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Have you seen my sister?

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I mean, we're all being very
grown-up about this, but...

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Let me know if you feel
any discomfort.

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No, it's lovely, thank you.

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Your father informed me
of your family history.

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Yeah, evil boobs everywhere.

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Arm up, please.

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Stop it!

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I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish.

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Examined your sister this morning.

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Did you? Does she...

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- Is she all right?
Did she seem all right? - Yes. Why?

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Just... can't get hold of her.

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She seemed very busy.

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Sure.

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Dad books us boob appointments
once a year,

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to make sure our tits don't turn
on us like Mum's did.

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It's a bit of a hassle
but, at the end of the day,

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it's nice to be touched.

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Bet you look forward
to seeing Claire.

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A lot more to touch,
if you know what I mean.

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I'm sorry. It's just...
there are worse jobs.

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Look...

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I check for cancerous lumps
in mammary glands.

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Now, any pleasure I derive from that
is entirely dependent upon whether

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or not I am about to save your life.

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Of course, Doctor.

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You can put your clothes back on.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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- She's here. - I've been waiting
out here for nearly 10 minutes.

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Yeah, you left me on
a fucking Silent Hill.

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Yes, well, I had to.
Did you get back OK?

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God, this is so stressful.

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Mum's memorial lunch.

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I should have worn my other coat.

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Visiting Dad is hell for Claire.

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I see it more as a sport.

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It's so inappropriate
that she should be here.

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- Have you spoken to Martin?
- No, it's fine. Everything's fine.

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- Everything's totally fine.
- It sounds like it's fine.

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Can you please just give me
some space?

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You're standing so close to me!

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- Ready?
- No.

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Don't tell Dad about Finland.
And don't provoke her.

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Let's just get out of this alive, OK?

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Girls.

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Got to hand it to her. Hi.

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You shouldn't have.

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They're actually for Dad.

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Are they freesias?

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Yeah, they were sort of
a favourite of...

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Gosh, how special.

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How lovely.
Aren't they stunning?

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Aw, let's just leave them...

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there.

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Lovely.

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Come in.

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Who's Dad sawing in half?

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- Just the tree.
- Sorry?

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The tree in the back garden.

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Why are you taking the tree down?

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Felicity tried to use it
to get out.

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She's very expensive.

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This is nice.

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Thank you.

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This is beautiful!

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I hope you don't mind my being here,
but my Pilates fell through, so...

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- Of course.
- No, it's lovely.

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It's a sad day.

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A sad, sad day.

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I'll get the champagne.

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I wonder who's going to...

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That's a lovely cushion.

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Thanks. It's an original.

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Gosh.

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I love your hat.

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It's a hair scarf.

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Looks like a hat.

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Well, it's a hair scarf.

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OK.

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- Is Martin coming?
- No.

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He's away.

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I'm very excited to meet
your new chap.

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Is he...

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No, he's a different one.

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You do turn over fast!

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Dad will come in with some weird
canapes in a second.

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Girls!

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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- Hi.
- Hello... yeah.

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Sorry about all that noise.

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You got a drink?

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Sorry.

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I forgot your glass.

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You're both looking
very healthy, very...

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very good and healthy and...

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Did you talk to Dr Samuels
about your...?

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Yes.

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And they're happy, getting along...

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all right?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. Great.

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Good. Excellent.

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You are my...

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daughters.

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- Yep.
- Yes.

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Yeah, we are.

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Sit down.

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I think I should say a few words
about your mother.

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Ignore me.

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This day is not an easy one.

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Cheers.

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To Mum.

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To Mum.

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To Margaret.

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Dearest Margaret.

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Just the most generous woman.

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- Yeah, well, she certainly was...
- Yeah, she was great.

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It was...

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It was the voice she used...

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for the pigeons.

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She always made
them sound so rude, you know?

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But very, very funny.

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She used to take the girls
around the park and point at the...

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The squirrel voices were the best.

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Run...!

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- Run! Fucking run!
- Run-run-run-run-run!

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Run-run-run-run!

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Yes, yes, my ex had a similar thing -

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voices and fun.

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Really, really funny man.

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Really funny.

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Can I help you with the food?

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Yes, yes, I should...

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And take that off.

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So, are you going to Finland?

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You're going to have
to talk to me eventually.

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Plaits.

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Either she's got her period
or some serious shit's gone down.

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She always does something slightly
different around her period.

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She gets really bad PMT.

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Mum used to call it
her monthly confidence crisis.

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But it's PMT.

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The only way she can get through it
is to reinvent herself

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in some small way.

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What?

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What?

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I sort of wish you were.

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What are you doing?

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Just put it back
where you got it from, OK?

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- No!
- Just do it.

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I don't want it in my house.

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Come on, what's she going to do?
Draw me?

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- Go.
- No.

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Why are we sneaking?

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- We're not allowed upstairs.
- Of course we are.

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God...

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I keep forgetting
that she's actually talented.

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I know, it's infuriating.

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Go on, then.

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Where's her head?

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She's got your boobs -
she doesn't need one.

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OK...

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OK. Hey...

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Is everything OK?

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With Martin?

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You've invited someone today?

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Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot -

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you're going to puke
when you see him.

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Are you on your period?

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- Why would you ask that?
- The plaits.

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- No reason.
- Say it. - The plaits.

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Hey...

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I think you should take your nose
out of other people's marriages.

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Sneaking a preview, are we?

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Sorry, I spilled my champagne and...

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I got distracted on my way
to the bathroom.

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Me too.

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It's really beautiful work.

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Thank you.

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Let me show you to the loo.

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That's all right.

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I grew up in this house.

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It's all changed now, though.

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Your father's in the kitchen.

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Great.

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I'll go and torment him.

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He hates being alone
in a room with me.

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Watch this.

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Hi, Dad.

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I just need some...

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- Just need... - What do you need?
- I need some...

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salt.

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There it is.

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Here it is, yeah.

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So...

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how are you, darling?

198
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Have you got enough...

199
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,079
clothes?

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00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,239
I can never have enough clothes.

201
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And how is the café?

202
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,119
Well, the lease is up
in a couple of days, and...

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I don't think I can
really afford to...

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I think I'm just going to
have to... accept that it's...

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I'm sorry about that, darling.

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But, of course, we're just a little bit
tight on the purse strings, too.

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00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,159
No,
I wasn't asking you for any...

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We've just been keeping it quiet.
We haven't been able to...

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to buy anything or do anything,
and...

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What's that?

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That? That's just a...

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00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,399
tiny little house we're...

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we're buying in...

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in France.

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Lovely.

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00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,199
Yeah. I...

217
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I just wanted to talk to you...

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about this exhibition.

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What exhibition?

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- No!
- Jesus, Dad! Again?

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No, it doesn't...
Pick it up, pick it up!

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Help me pick these up.
Please, please!

223
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,759
She mustn't see it.

224
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,319
- She mustn't find out.
- OK, OK...

225
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Five second rule.

226
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,879
No, I have never bought
into that rule.

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00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,920
It's disgusting.

228
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,599
What are you doing?

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Just a little family tradition.

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What odd fun.
What are the rules?

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Thank God.
That'll be your man.

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I mean, I didn't want
to show off, but...

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Gosh...

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You really are...

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00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,799
So, how did you two meet?

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Fucked me up the arse.

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I used to manage a bar, and I...

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just found her crying,

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in the toilet one night.

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How about you two?
How did you two meet?

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Through our mother, actually.

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How's work, Claire?

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Fine.

244
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,839
Nothing new.

245
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,559
She used to be our godmother.

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Still am.

247
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,079
But then their parents split up...

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Mum died.

249
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,079
And we just became
even closer friends.

250
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,719
Actually, you know - and I can say
this because I'm an artist -

251
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but you really are very
good-looking.

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Thank you.

253
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,960
Very.

254
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,319
Thank you.

255
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,599
Very.

256
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,640
Thank you.

257
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,800
I mean, almost...

258
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too good-looking.

259
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,360
Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to go and do that old human thing.

260
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,319
How's the exhibition going?

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00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,159
Yes, yes...

262
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,399
I wanted to talk to you about that.

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Talking about me?

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00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,880
- Very favourably.
- All good things, I swear.

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00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,719
And again...

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00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,799
- Have you found a venue?
- What exhibition?

267
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,599
Thank you so much for asking.

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00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,239
We have, actually...

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There are some elements of the work
that I, you know,

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I wanted to talk to you about.

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It's a "sexhibition."

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00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,799
But, don't panic, it's nothing scary.

273
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,799
It's simply a journey through
my physical and sexual life,

274
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,479
climaxing in a few pieces

275
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,760
inspired by and moulded on
your father.

276
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,279
And there are photos.

277
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:28,479
I've taken a photo of my naked body
every year for the past 30 years.

278
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,519
Why?

279
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,039
Well, I think it's important for
women of all ages to see how

280
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,119
my body has changed over the years.

281
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,759
I think they have to have
a healthy perspective

282
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,319
on my body.

283
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,879
- Don't they?
- Absolutely.

284
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,399
I mean, I don't need to tell you,

285
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,880
but your father is
a deeply sexual man.

286
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,439
No, you don't.

287
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,199
Just did.

288
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,159
- Knew it.
- I'm just very lucky.

289
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,839
I will be touched

290
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,799
until the day I die.

291
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,359
And so will you, Claire.

292
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,399
I mean, it's really
all that humans want -

293
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,440
is to be loved...

294
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,520
and to be touched.

295
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,359
Tell Dad about your promotion,
Claire.

296
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,599
There's nothing to tell.

297
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,279
What promotion?

298
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,479
Finland.

299
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,999
- Odd place.
- Any news?

300
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,039
No.

301
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,199
She got it.

302
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,279
Fuck's sake!

303
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,879
Congratulations, Claire.

304
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,519
- Thank you.
- Clever girl!

305
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,999
Can we not?

306
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,239
This is so exciting...

307
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,280
She's turning it down.

308
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,719
- Why?
- Why?

309
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,439
Why, why not? Why, Claire?

310
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,599
Claire, are you pregnant?

311
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,039
Why aren't you getting on a plane
to your gold rich future?

312
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,159
- This is everything
you've worked for... - Why...?

313
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,119
Because you CAN'T just fuck off
on aeroplanes, and leave your weird

314
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,400
stepson and broken sister
to fend for themselves, OK?

315
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,520
Excuse me.

316
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,959
She's your sister,
it's your job to annoy her...

317
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,079
No, no, I'm just
so annoyed with myself!

318
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,239
I wish I could just...

319
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,439
meet myself and just...

320
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,680
have a go at myself!

321
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,520
Do your worst.

322
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,960
Come on, bitch!

323
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,439
You don't take yourself seriously.

324
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,160
Pussy.

325
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,279
You need to reach out to your family.

326
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,519
You need to stop provoking
your sister - just grow up.

327
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,879
You do not take yourself seriously
as a businesswoman,

328
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,879
you need to pay your fucking bills,
you need to be

329
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,799
nicer to Hillary
and you need to get a new hat!

330
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,399
Is that better?

331
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,640
Yeah, it's better.

332
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,879
OK...

333
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,280
Off you go.

334
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,119
The art work in this house is...

335
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,440
stunning.

336
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,799
Who is it?

337
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,519
If I tell you, will you promise
to come to my sexhibition?

338
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,439
It's not your work...

339
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,919
Will you come?

340
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,160
It would be an honour.

341
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,519
How's your little restaurant?

342
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,919
It's a café.

343
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,799
Don't do it a disservice.

344
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,519
I'm not. It's a café.

345
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,560
Sorry.

346
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,879
It's fine.

347
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,920
It's fine.

348
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,679
- Your father tells me
you're struggling. - Well...

349
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,879
I think we all are.

350
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,319
Well, yes.

351
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,239
But, I mean,
now there's only one of you...

352
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,239
God, I can't imagine
what you've been through.

353
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,239
I'm sorry, have I missed something?

354
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,039
Well... her dear little friend died,

355
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,279
and left her to run the café
on her own.

356
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,719
God, that is truly awful.
How did she die?

357
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,680
- She killed herself.
- It was an accident.

358
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,159
Well...

359
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,359
Maybe it's time to let
the little restaurant go.

360
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,399
Give it up.

361
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,200
Sell it - have a little holiday.

362
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,360
We did this.

363
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,920
And, whatever happens,
we never let it go, OK?

364
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,760
Excuse me.

365
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,359
Have you seen Felicity?

366
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,999
No, sorry.

367
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,639
Gosh, all sorts of things go missing
in this house, don't they?

368
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,599
- Big house.
- Yes, lovely house.

369
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,319
The sculpture turned up.

370
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,479
- Did it?
- Yes.

371
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,119
Must have just toppled off the side.

372
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,519
Well, if you rid a woman
of her head and limbs,

373
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,919
you can't expect her
to do anything other than...

374
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,319
roll around.

375
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,239
What?

376
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,959
Your father and I often say,
when you've had a few drinks,

377
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,560
you're so like your mother.

378
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,520
Look at these.

379
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,799
So, the party's moved to the hallway.
Always a good sign.

380
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,399
Does anyone mind if I leave?
I've got a dicky tummy.

381
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,879
So swift...

382
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,519
Thanks.

383
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,239
I'm not going to kiss you
because I'm probably very ill.

384
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,519
You too. Come on.

385
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,360
Goodbye then, my...

386
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,840
my daughters.

387
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,880
Goodbye.

388
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,080
What a lovely occasion.

389
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,279
Yeah. See you at the sexhibition.

390
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,159
No, there's absolutely no need to...

391
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,519
- Yes, lovely.
- No, no - I'll definitely be there.

392
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,999
I will definitely be there.

393
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,599
Hold up!

394
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,079
You trying to keep me overnight?

395
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,280
Very good-looking.

396
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,999
I might never see you again,
but you're very good-looking.

397
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,560
Yes, yes... very good-looking.

398
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,079
Thanks, I owe you.

399
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,359
No, I owe you.

400
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,240
It's been really nice to spend
the day with a normal family.

401
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,480
I actually feel quite emotional.

402
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,839
Will you stay with me tonight?

403
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,599
Sure.

404
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,400
I'm going to go warm up the bike.

405
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,720
- Lovely to meet you, Claire.
- You too.

406
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,479
What's his...?

407
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,640
Fucked me up the arse.
Yep. It's...

408
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,200
I totally see that now.

409
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,279
I'm sorry I was...

410
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,520
Listen to me.

411
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,959
I'm going to leave Martin.

412
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,879
I'm going to give you
the money for the café,

413
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,080
and I'm going to go
to fucking Finland.

414
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,400
OK.

415
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,200
And...

416
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,159
That is the coolest thing
you've ever done.

417
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,280
I know.

418
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,080
Thanks, Claire.

419
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,480
Shall we...?

420
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,600
We can try.

421
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,240
- I'll see you at the sexhibition.
- Yeah.

422
00:22:32,816 --> 00:22:34,816
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