1 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:03,469 Wait. Does he eat chalk? 2 00:00:04,789 --> 00:00:07,749 I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. 3 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:10,870 Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 4 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:13,669 It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 5 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:15,350 Sounds like a date to me. 6 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:20,829 I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria, 7 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:24,230 and I realize I'm totally naked. 8 00:00:24,549 --> 00:00:26,109 - Yeah. - I've had that dream. 9 00:00:26,189 --> 00:00:30,029 Then I look down and I realize there is a phone 10 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:32,469 there. 11 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:35,189 - Instead of… - That's right! 12 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:36,990 - That one, I've never had. - No. 13 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,629 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 14 00:00:41,269 --> 00:00:42,829 And it turns out it's my mother. 15 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:48,629 Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 16 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:55,269 Hi. 17 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:59,269 This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself. 18 00:00:59,669 --> 00:01:00,669 Are you okay, sweetie? 19 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:04,430 I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, 20 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:07,029 pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck. 21 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,310 Cookie? 22 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:12,069 Carol moved her stuff out today. 23 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:14,749 - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 24 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:22,670 No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 25 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:25,949 Just leave my aura alone, okay? 26 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:30,830 I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy. 27 00:01:30,909 --> 00:01:32,229 - No, you don't. - No, I don't. 28 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:33,990 To hell with her. She left me! 29 00:01:35,069 --> 00:01:36,870 And you never knew she was a lesbian. 30 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:42,029 No! Okay? 31 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,670 Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 32 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:49,909 She didn't know. How should I know? 33 00:01:51,789 --> 00:01:54,229 Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 34 00:01:55,909 --> 00:01:57,710 Did I say that out loud? 35 00:01:59,629 --> 00:02:03,629 All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 36 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:07,789 You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? 37 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,749 Strip joints! 38 00:02:11,949 --> 00:02:14,390 Come on, you're single. Have some hormones. 39 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,229 See, but I don't want to be single, okay? 40 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,629 I just wanna be married again. 41 00:02:23,749 --> 00:02:26,189 And I just want a million dollars! 42 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:28,990 Rachel? 43 00:02:29,069 --> 00:02:31,749 Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God! 44 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:33,270 I went to your building 45 00:02:33,349 --> 00:02:37,029 and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are. 46 00:02:37,349 --> 00:02:40,629 - Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf. 47 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:45,189 Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 48 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:48,390 This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe, and Joey. 49 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,110 And remember my brother, Ross? 50 00:02:50,189 --> 00:02:51,349 - Sure! - Hey. 51 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,189 - Hi. - Oh, God. 52 00:03:00,949 --> 00:03:04,110 So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 53 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:11,229 Oh, God! It started about a half-hour before the wedding. 54 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,710 I was in this room with all the presents, 55 00:03:13,789 --> 00:03:15,629 and I was looking at this gravy boat. 56 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:19,069 This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 57 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:20,990 When all of a sudden… Sweet 'N Low? 58 00:03:21,069 --> 00:03:26,790 I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. 59 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:30,189 Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: 60 00:03:30,269 --> 00:03:33,149 How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 61 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,870 I always knew he looked familiar, but… 62 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:41,670 Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering: 63 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:45,550 "Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?" 64 00:03:45,629 --> 00:03:47,470 Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, 65 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:49,509 and I know you and I have drifted apart, 66 00:03:49,589 --> 00:03:52,949 but you're the only person I know in the city. 67 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,829 Who wasn't invited to the wedding. 68 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:57,589 I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue. 69 00:04:11,269 --> 00:04:13,509 I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ, 70 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:16,110 and she's really not happy about it. 71 00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:21,389 Daddy, I just… I can't marry him. I'm sorry. 72 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:23,870 I just don't love him. 73 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:26,829 It matters to me. 74 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:32,589 She should not be wearing those pants. 75 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:39,230 - I say push her down the stairs. - Push her down the stairs! 76 00:04:43,069 --> 00:04:45,110 Come on, Daddy, listen to me! 77 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:51,790 It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!" 78 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:55,069 Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe? 79 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:59,110 What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?" 80 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:04,629 I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat. It's a metaphor, Daddy! 81 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,310 You can see where he'd have trouble. 82 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:13,949 Look, Daddy, it's my life. 83 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,589 Maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 84 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:23,870 I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 85 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,910 Maybe that's my decision. 86 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:30,430 Maybe I don't need your money. 87 00:05:30,509 --> 00:05:32,589 Wait! I said maybe! 88 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:43,949 Okay. Just breathe, that's it. Just try to think of nice, calm things. 89 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:47,829 Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 90 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:52,189 Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 91 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:55,790 La la la something With string 92 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,949 I'm all better now. 93 00:05:59,749 --> 00:06:01,110 I helped. 94 00:06:03,269 --> 00:06:05,430 Look, this is probably for the best, you know? 95 00:06:05,829 --> 00:06:08,389 Independence. Taking control of your life. 96 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:12,709 And if you need anything, you can always come to Joey. 97 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:16,189 Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And he's away a lot. 98 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:20,509 Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day. 99 00:06:20,829 --> 00:06:23,069 What? Like there's a rule or something? 100 00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:28,310 Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 101 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,629 - It's Paul. - Buzz him in. 102 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,230 - Who's Paul? - Paul, the wine guy, Paul? 103 00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:34,709 Maybe. 104 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:37,870 Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy? 105 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:39,749 - He finally asked you out? - Yes. 106 00:06:39,829 --> 00:06:41,470 This is a "Dear Diary" moment. 107 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:46,509 - Rach, wait, I can cancel. - Please, no. Go, I'll be fine. 108 00:06:46,589 --> 00:06:50,069 Ross, are you okay? Do you want me to stay? 109 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:52,949 That'd be good. 110 00:06:53,389 --> 00:06:56,910 - Really? - No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy. 111 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:06,030 Hi, come in. Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul. 112 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:07,829 Paul, the wine guy. 113 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:10,149 - Wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. 114 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,350 Paul, was it? 115 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,350 - Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. - Okay. 116 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:21,310 I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 117 00:07:23,829 --> 00:07:25,550 So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight? 118 00:07:26,149 --> 00:07:30,149 I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, 119 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:31,430 so, nothing. 120 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,349 Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 121 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:39,630 God. No. Although, Aruba. This time of year? 122 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,829 Talk about your… 123 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,390 big lizards. 124 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:50,630 Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, 125 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:53,510 Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 126 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:55,709 Yes, and we're very excited about it. 127 00:07:57,030 --> 00:08:00,270 Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. 128 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,630 - It's been a long day. - Sure. Okay. Sure. 129 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:05,750 - Pheebs, you wanna help? - I wish I could, but I don't want to. 130 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:18,030 I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things 131 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:20,709 using a bunch of these little worm guys. 132 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:26,550 I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever, 133 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:29,510 and I cannot feel my legs. 134 00:08:31,109 --> 00:08:35,109 - What's this? - I have no idea. 135 00:08:36,989 --> 00:08:39,229 - Done with the bookcase. - All finished. 136 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,709 This was Carol's favorite beer. 137 00:08:46,469 --> 00:08:49,109 She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. 138 00:08:49,189 --> 00:08:51,670 Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question. 139 00:08:52,189 --> 00:08:55,829 She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. 140 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,949 - What did you get? - You guys. 141 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:01,150 - Oh, God. - You got screwed. 142 00:09:01,589 --> 00:09:05,150 - Oh, my God. - I know. I'm such an idiot. 143 00:09:05,949 --> 00:09:06,989 I should've caught on 144 00:09:07,069 --> 00:09:10,390 when she went to the dentist four and five times a week. 145 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:12,670 How clean can teeth get? 146 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,150 My brother's going through that. He's such a mess. 147 00:09:15,229 --> 00:09:16,949 How did you get through it? 148 00:09:17,030 --> 00:09:20,469 He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. 149 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:22,150 - Say her… - Leg? 150 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,989 That's one way of going through it, yeah. 151 00:09:24,589 --> 00:09:25,989 Me, I went for the watch. 152 00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:28,229 You actually broke her watch? 153 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:31,790 Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 154 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:35,989 You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, 155 00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:37,069 but it isn't. 156 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:39,630 It isn't, it's about me. And I… 157 00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:49,310 Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway… 158 00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:52,550 You know what's scary? 159 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,150 What if there's only one woman for everybody? 160 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:58,510 What if you get one woman, and that's it? 161 00:09:58,589 --> 00:10:02,910 Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her. 162 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:05,790 What are you talking about? One woman. 163 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:10,949 That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. 164 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:14,229 Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. 165 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:19,030 There's Rocky Road and Cookie Dough and Bing Cherry Vanilla. 166 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:23,910 You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream. 167 00:10:24,229 --> 00:10:26,869 This is the best thing that ever happened to you. 168 00:10:26,949 --> 00:10:29,630 You got married. You were like, what, 8? 169 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:35,510 Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon. 170 00:10:35,589 --> 00:10:37,949 I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 171 00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:39,949 Then stay out of my freezer. 172 00:10:43,390 --> 00:10:45,869 Ever since she walked out on me, I… 173 00:10:46,989 --> 00:10:48,949 What? 174 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:50,989 You wanna spell it out with noodles? 175 00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:54,349 No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation. 176 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:58,030 So there's gonna be a fifth date? 177 00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:01,310 Isn't there? 178 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,390 Yeah. I think there is. 179 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,189 What were you gonna say? 180 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,390 Well… 181 00:11:11,589 --> 00:11:13,630 Ever since she left me, 182 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:18,670 I haven't been able to perform sexually. 183 00:11:22,109 --> 00:11:23,670 Oh, God! I am so… 184 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,109 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 185 00:11:25,189 --> 00:11:28,310 Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. 186 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,790 How long? 187 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:33,510 Two years. 188 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:38,430 I'm glad you smashed her watch. 189 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:43,790 So you still think you might want that fifth date? 190 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:47,829 Yeah. 191 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,869 Yeah, I do. 192 00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:54,229 I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband. 193 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,829 - Do you take Joanie… - See. 194 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:02,829 But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference. 195 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,630 "Grab a spoon." 196 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:08,349 Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? 197 00:12:09,069 --> 00:12:11,550 Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you? 198 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:15,030 Here's the thing. 199 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:19,430 Even if I could get it together enough to ask a woman out 200 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,390 who am I gonna ask? 201 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,310 Isn't this amazing? 202 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,709 I have never made coffee before in my life. 203 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,310 - That is amazing. - Congratulations. 204 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,390 While you're on a roll, 205 00:12:51,469 --> 00:12:54,829 if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something… 206 00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:00,949 Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning. 207 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:03,270 - Good morning. - Good morning. 208 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,829 - Morning. - Morning. 209 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:07,949 - Morning. - Morning, Paul. 210 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:11,030 - Hello, Paul. - Hi. Paul, is it? 211 00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:17,790 I had a really great time last night. 212 00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:19,589 Thank you. Thank you so much. 213 00:13:20,349 --> 00:13:22,229 - We'll talk later, okay? - Yeah. 214 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,670 Thank you. 215 00:13:34,949 --> 00:13:36,469 That wasn't a real date. 216 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:40,949 What the hell do you do on a real date? 217 00:13:41,869 --> 00:13:44,189 - Shut up and put my table back. - Okay. 218 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,270 All right, kids, I gotta get to work. 219 00:13:47,349 --> 00:13:51,670 If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference. 220 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,510 So, like, you guys all have jobs? 221 00:13:58,349 --> 00:14:02,150 Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff. 222 00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:07,910 - Yeah, I'm an actor. - Would I have seen you in anything? 223 00:14:07,989 --> 00:14:10,349 I doubt it. Mostly regional work. 224 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,790 Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio. 225 00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:16,469 "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy." 226 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:22,910 - I will not take this abuse. - You're right. I'm sorry. 227 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:25,910 Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy 228 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,270 So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay? 229 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,469 Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. 230 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,949 I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. 231 00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:47,349 I know. He's just so… 232 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,150 Remember you and Tony De Marco? 233 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:52,869 - Yeah. - It's like that. With feelings. 234 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:56,430 Are you in trouble! 235 00:14:57,150 --> 00:15:00,869 Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work, 236 00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:02,709 and not think about him all day. 237 00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:06,109 Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. 238 00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:08,390 - Wish me luck! - What for? 239 00:15:08,469 --> 00:15:11,550 I'm gonna go get one of those job things. 240 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,869 - Hey, Monica. - Hey, Franny. Welcome back. 241 00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:24,869 - How was Florida? - You had sex, didn't you? 242 00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,150 How do you do that? 243 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:32,270 - So, who? - You know Paul? 244 00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,469 Paul, the wine guy? 245 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,989 Yeah, I know Paul. 246 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:41,030 You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul? 247 00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:43,390 Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. 248 00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:47,349 Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. 249 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,910 Of course it was a line. 250 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:56,069 Why? Why would anybody do something like that? 251 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:59,349 We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: 252 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,189 "To get you into bed." 253 00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:03,869 Is it me? 254 00:16:03,949 --> 00:16:07,429 Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs, 255 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:10,149 and men with severe emotional problems can hear? 256 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,990 All right, come here. Give me your feet. 257 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,270 I just thought he was nice, you know? 258 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,190 I can't believe you didn't know it was a line. 259 00:16:30,829 --> 00:16:31,909 Guess what. 260 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,790 - You got a job? - Are you kidding? 261 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,389 I'm trained for nothing. 262 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,270 I was laughed out of 12 interviews today. 263 00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:40,950 Yet you're surprisingly upbeat. 264 00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,230 You would be too 265 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,510 if you found Joan and David boots on sale 50 percent off. 266 00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:48,069 How well you know me. 267 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,349 They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents. 268 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,310 I've got great boots" boots. 269 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,750 - How'd you pay for them? - Credit card. 270 00:16:58,349 --> 00:16:59,869 And who pays for that? 271 00:17:00,589 --> 00:17:02,510 My father. 272 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:07,069 You can't live off your parents your whole life. 273 00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:09,710 I know that. That's why I was getting married. 274 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,190 Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time. 275 00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:15,790 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 276 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,550 I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14. 277 00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:21,470 My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison. 278 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,589 And I got here, and I didn't know anybody. 279 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,589 I ended up living with this albino guy 280 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,389 who was cleaning windshields outside Port Authority. 281 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,389 And then he killed himself. 282 00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,069 And then I found aromatherapy. 283 00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:35,429 So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 284 00:17:39,069 --> 00:17:41,629 The word you're looking for is: 285 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,429 "Anyway…" 286 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,629 All right. You ready? 287 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,270 - I don't think so. - Come on. 288 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:54,990 - Cut. - Cut. 289 00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:58,869 - Hey. - All right. 290 00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:03,109 Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it. 291 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,109 That's it. You gonna crash on the couch? 292 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:17,470 - No. No, I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay? 293 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,909 Yeah. 294 00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,710 Look what I just found on the floor. 295 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,990 - What? - That's Paul's watch. 296 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:29,750 You can just put it back where you found it. 297 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:34,190 Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody. 298 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,349 Good night. 299 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,389 - Sorry. - No. Go. 300 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,429 - No, have it, really. - Split it? 301 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,629 - Okay. - Okay. 302 00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:54,550 Thanks. 303 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,550 You probably didn't know this, 304 00:18:56,629 --> 00:19:00,030 but back in high school I had a major crush on you. 305 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:02,750 I knew. 306 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,389 You did? 307 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,909 I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. 308 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:10,909 I did. 309 00:19:16,069 --> 00:19:17,909 Listen, do you think… 310 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,270 And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here. 311 00:19:23,349 --> 00:19:26,990 Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe? 312 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,950 Yeah. 313 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,629 Maybe. 314 00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:34,349 Okay. 315 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:41,270 Okay, maybe I will. 316 00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:47,109 - Good night. - Good night. 317 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,750 See you. 318 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,710 Wait. What's with you? 319 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,470 I just grabbed a spoon. 320 00:20:18,389 --> 00:20:19,710 Can't believe what I'm hearing. 321 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,710 I can't believe What I'm hearing here 322 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,829 - What? I said you had… - What? I said you had… 323 00:20:24,909 --> 00:20:27,510 - Would you stop? - Was I doing it again? 324 00:20:27,589 --> 00:20:28,710 Yes. 325 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,069 Would anybody like more coffee? 326 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,389 Did you make it or are you just serving it? 327 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:39,550 - I'm just serving it. - I'll have a cup of coffee. 328 00:20:40,069 --> 00:20:44,149 Kids, new dream. I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.