad news is our water chips
have a 30% fail rate.

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The good news is we'll know
which ones fail before installation.

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So, we get to choose
who runs out of water.

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Any, uh, preferences?

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Our internal early alert system
gives us at minimum 30 minutes

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from notice to ignition
in downtown Los Angeles.

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You know, we'd be crazy not to
offer specialized freeway lanes

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for our premium customers.

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I mean, that's just money
on the table right there.

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Hi there.

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I asked Betty if I could
take notes on this one.

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She said yes.

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So…

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here it is.

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RobCo presents the automated man.

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Spent a lot of time trying to make
my machines more lifelike,

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but, hey,
works the other way around, too.

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Mr. House, Vault-Tec and RobCo

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have always had a special arrangement.

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You have multiple Vaults
to do with as you wish.

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If this is the research you'd like
to pursue in the Vaults, you…

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You must have missed the telegram.

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You're paying me for this.

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In exchange, I get Cold Fusion

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to power my little project in Vegas.

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And what project is that?

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Might be above your pay grade.

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You'll find out about it
after the bombs drop, I guess.

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Come on, come on. Fuck.

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Uh, little help? Little help?

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Son of a bitch.

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Dogmeat. Fetch me that satchel.

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Come on.

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Go on, now.

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I, I need my vials.

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No.

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I don't need the fuckin' hat.

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I need that satchel.

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You stupid fuckin' dog!

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Not today.

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Last night I was thinking
about when I proposed to you.

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Catalina.

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We walked out to that…

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romantic point.

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The rocks were all covered
in seagull shit.

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I'll never forget the sound it made
when I took a knee.

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You know, the thing
that I-I can't figure out…

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is were you a monster back then?

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Or did you become one later?

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Excuse me?

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"War never changes."

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I know what you're planning to do, Barb.

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Morning.

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Beautiful day, isn't it?

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Please, after you.

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Oh, come on. I insist you go.

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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Please, after you.

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Coffee?

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I finished another batch.

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- Here you go, Shelley.
- Fantastic.

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Let me take those out of your way.

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We never got to discuss All Quiet, did we?

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I guess we were waiting
'til after the wedding.

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Right?

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That end, that was a humdinger, huh?

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I didn't finish it.

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That's okay.

116
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You've been busy.

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What did you think
about the parts that you did read?

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I found it very upsetting.

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Can't disagree with you there.

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What aspect upset you most?

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To me, the most troubling
was that everyone

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seemed to be fighting over nothing.

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The French and the German, what was
the difference between them, really?

124
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I mean, other than the uniforms?

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I saw the same thing up on the surface.

126
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People fighting over the most
petty things, like bottle caps.

127
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Is that what you saw when you were there?

128
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But, you know, some things
just never change.

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People just wanna kill each other,
don't they?

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I think it's the only way
for people to feel safe.

131
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It's ironic.
To feel safe, we have to hurt people.

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Even kill them, because the…

133
00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:52,468
It's crazy…

134
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,551
the war instinct?

135
00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:58,843
I'm bringing you back
to Vault 33 to face justice.

136
00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,468
For murdering the citizens of Shady Sands.

137
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,010
You have the right to remain silent
until the Vault Council

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assigns you a legal counselor.

139
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:14,260
For a second there, I thought
the Wasteland had changed you.

140
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,885
If you wanna make this official,
you should use…

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these handcuffs.

142
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What are you doing?

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Surrendering.

144
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Why?

145
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I did what I did to protect you.

146
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But maybe it came at too high a price.

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00:15:58,468 --> 00:16:01,635
And there comes a time in a man's life
when he has to take responsibility

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00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:04,093
for what he's done,
and for me, that time has come.

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00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:09,593
You have come, Sugarbomb.

150
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:17,718
But, please, just let me tell you
what I've been doing here.

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00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:20,593
- No. We're going.
- Just give me a chance.

152
00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:23,135
I think you'll call what
I've been doing redemptive.

153
00:16:23,218 --> 00:16:25,676
You mean
brainwashing those people?

154
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I wouldn't call it brainwashing.

155
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It's a very sophisticated process

156
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:32,551
- and we've been having amazing results…
- I don't care! Let's go.

157
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,385
You know how I get
with all my little projects.

158
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Do you remember the field…

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00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:42,301
with the potato batteries
when you were five?

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And you had a little flashlight,
and you would run around

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recharging the batteries
with your little red flashlight,

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do you remember that?

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Let's go.

164
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,135
Oh, come on.

165
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,968
You sure we gotta leave it?

166
00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:14,801
They have trackers in these things.

167
00:17:16,093 --> 00:17:17,468
They'll come for it.

168
00:17:18,593 --> 00:17:20,635
That Armor's more trouble than it's worth.

169
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,385
Oh, jeez.

170
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:34,635
You know, if that isn't a sacred remnant,
I don't know what is.

171
00:17:38,676 --> 00:17:40,093
We gotta sell it, huh?

172
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Wh… No.

173
00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:45,968
- Huh.
- Absolutely not.

174
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,218
Why… we are not selling it.

175
00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:52,926
Yeah, right, right, of course.
Not gonna sell it, sell it.

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We would, you know… find a buyer

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and sort of, you know,
you put… put out feelers.

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- We just… we do a trade.
- No.

179
00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:03,426
- Trade?
- No, we're not giving it away, alright?

180
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,551
A trade, that's not…
a trade, you get something.

181
00:18:05,635 --> 00:18:06,801
Absolutely not.

182
00:18:11,051 --> 00:18:12,510
We definitely gotta sell it.

183
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,968
I told you.
We'll give it to the right person.

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A good person.

185
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,551
Name a good person, seriously.

186
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,176
That girl I met.

187
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,760
- The Vault Dweller.
- Yeah.

188
00:18:27,843 --> 00:18:30,343
Yeah, y'know,
uh, I would be a good person too

189
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if I grew up on top of a mountain of food,
and supplies,

190
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in some cozy little impenetrable home.

191
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,301
Wouldn't look like this, that's for sure.

192
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Wouldn't have to steal, and stab,

193
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,926
and fib all the goddamn time
just to get by.

194
00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:48,010
But if we sell it, guess what?
Then we'll be rich.

195
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,093
And then we'll have the means to be one
of those good people you're talking about.

196
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,176
'Cause I've seen a lot o' things.

197
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,468
You know, like, crazy things.

198
00:19:01,218 --> 00:19:02,510
But "good people"?

199
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:04,593
No.

200
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,968
Where were you born again, Thaddeus?

201
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,260
Uh, the Boneyard.

202
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,343
At the Shithole side of the Boneyard.

203
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:24,301
I guess I'm the lucky one.
Come here from Shady Sands.

204
00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:29,301
I remember good people.

205
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,801
Well, if you're the lucky one,
then we're both screwed.

206
00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,635
No offense.

207
00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:08,968
My… my name…

208
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:11,385
My name is… Cooper.

209
00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,093
My name is Cooper.

210
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,843
Cooper Howard.

211
00:20:29,051 --> 00:20:31,218
I have a dau… a daughter.

212
00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,135
I have a daughter.

213
00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:38,010
Her-her-her name…

214
00:20:38,093 --> 00:20:41,301
is Ja… is Janey Howard.

215
00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:43,301
Janey…

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00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:46,051
Howard.

217
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:50,135
She's alive.

218
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:53,010
She's a… she's alive.

219
00:20:54,385 --> 00:20:56,010
My daughter's alive.

220
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:38,968
The Inbreeding Support Group
is at max capacity.

221
00:22:39,051 --> 00:22:44,218
So, I'm sorry, but triple cousins
doesn't cut it anymore.

222
00:22:45,051 --> 00:22:46,051
See ya.

223
00:22:55,968 --> 00:22:57,968
Yeah, it's just something
that I've learned, but.

224
00:22:59,301 --> 00:23:01,176
Go for the Twizzlers, yeah.

225
00:24:36,968 --> 00:24:37,968
Anyway.

226
00:24:40,426 --> 00:24:42,385
By order of Overseer Betty Pearson,

227
00:24:42,468 --> 00:24:43,926
the snack budget for the Products

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00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:46,218
of the Inbreeding Support Group
has been rescinded.

229
00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:49,343
And the Inbreeding Support Group

230
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has been dissolved.

231
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:55,260
Calm down. Calm down, everyone.

232
00:24:58,468 --> 00:24:59,926
I wanna talk to Betty.

233
00:25:05,843 --> 00:25:10,176
You've been ignoring my requests
to sit down with you, hiding from me.

234
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:13,260
I'm sorry it had to come to this.

235
00:25:13,343 --> 00:25:15,968
- But for the good of this Vault…
- You know what, fine.

236
00:25:17,093 --> 00:25:18,843
You can dissolve
the Inbreeding Support Group.

237
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:23,301
But you can't take away our snack budget.

238
00:25:25,718 --> 00:25:28,718
- In my office now.
- No.

239
00:25:28,801 --> 00:25:31,718
We can have this conversation right here.

240
00:25:31,801 --> 00:25:33,843
We're running out of water,

241
00:25:33,926 --> 00:25:36,135
and you're feeding people salty snacks.

242
00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:38,176
We're giving the people what they want!

243
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,468
Mm-hmm. Exactly.

244
00:25:40,551 --> 00:25:44,635
We are working very hard
on solving the water issue.

245
00:25:45,593 --> 00:25:47,010
What we need is time.

246
00:25:47,926 --> 00:25:52,218
And I'm sorry,
but you don't get extra rations

247
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,218
because of who your parents were.

248
00:25:54,301 --> 00:25:56,426
Actually, this is still America

249
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,135
so, yes, you do.

250
00:25:59,385 --> 00:26:02,093
We're all down here
because of who our parents were.

251
00:26:02,176 --> 00:26:04,260
- Yeah, that's right.
- And who their parents were.

252
00:26:04,926 --> 00:26:07,593
Our ancestors put themselves first.

253
00:26:07,676 --> 00:26:11,010
And you know what?
That worked out for them.

254
00:26:11,093 --> 00:26:12,551
And for us.

255
00:26:15,385 --> 00:26:17,135
I'm not ashamed of that anymore.

256
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,885
- I understand.
- I don't think you do, Betty.

257
00:26:20,968 --> 00:26:22,593
You're from Vault 31.

258
00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:25,260
I know.

259
00:26:27,843 --> 00:26:29,301
I know things are different there.

260
00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:33,301
You 31ers are just plum different somehow.

261
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,676
Please, listen to me.

262
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,301
During the Weevil Famine…

263
00:26:37,385 --> 00:26:40,510
We don't wanna hear
about the Weevil Famine anymore!

264
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:46,010
It feels good to hear someone
finally say that out loud.

265
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:50,260
- I see.
- Hm!

266
00:26:54,843 --> 00:26:56,260
Let's go, Reg!

267
00:26:56,343 --> 00:26:59,135
Yeah, Reg!

268
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,260
- You showed her!
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

269
00:27:12,551 --> 00:27:14,426
Irv, have you seen Woody?

270
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,135
No, huh?

271
00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:19,468
Hey, what about Woody?

272
00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:21,426
I was meant to play checkers
this morning.

273
00:27:24,885 --> 00:27:26,385
You wanna know the truth?

274
00:27:27,301 --> 00:27:29,135
Yes. The truth, please.

275
00:27:39,676 --> 00:27:41,176
I don't even like checkers.

276
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:44,468
I only play 'cause it seems
to make Woody happy.

277
00:27:44,551 --> 00:27:46,760
But who doesn't want to make Woody happy?

278
00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:48,343
He's such a great guy!

279
00:27:48,426 --> 00:27:51,010
If Woody's missing,
we should bring it up with the Overseer.

280
00:27:51,093 --> 00:27:52,510
Good luck with that.

281
00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,051
Uh, s-sorry, Chet.

282
00:27:56,135 --> 00:27:57,843
I know she's your wife,
but sometimes she can…

283
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,468
Excuse me, Davey.

284
00:28:00,468 --> 00:28:02,218
She's not my wife.

285
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,510
I'm sorry. Fiancée.

286
00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:13,718
I saw the poster. Congratulations.

287
00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,218
There's a poster?

288
00:29:31,635 --> 00:29:32,968
Uranium.

289
00:29:33,051 --> 00:29:36,551
Bad for them… good for you.

290
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,593
Aw, fuck.

291
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:56,093
There's a war coming.
And we need you healthy.

292
00:30:06,885 --> 00:30:08,301
Be still.

293
00:30:08,385 --> 00:30:10,051
You'll slow the healing.

294
00:30:16,176 --> 00:30:18,510
They call us abominations.

295
00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:22,051
But they created our kind.

296
00:30:22,135 --> 00:30:23,426
Our kind?

297
00:30:25,676 --> 00:30:29,468
I think you and me got bit by a different
motherfuckin' bug, my friend.

298
00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:37,093
Ghouls. Mutants. We're kin.

299
00:30:37,176 --> 00:30:39,676
And we should unite
against our common enemy.

300
00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:44,135
They drove us to the point of extinction
and forgot we ever existed.

301
00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:50,676
But we didn't forget them.

302
00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:53,718
The people who set all this in motion.

303
00:31:00,676 --> 00:31:02,426
The Enclave.

304
00:31:05,551 --> 00:31:07,968
I've been wastelanding for 200 years.

305
00:31:10,343 --> 00:31:13,801
Whatever it is I got to do, I do it alone.

306
00:31:15,593 --> 00:31:16,593
Uh-huh.

307
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,593
And how's that workin' out for you?

308
00:31:22,843 --> 00:31:26,176
I've kept myself alive for one…

309
00:31:28,093 --> 00:31:29,093
reason.

310
00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:32,635
To find my family.

311
00:31:35,176 --> 00:31:38,385
Well, then, you're gonna need friends.

312
00:31:40,343 --> 00:31:44,010
But, if you won't join our kind…

313
00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:48,593
…then you can't know where we live.

314
00:31:48,676 --> 00:31:50,551
No. No.

315
00:31:56,051 --> 00:31:57,760
Don't walk away from me, Coop.

316
00:31:57,843 --> 00:32:00,010
I know more than you know, okay?

317
00:32:00,093 --> 00:32:02,718
There are over
12,000 nuclear warheads set…

318
00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:05,301
I'm not a board member. I am your husband.

319
00:32:05,385 --> 00:32:06,593
- Don't…
- I don't care about

320
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:08,176
your fuckin' statistics.

321
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,676
Statistics? This is about Janey.

322
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,760
So…

323
00:32:13,968 --> 00:32:16,718
for our daughter, you would
kill millions of people.

324
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,093
- Don't do that.
- Billions of people.

325
00:32:18,176 --> 00:32:21,385
- Other-other mothers just like you.
- Don't do that, Coop, do not do that.

326
00:32:21,468 --> 00:32:25,051
Other daughters just like our daughter!

327
00:32:31,593 --> 00:32:33,010
Wouldn't you?

328
00:32:38,843 --> 00:32:40,218
For Janey.

329
00:32:43,176 --> 00:32:44,343
Wouldn't you?

330
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,801
There are worse people
out there than me, Coop.

331
00:32:55,093 --> 00:32:56,093
Who?

332
00:32:57,718 --> 00:33:01,801
Who could possibly be worse than you?

333
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,468
Not much of an appetite.

334
00:33:14,551 --> 00:33:15,676
Betty…

335
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,010
I want you to get me
every bit of information you can

336
00:33:20,093 --> 00:33:23,051
about how the Cold Fusion diode
is stored at Vault-Tec.

337
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:25,676
- Oh.
- How is it secured?

338
00:33:27,843 --> 00:33:30,468
Who monitors it? Everything.

339
00:33:32,718 --> 00:33:34,301
Is that a good idea?

340
00:33:35,468 --> 00:33:37,343
None of this is a good idea.

341
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:07,801
You're just a very replaceable
part in this machine.

342
00:34:10,051 --> 00:34:11,385
I'm sorry, who are you?

343
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:16,260
But if you forget your place
in the company…

344
00:34:18,718 --> 00:34:19,968
you'll die.

345
00:34:21,135 --> 00:34:22,635
And so will your family.

346
00:34:26,635 --> 00:34:31,343
The same will happen to me
if I don't communicate this message.

347
00:34:32,801 --> 00:34:34,301
We're all in the same boat.

348
00:34:35,718 --> 00:34:38,260
And not one of us can stop it.
You know that.

349
00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:40,218
You wake up knowing it.

350
00:34:42,843 --> 00:34:46,093
The leaders of the most
powerful corporations

351
00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:47,718
will be gathering here.

352
00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:50,093
And when they do…

353
00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:53,593
you tell them…

354
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:58,676
the only way to guarantee results is…

355
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,968
By dropping the bomb ourselves.

356
00:35:19,968 --> 00:35:21,385
Who threatened you?

357
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:24,051
Please, Coop.

358
00:35:24,135 --> 00:35:26,218
You don't need to get involved
in any of this.

359
00:35:27,343 --> 00:35:30,510
Who controls Vault-Tec?

360
00:35:33,176 --> 00:35:34,801
I don't know.

361
00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:41,093
- Well, let's find out.
- No, no, no, no, no.

362
00:35:41,176 --> 00:35:43,801
This is not one of your movies
with a happy ending.

363
00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:45,843
There is nothing we can do.

364
00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:48,510
If there was, I would have done it.
I tried to do it.

365
00:35:48,593 --> 00:35:51,801
This deal is going forward
whether we like it or not.

366
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,301
Please, look at me.

367
00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:58,218
I am your wife.

368
00:36:00,676 --> 00:36:01,885
You know me.

369
00:36:04,051 --> 00:36:05,426
You know me.

370
00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:09,593
I don't.

371
00:36:11,385 --> 00:36:14,218
I don't know you, Barbara.

372
00:36:19,301 --> 00:36:20,551
Where are you going?

373
00:36:20,635 --> 00:36:22,551
To fuckin' do something.

374
00:37:09,801 --> 00:37:12,676
Nothing to worry about, folks.

375
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,301
My daughter is here
to pursue the cause of justice.

376
00:37:16,385 --> 00:37:19,426
And we like justice, don't we?

377
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:20,718
Yes.

378
00:37:20,801 --> 00:37:22,676
Ah.

379
00:37:25,468 --> 00:37:27,010
Where did you find them all?

380
00:37:27,093 --> 00:37:28,843
Oh, all over.

381
00:37:30,010 --> 00:37:32,010
So many people need our help.

382
00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:35,718
Like Marjorie.

383
00:37:37,676 --> 00:37:38,801
Hi.

384
00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:42,843
You used to be kind of a murderer, right?

385
00:37:42,926 --> 00:37:44,635
I guess.

386
00:37:44,718 --> 00:37:48,218
Now, she's a pencil sharpener,
and a darn good one.

387
00:37:52,343 --> 00:37:55,468
Oh, Sherman and Gregory
were from opposing tribes.

388
00:37:55,551 --> 00:37:58,801
If they'd met each other a month ago,
they'd have killed each other.

389
00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:00,301
And Rita.

390
00:38:02,135 --> 00:38:04,593
She used to cook people for the Legion.

391
00:38:04,718 --> 00:38:08,801
Now, she makes trail mix,
and, boy, is it tasty.

392
00:38:09,676 --> 00:38:11,093
- You're gonna have to try some.
- Mm.

393
00:38:11,176 --> 00:38:13,551
Oh, I'm, uh, I'm okay.

394
00:38:13,635 --> 00:38:15,426
Thank you, Rita. Come on.

395
00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,468
We're getting out of here.

396
00:38:18,593 --> 00:38:20,343
Uh-huh. Let's go this way.

397
00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:26,468
Management perk.

398
00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:31,551
When we leave,
we're leaving all of the doors open

399
00:38:31,635 --> 00:38:33,385
so they can go home, understood?

400
00:38:33,468 --> 00:38:34,926
You're the boss.

401
00:38:38,801 --> 00:38:40,676
Hi, everyone.

402
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,885
I just wanna let you know

403
00:38:42,968 --> 00:38:45,885
that you're free now, okay?

404
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,051
You can all go back to the surface now.

405
00:38:52,135 --> 00:38:55,218
Uh, do we have to?

406
00:38:55,301 --> 00:38:56,760
It's dangerous out there.

407
00:38:56,843 --> 00:38:58,635
I agree.

408
00:38:58,718 --> 00:39:02,926
But my daughter's moral code demands it.

409
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:04,968
But we like it down here.

410
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:07,010
Okay.

411
00:39:08,135 --> 00:39:10,260
Tell you what, you can stay here
as long as you like,

412
00:39:10,343 --> 00:39:14,010
but when we leave,
we're gonna open all the doors.

413
00:39:14,843 --> 00:39:15,926
Right?

414
00:39:19,093 --> 00:39:21,260
Hey, boss!

415
00:39:21,343 --> 00:39:23,676
Uh, sorry to derail the conversation.

416
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,510
Just to flag,

417
00:39:25,593 --> 00:39:27,551
what are we doing with these two males?

418
00:39:29,343 --> 00:39:31,343
Uh, they haven't been fixed yet.

419
00:39:33,301 --> 00:39:35,593
Should I just go ahead and do it now?

420
00:39:35,676 --> 00:39:37,468
Great question.

421
00:39:37,551 --> 00:39:39,593
All he needs to do is push a button.

422
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:43,885
- No.
- Okey-dokey, send them off as-is.

423
00:39:43,968 --> 00:39:46,301
- It's what she wants.
- Okey-dokey!

424
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:48,968
No, wait! Wait, no!

425
00:39:49,051 --> 00:39:50,301
NCR hostis!

426
00:39:58,010 --> 00:40:00,926
This is exactly the kind
of violence I'm trying to prevent.

427
00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:04,010
I wish we could all just get along,
don't you, Sugarbomb?

428
00:40:21,468 --> 00:40:22,801
Pencil?

429
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:27,051
Ahh!

430
00:40:32,218 --> 00:40:34,010
No. Don't!

431
00:40:39,676 --> 00:40:40,968
Stop them!

432
00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:43,260
Press the button, it's the only way.

433
00:40:48,551 --> 00:40:49,551
Dammit!

434
00:41:02,676 --> 00:41:05,468
Hey there, buddy. You okay?

435
00:41:07,385 --> 00:41:10,760
Well, I seem to have
found myself in a bit of a jam.

436
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,051
Could you help me out?

437
00:41:13,135 --> 00:41:14,426
Sure.

438
00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:16,760
What are you doing here?

439
00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:17,926
Geez.

440
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,093
- Why, thank you.
- Sure, sure.

441
00:41:22,093 --> 00:41:24,301
Let's get you some help.

442
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,135
Looks like it stings.

443
00:41:28,218 --> 00:41:29,593
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

444
00:41:32,301 --> 00:41:33,593
Kum ba yah.

445
00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:55,926
You just need to sit down for a bit.

446
00:41:57,051 --> 00:41:59,051
Okay.

447
00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:02,260
Let's find you…

448
00:42:02,343 --> 00:42:04,301
- This is nice.
- …a comfortable chair.

449
00:42:04,385 --> 00:42:06,635
- Nice! Big.
- Come on, here we go.

450
00:42:06,718 --> 00:42:08,635
- Okay.
- Alright.

451
00:42:08,718 --> 00:42:10,593
Oh yeah, that's good. Thank you.

452
00:42:13,218 --> 00:42:15,260
Oh, thanks.

453
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,468
Wow.

454
00:42:25,635 --> 00:42:28,343
Thanks for having me over, Coop.

455
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,468
You know, for some reason,
I didn't think you liked me very much.

456
00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:39,635
I hope you like 'em strong, cowboy.

457
00:42:39,718 --> 00:42:41,760
Oh, yeah.

458
00:42:42,468 --> 00:42:43,885
Thank you.

459
00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:16,385
What is this?

460
00:43:20,135 --> 00:43:22,385
Hank. Hank.

461
00:43:22,468 --> 00:43:23,885
Hey, Hank. Hank, hey.

462
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:25,343
- Hank, what is this?
- Huh?

463
00:43:25,426 --> 00:43:27,760
Hank!

464
00:45:08,135 --> 00:45:09,760
Is that…

465
00:45:41,843 --> 00:45:42,926
Fuck.

466
00:45:49,218 --> 00:45:50,635
Fuck.

467
00:45:53,301 --> 00:45:54,301
Hey!

