1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,360 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,280 I opened a cafe with my friend, Boo. Yeah, she's dead now. 3 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,960 Thank you for coming in today. 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,160 That kind of thing won't get you very far here any more. 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,440 Oh! Argh! 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,120 I suppose you should meet Hillary. 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,320 She's beautiful! 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,280 Mum died three years ago. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,720 Loo, doo, ooh, badoo! 10 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,160 All right, Dad? 11 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,640 Dad's way of coping with two motherless daughters was to buy us 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,960 tickets to feminist lectures, start fucking our godmother, 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,160 and eventually stop calling. Did you take the sculpture? 14 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,240 What sculpture? 15 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,920 Martin's being lovely. 16 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,920 I am not drunk. Always drunk. 17 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,720 Jake's her step-son. He's really weird, probably clinically, 18 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,520 but no-one really talks about that. 19 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,680 No. I got the Finland promotion. That's amazing! Thank you. 20 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,080 People make mistakes. 21 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,880 Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday. 22 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,160 I'm just going to say this once. 23 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,640 He didn't try to kiss you. 24 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,480 He says it was more like the other way around. Believe me! 25 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,160 How can I believe you? Because I'm your sister! 26 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,800 After what you did to Boo? 27 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,120 I'm sorry. I think you should go. 28 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,360 Can I do anything? 29 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,480 No, thank you. 30 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,520 They've gone. So... 31 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,640 Thank you. 32 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,600 This is a love story. 33 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,200 You know when you've done everything? When you've been all... 34 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,320 Squat! Squat! Squat! Squat! 35 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,440 .. and... 36 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,680 You've even... 37 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,480 Do you want to have sex? 38 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,600 No! 39 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,640 Can I at least go down on you? No! 40 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:42,000 You've done everything, and you feel great. 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,880 You're not even thinking about... 42 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,640 You don't even think about... 43 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,680 And even though your sister still hates you... Thank you. 44 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,360 ..you're pretending to be friends because your dad is... 45 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,000 I'm joking, he's just there... Here's to love. 46 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,760 .. and engaged. To love! 47 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,000 Love. Hey! 48 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,200 Urgh. 49 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,200 Congratulations, you assholes! 50 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:18,040 So, it means a great deal to both of us 51 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,280 that you, that we, 52 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,960 the family, are... 53 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,480 .. are all... 54 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:31,680 .. together here for a very special family, er... 55 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,120 .. gang-bang, um... 56 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,240 It's just, you know, being here... 57 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,080 ..you know, I know we've had our... 58 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,960 Cos I... 59 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,000 I have the feeling, um... 60 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,320 ..in... here... 61 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,160 So I just want to say... 62 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,320 .. very much. 63 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,880 And that's it. Oh, darling! 64 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,200 Congratulations, Dad. Congratulations! Cheers. 65 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,280 May these be the worst of our days. 66 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,320 Don't know who this guy is. Happy for you, old boy. 67 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,440 Best decision a man can make. 68 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,920 Urgh. 69 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,680 You look well. Thank you. 70 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,200 Right. Wine, everyone? 71 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,720 I'd love some wine. Oh, you'll adore it. I chose it. 72 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,400 Not for us, thanks. 73 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,800 Off the sauce! Six months and counting. 74 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,800 Why would you do that? We just... 75 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,600 Don't want to miss a thing. .. enjoy each other more this way! 76 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,560 I haven't seen her since... 77 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,560 Except for... 78 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,520 Nice jumpsuit. Thank you. 79 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,280 You look well, where've you been? Boots. 80 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,400 It's lovely there this time of year. 81 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,080 Oh, you look fantastic. 82 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,080 Oh, well, you both look gorgeous! 83 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,240 Oh, thank you. Is that fur? 84 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,880 Yes, but it's OK because it had a stroke. 85 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,320 Oh, lovely! 86 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,960 I can't go to hell for that, can I, Father? 87 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,960 No. Not as long as you confess. Oh, God, he's their priest. 88 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,720 Then you've nothing to fucking worry about! Their cool, sweary priest. 89 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,040 Love the Catholics! You can get away with anything. A lot of them did! 90 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,920 It's an honour to be marrying you two. Thank you. 91 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,120 I didn't realise you were allowed out without your little doggy thing. 92 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,400 Oh, sorry, have I disappointed you? 93 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,440 Of course not. Devastated. 94 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,040 Can I get you another bottle? 95 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,840 Needy waitress. Ah, no, it's all right. We've already ordered wine. 96 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,440 Oh, no, really? 97 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,080 I'll have another tequila. I'll have a tequila. 98 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,440 Great, thank you so much. 99 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,520 Can I get a glass of sparkling water with a dash of lime, please? 100 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,760 Oh, yes, I'll have the same. 101 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,000 Dream team. 102 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,880 You know the most fascinating thing about Father here, 103 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,200 is that his mother was originally a lesbi...! 104 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,000 You do look tired. 105 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,440 Oh, it's not as exhausting as I thought it would be, actually. 106 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,960 She's commuting from Finland. 107 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,120 She has narrowed down her packing to a ten-minute turnaround. 108 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,560 It's... Fabulous! It's all about... 109 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,720 Rolling it up, rather than... Folding it. 110 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,960 I read about that. Now, are you sure you don't want any wine? 111 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,840 Oh, no, thank you! It really is delicious. 112 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,480 I admire you both so much. 113 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,680 Well, it's really turned us around, hasn't it, honey? 114 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,000 Oh, so much more energy. You know, in Finland... 115 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,560 Is there a reason that you're not drinking? He's an alcoholic. 116 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,000 Oh, fun, my parents are alcoholics. Oh, great. 117 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 We thought it'd be easier if we did it together, 118 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,120 and I don't really like the taste... And we are trying for a baby! 119 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,360 Oh, Claire! 120 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,280 We thought you couldn't have them! What? Why? 121 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,680 Well, you just seem a little... 122 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,120 Well, they say a lifestyle change can help, so here we go. 123 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,240 That is so exciting, darling. Thanks, Dad. 124 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,000 Good luck. That's wonderful. 125 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,040 Something's up. And now you have the money to pay for proper help. 126 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,600 Ghastly without help, I imagine. 127 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,120 Tell us about Finland. 128 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,800 Oh, well, it's, um... 129 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,480 .. cold and beautiful and dark. 130 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,840 I think she might be happy. 131 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,560 It's a lot of pressure, but I love it. I have this amazing new partner 132 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,600 out there, he's really pushed the company forward... 133 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,520 I can't remember the last time we went away. 134 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,880 Weren't you both in Japan recently? 135 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,240 Japan, wow. Oh, yes, but that was just a little fortnight. 136 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,120 Don't ask her! Why were you in Japan? 137 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,120 Well, the... I was... Oh, sorry, darling. 138 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,400 Oh, no, no. Thank you. 139 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,880 They flew us over with the Sexhibition. 140 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,120 Sorry, darling, do you want to...? 141 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,640 No, no, no. No? Oh. 142 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,440 You see, you think of the Japanese as a very prudish people. 143 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,480 Not to generalise. 144 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,640 But actually they have a very deep interest in sex in their culture, 145 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,000 it's just hidden in the underbelly. 146 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,200 It's not allowed to come to the surface. Fair enough. 147 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,200 They really... The honesty of the Sexhibition... 148 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,920 The Americans, oh, well... Well, they just took me in their stride. 149 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,400 But the Japanese were deeply moved by my work, I think. 150 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,440 Weren't they, darling? Yeah. It caused quite a cultural wave. 151 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,760 A ripple. 152 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,440 Wave. 153 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,320 No-one's asked me a question in 45 minutes. So what do you do? 154 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,600 Er, I run a cafe. 155 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,200 Oh, wow. 156 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,720 It's going well, is it? 157 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,800 Yes, it is. It really is. 158 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,040 It actually is. 159 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,760 It is. 160 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,400 Can I get anyone any ice? 161 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,640 Fellow smoker. Do you have a spare one? Sure. 162 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,600 So, do your family get together much, or...? 163 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,560 Fuck you, then. 164 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,400 We should wait. 165 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,760 OK. 166 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,240 He's such a lovely man. Yes. 167 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,080 Did you have a cigarette? Yeah. 168 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,600 I just, I wish you could've seen him in... 169 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,120 You know, they can't even masturbate! 170 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,280 Shit alive, man. Oh, sorry. 171 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,880 We were just saying, it's fascinating, 172 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,520 the notion of a calling. 173 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,160 Yeah, well, marriage is a calling, too, of course. 174 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,120 Did you always want to join the priesthood? Oh, fuck, no. 175 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,960 Sorry. 176 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,800 No, no, no. I came quite late to it, actually, but it's been a really 177 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,720 good life to me. 178 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,520 I've really found peace in it. 179 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,200 Is anyone in your family in the Church? 180 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,520 Actually, both my parents are lawyers and my brother 181 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,200 is a long-distance lorry driver. How unusual! 182 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,680 Are your parents successful? 183 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,640 They were very successful alcoholics, yeah. 184 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,000 Better than you, anyway. 185 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,160 No, but beyond them, my family's literally crawling 186 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,720 with nuns, so it wasn't too much of a leap. 187 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,080 Must be hard on the balls. 188 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,680 Martin! 189 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,080 Not as hard on them as trying to make a baby for five months, 190 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,880 I imagine. Food good? 191 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,920 This sauce is disgusting. 192 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,720 Is everything OK? Oh, it's delicious, thank you. 193 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,520 Delicious. Lovely, lovely. 194 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,560 Um, darling... 195 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,600 No, no. We'll just pour our own wine, please. 196 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,720 Oh, I actually love doing... Thank you. 197 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,520 You can pour me some. Oh, thank you. 198 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,920 So, do you do a lot of older weddings? 199 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,280 I don't think that's how we... 200 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,000 No, this is my first-ever wedding, actually. 201 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,680 Oh! 202 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,200 Do you know, I've always been so suspicious of religion, 203 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,360 but I must say, I think there's something rather chic 204 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,360 about having a real priest at a wedding. 205 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,880 Are you a real priest? 206 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,080 Yeah. 207 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,360 Do you know, it's so nice spending time getting to know the man 208 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,200 who's going to marry us. Is that usual? 209 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:01,240 No, but I'm new to the parish, and I guess I'm just... 210 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,280 I'm really fucking lonely! 211 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,320 So I appreciate this. Thank you very much. 212 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,760 New to the parish? 213 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:13,440 Father Patrick sadly died, so I got the gig. 214 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,800 What did he die of? 215 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,920 Just, um, time. 216 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,960 But he was a dedicated man, he was a brilliant priest. 217 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,720 Sounds like a riot. 218 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,720 He was, actually. 219 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,400 Do you know how we met? 220 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,680 No. Through Jake. 221 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,000 Creepy step-son. He plays the flute... 222 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,840 The bassoon. ..in the church band. Just adorable! 223 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,040 And Claire introduced us and we just hit it off. 224 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,520 Didn't we? We did, yeah. 225 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,040 They did. 226 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,560 She's donating a painting for the fete, it's going to cause 227 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,840 quite the stir! Oh, it's just an old one. 228 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:56,000 Now, listen, um, we don't want gifts at the wedding. 229 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,360 I mean, it's enough that people slug it over 230 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,880 without then expecting a gift. 231 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,720 So we've decided to ask people to make a small donation, 232 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,600 to a charity of their choosing, in our name. 233 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,920 That sounds lovely. 234 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,360 Do you want to know what gift I'm giving your father? Oh, God. 235 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,120 It's a portrait... Oh, God. 236 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,680 .. of you girls. Oh, God. Um... 237 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,920 You mean...? Together, or...? 238 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,120 I'd only need a couple of sittings. Right. Can't you use photos? 239 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,080 No, because the lighting's never good enough, 240 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,640 and if you're not very photogenic then it does you no favours. 241 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,320 And besides, the only photos there are of you two together 242 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,080 are of when you were children, and you looked like a boy, so... 243 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,400 You never told me you had a sister, Claire. Oh, well, we, um... 244 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,080 We don't get to see each other much. 245 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,200 Do you see your brother? 246 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,960 Oh, I don't really speak to my brother. 247 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,640 Oh, God, how desperately sad! 248 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,560 Why is that? Oh. Um, well... 249 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,120 You don't have to... No, that's OK. 250 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,400 Does he not approve of what you do, of your choices? 251 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,600 No, it's not that, it's not that. Is he not in the Church? 252 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,800 No, he's not in the Church. Oh, it must be so hard! 253 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,120 Well, it's mainly hard... Is it cos he's Mummy's favourite? 254 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,040 .. because he's a paedophile. 255 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,200 Oh. 256 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,480 I'm aware of the irony of that. 257 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,320 Just a... Just a breath of air, eh? 258 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,840 Interesting man. 259 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,040 Mm. 260 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,960 No, thanks. 261 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,440 Darling, I'm sorry I missed your birthday, 262 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,880 so I just got... Oh, that's OK. 263 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,200 No, no. I just... 264 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,360 In case you're struggling. 265 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,920 Oh, Dad, the cafe's going well... No, no, this is not for work. 266 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,440 It's just for you. 267 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:55,920 Thanks. 268 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,680 You look, er... 269 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,680 .. strong. Thanks. 270 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,920 Are you? 271 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,960 Are we going to have a fight? No, no! I'm sorry, no. 272 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,600 I just want to check that... 273 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,080 .. that you and I are... 274 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,120 Well, you're being very... 275 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,800 You're not being naughty. 276 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,760 No! Why? Oh... 277 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,160 Because, I guess... 278 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,360 Yeah? 279 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,800 ..it doesn't matter. 280 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,000 Oh. 281 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,040 OK. Is that right? 282 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,360 I'm happy for you, Dad. 283 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,160 Thank you. 284 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,760 Ah! Thank you. You're an exceptional waitress. 285 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,960 Apple juice? 286 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,760 Yeah. 287 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,880 I... 288 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:17,000 I just wanted to say, I am so intrigued to see 289 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,440 how you're going to make this whole evening about yourself. 290 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,800 Oh, no. 291 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,560 We probably shouldn't arrive at the table together. 292 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,000 A lot of people would say praying is just talking to yourself 293 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,680 in the dark. 294 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,840 I guess it could look like that, but, no, 295 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,080 it's more just about connecting with yourself 296 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,400 at the end of each day. It takes a bit of effort, but... 297 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,560 Yes, yes, I completely agree. Positive energy takes work. 298 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,560 In the last six months, I've excelled. 299 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,320 I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them 300 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,080 and they never come out. I'm not sure... 301 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,240 I've basically never been better. Us neither. 302 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,200 I feel fantastic! 303 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,520 You're a very positive family, I must say. Oh, absolutely. 304 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,200 I think it's all about positivity. 305 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,240 It takes real commitment to be this happy. 306 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,720 It's not just about eating and drinking well, either. 307 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,000 Putting pine nuts on your salad doesn't make you a grown-up. 308 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,760 Fucking does. It's about... 309 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,040 Well, in Finland, we, um... They have this saying, 310 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,760 which I can't quite remember now... 311 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,960 It's, um... It's about 312 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,680 opening yourself up to the people who want to love you. 313 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,040 And she is wide open lately. 314 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,480 What do you do? Oh, I work in finance. 315 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,640 What? What? 316 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,680 Across two firms, one in Finland and one here. 317 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,720 No, no, she's a lawyer. I thought you were a lawyer? 318 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,160 No. What? 319 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,200 I work with lawyers, I'm not a lawyer. 320 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,800 Darling, you are a solicitor. 321 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,880 I went to business school. 322 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,280 You're being so quiet! Why aren't you saying anything? 323 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,000 What do you want me to say? Anything! 324 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,280 What's that in your hand? She doesn't need to... 325 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,880 Birthday present from Dad. It's a good thing, Claire. 326 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,240 Chunk of change? No, it's, er... 327 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,320 What is it? Don't know. You don't need to... 328 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,040 I love presents, I never get presents. 329 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,640 Well, it's because you might... It's a voucher - 330 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,400 for a counselling session. 331 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,120 Thanks, Dad. 332 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,560 So thoughtful! I'd kill for one of those! 333 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,400 I don't believe you can pay your problems away, 334 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,160 I think you have to face who you are and suffer the consequences. 335 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,000 It's the only road to happiness. 336 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,040 Maybe happiness isn't in what you believe but who you believe. 337 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,920 Fuck. 338 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,360 Excuse me. 339 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,960 Oh! Do you think she needs anything? 340 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,400 No. 341 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,600 That was meant to be a bedroom present. 342 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,560 A what? A present that you open in your bedroom, alone. 343 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,680 All my presents are bedroom presents, aren't they? 344 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,560 Do you want some more wine? Oh, yes. No, actually. 345 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,000 Claire? 346 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,800 You've been ages. 347 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,520 Are you pissed off or are you doing a poo? 348 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,600 Fuck. Fuck it. 349 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,400 Claire, can we just... 350 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,640 Have you got a... sanitary towel? 351 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,120 Oh, no, but I know a waitress who would jump on that request. 352 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,040 Do you want me to ask her? No! 353 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,520 OK, well, there are some sturdy hand towels here. 354 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,360 I could try and fashion something with wings out of these. 355 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,840 Yes, fine. 356 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,000 Open the door. 357 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,280 Fuck, just give it... 358 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,560 Fuck! Give it to me! Don't come in! 359 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,720 It's a period! It's not going to bite me! 360 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,320 Don't look at it! I'm not looking at your period! 361 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,880 Just take this. 362 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,160 Oh, God. It's not a period, it's a fucking miscarriage, OK? 363 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,680 Jesus, Claire! 364 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,760 It's OK. No, it's not OK, you need to go to a hospital! 365 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,680 It's fine, I just need the... Let me just... No! 366 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,480 Just get your hands off my miscarriage! 367 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,680 It's mine. 368 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,080 It's mine. 369 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,040 OK. 370 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,000 Claire. 371 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,520 It's OK. It's OK. 372 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,440 OK, we need to go to a hospital now. 373 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,960 Now. 374 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,680 Yes. 375 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,160 OK. OK. 376 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,760 OK. OK. 377 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,280 Come on. 378 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,960 It's all good. OK. 379 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,080 Don't tell anyone. OK. 380 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,640 Let's get the coats, I'll get a taxi. 381 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,040 I'll tell them I don't feel right. OK. Thank you. OK. 382 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,560 I've never been there, I get antiques from there all the time. 383 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,280 I still haven't gone. Oh, really? 384 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,920 It'd be a wonderful place to buy things like that. Yeah. 385 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,880 I don't like all the water... Fuck it, I'm having some. 386 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,120 Sorry, darling. 387 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,320 Oh, good girl! Have one night off. 388 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,080 Wow! What did you say to her? I, um... 389 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,680 Oh, nothing. I just, er... Just sit down. 390 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,720 Come on, it's a party. Can I have some? 391 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,400 Oh, someone's suddenly getting into the party spirit now! 392 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,200 Sit down! 393 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,680 What did you take in there? 394 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,280 Your sister is finally a good influence on you. 395 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,880 No, we just suddenly realised what a monumental fucking day this is! 396 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,520 Drink. Honestly, just leave them in there two minutes 397 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,360 and they're suddenly being teenagers again! 398 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,520 Shall I get another bottle? Yes! 399 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,200 OK! Where's the waitress? 400 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,560 We were just talking about Venice, and this wonderful trip we had... 401 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,960 How many times have we said we have to go to Venice? 402 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,360 I've always wanted to go there. Top of my list. 403 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,440 It's great. Yeah, I know... 404 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,160 Oh, for fuck's sake, stop it! 405 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,920 Are you OK? 406 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,680 Yeah, I'm, er... 407 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,760 Er... Is, um... Is it...? 408 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,760 No, I'm sorry, I just... 409 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,440 Here we go. Sorry, I just... 410 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,600 What's happened? Nothing's happened. What's happened? 411 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,920 Something's happened. Come on! 412 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,080 Come on! 413 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,200 Well, spit it out. I just had a little... 414 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,720 Just say it. I just a little... 415 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,040 I just... What, darling? 416 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,920 I had a little miscarriage. 417 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,280 Oh, my God. What? 418 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,760 Um... What the fuck? 419 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,760 Er... How far gone were you? 420 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,560 You should go to the hospital. Whose was it? 421 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,120 Maybe leave that for later. Was it the tooth man? Hospital, now. 422 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,640 What about the bill? Sit down. No, I'll cover her, I'll cover you. 423 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,600 She doesn't want to go! Why? Cos I'm stubborn, 424 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,040 and for some inexplicable reason I'd rather stay here and have 425 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,160 a passive-aggressive party, so. How far gone were you? 426 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,320 It was VERY early stages. You knew? 427 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,560 I really think she should see a doctor. Yeah, so do I. 428 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,600 I thought you hadn't spoken? She's fine. She's absolutely fine! 429 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,800 Drink. If it's gone, it's gone! 430 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,560 Claire... What if it's not gone? 431 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,360 It's gone. Darling... 432 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,600 Probably ectopic. Awful. 433 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,920 I'll pay you back. Do you need someone to go with you? 434 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,560 No, I think I'll just deal with this in my own insane, irrational, 435 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,040 anal way, if that's OK. 436 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,000 That's probably for the best. What did you say? 437 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,400 Ignore him, he's been drinking. What? 438 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,240 You know, it's like a goldfish out the bowl, sort of thing. 439 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,600 If it didn't want to be in there, it didn't want to be in there - 440 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,920 something wasn't right. 441 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,600 What? 442 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,480 It's the kid's choice if it wants to jump ship, right? 443 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,400 Now, Martin, just... Either way... 444 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,400 .. she got her spotlight. 445 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 446 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,800 What the fuck? Fuck! 447 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,280 Oh, fuck! 448 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,000 Jeez... Jesus Chr...! 449 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,600 Is there anything I can do...? 450 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,440 Fuck! Argh... 451 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,240 Oh, for God's sake! 452 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,640 Can I do anything? 453 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,960 No, thank you. 454 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,880 They've gone. So... 455 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,680 Thank you. 456 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,480 Fucking hell... 457 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,400 Oh, hey. 458 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,720 I got your stuff. You OK? 459 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,800 Yeah, are you OK? Yeah, yeah. 460 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,920 If you ever need someone to talk to, or, you know, be there... 461 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,200 ..I'm always there. 462 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,680 Hey! 463 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,800 Hey! 464 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,280 Thank you. 465 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,800 Just tell him where you live and we'll talk about this tomorrow. 466 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,840 Can you take us to the nearest hospital, please? Yeah. 467 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,520 The priest is quite hot. So hot.