1 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,950 Hey, we got here right in time, Mav. 2 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,119 There's still a few minutes left in happy hour. 3 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,788 Excuse me, ma'am? 4 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,915 Talk to me, Goose. Which pilot do you think 5 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,000 is gonna be my rival at Top Gun? 6 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,585 It's probably that guy staring at you 7 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,796 while snapping his gum and spinning a pen. 8 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,464 His name's Iceman, 9 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,800 because that's how he flies. Ice-cold. 10 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,469 Cranks the AC, heard it's a sweating problem. 11 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,179 Used to be fat or something. 12 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,598 I don't think this bartender saw me. Ma'am? 13 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,100 Have you figured it out yet? 14 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,060 - Figured what out? - Who's the best pilot? 15 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:46,063 I heard Snoopy's pretty good. Does, like, loops and stuff. 16 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,065 Good luck tomorrow. You guys are gonna need it. 17 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,109 Come on, Slider, let's get some air. 18 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,276 Hot in here, right? 19 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,237 Oh, now she's wiping down bottles. 20 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,031 She's running out the clock on me. 21 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,120 Talk to me, Goose. 22 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,122 How much you want to bet I can sleep with her tonight? 23 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,457 Come on, Mav, I said I wasn't gonna do one of our sex bets 24 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,835 until my parents left. Their flight got delayed. 25 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,003 Oh, Goosey. 26 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,755 Hey, you didn't want to pay for my college, 27 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,507 so now I'm in the horny Navy. 28 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,926 Sorry, you just missed happy hour. 29 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,387 You know what you did, you bitch. 30 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,355 No, thank you. Not interested. 31 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,775 Guys, please. 32 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,153 A complete misfire. 33 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,697 I'm saying no! 34 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,200 I did not ask for this. 35 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,662 Eighty visibly-aroused servicemen 36 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,373 are trying to pressure me into a sexual relationship. 37 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,751 Ah, what the hell. 38 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,795 It's an '80s movie, so after ten nos, 39 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,422 I have to be your girlfriend. 40 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,009 I'm Maverick. 41 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,135 What's your boobs' name? 42 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,928 - Charlie. - That's a boy's name. 43 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,430 So, what brings you to town? 44 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,515 I'm an instructor at Top Gun. 45 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,392 Waitress school, huh? That's cool. 46 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,396 Oh, I bet you talk past all the girls you meet. 47 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,524 Gentlemen, look around. 48 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,903 You are all in the top 1% of naval aviators. 49 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,655 You're here because you are the best of the best. 50 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,199 One of you is here because you won 51 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,075 a silent auction at my kid's school. 52 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,994 I can't believe we land on boats. 53 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,662 So freakin' neat. 54 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,706 Now, part of your training is going to involve 55 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,083 familiarizing yourself with enemy aircraft. 56 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,710 Here to talk about that now 57 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,587 is our civilian specialist and TAGREP. 58 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,756 Code name, Charlie. 59 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,924 Hello, class. 60 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,301 Ooh, look, Mav, it's your girlfriend. 61 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,345 Stop talking to me, Goose. 62 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,472 I know a lot of you don't think a lady belongs 63 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,807 in flight school, so to prove you wrong, 64 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,517 I'm gonna say a lot of names of planes. 65 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,896 F-5. A-4. MiG-23. 66 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,606 I've seen all those planes before. 67 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,149 And I've seen a blimp. 68 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,734 We've seen a blimp. 69 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,945 - Yeah, right. - Talk to them, Goose. 70 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,988 It's true. We gave it the finger. 71 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,741 Yeah, if you're not a Goodyear, get out of my sky. 72 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,035 And where exactly did you see this blimp? 73 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,411 That's classified. 74 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,039 I also flew over a million miles an hour once. 75 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,958 - What? When? - Also classified. 76 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,794 Oh, he's just saying "classified" to cover up obvious lies. 77 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,337 No, I'm not. They're all true. 78 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,421 I'm six feet tall. 79 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,090 - Stand up. - Classified! 80 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,454 - Out! - What? That was clearly in. 81 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,956 It was on the other side of the line. 82 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,208 You mean the crooked line you made with your foot? 83 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,669 Screw that! 84 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,508 That was our only ball. 85 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,720 All right, all right, sorry, I'll get it. 86 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,156 Damn it! 87 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,909 We might need to send this up the chain of command. 88 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,872 Men, the Navy is nothing if we can't play jean shorts, 89 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,041 shiny-guy volleyball. Any ideas? 90 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,125 What if we bomb it? 91 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,128 Bingo bango. 92 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,800 I got missile lock. Firing. 93 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,100 Yeah! Thanks, taxpayers. 94 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,226 Game on. 95 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,645 Oh, here come the fish. 96 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,237 Wow, that was some good teacher sex. 97 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,782 Hey, sorry I yelled, "Talk to me, Goose" when I finished. 98 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,034 Well, I know we've only known each other for a few days, 99 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,577 and that you've publicly undermined me 100 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,746 in front of everyone, but I think 101 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,373 I'm falling for you, Mav. 102 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,750 And once I get approval from the elders at my church, 103 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,043 and you're properly vetted, 104 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,170 I think I'll be falling for you, too. 105 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,297 I'm just worried about you. 106 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,508 You need to start playing by the rules. 107 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,802 If I cared about rules, I wouldn't be lying 108 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,096 in this bed dry-crusted to your bedsheets. 109 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,348 That's why I gave you the wet wipe. 110 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,933 You got nothing to worry about, babe. 111 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,560 Goose isn't gonna die like in my very vivid dream, 112 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,105 and you for sure won't be left out of the second movie. 113 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,315 - What? - What? 114 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:47,197 So, Charlie, you and Mav are pretty serious, huh? 115 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,658 I heard he pooped at your house last night. 116 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,742 What? 117 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,119 I've known him for a long time, 118 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,037 and he does not just poop anywhere. 119 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,164 He's very particular. 120 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,916 Because Navy toilets don't have doors. 121 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,126 You learn to hold it. 122 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,877 Goose, can I talk to you a sec? 123 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,796 Did you tell your wife I had a BM? 124 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,258 Unless you are a fool, that boy is in love with you. 125 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,344 Oh, I like him, but he also keeps spitting out 126 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,388 random facts about L. Ron Hubbard. 127 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,764 Little bit of a red flag. 128 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:16,101 Did you know L. Ron Hubbard was the youngest ever Eagle Scout? 129 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,394 I don't know if that's true. 130 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,812 Suppressive person! 131 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,856 It'll be nice to have another wife in the group, 132 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:24,568 especially for that second movie we'll all definitely be in. 133 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,945 Hey, Goose, take me to bed 134 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,947 or lose me forever! 135 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,032 Just so you know, if you do want to lose her forever, 136 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,244 my church is really good at that. 137 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,162 This is it, gentlemen. 138 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,622 Whoever wins today, wins Top Gun. 139 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,207 Good luck. 140 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,292 'Sup, weenies? 141 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,545 You left your coffee on top of your plane. 142 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:45,088 Damn it. I can't even without that. 143 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:46,673 Kill-your-co-pilot-says "what?" 144 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,175 What? 145 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,926 Talk to me, Goose. Where's our target? 146 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,429 Bogey is two miles, headed away. 147 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,931 Ready to engage. You know, if we're gonna win this thing, 148 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:56,809 we're gonna need the right flying music. 149 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,566 Eh, I'm not feeling this. 150 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,067 What? That was perfect. 151 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,695 I just want to check Jammin' 95.5, 152 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,530 Miramar's Party Hits for a sec. 153 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,365 We're not supposed to touch the presets, man. 154 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:15,660 The Navy said only Easy 97, The Coast. 155 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,829 I'm close. 156 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,581 Don't push it, Mav. 157 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,166 Just a little bit more. 158 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,959 And got it! 159 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,590 Oh, no, we're stuck in a spin! 160 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,758 Perfect song, though. 161 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,426 Engine one is out! Change it back! 162 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,552 The dial's stuck! 163 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,847 Engine two is out! 164 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,851 We're losing altitude! We're gonna have to eject! 165 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,354 - Pull on three! - Pull on three or after three? 166 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,940 - What's the difference? - One is on, one is after. 167 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,816 Uh, let's just pull on two. 168 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,527 On or after two? 169 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,904 Aah! 170 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,326 Talk to me, Goose. 171 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,078 You're not talking to me, Goose. 172 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:01,331 You're listening to Easy 97, The Coast. 173 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:22,352 Bump. 174 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,520 Set. 175 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,646 Spike! 176 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,106 Bump. 177 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,232 Set. 178 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,568 Spike! 179 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,159 Hey. I'm sorry about Goose. 180 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,578 I want you to know, when he died, 181 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,996 we were more than five miles out, 182 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,415 so I could have done anything I wanted with his body, 183 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,541 but I didn't. 184 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,376 That does bring me some peace. 185 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,086 Here's his helmet. 186 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,629 There's still some blood and brains in it. 187 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,173 Sorry, I washed it at one of those beach foot showers, 188 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,925 but they're pretty strictly timed. 189 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,928 Maybe, um, keep it in that box. 190 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,806 I promise that I will always be there for you guys, 191 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,892 and I'll for sure give you a huge part in the next movie. 192 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,728 - I know... - Provided both our faces 193 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,521 age proportionally with each other's. 194 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,647 Glad we agreed on that. 195 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,232 I'm gonna talk to your son for a second. 196 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:12,193 Hey, your dad loved you very much. 197 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,946 And you're gonna grow up to have a stupid mustache 198 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,364 just like him one day. 199 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,867 - You think so? - I know so. 200 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,135 Maverick, I'm sorry about Goose. 201 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,638 Everybody liked him. 202 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,349 Smells like balls in here. 203 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,309 Let's get ready to fly now! 204 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,645 - I quit. - What? Are you serious? 205 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,022 Yeah. All I ever wanted was to be a pilot, 206 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,106 but now I think I want to be a guy 207 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,733 who turns on roller coasters. 208 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,401 It looks easy, and I can do it drunk. 209 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,028 I know you're sad about Goose, 210 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,571 but you're too good a pilot to quit. 211 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,406 And we need your help for a special mission 212 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,492 against an unnamed country who's our enemy. 213 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,077 Ooh, I hate those guys. 214 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,037 Yeah, what they did was not okay. 215 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,039 What do you say? Will you fly? 216 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,041 No. I'm too sad about Goose, 217 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,711 so I'm gonna go sulk in some of my other movies for a while. 218 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,678 You want answers? 219 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,931 - I want the Goose! - You can't handle the Goose! 220 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,892 Show me the money! 221 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,018 Talk to me, Goose. 222 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:30,439 I think I might have the wrong number! 223 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,817 Hey, what's the weight limit on these lower-y things, Goose? 224 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,319 May I have the password, please? 225 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,822 - "Talk to me, Goose"? - No, that's not it. 226 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,448 - "Goose, talk to me"? - No. 227 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:43,284 - It's something with "Goose." - It's not. You must leave. 228 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,328 Can I please stay for the sex party? 229 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,416 I already Binaca'd my stuff like the sign on the wall said. 230 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,043 - "The Goose is loose." - Go! 231 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,879 Okay, I'm done being sad, 232 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,132 and I'm ready for the big final mission now. 233 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,968 Maverick? We flew that mission 35 years ago. 234 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,137 You've been sulking for three decades. 235 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,472 Oh. So, is this still Top Gun? 236 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,349 No. This is Top Gun: Maverick. 237 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,435 It's completely different and exactly the same. 238 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,602 I'm glad you're back. 239 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,730 Yet another unnamed country that is our enemy 240 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,106 is planning something big. 241 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,108 Oh. Them. 242 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,445 We need you to help train a new crop of pilots for the mission. 243 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,780 I appreciate the offer, sir, but I can't accept. 244 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:21,865 I understand. 245 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,992 Then we'll need to take back your Navy-issued lifts 246 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,744 that make you everyone else's height. 247 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,328 No, no, no, that... No, no, that... No, that's fine. 248 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,997 - I... I can, I can teach. - Good. 249 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,957 Oh, there's one other thing you should know. 250 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,753 One of the pilots you'll be training is Goose's son. 251 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,006 Who's Goose? 252 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,799 What? Goose. 253 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,968 The guy you just spent 35 years mourning. 254 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,553 Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Goose. 255 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,473 Yeah, oh, wow, brain toot. 256 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,058 Yeah, thanks for the heads-up. 257 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,814 Welcome to Top Gun: Maverick. 258 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,692 Our mission, destroy a uranium enrichment plant 259 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,903 in that unnamed country that is our enemy. 260 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,863 Man, I want to cream those guys! 261 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,199 To complete this mission, I propose we fly 262 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,868 at a low altitude, undetected through a canyon, 263 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,161 then destroy the target. 264 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,622 All in under two and a half minutes. Questions? 265 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,166 Yeah, this mission seems really similar 266 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,626 to the one in Star Wars. 267 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,795 People can fly low and shoot a small thing 268 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,338 without it being a Star Wars. 269 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,048 Yeah, but the text on the screen even says, 270 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,633 "Womp rat-sized target." 271 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,259 Don't look at the screen. 272 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,512 Any other questions not about Star Wars? 273 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,138 Why'd you kill my dad? 274 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,516 - No more questions! - Do you do your own stunts? 275 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,767 Well, maybe one more. 276 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,143 As a matter of fact, I do. 277 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,269 Had you not heard that? 278 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,646 Anyway, I'm gonna fly the mission. 279 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,147 You're all cut except for Goose's son. 280 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,565 So why are we even here? 281 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,317 Only stunt questions from you, Bob. 282 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,736 I'm Bob? 283 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,704 Iceman. 284 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,414 Ah, it's good to see you again. 285 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,167 We have so many memories together. 286 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,799 Anyway, I need your advice. 287 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,175 If I don't pick Rooster for the mission, 288 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,052 he's never gonna forgive me for everything. 289 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,554 But I'm afraid he's not ready. 290 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,056 What should I do? 291 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,371 Thanks, Iceman. I knew you'd know what to do. 292 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,208 So, are you all silent and scarfed because you're dying? 293 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,001 No, is that what people are saying? 294 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,378 No, I'm just on vocal rest for karaoke later. 295 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,130 I'm 100% totally fine. 296 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,339 I've never felt better in my li... 297 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,926 Aw, he died. 298 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,529 Five miles to target. Try to keep up, Rooster. 299 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,031 Not gonna be a problem. 300 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,116 Let's keep the small talk to a minimum. 301 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,368 Got it. 302 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,787 So, how's your dad doing, good? 303 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,914 You killed him. 304 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,832 Yeah, and I was more than five miles out, 305 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,084 and I could have done anything with his body, but I didn't. 306 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,794 Yeah, the more you say that, 307 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,547 the more I don't think it's true. 308 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,091 Are you angry at me for pulling your papers 309 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,551 from the Naval Academy? 310 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,428 'Cause I've already forgiven myself for that. 311 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,264 I had a whole scene with Iceman and Iceman's computer about it. 312 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,517 This is about everything, my dad, the papers. 313 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,228 And why'd you write my mom out of the sequel? 314 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,313 It's complicated. 315 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,232 There's scheduling conflicts and different creative visions, 316 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,068 and it wouldn't be fair to her 317 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,320 to use her in a way that's inorganic to the narrative. 318 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,864 Inorganic? I should be 40 years old, 319 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,574 but somehow I'm, like, 20? 320 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,201 Oh, people don't care about those details, 321 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,080 as long as you have loud jets and America kicking ass. 322 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,145 That was awesome! 323 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,731 Hey, let's take a selfie to celebrate. 324 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,361 This is totally main-feed material. 325 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,948 Maverick, no! 326 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,331 Oh, no! We lost 'em. 327 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,167 They's gone, sir. 328 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,961 Well, I know it's only 12:15, 329 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,922 but that's all we had to do today, so... 330 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,967 long weekend! 331 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,435 Aw, one of my AirPods fell out. 332 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,106 Rooster! 333 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,282 Do you think I took that missile 334 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,783 so you could be down here with me? 335 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,910 You should be back at the carrier by now. 336 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,787 I was trying to save you. 337 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,331 No, I was trying to save you. 338 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,624 Look, I'm sorry, Rooster. 339 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,835 For your dad, for pulling your papers, 340 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,337 and for signing you up for Gavin Newsom's text messages. 341 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,591 I responded "STOP" and it just wouldn't stop. 342 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,801 Why were you doing all these things? 343 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,845 To protect you. At first. 344 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,764 Then I kind of got addicted to the idea 345 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,851 of controlling every minute detail of a person's life. 346 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,898 Get down, Mav! 347 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,068 I also replaced your weapons with gender reveal things. 348 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,904 That is the last thing, though, I swear. 349 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,699 Aw. 350 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,540 Hello, Maverick. 351 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,126 You guys are the bad guys? Why? 352 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,461 Why do you think? 353 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,421 We were important parts of that first movie, 354 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,548 and you just tossed all the women aside. 355 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,842 Yet you somehow figured out how to keep in a guy 356 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,469 who's literally unable to speak. 357 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,138 This is all a big misunderstanding, and I can fix it. 358 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,224 They're talking about doing another Jerry Maguire. 359 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,768 How would you like to be the fat head kid's grandma? 360 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,020 And you can be Minority Report's grandma. 361 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,855 I got grandma parts for all of you. 362 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,483 How come you get to be a 60-year-old action star 363 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,943 and we have to be grandmas? 364 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,361 We can do action, too, you know. 365 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,446 And we're gonna prove it right now. 366 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,324 Let me just put on my reading glasses, hold on. 367 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,742 Wait. You're right. 368 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,536 You both brought up some painful memories, 369 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,662 or engrams. 370 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,039 What if I told you that, through a series of audits, 371 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,416 I can help you go clear and liberate the thetan 372 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,377 trapped inside your astral shell? 373 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,087 Is that like horoscopes? 374 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,214 It is kind of like stars and space stuff. 375 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,675 Yeah, if you want, I can go grab an E-meter from my plane. 376 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,426 You know, I have been feeling a little off 377 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,803 since the last half-moon. 378 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,055 Okay, be quick. 379 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,227 - I can't believe they fell for that crap. - Oh, yeah, such crap, 380 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,438 definitely not something I've left two families over. 381 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,898 What are you doing, Mav? 382 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,441 I'm getting us out of here. 383 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,777 You sure this old thing can even fly? 384 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,862 It's not that old. 385 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,573 Look at its full head of log cabin brown hair. 386 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,950 I know horoscopes are a little flimflammy, 387 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,870 but people act like they're fortune cookies... 388 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,374 Damn it, they're stealing that very young plane! 389 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,757 We're never gonna lose 'em in this thing. 390 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,103 We can't take much more of this. 391 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,188 We're gonna have to eject. 392 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,939 I'm gonna climb, then we'll eject on three. 393 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,108 On three or after three? 394 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,278 You're just like your stupid father. 395 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,200 Take the shot. 396 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,210 Iceman! He's alive! 397 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,545 Yay! Saved by a guy! 398 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,730 It's good to have my wingman back. 399 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,898 I thought we lost you. 400 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,733 Nope. I'm as healthy as I've ever... 401 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,653 Aw, he died again. 402 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,614 Well, that was pretty fun. 403 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,282 Top Gun: Maverick went on to make 404 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,618 over a billion dollars at the box office. 405 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,786 You know what that means? 406 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,287 People are going to the movies again. 407 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,039 Isn't that right, Tiny Tom Cruise? 408 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,417 That's right, Peter. Now let's jump! 409 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,168 Why are we jumping again? 410 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,087 So people will watch your stuff, 411 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,838 and because I don't know I'm not in a movie 412 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,466 all the time. 413 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,634 You do your own stunts? 414 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,886 Oh, yeah, were you not aware of that?