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Ha! What is this? It's incredible.

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It's like, I mean, one
must presume the car

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was on the way to eat
at home, but, you know,

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because restaurants have a reputation
of convenience and deliciousness,

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the driver was forced to veer
away, putting other drivers at risk.

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But that just underscores how much
better restaurants are than home.

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That's what makes it funny.

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That's why we're all laughing.

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Have you never seen a meme?

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A meme? What the devil is that?

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People take an image and put
some stupid little text on it

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and think they're funny.

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Memes are basically Mad
Libs for personality.

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Take it easy. They're free.

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No, they take zero thought or
effort, like movies for Kevin Costner.

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Okay, so your character's in a cowboy

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hat looking way off in the distance.

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What if it's just kind
of off in the distance?

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Uh, sure. And you're
having a really hard time.

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What if it's just kind of a hard time?

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That should work. Oh, and
the leading lady is young,

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but I'm guessing you
prefer kind of young?

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Nah, I won't push back on that one.

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Ah, never gonna have
a better opportunity.

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Excuse me, sir. Okay,
you're out on the water.

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Settle a bet between me and Cleveland.

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Is the Little Mermaid black?

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I don't know about that,
but I'm a Navy SEAL,

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so I'm legally required to inform
you that I killed bin Laden.

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If that's true, what's his first name?

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Osama.

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This guy's the real deal.

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Do you think whales ate him by now?

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Actually, based on where we dumped him

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and the way the ocean historically
moves, he could be near Quahog.

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Wait a minute. Guys,

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if we got a boat and found bin Laden,

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we could charge people five bucks

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- to kick him in the balls.
- Or the butt.

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Yeah, sure. Balls or butt.

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- Who's in?
- In.

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- In.
- In.

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Thank you for your service.

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Oh, I'm not a sailor.

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I'm just a Brazilian guy
in my everyday clothes.

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Oh. Then thank you for
your outside dancing.

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It's nothing. I'll see you outside.

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Samba, samba, samba.

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Hey, Brian, are vegans known for like

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always talking about being vegans?

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Uh, yeah, I guess.

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Click on that.

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This makes zero sense.

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No, because vegans are always, like,
telling you they're vegan, right?

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Okay.

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And see, it says "nobody"
because, like, nobody asked, right?

57
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But this guy, our
protagonist, he doesn't care.

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No, no, he doesn't
care about the nobody.

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He's just gonna jump on in
there and give you his two bits.

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But like nobody asked, right?

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That's why it says "nobody" up top.

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Isn't that hilarious?

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Yeah, I'm trying to work.

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Yeah, I should get back to work, too.

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Forwarding memes isn't work.

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Well, the Internet begs to differ.

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I'm getting a lot of likes on my posts.

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They're not your posts.

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You're not doing anything original.

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Says the guy writing a
script called Barbie 3.

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Yeah, because somebody's
probably already doing Barbie 2.

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Yeah, I think we're doing
the same level of original.

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Look at this one.

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It... It's based on the game,

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"Rock, paper, scissors."

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That's why it's funny. But this
baby, like, I'm already laughing.

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Can you even?

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- So this was your idea?
- No.

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- But you found the pictures?
- No.

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Well, you must have
come up with the text.

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No, but I knew the
perfect time to hit send.

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That's what it's all about.

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You didn't do anything.

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No, no, Brian, it's like this.

85
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The meme is the plane
and I'm the pilot, right?

86
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So sometimes the plane
goes on autopilot.

87
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But I'm still at the
controls drinking Diet Cokes.

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So you're the autopilot of comedy?

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I get you from not laughing Rhode
Island to laughing Rhode Island.

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It takes one hour drive
diagonally across the entire state.

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Oh, I should have said Texas.

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You know, Lois said it's stupid
to look for bin Laden's corpse

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because a drunk guy at a bar said to.

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- But look at us!
- I'm getting kind of hungry.

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What'd you bring for eats, Peter?

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Wheat Thins and Costco muffins.

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That's all guys need.

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- Peter, that is a home run.
- Out of the park.

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I was smiling as soon as you said it.

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Lois looked sad when she saw the food.

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No, it's good food. You did really good.

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- Wives just want us to do what they want.
- Say less, King.

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You know, it's so easy and
fun with you guys out here.

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Sometimes I wish the
world was just guys.

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Oh, my God! We've been
struck by lightning!

106
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I think I possibly took the brunt of it.

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Oh, my God! The boat!

108
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Yeah, we might be out here for a while,

109
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so someone needs to
carry the conversation.

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Did you guys know that Triscuit
is short for electric biscuit?

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Also, there are no raccoons in Alaska.

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Let's just all drown
quietly to ourselves.

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I'll start.

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Joe was a true friend.

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I'm gonna miss him so much.

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And we should probably start
sorting out who's going after Bonnie.

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Nice try, wisenheimers.

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Joe! How'd you make it in?

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My chair floats. How about you guys?

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We clung to old graduation balloons

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and one turtle who was
caught in the ribbon.

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A little help with the ribbon?

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We're not supposed to touch you,

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because then your mom
won't take you back.

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My mom died before America was formed.

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Oh, yeah. You guys
live a long time, huh?

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Yeah, I was in the turtle
brigade in the Civil War.

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- Which side?
- Don't ask which side.

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Does anybody's phone work?

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- Nah.
- Nope.

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Negative.

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We need to find shelter for the night.

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Oh, my God! A house!

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Whoa!

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It looks like a villain's lair.

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Yeah, it's like RoboCop's beach
house from the '80s future.

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Word of caution. If you run
around in socks in this place,

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you are definitely slipping, my friends.

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I'm zonked. I'm gonna crash.

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Yeah, me too. I call the master bedroom.

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It's called a primary bedroom now.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll be in
the bedroom primary-bating.

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Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker.

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Coming up, one side of
a local news station,

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falling into a sinkhole.

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But first, wreckage from a Quahog boat

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was just spotted a
few miles off the coast

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of famous gay party spot, Fire Island.

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I wonder if that's Peter's boat!

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Damn! Right to voicemail.

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Hey, this is Pete.
Single and ready to mingle.

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There we go. That ought to break
someone's ankle this summer.

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Dogs and holes. Name a
more iconic duo. I'll wait.

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- What?
- No, I'm just saying.

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This is a mood.

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How is this a mood? Elaborate.

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No, I'm just saying
I was today years old

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when I learned dogs are vindictive.

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Why are you talking like that?

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I'm in my meme phase, Brian.

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When I can't see them, I talk like them.

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My man talks like a Internet now.

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Well, stop it. It's stupid.

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Cranky writer upset at friends' fun.

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Didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card.

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Bingo card is so good!

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What... What... What bingo
card? Show me the card.

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Well, it's more about what's
not on the bingo card, so...

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Yeah, it's what's not on there, Brian.

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Also, don't bingo cards just have
numbers and not entire phrases?

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Yeah, you kind of... you kind
of have to be funny to get it.

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All right, I'm going in.
You're making no sense.

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I think what you mean to say
is "The math ain't mathing.

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Period. Full stop."

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Yeah, you don't have to say full stop.

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That's... that's what a period is.

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Yo, we talking about periods?

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Let me let you in on a little
toothbrushing secret. Crest.

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How is Crest a secret?

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Shh.

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This was all there was in the closet.

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Yeah, same here. Do we look chic?

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What's chic?

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O-M-G! Look at all us chic ass boys.

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I'll check on our phones.

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Still nothing. I can't believe this.

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Wait. Do you hear that?

188
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These must be the island natives.

189
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They clearly have a proud culture
of music, dance and flavored vodka.

190
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Wow. Everybody's just
doing what they like.

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Those hefty bearded guys
are watching the Mets game.

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And those shiny little jacked guys
are playing underwear volleyball.

193
00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,962
Yeah. Everybody else is drinking,
dancing and horsing off in the pool.

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00:09:04,713 --> 00:09:06,922
Is it possible this is Kokomo?

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00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:08,549
It's checking too many boxes.

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Wait, don't you see?

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On the boat, I wished for
a world that was just guys.

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And then we got struck by lightning.

199
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I manifested this place into existence.

200
00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:19,144
Come on. We gotta fit
in with the locals.

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00:09:21,897 --> 00:09:22,980
Hi, I'm Peter.

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Our boat crashed here, and
we slept in a future house

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with black toilets and white couches.

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Julian. We all get to
the island in our own way.

205
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But you're here and you belong.

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Are there any women on the island?

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00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:37,536
Just one. Her name is Molly,
and she sits in your mouth.

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Say "Hello, Molly."

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00:09:39,581 --> 00:09:40,707
Hello, Molly.

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00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:46,879
My God, it feels like Christmas morning.

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00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,466
On Fire Island, every day is Christmas.

212
00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,125
And Pete Buttigieg.

213
00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:42,226
Hey, Stewie. Wh... What is all this?

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My memes have been getting so much
attention that I got a book deal.

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00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:48,482
What? You just forward other
people's pictures and words.

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00:10:48,483 --> 00:10:50,200
Yes. The biggest reward for winning

217
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,487
new media is getting to do old media.

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00:10:53,113 --> 00:10:54,321
Drake meme here.

219
00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:56,407
Boston cop slide meme here.

220
00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:59,160
Willy Wonka here.
Kermit sipping tea here.

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00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:00,911
This is ridiculous!
You're not an author.

222
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,955
Yeah, that's not what
HarperCollins thinks.

223
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,084
Either Harper or Collins just
sent a clip from my audio book.

224
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:09,879
We used Morgan. Don't
you just love Morgan?

225
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,255
Chapter two.

226
00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:14,091
We see Will Ferrell with a mustache.

227
00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:17,595
The caption reads, "Me
shopping with my wife."

228
00:11:17,596 --> 00:11:20,182
It looks to me like he'd
rather be anywhere else.

229
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:26,520
What a day. Riding bikes in town,

230
00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:29,148
being so loud at restaurants
that people leave,

231
00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:31,400
sending food back before we even saw it.

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Thanks for taking us in.

233
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:35,946
Of course! We're a community here.

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00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:38,574
Everyone pulls weight and
helps in their own way.

235
00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:41,452
A lot of us don't feel
supported in our regular lives.

236
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That's exactly how I feel.

237
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:47,626
My phone works!

238
00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:49,868
Peter! You're alive!

239
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:53,505
Not only alive, I'm thriving
on a magic island I wished for.

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00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:54,882
And it's just guys who are nice.

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00:11:54,883 --> 00:11:57,468
I want you to meet
Timothy, Michael and Robert.

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00:11:57,469 --> 00:11:59,803
Hi, Tim, Mike and Rob.

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00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:02,348
No. For some reason, we
only use full names here.

244
00:12:02,349 --> 00:12:03,974
It's like the only
thing we get mad about.

245
00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,976
You're on Fire Island, Peter.

246
00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:07,753
It's just a place for Wall Street guys

247
00:12:07,763 --> 00:12:09,563
and regional weathermen to be gay.

248
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:10,856
Lois, you're embarrassing me.

249
00:12:10,857 --> 00:12:12,524
None of these guys'
wives are calling them.

250
00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:14,985
Peter, enough. You need to come home.

251
00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:16,278
No, it's too fun here.

252
00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:19,156
When dessert comes out, we
say we'll only have a bite,

253
00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:20,574
but we have more than a bite.

254
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:22,493
Then we call Chef Mario a devil.

255
00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:25,287
You know what happens when
you tell our secrets, Peter.

256
00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:27,289
Don't do it! Don't do it, Timothy!

257
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,458
I'm gonna tickle you!

258
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,755
I'm starting to think
Chef Mario's not the devil.

259
00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,966
You are, Timothy!

260
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,634
Peter's having a great time.

261
00:12:38,635 --> 00:12:41,595
He's definitely not being
tickled too much.

262
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:44,098
I'm alive, I'm fine, and I'm staying.

263
00:12:44,099 --> 00:12:45,934
Gotta go, Lois. I'm driving. Bye!

264
00:12:47,227 --> 00:12:48,394
Dad's safe.

265
00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:50,063
He's on Fire Island.

266
00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,279
We haven't paid for anything yet.

267
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,530
Can we chip in for brunch?

268
00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:03,575
Robert is tallying the weekend costs
so you can settle up all at once.

269
00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:04,744
Oh, okay.

270
00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,955
Five thousand each should do it.

271
00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:10,332
I... I'm sorry. $5,000?

272
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,667
I didn't even have a bed.

273
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,169
Yeah! Slobs sleep on couches.

274
00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:17,339
You guys owe 5,000, too?

275
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,217
No, I'm hot, so I don't have to pay.

276
00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:23,220
I thought this was a community where
everyone takes care of each other.

277
00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,930
Yeah, uggos pay for hotties.

278
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:26,515
Why should hot people pay?

279
00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:27,599
That's gross.

280
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,685
Do you not have $5,000?

281
00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:31,395
- No!
- Why?

282
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,855
Because I have a wife.

283
00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,106
Ew!

284
00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:37,067
Perhaps there's another way we can pay.

285
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:40,195
Well, my house does need a new roof.

286
00:13:40,196 --> 00:13:42,115
Perhaps something else?

287
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,943
Okay, I cut our debt in half,

288
00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:46,536
but we got to get the
hell off this island.

289
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:55,586
I hope you have an escape plan, Peter.

290
00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:57,880
Don't worry. We just got
to think outside the box.

291
00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:00,507
That's how those guys came
up with the log flume ride.

292
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:04,553
All right, Madsen, I need a new
idea for a ride or you're fired.

293
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:06,476
Got it. Have you ever taken a bath

294
00:14:06,486 --> 00:14:08,724
and wished you were going slowly uphill?

295
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,100
I think everyone has.

296
00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:12,352
And you know how people
love to get soaking wet

297
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,813
and then not be able to
go home for five hours?

298
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:16,356
- Yeah.
- And don't you think

299
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:19,526
the second word in a ride should
be a word you've never heard before

300
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,944
in any other context?

301
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:22,696
Maybe. What's the word?

302
00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:23,947
Flume.

303
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,867
Madsen, we're gonna be rich.

304
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,371
Thank you all for coming.

305
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,999
Sorry you had to watch me
whisper-fight my publicist

306
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,375
for getting the wrong tea.

307
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,127
Too late, Tiffany!

308
00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:38,587
All right, chapter one.

309
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,672
So, women take a long time to get ready.

310
00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:42,800
But this guy takes it way further.

311
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:44,802
- This skeleton, who starts presumably...

312
00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:47,805
as a regular human guy,
thinks his wife is almost ready.

313
00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:51,558
Cut to him being a skeleton
and all of us laughing.

314
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,936
I love how he called
the guy a human guy.

315
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,979
Very quirky. Very funny.

316
00:14:58,358 --> 00:15:00,275
This isn't clever. And it's not comedy.

317
00:15:00,276 --> 00:15:02,653
Brian, this is comedy now.

318
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:06,240
No, it's a shortcut for people who
aren't actually funny to seem funny.

319
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:07,673
Well, I like to think I'm capturing a

320
00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:09,493
relatable feeling and sharing it with...

321
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,485
You forward reheated sound-bite

322
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,831
leftovers to idiots
doing the same thing!

323
00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:14,915
You're all idiots!

324
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,918
Congrats on your stolen comedy valor.

325
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,295
Uh, sir? This is a Wendy's.

326
00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:23,340
That's from online.

327
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,430
And this guy's done adulting.

328
00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:33,643
So good! So good.

329
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:42,527
Okay, so the plan is when
they use the blender, we move.

330
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,248
Put on these rollerblades.

331
00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:57,709
The next blender,
we're through the gate.

332
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,175
Those freeloaders are getting away!

333
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:20,023
Beach gays, activate!

334
00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:32,535
My blades!

335
00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:41,294
Eh.

336
00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:43,130
Ow.

337
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,593
Let's try to catch that ferry.

338
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,887
Weren't you trying to get away from us?

339
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,473
Julian, I meant the boat.

340
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,934
Sorry, I'm twisted.

341
00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:59,646
YMCA occupation gays, activate!

342
00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:14,327
Peter, the deer!

343
00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:21,480
I already got bit by ticks.

344
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:28,382
That's the last ferry of the day!

345
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:29,716
It's too far.

346
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,787
Wait, Peter,

347
00:17:30,797 --> 00:17:33,303
do you still have that cocaine
locket that Julian gave you?

348
00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:36,557
Yeah, but I wanted to save it for
a special night with my family.

349
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:37,684
Peter!

350
00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:53,981
Oh, my God! We made it!

351
00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:56,994
Bye! Have a fun trip.

352
00:17:56,995 --> 00:17:58,203
Aren't you mad at us?

353
00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,831
We're guys. We get over stuff fast.

354
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,208
Come back next summer for our PJ party.

355
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,710
We'll bring our families.

356
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,295
No, don't!

357
00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:07,297
Don't bring them!

358
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,719
Morning, Stewie.

359
00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:16,680
What is this? What are you doing?

360
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,820
Well, I can't get you
to stop doing memes,

361
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:21,102
so this exorcism will rid you of them.

362
00:18:21,657 --> 00:18:25,577
I won't recycle images from The
Office and add my own text to it.

363
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:26,982
I won't recycle...

364
00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:29,276
Oh, Bri, you sweet summer child.

365
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:30,485
This isn't going to work.

366
00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,572
We have other ways.

367
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,741
Chris? But I thought
you were on my side.

368
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:38,035
Well, I'm Gen Z and loyal to no one.

369
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,829
Bet you didn't have
that on your bingo card.

370
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:44,124
- What is that?
- You're getting a loboto-meme.

371
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,627
When I flip the switch,
all memes will rush

372
00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:48,962
into your brain and explode out of you.

373
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,089
No, please!

374
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:55,261
It's working!

375
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,055
First world problems.

376
00:18:58,056 --> 00:18:59,181
Cringe.

377
00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:01,558
Weird flex, but okay.

378
00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:11,361
Stewie, can you talk as yourself?

379
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:13,864
Am I... am I doing it?

380
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,626
Oh, thank God! You're back.

381
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,931
I wonder where all those memes went.

382
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,946
And this is
why we can't have nice things.

383
00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:28,679
Where do you come up with this stuff?

384
00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:32,811
Home again, home again, giggity-gig.

385
00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:35,688
Peter, I'm so happy you're home.

386
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,844
Oh, Lois, I'm so sorry.

387
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,961
I guess I learned
that both men and women

388
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,182
are pretty bitchy
when money is involved.

389
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:43,892
Tha... That's what you learned?

390
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,281
And that I'd rather get yelled at

391
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,354
by a woman than get yelled at by a guy.

392
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:49,481
Oh, a thousand percent. It's safer.

393
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,900
I love you, Lois.

394
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:54,444
Oh, Peter, I love you, too.

395
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:55,655
I'm glad you're home.

396
00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:00,746
I thought you'd be more mad at me.

397
00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:04,329
Oh, I could be mad and
have a dozen unopened jars

398
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:08,291
or forgive you, have you open
the jars and start my soup.

399
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,918
Start with the big Rao's one.

400
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:13,672
I will, Lois. Even though
that one always hurts my hand.

401
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:16,717
I'm just so happy to be
back in a world with women.

402
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:19,970
Good, because I had the
craziest dream last night,

403
00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:22,222
and I'm gonna tell you all about it.

404
00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:23,765
Okay. So follow me here.

405
00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:24,934
It's complicated.

406
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,146
Here's $5,000. I want back in.

407
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:38,155
Sorry, Stewie. I just need to make
sure all that meme nonsense is done.

408
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,195
See, he's smirking because he's so

409
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:46,329
proud of himself for ordering a pizza.

410
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,456
Funny, right?

411
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:48,999
No, not... not funny or clever.

412
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,752
Good to have you back, buddy.

413
00:20:52,378 --> 00:20:53,629
Said no one.

414
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,550
It's funny because it's
just like ordering a pizza.

415
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:00,594
That expression is certainly too big

416
00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:03,347
for just ordering food to a
place you usually wouldn't.

417
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:11,366
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