1 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:12,292 Keep your hands off of me! 2 00:01:15,556 --> 00:01:16,992 Come on, Scotty. 3 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:18,559 Now, if anybody tries to stop us, 4 00:01:18,603 --> 00:01:20,213 you just bite 'em on the ankle, okay? 5 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,444 No one's listening to me! 6 00:01:38,013 --> 00:01:39,406 - Oh, God! - Hey, hey, hey! 7 00:01:41,843 --> 00:01:42,931 Oh! 8 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,066 Oh, oh! No! 9 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:49,068 - No, no! No! It was a human error! - Wait. 10 00:01:49,112 --> 00:01:52,332 I can ex... Not deliberate! Human error. Oh, God! 11 00:01:52,376 --> 00:01:53,681 Scotty, wait, Scotty. 12 00:01:53,725 --> 00:01:55,074 - Mom! - Scotty! Don't worry, okay? 13 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:56,815 - Where's my daughter? - Mom! 14 00:01:56,858 --> 00:01:59,078 Scotty! 15 00:01:59,122 --> 00:02:01,733 Oh... Oh, it's okay, hon. 16 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:03,343 Don't worry, the police are just helping Mommy. 17 00:02:04,518 --> 00:02:05,650 Mom! 18 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,086 No, I... 19 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:08,653 - Mom! - Scotty! 20 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:14,180 Scandia Middle School meeting is now over! 21 00:02:18,576 --> 00:02:21,013 The meeting is over. 22 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,711 Freedom! 23 00:03:09,714 --> 00:03:11,063 Shoot. 24 00:03:15,589 --> 00:03:17,722 I tell ya. 25 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:28,950 Ma'am, I'm sorry, could, um... could you... 26 00:03:30,735 --> 00:03:32,432 I'm worried about my daughter, 27 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:35,305 who just saw her mama carted away in handcuffs. 28 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,045 Well, you should have thought about that 29 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:39,657 - before you tased the officer. - Should have thought, 30 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,441 "Oh, boy, I hope my daughter 31 00:03:41,485 --> 00:03:43,617 don't see her mama carted away in handcuffs"? 32 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,754 What's the world coming to is all I'm saying. 33 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:52,800 Neighbor against neighbor. 34 00:03:53,845 --> 00:03:56,935 That... I agree with you there. 35 00:03:58,415 --> 00:04:01,461 We were just trying, me and my girl, to get out. 36 00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:04,464 School board meeting, my A-S-S. 37 00:04:04,508 --> 00:04:07,424 And then Mr. Abernathy, the math teacher, 38 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:10,296 he came at me like something from a zombie movie. 39 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:13,952 Which, don't come at a mama lion when she's got her cub. 40 00:04:13,995 --> 00:04:17,216 You know what I mean? 41 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:19,305 But the officer... that... 42 00:04:21,612 --> 00:04:24,876 He was just wrong place, wrong time. 43 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:27,182 Well, here's what I know. 44 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:30,447 It's a beautiful day. 45 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:33,145 And you know what they call a herd a lions? 46 00:04:33,188 --> 00:04:34,842 A pride. 47 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,889 So think about that. 48 00:04:55,776 --> 00:04:58,301 Makeup bag. 49 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,831 Can I at least fix my h... 50 00:05:18,059 --> 00:05:19,496 My prints, do they... 51 00:05:21,106 --> 00:05:23,238 Is there a national database you put those in? 52 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:25,458 Why? You some kind of fugitive? 53 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:32,117 No. I just... 54 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,641 - don't want this to turn into a big deal. - Okay. 55 00:05:49,134 --> 00:05:52,485 Oh, geez, hon. Looks like you had a heck of a time of it. 56 00:05:52,529 --> 00:05:54,705 Last school board meeting I ever do. 57 00:05:54,748 --> 00:05:58,230 - Here. - Okay. 58 00:05:58,273 --> 00:06:00,319 Oh, gosh, they put those cuffs on so tight. 59 00:06:00,363 --> 00:06:02,408 Ya. 60 00:06:02,452 --> 00:06:03,888 - Here. - Okay. 61 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,716 How come you look so nice? 62 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:08,153 Oh, going to Mom's for the, uh, Christmas card deal. 63 00:06:08,196 --> 00:06:10,155 - Tonight? - Yeah. 64 00:06:10,198 --> 00:06:11,939 Scotty's there already. 65 00:06:11,983 --> 00:06:13,463 Went with Jerome, her major domo. 66 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:16,683 Well, hon, look at me. 67 00:06:16,727 --> 00:06:18,685 I've been in the hoosegow. 68 00:06:18,729 --> 00:06:20,731 I got lice, possibly. 69 00:06:20,774 --> 00:06:23,124 Yeah, well, believe you me, 70 00:06:23,168 --> 00:06:27,172 I asked if we could move it, but you know Mom. 71 00:06:27,215 --> 00:06:30,784 Well, I got your frock and hair stuff in the car. 72 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:33,265 I just scooped all your makeup into a bag. 73 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:34,788 Except the bronzer, on account of 74 00:06:34,832 --> 00:06:37,748 - you said it gives you hives. - Mm. 75 00:06:37,791 --> 00:06:39,532 Look, we're in this rental today. 76 00:06:42,579 --> 00:06:45,712 Lots... and lots of leg room. 77 00:06:45,756 --> 00:06:49,194 - Okay, then. - Yep. Here you go. 78 00:06:49,237 --> 00:06:52,066 - Thank you. - All right. 79 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:55,461 Is Scotty... 80 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:59,117 Was she upset? 81 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:03,295 You know... 82 00:07:03,338 --> 00:07:05,340 nothing some SpongeBob and her Game Boy 83 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:08,082 - couldn't fix. - Hm. 84 00:07:12,347 --> 00:07:14,741 It was mayhem, hon, I tell ya. 85 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,701 Lucky I had the Taser. 86 00:07:17,744 --> 00:07:19,746 Although, on second thought, 87 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:22,445 maybe better if I hadn't been so freewheeling with it. 88 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,971 So they give you a summons or what? 89 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,973 Full-on arrest scenario. 90 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:32,237 Fingerprints, perp photo. 91 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,719 - Geez. - Mm. 92 00:07:35,762 --> 00:07:38,199 You're lucky they didn't ask to look up my hidey hole. 93 00:07:42,552 --> 00:07:44,728 Well, 94 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:47,948 Mom said she's putting Danish Graves on it, so... 95 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,823 You told your mom? 96 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,437 I mean, yeah. I... 97 00:07:58,481 --> 00:08:00,744 What else am I suppo... 98 00:08:00,787 --> 00:08:02,528 She's the one with all the connections. 99 00:08:02,572 --> 00:08:06,358 The lawyers, judges. 100 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:09,361 When they called, the police said you 101 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:12,016 shocked a cop, so... 102 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,540 On accident, to be fair. 103 00:08:14,584 --> 00:08:16,586 Yeah. Well, 104 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,936 Danish says the boys in blue get real miffed 105 00:08:18,979 --> 00:08:20,807 when you rough 'em up, so, 106 00:08:20,851 --> 00:08:24,855 not sure how easy he can make this go away. 107 00:08:24,898 --> 00:08:27,292 You might have to do some community service. 108 00:08:27,335 --> 00:08:29,903 Mm. You mean, on top of the 50 hours a week I spend 109 00:08:29,947 --> 00:08:31,992 raising money for the PTA, 110 00:08:32,036 --> 00:08:35,082 the Girl Scouts and the new library? 111 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,129 Ya. 112 00:08:40,784 --> 00:08:42,263 I can't believe you told your mom. 113 00:08:58,279 --> 00:08:59,977 Go ahead. 114 00:09:01,718 --> 00:09:03,284 Checking now. 115 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,507 - Is it Christmas already? - No, ma'am. 116 00:09:08,551 --> 00:09:11,597 First comes Halloween, then Thanksgiving. 117 00:09:11,641 --> 00:09:13,599 This is just for the card. 118 00:09:13,643 --> 00:09:17,342 Over the mountain and through the... loop. 119 00:09:17,385 --> 00:09:19,344 Ah. 120 00:09:19,387 --> 00:09:21,346 That's close enough, huh? 121 00:09:21,389 --> 00:09:23,304 You sure you don't want to wear a dress? 122 00:09:23,348 --> 00:09:24,784 Oh, shoot. 123 00:09:24,828 --> 00:09:27,439 - Suit's more dress-up. - Oh, that's true. 124 00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:29,006 Think I salvaged it. 125 00:09:29,049 --> 00:09:30,747 You look great, hon. 126 00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:33,488 - Thanks. - Doesn't she, Dad? 127 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,882 Oh... my. 128 00:09:35,926 --> 00:09:37,928 Splendid. 129 00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:40,670 Okay, we're ready here, if you want to alert Mrs. Lyon. 130 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,063 - Hey, come here. - Dad did it backwards? 131 00:09:43,107 --> 00:09:45,544 Um, hey, hon, you got any nuts? 132 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:47,241 I'm starving. 133 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:49,853 There's a dinner after. Maybe not for us. 134 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:51,594 Oh. 135 00:09:55,685 --> 00:09:57,295 I'm here. 136 00:09:57,338 --> 00:09:59,210 - You're ruining my entrance. - What? 137 00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:02,213 - You're... - Oh. Uh... Uh... 138 00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:05,477 I'm here. 139 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,833 Mrs. Lyon, I set you up here in front of the tree. 140 00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:15,835 I hope that's acceptable. 141 00:10:15,879 --> 00:10:17,358 Where's my granddaughter? 142 00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:19,404 - I'm here, Nana. - Where? 143 00:10:19,447 --> 00:10:22,189 - Right here. - Hmm. 144 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:24,235 How progressive. 145 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:27,151 Let's put the cross-dresser in the center. 146 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,675 Wayne, you and your outlaw wife can sit on the bench. 147 00:10:29,719 --> 00:10:31,416 Wink and I will flank. 148 00:10:31,459 --> 00:10:32,983 All right. 149 00:10:33,026 --> 00:10:35,420 And shall I... 150 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,335 Family only. 151 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:42,383 Jerome. 152 00:10:48,259 --> 00:10:50,653 What the heck? 153 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:52,698 It's about strength, 154 00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:55,701 a projection of our values as a family. 155 00:10:58,095 --> 00:10:59,662 Make a choice, dear. 156 00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:06,016 Perfect. 157 00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,582 Okay. 158 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:11,761 Yeah, everybody look in the lens. 159 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,241 And give me that Christmas spirit. 160 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:22,075 Wayne, you remember the attorney general. 161 00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:23,424 Of course. 162 00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:26,210 Voted for you twice. 163 00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:30,518 That-that's some election humor. 164 00:11:30,562 --> 00:11:33,217 Not funny, is it, that sort of talk, 165 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,436 what with our nation under siege? 166 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,788 No politics at the table. 167 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,920 I was just telling Mick about this mess 168 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:42,617 your wife got herself into. 169 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,925 - Wait. I thought... - Hmm? 170 00:11:45,969 --> 00:11:47,884 We talked about off-lining this conversation until... 171 00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:49,886 - Mommy zapped a police. - Oh. 172 00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:53,454 We don't need to talk about that now, do we? No. 173 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,154 Well, like I was telling your mother-in-law here, 174 00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:58,982 I'll look into it. 175 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:01,158 Objection. I-I just want 176 00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:02,986 to be clear that nothing said at this table 177 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:05,118 over any course, including dessert, 178 00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:07,120 should be considered an admission of... 179 00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:08,861 Well, what-whatever happened, you know, I... 180 00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:10,820 I don't have to tell you, I was worried sick 181 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,952 when I heard. 182 00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:14,780 'Course, assaulting an officer, that's... 183 00:12:14,824 --> 00:12:16,913 Allegedly. 184 00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:18,305 It was an accident. 185 00:12:18,349 --> 00:12:19,742 I'm sorry? 186 00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:23,354 I'm just saying that... 187 00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,533 Never mind. 188 00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:32,319 What were you doing there in the first place? 189 00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:35,496 I mean, it was a school board meeting. 190 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:38,282 - I'm on the committee for the new library. - Mm. 191 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,459 We're trying to raise money to expand thrillers and mysteries. 192 00:12:41,502 --> 00:12:44,679 - Mm. - Lee Child and the like. 193 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:48,858 Can't you just give money like a normal person? 194 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,469 Come on now, Ma. We-we don't have, uh... 195 00:12:51,512 --> 00:12:53,863 I mean, I-I make a good wage, but... 196 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,126 You have a trust. 197 00:12:56,169 --> 00:12:58,171 Just talk to Danish. 198 00:12:58,215 --> 00:13:00,565 Nothing frivolous, of course, 199 00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:02,785 which... thrillers... mm. 200 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:05,048 May want to think that through a little more. 201 00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:08,486 Or here's a thought. 202 00:13:08,529 --> 00:13:10,488 Write your own pulp fiction 203 00:13:10,531 --> 00:13:12,795 now that you're an outlaw. 204 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,103 Oh. 205 00:13:19,192 --> 00:13:21,716 You know, Rommel wasn't a tall man. 206 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,636 Did you brush your teeth? 207 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,377 Mm. 208 00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:32,510 Okay. 209 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,602 - Mama? - Yeah. 210 00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,647 Are you going to jail? 211 00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:43,173 You mean again? No. 212 00:13:43,216 --> 00:13:45,915 We're gonna get that sorted out, 213 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,439 and I am gonna be here when you wake up in the morning, 214 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,528 like always. 215 00:13:50,571 --> 00:13:52,443 Can we have Bisquick? 216 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:55,185 Silver dollar, just like you like 'em. 217 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:58,405 - You ready? - Yeah. 218 00:13:58,449 --> 00:14:03,410 Okay. Pirates. Arr! 219 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,850 "Scurvy swabs." 220 00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:17,598 You want to take a tumble? 221 00:14:17,642 --> 00:14:19,426 Oh, hon, I'm... 222 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,516 You don't want that tonight. 223 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,867 It was a heck of a day. 224 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:26,651 I had to sponge my pits 225 00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:29,001 in your mom's commode like a French lady. 226 00:14:29,045 --> 00:14:31,569 Yeah. Well, maybe I like that. 227 00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:33,876 Caged heat. 228 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,184 I'm flattered, believe me. 229 00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:39,794 But if you try to touch me right now, 230 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,579 I'm gonna have to tase you, too. 231 00:14:43,363 --> 00:14:45,104 Message received. 232 00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,458 Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods? 233 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,505 Knock yourself out. 234 00:16:04,749 --> 00:16:07,099 - Well, look at you. - Promised her pancakes. 235 00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,101 Oh. None for me, hon. 236 00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:10,929 I have the new models coming in. 237 00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:12,322 Want to be at the showroom to greet 'em. 238 00:16:12,365 --> 00:16:14,977 - Oh. - Scotty, the dad bus is leaving. 239 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,848 Oh, I can take her. 240 00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:19,546 You know, I was thinking maybe 241 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:21,244 stay away from school for a few days. 242 00:16:21,287 --> 00:16:24,290 - But... - Just... just let things cool down, huh? 243 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,422 Come on, kid. 244 00:16:25,465 --> 00:16:26,945 Grab your gear. 245 00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:29,121 - She hasn't had her Bisquick yet. - Oh. 246 00:16:29,165 --> 00:16:30,731 Stop for doughnuts on the way, how about? 247 00:16:30,775 --> 00:16:33,341 - Doughnuts? - Doughn... See? 248 00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:35,450 I'll be home late. 249 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:36,551 - Okay. - All right. 250 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,043 - Here. - All right. Oh, thanks. 251 00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,479 I'll keep your plate in the warmer for you. 252 00:16:39,523 --> 00:16:40,770 - All right. - Bye, squirt. 253 00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:41,771 Bye. 254 00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:51,709 Come on, have a seat. 255 00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:54,016 Let's get started. 256 00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:56,192 Thank you. Wow. 257 00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:58,672 A Tuesday crowd that sounds like a Friday crowd. 258 00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:00,239 I love it, yeah. 259 00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:02,111 Hmm. 260 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,851 Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello 261 00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:06,289 to my good friend. It's Shea Wells over there. 262 00:17:06,332 --> 00:17:09,205 - Hello, Shea. - Hey. 263 00:17:09,248 --> 00:17:11,424 Kendall is off, uh, she's continuing 264 00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:12,991 to recuperate 265 00:17:13,035 --> 00:17:14,558 from her knee surgery, uh, so, yeah. 266 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,473 She's, like, best dog mom in the world. 267 00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:18,344 I was telling her, like, "Your dogs are gonna be so sad 268 00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:20,564 - when you go back to work." - Oh, so sad. 269 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,522 - They're spoiled right now. - They're gonna be 270 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:25,525 used to her being home and taking care of 'em, and, yeah. 271 00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:27,310 Dexter likes it. You know, when they say, 272 00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:29,138 uh, dogs start look like their owners 273 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,183 after a little while? 274 00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,840 Well, speaking of dogs, 275 00:17:35,883 --> 00:17:38,451 today, in studio, we are very lucky 276 00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:41,672 to have highly-regarded animal psychologist... 277 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,114 I'm sweating in this thing. 278 00:19:57,982 --> 00:20:00,158 Enough of this fucking thing. 279 00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:04,684 Where is this bitch? 280 00:21:51,704 --> 00:21:54,968 Ooh. 281 00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:57,231 Is she dead? 282 00:22:23,649 --> 00:22:26,522 - Oh. - Oh. 283 00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:28,654 Oh. 284 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,926 Oh. 285 00:22:48,805 --> 00:22:51,373 Lady... 286 00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:53,200 he said alive. 287 00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:56,290 But he didn't say nothing about 288 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,771 "with all her teeth." 289 00:22:58,815 --> 00:23:01,078 You feel me? 290 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:33,850 I'm sure she just lost track of time, slugger. 291 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:44,861 Hey, pal, can you see if I left my briefcase in the car? 292 00:23:58,962 --> 00:24:01,486 - You want it? - No! I... I... 293 00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:03,575 You just-just stay there, okay? 294 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,466 Hon? 295 00:24:42,788 --> 00:24:44,834 Oh, geez. 296 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,510 Mr. Lyon? 297 00:25:08,553 --> 00:25:10,947 I threw up in the downstairs commode. 298 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,949 I'm saying that so when-when you see that there, 299 00:25:12,992 --> 00:25:14,733 that's-that's me. 300 00:25:14,777 --> 00:25:16,692 Your message said you came home and the front door was... 301 00:25:16,735 --> 00:25:20,391 Was wide open, yeah, and there's... blood. 302 00:25:20,434 --> 00:25:21,827 I mean, you'll see, and... 303 00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:25,004 And no Dot. She... You-you think she's o... 304 00:25:25,048 --> 00:25:27,093 - Gonna need you to stay out here, Mr. Lyon. - Okay. 305 00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:28,565 - Forensic truck should be pulling in shortly. - Yeah. 306 00:25:28,566 --> 00:25:29,949 - Tell 'em I'm having a look around the place - Oh. 307 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,000 - and to come on in. - I... Yeah, 308 00:25:31,001 --> 00:25:33,752 I-I sent Scotty to the neighbor's, so... 309 00:25:33,796 --> 00:25:35,667 That was good thinking. 310 00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:37,626 - Did you try your wife's cell? - Yeah, first thing. 311 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,671 It's on the kitchen counter, so... 312 00:25:39,715 --> 00:25:43,327 I just... If anything happened to her, I... 313 00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:47,157 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 314 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,593 I'm gonna check the premises now. 315 00:25:51,857 --> 00:25:54,556 Oh! There's some kind of a burnt hat, 316 00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,514 maybe, upstairs. 317 00:26:36,249 --> 00:26:38,251 What the heck? 318 00:26:38,295 --> 00:26:40,558 Well, I think we have to assume this is a kidnapping. 319 00:26:40,602 --> 00:26:42,952 - So she's alive? - For now. 320 00:26:46,129 --> 00:26:48,305 Are you crying? 321 00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:50,655 - No. - Well, I'd expect a ransom demand 322 00:26:50,699 --> 00:26:52,614 somewhere in the next 48, 323 00:26:52,657 --> 00:26:55,834 - probably for some real cheese. - Oh. 324 00:26:55,878 --> 00:26:57,923 You know, with-with Scotty's school and the new fleet, 325 00:26:57,967 --> 00:27:00,491 I-I don't really have that money. 326 00:27:00,534 --> 00:27:02,972 Wayne. I'm the deep pockets here. 327 00:27:04,277 --> 00:27:06,062 Though why they think I'd break the bank 328 00:27:06,105 --> 00:27:08,107 for some low-rent skirt my son knocked up... 329 00:27:08,151 --> 00:27:09,892 Hey, that... 330 00:27:09,935 --> 00:27:13,112 Mom, that's-that's my wife you're talking about. 331 00:27:13,156 --> 00:27:16,159 Don't be a baby. You're at the grownup table. 332 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:20,642 How much could we pull together, cash, if we had to? 333 00:27:20,685 --> 00:27:22,818 Well, money's not the problem. 334 00:27:22,861 --> 00:27:24,558 The company's cash-rich right now, 335 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,604 what with the market volatility. 336 00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:28,824 And heck, you got kidnap insurance. 337 00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:30,521 - Oh. - Uh, doesn't she? 338 00:27:30,564 --> 00:27:32,175 Foreign and domestic. 339 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:33,785 We're, uh, checking to make sure it applies 340 00:27:33,829 --> 00:27:35,221 to the daughter-in-law. 341 00:27:35,265 --> 00:27:38,137 No, the real issue now is process. 342 00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:40,139 Do we bring the FBI in 343 00:27:40,183 --> 00:27:42,620 or a private hostage negotiation team? 344 00:27:42,664 --> 00:27:44,709 I want to keep this thing quiet. 345 00:27:44,753 --> 00:27:47,886 We already got enough worthless public servants running around 346 00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:50,149 thinking they own the place. 347 00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:16,480 I'm home. 348 00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:05,442 Well, hon, turning in. 349 00:29:05,485 --> 00:29:07,966 Got to get up early on account I'm working a big case. 350 00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:10,099 Kidnapping, we think. 351 00:29:10,142 --> 00:29:12,275 Forensics came back two different blood types, 352 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,755 not the victim. 353 00:29:13,798 --> 00:29:16,714 - Huh. - Yeah. 354 00:29:17,671 --> 00:29:19,064 Slicing right again. 355 00:29:19,108 --> 00:29:21,414 I think I'm dropping my shoulder. 356 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,114 Did you put in for the regional? 357 00:29:26,115 --> 00:29:28,204 Twenty-five hundred bucks. 358 00:29:29,205 --> 00:29:30,554 No kidding. 359 00:29:30,597 --> 00:29:31,947 I know. 360 00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:33,470 Well, hon, I don't got to tell you... 361 00:29:33,513 --> 00:29:35,689 - I know. - Sears sent a final notice, 362 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:37,213 and the mortgage... 363 00:29:37,256 --> 00:29:38,910 I said I know. 364 00:29:39,955 --> 00:29:42,261 Please don't get defensive. 365 00:29:42,305 --> 00:29:45,003 Just got out of our skis is all, 366 00:29:45,047 --> 00:29:46,265 - what with the simulator. - I told you, 367 00:29:46,309 --> 00:29:47,701 I need it for the winter months. 368 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,573 Of course. 369 00:29:49,616 --> 00:29:52,750 I'm not saying it's superfluous. 370 00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:56,362 Just... maybe think about making up a few shifts 371 00:29:56,406 --> 00:29:58,364 at the Red Apple again. 372 00:29:58,408 --> 00:30:00,062 Or we talked about, 373 00:30:00,105 --> 00:30:02,064 maybe you go back to radiology school, 374 00:30:02,107 --> 00:30:04,544 you know, as a backup. 375 00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:08,766 I don't need a backup. 376 00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:10,768 You got your dream job, 377 00:30:10,812 --> 00:30:13,510 and I'm... I'm so close. 378 00:30:13,553 --> 00:30:16,121 You know, I came in second at Hilton Head. 379 00:30:16,165 --> 00:30:18,907 Well, like I said, got to get up early. 380 00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:22,432 Proud of you. 381 00:30:23,563 --> 00:30:26,828 Thanks. You coming? 382 00:30:26,871 --> 00:30:30,179 In a minute. Just a few more drives. 383 00:31:10,219 --> 00:31:13,178 Shh. Shut the fuck up already. 384 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:15,485 My face. Oh... 385 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:17,617 It's still there. Stop whining. 386 00:31:17,661 --> 00:31:19,358 Is it cloudy in here? 387 00:31:19,402 --> 00:31:21,491 My eye. 388 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:28,890 I'm afraid to look. 389 00:31:29,978 --> 00:31:34,939 Got two eyes. 390 00:31:34,983 --> 00:31:37,855 Could you take me to a veterinarian? 391 00:31:42,425 --> 00:31:44,122 What? 392 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,603 You know, like in the movies. 393 00:31:46,646 --> 00:31:49,606 'Cause they're also a doctor, just for animals. 394 00:31:49,649 --> 00:31:52,478 You need to go the hospital. 395 00:31:55,655 --> 00:31:57,614 Burns like that, 396 00:31:57,657 --> 00:32:00,225 you're gonna get infected. 397 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:02,488 Maybe even go to the brain. 398 00:32:02,532 --> 00:32:04,447 - Shut up. - I need my brain. 399 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,711 Not from where the driver sits. 400 00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:47,751 What's going on? 401 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,452 Where did you get the truck? 402 00:32:54,714 --> 00:32:57,369 Stole it, like you said, over in St. Cloud. 403 00:32:57,413 --> 00:32:59,284 Stole from who? 404 00:32:59,328 --> 00:33:01,721 You got me. Some guy's driveway. 405 00:33:14,038 --> 00:33:17,085 - Christ. - What do we do? 406 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,651 - Shut up. - What do we do? 407 00:33:18,695 --> 00:33:20,610 Shut up. 408 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,125 There's a.38 in the glove box. 409 00:33:58,430 --> 00:34:00,171 And you... don't get any funny... 410 00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,609 Geez. 411 00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:07,048 - Hey... - Oh, my God. 412 00:34:07,091 --> 00:34:08,658 Are you okay, ma'am? 413 00:34:17,971 --> 00:34:19,103 Shit! Oh... 414 00:34:24,674 --> 00:34:28,112 Officer down! I repeat, officer down! 415 00:34:34,988 --> 00:34:37,469 Christ on a stick. 416 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,307 Come on. 417 00:35:15,899 --> 00:35:17,205 This is 418 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,337 Deputy Witt Farr. I'm on the lam, 419 00:35:19,381 --> 00:35:21,948 evading pursuit. 420 00:35:21,992 --> 00:35:23,907 Two shooters in a, uh, 421 00:35:23,950 --> 00:35:26,475 a dark-green F250. 422 00:35:41,968 --> 00:35:43,709 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Wait, wait, wait, 423 00:35:43,753 --> 00:35:46,059 no. 424 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:48,888 Oh... 425 00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:48,948 Son, get down before you lose your head. 426 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:52,517 - You got a back door? - No. 427 00:36:52,561 --> 00:36:54,171 Oh. 428 00:36:54,215 --> 00:36:56,826 What about, uh, a first aid kit? 429 00:36:58,915 --> 00:37:00,830 Oh... 430 00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:04,399 - Come on! - I got you. 431 00:37:04,442 --> 00:37:05,748 It's okay, it's okay. 432 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,271 It's okay. 433 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,492 Let me help. 434 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:16,933 Just stay calm. Backup'll be here soon. 435 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:24,549 Fix your leg. I'll check the doors. 436 00:37:24,593 --> 00:37:26,464 Clerk said no back door. 437 00:37:26,508 --> 00:37:27,596 There's a bathroom back there. 438 00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:28,988 It'll have a window. 439 00:37:29,032 --> 00:37:31,252 Right, yeah. Yeah, good thinking. 440 00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:55,232 Mm... 441 00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:09,986 You gonna make it? 442 00:38:10,029 --> 00:38:12,205 Yeah, I'll get us there. 443 00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:14,120 I'll get us there. Oh. 444 00:38:15,078 --> 00:38:16,297 Oh. 445 00:39:36,115 --> 00:39:37,595 Oh, God. 446 00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:53,437 Oh... 447 00:40:02,925 --> 00:40:06,015 Hey. Hey, 448 00:40:06,058 --> 00:40:08,104 you got any weaponry back there? 449 00:40:08,147 --> 00:40:11,629 Uh, shotgun? Lead pipe? 450 00:40:11,673 --> 00:40:13,849 Got a air horn. 451 00:40:13,892 --> 00:40:17,113 - A what? - An air horn? It's, like, 452 00:40:17,156 --> 00:40:19,202 air in a can, and you push the button 453 00:40:19,245 --> 00:40:21,334 and you... 454 00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:36,965 Oh! 455 00:43:37,008 --> 00:43:38,793 Shoot. 456 00:44:02,338 --> 00:44:04,340 Losing a lot of blood here. 457 00:44:23,838 --> 00:44:26,101 Must have hit an artery. 458 00:44:35,501 --> 00:44:38,069 I'm guessing there was a perp in the commode? 459 00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:49,254 Put this in here. Yeah? Okay? 460 00:44:50,995 --> 00:44:52,170 Okay. 461 00:44:52,214 --> 00:44:54,259 Now I'm gonna twist it. 462 00:44:54,303 --> 00:44:56,914 Yeah? 463 00:44:56,958 --> 00:45:00,048 Okay. It's okay. Come on. 464 00:45:00,091 --> 00:45:02,050 - Can you hold it? Yeah. - Yeah. 465 00:45:07,185 --> 00:45:09,405 Where'd you learn to do all this? 466 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,496 It's not my first getaway. 467 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,239 Oh, sorry. 468 00:45:19,545 --> 00:45:22,200 Can you at least tell me your name? 469 00:45:22,244 --> 00:45:25,160 Okay. You're gonna be okay. 470 00:45:27,771 --> 00:45:30,208 Where's the second fella? 471 00:45:30,252 --> 00:45:32,602 By the front door. 472 00:45:32,645 --> 00:45:34,082 Breathing? 473 00:46:17,386 --> 00:46:20,128 The cavalry's here. 474 00:46:20,171 --> 00:46:22,826 Come by me so they don't, uh... 475 00:46:26,003 --> 00:46:29,702 Ooh. 476 00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:31,966 Gonna put you in for a medal when this is over. 477 00:46:32,009 --> 00:46:33,489 Oh. 478 00:46:33,532 --> 00:46:35,883 Some kind of commendation, you know? 479 00:46:37,014 --> 00:46:38,799 Uh... 480 00:46:38,842 --> 00:46:41,410 civilian bravery or some such. 481 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,966 We're gonna get her back. 482 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:25,416 Oh. Hiya, hon. 483 00:50:26,765 --> 00:50:28,898 Just making sure Scotty... 484 00:50:28,941 --> 00:50:31,422 Well, she didn't get her Bisquick yesterday. 485 00:50:31,466 --> 00:50:33,511 Oh, hon. 486 00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:36,601 Oh, geez, you're bleeding. 487 00:50:37,559 --> 00:50:38,951 I am? 488 00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:42,172 Oh, would you look at that. 489 00:50:42,216 --> 00:50:45,654 Well, I just feel like the silliest. 490 00:50:45,697 --> 00:50:49,092 We-Well, what the heck happened? 491 00:50:49,136 --> 00:50:50,224 Some kind of break-in? 492 00:50:50,267 --> 00:50:52,661 The-the... the blood and, like, 493 00:50:52,704 --> 00:50:55,533 the hair? 494 00:50:55,577 --> 00:50:57,840 Oh, hon, are... are you okay? 495 00:50:57,883 --> 00:51:00,321 Stop being so ridiculous. 496 00:51:00,364 --> 00:51:01,626 I just must have 497 00:51:01,670 --> 00:51:04,673 cut myself is all, earlier. 498 00:51:04,716 --> 00:51:06,327 And, well, 499 00:51:06,370 --> 00:51:09,678 you know, yesterday was a tough pill to swallow, 500 00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:11,984 so I thought I could go somewhere, 501 00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:13,377 clear my head. 502 00:51:14,770 --> 00:51:17,990 But, uh, I'm... Wh-Wh... 503 00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:19,557 Two types of blood they found. 504 00:51:19,601 --> 00:51:23,257 - Yep. - Ya, O-O-negative and, um... 505 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:25,868 Well, I forgot the other one, but not yours. 506 00:51:25,911 --> 00:51:29,045 A-And the deal with the, uh, the... the ski mask 507 00:51:29,089 --> 00:51:31,656 - all scorched and stuff? - Ya. 508 00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,441 Uh, I had some of the winter things out, 509 00:51:33,484 --> 00:51:35,225 prepping for the seasonal changeover. 510 00:51:35,269 --> 00:51:37,314 - Ya? - And I guess I must have put 'em 511 00:51:37,358 --> 00:51:40,274 too close to the curlers, and it, uh... 512 00:51:40,317 --> 00:51:42,058 Oh... 513 00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:44,321 You must think I'm some kind of fool. 514 00:51:44,365 --> 00:51:47,411 Oh, no. No, of course... 515 00:51:47,455 --> 00:51:48,543 of course not, I just... 516 00:51:48,586 --> 00:51:50,458 Uh... Wh-Wh... 517 00:51:50,501 --> 00:51:53,330 What-what are you saying? 'Cause the cops were here. 518 00:51:53,374 --> 00:51:57,421 Uh, that-that Indian lady, and she said, uh... 519 00:51:57,465 --> 00:52:00,076 "abducted by force" is what she... And-and then 520 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,773 I'm at my mom's figuring out a ransom strategy... 521 00:52:01,817 --> 00:52:03,645 You told your mom? 522 00:52:03,688 --> 00:52:07,431 Yeah, hon, there was... 523 00:52:07,475 --> 00:52:08,911 You were abducted. 524 00:52:08,954 --> 00:52:10,478 Stop saying that. 525 00:52:11,870 --> 00:52:13,133 I had a bad day. 526 00:52:13,176 --> 00:52:15,439 I needed some time to clear my head. 527 00:52:16,527 --> 00:52:18,921 Did I leave the house a mess? 528 00:52:18,964 --> 00:52:20,618 Well, shoot. 529 00:52:23,882 --> 00:52:27,451 I know you think I'm this kinda perfect woman... 530 00:52:27,495 --> 00:52:30,106 wife, mother... 531 00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:33,675 but you know, even I got a breaking point. 532 00:52:56,088 --> 00:52:58,830 Now, you want to set the table for breakfast? 533 00:52:58,874 --> 00:53:01,181 Got to make sure Scotty gets her vitamins and minerals 534 00:53:01,224 --> 00:53:04,140 for school. Most important meal of the day. 535 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:31,050 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 536 00:55:56,834 --> 00:55:58,880 Now I get it.