1 00:00:17,909 --> 00:00:19,630 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Phoebe. 2 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:20,869 How did it go? 3 00:00:21,190 --> 00:00:22,310 Not so good. 4 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,950 He walked me to the subway and said, "We should do this again." 5 00:00:25,269 --> 00:00:27,710 What? He said, "We should do it again." 6 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:29,230 That's good, right? 7 00:00:29,309 --> 00:00:32,350 No. Loosely translated, "We should do this again," 8 00:00:32,429 --> 00:00:34,230 "You will never see me naked." 9 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,749 Since when? 10 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:39,949 Since always. It's, like, dating language. 11 00:00:40,269 --> 00:00:43,230 You know, like, "It's not you," means, "It is you." 12 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:46,070 "You're such a nice guy," 13 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:48,150 "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics, 14 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,470 and complaining about them to you." 15 00:00:51,349 --> 00:00:54,029 Or "I think we should see other people," 16 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,470 "Ha, ha, I already am." 17 00:00:56,989 --> 00:01:00,510 - And everybody knows this? - Yeah. Cushions the blow. 18 00:01:00,589 --> 00:01:02,949 Like when you're a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep, 19 00:01:03,269 --> 00:01:05,629 and they tell you it went off to live on some farm. 20 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:06,709 That's funny. 21 00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:11,190 No, because our parents actually did send our dog off to live on a farm. 22 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,989 Ross? 23 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:18,070 Hello. The Milner's farm in Connecticut? 24 00:01:18,389 --> 00:01:20,790 The Milners, they had this unbelievable farm. 25 00:01:20,870 --> 00:01:23,230 They had horses and rabbits that he could chase. 26 00:01:23,549 --> 00:01:25,189 And it was… 27 00:01:27,749 --> 00:01:29,949 Oh, my God. Chi-Chi. 28 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:24,949 "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?" 29 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:28,149 Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. 30 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:30,109 But you'll have to live with the knowledge 31 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:32,790 that you sent an honest man to die. 32 00:02:34,269 --> 00:02:35,829 - That was really good. - Yeah? 33 00:02:36,149 --> 00:02:37,310 - Yeah. - Thanks. Let's keep going. 34 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:42,149 Okay. "So, what do you want from me, Dimon?" 35 00:02:44,669 --> 00:02:48,310 I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell, I can smoke. 36 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,190 "Smoke away." 37 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:06,389 I think this is probably why Dimon smokes in his cell alone. 38 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:09,149 - What? - Relax your hand. 39 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:10,989 Let your wrist go. 40 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:12,269 Not so much. 41 00:03:14,669 --> 00:03:16,549 All right. Now try taking a puff. 42 00:03:17,070 --> 00:03:18,350 Right. 43 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:23,510 - Okay, no, give it to me. - No. I'm not giving you a cigarette. 44 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:26,869 No, it's fine. Do you want to get this part or not? Here. 45 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:30,669 All right. Now, don't think of it as a cigarette. 46 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:34,510 Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand. 47 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,510 When you're holding it, you feel right. 48 00:03:37,829 --> 00:03:40,149 - You feel complete. - You miss it? 49 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:41,709 No, not so much. 50 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:45,549 All right. Now we smoke. 51 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,190 Oh, my God. 52 00:03:58,429 --> 00:04:00,910 No. They say it's the same as the distance 53 00:04:00,989 --> 00:04:04,310 from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger. 54 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:12,310 That's ridiculous. 55 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:15,109 Can I use either thumb? 56 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:19,350 All right. Don't tell me. 57 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:21,989 Decaf cappuccino for Joey. 58 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:25,910 Coffee, black. 59 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:28,709 Latte. 60 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:31,830 And an iced tea. 61 00:04:32,509 --> 00:04:35,509 - I'm getting pretty good at this. - Excellent. That's very good. 62 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:36,869 Good for me. 63 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:52,989 - You okay, Phoebe? - Yeah, no, it's not even worth… 64 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:55,869 - It's my bank. - What did they do to you? 65 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,629 It's nothing, it's just… Okay. 66 00:04:57,950 --> 00:05:00,549 I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly "statement." 67 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:01,950 Easy. 68 00:05:04,109 --> 00:05:06,629 And there's 500 extra dollars in my account. 69 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:09,749 Satan's minions at work again. 70 00:05:10,549 --> 00:05:12,989 Yes, because now I have to go down there and deal with them… 71 00:05:13,069 --> 00:05:16,270 - What are you talking about? Keep it. - It's not mine. 72 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,989 I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing. 73 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:22,429 Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. 74 00:05:23,669 --> 00:05:27,069 Okay. Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. 75 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:29,470 Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took? 76 00:05:29,549 --> 00:05:31,790 "Not mine." 77 00:05:32,109 --> 00:05:34,910 And even if I was happy, okay, and skipping, 78 00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:36,869 I'd hear, "Not mine." 79 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:39,910 We're with you. We got it. 80 00:05:39,989 --> 00:05:44,950 Okay, I'd never be able to enjoy it. It'd be like this giant karmic debt. 81 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:47,429 Chandler, what are you doing? 82 00:05:47,509 --> 00:05:49,189 What are you doing? 83 00:05:52,189 --> 00:05:54,069 Gross. 84 00:05:54,869 --> 00:05:57,189 - What is this? - I'm smoking. 85 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:59,790 I can't believe you. You've been so good for three years. 86 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:01,629 And this is my reward. 87 00:06:03,669 --> 00:06:04,669 Hold on a second. 88 00:06:04,749 --> 00:06:07,030 Just think about what you went through the last time you quit. 89 00:06:07,109 --> 00:06:09,030 Okay, so this time I won't quit. 90 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:11,429 - Put it out. - All right. I'm putting it out. 91 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:16,309 No. I can't drink this now. 92 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,390 All right, I'm gonna go change. I've got a date. 93 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,950 Is this Alan again? How's it going? 94 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:29,109 It's going pretty good. It's nice and we're having fun. 95 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,189 - So when do we get to meet the guy? - Yeah. 96 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:33,069 Let's see, today's Monday… 97 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:34,869 - Never. - Come on. 98 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:37,109 No, not after what happened with Steve. 99 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:41,470 What are you talking about? We love Steve. Steve was sexy. 100 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:45,470 Sorry. 101 00:06:45,549 --> 00:06:47,150 I don't know how I feel about him yet. 102 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,669 Give me a chance to figure it out. 103 00:06:48,749 --> 00:06:50,230 Then can we meet him? 104 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:52,429 No. Sorry. 105 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,429 Why should I let them meet him? 106 00:06:58,509 --> 00:07:00,830 I bring a guy home and within five minutes they're all over him. 107 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:05,030 They're like coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd. 108 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:10,069 Listen, as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef, 109 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,910 I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing. 110 00:07:13,989 --> 00:07:16,509 Come on, they're your friends. They're looking out after you. 111 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:19,910 I know. I wish that once I'd bring a guy home they actually liked. 112 00:07:19,989 --> 00:07:23,669 You do realize that the odds of that happening are a little slimmer, 113 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:25,549 if they never get to meet the guy. 114 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:30,669 - Let it go, Ross. - Yeah? You didn't know Chi-Chi. 115 00:07:34,749 --> 00:07:35,989 Do you all promise? 116 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:38,790 - Yeah, we promise. We'll be good. - We promise. 117 00:07:38,869 --> 00:07:41,590 Chandler, do you promise to be good? 118 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:52,910 You can come in, but your filter tip little buddy has to stay outside. 119 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:00,509 Hey, Pheebs. 120 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:05,549 "Dear Ms. Thank you for calling attention to our error. 121 00:08:05,629 --> 00:08:09,710 We have credited your account $500. We're sorry for the inconvenience, 122 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,590 and hope you'll accept this football phone, 123 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,749 as our free gift." Do you believe this? 124 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,830 Now I have $1000 and a football phone. 125 00:08:22,509 --> 00:08:24,629 What bank is this? 126 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:27,150 Okay, it's him. 127 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:30,309 - Who is it? - Alan. 128 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:32,069 Chandler. He's here. 129 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:39,189 Okay, please be good. Please? Remember how much you like me. 130 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:44,910 Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan. 131 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:48,629 - Hi. - Hey. 132 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,550 I've heard so much about all you guys. 133 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,909 Thanks, I'll call you tomorrow. 134 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:05,430 Okay. 135 00:09:05,509 --> 00:09:08,909 Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. 136 00:09:08,989 --> 00:09:10,989 Who's gonna take the first shot? 137 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:13,710 Come on. 138 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:15,989 I'll go. 139 00:09:18,629 --> 00:09:21,070 Let's start with the way he kept picking at… 140 00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:24,269 I'm sorry, I can't do this. Can't do it. We loved him. 141 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,950 - We loved him. - Wait a minute. 142 00:09:27,029 --> 00:09:29,149 We're talking about someone that I'm going out with? 143 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,070 - Yes. - And did you notice? 144 00:09:31,149 --> 00:09:32,350 Yeah. 145 00:09:36,789 --> 00:09:39,749 Know what was great? The way his smile was kind of crooked. 146 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:43,590 - Yes. Like the man in the shoe. - What shoe? 147 00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:46,430 From the nursery rhyme. 148 00:09:46,509 --> 00:09:48,789 "There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile, 149 00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:51,310 who lived in a shoe for a while…" 150 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:57,950 So I think Alan will become the yardstick 151 00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:00,789 against which all future boyfriends will be measured. 152 00:10:00,869 --> 00:10:02,109 What future boyfriends? 153 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:04,749 No. I think this could be, you know, "it." 154 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:05,989 - Really? - Yeah. 155 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:09,509 I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhoff impression alone. 156 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:12,029 You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? 157 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,070 - You know what I like most about him? - What? 158 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,950 The way he makes me feel about myself. 159 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,149 Yeah. 160 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:40,350 Hi. 161 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:43,710 How was the game? 162 00:10:45,109 --> 00:10:46,550 Well… 163 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:48,989 - We won! - We won! Thank you! Yeah. 164 00:10:49,869 --> 00:10:52,590 Fantastic. I have one question: How is that possible? 165 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,029 - Alan. - He was unbelievable. 166 00:10:56,109 --> 00:10:57,909 He was like that Bugs Bunny cartoon 167 00:10:57,989 --> 00:10:59,789 where Bugs is playing all the positions. 168 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:02,950 But instead of Bugs, it was first base, Alan. Second base, Alan… 169 00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:09,909 It was like he made us into a team. 170 00:11:09,989 --> 00:11:11,869 Yep. We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers 171 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:13,310 a thing or two about softball. 172 00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,389 Nice. 173 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,550 Can I ask you guys a question? 174 00:11:17,629 --> 00:11:19,789 Do you ever think that Alan is maybe sometimes… 175 00:11:19,869 --> 00:11:24,109 - What? - I don't know. A little too Alan? 176 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:27,470 No. That's not possible. You can never be too Alan. 177 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:31,190 Yeah, it's his innate Alan-ness that we adore. 178 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:34,550 I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan. 179 00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:43,230 - Hey, Lizzy. - Hey, Weird Girl. 180 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,909 - I brought you alphabet soup. - Did you pick out the vowels? 181 00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:48,909 Yes, but I left in the Y's. Because, you know, "Sometimes Y." 182 00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:52,550 - I also have something else for you. - Saltines? 183 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,389 No, but would you like $1000 and a football phone? 184 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:56,869 What? 185 00:11:57,989 --> 00:12:01,230 Oh, my God. There's really money in here. 186 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:04,029 - I know. - Weird Girl, what are you doing? 187 00:12:04,109 --> 00:12:06,070 I want you to have it. I don't want it. 188 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:11,070 - No. I have to give you something. - No, it's fine. You don't… 189 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:13,109 Do you want my tinfoil hat? 190 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,830 No, because you need that. No, it's okay. Thanks. 191 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,989 Please. Let me do something. 192 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:19,950 Okay, all right. I'll tell you what. 193 00:12:20,029 --> 00:12:22,670 You buy me a soda and then we're even. Okay? 194 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:24,830 - Okay. - Okay. 195 00:13:24,109 --> 00:13:25,310 Keep the change. 196 00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:28,950 - Thanks, Lizzy. - Sure you don't want a pretzel? 197 00:13:29,029 --> 00:13:31,830 - No, I'm fine. Thanks. - See you. 198 00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,710 A thumb? 199 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,830 I know. I opened it up and there it was, 200 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:48,310 just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker. 201 00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:53,070 Maybe it's a contest, you know? Like "Collect all five." 202 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:57,830 - Does anyone wanna see? - No, thanks. 203 00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:01,350 - Don't do that. Come on. - Cut that out. 204 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:02,789 It's worse than the thumb. 205 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,430 This is so unfair. 206 00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:10,149 - Why is it unfair? - So I have a flaw. Big deal. 207 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,550 Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? 208 00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:15,670 And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word. 209 00:14:15,749 --> 00:14:18,070 And Monica, with that snort when she laughs. 210 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,310 What the hell is that thing? 211 00:14:22,269 --> 00:14:25,350 I accept all those flaws. Why can't you accept me for this? 212 00:14:32,029 --> 00:14:35,350 Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody, or just him? 213 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:40,749 Well… I could live without it. 214 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:48,029 Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? 215 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,950 Don't listen to him, Pheebs, all right? I think it's endearing. 216 00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:56,109 You do, do you? 217 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:05,230 There's nothing wrong with speaking correctly. 218 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,909 Indeed there isn't. 219 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,670 I should really get back to work. 220 00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:14,830 Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered. 221 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:20,230 The hair comes out and the gloves come off. 222 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:38,590 Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like? 223 00:15:38,909 --> 00:15:39,989 No. 224 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:45,350 Okay. I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like. 225 00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:49,230 We talking about the coyotes here? 226 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:52,550 All right. A cow got through. 227 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,029 Can you believe it? 228 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:59,149 It's just, you know what? I just don't feel the thing. 229 00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:02,269 They feel the thing. I don't feel the thing. 230 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:06,830 Honey, you should always feel the thing. 231 00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:12,430 If that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him. 232 00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:14,389 I know, it's just gonna be really hard. 233 00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,350 Yeah, he's a big boy. He'll get over it. 234 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:20,310 No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about. 235 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,230 Do you have any respect for your body? 236 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,590 Don't you realize what you're doing to yourself? 237 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,710 I've had it with you and your cancer, 238 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,869 and your emphysema and your heart disease. 239 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:33,350 The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. 240 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,310 Chandler? It's Alan. He wants to speak to you. 241 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,670 Really? He does? 242 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,029 Hey, buddy. What's up? 243 00:16:45,989 --> 00:16:48,149 She told you about that? 244 00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:52,749 Yeah. I have one now and then. Yeah, now. 245 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,350 It's not that bad… 246 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:58,989 That's true. 247 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:04,749 Gee, no one's ever put it like that before. 248 00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,670 Okay. Thanks. 249 00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:19,150 God, he's good. 250 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:23,670 - If only he were a woman. - Yeah. 251 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,309 Oh, Lamb Chop. 252 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,829 How old is that sock? 253 00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:37,589 If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it'd be talking too. 254 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:43,470 Okay, I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. 255 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,150 Hey. 256 00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:48,390 Where's Joey? 257 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:51,230 Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. 258 00:17:52,749 --> 00:17:54,630 Do you think that was wrong? 259 00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,910 - I think he's across the hall. - Thanks. 260 00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:00,870 There you go. 261 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,789 I'm alive with pleasure now. 262 00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:07,470 Hey, Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop Tart? 263 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:12,110 Does anyone want the rest of this Pop Tart? 264 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:14,989 I might. 265 00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:16,950 I'm sorry. 266 00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:21,309 Those stupid soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb. 267 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,349 - Oh, my God. - Seven thousand dollars? 268 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,829 And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. 269 00:18:27,269 --> 00:18:29,509 What is up with the universe? 270 00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:30,589 What's going on? 271 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,430 Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together. 272 00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:36,670 It's even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear. 273 00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:40,749 Joey… 274 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,870 - Okay. - Come on. 275 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:51,230 - Please, guys, we have to talk. - Wait. I'm getting a déja vu. 276 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,069 No, I'm not. 277 00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:57,870 - All right, we have to talk. - There it is. 278 00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,910 Okay, it's about Alan. 279 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,789 There's something you should know. 280 00:19:07,069 --> 00:19:10,150 Oh, man, there's really no easy way to say this. 281 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,349 I've decided to break up with Alan. 282 00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:20,630 Is there somebody else? 283 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,029 No. It's just… 284 00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:27,910 Things change. People change. 285 00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:30,069 We didn't change. 286 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,390 So that's it? It's over? 287 00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,269 Just like that? 288 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,190 You let your guard down. 289 00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:43,150 You start to really care about someone, and I just… 290 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:49,190 - I could go on pretending… - Okay. 291 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:51,549 No. No, that wouldn't be fair to me, 292 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,269 it wouldn't be fair to Alan, or to you. 293 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,670 Yeah, who wants fair? 294 00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:59,390 I just want things back the way they were. 295 00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:05,230 - I'm sorry. - She's sorry. I feel better. 296 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:08,509 I just can't believe this. 297 00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:12,989 With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family. 298 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,230 I'll meet someone else. There'll be other Alans. 299 00:20:17,309 --> 00:20:18,349 Yeah, right. 300 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,190 - Are you guys gonna be okay? - We'll be fine. 301 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:29,150 We're just gonna need a little time. 302 00:20:29,749 --> 00:20:30,870 I understand. 303 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:41,789 - I'm really sorry. - Yeah. I'm sorry too. 304 00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,670 But I gotta tell you, I'm a little relieved. 305 00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:46,670 - Relieved? - Yeah, well… 306 00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:51,230 I had a great time with you. I just can't stand your friends. 307 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:01,349 Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats? 308 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:04,989 That was fun. 309 00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:08,910 Yeah. He could row like a Viking. 310 00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:15,470 - Hi. - Hi. 311 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,150 So how'd it go? 312 00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:22,989 - You know. - Did he mention us? 313 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,670 He says he's really gonna miss you guys. 314 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,309 You had a rough day? 315 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:41,110 - You have no idea. - Come here. 316 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,989 - That's it. I'm getting cigarettes. - No. 317 00:21:47,069 --> 00:21:49,349 I don't care. Game's over. I'm weak. 318 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:51,549 I've gotta smoke. I've gotta have the smoke. 319 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:54,069 If you never smoke again, I'll give you $7000. 320 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,630 Yeah, all right.