1 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:10,589 Terry, I know I haven't worked here very long, 2 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:12,949 but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible, 3 00:00:13,029 --> 00:00:15,910 if I got a $100 advance on my salary? 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,989 An advance? 5 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,469 It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. 6 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:22,629 See, every year, we go skiing in Vail, 7 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:24,749 and normally my father pays for my ticket, 8 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:28,030 but I've sort of started this whole independent thing, 9 00:00:28,109 --> 00:00:31,109 which is actually why I took this "job." 10 00:00:32,749 --> 00:00:34,830 Rachel, sweetheart. 11 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,510 You're a terrible, terrible waitress. 12 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:42,110 Really, really awful. 13 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:46,269 Okay, I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. 14 00:00:48,269 --> 00:00:52,309 But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better. 15 00:00:52,389 --> 00:00:54,790 I really do. 16 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:56,110 Does anybody need coffee? 17 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,709 - Yeah, over here. - Yeah, I do. 18 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:02,110 Look at that. 19 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:53,989 Excuse me, sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. 20 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,229 I was just wondering, 21 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:58,110 you think there's a possibility you could give me an advance on my tips? 22 00:01:58,190 --> 00:02:00,190 No. 23 00:02:00,269 --> 00:02:04,310 Okay. That's fine, fine. Sorry about that spill before. 24 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,709 Only 98.50 to go. 25 00:02:08,789 --> 00:02:10,829 - Hey. - Hey. 26 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:13,509 Ross, did you know that Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico 27 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:14,590 for Thanksgiving? 28 00:02:14,669 --> 00:02:16,629 What? No, they're not. 29 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,430 Yes, they are. The Blymans invited them. 30 00:02:18,509 --> 00:02:19,509 You're wrong. 31 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:22,949 - I am not wrong. - You're wrong. 32 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:25,990 No, I just talked to them. 33 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:28,949 I'm calling Mom. 34 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:35,389 - Hey, hey. - Hey. 35 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:36,949 - Hey. - Coffee. 36 00:02:37,829 --> 00:02:41,310 And this from the Cry for Help Are you wearing makeup? 37 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:44,870 Yes, I am. 38 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:48,629 As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor/model. 39 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,829 Thank you. 40 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:54,430 That's funny, I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man/woman. 41 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,910 What were you modeling for? 42 00:02:57,990 --> 00:02:59,949 You know those posters for the City Free Clinic? 43 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,509 You're gonna be one of those healthy, healthy, healthy guys? 44 00:03:03,389 --> 00:03:05,150 The asthma guy's really cute. 45 00:03:05,229 --> 00:03:06,669 - He is. - Isn't he? 46 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,710 - You know which one you're gonna be? - No. 47 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,750 But I hear Lyme disease is open, so, you know… 48 00:03:11,829 --> 00:03:15,069 - Good luck, man. I hope you get it. - Thanks. 49 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:21,150 You were right. How can they do this to us? 50 00:03:21,229 --> 00:03:22,710 It's Thanksgiving. 51 00:03:22,789 --> 00:03:25,389 Tell you what. How about if I cook dinner at my place? 52 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,509 I'll make it just like Mom's. 53 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:30,310 Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps? 54 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:33,349 You know they're not actually supposed to… 55 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,349 I'll work on the lumps. 56 00:03:36,229 --> 00:03:38,270 - Joey, you're going home, right? - Yeah. 57 00:03:38,349 --> 00:03:42,270 And I assume, Chandler, you're still boycotting all the Pilgrim holidays? 58 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,190 Yes, every single one of them. 59 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:47,829 Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma? 60 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,190 Yeah, and her boyfriend. 61 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,669 But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar. 62 00:03:57,229 --> 00:03:59,470 So you're free Thursday, then? 63 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:01,750 - Yeah. Can I come? - Yeah. 64 00:04:03,629 --> 00:04:05,710 Rach, you still thinking you're gonna make it to Vail? 65 00:04:05,789 --> 00:04:08,549 Absolutely. Shoop. 66 00:04:08,629 --> 00:04:12,270 - Only $102 to go. - I thought it was 98.50. 67 00:04:12,349 --> 00:04:14,710 Yeah, it was, but I broke a cup. 68 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,669 I'm off to Carol's. 69 00:04:18,749 --> 00:04:21,590 Why don't we invite her? 70 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:23,749 Because she's my ex-wife, 71 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:27,869 and will probably wanna bring her lesbian life partner. 72 00:04:37,669 --> 00:04:41,590 - Hi. Is Carol here? - No, she's at a faculty meeting. 73 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:45,989 I just came by to pick up my skull. 74 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:47,789 Not mine, but… 75 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:50,510 - Come in. - Thanks. 76 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:54,789 Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. 77 00:04:54,869 --> 00:04:56,150 What's it look like? 78 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,669 Kind of like a big face without skin. 79 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:04,669 Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. 80 00:05:04,749 --> 00:05:07,150 - We can just look for it. - Okay. 81 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:16,510 You guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. 82 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:23,030 You have to take a course. 83 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:26,669 Otherwise they don't let you do it. 84 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:38,789 Yertle the Turtle. A classic. 85 00:05:38,869 --> 00:05:41,390 Actually, I'm reading it to the baby. 86 00:05:43,669 --> 00:05:46,669 The baby that hasn't been born yet? 87 00:05:46,749 --> 00:05:48,989 Wouldn't that mean you're… 88 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:50,590 …crazy? 89 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:54,270 What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there? 90 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,470 You're not serious. You really talk to it? 91 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:02,270 Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. 92 00:06:03,669 --> 00:06:05,309 Do you… Do you talk about me? 93 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:09,229 - Yeah, yeah. All the time. - Really? 94 00:06:09,590 --> 00:06:14,630 But we just refer to you as "Bobo the sperm guy." 95 00:06:24,669 --> 00:06:29,669 If she's talking to it, I just think I should get some belly time too. 96 00:06:29,749 --> 00:06:31,989 Not that I believe any of this. 97 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:35,669 I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. 98 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:37,109 - Really? - I can show you. 99 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,710 This will seem a little weird. 100 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,510 But you put your head inside this turkey, 101 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:45,710 and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say. 102 00:06:47,309 --> 00:06:49,950 I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment. 103 00:06:51,669 --> 00:06:53,989 In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. 104 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:00,030 - Hey. - Hey, Rach. 105 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:02,830 - Did you make your money? - No, not even close. 106 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:07,710 Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. Forget shoop, shoop, shoop. 107 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:13,189 Rach, here's your mail. 108 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:15,510 Thanks. You can just put it on the table. 109 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:16,749 No. 110 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,510 Here's your mail. 111 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:23,830 Thanks. You can just put it on the table. 112 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,549 Would you just open it? 113 00:07:28,229 --> 00:07:33,470 Oh, my God. You guys are great. 114 00:07:33,549 --> 00:07:35,630 We all chipped in. 115 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:38,669 - We did? - You owe me 20 bucks. 116 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,229 Thank you. Thank you so much. 117 00:07:41,309 --> 00:07:43,950 Chandler, here you go. Got your traditional holiday feast. 118 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,189 Got your tomato soup, 119 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:49,229 your grilled-cheese fixings, and your family-size bag of Funyuns. 120 00:07:49,309 --> 00:07:51,910 Wait, this is what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? 121 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:54,390 What is it with you and this holiday? 122 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:58,950 - All right, I'm 9 years old. - I hate this story. 123 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,910 We've just finished Thanksgiving dinner. 124 00:08:00,989 --> 00:08:03,189 I have… And I remember this part vividly. 125 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:05,150 A mouthful of pumpkin pie. 126 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:08,189 And this is the moment my parents choose to tell me 127 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,749 they're getting divorced. 128 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:10,830 Oh, my God. 129 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:13,150 It's very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner 130 00:08:13,229 --> 00:08:15,109 once you've seen it in reverse. 131 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:32,630 Hi. 132 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:36,150 - We used to work together. - We did? 133 00:08:36,230 --> 00:08:39,069 Yeah, at Macy's. You're the Obsession girl, right? 134 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,309 - Yes. - I was the Aramis guy. 135 00:08:43,549 --> 00:08:44,709 Aramis? 136 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,429 Yeah, right. 137 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:51,469 I gotta tell you, you're the best in the business. 138 00:08:51,549 --> 00:08:53,230 - Get out. - I'm serious. 139 00:08:53,309 --> 00:08:57,630 You're amazing. You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. 140 00:08:57,709 --> 00:09:00,030 Really? You don't know what that means to me. 141 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,669 You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? 142 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,469 Nothing. 143 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:20,549 Listen, do you wanna go get a drink or something? 144 00:09:21,069 --> 00:09:23,469 Yeah, that would be… 145 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:25,870 What's wrong? 146 00:09:25,949 --> 00:09:27,829 I just remembered I have to do something. 147 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:29,510 What? 148 00:09:32,069 --> 00:09:35,669 - Leave. - Wait. 149 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:17,829 So I guess you all saw it. 150 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,110 - What? - Saw what? 151 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:24,350 No, we're just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. 152 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:42,949 Hey. 153 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:46,589 Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. 154 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,630 Tonight, on a very special Blossom. 155 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:03,270 Looking good. Okay. 156 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:07,750 Cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. 157 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,469 What? 158 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:13,350 I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. 159 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:16,949 All right, that's it. Get out of my way and stop annoying me. 160 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:19,549 That's closer. That's… 161 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,789 I got the ticket, 162 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:25,549 Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop. 163 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:29,630 - You must stop shooping. - Okay, I'm gonna get my stuff. 164 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,510 Chandler, will you just come in, already? 165 00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:33,589 No, thank you. 166 00:11:33,669 --> 00:11:36,589 I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. 167 00:11:36,669 --> 00:11:38,669 Look out. Incoming pumpkin pie. 168 00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,910 Okay, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, 169 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,669 but that's not funny anymore. 170 00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:55,150 Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any Tater Tots. 171 00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,110 That's not a question. 172 00:11:57,709 --> 00:12:00,069 But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. 173 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,990 You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, 174 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,870 a little cranberry sauce, and a Tot. 175 00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:11,870 It's bad enough I can't be with my family, because of my disease. 176 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:17,510 All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, 177 00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:19,150 and in the form of Tots. 178 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:20,750 Yes. 179 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,350 All right, I'm off to talk to my unborn child. 180 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,350 Okay, Mom never hit. 181 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:34,150 Okay, all done. 182 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,069 What? Phoebe, did you whip the pota… 183 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,789 Ross needs lumps. I-'m sorry. I just… 184 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:47,110 I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. 185 00:12:47,189 --> 00:12:48,669 Why would we do that? 186 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,589 Then they'd be just like my mom used to make it before she died. 187 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:58,829 Okay, three kinds of potatoes coming up. 188 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:03,750 Okay. Goodbye, you guys. Thanks for everything. 189 00:13:03,829 --> 00:13:07,870 Oh, God, look at… Sorry. I'm so sorry. 190 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:12,910 The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away. 191 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:16,390 - The balloon? - No, the actual cartoon character. 192 00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:19,910 Of course the balloon. 193 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:22,469 It's all over the news. Before he reached Macy's 194 00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:25,789 he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. 195 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,510 I'm going to the roof. Who's with me? 196 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,949 I can't. I gotta go. 197 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:31,429 An 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city? 198 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,309 - How often does that happen? - Almost never. 199 00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:37,230 - Got the keys? - Okay. 200 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,189 Any time you're ready. 201 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,390 Okay. 202 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,709 Okay, here we go. 203 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:56,990 Okay, where am I talking to here? 204 00:13:57,069 --> 00:14:01,589 There is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage… 205 00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:04,030 Just aim for the bump. 206 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,750 Okay. 207 00:14:07,469 --> 00:14:08,910 Okay. 208 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,870 Okay, here goes. 209 00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:20,390 You know, I… I can't do this. 210 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:23,350 This is… It's too weird. I feel stupid. 211 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:26,189 All right, so don't do it. It's fine. 212 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:29,069 You don't have to do it just because Susan does it. 213 00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:33,709 Hello, baby. Hello. 214 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:37,549 That moment when we first saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park? 215 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,589 But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. 216 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:45,870 Okay, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, 217 00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,469 and juicy on the inside. 218 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,949 Why are we standing here? 219 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:54,350 We're waiting for you to open the door. You've got the keys. 220 00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,030 No, I don't. 221 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,750 Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "Got the keys." 222 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:05,429 No, I didn't. I asked, "Got the keys?" 223 00:15:06,309 --> 00:15:09,429 No. You said, "Got the keys." 224 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:12,549 Either of you have the keys? 225 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,429 - The oven is on. - I've gotta get my ticket. 226 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:19,549 - Wait. We have a copy of your key. - Then get it! 227 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:21,789 That tone won't make me go any faster. 228 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:23,669 - Joey. - That one will. 229 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:31,750 And everyone's telling me: "You gotta pick a major." 230 00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:36,789 So on a dare, I picked paleontology. 231 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,829 And you have no idea what I'm saying, 232 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,949 because, let's face it, you're a fetus. 233 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:46,150 You're just happy you don't have gills anymore. 234 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:50,110 You don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it. 235 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:52,829 Please. I am not singing to your stomach, okay? 236 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,309 How's it going? 237 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,270 Here we come 238 00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:00,630 Walkin' down the street 239 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,189 Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet 240 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:11,630 - Did you just feel that? - I did. 241 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,189 - Does it always… - No, that was the first. 242 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,669 Keep singing. 243 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,429 Hey, hey, you're my baby 244 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,789 And I can't wait to meet you 245 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,469 When you come out I'll buy you a bagel 246 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,230 And then we'll go to the zoo 247 00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:28,429 I felt it that time. 248 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:31,709 Hey, hey, I'm your daddy I'm the one without any breasts 249 00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:39,789 - Nope, not that one. - Can you go any faster with that? 250 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:43,910 I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math. 251 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,990 Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? 252 00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:49,589 For an emergency just like this. 253 00:16:50,589 --> 00:16:53,230 All right, listen, smirky. 254 00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:55,390 If it wasn't for your stupid balloon, 255 00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:58,589 I would be on a plane, watching a woman do this right now. 256 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,510 But I'm not. 257 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,870 I swear you said you had the keys. 258 00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:06,590 No. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys. 259 00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:08,469 And I obviously did not have the keys. 260 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:12,070 Okay, all right, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say "keys." 261 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:17,150 Why would I have the keys? 262 00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:19,229 Aside from the fact that you said you did? 263 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,189 - But I didn't. - You should have. 264 00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,269 - Why? - Because. 265 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:25,189 Why? Because everything is my responsibility? 266 00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:27,870 Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner? 267 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,870 Everyone wants a different kind of potato, 268 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,189 so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. 269 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:35,070 Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? 270 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:38,709 No! 271 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,790 Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, 272 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,870 and Mario gets his Tots. 273 00:17:43,949 --> 00:17:47,709 It's my first Thanksgiving, and I… 274 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,989 It's all burnt, and I can't… 275 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:55,110 Okay, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so… 276 00:17:55,189 --> 00:17:56,949 Look, the door's open. Here we go. 277 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:58,350 Oh, God. 278 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,910 The turkey's burnt. 279 00:18:05,989 --> 00:18:10,429 Potatoes are ruined. 280 00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,949 Here we come Walkin' down the… 281 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,870 This doesn't smell like Mom's. 282 00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:22,989 No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? 283 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,189 Here you go, buddy. You got one. 284 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,070 Oh, God, this is great. 285 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,469 The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. 286 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:36,229 We all had better plans, okay? This was nobody's first choice. 287 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,749 Really? 288 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,390 So why was I busting my ass, 289 00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:41,790 to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner? 290 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,150 - You call that delicious? - You be quiet! 291 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,949 All right, stop it! 292 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,830 Now, this feels like Thanksgiving. 293 00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:06,590 What? 294 00:19:06,669 --> 00:19:10,070 Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. 295 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,630 Oh, my God. He's not alone. 296 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:20,150 Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. 297 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,870 I gotta see this. 298 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,590 All right, Ugly Naked Guy. 299 00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,669 Ugly naked dancing. 300 00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,070 It's nice that he has someone. 301 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,189 Shall I carve? 302 00:19:47,189 --> 00:19:48,189 By all means. 303 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,229 All right. 304 00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:57,550 Okay, who wants light cheese and who wants dark cheese? 305 00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:01,469 I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese. 306 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,350 Does anybody wanna split this with me? 307 00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:05,590 - I will. - You guys have to make a wish. 308 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:10,350 - Make a wish? - Come on, Thanksgiving. 309 00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:17,709 You got the bigger half. What did you wish for? 310 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,630 The bigger half. 311 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:24,150 All right, I'd like to propose a toast. 312 00:20:24,229 --> 00:20:26,669 A little toast here. 313 00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:29,429 This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned, 314 00:20:29,509 --> 00:20:33,469 but for me this has been really great, you know? 315 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:38,029 I think because it didn't involve divorce, or projectile vomiting. 316 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,669 I was just thinking, if you'd gone to Vail, 317 00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:44,590 or if you guys had been with your family, 318 00:20:44,669 --> 00:20:48,070 or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, 319 00:20:50,989 --> 00:20:52,910 we wouldn't be all together, you know? 320 00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:54,669 So I guess what I'm trying to say, 321 00:20:54,749 --> 00:21:00,310 is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. 322 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,830 That's so sweet. 323 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,749 Thank you. 324 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,509 And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas. 325 00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:12,310 - And a crappy New Year. - Hear, hear.