1 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,299 What you guys don't understand is 2 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:41,579 for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 3 00:00:41,659 --> 00:00:43,300 Yeah, right. 4 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:48,700 - You serious? - Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:51,179 Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 6 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,300 Absolutely. 7 00:00:52,379 --> 00:00:55,339 Yeah, I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act. 8 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:57,859 It's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through, 9 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:00,019 before Pink Floyd comes out. 10 00:01:03,219 --> 00:01:06,539 Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian. 11 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:11,059 It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket. 12 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,779 See, the problem is, though, 13 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:17,379 after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, 14 00:01:17,459 --> 00:01:20,699 you girls are always looking for the comedian again. 15 00:01:21,019 --> 00:01:23,019 We're in the car, we're fighting traffic, 16 00:01:23,099 --> 00:01:25,659 basically just trying to stay awake. 17 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,540 Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. 18 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,620 Otherwise, you're gonna find yourself 19 00:01:32,699 --> 00:01:35,099 sitting at home listening to that album alone. 20 00:01:39,779 --> 00:01:41,900 Are we still talking about sex? 21 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:39,660 No, it's good. It's just that, doesn't she seem a little angry? 22 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,579 She has issues. 23 00:02:43,299 --> 00:02:44,859 Does she? 24 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:46,899 He's out banging other women over the head with a club, 25 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:50,859 while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet. 26 00:02:51,179 --> 00:02:54,019 Marsha, see, these are cave people. 27 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,260 Okay, they have issues like: 28 00:02:57,579 --> 00:03:01,260 "Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close." See? 29 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,699 Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? 30 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:06,459 - No. - Yes, it is. Carol, hi. 31 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:07,940 Okay. Yes. Yes, it is. 32 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:10,419 How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age? 33 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,419 - Hi. - Hi. 34 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,820 So… 35 00:03:35,699 --> 00:03:37,380 You look great. 36 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:39,220 I hate that. 37 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,500 Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. 38 00:03:43,579 --> 00:03:46,299 In here, anyone who 39 00:03:47,899 --> 00:03:49,019 stands erect… 40 00:03:52,419 --> 00:03:54,299 - So, what's new? Still a… - A lesbian? 41 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:55,820 Well… 42 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,260 You never know. 43 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:00,419 How's… How's the family? 44 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:03,100 Marty's still totally paranoid. 45 00:04:03,179 --> 00:04:06,060 - And… - Carol, why are you here, Carol? 46 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,019 - I'm pregnant. - Pregnant. 47 00:04:17,419 --> 00:04:20,579 Looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all. 48 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:23,139 I think this is the episode of Three's Company, 49 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,820 where's there's some kind of misunderstanding. 50 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,459 Then I've already seen this one. 51 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,980 Are you through with that? Thanks. 52 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,299 Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 53 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,459 - Whose little ball of paper is this? - That would be mine. 54 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:43,419 See, I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. 55 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,739 So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. 56 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,780 She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you already fluffed… 57 00:04:50,859 --> 00:04:51,859 But it's fine. 58 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:56,859 I'm sorry. I don't want to give them any more ammunition than they have. 59 00:04:56,939 --> 00:04:58,859 Yes, we know how cruel a parent can be 60 00:04:58,939 --> 00:05:01,859 about the flatness of a child's pillow. 61 00:05:02,499 --> 00:05:03,580 Monica? Hi. 62 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:07,660 Monica, you're scaring me. 63 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:12,580 You're, like, all chaotic and twirly. 64 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,739 Not in a good way. 65 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,859 Yeah, calm down. 66 00:05:16,939 --> 00:05:20,020 You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly 67 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,220 every time they come. 68 00:05:21,299 --> 00:05:25,100 That's because, as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. 69 00:05:25,179 --> 00:05:27,259 You see, he's the prince. 70 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:30,499 Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. 71 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,540 - What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. 72 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:42,980 Has anybody seen my engagement ring? 73 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:44,540 Yeah, it's beautiful. 74 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:51,059 Oh, God. 75 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:54,379 - Oh, God. - No, don't touch that. 76 00:05:56,819 --> 00:06:00,780 Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to give it back to him. 77 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,379 "Hi, Barry, remember me? 78 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:06,140 "I'm the girl that stomped on your heart in front of your entire family" 79 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,540 Oh, God. Now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, 80 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,299 which makes it so much harder. 81 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,020 Easy, Rach, we'll find it. Won't we? 82 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,859 - Yeah. - Okay, look. 83 00:06:19,499 --> 00:06:20,980 When did you have it on last? 84 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,340 Doy. Probably right before she lost it. 85 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:28,140 You don't get a lot of "doy" these days. 86 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,619 I know I had it this morning. 87 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,580 I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with… 88 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:37,140 Dinah? 89 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:42,340 Don't be mad. 90 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,059 - You didn't. - I'm sorry. 91 00:06:45,379 --> 00:06:47,460 I gave you one job. 92 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,580 But look how straight those noodles are. 93 00:06:52,419 --> 00:06:56,220 You know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. 94 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,140 I just can't do it. 95 00:07:01,419 --> 00:07:02,580 Boys? 96 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:04,859 We're going in. 97 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,340 Hi. 98 00:07:15,299 --> 00:07:19,179 - That is not a happy "hi." - Carol's pregnant. 99 00:07:19,259 --> 00:07:20,419 I found it. 100 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,739 What? 101 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,419 Yeah. 102 00:07:28,419 --> 00:07:32,700 Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. 103 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,780 Kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? 104 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:41,140 Well, now, how do you fit into this whole thing? 105 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:44,299 Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved. 106 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:48,739 But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. 107 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:53,179 - Basically, it's totally up to me. - She is so great. I miss her. 108 00:07:58,340 --> 00:07:59,739 What does she mean by "involved"? 109 00:07:59,819 --> 00:08:02,220 Presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. 110 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,460 Anyway, 111 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:09,580 they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow. 112 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,939 - So, what are you gonna do? - I have no idea. 113 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:16,419 No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. 114 00:08:26,179 --> 00:08:27,700 This is still ruined, right? 115 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:37,220 Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you. 116 00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:41,580 What's that curry taste? 117 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,259 Curry. 118 00:08:47,499 --> 00:08:51,700 - I think they're great. I really do. - You remember the Lugwins? 119 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,700 The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? 120 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:57,460 - They all had a thing for him. - Oh, Mom. 121 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,660 I'm sorry. Why is this girl going to call me? 122 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:04,179 She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food, 123 00:09:04,259 --> 00:09:05,460 or I don't know. 124 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,940 Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant, so… 125 00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:10,700 No, Mom. I don't have a restaurant. I work in a restaurant. 126 00:09:10,779 --> 00:09:13,259 They don't have to know that. 127 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,779 Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti. 128 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:19,980 Yes. 129 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,659 We're having spaghetti. That's easy. 130 00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:28,739 I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part, 131 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:32,019 but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? 132 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,619 Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. 133 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:41,499 What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club. 134 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,580 They were not playing very well. 135 00:09:43,659 --> 00:09:46,220 I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding, 136 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,379 but $40,000 is a lot of money. 137 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,739 At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. 138 00:09:57,859 --> 00:10:00,420 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. 139 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,980 - It's an expression. - No, it's not. 140 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:05,300 Don't listen to your mother. 141 00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:07,379 You're independent and you always have been. 142 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,940 Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby, 143 00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:12,659 and you had no friends, you were just fine. 144 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:17,379 You'd read alone in your room. And your puzzles… 145 00:10:20,859 --> 00:10:24,779 Look, there are people, like Ross, who need to shoot for the stars. 146 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:27,700 With his museum and his papers getting published. 147 00:10:27,779 --> 00:10:30,060 Other people are satisfied with staying where they are. 148 00:10:30,139 --> 00:10:33,580 I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. 149 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,259 And I read about these women trying to have it all, 150 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:43,420 and I thank God our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem. 151 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,619 So, Ross, what's going on with you? 152 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:53,739 Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? 153 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,820 Okay. 154 00:10:56,779 --> 00:11:01,460 I realize you guys have been wondering 155 00:11:01,539 --> 00:11:04,180 what exactly happened between Carol and me. 156 00:11:04,259 --> 00:11:05,899 And so, here's the deal. 157 00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:10,220 Carol's a lesbian. 158 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,539 She's living with a woman named Susan. 159 00:11:16,499 --> 00:11:19,379 She's pregnant with my child. 160 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,779 And she and Susan are going to raise the baby. 161 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:28,259 And you knew about this? 162 00:11:42,259 --> 00:11:44,060 Your folks are really that bad. 163 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,580 These people are pros. 164 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:52,420 They know what they're doing. They take their time. 165 00:11:52,499 --> 00:11:54,980 They get the job done. 166 00:11:56,779 --> 00:11:59,940 Boy, I know they say that you can't change your parents. 167 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,940 Boy, if you could, I'd want yours. 168 00:12:04,899 --> 00:12:06,379 Must pee. 169 00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:09,300 It's even worse when you're twins. 170 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,580 - You're a twin? - Yeah. We don't speak. 171 00:12:11,659 --> 00:12:14,259 She's like this high-powered, driven, career-type. 172 00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,340 - What does she do? - She's a waitress. 173 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,539 All right. You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now. 174 00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:24,499 Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this. 175 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,859 No, although I did have an imaginary friend, 176 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,700 who my parents actually preferred. 177 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,859 Hit the lights, please. 178 00:12:40,779 --> 00:12:42,220 How long was I in there? 179 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,060 I'm just cleaning up. 180 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,100 Do you need any help? 181 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:51,139 Okay, sure. Thanks. 182 00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:57,940 Anyway… 183 00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:01,499 So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? 184 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,859 A little. 185 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,460 A lot. 186 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,499 So got any advice? 187 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,340 As someone who's recently been dumped. 188 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,859 You may want to steer clear of the word "dumped." 189 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:23,460 Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know? 190 00:13:23,539 --> 00:13:27,340 So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. 191 00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:35,100 Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. 192 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:39,259 And you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB-GYN. 193 00:13:41,499 --> 00:13:43,779 You've got Carol tomorrow. 194 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:47,899 - When did it get so complicated? - Got me. 195 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:50,180 Remember when we were in high school? 196 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,259 Yeah. 197 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,859 Didn't you think you' were gonna meet someone, 198 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:56,300 fall in love, and that'd be it? 199 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,980 - Ross? - Yes. 200 00:14:04,619 --> 00:14:08,060 Man. I never thought I'd be here. 201 00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,259 Me neither. 202 00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:36,139 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. 203 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:39,460 There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway… 204 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,980 Hi. 205 00:14:42,619 --> 00:14:45,739 - Ross, you remember Susan. - How could I forget? 206 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:49,580 - Ross. - Hello, Susan. Good shake. 207 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:54,220 So, we're just waiting for? 208 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,619 - Dr. Oberman. - Dr. Oberman. Okay, and is he… 209 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,300 - She. - Of course, "she." 210 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:04,259 She familiar with our special situation? 211 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:08,220 - Yes, and she's very supportive. - Great. Okay, that's great. 212 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,259 No, I'm… 213 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,619 Thanks. 214 00:15:27,619 --> 00:15:30,980 Quack, quack… 215 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:32,499 Ross? 216 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,340 That opens my cervix. 217 00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,659 - Barry? - Come on in. 218 00:15:43,739 --> 00:15:44,779 Are you sure? 219 00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:47,139 It's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 220 00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:53,180 So how are you doing? 221 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,899 I'm… 222 00:15:56,619 --> 00:15:58,300 I'm okay. 223 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,659 - You look great. - Yeah, well… 224 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,100 Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan's gagging. 225 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,739 Be right there. I'll be back in a second. 226 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,060 I dumped him. 227 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,580 Okay. 228 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:36,539 So how's this going to work with us? 229 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,820 When, like, important decisions have to be made? 230 00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:43,420 - Give me a "for instance." - I don't know. Okay. 231 00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:45,859 - How about with the baby's name? - Marlon… 232 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,539 - Marlon. - If it's a boy. 233 00:16:47,619 --> 00:16:49,060 Minnie, if it's a girl. 234 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,100 As in "Mouse"? 235 00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:55,899 As in my grandmother. 236 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,659 Still, you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse." 237 00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,180 How about… 238 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,899 - How about "Julia"? - Julia. 239 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,739 We agreed on Minnie. 240 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,180 It's funny, we agreed we'd spend our lives together. 241 00:17:11,499 --> 00:17:14,100 Things change. Roll with the punches. 242 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,460 I believe Julia's on the table. 243 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,739 Sorry about that. 244 00:17:23,899 --> 00:17:28,139 - So, what have you been up to? - Not much. 245 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,940 - I got a job. - That's great. 246 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,300 - Why are you so tan? - I… 247 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,899 I went to Aruba. 248 00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:42,099 No. You went on our honeymoon alone? 249 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,539 No. 250 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:48,339 See, I went with… 251 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,339 - Now, this may hurt. - Me? 252 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,539 No. 253 00:17:55,499 --> 00:17:58,860 - I went with Mindy. - Mindy? 254 00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:03,779 - My maid of honor, Mindy? - Yeah, we're kind of a thing now. 255 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,059 I'm… 256 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,099 You got plugs. 257 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,819 Careful. They haven't quite taken yet. 258 00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:15,660 And you got lenses. 259 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,660 But you hate sticking your finger in your eye. 260 00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:20,299 Not for her. 261 00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:26,299 Listen, I really wanted to thank you. 262 00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:28,299 Okay. 263 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,019 About a month ago, I wanted to hurt you 264 00:18:31,499 --> 00:18:33,900 more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. 265 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,259 And I'm an orthodontist. 266 00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:41,299 You were right. I thought we were happy. 267 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,620 We weren't happy. 268 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,660 But with Mindy, 269 00:18:46,579 --> 00:18:48,140 now I'm happy. 270 00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:50,700 - Spit. - What? 271 00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,380 Me. 272 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,420 Anyway… 273 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,180 I guess this belongs to you. 274 00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:04,099 And thank you for giving it to me. 275 00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:07,019 Thank you for giving it back. 276 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,019 Hello. 277 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:18,420 - Please. What's wrong with Helen? - Helen Geller? 278 00:19:19,819 --> 00:19:23,220 - I don't think so. - It's not gonna be Helen Geller. 279 00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:26,420 - Thank you. - No. It's not Geller. 280 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,620 What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? 281 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:34,259 No, actually we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. 282 00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:38,140 Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? 283 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,660 Because it's my baby too. 284 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:42,819 That's funny. Really? I don't remember you making any sperm. 285 00:19:45,499 --> 00:19:48,099 And we all know what a challenge that is. 286 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,059 - See? - All right, you two, stop it. 287 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,499 No. She gets a credit. I'm in there too. 288 00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:53,579 Honestly. 289 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,499 You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller. 290 00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,220 I think that borders on child abuse. 291 00:19:58,299 --> 00:20:02,059 Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. 292 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,620 No. You see what he's doing? 293 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,579 He knows no one is gonna say all those names. 294 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,299 He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller. Then he gets his way. 295 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,620 My way? You think this is my way? 296 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,220 Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being 297 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:18,779 this is not my way. You know what? This is too hard. 298 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:21,579 Knock, knock. How are we today? Any nausea? 299 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,380 - A little. - Just a little. 300 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:29,860 I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but thanks for sharing. 301 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,059 Lie back. 302 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,099 You know what? I'm gonna go. 303 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:37,140 I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing. 304 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,900 - Oh, my God. - Look at that. 305 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,299 I know. 306 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,059 Isn't that amazing? 307 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,299 What are we supposed to be seeing here? 308 00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:15,220 I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. 309 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:22,099 If you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes, 310 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,259 it kind of looks like an old potato. 311 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,539 Then don't do that, all right? 312 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,019 Monica? 313 00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:32,499 What do you think? 314 00:21:35,299 --> 00:21:36,819 Are you welling up? 315 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,220 - No. - You are. 316 00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:40,579 - You are. You're welling up. - No, I'm not. 317 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:43,579 - You're gonna be an aunt. - Shut up. 318 00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:46,299 Hi, Mindy. 319 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,499 Hi, it's Rachel. 320 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:52,339 Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today. 321 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,140 Yeah, he told me. 322 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,940 No, it's okay. Really, it's okay. 323 00:21:57,019 --> 00:22:00,660 I hope you two are very happy. I really do. 324 00:22:00,739 --> 00:22:03,900 And, Min, if everything works out, 325 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:08,059 and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything, 326 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:11,299 I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. 327 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,539 Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.