1 00:00:43,049 --> 00:00:46,850 Look! There's Joey's picture! This is so exciting! 2 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:49,569 You can spot someone who's never seen his plays. 3 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:52,289 Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. 4 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:57,010 The exclamation point scares me. It's not just Freud, it's Freud! 5 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,010 Magic is about to happen! 6 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,530 Well, Eva, 7 00:01:03,369 --> 00:01:06,249 we've done some excellent work here. 8 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:12,770 And I would have to say, your problem is quite clear. 9 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:18,090 All you want is a dinkle 10 00:01:18,569 --> 00:01:21,410 What you envy's a schwang 11 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:24,810 A thing through which you can tinkle 12 00:01:24,889 --> 00:01:27,370 To play with or simply let hang 13 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:25,409 I feel violated. 14 00:02:26,249 --> 00:02:29,170 Did anybody else feel like peeling their skin off, 15 00:02:29,489 --> 00:02:31,210 to have something else to do? 16 00:02:31,969 --> 00:02:34,810 - Ross, 10:00. - Is it? It feels like 2. 17 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,810 - No, 10:00! - What? 18 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:43,409 There's a beautiful woman at 8, 9, 10:00! 19 00:02:45,569 --> 00:02:47,810 - Hello! - She's amazing! 20 00:02:48,129 --> 00:02:51,490 She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men. 21 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:54,490 Go over to her. She's not with anyone. 22 00:02:54,569 --> 00:02:57,449 And what would my opening line be? Excuse me… 23 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,729 Come on, she's a person. You can do it. 24 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:05,810 Could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up. 25 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:08,610 He could never get a woman like that in a million years. 26 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:14,409 But you always see these beautiful women with these "nothing" guys. 27 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:16,409 You could be one of those guys. 28 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,129 - You could do that. - You think? 29 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,569 Absolutely! 30 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,930 I can't believe I'm even considering this. 31 00:03:23,249 --> 00:03:25,650 - I'm very aware of my tongue. - Come on. 32 00:03:25,969 --> 00:03:27,050 Here goes. 33 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:33,169 Yes? 34 00:03:33,569 --> 00:03:35,409 Hi. 35 00:03:35,729 --> 00:03:37,729 Okay, next word would be… 36 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:38,810 Chandler. 37 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,689 Chandler is my name and… 38 00:03:43,129 --> 00:03:44,370 Hi! 39 00:03:46,009 --> 00:03:47,249 Yes, you said that. 40 00:03:47,569 --> 00:03:49,569 Yes! Yes, I did. But what I didn't say… 41 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,530 What I wanted to say was… 42 00:03:52,849 --> 00:03:55,810 Would you like to go out with me? Thank you. Good night. 43 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:57,610 Chandler? 44 00:04:00,169 --> 00:04:01,169 There he is! 45 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:04,210 - I didn't know you could dance! - You were in a play! 46 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,810 What'd you think? 47 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:09,650 - I didn't know you could dance! - You were in a play! 48 00:04:09,729 --> 00:04:12,449 Come on, it wasn't that bad. I was the lead. 49 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:15,770 It was better than the troll thing. At least you got to see my head. 50 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:18,969 - You're right. - We saw your head. 51 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,650 She said yes! 52 00:04:22,090 --> 00:04:24,289 Awful play, man! 53 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:30,249 Her name's Aurora. She's Italian and she pronounces my name "Chandler." 54 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,449 I like that better. The usher gave me this to give to you. 55 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:38,610 - What is it? - The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. 56 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:41,409 An agency left me its card. Maybe they wanna sign me! 57 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,650 Based on this play? 58 00:04:45,249 --> 00:04:47,090 Based on this play! 59 00:04:55,809 --> 00:04:57,890 - Hey, kids! - Hey, Chandler. 60 00:04:57,969 --> 00:05:01,369 No, because this line is passion, and this is just a line. 61 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:06,049 I've been here seven seconds, and you haven't asked me how my date went. 62 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:10,169 - How was your date, Chandler? - It was unbelievable! 63 00:05:10,489 --> 00:05:14,049 I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! 64 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,570 She was in the Israeli army. 65 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:20,409 None of the bullets hit the engine block, so we made it to the border. 66 00:05:20,489 --> 00:05:22,409 But just barely and I… 67 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:27,409 I've been talking about myself all night long. I'm sorry. 68 00:05:27,489 --> 00:05:29,409 What about you? Tell me your stories. 69 00:05:30,369 --> 00:05:31,409 All right, once, 70 00:05:31,729 --> 00:05:34,250 once I got on the subway, right? 71 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:36,049 And it was at night, 72 00:05:36,409 --> 00:05:38,809 and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn, 73 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:41,409 just for the hell of it. 74 00:05:42,289 --> 00:05:44,690 We talked till 2. It was this perfect evening. 75 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:46,969 More or less. 76 00:05:47,049 --> 00:05:49,250 Suddenly, we realized we were in Yemen. 77 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:53,409 - I'm sorry, so "we" is? - "We" is me and Rick. 78 00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:55,770 - Who's Rick? - Who's Rick? 79 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:58,010 My husband. 80 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:02,570 - So you're divorced? - No. 81 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:06,609 I'm sorry. So you're widowed? Hopefully? 82 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:09,169 No, I'm still married. 83 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:15,010 So how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me, 84 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:17,770 sliding your foot so far up my leg, 85 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:20,210 you can count the change in my pocket? 86 00:06:21,929 --> 00:06:22,929 Don't worry. 87 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:26,130 I imagine he'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan. 88 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,929 Ethan? There's an Ethan? 89 00:06:31,049 --> 00:06:32,890 Ethan is my… 90 00:06:33,369 --> 00:06:34,409 boyfriend. 91 00:06:34,489 --> 00:06:35,489 What? 92 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:41,090 So, what kind of relationship do you imagine us having, 93 00:06:41,169 --> 00:06:43,130 if you already have a husband and a boyfriend? 94 00:06:43,809 --> 00:06:46,250 I suppose, mainly sexual. 95 00:06:49,969 --> 00:06:51,450 I'm sorry it didn't work out. 96 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:54,809 What not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. 97 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,210 Didn't you listen to the story? 98 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:03,409 How could you get involved with a woman like this? 99 00:07:03,729 --> 00:07:07,130 I had trouble with it at first, but I get all the good stuff. 100 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:10,609 All the fun, all the talking, all the sex, 101 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,210 and no responsibility. 102 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:15,690 This is every guy's fantasy! 103 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:18,130 That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy? 104 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,010 No, of course not. 105 00:07:22,289 --> 00:07:23,969 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 106 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:28,210 You'd go out with someone else who's going out with someone else? 107 00:07:28,609 --> 00:07:30,690 - I couldn't. - Good for you. 108 00:07:31,049 --> 00:07:33,250 When I'm with a woman, I need to know 109 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,010 that I'm going out with more people than she is. 110 00:07:36,609 --> 00:07:40,809 You know, monogamy can be a tricky concept. 111 00:07:40,890 --> 00:07:42,289 Anthropologically… 112 00:07:44,969 --> 00:07:48,770 - Fine. Now you'll never know. - We're kidding. Tell us. 113 00:07:48,849 --> 00:07:50,530 - We wanna know. - Come on! 114 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:54,169 All right. There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey… 115 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:07,890 Are we greeting each other this way now? I like that. 116 00:08:09,609 --> 00:08:13,289 Look! I cleaned! I did the windows. I did the floors. 117 00:08:13,729 --> 00:08:17,049 I used all the attachments on the vacuum except for that round one. 118 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,409 I don't know what it's for. 119 00:08:18,729 --> 00:08:21,169 Nobody knows, and we're not supposed to ask. 120 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,049 What do you think? 121 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:25,890 - It's very clean. - Really, it looks great! 122 00:08:28,929 --> 00:08:32,530 I see you moved the green ottoman. 123 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:37,890 How did that happen? 124 00:08:39,369 --> 00:08:41,650 I don't know. I thought it looked better there. 125 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:45,049 And also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table. 126 00:08:45,729 --> 00:08:47,489 Yeah, it's interesting. 127 00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:51,010 But you know what? Just for fun, 128 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:54,809 let's see what it looked like in the old spot. 129 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:56,570 Just to compare. 130 00:08:57,489 --> 00:08:59,049 Let's see. 131 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,849 It looks good there too. 132 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,330 Let's leave it there for a while. 133 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:07,409 I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman. 134 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:09,850 Thank God you didn't fan out the magazines. 135 00:09:09,929 --> 00:09:12,250 She'll scratch your eyes out. 136 00:09:12,329 --> 00:09:15,370 - You guys, I am not that bad! - Yeah, you are. 137 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:20,010 Remember, I lived with you? You were a little, you know… 138 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:25,409 That is so unfair! 139 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,010 When we were kids, 140 00:09:27,089 --> 00:09:29,370 yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy. 141 00:09:32,169 --> 00:09:34,730 Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized. 142 00:09:34,809 --> 00:09:36,569 But, hey, I can be a kook! 143 00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:40,850 All right, you madcap gal! 144 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:43,850 Try to imagine this. 145 00:09:43,929 --> 00:09:47,409 The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away. 146 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:50,130 - Why not? - Because you're a kook! 147 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:54,809 Instead, you wait until they send you a notice. 148 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:57,049 I could do that. 149 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,049 Okay, then you let me go grocery shopping, 150 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:03,010 and I buy laundry detergent. 151 00:10:03,089 --> 00:10:05,970 But it's not the one with the easy-pour spout. 152 00:10:06,409 --> 00:10:08,049 Why would someone do that? 153 00:10:10,329 --> 00:10:12,209 One might wonder. 154 00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:15,289 A glass is on the table. There's no coaster. 155 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:17,010 It's a cold drink. It's a hot day. 156 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:21,809 Beads of condensation are inching their way closer to the wood… 157 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:23,329 Stop it! 158 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:30,089 Oh, my God! It's true. Who am I? 159 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,569 Monica, you're Mom. 160 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:41,610 Oh, my God! 161 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:43,770 Okay. 162 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,809 Okay, I'll be there. 163 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,610 That was my agent. 164 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:56,049 My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie! 165 00:10:56,929 --> 00:10:58,730 That's great! 166 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:02,209 - What's the part? - Can you believe this? Al Pacino! 167 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,409 This guy's why I became an actor. 168 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,650 "I'm out of order? You're out of order! 169 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,610 "This whole courtroom's out of order!" 170 00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:12,169 Seriously, what's the part? 171 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,970 "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" 172 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:19,209 Come on. Seriously, Joey, what's the part? 173 00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:22,610 You're… What? 174 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,370 I'm his butt double, okay? 175 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:34,049 I play Al Pacino's butt. 176 00:11:36,289 --> 00:11:39,329 All right? He goes into the shower, and then… 177 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:41,010 I'm his butt. 178 00:11:41,929 --> 00:11:44,409 - Oh, my God! - Come on, you guys. 179 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:47,850 This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it and that's big! 180 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:51,929 No, it's terrific. You deserve this. After all your years of struggling, 181 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:55,010 you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. 182 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:01,929 Okay, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me! 183 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,730 You're right. It is. 184 00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:07,610 So are you gonna invite us all to the big opening? 185 00:12:19,089 --> 00:12:21,809 - I need to borrow some moisturizer. - For what? 186 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,730 What do you think? Today's the big day! 187 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:27,089 Okay, go into the bathroom. Use whatever you want. 188 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:29,770 Just don't ever tell me what you did in there. 189 00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:31,289 Thank you. 190 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,250 - Joey's mom's on the phone. - He's in the bathroom. 191 00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:39,569 - You don't wanna go in there! - Come on, we're roommates. 192 00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:43,610 My eyes! 193 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:47,490 I warned you. 194 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,890 - Who is being loud? - That would be Monica. 195 00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:54,770 Can I borrow some things? I wanna make Aurora breakfast. 196 00:12:55,089 --> 00:12:56,689 You got the whole night? 197 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,169 I only have 20 minutes until Ethan, so… 198 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,289 Do I sense a bit of resentment? 199 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:06,970 No. No resentment. Believe me, it's worth it, okay? 200 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,130 In a relationship, you have these key moments 201 00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:12,490 you'll remember for the rest of your life. 202 00:13:12,809 --> 00:13:16,010 Every single second is like that with Aurora. 203 00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:18,490 And I've just wasted 35 of them talking to you. 204 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:21,770 So, Monica, can you help me with the door? 205 00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:25,530 Chandler, the old Monica would remind you 206 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:29,169 to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush. 207 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,049 But I'm not gonna do that. 208 00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:40,169 Damn it! Hire the girl. 209 00:13:41,329 --> 00:13:42,409 Okay, everybody ready? 210 00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:46,650 I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity. 211 00:13:47,929 --> 00:13:49,169 Lose the robe. 212 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:52,329 - Me? - That would work. 213 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,569 Right. Okay. Losing the robe! 214 00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:58,890 Okay, and the robe is lost. 215 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:02,530 Everybody, I would like to get this in one take. 216 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,370 Let's roll it. Water's working. 217 00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:07,530 And action! 218 00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,209 And cut! 219 00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,929 Butt guy, what are you doing? 220 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:17,929 - I'm showering. - No, that was clenching. 221 00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:22,370 The way I see it, the guy's upset here, you know? 222 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,970 His wife's dead, his brother's missing. 223 00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,569 I think his butt would be angry here. 224 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:31,490 I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch. 225 00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:34,770 Once again, rolling. Water working. 226 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,569 And action! 227 00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:41,169 And cut! What was that? 228 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,730 I was going for quiet desperation. 229 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,770 But if you have to ask… 230 00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:58,289 - God, I love these fingers. - Thank you. 231 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:00,970 No, actually, I meant my fingers. 232 00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:04,370 Look at them. Look at how happy they are. 233 00:15:06,409 --> 00:15:09,209 - Oh, my God, I'm late! - No. 234 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:12,250 - Don't go. - Okay. 235 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,049 - I have to. - She's leaving. 236 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,409 I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me. 237 00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:22,209 - I thought you talked to Rick. - It's not Rick. 238 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,490 Ethan? He gets the whole day with you! 239 00:15:24,569 --> 00:15:26,089 No, it's Andrew. 240 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,569 I know there'll be many moments, 241 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:36,770 when I'll regret asking the following question, but… 242 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:40,490 - And Andrew is? - He's new. 243 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,650 So you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? 244 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,569 No, that's not exactly what I was… 245 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:52,289 Most women would kill for three guys like us. 246 00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:55,890 So, what do you want? 247 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,730 You. 248 00:15:57,809 --> 00:16:00,409 - You have me. - No. Just you. 249 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:03,770 - What do you mean? - Lose the other guys. 250 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,169 Like, all of them? 251 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,890 Come on, we're great together. Why not? 252 00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,250 Why can't we just have what we have now? 253 00:16:13,329 --> 00:16:15,610 Why can't we just talk, laugh and make love, 254 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:18,530 without feeling obligated to one another? 255 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:22,370 Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted too. 256 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:28,049 Part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys. 257 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:30,770 One guy's saying, "Shut up! This is great!" 258 00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:33,730 But there's this other guy. 259 00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:37,209 It's the guy who wells up every time the Grinch's heart grows three sizes 260 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,250 and breaks that measuring device. 261 00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:43,409 He's saying, "This is too hard. Get out!" 262 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,730 So which one of the two guys will you listen to? 263 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:52,329 I have to listen to both. They don't let each other finish. 264 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,209 Which one? 265 00:16:58,770 --> 00:16:59,970 The second guy. 266 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:02,770 I see. 267 00:17:07,049 --> 00:17:09,169 Call me if you change your mind. 268 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:20,569 Sorry, the first guy runs the lips. 269 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,650 Look at it this way. You dumped her! 270 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,770 Right? This woman was unbelievably sexy, 271 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:44,329 and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable… 272 00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:48,369 Tell me why you did this again? 273 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:50,490 - Hey! - Hey! 274 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,250 Movie star! 275 00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:55,770 Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie? 276 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,970 - Nope. - No? What happened, big guy? 277 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:03,170 Big guy? 278 00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:07,369 It felt like a "big guy" moment. 279 00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:09,649 I got fired! 280 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:12,329 They said I acted too much with it. 281 00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:16,809 I told everybody about this. 282 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,889 Everybody will be expecting to see me. 283 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:21,569 You know what? No one will be able to tell. 284 00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:23,369 My mom will. 285 00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:29,569 There's something so sweet, and disturbing about that. 286 00:18:30,649 --> 00:18:33,609 I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years, 287 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,930 and I finally get my shot, and I blow it! 288 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,809 Maybe this wasn't your shot. 289 00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:43,170 I think when it's your shot, you know it's your shot. 290 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,410 Did it feel like your shot? 291 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,210 Hard to tell. I was naked. 292 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,970 I don't think this was your shot. 293 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,170 I don't even think you just get one shot. 294 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,609 I really believe big things are gonna happen for you. I do. 295 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,770 You've gotta keep thinking about the day that some kid will go, 296 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,289 "I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!" 297 00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:10,970 You think? That's so nice. 298 00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:13,649 Come here. 299 00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:19,730 I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys. 300 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:20,849 Good night. 301 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,250 You're gonna leave your shoes out here? 302 00:19:28,289 --> 00:19:33,770 Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless, haphazard manner? 303 00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:38,690 It doesn't matter. I'll get them tomorrow. Or not! 304 00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:41,970 Whenever. 305 00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:47,170 She is a kook. 306 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:04,250 If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. 307 00:20:05,849 --> 00:20:08,250 No, don't do this! 308 00:20:08,569 --> 00:20:09,849 This is stupid! 309 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,049 I don't have to prove anything. I'm gonna go get them. 310 00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:15,490 But then everyone will know. 311 00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:21,049 Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back. 312 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,930 I need help!