1 00:00:02,529 --> 00:00:04,139 from the screaming void inside my empty heart. 2 00:00:05,546 --> 00:00:06,787 - Don't sleep with him. - I won't. 3 00:00:06,812 --> 00:00:07,990 - Don't. - I won't! 4 00:00:08,015 --> 00:00:09,280 I don't do that any more. 5 00:00:13,824 --> 00:00:15,879 I thought I wouldn't see you again unless you were in trouble. 6 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,645 Oh! I am in trouble! 7 00:00:17,691 --> 00:00:19,382 Ohh! You mean this kind of trouble. 8 00:00:20,608 --> 00:00:21,748 Isn't he great? 9 00:00:21,773 --> 00:00:24,911 He's so great. He's funny, he makes jokes. 10 00:00:24,936 --> 00:00:26,239 She turned around and it was the golden one! 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,079 You, sort of, needed to hear the top bit. 12 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,112 - I love word play. - Oh, he's clever. 13 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:32,247 Shakespeare uses word play. 14 00:00:32,286 --> 00:00:34,719 - He says things like... - I've got a big case tomorrow. 15 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,356 He's a little bit controlling. 16 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:37,639 - Don't eat that. - But it's manageable. 17 00:00:37,664 --> 00:00:38,686 - I'm going to. - Okay. 18 00:00:38,711 --> 00:00:40,325 - He's a feminist. - I have a sister. 19 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:42,601 - He's unpredictable. - I'm just going to go for a shit. 20 00:00:42,678 --> 00:00:44,435 I'm ignoring that. 21 00:00:44,483 --> 00:00:46,014 Actually... 22 00:00:46,039 --> 00:00:47,061 you want to go and have sex? 23 00:00:47,086 --> 00:00:49,039 - That's better. - I'm really good at it. 24 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,799 - He won't be. - I'm really good at it. 25 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,039 He won't be. 26 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,131 He's really good at it. 27 00:00:53,194 --> 00:00:55,160 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 28 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,309 Oh, my God. 29 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,102 I'm not going to be sick. 30 00:01:05,812 --> 00:01:07,652 I'm not going to be sick. 31 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,462 Hi. 32 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:13,032 Hi. 33 00:01:13,118 --> 00:01:15,415 - Do you need a hand with any of...? - No, no. 34 00:01:15,477 --> 00:01:18,475 - I can at least take the bassoon if you... - No, I am perfectly balanced. 35 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:20,068 Thank you. 36 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:22,583 - Big night, last night? - Is it obvious? 37 00:01:22,637 --> 00:01:24,739 Well, at least someone's having fun. 38 00:01:25,381 --> 00:01:26,860 Wait, I can get the... 39 00:01:26,919 --> 00:01:27,998 - No, no... I got it! - ... bell. 40 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:29,709 Okay. 41 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,712 - Are you going to be sick? - Nope. 42 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,559 She'd better be quick today. 43 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,751 I've got a serious appointment later, I can't miss it. 44 00:01:40,805 --> 00:01:42,946 - It's very important. - What kind of appointment? 45 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,447 A serious one. 46 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,679 I can't miss it, okay? 47 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,791 - Do you need me to...? - I don't need you... 48 00:01:47,843 --> 00:01:50,043 to do anything, thank you. 49 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,916 Unless you can find a way to stop this horrendous wedding 50 00:01:53,957 --> 00:01:54,973 from happening. 51 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:56,192 - Girls! - Hi! 52 00:01:56,254 --> 00:01:57,832 Come in! Come in. 53 00:01:57,871 --> 00:01:59,270 Oh, look at you. 54 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:01,256 Just leave these things there for now, yeah. 55 00:02:01,311 --> 00:02:03,147 You like a quick cup of tea before you start? 56 00:02:03,194 --> 00:02:05,412 - It's already in the pot. - I have to be pretty quick today. 57 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:07,194 - Water or some gin would be lovely. - Come through. We have a tray of 58 00:02:07,248 --> 00:02:09,116 lovely, sweet, chocolaty things 59 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,527 and our lovely friend has just dropped round. 60 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:13,714 - Hi. - Hello, darling. 61 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,660 Hello. 62 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:17,599 Oh, I'm going to be sick. 63 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,286 You all right? You look horrendous. 64 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,622 Oh, thanks. Just a big night. 65 00:02:22,153 --> 00:02:23,887 - Hello. - Hey! 66 00:02:23,966 --> 00:02:25,825 I only meant to be quick, I wasn't... Didn't need to... 67 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,439 Wasn't expecting the whole family, wow! 68 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,588 They're being painted. Isn't that fun? 69 00:02:29,658 --> 00:02:31,919 So fun! Um, I can come back later? 70 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:34,239 - No, no! - No! No. 71 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:35,877 So, come on, fill us in. 72 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:38,197 Probably better, actually, that we should all hear the plans. 73 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:39,205 All right. 74 00:02:39,236 --> 00:02:43,158 Right, well, I just wanted to pop in, actually, to say that, um... 75 00:02:43,557 --> 00:02:45,522 I've been called away this weekend 76 00:02:45,585 --> 00:02:49,655 and I'm afraid I won't be able to officiate at the ceremony tomorrow. 77 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,368 Oh, Christ. 78 00:02:57,432 --> 00:02:58,774 Why? 79 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,266 My brother is ill. 80 00:03:01,345 --> 00:03:03,368 So, I have to go and see him. 81 00:03:04,071 --> 00:03:06,031 Wh-what's he ill with? 82 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:08,030 A lorry... 83 00:03:09,926 --> 00:03:11,245 accident. 84 00:03:11,332 --> 00:03:12,445 Right. 85 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,343 Oh, God. 86 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,439 - Is he all right? - He's-he's... 87 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:20,173 He's in a bit of a state, to be honest. 88 00:03:20,494 --> 00:03:22,210 But, uh... 89 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,226 I just can't do it. 90 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,077 I can't do it. 91 00:03:28,671 --> 00:03:30,683 Well. 92 00:03:30,926 --> 00:03:32,503 Well. 93 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:37,146 Oh, this is going to be spectacular. 94 00:03:38,403 --> 00:03:39,809 You... 95 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,138 poor man. 96 00:03:42,204 --> 00:03:43,829 Well, of course, you must go. 97 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,679 Really? 98 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,704 - Really? - Of course! 99 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:50,936 Family first! Always family first. 100 00:03:51,015 --> 00:03:52,983 You must go! Get straight to him. 101 00:03:53,038 --> 00:03:55,452 Just send me through the details of what you've worked out so far 102 00:03:55,477 --> 00:03:56,489 and we'll sort something out. 103 00:03:56,514 --> 00:03:58,335 Well, I've put out the feelers for somebody else and... 104 00:03:58,374 --> 00:04:00,479 Well, uh, I think we might have to... 105 00:04:00,517 --> 00:04:02,611 Don't even think about it, this is much more important. 106 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:04,048 You must go! Go, go, go! 107 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,655 Okay, well... well, thank you so much for your understanding. 108 00:04:06,726 --> 00:04:08,554 Yeah, well, sure, sure, sure. 109 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,483 All the best and I'll see you again. 110 00:04:11,554 --> 00:04:13,319 - I'm sorry. Have a great day! - Oh, goodbye, darling. 111 00:04:13,374 --> 00:04:14,584 - Good luck! - Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 112 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,879 What a... 113 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,580 cunt! 114 00:04:20,642 --> 00:04:22,017 - What a cunt! - No, no... 115 00:04:22,072 --> 00:04:23,349 - Bastard! Fucking bastard! - Please, don't react like this. 116 00:04:23,373 --> 00:04:24,693 - There's no need to talk like this. - Don't touch me! 117 00:04:24,733 --> 00:04:26,169 Christ, I need to paint. I need to paint, now! 118 00:04:26,216 --> 00:04:28,005 Send them away! 119 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,103 - I think you should, uh... - Yes, okay. 120 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,267 Bye, Dad. 121 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:37,900 Bye, Dad. 122 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,002 Well, that solves that problem. 123 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,987 Well, I'm relieved for him. 124 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,312 You all right? 125 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,634 Yeah, just late for the cafe. 126 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,298 Right. 127 00:05:07,085 --> 00:05:08,359 - Whoa! Sorry. - Oh, my God! 128 00:05:08,384 --> 00:05:09,396 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 129 00:05:09,421 --> 00:05:11,117 Jesus! How long were you there? 130 00:05:11,153 --> 00:05:13,328 Literally three seconds. 131 00:05:15,936 --> 00:05:17,687 - You can't just cancel a wedding. - I don't have a choice. 132 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,492 But you have the dress. 133 00:05:22,199 --> 00:05:23,496 I can't, I can't, I can't... 134 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,487 - Listen, I just need to say... - No, no, no! I know what... 135 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:27,644 - I don't want to know! - I don't think you know what I'm gonna say! 136 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,720 Please don't come to the church again. 137 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,726 I mean that... 138 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,813 with the greatest of compliments. 139 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:11,206 I'd strongly advise taking out insurance. 140 00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:13,089 - The problem is... - I can deal with it. 141 00:06:13,151 --> 00:06:15,484 - ... the young, uh, seven-foot-tall, - I can deal with it. 142 00:06:15,539 --> 00:06:17,437 a very large armchair. 143 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:18,974 - So he didn't even feel... - I can't deal with it. 144 00:06:19,015 --> 00:06:22,061 the chinchilla, you know, suffocating underneath him. 145 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:23,873 It's Tuesday, Joe. 146 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,346 No, it's Chatty Wednesday. 147 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:27,760 No, it's Quiet Tuesday. 148 00:06:27,807 --> 00:06:28,986 It's Chatty Wednesday. 149 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,486 Well, it was a very small chinchilla... 150 00:06:30,549 --> 00:06:33,948 No, can we just stop chatting, just for a second please, Joe? 151 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:36,852 Joe, I... 152 00:06:43,256 --> 00:06:44,473 Hi. 153 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,353 You okay? 154 00:06:46,408 --> 00:06:47,853 Uh, yeah. Are you okay? 155 00:06:47,877 --> 00:06:49,166 You look like something bad's happened. 156 00:06:49,221 --> 00:06:50,533 Do I? 157 00:06:50,557 --> 00:06:51,877 I thought I was looking jolly. 158 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:54,255 Oh! Um, why? 159 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,799 I've been offered a new job. 160 00:06:55,845 --> 00:06:57,110 Oh. 161 00:06:57,165 --> 00:06:58,399 Congratulations. 162 00:06:58,438 --> 00:07:01,985 But I just wanted to say goodbye... 163 00:07:02,235 --> 00:07:04,599 and to give you this. 164 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,980 Thanks. 165 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,698 It's a guinea pig. 166 00:07:08,784 --> 00:07:10,331 It's a hamster. 167 00:07:10,394 --> 00:07:11,480 Thanks. 168 00:07:14,662 --> 00:07:15,873 Oh, sorry, it's my sister. 169 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,459 She's a bit mental, do you mind if I...? 170 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:19,295 Sure, I wasn't going to stay so... 171 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,693 - Claire? - Something's happened! 172 00:07:20,747 --> 00:07:22,801 Something awful has happened! 173 00:07:22,873 --> 00:07:24,876 - What? - I can't... 174 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:27,008 - Where are you? You need me to come? - I can't breathe! 175 00:07:27,087 --> 00:07:28,839 No, no, I just, I fucked it up. 176 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,549 I fucked everything up! Can you come? 177 00:07:31,588 --> 00:07:33,575 I mean, I-I have to close the cafe. But I can... 178 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,402 - Just tell me where you are. - No, don't close. 179 00:07:35,457 --> 00:07:38,691 - I'm so sorry, but, but no... - I can look after the place, if you like? 180 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,655 - Really? - Well, I don't start till Monday. 181 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,725 But why...? 182 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,631 - I just like it. - Oh, okay. 183 00:07:44,694 --> 00:07:46,919 - Are you talking to me? - Could you give Hillary and, um... 184 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,636 - No, don't bring Hillary. - Stephanie. 185 00:07:48,661 --> 00:07:50,973 Stephanie, some cucumber at 2:30? 186 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,511 - Who's Stephanie? - Yeah. Thanks. 187 00:07:52,536 --> 00:07:54,277 Um, Claire, just tell me where you are? 188 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,495 - What the hell has happened? - No, just come! I need you to... 189 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,399 - Tell the truth. - It's horrendous. 190 00:08:03,462 --> 00:08:04,986 - It's horrendous. - It's modern. 191 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:06,916 - Don't lie! - I'm not! 192 00:08:06,962 --> 00:08:08,549 I look like a pencil. 193 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:09,899 You... 194 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,862 - You don't look like a... - Don't laugh! 195 00:08:11,893 --> 00:08:14,153 - It's okay! - It's not okay, 196 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,817 - I'm going to lose my job. - You won't lose your job, it's cool. 197 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,756 - It's not cool! - It's edgy. 198 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:19,780 Oh, fuck off! 199 00:08:19,805 --> 00:08:21,492 - No, it's chic. - It's unsalvageable! 200 00:08:21,539 --> 00:08:22,859 Claire, it's French! 201 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,005 - Really? - Yes. 202 00:08:30,224 --> 00:08:31,888 You been drinking? 203 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,384 Oh, he gave me champagne before he ruined my life. 204 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,954 That's how they get you. 205 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:40,001 Did you go to Anthony? 206 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,321 - Claire! - I know. 207 00:08:42,368 --> 00:08:44,971 What? You remember what happened to me? 208 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:47,559 I honestly thought it was the last time I was going to see him. 209 00:08:47,635 --> 00:08:49,198 Um, I mean, that's awful, but if I... 210 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,838 - His little face was just... - Anthony! 211 00:08:51,924 --> 00:08:54,171 - Is this what you asked for? - No, of course not! 212 00:08:54,219 --> 00:08:56,030 He's just a bastard. 213 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,080 Right, fuck it. 214 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,639 - What? - Come on! 215 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,600 No, no! It's... All right! 216 00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:05,522 Come on! 217 00:09:05,577 --> 00:09:06,803 Slow down! 218 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:12,059 Hey! 219 00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:13,373 - No! - Anthony. 220 00:09:13,447 --> 00:09:15,939 No! That is exactly what she asked for. 221 00:09:15,994 --> 00:09:17,361 No, it's not! We want compensation. 222 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,699 - Claire? - I've got two important meetings 223 00:09:19,739 --> 00:09:21,277 and I look like a pencil. 224 00:09:21,316 --> 00:09:23,675 No! Don't blame me for your bad choices. 225 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,399 Hair isn't everything. 226 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,958 Wow! 227 00:09:27,028 --> 00:09:28,364 What? 228 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,247 Hair is everything. 229 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:32,497 We wish it wasn't, 230 00:09:32,552 --> 00:09:34,293 so we could actually think about something else occasionally, 231 00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:35,575 but it is. 232 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:38,076 It's the difference between a good day and a bad day. 233 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:39,599 We're meant to think that it's a symbol of power, 234 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:40,865 that it's a symbol of fertility. 235 00:09:40,889 --> 00:09:42,099 Some people are exploited for it 236 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:43,411 and it pays your fucking bills! 237 00:09:43,476 --> 00:09:46,521 Hair is everything, Anthony. 238 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,375 Show her the reference. 239 00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:51,787 Claudia... 240 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,211 bring me the bin. 241 00:10:07,631 --> 00:10:11,349 If you want to change your life, change your life. 242 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,849 It's not going to happen in here. 243 00:10:14,599 --> 00:10:15,802 Sorry, Anthony. 244 00:10:15,873 --> 00:10:18,473 - I didn't mean to turn up. - See you next week. 245 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,374 You got any cigarettes? 246 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:23,894 - No. - Good. 247 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,828 - Thank you for being there. - It was cathartic. 248 00:10:28,888 --> 00:10:30,132 At the hospital. 249 00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:31,839 Oh, it's okay. 250 00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:34,646 Shame you didn't get to keep that doctor. 251 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,840 I'm sorry you lost it. 252 00:10:41,055 --> 00:10:43,559 I just felt... 253 00:10:43,926 --> 00:10:45,726 relief. 254 00:10:48,536 --> 00:10:51,208 I didn't want my husband's baby. 255 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,052 Isn't that awful? 256 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:59,886 I haven't even asked you how you are? 257 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,339 How are you? What's going on with you? 258 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,511 Um... 259 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,987 I met someone. 260 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,006 - What? Really? - Yeah. 261 00:11:08,069 --> 00:11:11,725 Oh, my God, that's amazing! What does he do? 262 00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:13,039 He's a priest. 263 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,600 Is it...? 264 00:11:30,388 --> 00:11:31,587 Yep. 265 00:11:31,644 --> 00:11:34,083 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 266 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,979 - You are joking? - No. 267 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:44,771 - I'm sorry. - I know. 268 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,584 It's just, I'm sure it's very complicated. 269 00:11:47,646 --> 00:11:50,180 - Yes! It's very painful. - But it, it's just... 270 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:52,039 you're a genius. 271 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,837 You're my fucking hero. 272 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:55,739 Claire? 273 00:11:55,794 --> 00:11:56,989 Is that you? 274 00:11:57,044 --> 00:11:59,013 Oh, God. Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 275 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,287 - Claire! - Klare! 276 00:12:00,312 --> 00:12:02,304 - Hi! - Oh, my God, Claire, 277 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:04,975 - I love your hair! - Oh! 278 00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:09,062 Claire, it's so cute and edgy and cool. 279 00:12:09,141 --> 00:12:11,960 - Oh, thank you. - Like superstar, pop star. 280 00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:16,792 Listen, these penguins are taking me 281 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,037 to this new amazing London music thing. 282 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:21,817 - Are you free? - Yes. 283 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,357 - You want to come? - Oh, I... 284 00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:26,326 I have to take my step-son his bassoon. 285 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,646 I mean, I wish I could. 286 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,546 Well, I leave tomorrow. So... 287 00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:33,788 Oh. 288 00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:35,663 I'll take the bassoon. 289 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,843 I've got it. I'll take it. 290 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,226 Oh, um... No, he's expecting me to. 291 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,699 No, no. No, just, just tell Jake it's with me at the cafe. 292 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:43,987 - Honestly, it's fine. - Oh. 293 00:12:44,012 --> 00:12:46,771 Hey, I don't want to get in the way of your family day. 294 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,079 No, I'll take it. Please, get in the way of her family days. 295 00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:52,980 Just tell Jake I've got it. 296 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,871 No biggie. 297 00:12:55,488 --> 00:12:57,926 Bye, Claire. Bye, Klare. 298 00:12:58,305 --> 00:12:59,865 Bye, Claire. 299 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,175 I can't believe your hair! 300 00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:06,353 It's so chic and cute! It's all the things! 301 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,580 Really? 302 00:13:09,627 --> 00:13:11,267 Goes so well with your top. 303 00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:13,134 My, God, that's so sweet of you. 304 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,033 Honestly, I've had such a day with it. 305 00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:17,025 - Yeah, all right. - Yeah. 306 00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:20,759 Oh, fuck! 307 00:13:25,174 --> 00:13:26,784 Sorry! 308 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,339 Well, that was exhausting. 309 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,784 - The new guinea pig... - Hamster. 310 00:13:31,846 --> 00:13:33,549 is in with Hillary. 311 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:37,199 They shared the cucumber okay, which was quite sweet. 312 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,319 Thanks. 313 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,299 Well, I'd say any time but, uh... 314 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,719 You have a new job. 315 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,327 I will be back, though. 316 00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:46,195 My wife would love Chatty Wednesdays. 317 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,812 - Love them. - Ah. 318 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,890 Oh! You have a visitor. 319 00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:53,638 He said he knew you, so I let him wait in there. 320 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,640 Oh? Oh. 321 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,735 Pleasure doing business with you. 322 00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:02,083 Bye. 323 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,240 He took the pinny. 324 00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:12,768 - Ugh. - Hey! 325 00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:14,510 He's going to make a bassoon joke. 326 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,458 Is that a bassoon in your hand or are you just pleased to see me? 327 00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:19,255 Would you say that to your son? 328 00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:21,751 When he has his bassoon, sure. 329 00:14:21,813 --> 00:14:25,821 But he's never pleased to see me, so... 330 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,547 It doesn't even make sense. Why would a bassoon in my hand... 331 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:29,948 Like a dick in your hand. 332 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,183 Oh, right so if I was walking towards you with an amputated dick 333 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:33,690 in my hand you'd think I was horny. 334 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:34,925 Well, I'd assume that you had been. 335 00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:37,753 Certainly wouldn't put it past you to chop a dick off. 336 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:40,220 Put the guinea pig down. 337 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,720 - Where is she? - Why? 338 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:45,803 Well, she was meant to have dropped that off 339 00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:48,053 - and she's not at the office. - Oh, I don't know where she is. 340 00:14:48,099 --> 00:14:50,271 So, you just found that, huh? 341 00:14:50,342 --> 00:14:51,439 Hm. 342 00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:52,913 Please don't hurt the guinea pig. 343 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:56,624 I would never hurt the guinea pig. 344 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,162 I wouldn't do that. 345 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,654 Here we go, sweetie. 346 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,705 Come on, here. 347 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:08,409 It's fucking adorable. 348 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,002 Are you sure we should even be talking? 349 00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:12,855 Aren't you supposed to be getting me arrested or something? 350 00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:14,780 Wow. 351 00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:17,863 She really tells you everything, doesn't she, hm? 352 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,160 Cute tables. 353 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:23,043 - Ah, Jesus, Martin. - Fuck off! 354 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,246 You are the problem, you know that? 355 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:35,879 You are the problem in my perfect, awful life. 356 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,746 I haven't seen you in a year. 357 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:42,687 And yet still off she runs, into the night, for you. 358 00:15:44,718 --> 00:15:46,687 I can't even get the woman pregnant. 359 00:15:46,741 --> 00:15:50,359 And then you come in showing off about your miscarriage, 360 00:15:50,423 --> 00:15:52,821 like you didn't even want the one you had. 361 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,800 I was just trying to make her feel better! 362 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,397 - Give me your phone. - No. 363 00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:06,272 Give me your phone. 364 00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:07,303 No! 365 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,273 Is she leaving me? 366 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,389 I hope so. 367 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,488 Don't let her leave me. 368 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:22,502 Don't let her leave me, please. 369 00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:28,906 I hope she doesn't come home tonight. 370 00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:34,718 Ah! Cashmere, cashmere, cashmere! 371 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,714 I will take you down, fucker. 372 00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:39,042 I will take you down, fucker. 373 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,167 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 374 00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:46,386 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 375 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,625 Fuck you! You better start sleeping with a lawyer! 376 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:51,062 I'm already sleeping with a lawyer! 377 00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:53,508 Yeah, lucky lawyer! 378 00:16:55,278 --> 00:16:56,838 Shit! 379 00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,418 I'd better call my lawyer. 380 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,879 You know that feeling when the hot misogynist who might not be 381 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:10,708 a misogynist is turning up at your house for the second time 382 00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:12,966 in 48 hours to give you nine orgasms you don't want, 383 00:17:13,005 --> 00:17:15,134 just to do something to get your head out of the fact the only person 384 00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,901 you want to see in the world is the priest that you... 385 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,468 So, you pick yourself up, cover yourself in coconut oil 386 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,523 and hope he hasn't noticed that you haven't shaved your... 387 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,101 Hey. 388 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,520 Your sister gave me your address. 389 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,955 Are you on your way out? 390 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,879 Oh, no, I just... I just got in. 391 00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,689 I've only got underwear under this coat. 392 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,782 Okay. Can I come in? 393 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,649 Yeah, sure. 394 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,060 - It's nice. - Oh, thank you. 395 00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:52,120 Uh... 396 00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:55,698 Water? 397 00:17:55,762 --> 00:17:58,727 No, thanks, I want to keep a clear head. 398 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,895 Uh, I've changed my mind about the wedding. 399 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:03,603 I can't let them down like that. 400 00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,502 And apparently no-one else will wear the outfit. 401 00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:06,619 Well, that's good of you. 402 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:10,391 - You gonna take off your coat, or...? - Oh... no. No, I'm good. 403 00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,363 I'm a bit chilly. 404 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,480 I sacrificed a lot for this life. 405 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,472 You know? I've given a lot of things up. 406 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,925 Um, so that... 407 00:18:31,801 --> 00:18:33,403 Do you want to get that? 408 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,575 Oh, no. I don't like opening the door to people I don't know. 409 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,713 I'm baaack! 410 00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:43,491 Look if-if... if-if there's someone you need to see 411 00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:45,187 or, or let in, or...? 412 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,210 No, honestly, honestly, it's fine. 413 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,663 When I was a child, I... 414 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:57,959 - Me lady? - I'm just... 415 00:18:58,022 --> 00:19:00,750 I'll just be, um, just... 416 00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:04,799 So, you're in trouble again, huh? 417 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,540 Oh, my God, listen, you can't come in. 418 00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:08,320 Okay! You want to do it on the doorstep? 419 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,592 Uh, no. My priest is here and he really needs some guidance. 420 00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,551 What? Is he okay? 421 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:16,615 No, I'm hoping he's having an emotional crisis. 422 00:19:16,685 --> 00:19:18,414 Shall I wait? You said you wanted to see me? 423 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,930 Yes, I did want to see you, but now I don't want to see you. 424 00:19:21,008 --> 00:19:23,224 Did I do something wrong? You seemed to like what I did? 425 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:24,239 I did. 426 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,263 - I'm really good at it. - Yes, I know you are. Yeah. 427 00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:28,153 - I'm really good at it. - Yeah, I know you are. 428 00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:29,817 - I'm really... - Yeah, yeah, you're really good at it. 429 00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,098 Well, clearly, I'm not? 430 00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:32,199 - If you don't want it? - Oh, for God's sake. 431 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,275 You're the best sex I've ever had. 432 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,424 - What? - You're the best sex I've ever had. 433 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,736 Really? 434 00:19:37,814 --> 00:19:40,413 Honestly, you... you made me cum nine times. 435 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,386 Honestly? 436 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,199 Cool. 437 00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,264 - Do you want me to go? - Yeah. 438 00:19:48,326 --> 00:19:50,857 - I could take this somewhere else. - Okay, good. Good for her. 439 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,071 Nine times. You're a saint. 440 00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:03,832 - I'm sorry that was... - No, it's okay. I won't ask. 441 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:07,118 Nine times? 442 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,585 - I just had to get rid of him. - Sure. 443 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,421 I can't be physical with you. 444 00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:17,226 What, we can't even wrestle? 445 00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:22,391 Well, priests have sex, you know. 446 00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:23,604 A lot of them actually do. 447 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,612 They don't burst into flames, I googled it. 448 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:28,536 I can't have sex with you, because I'll fall in love with you. 449 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:33,082 And if I fall in love with you, I won't burst into flames, but... 450 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:35,920 my life will be fucked. 451 00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,177 We're going to have sex. 452 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,437 - I'm supposed to love one thing. - Oh, my God, we're gonna have sex. 453 00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:44,484 For fuck's sake! Stop that! 454 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,570 I don't think you want to be told what to do at all. 455 00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:52,015 I think you know exactly what you want to do. 456 00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:53,703 If you really wanted to be told what to you do, 457 00:20:53,765 --> 00:20:55,130 you'd be wearing one of these. 458 00:20:55,145 --> 00:20:56,372 Women aren't actually allowed to... 459 00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:58,761 Oh, fuck off, I know! 460 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,320 We're going to have sex, aren't we? 461 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,610 Yeah. 462 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,813 Yeah. 463 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,600 Okay. 464 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,817 Oh! Whoa! Okay. Uh... 465 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:51,865 Listen I had a... 466 00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:54,317 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sh, sh, sh, sh. 467 00:22:25,535 --> 00:22:30,535 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com