1 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,159 That's good. 2 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,080 - Okay. All right, Phoebe? - Okay. 3 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,320 If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, 4 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,480 no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. 5 00:00:33,599 --> 00:00:34,760 And bigger boobs. 6 00:00:36,359 --> 00:00:38,880 Well, see, you took mine, so… 7 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:41,479 Chandler, what about you? 8 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,999 If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever. 9 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,400 See, there's always one guy. 10 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,959 "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." 11 00:00:52,599 --> 00:00:54,119 - Hey, Joey. - Hey, buddy. 12 00:00:54,199 --> 00:00:56,119 What would you do if you were omnipotent? 13 00:00:56,879 --> 00:00:58,760 Probably kill myself. 14 00:01:00,159 --> 00:01:01,519 Excuse me? 15 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,000 If Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? 16 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,119 Joey, omnipotent. 17 00:01:10,839 --> 00:01:12,799 You are? 18 00:01:12,879 --> 00:01:14,439 Ross, I'm… 19 00:02:05,079 --> 00:02:10,119 - How does she do that? - I cannot sleep in a public place. 20 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,279 Would you look at her? 21 00:02:11,359 --> 00:02:13,800 - She's so peaceful. - Yeah. 22 00:02:16,119 --> 00:02:18,600 What? Hi. 23 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,639 It's okay. You just nodded off again. 24 00:02:21,359 --> 00:02:22,600 What's going on with you? 25 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,639 - I got no sleep last night. - Why? 26 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,479 My grandmother has this new boyfriend, 27 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,560 and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so… 28 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:33,040 And deaf. 29 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,160 So they're constantly having to reassure each other 30 00:02:37,239 --> 00:02:40,760 that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are. 31 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,479 You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. 32 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,760 Thanks. 33 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,799 Ninety-five, 96, 97. 34 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:52,199 See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. 35 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,079 You got way too much free time, man. 36 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,160 There's the birthday boy. 37 00:02:58,239 --> 00:03:00,079 Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. 38 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,679 Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you. 39 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,679 - Happy birthday, pal. - We love you, man. 40 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,799 It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago. 41 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,399 So? 42 00:03:11,479 --> 00:03:13,079 So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket, 43 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,880 and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? 44 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,160 Aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty? 45 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:24,040 Oh, my God. Is today the 20th? October 20th? 46 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,639 I was hoping you wouldn't remember. 47 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,160 What's wrong with the 20th? 48 00:03:28,239 --> 00:03:31,359 Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? 49 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:37,040 Today's the day Carol and I first consummated 50 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,079 our physical relationship. 51 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,600 We had sex. 52 00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:47,840 You know what? I better pass on the game. 53 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:49,280 I think I'm just gonna go home 54 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:52,720 and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 55 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,399 The hell with hockey. Let's all do that. 56 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,560 Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? 57 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:02,720 Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? 58 00:04:04,399 --> 00:04:07,120 - What are you doing? - I have no idea. 59 00:04:07,199 --> 00:04:08,479 Come on, Ross. 60 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,280 All right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. 61 00:04:11,359 --> 00:04:13,399 You promise to buy me a big foam finger? 62 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:14,479 You got it. 63 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,639 - All right. - Look. My first paycheck. 64 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:22,120 Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me. 65 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,359 I remember the day I got my first paycheck. 66 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,639 There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. 67 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:34,760 - You worked in a mine? - No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? 68 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,760 God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. 69 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,320 I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. 70 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:45,680 And it was totally… 71 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,039 not worth it. 72 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,639 Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? 73 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,760 What… Chandler, look at that. 74 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,480 This is not that bad. 75 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,480 You're fine, yeah, for a first job. 76 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:06,519 - You can totally live on this. - Yeah. 77 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,360 - By the way, great service today. - Yeah. 78 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,920 - Terrific. - It was excellent. 79 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,920 Unbelievable. And all that milk and stuff? Great. 80 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,399 - Hockey. - Hockey. 81 00:05:26,719 --> 00:05:28,120 - Hockey. - Hockey. 82 00:05:30,719 --> 00:05:32,120 Rachel? 83 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:34,519 Oh, my God! 84 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,120 I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 85 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,320 What are you guys doing here? 86 00:05:46,399 --> 00:05:49,560 We were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, 87 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:51,800 and it's true. 88 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,800 Yeah. 89 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,920 Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. 90 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,360 God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it. 91 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,800 I know. I'm a duplex. 92 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,639 So, what's going on with you? 93 00:06:08,719 --> 00:06:12,279 Guess who my dad's making partner in his firm. 94 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,000 And while we're on the subject of news… 95 00:06:21,159 --> 00:06:22,320 Look. I have elbows. 96 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:30,880 Passes it up to Leetch. 97 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,800 Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass. 98 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,920 We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. 99 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:44,599 Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first, 100 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,199 you know. 101 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,880 In fact, she… She never took them off. 102 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,440 It's because we… Sorry. 103 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:54,839 I can't believe… 104 00:06:58,079 --> 00:06:59,839 - What? - Peach pit. 105 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,360 Yes, bunny? 106 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,079 Peach pit. 107 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:06,959 - That night, we had… - Peaches? 108 00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:09,320 Actually, nectarines, but basically. 109 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:13,480 - Could've been a peach. - Then we… 110 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:18,680 Then we got dressed and I walked her to the bus stop. 111 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,279 I'm fine. 112 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,320 That woman's got an ass like Carol's. 113 00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:31,680 What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. 114 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,519 Come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. 115 00:07:35,599 --> 00:07:39,199 The biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. 116 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,039 All right, let's talk reality for a second. 117 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,399 - When are you coming home? - What? 118 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,639 Guys, I'm not. 119 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:52,599 - Come on. This is us. - I'm not. 120 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,839 This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job. 121 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:01,360 - Waitressing? - I'm not just waitressing. 122 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,880 I'm… 123 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:05,480 I… 124 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,599 I write the specials on the specials board. 125 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,800 And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. 126 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,000 And sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies 127 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,120 on the cookies. 128 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:21,360 Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. 129 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,599 Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? 130 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,599 Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? 131 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,760 What's that? 132 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:45,599 - It's rum and… - Okay. 133 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:51,360 We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party. 134 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,840 We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. 135 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,760 And I brought Operation. 136 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,559 But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. 137 00:09:02,319 --> 00:09:03,919 But we can prep the guy. 138 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:11,039 - Rach, it's the Visa-card people. - Oh, God. Ask them what they want. 139 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,240 Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? 140 00:09:15,159 --> 00:09:16,240 Yes, hold on. 141 00:09:16,319 --> 00:09:18,880 They say there's been unusual activity on your account. 142 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,960 - But I haven't used my card in weeks. - That is the unusual activity. 143 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:28,720 - They just wanna see if you're okay. - They wanna know if I'm okay? 144 00:09:29,399 --> 00:09:31,720 Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see. 145 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:35,159 Let's see. The FICA guys took all my money. 146 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,319 Everyone I know is either getting married 147 00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:40,639 or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee. 148 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,840 And it's not even for me. 149 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:44,399 So if that sounds like I'm okay, 150 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,760 okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay? 151 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,240 Rachel has left the building. 152 00:09:53,319 --> 00:09:56,720 - Can you call back? - All right. Come on. 153 00:09:57,319 --> 00:09:59,679 Let's play Twister. 154 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:10,720 - Sorry. - Sorry. 155 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:15,159 What? There was ice there that night with Carol? 156 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,080 Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? 157 00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:21,720 No, actually, I was just saying 158 00:10:21,799 --> 00:10:23,439 it looks like we're not sitting together. 159 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:27,039 But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. 160 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:30,200 It was the first frost. 161 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,159 - We were… - Sit. Just sit down. Sit. 162 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,799 You should feel great. You're doing this amazing independent thing. 163 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,000 Monica, what is so amazing? 164 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:43,439 I gave up like everything. And for what? 165 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,919 You are just like Jack. 166 00:10:45,639 --> 00:10:46,799 Jack from downstairs? 167 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,639 No, Jack and the Beanstalk. 168 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,319 - The other Jack. - Yeah, right. 169 00:10:53,399 --> 00:10:56,960 See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. 170 00:10:57,039 --> 00:11:01,159 And then he woke up and there was this big plant, 171 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,639 outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. 172 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,159 And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. 173 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:12,159 Okay, but, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. 174 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,519 I gave up an orthodontist. 175 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,960 Okay, I know I didn't love him, but… 176 00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:19,600 See, Jack did love the cow. 177 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,000 But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. 178 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:26,240 Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like… 179 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,200 - Flupie? - Yeah. 180 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,439 You're not the only one. We don't know where we're going. 181 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,240 You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together, 182 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,120 and it's just gonna be "unflupie." 183 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,639 Yeah, like that's a word. 184 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:46,039 Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together? 185 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,679 Pheebs? 186 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:53,880 Because you just… I don't like this question. 187 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,600 Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? 188 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:01,319 What if all we've got are 189 00:12:01,399 --> 00:12:03,159 beans? 190 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:12,799 Get him! Get… Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal? 191 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,399 That's all you need, 192 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,760 a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. 193 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,120 Pass it. 194 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,840 He's open. Shoot it! 195 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:31,919 Look, we're on that TV thing. 196 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,480 - I got it! - We got it! 197 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,880 Excuse me. 198 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,519 It says to call this number 199 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,639 if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. 200 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,880 I'm not completely satisfied. 201 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,200 Listen, it's kind of an emergency. 202 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,559 I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. 203 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,799 Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. 204 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,080 I don't wanna make any trouble, okay? 205 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:15,360 But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. 206 00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:19,439 - You'll have to wait your turn. - How long do you think it'll be? 207 00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:21,360 Any minute now. 208 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,279 Listen… 209 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:41,960 I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. 210 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:44,399 No, you were right. 211 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,279 I don't have a plan. 212 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,319 Pizza guy. 213 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:52,319 - Thank God. - Food. 214 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,600 - Phoebe? - What? 215 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:58,679 - Do you have a plan? - I don't even have a "pla." 216 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,279 Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? 217 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,480 No. That's not what we ordered. 218 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:11,439 We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. 219 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,600 - You're not G. Stephanopoulos? - No. 220 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:19,760 - Oh, man. My dad's gonna kill me. - Wait. 221 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,120 Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? 222 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,799 Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. 223 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,000 Bonehead. 224 00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:31,080 Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy 225 00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:33,279 with curiously intelligent good looks? 226 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,720 Yeah, that sounds about right. 227 00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:39,600 - Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? - And a power tie? 228 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,240 - No, pretty much just a towel. - Oh, God. 229 00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:46,439 - Oh, my God. - You want me to take this back? 230 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:50,120 What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza. 231 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,080 Here. 232 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,279 - Pheebs? - Yeah? 233 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,200 Who's George Snuffleupagus? 234 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,880 That's Big Bird's friend. 235 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,120 - I see pizza. - I wanna see. Let me see. 236 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,240 Hello? Who are we spying on? 237 00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:13,480 You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? 238 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:16,919 The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? 239 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,960 Oh, him. The little guy. I love him. 240 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:26,279 - Wait. Wait, I see a woman. - Tell me it's his mother. 241 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,039 - Definitely not his mother. - Oh, no. 242 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,319 Wait, she's walking across the floor. 243 00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:33,960 She's walking… 244 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:37,399 She's going for the pizza. That's not for you, bitch! 245 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,399 Dr. Max to Center 456. 246 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,000 Dr. Max to Center 456. 247 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,200 Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour, 248 00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:56,679 and people less sick than my friend have gone in. 249 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,639 That guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 250 00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:05,639 Come on, Dora. Don't be mad. 251 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:10,120 I know we both said some things we didn't mean, 252 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,960 but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. 253 00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:16,960 I feel like I've lost her. 254 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,799 - Lights still out? - Yeah. 255 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,639 - Maybe they're napping. - Please. They're having sex. 256 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,960 Shut up. 257 00:16:32,919 --> 00:16:37,519 So, what do you think George is like? 258 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,960 - I think he's shy. - Yeah? 259 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:42,639 Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. 260 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,439 And then when you do, he's a preppy animal. 261 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:50,880 Come on. 262 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,399 I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window, 263 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,919 and her face had the most incredible glow. 264 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,159 Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. 265 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,240 You did this part. Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 266 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,639 He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? 267 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,360 So you slept with her for the first time. So what? 268 00:17:12,439 --> 00:17:14,679 You slept with her for seven years after that. 269 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,319 It's just a little more complicated than that. 270 00:17:18,399 --> 00:17:21,399 What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? 271 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,399 That she left you for a woman that likes women? 272 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,480 A little louder. 273 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:27,599 There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you. 274 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,160 Then what? 275 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,920 My first time with Carol was… 276 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,319 Was my… 277 00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:40,720 What? 278 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,079 It was my first time. 279 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,839 With Carol? 280 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,119 So in your whole life, you've only been with one? 281 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,160 Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake. 282 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,640 There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. 283 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,279 Okay. Okay, I got one. 284 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,359 Do you remember that vegetarian pâté that I made that you loved so much? 285 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,839 Unless goose is a vegetable… 286 00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:27,879 Okay, fine. 287 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,400 Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 288 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,640 - What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up. 289 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,200 - How long? - Just a couple hours. 290 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,279 That's nice. 291 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,640 Okay, I got one. 292 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,720 Anyway. 293 00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:48,279 The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. 294 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Excuse me? 295 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,079 Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. 296 00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:58,480 She was a big girl. 297 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,240 Really? 298 00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:06,319 At least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade. 299 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:09,319 I was laughing. You made me laugh. 300 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,000 Oh, my God. There he is. 301 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:13,079 Where? 302 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,480 Right where we've been looking all night. 303 00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:18,480 - He's so cute. - George, baby, drop the towel. 304 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,799 - Come on, drop the towel. - Drop the towel. 305 00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:22,599 Please drop the towel. Drop it. 306 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:32,599 Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 307 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:38,279 I think it's great. It's sweet. It's romantic. 308 00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:41,480 Really? 309 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:44,680 No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him. 310 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,119 - Hey, man. - Hey, buddy. 311 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,000 That's attractive. 312 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,240 I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. 313 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,839 Come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. 314 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,119 Fun? Where was the fun? 315 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,760 Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? 316 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,119 Where's my puck? 317 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,799 - The kid has it. - The kid? 318 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,720 Excuse me, that's my puck. 319 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:19,160 I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. 320 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,480 You gotta do it, man. 321 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:28,359 Yeah? I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you… 322 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,519 I can't do it. 323 00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:33,680 - Listen, give me back my puck. - No. 324 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,839 - Yes, how about? - No. 325 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,879 - No, come here. Just give me my puck. - No. 326 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,480 - No roughhousing in my ER. - Give me my puck! 327 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,039 Now, that was fun. 328 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,279 Okay, Monica. 329 00:20:55,359 --> 00:21:01,200 - Right foot, red. - Could've played Monopoly, but no. 330 00:21:07,319 --> 00:21:08,720 Thanks. 331 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,279 Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. 332 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,119 Good. 333 00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:28,160 Hello? 334 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,559 - Rachel, it's the Visa-card people. - Okay. Will you take my place? 335 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,000 - All right. Yes, this is Rachel. - No. 336 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,359 Hello? 337 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,240 Yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. 338 00:21:43,319 --> 00:21:46,799 Thanks, but I'm okay, really. 339 00:21:46,879 --> 00:21:48,279 To the green. 340 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:49,599 - No. - To the green. 341 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,839 I've got magic beans. 342 00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:55,640 No, no, never mind. 343 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,000 To the left. 344 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,640 I'm fine.