1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,280 - Oh, yeah! - Yeah! 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,280 - Oh! - Oh, look at me. 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,680 I want to see those tiny things again. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,920 - Oh! - Ugh! 5 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,800 Stay sexy. Stay sexy. 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,160 Those tits. 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:26,000 - Oh! OK. Yeah! - They are so fucking tiny. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,040 May I..? 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,560 Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,920 Erm. 11 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,120 Oh, God. 12 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:47,160 There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection. 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:54,880 - Just put it back where you got it from, OK? - No. 14 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:51,520 They get confused, they panic, the stakes get too high, 15 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,800 the blood rushes from their dick to their heart. 16 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,360 - Oh, Jesus. - And everything is fucked. 17 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,440 Oh! 18 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,480 What? 19 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,440 Oh, no, I don't think Hillary is going to want to hear this. 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,480 Oh, go on. 21 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,720 - No. - Oh, go on. 22 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,920 OK, an 11-year-old boy was put in juvenile prison 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,160 for repeatedly sticking rubber ended pencils 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,160 up his school hamster's arsehole. 25 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,040 - What? - Yeah. 26 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,920 Why would they do that? 27 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,000 Apparently he liked it when their eyes popped out. 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,480 No, why would they send him away? 29 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,520 He needs help. 30 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,960 She was a surprising person. 31 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,120 They shouldn't have just looked him up. 32 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,880 He pencil-fucked a hamster. 33 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,520 Yeah, but he's obviously not happy, happy people wouldn't do things like that. 34 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,640 - Fair point. - And anyway, 35 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,560 that's the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils. 36 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,640 To fuck hamsters? 37 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,400 No, because people make mistakes. 38 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,800 Hey. 39 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,160 Hey. 40 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,200 Hey. 41 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,760 - Look, about last night. - Uh-oh. 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,280 I don't usually connect with women. 43 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,720 I know, that's what I like about you. 44 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,200 Yeah, OK, erm. 45 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,920 I, erm... 46 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,520 Wow. 47 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,080 This must be what insecure feels like. 48 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:36,200 Actually, can we speak about this later? I want to find the right words for you. 49 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,280 I'll see you at the sexhibition? 50 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,400 - Yeah, I'll see you there. - I'm going to go to yoga. 51 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,440 OK. 52 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,280 - Marvellous. - I'm so relieved you're here. 53 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,320 Hi. 54 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,320 And, hello, good looking. 55 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,520 Hello. 56 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,560 Thank you. 57 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,120 - Well clung to. - Thank you. 58 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,080 Does it get very boring, 59 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,480 everyone telling you how gorgeous you are all the time? 60 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,880 - A little. - Should we, erm... 61 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,720 Oh, yes, I won't forget this, I promise. 62 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,320 Oh, sure. Is Claire here yet? 63 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,880 No, not yet, you're an angel for being here. 64 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,920 Would you just hold on to that? 65 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:33,560 There are bottles for topping up on the little bar just inside. 66 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,640 I'm the luckiest thing to have you. 67 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:36,680 And, erm... 68 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,080 .. there. 69 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,000 You're a natural. 70 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,160 No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't about me trying to get you all aroused, 71 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,520 it's about the beauty of sex. 72 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,520 And how it brings us all together. 73 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,800 How it excites and connects, how it opens people's minds, 74 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,000 after all, sex got us all here. 75 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,240 Sex brings life. 76 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:19,040 I've been building this sexhibition since I was 11 and a quarter, 77 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:23,640 which is when I first climaxed by accident on a bidet. 78 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,960 The bidet is, of course, 79 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:31,040 exhibited here, as are all of the pieces from my first ever sexhibition. 80 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,840 All apart from one. 81 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:38,640 A few weeks ago one of my most delicate pieces was stolen from my studio. 82 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,040 But in a sense it was a blessing. 83 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:48,200 In fact, her brutal snatching made me think of the women of the world 84 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:53,160 they've been robbed of their freedom, of their happiness, and, 85 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,760 in the saddest of cases, of their bodies. 86 00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:00,120 So in many ways I have to thank the thief for creating my most 87 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,120 profound piece of work to date... 88 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,360 ..A Woman Robbed. 89 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,760 Now, I would ask you all to leave your genitals at the door 90 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:15,040 and bring your minds to these pieces. 91 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,360 I don't believe people always think about sex when they see a naked body, 92 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:24,280 I believe they think about their own minds, their own bodies, 93 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,320 and their own power. 94 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,960 And that's what this show is really about... 95 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,240 ..it's about power. 96 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,120 Thank you. 97 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,920 Beautiful. 98 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,720 Claire, it's me, just wondering where you are, 99 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:56,200 because I am very much here and waiting for you. 100 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,240 OK, bye. 101 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,720 Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort of stressed out version of me 102 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,240 anywhere? 103 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,160 Is it weird that my mouth's watering? 104 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,400 It's really fantastic work, honestly, it's amazing. 105 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,640 Thank you so much. 106 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,760 Yes, it's extraordinary. 107 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,440 Really, really moving. 108 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,160 Present. I'd love one of these on my floor... 109 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,280 ..like a rug with perks. 110 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,880 I'm sure you would, but it's very securely nailed to the wall this evening. 111 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,480 - Have you found your father yet? - Oh, yes, I think he's by the coats. 112 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,080 Oh, no, no, have you found your father yet? 113 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,720 It's just so very obvious to me. 114 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,080 Yeah. 115 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,080 - Oh, Connor. - Whoops. 116 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,200 Look, about this morning... 117 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,480 .. listen, what I was trying to say is... 118 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:11,280 - Here we go. - I didn't realise this until we were having sex earlier and 119 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,120 - I lost my... - Erection. 120 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,880 - Erection. - One more time. 121 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,920 Erection. 122 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,480 But it made me realise... I'm in love. 123 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,880 Oh. 124 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,720 OK, I mean, I don't really know what to... 125 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:30,520 I don't want to have sex with anyone else, 126 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,360 and that's never happened to me before. 127 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,560 I'm in love. 128 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,680 And I need to tell her. 129 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,400 - Her? - Yeah, we've been together for a couple of months. 130 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:56,040 And physically she just never satisfied me, she has these really massive, 131 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,600 bouncy tits that really don't do anything for me. 132 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,360 And you just kept turning up like this sexy... 133 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,520 .. plank. 134 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,000 And it confused me. 135 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,240 I just don't think I should be fucking around behind her back any more. 136 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,640 I just thought I should say that I am 137 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,480 sorry if I have 138 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,520 led you on. 139 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,680 Oh, no. 140 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:25,440 God, no, my ex is due back any day now anyway, so, 141 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,960 it's erm... 142 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,000 I'm happy for you. 143 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,600 I... I knew you wouldn't give a shit. 144 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,800 What can I say? 145 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,600 I'm sorry, I don't give a shit. 146 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,520 Cool. 147 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,240 Never wear padding, OK? 148 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,040 Claire, where are you? 149 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,240 I can't survive much longer in this sea of penises. 150 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,800 I don't know anyone. And, so... 151 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,760 Harry? 152 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,640 Harry? 153 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,040 - Hi. - Hi. 154 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,560 What did she do to you? 155 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,160 We just, you know, covered me in plaster and left me in the garden for a couple of hours. 156 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,480 Oh, God, hi. 157 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,560 Oh, it's so good to see you. 158 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,600 Oh. 159 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,720 - Hi. - Hi. 160 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,400 Hi. 161 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,640 Hi. 162 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,920 I'm just going to go and browse around. 163 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,360 It was really nice to meet you. 164 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,400 You, too. 165 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,160 That's... Elaine. 166 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,920 - We're... - Did you see that really good-looking guy that came in with me? 167 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,000 No, but I saw a really good-looking guy on his motorbike outside, why? 168 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,680 Oh, yeah, that's, he, erm, well, he and I... 169 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,440 Oh! Great. 170 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,000 Yeah, he just dumped me, so... 171 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,040 Oh! 172 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,120 I'm sorry. 173 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,920 This is very... you. 174 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,920 Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool with us doing... 175 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,400 .. that. 176 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,400 I don't... I don't know why she... 177 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,080 .. where's my penis? 178 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,000 Oh, it's on the wall over there, second from the left. 179 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,040 Oh. 180 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,640 I should probably go and find Elaine, she doesn't like being left on her own. 181 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,920 You've still got some stuff at the flat. 182 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,720 I've been rolling around in my lingerie, all over it, waiting for you to come and collect it. 183 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,080 - Yeah... - Just your Tupperware, and your TV, and your dinosaur plate. 184 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,720 Oh, I got a new dinosaur plate, but, erm... 185 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,120 Yeah, but, 186 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,480 thank you, but, you can keep those. 187 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,800 Hey, 188 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,760 do you still wank about me sometimes? 189 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,440 No. 190 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,840 Elaine. 191 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,320 Claire. My God, it's been hell, where have you been? 192 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,920 I, erm... 193 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,280 All parked up. 194 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,520 Hello, you. 195 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,240 We almost didn't make it, but, erm... 196 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,200 We didn't want to let the old boy down. 197 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,040 - But I thought... - We're just going to do a quick whizz around, to show our faces. 198 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,320 OK, but... 199 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,200 We're just going to do a quick whizz around. 200 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,160 Sorry, could you just, could you do something with those? Thank you. 201 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,200 DON'T! 202 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,640 - The joys of butter-fingered staff. 203 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:15,200 Stop making a spectacle of yourself and clean that up. 204 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,360 You clean that up. 205 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,560 Apologise. 206 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,200 I'm sorry. 207 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,920 Turns out I'm not such a natural after all. 208 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,160 Oh, fuck off. 209 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,280 I'm just going to say this once... 210 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:44,920 ..I deserve to be happy, I am allowed to move on, 211 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,200 I have a good life and I'm happy, all right? 212 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,080 All right? If you don't mind... 213 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,480 ..I'm going to go and get... 214 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,240 ..my cardy from the car. 215 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,440 It's a little chilly. 216 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,760 I'm sorry you had to hear that... 217 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,960 .. but you did have to hear it. 218 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,600 No, no, she'll do it. 219 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,640 - What the fuck was that? - What is he doing here? 220 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,560 You're not going to Finland. 221 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,920 Oh, God. 222 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,440 What are you doing here? 223 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,480 I'm helping. 224 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,080 - He is... - He didn't try to kiss you. 225 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,280 - He did. - He says it was more like the other way around. 226 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,120 What? 227 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,400 Well, that's just not true. 228 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,080 No, fuck you. 229 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,160 - Claire. - Please don't... - No, Claire, he came out into the garden... 230 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,600 - I don't want to hear it. - Claire, you have to believe me. 231 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,000 How can I believe you? 232 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,440 Because I'm your sister. 233 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,120 After what you did to Boo? 234 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,280 He slept with someone else, he said, 235 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,240 he told me he fucked someone else. 236 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,560 I'm sorry, 237 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,120 but you just have to see it from my point of view. 238 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,080 Come on. 239 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,280 I think I love him. 240 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,040 I'm going to hurt myself, I'm going to get hit by a bike, 241 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,720 and then hurt my finger and then he's going to have to come and see 242 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,560 hospital and be really sorry for what he did. 243 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,000 I don't know where you came from. 244 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,880 What, you don't think we are the same? 245 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,920 You have the same lines on your forehead as me. 246 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,960 Thank you for fixating on them. 247 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,640 - And you're stubborn. - Snap. 248 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,440 - And sad. - Not born sad. 249 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,200 - Some people are. - You weren't. 250 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,760 No, I guess not. 251 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,560 Jesus, why do daughters get to say that they're fucked up by their fathers 252 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,440 when it's so often the other way round? 253 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,680 Why do you do that to yourself? 254 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,800 Looks cool. 255 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,280 I think your mother would have admired your little performance up there. 256 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,640 Do you ever think about her? 257 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,120 Yeah. 258 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,320 Do you think about your friend? 259 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,840 - All the time. - Well... 260 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,760 I'm sorry. 261 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,360 I... 262 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,160 .. think you should go. 263 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,760 'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now, 264 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,920 'but please leave me a messiagio and I'll get back to you.' 265 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,000 'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now, 266 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,880 'but please leave me a messiagio and I'll get back to you.' 267 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,040 Are you OK? 268 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,600 Big night, then? 269 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,120 Mmm. 270 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,080 What? 271 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,880 I thought in the application for your loan it said you ran a cafe for 272 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,920 guinea pigs. 273 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,480 That's why I thought it was funny. I... 274 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,160 never thought guinea pigs needed... 275 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,200 It's guinea pig themed. 276 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,840 - OK. - Yeah. - That makes sense. 277 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,880 Yeah. 278 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,200 Can I get you a cup of tea? 279 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,120 I've run out. 280 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,160 Coffee? 281 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,720 Run out. 282 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,960 Well, I should probably be heading back to the office. 283 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,280 Cafes are a very... 284 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,560 difficult business. 285 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,960 You've certainly made this one very... 286 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,280 .. unique. 287 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,160 I also fucked it into liquidation. 288 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,080 OK. 289 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,080 And I fucked up my family. 290 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,360 Did you? 291 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,560 And I fucked my friend by fucking her boyfriend. 292 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,840 Right. 293 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,520 And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed. 294 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,240 And I know that my body, as it is now, really is the only thing I have left, 295 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,480 and when that gets old and unfuckable I may as well just kill it. 296 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,240 And somehow there isn't anything worse... 297 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,840 .. than someone who doesn't want to fuck me. 298 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,360 I fuck everything... 299 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,600 .. except for when I was in your office, I really wasn't trying to have sex. 300 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,440 You know, everyone feels like this a little bit, 301 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,200 and they're just not talking about it, 302 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,640 or I'm completely fucking alone... 303 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,560 .. which isn't fucking funny. 304 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,360 Right, well... 305 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,240 ..I should probably, erm... 306 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,400 ..I should probably, erm... 307 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,280 ..I should probably... 308 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,800 People make mistakes. 309 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,560 It's why they put rubbers on the ends of pencils. 310 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,880 Is that a joke? 311 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,800 I don't know. 312 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,040 I think we should start your interview again. 313 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,960 Here? 314 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,280 Yeah. 315 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,160 Go on. 316 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,200 OK. 317 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,320 Well, thank you for coming in. 318 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,800 No problem. 319 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,360 I've read through your application form. 320 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,080 It says you run a cafe for guinea pigs. 321 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,800 Told you it was funny.