1 00:00:38,161 --> 00:00:40,598 I was sheriff of this county when I was 25. 2 00:00:40,642 --> 00:00:44,167 Hard to believe. 3 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,822 Grandfather was a sheriff. Father, too. 4 00:00:46,865 --> 00:00:48,693 Ranchers all. 5 00:00:48,737 --> 00:00:51,827 Working the land through times flush and fallow. 6 00:00:55,004 --> 00:00:58,399 There's a natural order to things. 7 00:00:58,442 --> 00:01:00,879 We know it in our bones. 8 00:01:00,923 --> 00:01:03,491 Jesus was a man, not some bearded lady. 9 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:05,449 And just as water flows downhill, 10 00:01:05,493 --> 00:01:08,322 a husband is head of his household. 11 00:01:08,365 --> 00:01:11,368 Under him, the woman abides. 12 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,197 She holds her virtue close 13 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,418 until that matrimonial threshold is crossed, 14 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:18,941 and then she opens to him, 15 00:01:18,984 --> 00:01:21,248 as the flower opens to the sun. 16 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,553 And in exchange, 17 00:01:22,597 --> 00:01:25,382 the man shelters and protects his female, 18 00:01:25,426 --> 00:01:28,211 as the sword has its sheath. 19 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,822 Okay, but what I'm saying is, you... 20 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:35,914 No. He only raises his hand to her 21 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:37,873 when she forgets her place and acts the man. 22 00:01:37,916 --> 00:01:41,485 And-and then only for instruction, 23 00:01:41,529 --> 00:01:45,446 never taking any pleasure or satisfaction from the task. 24 00:01:45,489 --> 00:01:47,230 Whereas you, son, 25 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,320 seem to have played a Tommy Lee drum solo 26 00:01:50,364 --> 00:01:52,888 all over your missus's facade. 27 00:01:52,931 --> 00:01:55,630 - This... I fell is all. - Hey, quiet now. 28 00:01:55,673 --> 00:01:58,198 Sheriff's talking. 29 00:01:58,241 --> 00:02:01,592 Come here. Take comfort, dear. 30 00:02:01,636 --> 00:02:04,073 Daughter, these hard times are over. 31 00:02:04,117 --> 00:02:05,857 All right? 32 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:07,729 I'll see to your husband's instruction myself. 33 00:02:07,772 --> 00:02:09,078 What 'struction? 34 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:16,216 Now, be honest. 35 00:02:16,259 --> 00:02:18,522 Do you ever question your man's supremacy 36 00:02:18,566 --> 00:02:20,176 when he speaks? 37 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,570 Just when he drinks or with the crank, you know? 38 00:02:22,613 --> 00:02:24,354 I try to stay out of the way, but... 39 00:02:25,399 --> 00:02:27,227 Don't hurt him. 40 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:29,533 - We got three boys who need a daddy. - Okay. 41 00:02:29,577 --> 00:02:32,145 Okay. Okay. 42 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,763 Yeah. 43 00:02:41,806 --> 00:02:44,244 Thank you. You got any of that huckleberry pie? 44 00:02:44,287 --> 00:02:46,942 - Sure. - That's great. 45 00:02:49,249 --> 00:02:52,077 Lookit, dick cheese, I know you... 46 00:02:52,121 --> 00:02:53,514 Quiet. 47 00:02:56,038 --> 00:02:59,476 Go home. Fix a meal. 48 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,435 Pray on it before you take the first bite. 49 00:03:01,478 --> 00:03:04,046 Forgiveness. Tend to his burns. 50 00:03:04,089 --> 00:03:06,091 Try to be deferential. 51 00:03:06,135 --> 00:03:08,659 Cater to his needs as a man with your mouth 52 00:03:08,703 --> 00:03:10,400 in order to sow harmony. 53 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:13,664 I'll come by in the morning, see if the lesson stuck. 54 00:03:15,231 --> 00:03:17,059 Go on. 55 00:03:17,102 --> 00:03:18,321 Go. 56 00:03:30,638 --> 00:03:32,205 They missed her. 57 00:03:51,876 --> 00:03:53,922 What happened? 58 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,189 You send a man to do a job without all the information, 59 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:03,671 how can the job be done? 60 00:04:03,714 --> 00:04:05,020 Yeah, what are you? 61 00:04:05,977 --> 00:04:08,066 The Riddler? 62 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:12,114 You say the woman is a woman, a... 63 00:04:12,157 --> 00:04:13,985 How do you... ? 64 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:16,640 Housewife. 65 00:04:16,684 --> 00:04:22,690 Never do you mention she is, for real, a tiger. 66 00:04:22,733 --> 00:04:25,693 You're saying you couldn't handle some girl? 67 00:04:25,736 --> 00:04:27,782 100 pounds soaking wet? 68 00:04:29,174 --> 00:04:30,698 Huh? 69 00:04:33,222 --> 00:04:36,791 It was on the wire this morning. 70 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:40,316 This half-wit shot up a filling station outside Beulah. 71 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,187 Murdered the clerk. 72 00:04:42,231 --> 00:04:44,364 Killed a state trooper. 73 00:04:44,407 --> 00:04:45,843 Put a hole in the leg of another. 74 00:04:47,541 --> 00:04:49,673 And this retard's partner with a cracked skull 75 00:04:49,717 --> 00:04:51,240 and his face half burned off in the morgue. 76 00:04:51,284 --> 00:04:54,069 You say housewife, so I bring one guy. 77 00:04:54,112 --> 00:04:56,506 You say tiger... 78 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:57,681 that's a different guy. 79 00:04:57,725 --> 00:05:00,118 Cost you three times. 80 00:05:00,162 --> 00:05:02,817 Did they take her? The police? 81 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:04,819 Fled on foot. 82 00:05:04,862 --> 00:05:07,212 Possibly home. 83 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:08,953 Possibly to the wind. 84 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:11,608 Could you find her? 85 00:05:11,652 --> 00:05:14,350 She could be found. 86 00:05:14,394 --> 00:05:17,310 Where people go, the thoughts they have, 87 00:05:17,353 --> 00:05:19,877 these are known to me. 88 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:21,096 Instincts. 89 00:05:21,139 --> 00:05:23,446 Who flees, who fights. 90 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:27,755 It's a question of price. 91 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:31,193 The job it was, not the job you said. 92 00:05:31,236 --> 00:05:33,282 Pain and suffering. 93 00:05:33,326 --> 00:05:35,806 A man, missing an appendage, 94 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:38,200 self-sewing his own skin. 95 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:39,941 Scarred for life, he's told. 96 00:05:39,984 --> 00:05:43,466 And then this new ask. 97 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,120 Hunting a tiger. 98 00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:48,079 And it forces the man to ask: 99 00:05:48,123 --> 00:05:50,865 why you want the tiger? 100 00:05:52,606 --> 00:05:54,303 She's my wife. 101 00:05:54,347 --> 00:05:55,609 Don't tell him shit. 102 00:05:55,652 --> 00:05:57,045 I already said I can handle this. 103 00:05:57,088 --> 00:05:59,003 We know where she lives now. Her alias. 104 00:06:03,486 --> 00:06:06,315 She made vows to me. 105 00:06:06,359 --> 00:06:08,056 A pledge. 106 00:06:08,099 --> 00:06:11,233 In sickness and in health. 107 00:06:11,276 --> 00:06:14,715 Consider it a debt unpaid, leaving me in limbo. 108 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:17,370 Husband yes or husband no. 109 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,069 See, she hid from me nine, ten years. 110 00:06:22,026 --> 00:06:25,465 Interest accrued. 111 00:06:25,508 --> 00:06:28,555 Until the debt could no longer be paid with money. 112 00:06:32,472 --> 00:06:36,084 Then, one day, there she is, fingerprints in the system. 113 00:06:36,127 --> 00:06:38,260 Now the limbo can end, 114 00:06:38,303 --> 00:06:41,219 the debt can be collected. 115 00:06:43,874 --> 00:06:45,441 Tell me something, friend. 116 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,489 If a man is pure, 117 00:06:49,532 --> 00:06:52,274 his actions are only ever good. 118 00:06:53,231 --> 00:06:55,320 You believe that? 119 00:06:57,453 --> 00:06:59,934 I'm a nihilist. 120 00:06:59,977 --> 00:07:01,675 What the fuck does that mean? 121 00:07:01,718 --> 00:07:03,024 I believe in nothing. 122 00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,373 You believe in money. 123 00:07:06,244 --> 00:07:07,942 Yeah? 124 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:16,429 Well, thanks for your help. 125 00:07:17,647 --> 00:07:19,301 Go on with Gator. He'll get you paid. 126 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:20,607 Dad. 127 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,913 Original plus pain and suffering. 128 00:07:22,957 --> 00:07:24,828 Yeah, of course. 129 00:07:24,872 --> 00:07:27,222 Take it out of the rainy day fund. 130 00:07:27,265 --> 00:07:28,876 Fixing place. 131 00:07:28,919 --> 00:07:32,575 Fixing place. Right. 132 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,577 Come on, numbnuts. 133 00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:45,762 A man is grateful. 134 00:08:00,777 --> 00:08:04,172 I'm not saying sorry, but you understand. 135 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:05,913 I had to rough you up a little back there. 136 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:09,003 You coming up snake eyes and all. 137 00:08:12,267 --> 00:08:15,575 With her being such a tiny bird, which... 138 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:19,883 You know... 139 00:08:21,232 --> 00:08:23,670 they used to be dinosaurs. 140 00:08:27,108 --> 00:08:29,502 Hundreds okay? 141 00:08:40,425 --> 00:08:41,775 Surprise, shitbird. 142 00:09:03,623 --> 00:09:06,495 - What's going on, Roy? - Go on, get back to the house now. 143 00:09:32,216 --> 00:09:36,090 Like we said, this is all just a misunderstanding. 144 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:37,613 Had a bad day is all. 145 00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:44,185 A bad day? 146 00:09:44,228 --> 00:09:45,403 Yeah. 147 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,580 Left the house a mess. 148 00:09:47,623 --> 00:09:50,713 Last I checked, weren't a crime. 149 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,062 No, ma'am. 150 00:09:52,106 --> 00:09:54,151 I'm a recidivist on that count myself. 151 00:09:54,195 --> 00:09:55,457 Laundry especially. 152 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,286 Oh, laundry. 153 00:09:58,329 --> 00:10:00,897 But what I'm concerned about is the blood. 154 00:10:00,941 --> 00:10:02,943 Told you, I cut my feet up on some glass. 155 00:10:02,986 --> 00:10:04,509 You did. 156 00:10:04,553 --> 00:10:07,382 And I see the wounds. 157 00:10:07,425 --> 00:10:08,688 But what I'm dealing with is the fact 158 00:10:08,731 --> 00:10:10,472 that the blood on your entry floor 159 00:10:10,515 --> 00:10:12,169 is different than the blood type we have on record for you. 160 00:10:12,213 --> 00:10:13,562 Records? 161 00:10:13,606 --> 00:10:15,738 Those... 162 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,872 You know, I heard a man went into the hospital in St. Paul 163 00:10:18,915 --> 00:10:20,874 fer a kidney transplant, 164 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,571 he ended up with someone else's brain. 165 00:10:22,615 --> 00:10:25,095 - No way. - Yeah. 166 00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:26,314 Well, I'm not sure... 167 00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:28,795 That don't sound accurate. 168 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:32,537 What I'm saying is, hospitals make mistakes. 169 00:10:32,581 --> 00:10:35,453 Then there's the hair DNA from the balaclava in your boudoir. 170 00:10:35,497 --> 00:10:37,281 Told you, I bought that secondhand. 171 00:10:41,459 --> 00:10:43,723 You know, it's my fault. 172 00:10:43,766 --> 00:10:47,291 You know, I came home, front door was wide open, uh, 173 00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:49,729 all the... blood. 174 00:10:49,772 --> 00:10:52,949 Uh, I-I'm not ashamed to say I panicked. 175 00:10:52,993 --> 00:10:54,559 But, you know, Dot's home, 176 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:56,431 and, uh, that's all that matters. 177 00:10:56,474 --> 00:10:58,738 So, uh, whatever the... 178 00:10:58,781 --> 00:11:01,566 You know, she's my wife. And I believe her. 179 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:05,266 So, if there's a form or something I can sign to... 180 00:11:05,309 --> 00:11:08,225 you know, drop the charges... 181 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:10,140 That's not how this works. 182 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,798 - I got to... - Hmm? 183 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,931 It's almost time for pickup. 184 00:11:17,974 --> 00:11:22,152 I told Scotty we could go to DQ after school, so... 185 00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,375 Well, okay, then. 186 00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:28,942 Thanks for your time. 187 00:11:28,985 --> 00:11:30,683 Mm-hmm. 188 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:32,510 We're reviewing traffic cameras in the neighborhood, 189 00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:33,511 so if I have any more questions... 190 00:11:33,512 --> 00:11:34,948 No. 191 00:11:34,991 --> 00:11:37,037 She's... 192 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,692 Wayne, she's not listening to me. 193 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,868 Uh, Danish Graves is our attorney, 194 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,870 so if you need to contact us again, 195 00:11:43,913 --> 00:11:46,568 which you shouldn't, uh... 196 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,440 Okay, then. 197 00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:03,237 So, it's a puzzler. 198 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,804 Spoke to Wayne. 199 00:12:04,847 --> 00:12:06,631 Dot's back. 200 00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:08,198 She's what now? 201 00:12:08,242 --> 00:12:10,244 Yeah, came home on her own. 202 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:12,202 A little bruised. 203 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:14,727 Bloody feet. 204 00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:16,250 She escaped? 205 00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:17,425 Well, that's the conundrum. 206 00:12:17,468 --> 00:12:19,079 Says she wasn't taken. 207 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:22,169 Says it was just a driving around type scenario. 208 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:23,605 Getting her head straight. 209 00:12:23,648 --> 00:12:25,563 Bullshit. 210 00:12:25,607 --> 00:12:28,305 You saw the police report. 211 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,046 Something's fishy here. 212 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:32,222 Agreed. 213 00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:33,920 I smell a rat. 214 00:12:33,963 --> 00:12:36,183 You think... 215 00:12:36,226 --> 00:12:37,575 Well, what do you think? 216 00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:40,883 A play, maybe. 217 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,581 Extortion, but she got cold feet. 218 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,235 Kidnapped herself, you're thinking? 219 00:12:45,279 --> 00:12:48,543 I mean, what do we know about this girl, really? 220 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:51,067 Well, I did the background check when they got engaged. 221 00:12:51,111 --> 00:12:52,939 Well, you said yourself, not much there. 222 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,375 Pretty thin, for sure. 223 00:12:54,418 --> 00:12:55,898 Just the birth certificate, 224 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,682 a few school records, previous addresses. 225 00:12:57,726 --> 00:12:59,815 Well, it's too good to be true, now I'm thinking. 226 00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,686 So, what do we... ? 227 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:05,342 Tell you what we don't want... police digging their noses 228 00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:06,735 into other people's business. 229 00:13:06,779 --> 00:13:08,476 Asking questions that can't be answered. 230 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:09,782 Then what? 231 00:13:11,218 --> 00:13:13,611 Possibly this thing goes federal. 232 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:15,657 You know, wrong person makes a phone call. 233 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:18,573 You don't think Wayne's... 234 00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:21,054 Who knows what to think? 235 00:13:21,097 --> 00:13:23,143 He's got the dealership, 236 00:13:23,186 --> 00:13:26,015 a decent roof over their head, 237 00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:31,064 but maybe she's pushing him for more. 238 00:13:31,107 --> 00:13:33,675 Putting ideas in his head. 239 00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:36,330 Eh... I don't know. 240 00:13:36,373 --> 00:13:39,594 So we separate 'em, like the cops. 241 00:13:39,637 --> 00:13:42,292 You brace him. I go at her. 242 00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,381 Get to the bottom of things. 243 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:45,905 If this deal's for real 244 00:13:45,948 --> 00:13:48,603 and they got a notion to take what's mine, 245 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,953 we need to nip it in the bud. 246 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,563 Keep things in-house. 247 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,957 Ah, geez. 248 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,568 Everything was going along just fine, too. 249 00:13:57,612 --> 00:13:58,874 And now, what do you... 250 00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:02,704 This... enemy within situation. 251 00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:06,839 She made promises. To me. 252 00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:08,492 My son. 253 00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,191 To have and to hold. 254 00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,758 For richer and poorer. 255 00:14:14,977 --> 00:14:17,327 And that's a debt we're gonna collect. 256 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:27,745 You gonna make it there, sunshine? 257 00:15:27,789 --> 00:15:31,880 Fucker got the drop on me. 258 00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:36,232 Tell me her name again? 259 00:15:36,276 --> 00:15:39,801 Uh, goes by Dorothy Lyon now. 260 00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:41,890 Lives in a suburb outside the Twin Cities. 261 00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,370 Married, you said? 262 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,980 Going on ten years. 263 00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:48,070 Husband owns a car dealership, some kind of... 264 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,072 uh, Korean model. 265 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,378 Koreans make cars? 266 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:53,684 I guess. 267 00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:55,034 Anyway, she's got a daughter 268 00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:57,862 named Scotty. She's about nine. 269 00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:08,699 Roy, we got FBI here. 270 00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:14,749 Let's send 'em up. 271 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:17,317 What do you want me to... ? 272 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,492 Ah, don't worry about it. 273 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,328 Hard day at the office. 274 00:16:28,371 --> 00:16:31,026 Like the sign says, he's a hard man for hard times. 275 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,333 And by "he" I mean me. 276 00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:41,906 Agent "Ja-Queen." 277 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:44,170 It's Joaquin. 278 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,649 This is Agent Meyer. 279 00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:47,086 We're new in the Fargo office. 280 00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,565 We thought we'd come by, 281 00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,741 see why you aren't enforcing any of our laws. 282 00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:52,352 What laws? 283 00:16:52,395 --> 00:16:54,093 Oh, you know, gun laws, drug laws. 284 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:56,747 Any of the half-dozen other American laws 285 00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:58,880 passed and ratified by the United States government 286 00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:01,404 that you don't seem to recognize. 287 00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:03,406 Well, Agent Ja-Queen, I think you'll find 288 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,452 that there is no one on God's green earth 289 00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:06,931 who is a greater enforcer of the laws of this land 290 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,411 than Roy Tillman. 291 00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,500 Why do I feel like there's a "but" here? 292 00:17:10,544 --> 00:17:11,632 But... 293 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:17,594 what you need to know is that I amthe law of the land. 294 00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:20,380 Elected by the residents of this county 295 00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:22,512 to interpret and enforce the Constitution 296 00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:25,994 given unto us by Almighty God. 297 00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:27,822 Mm-hmm. 298 00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:29,780 Freedom. 299 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:31,304 Amen. 300 00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:33,610 You know, I hear that word a lot out here. 301 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,221 I'm curious... 302 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,049 what you think it means. 303 00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:38,789 Agent, if you don't know what freedom is, 304 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,095 I don't think me saying the words out loud 305 00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,879 is gonna teach you. 306 00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:46,623 Why don't you go and do your chores? 307 00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:57,765 Seriously? 308 00:17:58,983 --> 00:18:00,811 Do you want a towel, or... ? 309 00:18:00,855 --> 00:18:02,813 Does my discussing matters of state 310 00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,164 in moist repose bother you? 311 00:18:14,825 --> 00:18:16,349 Jesus. 312 00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:29,492 Now, what is it you wanted to discuss? 313 00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:31,494 Well, like I said, we're new in town. 314 00:18:31,538 --> 00:18:34,062 We thought we'd come open a collegial dialogue. 315 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:36,108 Maybe let you know we're looking into the practices 316 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,675 - of your office. - Very unorthodox practices. 317 00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:40,590 Possibly illegal. 318 00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:44,159 Illegal according to who? 319 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:45,378 Maybe you weren't paying attention, 320 00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:46,901 but I am the law around here. 321 00:18:46,944 --> 00:18:48,946 So you said. 322 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,688 Removable only by the governor or my constituents, 323 00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:53,299 who love me, by the way, 324 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:56,171 because I say what I want and I do as I please. 325 00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:57,999 And I know the difference between right and wrong. 326 00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,001 Don't you mean legal and illegal? 327 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,484 Well... 328 00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:06,921 did you know that in North Dakota it is illegal 329 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:08,270 for a charitable group to hold 330 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,491 more than two poker games a year? 331 00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:14,276 And similarly, it is illegal 332 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,626 to keep an elk in a sandbox in your own backyard. 333 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:18,933 I shit you not. 334 00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:20,587 Now, if you were to own a tavern 335 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,502 and serve beer and pretzels at the same time, 336 00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:23,545 I could arrest you. 337 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:26,070 And in Waverly... 338 00:19:26,114 --> 00:19:31,206 the law forbids horses from sleeping in bathtubs. 339 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,556 You beginning to get the drift here? 340 00:19:35,036 --> 00:19:37,560 I'm a sheriff of the American Constitution. 341 00:19:37,604 --> 00:19:40,650 Bound by duty, blood, and tradition 342 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:44,088 to enforce what is right and to prosecute what is wrong. 343 00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:46,178 And the law, my friends... 344 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:49,050 has very little to do with it. 345 00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:55,099 So, Ja-Queen, Mrs. Ja-Queen, 346 00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:57,145 if you'll excuse me, 347 00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:58,973 I have some justice to administer. 348 00:20:00,104 --> 00:20:02,063 You can see yourself out. 349 00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:24,825 What do you say next time we get an extra Blizzard 350 00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:27,480 and hold it upside down to see how long it takes 351 00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,221 for the stuffing to come out, huh? 352 00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:31,179 - Yeah. - Yeah. 353 00:20:31,223 --> 00:20:33,747 Your tea selection is atrocious. 354 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,749 How did you get in here? 355 00:20:39,883 --> 00:20:41,233 Hey, Nana. 356 00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:45,106 Are you wearing lipstick? 357 00:20:45,149 --> 00:20:47,064 That's ketchup. We had curly fries. 358 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,462 Like I said, how come you're in my home? 359 00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:55,464 Of course I have a key. 360 00:20:55,508 --> 00:20:57,945 It's my son's house. 361 00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:01,383 Still, sorry if-if we startled you. 362 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,124 Imagine intruders breaking into your house 363 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,692 twice in one week. 364 00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:07,824 Oh, wait. 365 00:21:08,825 --> 00:21:11,219 That didn't happen. 366 00:21:13,134 --> 00:21:14,396 What do you want? 367 00:21:16,311 --> 00:21:19,880 Jerome, could you see my granddaughter to her room? 368 00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:22,361 Maybe she wants to show you her dolls. 369 00:21:22,404 --> 00:21:25,842 I don't have dolls, Nana. I like ninjas. 370 00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:27,583 Is that some kind of cat? 371 00:21:27,627 --> 00:21:28,932 You're silly. 372 00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:31,457 Come on, young Skywalker. 373 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,504 I'll show you how a true samurai fights, hmm? 374 00:21:35,548 --> 00:21:38,507 Whoa. 375 00:21:43,338 --> 00:21:47,864 Well, I guess with you when it rains it pours. 376 00:21:47,908 --> 00:21:49,649 That... 377 00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:55,742 I mean, this is all just a bunch of silliness. 378 00:21:55,785 --> 00:21:59,354 Honestly, I'm embarrassed by all the fuss. 379 00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:01,269 Signs of a break-in, I'm told. 380 00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:04,751 Evidence you fought back, which good for you. 381 00:22:04,794 --> 00:22:06,753 I'd have skinned 'em where they stood. 382 00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,711 Please. 383 00:22:08,755 --> 00:22:10,496 More like Mama had a tantrum 384 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,933 and it all got blowed out of proportion. 385 00:22:12,976 --> 00:22:16,371 Honestly, like a snowball rolling downhill. 386 00:22:16,415 --> 00:22:19,809 Well, either you got a screw loose, 387 00:22:19,853 --> 00:22:23,552 or somebody came for you and you got away... 388 00:22:23,596 --> 00:22:25,162 and now you're lying about it. 389 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,990 Mom. 390 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:29,210 No. 391 00:22:29,253 --> 00:22:31,168 I'm not your mom. 392 00:22:31,212 --> 00:22:34,868 You're married to my son, mother to my granddaughter. 393 00:22:34,911 --> 00:22:37,261 I wanted a girl with papers, 394 00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:39,873 but my Wayne always liked a sassy thing 395 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:42,354 with a tight caboose, so here you are. 396 00:22:46,401 --> 00:22:49,273 Haven't you ever had one of those days? 397 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:55,018 So what if I do got a screw loose? 398 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:57,673 Stress and the like. 399 00:22:57,717 --> 00:23:00,633 I'm holding up my end of the deal. 400 00:23:00,676 --> 00:23:02,417 We're man and wife, 401 00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:04,506 him and me, 402 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,899 and he loves me. 403 00:23:05,942 --> 00:23:08,510 There are ways we could change that. 404 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,338 The holy bond. 405 00:23:10,382 --> 00:23:12,645 Revocation of the trust. 406 00:23:12,688 --> 00:23:14,168 And cut you both out of the will, 407 00:23:14,211 --> 00:23:15,691 see if that moves the marker. 408 00:23:15,735 --> 00:23:16,953 What are you saying? 409 00:23:16,997 --> 00:23:19,391 I'm saying I don't trust you. 410 00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:21,001 You're up to something. 411 00:23:21,044 --> 00:23:23,917 And I won't have you dragging my son down. 412 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,571 So... 413 00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:27,268 best you make excuses, 414 00:23:27,311 --> 00:23:31,707 you go back to wherever it is you were before you met. 415 00:23:31,751 --> 00:23:36,495 If you go easy, I could even see my way to... 416 00:23:36,538 --> 00:23:41,413 staking you for the first... two years. 417 00:23:43,284 --> 00:23:44,807 Listen, bitch. 418 00:23:46,374 --> 00:23:50,509 I've climbed through six kinds of hell to get where I am. 419 00:23:50,552 --> 00:23:53,425 And no Ivy League royal wannabe is gonna run me off 420 00:23:53,468 --> 00:23:55,427 just because she doesn't like the way I smell. 421 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,606 If you want to tussle with me... 422 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:04,871 you better sleep with both eyes open. 423 00:24:04,914 --> 00:24:09,876 Because nobody takes what's mine and lives. 424 00:24:16,012 --> 00:24:18,145 Anyhoo... 425 00:24:18,188 --> 00:24:20,103 thanks for stopping by. 426 00:24:21,017 --> 00:24:22,454 Dinner Sunday? 427 00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:25,979 I'll bring my blue salad. 428 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,199 Jerome. 429 00:24:29,243 --> 00:24:31,114 We're leaving. 430 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,990 Always nice to see you, dear. 431 00:24:39,035 --> 00:24:42,996 Maybe think about getting some iron into your diet. 432 00:24:43,039 --> 00:24:45,128 You look like a corpse. 433 00:25:28,955 --> 00:25:30,130 Mom? 434 00:25:30,173 --> 00:25:31,914 Ooh. 435 00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:36,615 I'm hungry. 436 00:25:36,658 --> 00:25:38,442 What? 437 00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,270 You just had DQ. 438 00:25:40,314 --> 00:25:42,229 It didn't take. 439 00:25:42,272 --> 00:25:45,058 Oh. What's going on down there? 440 00:25:45,101 --> 00:25:46,668 A wedgie. 441 00:25:51,368 --> 00:25:53,109 Tell you what. 442 00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:55,938 How about we make a vegetable medley 443 00:25:55,982 --> 00:25:59,681 with carrot sticks and the bell peppers you like? 444 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:02,728 And then you can help Mom do some kind of craft project. 445 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,468 What kind of craft project? 446 00:26:04,512 --> 00:26:07,820 You're gonna have to go downstairs to find out. 447 00:26:08,908 --> 00:26:10,866 Come on. 448 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,185 Ah! Bye-bye. 449 00:26:25,228 --> 00:26:27,709 Nice done. 450 00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:34,107 Awesome. 451 00:26:44,639 --> 00:26:46,728 Ooh. 452 00:27:26,986 --> 00:27:28,770 - You ready? - Yeah. 453 00:27:32,948 --> 00:27:34,863 Whoa. 454 00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:57,320 Keep your hands off the ball chain, huh? 455 00:27:57,364 --> 00:28:00,497 Mama doesn't want you getting smooshed like a bug. 456 00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:04,197 Can we do my room next? 457 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,286 Oh, yeah. 458 00:28:06,329 --> 00:28:07,896 Let's go. 459 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:09,593 Race you. 460 00:28:14,424 --> 00:28:19,081 Don't forget our special 30% off winter deal on... 461 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:22,302 Great deal, heck of a deal. 462 00:28:22,345 --> 00:28:25,740 Oh, sure, yeah, I got those VIN numbers right here. 463 00:28:27,786 --> 00:28:30,484 Actually, Phil, I'll have to call you back. 464 00:28:30,527 --> 00:28:33,008 All right. 465 00:28:33,052 --> 00:28:35,184 Finally saw the light on that Porsche, did you? 466 00:28:36,533 --> 00:28:38,927 What are you, uh... ? 467 00:28:38,971 --> 00:28:41,582 - What are you... ? - I got some business to discuss, Wayne. 468 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:42,844 Ah. 469 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,978 Is he on? 470 00:28:46,021 --> 00:28:47,588 Mom? 471 00:28:47,631 --> 00:28:49,459 Got a problem here, kid. Need your help with it. 472 00:28:49,503 --> 00:28:50,634 Of course, yeah. 473 00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:52,332 Is it that landscaper again? 474 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,290 No, it's not the landscaper, moron. 475 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:56,379 It's your wife. 476 00:28:56,423 --> 00:28:58,686 Now hold on. That's, uh... 477 00:28:58,730 --> 00:29:01,080 This whole kidnapping that ain't a kidnapping thing, 478 00:29:01,123 --> 00:29:03,082 well, there's something fishy about that. 479 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,345 Full low tide, if you ask me. 480 00:29:05,388 --> 00:29:06,650 Like the dog's breath. 481 00:29:06,694 --> 00:29:08,522 Now, we talked about this, uh... 482 00:29:08,565 --> 00:29:10,132 She had a bad day. 483 00:29:10,176 --> 00:29:11,394 Son. 484 00:29:11,438 --> 00:29:12,961 I talked to the police. 485 00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:15,224 They got hard evidence your wife was abducted. 486 00:29:15,268 --> 00:29:17,139 Not to mention, 487 00:29:17,183 --> 00:29:19,141 I just learned they think they got one of the guys 488 00:29:19,185 --> 00:29:21,883 on a slab over in North Dakota. 489 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,538 Broke his skull in the commode of a filling station. 490 00:29:26,322 --> 00:29:28,542 - G... geez. - Yeah, officer on the scene said 491 00:29:28,585 --> 00:29:31,240 there was a female present who matches Dot. 492 00:29:31,284 --> 00:29:35,592 Get your head out of your ass, kid. 493 00:29:35,636 --> 00:29:37,899 She's making a play here, your missus. 494 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,422 In cahoots with the kidnappers maybe, 495 00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:43,122 or maybe just seizing the opportunity. 496 00:29:43,165 --> 00:29:44,558 I'm not sure what or why. 497 00:29:44,601 --> 00:29:45,733 But any way you tell the story, 498 00:29:45,777 --> 00:29:47,691 it ends with me writing a check. 499 00:29:47,735 --> 00:29:51,086 Oh, come on now, Ma, n-not everything's about money. 500 00:29:52,218 --> 00:29:53,262 Slap him. 501 00:29:53,306 --> 00:29:56,396 I'm... sorry? 502 00:29:56,439 --> 00:29:57,527 You heard me. 503 00:29:57,571 --> 00:29:59,094 My son needs a slap 504 00:29:59,138 --> 00:30:00,574 and I'm not there to give it to him. 505 00:30:00,617 --> 00:30:01,923 So, as my attorney, I authorize you 506 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,230 to knock his fucking block off. 507 00:30:08,843 --> 00:30:10,366 No. 508 00:30:12,138 --> 00:30:13,194 No, no, no, no, no, no. 509 00:30:13,195 --> 00:30:14,718 Wait a minute... Aah! 510 00:30:16,633 --> 00:30:17,852 Ow. 511 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:19,419 Listen to me, boy. 512 00:30:19,462 --> 00:30:21,334 You're back at the kiddie table on this one. 513 00:30:21,377 --> 00:30:23,162 That's official. 514 00:30:23,205 --> 00:30:26,382 Now shut your hole and listen to me talk. 515 00:30:34,651 --> 00:30:35,870 Trooper? 516 00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:37,785 Saved. 517 00:30:37,829 --> 00:30:39,787 From what? 518 00:30:39,831 --> 00:30:41,789 Concord grape, I think. 519 00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:44,009 Hmm. 520 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,838 How... may I help you? 521 00:30:46,881 --> 00:30:48,448 Sure, well, I'm, uh, Deputy Olmstead, 522 00:30:48,491 --> 00:30:50,232 Scandia Police Department over in Minnesota. 523 00:30:50,276 --> 00:30:51,712 I wanted to ask you some questions 524 00:30:51,755 --> 00:30:53,061 about events that transpired last night. 525 00:30:53,105 --> 00:30:54,889 You and everybody else. 526 00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:56,978 Well, sir, I think I might have a piece of your puzzle. 527 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,807 To wit, the identity of the missing female you assisted. 528 00:30:59,851 --> 00:31:03,202 If I'm right, which I think I am. 529 00:31:03,245 --> 00:31:05,334 Color me intrigued. 530 00:31:05,378 --> 00:31:07,728 Taken from her home yesterday afternoon by two men, we think. 531 00:31:07,771 --> 00:31:09,512 We found blood from one. 532 00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:12,080 Looks like she burned the other fella's face pretty bad. 533 00:31:12,124 --> 00:31:13,690 Sounds like my girl. 534 00:31:13,734 --> 00:31:15,214 Rambo, basically. 535 00:31:15,257 --> 00:31:19,392 Or, uh, the other fella from the TV, uh... 536 00:31:19,435 --> 00:31:21,742 - MacGyver. - Well, I got a picture. 537 00:31:21,785 --> 00:31:22,874 Mm. 538 00:31:24,223 --> 00:31:25,311 What do you know? 539 00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:28,270 It's a party. 540 00:31:28,314 --> 00:31:30,838 Indira Olmstead, Scandia Police Department. 541 00:31:30,882 --> 00:31:33,188 Ah. City girl. 542 00:31:33,232 --> 00:31:35,190 Well, we prefer "women" these days. 543 00:31:35,234 --> 00:31:37,149 But the rest is accurate. 544 00:31:37,192 --> 00:31:38,585 How can we help you, stranger? 545 00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:42,328 Sheriff's Deputy, Stark County. 546 00:31:42,371 --> 00:31:44,983 Sounds like you had a mix-up in my neck of the woods last night, 547 00:31:45,026 --> 00:31:48,029 which we run a pretty tight ship, so... 548 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,988 I take it personal when bad men appear. 549 00:31:50,031 --> 00:31:52,251 This job will grind you down, you take it too personal. 550 00:31:52,294 --> 00:31:55,907 What can I say? I like being on the right side of a gunfight. 551 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:57,909 Heard you say you had a picture of the perps? 552 00:31:57,952 --> 00:32:00,824 - Uh, victim. Female. - Right. 553 00:32:00,868 --> 00:32:04,567 Saw something about, uh, a woman got taken. 554 00:32:04,611 --> 00:32:06,918 Or escaped or something? 555 00:32:06,961 --> 00:32:09,311 We think these fellas grabbed her up in Minnesota. 556 00:32:09,355 --> 00:32:12,053 Taking her to points west when the trooper pulled them over. 557 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,621 She killed one, the recidivist Donald Ireland, 558 00:32:14,664 --> 00:32:17,754 I think they said. The other one got away. 559 00:32:17,798 --> 00:32:21,062 Sounds like a real Comanche, this female you're hunting. 560 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:24,892 Like I said, I got a photo. Excuse me. 561 00:32:24,936 --> 00:32:27,982 So, what, she some kind of criminal, also? 562 00:32:28,026 --> 00:32:29,549 Not exactly. 563 00:32:29,592 --> 00:32:31,855 Had a mix-up at her daughter's school this week. 564 00:32:31,899 --> 00:32:33,292 Tased an officer by accident. 565 00:32:33,335 --> 00:32:34,728 How's that happen? 566 00:32:34,771 --> 00:32:36,208 Heat of the moment, I'm guessing. 567 00:32:36,251 --> 00:32:37,513 Used to be a saying: 568 00:32:37,557 --> 00:32:40,386 "Minnesota nice." But I was there. 569 00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:42,649 Nothing nice about Minnesota that day. 570 00:32:42,692 --> 00:32:44,651 Oops. What'd I do? 571 00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:47,175 - What did you... ? - I must've, I don't know, I pressed something. 572 00:32:47,219 --> 00:32:50,309 Darn it, you deleted the victim, her photo. 573 00:32:50,352 --> 00:32:53,181 Yeah, me and technology don't see eye to eye. 574 00:32:53,225 --> 00:32:54,530 Especially now. 575 00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:57,011 This wrist-breaker... ah. 576 00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:59,231 No, it-it's my fault. 577 00:32:59,274 --> 00:33:01,407 I'm not sure what I was thinking just bringing the one. 578 00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:04,018 Well, I sure hope you find her. 579 00:33:04,062 --> 00:33:06,368 If it was her, saved my life, I think. 580 00:33:06,412 --> 00:33:09,067 Oh, no, she's home. A little worse for wear 581 00:33:09,110 --> 00:33:10,372 but intact. 582 00:33:10,416 --> 00:33:11,591 Strangest thing, though. 583 00:33:11,634 --> 00:33:13,288 Despite all evidence, 584 00:33:13,332 --> 00:33:15,203 she's claiming it never happened. 585 00:33:15,247 --> 00:33:17,292 Never... what now? 586 00:33:17,336 --> 00:33:18,859 Says nobody broke in. 587 00:33:18,902 --> 00:33:20,513 Says she wasn't taken. 588 00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:22,080 Just went for a wander for ten hours 589 00:33:22,123 --> 00:33:24,256 and then came home and cooked breakfast. 590 00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:26,127 Cry for attention, sounds like. 591 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:29,565 Drama queen trying to make her husband sick. 592 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,219 Who said she has a husband? 593 00:33:31,263 --> 00:33:32,873 No, I mean, I'm assuming. 594 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:35,919 Description said 30s in the police report, so... 595 00:33:35,963 --> 00:33:37,617 Well, all I know is, the woman I met broke loose 596 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,185 like somebody who knows how small the cage can get. 597 00:33:41,664 --> 00:33:43,362 Wish you had that picture. 598 00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:45,364 Like to meet that woman again, thank her. 599 00:33:45,407 --> 00:33:47,366 For what? Far as I can tell, 600 00:33:47,409 --> 00:33:49,368 she's the one got you shot in the first place. 601 00:33:49,411 --> 00:33:51,413 Oh, the job got me shot. 602 00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:53,502 She was just... 603 00:33:53,546 --> 00:33:55,678 trying to get free. 604 00:33:55,722 --> 00:33:57,332 But you know what they say. 605 00:33:57,376 --> 00:33:58,551 Protect and serve. 606 00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:03,077 Yeah, I'm down with "protect," but... 607 00:34:03,121 --> 00:34:04,731 I ain't in the service industry. 608 00:34:04,774 --> 00:34:08,604 I'm in the kicking ass and taking names business. 609 00:34:17,439 --> 00:34:19,050 You two have a nice day. 610 00:34:38,895 --> 00:34:41,072 Consider that bitch flummoxed. 611 00:35:13,974 --> 00:35:15,367 What the heck? 612 00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:17,195 Hiya, hon. 613 00:35:20,676 --> 00:35:22,025 What the heck? 614 00:35:22,069 --> 00:35:23,723 Made some shepherd's pie. 615 00:35:29,642 --> 00:35:31,209 Scotty. 616 00:35:32,253 --> 00:35:33,602 What you doing there? 617 00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:35,648 For security. Mom said. 618 00:35:35,691 --> 00:35:37,389 - Yeah. - Oh. 619 00:35:37,432 --> 00:35:38,433 Hon... 620 00:35:38,477 --> 00:35:41,219 Yeah? 621 00:35:41,262 --> 00:35:43,786 Why is there a sledgehammer over the front door? 622 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:46,398 Well, we talked about an alarm system, 623 00:35:46,441 --> 00:35:49,923 but you said we couldn't afford a good one, so we... 624 00:35:49,966 --> 00:35:51,707 Well, what the heck is... ? 625 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:53,318 Oh, no, hon, I wouldn't touch that. It's electrified. 626 00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:54,754 It's what? 627 00:35:54,797 --> 00:35:56,712 It's plugged into the wall. 628 00:35:56,756 --> 00:35:58,584 Anyone tries to bust in, 629 00:35:58,627 --> 00:36:00,629 well, they'll get a righteous shock. 630 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,029 Hon, c-can we talk? I... 631 00:36:09,072 --> 00:36:12,293 Wait, how, I'm just gonna... 632 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:13,903 How about you go upstairs and, uh, 633 00:36:13,947 --> 00:36:16,689 watch some cartoons on your Samsung? 634 00:36:16,732 --> 00:36:18,995 Yeah? 635 00:36:21,694 --> 00:36:24,566 - Yeah. - Let me get my apron off at least. 636 00:36:28,527 --> 00:36:30,529 Uh, Mom came by the lot today. 637 00:36:30,572 --> 00:36:33,445 Er, well, her man did. 638 00:36:33,488 --> 00:36:34,881 Uh, she called in. 639 00:36:34,924 --> 00:36:36,709 Yeah, she... 640 00:36:36,752 --> 00:36:38,493 I saw her, too. 641 00:36:38,537 --> 00:36:39,973 But don't worry. 642 00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:42,062 I think we came to an understanding. 643 00:36:42,105 --> 00:36:43,672 She said that, or... ? 644 00:36:43,716 --> 00:36:45,674 - No. - Oh. 645 00:36:45,718 --> 00:36:49,025 But women understand each other. 646 00:36:49,069 --> 00:36:52,115 Well, hon, I don't think you do... 647 00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:55,206 u-understand each other. 648 00:36:55,249 --> 00:36:57,730 She... She's litigating against you, see. 649 00:36:57,773 --> 00:37:00,472 She, uh... 650 00:37:00,515 --> 00:37:02,778 Well, she thinks you made this whole thing up. 651 00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:06,739 I... I mean, the whole thing sounds... loony. 652 00:37:06,782 --> 00:37:10,438 But she-she thinks you're some kind of con woman. 653 00:37:10,482 --> 00:37:13,180 Uh, playing us for our money. 654 00:37:13,224 --> 00:37:14,964 Uh, in league with the kidnappers. 655 00:37:15,008 --> 00:37:16,488 I just... 656 00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:20,274 Told you, there were no kidnappers, just... 657 00:37:20,318 --> 00:37:21,797 Drove around to-to clear your head. 658 00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:23,843 But-but, hon, the-the... 659 00:37:23,886 --> 00:37:25,758 The-the car was here the whole time. 660 00:37:25,801 --> 00:37:27,063 Walking, I said, or I-I... 661 00:37:27,107 --> 00:37:28,543 Listen, I believe you. 662 00:37:28,587 --> 00:37:31,285 I'm not the one you got to... I just... 663 00:37:31,329 --> 00:37:33,026 And she said she can get the cops out of the equation. 664 00:37:33,069 --> 00:37:36,682 You know, her friend the attorney general, but, hon... 665 00:37:36,725 --> 00:37:39,075 You know, from-from where she's sitting the-the whole thing 666 00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:40,773 don't make a lot of sense. 667 00:37:44,603 --> 00:37:47,040 But it makes sense to us. 668 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,825 That's what matters, right? 669 00:37:49,869 --> 00:37:53,133 Yeah, maybe. 670 00:37:53,176 --> 00:37:57,746 But, hon... wh-why-why is there a, a-a sledgehammer 671 00:37:57,790 --> 00:37:59,444 in the vestibule? 672 00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:02,273 A-And how come Scotty's making a zombie killer? 673 00:38:02,316 --> 00:38:05,188 Well, like she said. Security. 674 00:38:05,232 --> 00:38:06,407 From what? 675 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,843 Hon... 676 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:09,584 No, I-I'm just trying to, you know... 677 00:38:09,628 --> 00:38:13,414 No. You can't. You-you weren't there. 678 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,937 At the school board. 679 00:38:15,938 --> 00:38:19,028 Neighbor against neighbor. 680 00:38:19,072 --> 00:38:20,595 Society's breaking down here. 681 00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:22,293 The social structure. 682 00:38:22,336 --> 00:38:25,252 What side you're on, whether you're for or against, 683 00:38:25,296 --> 00:38:28,864 I-I'm just saying... 684 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,650 We need to wake up here. 685 00:38:31,693 --> 00:38:34,130 Protect ourselves, in case... 686 00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:35,915 In case what? 687 00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:38,265 In case... 688 00:38:38,309 --> 00:38:40,963 ruffians at the door. 689 00:38:41,007 --> 00:38:44,140 Or Mr. Abernathy decides he wants revenge. 690 00:38:44,184 --> 00:38:46,012 Or a thousand other maybes. 691 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,666 Uh, who? 692 00:38:47,709 --> 00:38:49,102 Scotty's math teacher. 693 00:38:49,145 --> 00:38:50,408 The fella I tased before the cop. 694 00:38:50,451 --> 00:38:51,931 Y-You tased the math teacher? 695 00:38:51,974 --> 00:38:53,672 Well... 696 00:38:53,715 --> 00:38:55,543 I got a bad feeling, hon. 697 00:38:55,587 --> 00:38:57,545 - Yeah. - People do. 698 00:38:57,589 --> 00:38:59,286 It's not just me. 699 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:01,854 And I'm, I-I'm not saying that we should build a bunker. 700 00:39:01,897 --> 00:39:05,031 Or stockpile long guns. 701 00:39:05,074 --> 00:39:06,598 A few common sense... 702 00:39:06,641 --> 00:39:09,731 Hon, y-y-y-you got electric wire on the windows. 703 00:39:09,775 --> 00:39:11,167 A few practical solutions. 704 00:39:11,211 --> 00:39:13,039 Unless you're ready to step up 705 00:39:13,082 --> 00:39:16,956 and go state of the art, really sink some capital into it. 706 00:39:16,999 --> 00:39:20,307 I-I... Should we, I don't know, sh-sh-sh-should we get a gun? 707 00:39:20,351 --> 00:39:24,093 See? Oh. Now you're thinking. 708 00:39:24,137 --> 00:39:26,792 A gun is a great idea. We should get a shotgun. 709 00:39:26,835 --> 00:39:28,576 - Oh. - And maybe a pistol for the bedroom. 710 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:31,231 - Ah. - And maybe we could replace my Taser, too. 711 00:39:31,274 --> 00:39:33,973 And, I don't know, maybe some kind of net. 712 00:39:34,016 --> 00:39:36,367 - Just in case they, uh... - A net? 713 00:39:36,410 --> 00:39:37,410 - Huh? - Huh? 714 00:39:37,411 --> 00:39:38,760 All I'm saying is-is, 715 00:39:38,804 --> 00:39:40,893 now we're speaking the same language. 716 00:39:44,157 --> 00:39:45,680 Oh, you're such a gentle guy. 717 00:39:45,724 --> 00:39:47,029 - Yeah. - Yeah. 718 00:39:47,073 --> 00:39:49,380 I know how hard this is. 719 00:39:50,511 --> 00:39:52,383 I-I just want to play floor hockey 720 00:39:52,426 --> 00:39:55,690 in my socks with Scotty again and watch Real Housewives. 721 00:39:55,734 --> 00:39:57,170 I know. 722 00:39:58,301 --> 00:40:00,739 And we can and we will. 723 00:40:00,782 --> 00:40:05,047 Hey. We just got to take care of a few things first. 724 00:40:11,358 --> 00:40:14,013 All I ever wanted was... 725 00:40:15,057 --> 00:40:17,799 Y-You're my dream come true. 726 00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:23,979 And you're mine. 727 00:40:30,377 --> 00:40:32,553 Come on, mister. 728 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,773 Before your daughter's brain turns to sludge. 729 00:40:34,816 --> 00:40:36,775 Yeah. 730 00:40:36,818 --> 00:40:38,472 Hey, Scotty. 731 00:40:40,996 --> 00:40:42,824 Let's eat! 732 00:41:02,365 --> 00:41:04,106 Pull in here. I got to take a piss. 733 00:41:36,574 --> 00:41:38,924 - Want a pop? - No, I'm fine. 734 00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:47,410 Whoa. 735 00:42:47,688 --> 00:42:49,298 I got us some jerky. 736 00:42:51,431 --> 00:42:52,867 Spicy kind. 737 00:42:52,911 --> 00:42:55,348 You better keep those windows down. 738 00:43:13,279 --> 00:43:14,802 Fuck, that's hot. 739 00:43:30,992 --> 00:43:33,647 Where is this guy? 740 00:43:39,697 --> 00:43:41,263 Oh, my God. 741 00:43:42,221 --> 00:43:43,918 Oh, my God. 742 00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:04,852 Oh, shit. 743 00:44:08,421 --> 00:44:10,075 Oh, shit. 744 00:44:14,770 --> 00:44:19,770 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 745 00:46:45,534 --> 00:46:47,449 Now I get it.