1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,759 I leave tomorrow, so... 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:05,000 I can't have sex with you, because I'll fall in love with you. 3 00:00:05,025 --> 00:00:07,588 And if I fall in love with you, I won't burst into flames, 4 00:00:07,613 --> 00:00:09,852 but my life will be fucked. 5 00:00:30,055 --> 00:00:31,535 What? 6 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,345 Mm. 7 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,850 What are you thinking? 8 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,080 I just... 9 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,680 Come on. 10 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,200 - I just... - Come on. 11 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,880 I just can't believe you did that. 12 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,760 I know. 13 00:01:09,922 --> 00:01:12,127 - So good to see you! - We're over the moon. 14 00:01:13,221 --> 00:01:15,399 - Good to see you! Who was that? - Love the shirt. 15 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,799 - Is this the, um... - Don't! 16 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,840 It'll come off. 17 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,319 Thank you. 18 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,759 What's happening with the priest? 19 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,403 - Oh, hi. - Oh! 20 00:01:24,428 --> 00:01:25,639 Nothing. 21 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,370 Ooooh! So good of you to come and get me! 22 00:01:28,395 --> 00:01:30,159 - Get you? - See me! 23 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,839 - Hi, Jake. - Where's Claire? 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,239 Just there. 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,999 Your dad's just down there. 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,519 Nice skirts. 27 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:42,019 Do you need me to say anything emotional about today? 28 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:44,174 - No, no. We're good. - I think we're all right, thanks. 29 00:01:44,199 --> 00:01:45,637 Do you want tequila? I'm going to get one. 30 00:01:45,662 --> 00:01:47,097 - Hi. - Hi! Nice to... 31 00:01:47,122 --> 00:01:48,879 How was Klare? 32 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,559 Well, he's crazy about me. 33 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,688 - So, that's a nightmare. - Nightmare. 34 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,559 He's back to Finland today, anyway, which is good. 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,745 - It's fine, it's totally fine. - Sounds like it's fine. 36 00:01:56,799 --> 00:01:58,143 It is. 37 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,399 It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it? 38 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,999 I'm afraid so. 39 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,279 This is my very interesting friend Daniel, who's deaf. 40 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,319 I picked him up at a student gallery opening. 41 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,559 Utterly fascinating. 42 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,919 Can't hear a thing, 43 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,563 but is a fabulous physical communicator through hands and lips. 44 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,243 Oh, I love that! 45 00:02:19,688 --> 00:02:23,479 And this is my extraordinary friend Francine, she's a lesbian. 46 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:27,487 And this is Asif, my bisexual, Syrian refugee friend, 47 00:02:27,512 --> 00:02:29,043 who you haven't actually met yet, darling. 48 00:02:29,098 --> 00:02:32,342 And, Asif, this is, um... 49 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,535 Oh, my God. 50 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,170 This is... this is... 51 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:40,135 God, how extraordinary. I just, I always call you darling. 52 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,000 This is the love of my life! 53 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,319 Hi. 54 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,999 Is there somewhere I can put this? 55 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,916 We said no presents! Oh, you're such a sweetheart. 56 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:52,679 She's a natural rule breaker. 57 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,359 Not today! 58 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,537 Ah, well I've been trying to get rid of it for ages. 59 00:02:56,562 --> 00:02:58,482 Oh! 60 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,479 Thank you. 61 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,879 I'm going to open it over a bin, 62 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,840 so I've got somewhere to put the paper. 63 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,120 Um, come with me! 64 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,901 Uh, are you short on staff or where, do you need me, or...? 65 00:03:14,926 --> 00:03:18,639 No, I just wondered if you had a little show planned? 66 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,599 - What? - Well, you normally do. 67 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,724 And I wondered if there was anything 68 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:25,199 I might need to know about, that might happen later? 69 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,519 No. 70 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,719 Good. 71 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,159 Well, let me know if you change your mind. 72 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,679 Because today is the most important day of my life 73 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,519 and I love your father very much. 74 00:03:35,544 --> 00:03:37,356 And I imagine you'd rather have me 75 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,959 looking after him in the years to come 76 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,799 than having to do it yourself. 77 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,720 So... no more miscarriages. 78 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,639 It's worth a lot. 79 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,680 So... 80 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,040 Thank you. 81 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,080 I'll go and put her straight back on her shelf. 82 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,599 Do you know, I often thought it strange that of all my pieces 83 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,159 you chose to take her. 84 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,360 Why? 85 00:04:18,385 --> 00:04:20,265 She was based on your mother. 86 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:26,120 So nice to have her back in the house. 87 00:04:36,336 --> 00:04:38,899 - Oh! Oh, God. Fuck, you're here. - Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus. 88 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:41,319 I thought you were a fox. You're not. 89 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,559 No, are you? I didn't know you were... 90 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,799 No, no, I'm fine, sorry. 91 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,719 No, I just didn't want to, I'm practising the homily. 92 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,381 - How's it going? - Not good, not good. I can't, I can't... 93 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,320 You look lovely. 94 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,919 Thank you. So do you. 95 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,039 Wait till you see me in the full shebang, you're going to lose 96 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,800 your fucking mind. 97 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,848 We just need to get through this bit and then we can... 98 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,455 - We can... - Yeah. 99 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:18,174 - Better get changed. - Yeah, good luck. 100 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,399 Oh, my God. 101 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,479 What? 102 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,719 - You have lipstick all over... - Oh, fucking hell. 103 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,533 That would not look good, has it gone? 104 00:05:36,558 --> 00:05:37,879 Where? 105 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,839 Oh, fucking hell. 106 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,719 I don't know, I don't know... 107 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,120 Oh, I don't know what this feeling is. 108 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,959 Is it God or is it me? 109 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,400 I don't know. 110 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,160 I don't know. 111 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,760 Fuck you, then. 112 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,719 Where's your priest? 113 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,799 I don't know. 114 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,599 You okay? 115 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,879 Yes, well, um... 116 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,642 I hate my husband and the man I love is on his way to Finland, 117 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:24,535 so pretty weird. 118 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,430 Oh! Way to upstage the bride! 119 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,119 Tried my best. 120 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,814 Cute dress. 121 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,239 Oh, look. Woooo! 122 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,688 This is our very chic priest. 123 00:06:35,713 --> 00:06:37,119 Oh, good, I was aiming for chic. 124 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,706 - It's particularly good around the... - Thank you. 125 00:06:39,731 --> 00:06:42,159 - Father, you remember Martin. - Hey, how you doing, man? 126 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,399 Bit nervous, Martin. 127 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,959 - And you know Jake. - Yes, hello, Jake. How are you? 128 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,287 And this is my very interesting friend Lucy, 129 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:49,535 who is a surrogate. 130 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,355 - Hello. - Oh, weird. 131 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:53,287 And this is my unstable step-daughter, 132 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,119 who's had a miscarriage. 133 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,790 - Nice to see you again. - You too. 134 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:58,079 But you knew that, you were there. 135 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,159 It was my miscarriage. 136 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,487 What? 137 00:07:01,512 --> 00:07:03,960 It was my fucking miscarriage. 138 00:07:05,854 --> 00:07:08,199 Yes, I thought you'd find that funny. 139 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,487 How interesting. 140 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,845 She was just covering for me. 141 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,024 What, we were pregnant? 142 00:07:13,049 --> 00:07:15,727 - For a few weeks, yes. - It was my baby? 143 00:07:15,798 --> 00:07:16,984 Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage? 144 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:18,199 No, sorry. 145 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,844 Wait, what the fuck is going on here? 146 00:07:19,869 --> 00:07:21,399 I-It was, it was my baby? 147 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,079 I guess it was your baby's way of saying 148 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,407 it didn't want you as it's father. 149 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,474 Like a goldfish out of the bowl sort of thing. 150 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:30,460 Ohh! 151 00:07:30,485 --> 00:07:31,836 Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage, 152 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,458 could you take it to the kitchen, please? 153 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,399 No! Don't follow me, Jake. 154 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,720 Oh, and this is over. 155 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,519 You're leaving me. 156 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,839 - No, no, no. - Yes! 157 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,919 Are you drunk? 158 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,479 - Yes. - Are you sober? 159 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,119 A bit. Could you just fuck off? 160 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,221 - Oh, absolutely not! - Okay, no, no. I'm staying right here. 161 00:08:03,656 --> 00:08:04,775 I want you to leave me. 162 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,586 Listen to me, I just, I have... 163 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,879 I think he has a little speech. 164 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,439 I have a little speech that's building here. 165 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:15,239 Now, I know you look at me and you see a bad man with a big beard. 166 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,239 You are an alcoholic and you tried it on with my sister. 167 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,599 Fine. 168 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,816 I tried to kiss your sister on her birthday. 169 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,621 My birthday! 170 00:08:23,691 --> 00:08:27,128 Fine! I mix up birthdays and I have an alcohol problem, 171 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:29,519 just like everyone else in this fucking country. 172 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,239 But I am here and I do things. 173 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,959 I pick up Jake up from shit, I make dessert for Easter, 174 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,959 I organise the downstairs toilet, I fired the humming cleaner. 175 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,359 - You enjoyed that. - I hoover the car. 176 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,839 I put up all your certificates 177 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,585 and I don't make you feel guilty for not having sex with me. 178 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,119 I am not a bad guy! 179 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,399 I just have a bad personality, it's not my fault. 180 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,599 Some people are born with fucked personalities. 181 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,919 Look at Jake. 182 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,004 He is so creepy, it's not his fault! 183 00:09:01,029 --> 00:09:02,759 Why the bassoon! 184 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,392 You want to know what the bassoon is! 185 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,627 It's a cry for help! 186 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,880 The main fucking problem here is that you don't like me. 187 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,959 And that has been breaking my fucking heart for 11 years. 188 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,413 I love you. 189 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:26,973 I make you laugh. 190 00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:28,879 I'm a douche, but I make you laugh. 191 00:09:28,928 --> 00:09:31,520 You said that that was the most important thing! 192 00:09:40,354 --> 00:09:43,409 I think the thing that you hate the most about yourself 193 00:09:43,434 --> 00:09:46,200 is that you actually love me. 194 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,341 So, I am not going to leave you, 195 00:09:55,400 --> 00:10:00,320 until you are down on your knees begging me. 196 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,840 Please, leave me. 197 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,880 Oh, man. 198 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,200 I didn't think you'd do that in that dress. 199 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,720 Right. Well... 200 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,606 I guess the only thing left for me to say is... 201 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,372 Fuck you. 202 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,083 Fuck you. 203 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,839 What have you done with him? 204 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,639 - Who? - Your father. 205 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,919 The wedding is about the start and no-one can find him anywhere. 206 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,759 - Um... - Can you do something? 207 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,959 Please. 208 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,240 Please. 209 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,880 Please! 210 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,320 - Garden. Okay. - Upstairs. 211 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,720 Dad? 212 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,138 Dad. 213 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,640 I can't get out. 214 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,949 Okay, Dad, you can. 215 00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:07,567 I can't! It's a trap. 216 00:12:07,592 --> 00:12:08,699 I'm stuck. 217 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:10,441 - No, Dad... - I just, there's nothing I can do. 218 00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:11,816 everyone will understand. 219 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:13,399 Just give them all a bottle to take home. 220 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,479 Honestly, they, they'll be relieved. 221 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,599 My foot... is stuck. 222 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,039 Oh. 223 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,399 Everyone will understand? 224 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,560 Um... 225 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,200 W-Will you help me, please? 226 00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:31,208 - How is it stuck...? - J-Just help me get it out. 227 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,980 I'm gonna be in so much trouble. 228 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,183 What are you doing up here? 229 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,674 I... I just remembered that I'd left a... 230 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,995 a friendly mouse trap up here a few weeks ago 231 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,143 and I hadn't checked it. 232 00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:45,284 And I just wanted to make sure that one little chap hadn't got, uh, 233 00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:48,440 trapped in it and was, uh, was suffocating up here. 234 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,319 I think I've worked out what we need to do. 235 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,639 Let's... Let's do it. 236 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,680 Do it. 237 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,639 Darling. 238 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,999 I'll do it if you tell me why you're up here. 239 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,119 Just one honest answer. 240 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,519 I... What, what? I, I don't think... 241 00:13:11,544 --> 00:13:12,984 One full sentence. 242 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,321 I was checking on the mouse. 243 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,280 Dad? 244 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,248 Do you want to make a run for it? I can smuggle you out 245 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,720 - in one of mum's dresses. - You would, as well. 246 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:33,466 Look, I-I know she's not... 247 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,280 everyone's cup of tea. 248 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,919 And neither are you, darling. 249 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:47,030 I mean, I'm sorry, I love you, but I'm not sure that I like you... 250 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,522 All the time. 251 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,279 Sorry. 252 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,800 Hey, you created this monster. 253 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,849 You're not the way you are because of me. 254 00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:57,239 I know. 255 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,653 You're the way you are because of her. 256 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,760 And it's those bits that you need to cling to. 257 00:14:07,822 --> 00:14:10,119 Right, can you get my shoe out? 258 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,679 I just want you all to be proud of me. 259 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,359 We are proud of you, Dad. 260 00:14:16,412 --> 00:14:18,350 You have two daughters who love you, 261 00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:19,473 even if you don't like them. 262 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,764 I like Claire. 263 00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:23,760 Jesus, Dad! 264 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,679 Thank you. 265 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,440 Okay. 266 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,706 Come on. 267 00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:36,922 I-I don't think I can. 268 00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:39,239 Come on. Buck up. 269 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,840 Smiles, charm, off we go. 270 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,719 I think you know how to love better than any of us. 271 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,862 That's why you find it all so painful. 272 00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:00,478 I don't find it painful. 273 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,119 They're there. 274 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,960 Okay, go, go, go, go. 275 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,888 Okay, Dad. 276 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,138 No, no, no. Stay with me. 277 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,360 Stay. 278 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,433 Darling! 279 00:15:52,474 --> 00:15:54,019 Oh, sorry. 280 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,399 Good afternoon, everybody. 281 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,639 Thank you for coming today, to celebrate the love between 282 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,239 these two very special people. 283 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,036 Before we start, uh, Jake has asked to play another piece 284 00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,169 on his bassoon. 285 00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:19,955 I can't do this reading. 286 00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:22,144 - Don't do it. - What? 287 00:16:22,169 --> 00:16:23,608 I'll do it. 288 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,258 - You go and get him. - I can't go and get him. 289 00:16:26,283 --> 00:16:28,584 - Why not? - It's too late. 290 00:16:28,609 --> 00:16:30,719 I can't leave my father's wedding. 291 00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:33,537 He's called "Klare" for God's sake 292 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,547 and he's already at the airport, anyway. 293 00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:36,971 Well, there you go. 294 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,279 Is it running through the airport kind of love? 295 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,700 I'm not going to the airport. 296 00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:42,536 - He'd think I was insane. - Yeah. 297 00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:44,381 - I'm just saying... - The airport. 298 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,592 How would I even find him? 299 00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:47,598 You can't get through security without a boarding pass. 300 00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:49,710 - No, I wasn't suggesting... - I'd have to buy a dummy ticket 301 00:16:49,735 --> 00:16:51,039 just to get through the gate. 302 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,359 I don't know when his flight is or which terminal. 303 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,670 Imagine if I knew that. 304 00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:57,199 Imagine him finding out I knew all that. 305 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,702 Imagine if he was just in Boots buying a pair of tweezers 306 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,981 in Terminal 5 and suddenly I was there, 307 00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,199 "Hello, Klare." 308 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,577 Yeah, okay, that would be intense. 309 00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:08,640 The only person I'd run through an airport for is you. 310 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,913 Thank you, Jake, for that beautiful bassoon piece. 311 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,519 Uh, written especially for today. 312 00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:23,919 I believe it's called... 313 00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,718 "Where's Claire?" 314 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,914 I think what you guys are doing is amazing. 315 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,000 Sorry. 316 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,199 Oh! Fuck me. 317 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,439 I'm sorry, didn't get much sleep last night. 318 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,532 So, it turns out it's quite hard to come up with something 319 00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:46,430 original to say about love. 320 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,920 But I've had a go. 321 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,520 Love is awful! 322 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,439 It's awful. 323 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:03,920 It's painful. It's frightening. 324 00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:07,679 Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. 325 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:11,175 Distance yourself from the other people in your life. 326 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,919 Makes you selfish. 327 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,279 Makes you creepy! 328 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,359 Makes you obsessed with your hair. 329 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,039 Makes you cruel! 330 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,178 Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! 331 00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:22,759 There's something wrong with your priest. 332 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,839 It's all any of us want and it's hell when we get there! 333 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,960 So, no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own. 334 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,325 I was taught if we're born with love, 335 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,519 then life is about choosing the right place to put it. 336 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,999 People talk about that a lot. 337 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,279 It "feeling right". "When it feels right it's easy." 338 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,000 But I'm not sure that's true. 339 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:46,352 It takes strength to know what's right. 340 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:58,464 And love isn't something that weak people do. 341 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,120 Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. 342 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,120 I think what they mean is... 343 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,800 when you find somebody that you love... 344 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,720 it feels like hope. 345 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:32,839 Go out the side way, now. 346 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,692 So, thank you for bringing us all together here today. 347 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,273 To take words from this book of love, 348 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,203 be strong and take heart, 349 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,120 all you who hope in the Lord. 350 00:19:59,623 --> 00:20:02,912 Um, let's get on with the big bit. 351 00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:17,359 Oh, there you are. 352 00:20:17,414 --> 00:20:18,694 Hi. 353 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,010 Fuck it. 354 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,465 Thank you. 355 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,560 And thank you. 356 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,887 Oh, the, uh, the priest is looking for you. 357 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,824 Oh? 358 00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:56,590 Don't break his heart. 359 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,654 - Oh, thank you so much. - Hiya. 360 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,801 - Oh, are you leaving? - Oh, actually, well, 361 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:05,365 I thought you were... 362 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,192 - I was changing. - Oh, yeah. 363 00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:09,519 What do you do? Do you get the, get the bus or...? 364 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,599 Yeah, I get the bus. 365 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,239 - On the road? - Just on the road. 366 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,668 - I go on the bus. - Cool. 367 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:16,379 - Well, bye, my daughter. - Okay. 368 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,324 Bye, Father. 369 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:21,219 Bye, Father. 370 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,628 - Goodbye. - Bye. 371 00:21:42,446 --> 00:21:45,063 You nailed it. 372 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,828 They always lie, it'll magically come in a minute. 373 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,920 Yeah. 374 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,359 They're really into each other, those two, it's nice. 375 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,562 They really pulled it off. 376 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,680 Was your sister okay? 377 00:22:05,704 --> 00:22:07,414 - She seemed a bit on edge. - Yeah, she... she had to run off... 378 00:22:07,439 --> 00:22:09,998 - ... to a work thing. - Wow, dedicated! 379 00:22:10,023 --> 00:22:11,615 Addicted. 380 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:27,780 It's God, isn't it? 381 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,960 Yeah. 382 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,360 Damn. 383 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,400 Damn. 384 00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:47,966 You know, the worst thing is... 385 00:22:49,724 --> 00:22:51,787 that I fucking love you. 386 00:22:56,353 --> 00:22:57,900 I love you. 387 00:23:00,085 --> 00:23:01,884 No, no, don't. 388 00:23:01,909 --> 00:23:04,789 No, let's just leave that out there just for a second on its own. 389 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,760 I love you. 390 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,840 It'll pass. 391 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,867 - This bus is not magically coming. - I think I'll walk. 392 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,621 Okay. 393 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,349 Uh, see you Sunday? 394 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,911 I'm joking. You're never ever allowed in my church again. 395 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,156 I love you, too. 396 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,600 Okay. 397 00:24:48,944 --> 00:24:50,489 He went that way. 398 00:26:16,271 --> 00:26:21,271 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com