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We're not going to have sex.

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I'd really like to be
your friend, though.

3
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I'd like to be your friend too.

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What makes you a normal person?

5
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Well, I don't believe in God...

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I love it when he does that.

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I don't know.

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Just come out.

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- I prefer the last one.
- Me too.

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- It's a bit more subtle.
- Elegant, yeah.

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- It's these bits, isn't it?
- Yep.

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- Yep, last one, definitely.
- Yep. Great.

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- Really pleased with that!
- Yeah.

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- Once it's nipped in there...
- Oh, it'll be perfect.

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His arms.

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- Do you prefer weddings or funerals?
- Weddings.

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His arms.

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I think there's something
humbling about funerals.

20
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Really?

21
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Yeah, it's good to dwell
on the next life.

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You really think there's a next life?

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What do you believe? Worm food?

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- Why?
- Why what?

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His neck.

26
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Why would you believe in something
awful when you could

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believe in something wonderful?

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Don't make me an optimist,
you will ruin my life.

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- Have you been to many funerals?
- A couple.

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His neck.

31
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And you've never felt them go somewhere?

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No, they were already gone.

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His beautiful neck.

34
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What?

35
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What?

36
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You just said, "His beautiful neck".

37
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No, I said that they'd already gone.

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Okay. Weird.

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Oh, right, so...

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This might be your idea of hell...

41
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but I think it's kind of special.

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His beautiful neck.

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Quaker meeting.

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You're not allowed to speak.

45
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If the Spirit moves you to speak,
you have to stand up

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and share it with everyone.

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It's very intense.

48
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It's very quiet.

49
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It's very, very...

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erotic.

51
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Oh.

52
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I think...

53
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I'm going to go home in November.

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I think.

55
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What's he thinking?

56
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What's he thinking?

57
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I don't really think it's...

58
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I'm not really feeling the...

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I don't think it's really
affecting me...

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Oh, my...

61
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

62
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What am I going to say?
What am I going to say?

63
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I sometimes worry

64
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that I wouldn't be such a feminist

65
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if I had bigger tits.

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- Well, it's good you felt something.
- Is it?

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Something moved you.

68
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I'm not sure I needed to me
moved to discover that about myself.

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What were you thinking?

70
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I was thinking about how peaceful

71
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I felt and then for some reason,
I was thinking about your tits,

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which kind of ruined it.

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- Oh, my tits ruined your peace?
- Yeah. You could say that.

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- I should probably open the cafe...
- I've got a confession actually...

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- Oh, can I see it?
- Uh...

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Oh, yeah...

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It's a bit...

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What?

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- It's a bit...
- What...

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the fuck?

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Hello.

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Oh, you gorgeous little thing.

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Can I ask, um,

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why so many guinea pigs?

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Oh, um...

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I just, um...

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This is an excellent one.

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I just thought it'd be
a unique selling point.

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Yeah.

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Which came first, the guinea pig
or the guinea pig cafe?

91
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That is a big, old question.

92
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Fair enough.

93
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What do guinea pigs do?

94
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They are born, they shit themselves
with fear and then they die.

95
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Can I use that at the wedding?

96
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Seriously, I need material.

97
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Tell me about your stepmother-to-be.

98
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Any... What's she like?

99
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Oh, she's, um...

100
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- she's from Exeter.
- Mm.

101
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Okay, thank you, that's very helpful.

102
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- How did she meet your dad?
- Through my mother.

103
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Right.

104
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She was my mother's
student at one point.

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- Do your parents get on?
- No.

106
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- Were you close to your mum?
- Yeah.

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You?

108
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Not really.

109
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- How come?
- So, that must've been a bit weird?

110
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I don't really think about it.

111
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- So, you run... No, no.
- Do you go back a lot to...

112
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Do you run this place on your own?

113
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- No, I opened it with a friend.
- Oh, cool, right.

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- So, you run it together?
- No, she's...

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she, uh...

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She what?

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What?

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- What?
- She... she what?

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She...

120
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He's a bit annoying actually.

121
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What is that?

122
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What?

123
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That thing that you're doing.
It's like you disappear.

124
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- What?
- What are you not telling me?

125
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Nothing!

126
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Tell me what going on underneath there.

127
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- Nothing!
- Tell me, come on!

128
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- No!
- You can tell me.

129
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- Nothing! Nothing!
- Argh! What are you doing?

130
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- Stop being so churchy.
- I'm not being churchy.

131
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- I'm just trying to get to know you.
- Well, I don't want that.

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Listen, I'm just trying to help you.

133
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What?

134
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No. No, I didn't mean...

135
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Oh, I know what you mean, Father.

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Thank you so much for your guidance.

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Come on, I didn't mean...

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I really should get back to work.

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A customer's bound to turn
up any minute.

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And you should be getting back to
God, don't you think?

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I think you played with my guinea
pig long enough.

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Okay.

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All right, bye.

144
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Sorry, girls.
People are starting to arrive.

145
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She was a spectacular woman.

146
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Don't worry. We can sort this out.

147
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Stop doing that to your face.

148
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No, I have to.
I don't know what's wrong!

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I just...

150
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I look so good.

151
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It's okay. We can sort it out.

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Just... Take some of your makeup off.

153
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I'm not wearing any makeup.

154
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What?

155
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What has happened?

156
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- I have never seen you look so good.
- I don't know, I just woke up...

157
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looking amazing and then
everyone's going to think

158
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I got a fucking facial
for my mother's funeral.

159
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Oh, what the hell? You look incredible.

160
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We're trying to mess her up.

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No matter what I do to my hair,
it just keeps falling in this

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really chic way.

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Oh, God.

164
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- You look perfect.
- Thank you.

165
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Sorry, girls. People are starting to
arrive.

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Thank you.

167
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You don't have to greet
them if it's too...

168
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Gosh, you look gorgeous.

169
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Thank you.

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- I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.

171
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- You look glorious.
- Thank you.

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- Have you spoken to Dad?
- No, not yet.

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He's avoiding me.

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My deepest condolences, girls.

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She was magnificent.

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- Thanks so much.
- My God, you look well.

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Thank you. Have you?

178
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No, he's not really engaging.

179
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She was a spectacular woman.

180
00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,956
- Thanks.
- Darling, you look wonderful.

181
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Oh, my God.

182
00:09:09,745 --> 00:09:10,917
- Hi, Claire.
- Hi.

183
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Gosh. Grief clearly agrees with you.

184
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Thank you, Jeremy.

185
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Oh. Incoming.

186
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How are you doing?

187
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My God, she's shameless.

188
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Can you not think the fucking
worst of someone for just a split

189
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fucking second?

190
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Not everyone is after cock.

191
00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,190
She's definitely trying to fuck my dad.

192
00:09:42,254 --> 00:09:43,734
Well, she ain't made of wood.

193
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Do you want a ciggie?

194
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Ooh, incoming.

195
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,185
Hi, Harry.

196
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Hi. Hi.

197
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- You okay?
- Mm-hm.

198
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You?

199
00:09:58,660 --> 00:09:59,611
Do you need anything?

200
00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:03,391
No, I'm good thanks. I've just
had a large glass of water.

201
00:10:03,462 --> 00:10:05,021
Are your trousers okay?

202
00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:07,572
Yeah, sorry, I left them in the drier.

203
00:10:07,632 --> 00:10:08,658
Ah, mate.

204
00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:11,389
Ah, shit, sorry.

205
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,780
It's okay.

206
00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:16,811
It's just funerals when you actually
knew the person...

207
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,186
They're so...

208
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,852
It just doesn't feel real.

209
00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,019
I'm just going to miss her so much.

210
00:10:32,685 --> 00:10:35,171
- Have you cried yet?
- Yes.

211
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,749
But I didn't see you cr...

212
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Wow, you look..

213
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Have you had your eyebrows done?

214
00:10:43,155 --> 00:10:45,429
Hi, girls. How you doing?

215
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- All right.
- Okay, thanks.

216
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,976
You know, the hard bit's going to
come in a few weeks

217
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when it all calms down.

218
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,976
- Yeah, I have heard.
- They do say that, yeah.

219
00:10:53,015 --> 00:10:54,890
When people start to forget

220
00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:57,257
and the cards and the
flowers stop turning up.

221
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,405
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh, yeah.

222
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And people just disappear
because it spooks them

223
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,208
to be around someone
perpetually in pain.

224
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:03,288
- Okay.
- Right.

225
00:11:03,313 --> 00:11:05,335
And your lovely boyfriends might
not be able to cope.

226
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,080
- Well, he's my husband...
- I'm sure they'll push through.

227
00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:10,424
I just want you to know that
I will always be there for you, always.

228
00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:12,252
- Always.
- Thank you.

229
00:11:13,349 --> 00:11:14,389
Always.

230
00:11:16,461 --> 00:11:17,757
Always.

231
00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:20,617
I'm going to check on the sausagerolls.

232
00:11:20,642 --> 00:11:21,922
Okay.

233
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,891
See?

234
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,540
Okay.

235
00:11:36,817 --> 00:11:37,925
Hey.

236
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,958
I don't know how you're eating.

237
00:11:40,488 --> 00:11:41,768
Do something.

238
00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:58,813
Hi.

239
00:11:58,861 --> 00:12:00,932
Oh. Hello, darling.

240
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,284
- Bit tight.
- Oh, yeah.

241
00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:07,414
Tell me about it.

242
00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:17,355
I found her very difficult, you know.

243
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,449
I know.

244
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:23,308
I loved her, but, um...

245
00:12:23,384 --> 00:12:25,980
- That's all that really matters.
- No, I don't think it is.

246
00:12:27,718 --> 00:12:29,225
Her instincts were...

247
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:33,638
She just knew how to be fun.

248
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:35,733
How to be kind.

249
00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:37,255
She just knew.

250
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:40,460
I'm just guessing.

251
00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,236
You're fun, Dad.

252
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,661
No, I didn't like that about her.

253
00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:50,637
I loved her, but I didn't like
that she was...

254
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,949
For a long time, I...

255
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,540
And today...

256
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,499
I was jealous of her.

257
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,113
That is a lovely thing to say, really.

258
00:13:09,731 --> 00:13:11,060
Oh, sorry.

259
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,024
I'll leave you two.

260
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,872
- She's a bit annoying, isn't she?
- Mm.

261
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,365
Look, let's go and find your sister.

262
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,271
Yeah, I don't think she wants to see me.

263
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,169
She loves you.

264
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,303
She just didn't get the fun gene.

265
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:46,405
I just...

266
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:49,820
- I don't know what to...
- I know.

267
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,174
Buck up.

268
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,499
Smile.

269
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:57,802
Charm.

270
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,620
Off we go.

271
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,460
We'll be okay.

272
00:14:07,591 --> 00:14:08,838
I'll follow you.

273
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,797
You look lovely, by the way.

274
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:16,084
Thank you.

275
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:34,367
I don't know what to do with it.

276
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,929
With what?

277
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,940
With all the love I have for her.

278
00:14:40,372 --> 00:14:43,934
I don't know where to put it now.

279
00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:48,013
I'll take it.

280
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,755
No, I'm serious.

281
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:52,283
It sounds lovely.

282
00:14:52,736 --> 00:14:54,715
I'll have it.

283
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:57,377
- You have to give it to me.
- Okay.

284
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,694
It's got to go somewhere.

285
00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:52,423
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Jesus!

286
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:54,602
Why are you awake? It's 9:45!

287
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,699
Oh, my God! I thought you were
just in my head, then!

288
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,078
But, I mean, you were in my head, then.

289
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,359
But now you're there!

290
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,275
You okay, Father?

291
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,978
Ah, fuck, you calling me "Father"

292
00:16:06,002 --> 00:16:08,548
like it doesn't turn
you on just to say it.

293
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,709
- Do you want a drink?
- Okay.

294
00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:17,020
Don't move.

295
00:16:22,646 --> 00:16:24,366
Are you a nostalgic person?

296
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,019
Yeah.

297
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,241
- Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
- Yeah.

298
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,579
I fucking love Winnie the Pooh.

299
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,155
I can't read a Winnie the Pooh
quote without crying.

300
00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,213
Fuck.

301
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:38,669
Piglet.

302
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:41,620
Piglet.

303
00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,193
Why are you here?

304
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:46,746
Sorry, but I mean why, why are you...

305
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,613
Were you looking for me?

306
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,066
I was on the verge of having
a little prayer, actually.

307
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,473
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

308
00:16:57,512 --> 00:17:00,551
Don't, don't you... That's my thing.

309
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,001
What were you praying about?

310
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,259
Please say you were praying for me.

311
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,785
I could do with the extra pair of hands.

312
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:09,348
Mine don't seem to have the
fucking reach any more.

313
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,585
God help me!

314
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,335
Whoa!

315
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,940
Thank you.

316
00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:21,021
Do you know there was a man who
wanted to be a saint

317
00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:24,177
so badly he castrated himself just
to stop himself?

318
00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:27,694
You know... whack!

319
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,489
Wow!

320
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,686
Here's to peace.

321
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,300
And those who get in the way of it.

322
00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,727
I'm sorry about today.

323
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,346
Forget it.

324
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:05,071
Look at this.

325
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:12,139
Look at it.

326
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,833
That's the first one I ever got.

327
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,760
Went all the way to Rome for that.

328
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,245
Such a nerd!

329
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:24,448
Two years before I was even allowed
to wear it, but I just...

330
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:25,807
I couldn't wait.

331
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:30,096
I couldn't wait! I knew I wanted a bold,

332
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,995
you know, this colour, but proper plum.

333
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,220
You can only get proper plum in Italy.

334
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,740
Sometimes I worry I'm
only in it for the outfits.

335
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,302
So beautiful, isn't it?

336
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,639
I mean, your stuff is lovely, too.

337
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,928
What were you praying about?

338
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,229
You don't like answering
questions, do you?

339
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,691
Okay.

340
00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:15,061
Come with me.

341
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:19,220
I know what to do with you.

342
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,634
You go in there, I go in there.

343
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,028
And you make me tell you all my secrets

344
00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:27,981
so you can ultimately trap
and control me?

345
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:30,206
Yeah. No.

346
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:31,600
You tell me what's weighing
on your heart

347
00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:32,841
and I listen without judgment

348
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,974
- and in complete confidence.
- Sounds dodgy!

349
00:19:34,998 --> 00:19:36,219
I just listen.

350
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,415
At the very least it'll
shut me up for a minute.

351
00:19:38,439 --> 00:19:40,587
- I'm not Catholic.
- Tonight, that doesn't matter.

352
00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,142
Won't I catch fire or something?

353
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,459
If you did, it would confirm
my faith, so let's try it.

354
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,131
Go on.

355
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,750
Go on.

356
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,900
All right.

357
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,913
Okay, now you say, "Bless me
father for I have sinned."

358
00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:14,116
- I'm not going to say that!
- Well, very good.

359
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,677
"It's been..."
Uh, enter days, years, months

360
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,356
- "... since my last confession."
- Mm-hmm.

361
00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:20,889
Then I say, "That's okay,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah",

362
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,256
till you tell me what's on your mind.

363
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,102
Tell me your ssss...

364
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:27,294
- Sins.
- Sins, if you want.

365
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,270
- Why would I tell you my sins?
- Because it will make you feel better!

366
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:33,081
And because I want to know.

367
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,870
Okay.

368
00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:45,559
I lied.

369
00:20:45,653 --> 00:20:47,099
Okay.

370
00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:48,908
To you.

371
00:20:49,705 --> 00:20:53,078
- About?
- About the miscarriage.

372
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,160
I was just covering for my sister
who actually had the miscarriage,

373
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,980
because her husband didn't know
she was pregnant, and it just...

374
00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:08,225
Okay.

375
00:21:11,779 --> 00:21:13,499
Keep going.

376
00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:16,909
And I've stolen things.

377
00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:22,040
I've had a lot of sex
outside of marriage.

378
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,097
And once or twice inside someone else's.

379
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:29,341
And there's been a spot of sodomy.

380
00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:32,972
Um, there's been much masturbation,

381
00:21:32,997 --> 00:21:35,605
a bit of violence, and of course
the endless fucking blasphemy.

382
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,220
And?

383
00:21:40,286 --> 00:21:41,726
And...

384
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:46,915
- Go on.
- And...

385
00:21:49,987 --> 00:21:51,547
I...

386
00:21:54,976 --> 00:21:56,696
I can't...

387
00:21:57,855 --> 00:21:59,735
It's okay, go on.

388
00:22:00,895 --> 00:22:03,415
- Frightened.
- Of what?

389
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,272
Forgetting things.

390
00:22:07,842 --> 00:22:09,467
People.

391
00:22:09,873 --> 00:22:11,412
Forgetting people.

392
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:20,139
And I'm ashamed of not knowing what I...

393
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,433
What you want?
It's okay not to know what you want.

394
00:22:22,504 --> 00:22:26,527
No, I know what I want. I know
exactly what I want right now.

395
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,371
What's that?

396
00:22:30,572 --> 00:22:32,442
It's bad.

397
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:34,378
It's okay.

398
00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:38,972
I want someone to tell me
what to wear in the morning.

399
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,629
Okay, well, I think
there are people who can...

400
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:45,661
No, I want someone to tell me
what to wear every morning.

401
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,060
I want someone to tell me what to eat,

402
00:22:50,113 --> 00:22:51,979
what to like, what to hate,

403
00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:53,708
what to rage about,

404
00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:56,005
what to listen to, what band to like,

405
00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:57,863
what to buy tickets for,

406
00:22:57,926 --> 00:22:59,779
what to joke about,
what not to joke about.

407
00:22:59,871 --> 00:23:02,269
I want someone to tell me
what to believe in,

408
00:23:03,402 --> 00:23:04,433
who to vote for,

409
00:23:04,488 --> 00:23:07,911
and who to love,
and how to... tell them.

410
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,336
I just think I want someone to tell me

411
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,292
how to live my life, Father,

412
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,860
because so far I think
I've been getting it wrong.

413
00:23:22,392 --> 00:23:25,267
And I know that's why people want
people like you in their lives.

414
00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,822
Because you just tell them how to do it.

415
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,493
You just tell them what to do,

416
00:23:30,587 --> 00:23:31,979
and what they'll get
out of the end of it.

417
00:23:32,029 --> 00:23:34,412
Even though I don't believe
your bullshit, and I know that

418
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:37,554
scientifically nothing I do makes
any difference in the end anyway,

419
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:40,976
I'm still scared!
Why am I still scared?

420
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,021
So just tell me what to do.

421
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,169
Just fucking tell me what to do, Father!

422
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,413
Kneel.

423
00:24:12,478 --> 00:24:13,998
What?

424
00:24:16,615 --> 00:24:18,196
Kneel.

425
00:24:24,112 --> 00:24:25,610
Just kneel.

426
00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:55,246
- Is this a skirt and trousers?
- Sorry, sorry.

427
00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:45,770
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