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And if you ever want to talk about
stuff, I'm here, you know.

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You can come whenever you want.

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I'd like you to come.

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If it helps.

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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Just don't...

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talk too much or try to pretend
you know anything about the company.

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- Okay.
- And don't be funny or clever or...

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Just don't be the centre of attention.

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These people are very important to
me, so just don't...

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- Okay.
- ... don't be yourself.

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I won't.

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For fuck's sake!

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I know people in this building,
anyone could come...

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- Hi, Claire.
- Hello, Leslie.

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Oh, that's lovely. What is that?

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We have a load of vegetarians,

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so make sure it's clear which ones
have meat in them.

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Loves a crisis.

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We have a couple of waitresses
for the drinks,

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so if you could hand round the food...

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Put her in a quiet room with a nice
breeze, she'll have a panic attack.

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- Where is everyone?
- She's so happy.

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God, this is stressful.

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Don't be weird about how
big my office is.

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What the fuck?

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- I know.
- Are you a...?

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It's over the top, I know.

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Okay. Put them on the table.

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Not that table.

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- Ooh. You okay?
- Of course.

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It's just that it's a big night and
the Finnish partners

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are here, so it's all a bit...

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- Oh, check the award.
- Why?

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Just to make sure it's not pink or
anything horrifically female.

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She'll loathe that.

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Be careful with it.
It's worth thousands.

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- It's not pink.
- Good.

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It's perfect. It looks like a sperm.

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- Your hair looks nice.
- Shut up.

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Okay.

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Don't sit on that!

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Okay, put those on the posh plates.

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Put the award behind the microphone.

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Oh, and, um...

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thank you.

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You've really, uh...

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Thank you.

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Don't play with that.

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Oh, that's heavy. Argh!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck...

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God...

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Excuse me, excuse me...

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Where have you been?

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Sorry, I had to get
the vegetarian bites.

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But it's all fine.
You're going to love them.

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You're sweating so much.

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- Sorry.
- It's attention grabbing.

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It's only on one side.

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Um, sorry, this is Sylvia.

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She's going to be presenting
the award, so...

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when you hear me introduce her,
get on the stage.

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- Hi.
- Has this got shellfish in it?

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- No.
- Fine.

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Four CEOs have been fired.
Two are being taken to court.

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I mean, it's just sad.
We felt like a family.

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Yeah. Especially sad when you have
to tell your family not to

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touch each other up by the photocopier.

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- Stop making jokes.
- I'm sorry, I can't help it.

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Well, you can. Oh, Belinda's coming.

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Don't speak to Belinda.

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- Hello, Claire.
- Hello, Belinda.

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- God, you're tasteful.
- Mmm.

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Oh, are these meaty?

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Say something.

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No, I think they have courgette in them.

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Oh, I love courgette.

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You can treat them appallingly
and they still grow.

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- She seems lovely.
- Yeah, she's great.

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- So, who are you so nervous about?
- I'm not nervous.

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I'm being completely...

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Claire!

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Oh! Hi!

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Oh! God, sorry.
I'm so glad you could come.

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Of course. It's my job.

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This is my catering. She's the sister.

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Hi.

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I ate a sausage over there
thinking it was a prune.

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15 years of vegetarianism, gone!
Like bang, bang!

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We do actually call them bangers.

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Ah, that's funny!

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Yes, it was.

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So, how do you two know each other?

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We are partners...

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- Business partners.
- Yes.

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She's been working with me in Finland.

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- Yes!
- And...

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- We don't get to see each other that much.
- No, exactly.

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- I'm a big fan.
- I'm a huge...

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Thank you... admirer.

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I'm going to get a drink.
Do you want anything?

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Oh, champagne, please.

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Oh, off the wagon?

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Just when I'm with you.

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Let's go fucking crazy tonight, then.

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Hmm?

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- What did you say?
- No, no, I... I was...

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- No, what did you say?
- Oh, just...

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I just said, "Let's go
fuck like crazy tonight."

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Oh, God.

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Okay!

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- Shut up.
- Oh, my God!

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He is a very good businessman.
He's just socially sort of...

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- What's...?
- Shut up.

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Claire!

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Please don't, please don't.
I can't cope.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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What's his name?

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What's his name?

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Klare.

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What?

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His name is Klare.

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Don't.

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Oh, God, I have to announce.
Okay, mingle, but don't talk to anyone.

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- Okay.
- I'm not in love with him.

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Okay.

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Hi, everyone. I am very proud
to announce the nominees

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for the Women in Business Awards,
sponsored by us here at Hurbots.

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Amongst our exceptional women,
we have Georgina Franks.

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Belinda Friers.

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And another extraordinary woman...

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Klare Korhonen.

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Sorry, I think there's
been a mistake, here.

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Elizabeth Sawkin.

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Congratulations to you all.

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Have a wonderful evening.
We'll be presenting the award very soon.

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I'm going to introduce Sylvia,
who's going to introduce Belinda.

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When you hear me introducing Sylvia,
get her on stage.

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- It has to go like cockwork.
- Like what?

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Cockwork.

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Claire, your brain is
somewhere else right now.

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Sylvia, go!

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Sylvia!

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Crap.

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A huge thanks to Matthew, Mark, Luke
and John for coming up

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with this award. And to Linkedln
for connecting us all

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this evening and beyond.

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I am so excited to introduce
Sylvia Hamburg,

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this year's winner of Women Who Work,

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who will announce this year's
Best Woman in Business.

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Sylvia.

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What a legend!

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I'll do it!

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I can do it.

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I'm sorry,
it appears that Sylvia is busy,

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which shouldn't come
as a surprise, really.

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I-It's been a big year for business...

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particularly women in business.

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Men have been pretty hands-on
the past few decades.

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I'd like to thank all
the brilliant men and women

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for supporting each other here
at Hurbots.

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We're a family, really.

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And if we've learned anything
during the past 12 months,

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it's that family really shouldn't
touch each other up

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next to the photocopier.

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I am honoured to present
this award to this year's

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Best Woman in Business...

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Belinda Friers.

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Fuck's sake!

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Thank you, thank you.

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Well, um...

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Well, I was going to say
this is a bit on the nose,

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but she doesn't seem to have one.

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- What were you thinking?
- It'll be fine.

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It's not fine.
I awarded her with a pair of tits.

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- Chase her down.
- Chase her down?

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It's a stolen piece of art.

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I will deal with the photographer.

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Claire! Oh, my God! You were brilliant!

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Thank you, Klare.

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I love the joke.

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Oh, well, I didn't think
it was that funny.

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- Can you go, my love?
- I'm just going to...

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- Take the stairs.
- Okay.

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I'm trained in martial arts.

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It's just the basics, but it is enough.

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- I work at Harbots.
- Hurbots.

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Yes, I ate a courgette off your tray.

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- Yeah, it was delicious.
- Thank you.

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What do you want?

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That.

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I need to take your award back.

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Why?

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It's a stolen piece of art.
It's not really an award.

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It's all my fault. I can explain.

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Is it a long story?

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Sort of.

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And she still doesn't know you have it?

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That's glorious! I think
you did exactly the right thing.

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I think you're the only person
who thinks that.

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God!

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Women's awards.

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Congratulations.

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Oh! It's infantilising bollocks.

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What? Don't you think it's good that...?

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No, no, it's ghettoising.

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It's a subsection of success.

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Ah, it's a fucking
children's table of awards.

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Why did you go?

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Because I'd be an arsehole not to.

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Miss Friers.

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Thank you, darling.

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Gosh, she's hot.

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Yeah.

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Are you a lesbian?

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Not strictly.

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- You?
- Mm.

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- Do you like old films?
- Some.

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And what's your favourite period film?

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Carrie.

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God!

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God, you are a tonic.

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What do you do?
Are you a woman in business?

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- I run a cafe.
- Oh! Good for you.

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Did you make the canapes?

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No, actually. I stole them.

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- How old are you?
- 58.

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- And you?
- 33.

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Oh.

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- Don't worry. It does get better.
- Do you promise?

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I promise.

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Listen, I was in an aeroplane
the other day and I realised...

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Well, I... I mean, I've been longing
to say this out loud.

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Women are born with pain built in.

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It's our physical destiny.

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Period pains, sore boobs,
childbirth, you know.

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We carry it within ourselves
throughout our lives.

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Men don't.

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They have to seek it out.

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They invent all these gods
and demons and things

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just so they can feel
guilty about things,

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which is something we do
very well on our own.

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And then they create wars,
so they can feel things

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and touch each other,
and when there aren't any wars

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they can play rugby.

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And we have it all
going on in here, inside.

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We have pain on a cycle for years
and years and years

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and then, just when you feel
you are making peace with it all,

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what happens?

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The menopause comes.

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The fucking menopause comes and it is...

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the most...

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wonderful fucking thing in the world!

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And, yes, your entire
pelvic floor crumbles

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and you get fucking hot
and no-one cares, but then...

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you're free.

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No longer a slave,
no longer a machine, with parts.

258
00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:13,308
You're just a person in business.

259
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,200
Oh.

260
00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:17,640
I was told it was horrendous.

261
00:13:17,641 --> 00:13:20,360
It is horrendous,
but then it's magnificent.

262
00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:21,921
Something to look forward to.

263
00:13:27,201 --> 00:13:28,800
You better get back to that party.

264
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:30,760
- Your party.
- Mm.

265
00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,760
It is not a party
until someone flirts with you.

266
00:13:33,761 --> 00:13:36,600
And that's the only really
shit thing about getting older,

267
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,320
is that people don't flirt
with you anymore.

268
00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:41,520
Not really. Not with danger.

269
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,987
I miss walking into a room
and not knowing,

270
00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:47,600
and there's a sort of energy, a dare.

271
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:49,989
Do not take that for granted.

272
00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:55,356
There is nothing more exciting
than a room full of people.

273
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,880
Yeah, except most people are...

274
00:13:57,881 --> 00:13:59,161
What?

275
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:02,241
shit.

276
00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:05,880
Look at me.

277
00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:08,280
Listen.

278
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,241
People are all we've got.

279
00:14:11,721 --> 00:14:13,576
People are all we've got.

280
00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:16,984
So grab the night by its nipples
and go and flirt with someone.

281
00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:20,468
No, that's not what I meant!

282
00:14:25,641 --> 00:14:27,160
Oh.

283
00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:29,244
I wish you were my type.

284
00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:32,907
Take this tart back to my party

285
00:14:32,932 --> 00:14:34,880
and go and find someone to
actually do that with.

286
00:14:34,881 --> 00:14:36,480
- I want to do it with you.
- No.

287
00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:38,485
- Why not?
- Honestly?

288
00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:39,665
Yeah.

289
00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:41,480
I can't be arsed, darling.

290
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,337
I'm going to go back to my room
and have one more martini,

291
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,306
and if you need anything, call me.

292
00:14:48,331 --> 00:14:49,611
Anything.

293
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,721
You can have whoever
you want at your age.

294
00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:55,185
Except the Best Woman in Business.

295
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:58,379
Well, that's just because
she's exhausted.

296
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:00,689
33 isn't exactly...

297
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,209
And what had Jesus done by 33?

298
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,689
- Died?
- Exactly!

299
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,370
So get out there and flirt.

300
00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:18,665
- Here you are!
- Oh, hi!

301
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,070
Thought you might be snogging Finland.

302
00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:23,049
Ha-ha! No, just sorting a few things!

303
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,209
I got her!

304
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,409
Oh!

305
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:27,129
And Belinda gave me her card.

306
00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,410
Oh, that's great!

307
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,569
- What?
- Nothing.

308
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:32,889
She's furious.

309
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,129
Really?

310
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,969
Yes! It was a great night.

311
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:39,639
Everything went smoothly in the end,
and everyone loved the canapes.

312
00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,023
Really? I'm a dead woman.

313
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,865
- Really?
- Yes!

314
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,217
Really?

315
00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:46,184
Yes! It was a great night.

316
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:48,144
She's going to blow.
I just have a feeling...

317
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:49,584
I would've come up with my own joke

318
00:15:49,585 --> 00:15:51,624
if you hadn't put that one in my head.

319
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,744
I have my own jokes.

320
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,264
I am funny, I am interesting.

321
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,237
I knew I shouldn't have
brought you here.

322
00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:00,176
- What do you mean, interesting?
- You just think you can do

323
00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:03,664
whatever you like, say whatever
you like, steal whatever you like,

324
00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,753
- kiss whoever you like.
- He kissed me!

325
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:07,784
Oh, I know.

326
00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:09,173
You know?

327
00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,273
Then why have we been spending

328
00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:11,377
- ... the entire...?
- Because you're fine!

329
00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:12,384
You'll always be fine.

330
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:15,351
You'll always be interesting,
with your quirky cafe

331
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:16,824
and your dead best friend.

332
00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:18,945
You just make me feel like I've failed.

333
00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:23,335
Claire...

334
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,381
If you mention the size
of my office, I will scream.

335
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:29,700
It's huge.

336
00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:35,465
I just thought we were hanging out.

337
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:38,211
Just as friends.

338
00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:40,864
We're not friends.

339
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,305
We are sisters.

340
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,305
Get your own friends.

341
00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:07,504
Oh. Hi.

342
00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:08,634
Oh, sorry.

343
00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:09,766
I didn't have your number

344
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,571
and you just said come round
any time with G&Ts.

345
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,864
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I just...

346
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:16,231
This is a bit embarrassing,
but recently I've been really

347
00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:18,614
enjoying going to bed at 9:30.

348
00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:20,346
- Oh, shit.
- No, no, it's fine.

349
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:21,822
I can see G&Ts! Are you okay?

350
00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:24,486
Yeah, yeah, I just...
Just fancied a drink and a priest

351
00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:26,046
and a chat, maybe.

352
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,366
Oh, that's my whole job.

353
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,846
We'll have to be quiet, though,

354
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,554
because Pam's a bit of
a sound tyrant in the evenings.

355
00:17:32,579 --> 00:17:34,927
- Pam lives here?
- Yeah, Pam lives here.

356
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,006
- So I read your book.
- Okay. Great.

357
00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:42,159
Well, it's got some great twists.

358
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,621
- True.
- But I just...

359
00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:45,462
- I couldn't help but notice...
- Come on, just spit it out!

360
00:17:45,487 --> 00:17:48,646
- just one or two little inconsistences.
- Okay, sure.

361
00:17:48,647 --> 00:17:51,126
So, the world was made in seven days.

362
00:17:51,127 --> 00:17:55,947
And on the first day, light came and
then a few days later the sun came?

363
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:58,806
Yeah, that's ridiculous.

364
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,446
But you believe that?

365
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,749
It's not a fact, it's poetry.
It's moral code.

366
00:18:03,774 --> 00:18:07,304
It's for interpretation to help
us work out God's plan for us.

367
00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:09,202
What's God's plan for you?

368
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:14,299
I believe God meant for me
to love people in a different way.

369
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:17,150
I believe I'm supposed
to love people as a father.

370
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:19,726
We can arrange that.

371
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:21,166
A father of many.

372
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,406
I'll go up to three.

373
00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:23,817
- It's not going to happen.
- Two, then.

374
00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:25,051
Okay, two.

375
00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:30,505
Oh, shit. Pam. She's not happy.

376
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,321
We should go outside.

377
00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:37,265
Do you think I should become a Catholic?

378
00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:38,526
No, don't do that.

379
00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:41,646
I like that you believe
in a meaningless existence.

380
00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:45,286
And you're good for me.
You make me question my faith.

381
00:18:45,287 --> 00:18:47,726
- And?
- I've never felt closer to God.

382
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,363
Fuck you!

383
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:50,966
What was that?

384
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,248
It wasn't a fox, was it?

385
00:18:52,272 --> 00:18:53,332
- I don't know.
- Is it a fox?

386
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:54,886
Shine something. Boo! Baa!

387
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,777
- Oh, God. I bet it's a fox.
- Oh, God!

388
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,366
No, I'm not being funny,
foxes have been after me for years.

389
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,126
It's like they have a pact or something.

390
00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:04,646
I'm not kidding. I was on a
toilet, a toilet of a train,

391
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:06,636
and when the train stopped,
a fucking fox tried to get

392
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:09,650
through the window of a train!
Its face was in the window!

393
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:12,148
And once, when I was at a monastery,

394
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:14,006
I woke up just feeling a bit
weird, like there might be

395
00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:17,359
a fox about, and a fox
was sitting underneath my window

396
00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:19,674
looking up like this,
pointing at me like,

397
00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:22,647
"You, we're watching you.
We're having you."

398
00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:27,006
Lucky God got there first.

399
00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,057
- Well, yeah.
- You could be a fox boy by now.

400
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:30,962
And we all know what happened to them!

401
00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,967
- You okay?
- I'm okay.

402
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,365
Do you think I'm mad?

403
00:19:39,607 --> 00:19:41,951
Because of the fox thing
or because of the God thing?

404
00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,967
You're obsessed.

405
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,726
Do you ever have doubts?

406
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:50,546
Yes, of course, every day.
It's part of the deal.

407
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,913
I just don't think I could do it.

408
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,788
Especially the...

409
00:19:58,546 --> 00:20:00,096
What?

410
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,383
- ... celibacy and...
- Oh, it's a fucking fox!

411
00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:03,760
Chill out about the fox!

412
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:04,822
Ooh! Sorry.

413
00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:06,967
I just don't know
what they want from me!

414
00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:10,646
Sorry.

415
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,404
Celibacy.

416
00:20:12,526 --> 00:20:13,686
Go.

417
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:16,287
I just...

418
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,473
I couldn't give up sex forever.

419
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,028
It's just too...

420
00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:24,879
It's too...

421
00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:30,833
Celibacy is a lot less
complicated than...

422
00:20:30,951 --> 00:20:33,013
romantic relationships.

423
00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:35,833
What if you meet someone you like?

424
00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:38,850
I talk and drink and laugh
and give them Bibles,

425
00:20:38,928 --> 00:20:40,967
and hope they eventually leave me alone.

426
00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:43,727
What if you meet someone you love?

427
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,512
We're not going to have sex.

428
00:20:52,687 --> 00:20:56,957
I know that's what you think
you want from me, but it's not.

429
00:20:57,847 --> 00:21:00,125
It won't bring any good.

430
00:21:00,407 --> 00:21:02,742
- Well, it might...
- It won't.

431
00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:05,414
I've been there many times.

432
00:21:05,527 --> 00:21:08,406
Before I found this. Many, many times.

433
00:21:08,407 --> 00:21:10,327
How many times?

434
00:21:14,487 --> 00:21:16,287
Many.

435
00:21:26,657 --> 00:21:29,296
I'd really like to
be your friend, though.

436
00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:31,008
I'd like to be your friend, too.

437
00:21:33,487 --> 00:21:35,047
We'll last a week.

438
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,025
What was that?

439
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:41,356
What?

440
00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:43,684
Where did...? Where did you just go?

441
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,766
What?

442
00:21:46,032 --> 00:21:48,817
You just went somewhere.

443
00:21:49,403 --> 00:21:51,527
There. There.

444
00:21:53,676 --> 00:21:55,276
Where did you just go?

445
00:21:56,561 --> 00:21:58,081
Nowhere.

446
00:22:03,007 --> 00:22:04,247
Okay.

447
00:22:13,117 --> 00:22:18,117
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