1 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,099 Would you let it go? It's not a big deal. 2 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,019 Not a big deal? It's amazing. 3 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:27,219 You just reach in, there's one little maneuver, and bam! 4 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,339 A bra. Right out the sleeve. 5 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:31,180 As far as I'm concerned, 6 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:34,379 there is nothing a guy can do that comes close. Right? 7 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:37,460 Come on! You guys can pee standing up. 8 00:00:37,819 --> 00:00:39,819 We can? Okay, I'm trying that. 9 00:00:41,659 --> 00:00:43,220 You know what blows my mind? 10 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:46,339 Women can see breasts anytime they want. 11 00:00:48,539 --> 00:00:50,540 You just look down, and there they are. 12 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:53,180 How you get any work done is beyond me. 13 00:00:54,699 --> 00:00:58,180 What I don't get is the way guys can do so many mean things, 14 00:00:58,260 --> 00:00:59,540 and then not even care. 15 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:08,180 Multiple orgasms! 16 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:06,659 So Saturday night, the big night. Date night! Saturday night! 17 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:10,860 - No plans? - Not a one. 18 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:13,780 Not even, say, breaking up with Janice? 19 00:02:14,099 --> 00:02:15,860 Right. Shut up. 20 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,619 Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. 21 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:24,300 - You just gotta do it. - I know. But it's just so hard. 22 00:02:24,659 --> 00:02:27,380 You're sitting with her. She has no idea what's happening. 23 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:29,980 You finally get up the courage to do it. 24 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,380 There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note. 25 00:02:37,019 --> 00:02:41,820 Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. 26 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:46,179 If you want, I'll do it with you. 27 00:02:46,779 --> 00:02:49,899 Thanks, but she'd feel like we were ganging up on her. 28 00:02:50,219 --> 00:02:52,660 I mean you break up with Janice. I'll break up with Tony. 29 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:54,260 You're breaking up with Tony? 30 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:57,059 I know. He's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore. 31 00:02:57,420 --> 00:03:00,459 I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike. I don't know. 32 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,179 Does anybody want anything else? 33 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:07,219 Yeah. Last week you had a wonderful nutty, chocolate-y, 34 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,179 kind of cake-y pie thing that… 35 00:03:10,339 --> 00:03:11,779 Nothing. I'm fine. 36 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:16,420 What's the matter? Why so scrunchie? 37 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:19,700 It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. 38 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:23,660 That guy, he burns me up. 39 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:27,100 Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. 40 00:03:27,459 --> 00:03:30,140 It was horrible! He called me "young lady." 41 00:03:30,499 --> 00:03:32,660 I hate when my father calls me that. 42 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:36,300 Did he give you that whole "You're not up to this" thing again? 43 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:40,140 Yeah, I got the extended disco version with three choruses of: 44 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,939 "You'll never make it on your own." 45 00:03:46,939 --> 00:03:48,260 Hi, Joey. 46 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:50,580 Oh, my God. Angela. 47 00:03:50,899 --> 00:03:53,860 Being dumped by you obviously agrees with her. 48 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:55,899 - Are you gonna go over there? - No. 49 00:03:56,739 --> 00:03:58,100 Yeah. No. 50 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:02,059 Okay, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. 51 00:04:05,059 --> 00:04:07,459 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 52 00:04:07,939 --> 00:04:09,820 three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. 53 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,459 - Hey, Angela. - Joey. 54 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:17,860 You look good. 55 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:21,260 Because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs. 56 00:04:28,619 --> 00:04:29,619 You don't say. 57 00:04:31,499 --> 00:04:33,899 So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight? 58 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:37,059 Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. 59 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:42,460 You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? 60 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,220 Guess who's doing laundry there too? 61 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,300 - Who? - Me. 62 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:48,819 Was that not clear? 63 00:04:52,139 --> 00:04:56,699 Why don't… Why don't I just join you both there? 64 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:59,059 Don't you have a laundry room in your building? 65 00:05:00,739 --> 00:05:01,900 Yes. 66 00:05:03,059 --> 00:05:05,660 I do have a laundry room in my building. 67 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:10,179 But there's a rat problem. 68 00:05:10,499 --> 00:05:13,699 Apparently, they're attracted to the dryer sheets. 69 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,460 They're going in fine, but they're coming out all 70 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,300 fluffy. 71 00:05:21,179 --> 00:05:23,420 - Anyway, 7-ish? - Sure. 72 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:30,900 - Forget it, Joey. I'm with Bob now. - Bob? Who the hell's Bob? 73 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:32,660 Bob is great. 74 00:05:32,739 --> 00:05:35,699 He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. 75 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:39,300 You go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor. 76 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:42,819 - But Bob… - Come on. We were great together. 77 00:05:43,139 --> 00:05:47,259 And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too. 78 00:05:50,579 --> 00:05:53,179 Sorry, Joey. You said, "Let's just be friends." 79 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,020 So guess what? 80 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,059 - What? - We're just friends. 81 00:05:57,619 --> 00:06:01,340 Fine. So why don't the four of us go out and have dinner tonight? 82 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,259 - You know, as friends. - What "four of us"? 83 00:06:04,579 --> 00:06:07,819 You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, 84 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:10,739 Monica. 85 00:06:10,819 --> 00:06:13,499 Monica, I'm telling you, this guy is perfect for you. 86 00:06:13,819 --> 00:06:17,340 Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. 87 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,900 Come on, this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's… 88 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,420 brother. 89 00:06:23,499 --> 00:06:25,379 He's smart, he's sophisticated, 90 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:27,300 and he has a real job. 91 00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:30,139 Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, 92 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,579 but Bob is… 93 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:33,259 - Oh, God, help us. - What? 94 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:35,540 Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. 95 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:41,860 I'm asking a favor here. 96 00:06:41,939 --> 00:06:44,259 I'm thinking if I do this for her brother, 97 00:06:44,579 --> 00:06:46,259 maybe Angela will come back to me. 98 00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:49,860 What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls. 99 00:06:49,939 --> 00:06:51,259 I know, but… 100 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:57,660 I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her. 101 00:06:57,739 --> 00:06:59,900 Will you help me? Please? 102 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,819 Okay. Bye. 103 00:07:08,739 --> 00:07:12,100 Monica's not coming. It's just gonna be me and Rachel. 104 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:16,379 Hold on there, camper. You sure you've thought this through? 105 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:19,660 It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty minimal. 106 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:22,780 It's just you and Rachel? Just the two of you? 107 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,179 This is a date. You're going on a date. 108 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:28,020 Nuh-uh. 109 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,460 Yeah-huh. 110 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,660 What are you saying? 111 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:36,220 I should shave again? Pick up some wine? What? 112 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,660 You may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. 113 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:44,860 It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it to be dirty? 114 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,259 No. 115 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,939 And the fabric softener? 116 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,619 Okay. What is wrong with my Snuggles? 117 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:01,660 What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy. 118 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:04,259 Like a little fuzzy bear. 119 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,660 I can pick something else up on the way. 120 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,340 Thank you. 121 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:17,420 So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall, short? 122 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,460 Yep. 123 00:08:20,699 --> 00:08:22,860 - Which? - Which what? 124 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,579 - You've never met Bob, have you? - No, but… 125 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,980 For all we know, he could be horribly… 126 00:08:30,059 --> 00:08:31,059 Hey, Joey! 127 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:35,259 Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now. 128 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:42,460 Where are they? 129 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:45,660 This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us. 130 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:50,459 That's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies. 131 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:51,939 I don't wanna do that. 132 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,219 - Here we go. - Have a good breakup. 133 00:08:58,979 --> 00:09:02,579 - Hey, Janice. - My God, I am so glad you called me. 134 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:05,699 I had the most supremely awful day. 135 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,219 That's not good. 136 00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:12,459 Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please? 137 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:15,500 We got the proofs from that photo shoot with the vegetables. 138 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:16,939 They sucked. 139 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:19,819 I blew off the rest of the afternoon. I went shopping. 140 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,859 And I got you… 141 00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:25,939 I'm looking. 142 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,380 I'm looking. 143 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,500 - I got you… - What? 144 00:09:30,579 --> 00:09:34,059 - What? - What did you get me there? 145 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:36,660 I got you… 146 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:38,459 these. 147 00:09:39,339 --> 00:09:41,099 Bullwinkle socks. 148 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,620 - That's so sweet. - I knew you had the Rockys. 149 00:09:43,939 --> 00:09:45,859 So you could wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, 150 00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:49,260 or wear Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix and match. 151 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,260 Moose and squirrel. 152 00:09:51,339 --> 00:09:53,059 Whatever you want. 153 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:59,500 I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte? 154 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:05,459 No. No, I'm still working on mine. 155 00:10:10,099 --> 00:10:12,500 - That's it? - Yeah, it was really hard. 156 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:16,660 - Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. - Okay, you weren't there. 157 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:31,260 Coming through! Move! 158 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:39,500 Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. 159 00:10:39,819 --> 00:10:42,059 Yeah, well, now you're kind of not. 160 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,979 But I saved it. I put my basket on top. 161 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,579 - I'm sorry. Is that your basket? - Yes. 162 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,699 It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds! 163 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:55,219 What? 164 00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:59,300 No suds, no save, okay? 165 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,660 - What's going on? - Hi. 166 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:07,260 Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. 167 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,939 Was your basket on top? 168 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:11,300 - Yeah, but there were no suds. - So? 169 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,099 - You know, no suds, no save. - No suds, no… Excuse me. 170 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,059 Hold on a second! 171 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:21,459 - This is my friend's machine. - Her stuff wasn't in it! 172 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:25,540 That's not the rule, and you know it! 173 00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:37,099 All right. Show's over. 174 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:42,059 Nothing to see here. 175 00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:46,660 Okay. Let's do laundry. 176 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,300 That was amazing! I can't even send back soup. 177 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:54,859 That's because you're such a sweet, gentle… 178 00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,819 Do you? You must need detergent. 179 00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,500 - What's that? - Überweiss. 180 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,420 It's new. It's German. It's extra tough! 181 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,540 Rach, do you… Are you gonna separate those? 182 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:17,979 Oh, God. 183 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,500 Am I being like a total laundry spaz? 184 00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:24,420 Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? 185 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,780 Have you… Have you never done this before? 186 00:12:31,099 --> 00:12:34,020 Not myself. But I know other people that have. 187 00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:38,660 Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. 188 00:12:40,339 --> 00:12:43,179 Don't worry. I'll use the gentle cycle. 189 00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:46,459 Okay… 190 00:12:47,819 --> 00:12:51,380 Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites. 191 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:52,540 - Whites. - Okay. 192 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,939 A whole other machine for your colors. 193 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,660 And then a third for your… 194 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:05,459 delicates. And that would be your bras, and your underpanty things. 195 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,660 Okay, well, these are white cotton panties. 196 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,059 Would they go with whites or with delicates? 197 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,660 That would be a judgment call. 198 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,339 He's so cute! 199 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,819 So where did you guys grow up? 200 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,020 - Brooklyn Heights. - Cleveland. 201 00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:31,339 - How did that happen? - Oh, my God! 202 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,059 What? 203 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,459 I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. 204 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:39,900 But I'm not. 205 00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:54,059 - So you and Angela? - Yep. Pretty much. 206 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,859 - You're a lucky man. - Yeah. 207 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,900 You know what I miss the most about her? 208 00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:02,459 That cute nibbley noise she makes when she eats. 209 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:07,660 Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel. 210 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,900 - I never really noticed. - Yeah. Listen for it. 211 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:18,059 - Monica. Monica is great. - Yeah. Yeah, she is. 212 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:20,380 But it's not gonna last. 213 00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:24,260 She's too much for me in bed. 214 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,500 Sexually. 215 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,660 I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific. 216 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,179 Yeah, isn't he? 217 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,179 It's so great to meet a guy who's smart and funny, 218 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,660 and has an emotional age beyond 8. 219 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:43,260 You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed! 220 00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:50,179 My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. 221 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,420 That's nice. 222 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:02,300 You can do this. It's like pulling off a Band-Aid. 223 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:06,380 Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. 224 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:08,059 Go! 225 00:15:16,339 --> 00:15:17,740 Janice… 226 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,540 Hi, Janice. 227 00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:26,420 Okay, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. 228 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,300 Janice. 229 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,859 All right. 230 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:38,420 Well… 231 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,059 Well, there you go. 232 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,380 Stop it… 233 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,140 Okay, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, 234 00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:55,260 but I feel that if I can do this, if I can actually do my own laundry, 235 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,260 there isn't anything I can't do. 236 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,780 That does not sound stupid to me. No, it's like… 237 00:16:02,859 --> 00:16:05,579 The first time I had to make dinner for myself after Carol left me… 238 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,699 I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross… 239 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,380 Okay. 240 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:13,540 - Uh-oh. - What, "uh-oh"? 241 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,859 Uh-oh, the laundry's done. 242 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,900 It's a song. 243 00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:22,900 The laundry song that we sing. 244 00:16:23,979 --> 00:16:27,099 Uh-oh, the laundry's done 245 00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:30,179 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 246 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,979 - The laundry's done - Come on, show me. 247 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:37,140 It's just that you left a red sock in with your whites, and now… 248 00:16:39,819 --> 00:16:42,740 everything's kind of pink. 249 00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:44,579 Everything's pink? 250 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,459 Except for the red sock, which is still red. 251 00:16:47,979 --> 00:16:50,300 Don't be upset. It can happen to anyone. 252 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,339 But it didn't. It happened to me. 253 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:55,260 God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! 254 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,979 What am I doing? 255 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,459 My father's right! I can't live on my own. 256 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,859 I can't even do laundry! 257 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:16,699 Something went wrong with Underdog, 258 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:19,059 and they couldn't get his head to inflate. 259 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,859 So anyway, 260 00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:25,740 his head is, like, flopping down Broadway. 261 00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:31,659 And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is. 262 00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:33,379 I've got something's in my eye. 263 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,859 Joey, could we check it in the light, please? 264 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:40,419 - Oh, my God! - What? 265 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:45,659 Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like cocktails in Appalachia. 266 00:17:50,059 --> 00:17:51,180 Come on, they're close. 267 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,980 Close? She's got her tongue in his ear. 268 00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:58,579 Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross. 269 00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:02,419 Joey, this is sick. It's disgusting. It's… 270 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,700 not really true, is it? 271 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,819 - Who's to say what's true? - What were you thinking? 272 00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:11,500 I'm not proud of this, okay? 273 00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:13,099 Maybe I am a little. 274 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,099 - I'm out of here! - Wait! Come on! 275 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,500 You like him. I want her. He likes you. 276 00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:23,059 - Really? - Yeah. 277 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:27,059 I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, 278 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,059 we can break them up. 279 00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:34,099 I'm so sorry. I can't believe I did this. 280 00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:37,659 I just couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. 281 00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:46,859 Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. 282 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,180 Here's the thing. It's like we're different. 283 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,300 I'm the bing, you're the boom… 284 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:01,220 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! 285 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,980 Are you okay? 286 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:08,260 It's just my lens. It's my lens. I'll be right back. 287 00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:12,780 I hit her in the eye! 288 00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:16,379 This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! 289 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,300 Oh, my God. 290 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:24,059 - How many of those have you had? - I don't know. A million! 291 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:28,020 Chandler, shh, shh. Easy. Go to your happy place. 292 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,899 - I'm fine. - All right. 293 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:37,619 - I'm not fine. Here she comes. - Wait here, okay? Breathe. 294 00:19:55,899 --> 00:19:59,300 - How do you do that? - It's like a gift. 295 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,099 We should always, always break up together. 296 00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:05,419 I'd like that. 297 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,659 You got the clothes clean. That's the important part. 298 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,899 I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. 299 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,339 I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. 300 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,819 I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. 301 00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:29,020 Now, come on. Get out of my way. 302 00:20:29,339 --> 00:20:32,740 I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't being clear. This was our cart. 303 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,899 There aren't any clothes in it! 304 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,619 Quit making up rules! 305 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:41,099 Let go! Come on, this is my cart. You know I saw it first. 306 00:20:41,419 --> 00:20:43,659 Listen, Mitzi, if you want this cart, 307 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,099 you're gonna have to take me with it! 308 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:56,500 - Yes! Did you see that? - You were incredible. 309 00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:59,099 A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen. 310 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,379 I could not have done this without you. 311 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,859 Okay… 312 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,659 More clothes in the dryer? 313 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,859 - I'm fine. - Are you sure? 314 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,619 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah. 315 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,819 - Does it still hurt? - Yeah. 316 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:30,020 What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this. 317 00:21:31,819 --> 00:21:34,099 - Hi! - How'd it go? 318 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,180 Excellent! 319 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:39,419 We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. 320 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,260 What a beautiful story. 321 00:21:44,379 --> 00:21:47,020 - I'm fine, by the way. - I'm sorry. 322 00:21:47,579 --> 00:21:50,300 - Where's Chandler? - He needed some time to grieve. 323 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:52,700 I'm free! 324 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,220 That ought to do it.