1 00:00:29,499 --> 00:00:32,819 Guys? There's somebody I'd like you to meet. 2 00:00:35,139 --> 00:00:36,860 Wait. What is that? 3 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:38,859 That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? 4 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,260 No. No, I don't. 5 00:00:40,339 --> 00:00:42,459 He is precious. Where did you get him? 6 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,659 My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab. 7 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,299 That is so cruel. 8 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,339 Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel? 9 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,179 That monkey's got a Ross on his ass. 10 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:02,100 Ross, is he gonna live with you in your apartment? 11 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:05,499 Yeah. It's been kind of quiet since Carol left, so… 12 00:01:05,579 --> 00:01:07,420 Why don't you just get a roommate? 13 00:01:07,499 --> 00:01:09,579 I don't know. You reach a certain age, 14 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,579 having a roommate is just kind of pathe… 15 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:16,380 Sorry, that's "pathet," 16 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:19,060 which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live." 17 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,980 You guys, I'm doing all-new material tonight. 18 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,499 I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide, 19 00:02:12,579 --> 00:02:14,820 and one about a snowman. 20 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,900 Might want to open with the snowman. 21 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:22,299 - Hey, Joey. - Hey. 22 00:02:22,379 --> 00:02:24,460 - Hey, Joe. - So how'd it go? 23 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,900 I didn't get the job. 24 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,659 How could you not get it? You were Santa last year. 25 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:35,699 I don't know. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. 26 00:02:36,819 --> 00:02:38,979 He's not even jolly. It's all political. 27 00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:43,140 - So, what are you gonna be? - I'm gonna be one of his helpers. 28 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:46,020 It's just such a slap in the face. 29 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:48,180 Do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? 30 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:53,419 Gee, what? What is wrong with New Year's? 31 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:55,060 Nothing for you. You have Paolo. 32 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:57,659 You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday, 33 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:59,699 desperate scramble to find anything with lips, 34 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,900 just so can have somebody to kiss when the ball drops. 35 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:03,340 Man, I'm talking loud. 36 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:08,659 For your information, Paolo's gonna be in Rome this New Year's. 37 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,819 So I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you. 38 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,740 Yeah, you wish. 39 00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:17,620 It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. 40 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:20,140 I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. 41 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:22,020 Just the six of us. Dinner. 42 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:23,979 - Sure. - Fine. 43 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,419 I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm. 44 00:03:27,259 --> 00:03:28,340 Okay. 45 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,699 - Phoebe, you're on. - Oh, good. 46 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:35,419 Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand 47 00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:37,340 Miss Phoebe Buffay. 48 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,219 Thanks. Hi. 49 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:47,659 I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. 50 00:03:52,939 --> 00:03:55,979 I made a man with eyes of coal 51 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:59,659 And a smile so bewitchin' 52 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,340 How was I supposed to know 53 00:04:02,419 --> 00:04:05,180 That my mom was dead in the kitchen? 54 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:14,819 My mother's ashes 55 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:18,099 Even her eyelashes 56 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:24,819 Are resting in a little yellow jar 57 00:04:26,259 --> 00:04:28,819 And sometimes when it's freezing 58 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,379 I feel a little sneezy 59 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,900 And now I… Excuse me? 60 00:04:34,979 --> 00:04:36,580 Yeah, noisy boys. 61 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:41,059 Is it something that you'd like to share with the group? 62 00:04:42,979 --> 00:04:45,619 No, that's okay. 63 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,780 Come on, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing 64 00:04:48,859 --> 00:04:51,820 then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear. 65 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,179 That guy's going home with a note. 66 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:02,059 - Nothing. I was just saying… - Could you speak up? 67 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:05,099 Sorry. I was just saying to my friend, 68 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,859 you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 69 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:12,580 And you said Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman 70 00:05:12,659 --> 00:05:14,179 that he'd ever seen in his life. 71 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,979 And I said, yeah, I liked her in Splash, 72 00:05:16,059 --> 00:05:17,460 but not so much in Wall Street. 73 00:05:17,539 --> 00:05:20,140 - I thought she had a hard quality. - A hard quality. 74 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,820 And while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, 75 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:28,179 you are luminous with a kind of delicate grace. 76 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,780 Then that's when you started yelling. 77 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,580 Okay, we're gonna take a short break. 78 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,179 I think that guy's going home with more than a note. 79 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,940 Come here, Marcel. Sit here. 80 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:03,299 Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. 81 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,179 God, by my sixth date with Paolo, 82 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:08,020 he had already named both my breasts. 83 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,979 Did I just share too much? 84 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,659 Just a smidge. 85 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:20,940 David's like a scientist guy. He's very methodical. 86 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:23,820 - I think it's romantic. - Me too. 87 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,900 Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? 88 00:06:25,979 --> 00:06:27,099 Yeah. 89 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:30,419 He's kind of like the guy I went to see that with. 90 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:33,940 Except… 91 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:38,900 Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter. 92 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,179 I just want to be with him all the time. 93 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:45,900 You know, day and night. And night and day. 94 00:06:45,979 --> 00:06:48,380 And special occasions. 95 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:52,460 Wait a minute. I see where this is going. 96 00:06:52,539 --> 00:06:53,780 You're gonna ask him to New Year's. 97 00:06:53,859 --> 00:06:56,179 You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact. 98 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,059 No. 99 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:01,020 Yeah, could I just? 100 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,299 Yeah, because I already asked Janice. 101 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,380 You what? 102 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:08,179 Come on, this was a pact. This was your pact. 103 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,859 I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped. 104 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,979 Yeah, but Janice? That was the worst breakup in history. 105 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,419 I'm not saying it was a good idea. I'm saying I snapped. 106 00:07:18,619 --> 00:07:21,299 Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late. 107 00:07:29,619 --> 00:07:31,580 Too many jokes. 108 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:33,979 Must mock Joey. 109 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:38,460 Nice shoes. 110 00:07:39,299 --> 00:07:40,979 You're killing me. 111 00:07:43,179 --> 00:07:46,179 Ross. He's playing with my spatulas again. 112 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,739 He's not gonna hurt them, right? 113 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,659 Do you always have to bring him here? 114 00:07:52,219 --> 00:07:54,140 I didn't want to leave him alone, all right? 115 00:07:54,219 --> 00:07:56,580 We had our first fight this morning. 116 00:07:58,299 --> 00:08:00,340 I think it has to do with my working late. 117 00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:03,059 I said some things that I didn't mean. 118 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:07,179 He threw some feces. 119 00:08:10,539 --> 00:08:13,179 If you're gonna work late, I can look in on him for you. 120 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,260 That would be great. Okay. 121 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:18,739 But if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay? 122 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:21,340 And you're not, like, doing it as a favor to me. 123 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:24,260 Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie. 124 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,179 But you can't actually test this theory. 125 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:36,659 Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough 126 00:08:36,739 --> 00:08:39,619 to simulate these conditions. 127 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,299 - Okay. I have a question then. - Yeah. 128 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,219 Were you planning on kissing me ever? 129 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:50,380 That's definitely a valid question, 130 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:55,020 and the answer would be yes. 131 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,539 Yes, I was. 132 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,900 But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss, 133 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:07,220 that happened at this phenomenal moment because it's you. 134 00:09:07,299 --> 00:09:08,299 Sure. Yeah. 135 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,620 Right. But, see, the longer I waited, 136 00:09:10,699 --> 00:09:12,419 the more phenomenal the kiss had to be. 137 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,939 And now, we've reached a place 138 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,699 where it's just got to be one of those things where 139 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:19,339 I sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. 140 00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:22,299 And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella. 141 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:26,620 David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. 142 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:30,699 You're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body. 143 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,500 - Really. - Yeah. I'm sure of it. 144 00:09:33,579 --> 00:09:36,140 You should just do it. Just sweep and throw me. 145 00:09:39,539 --> 00:09:41,659 - Now? - Right now. Just… 146 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:42,819 Okay. 147 00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:49,020 You know what? This is just really expensive. 148 00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:52,500 Okay. And I'll tell you, this was a gift. 149 00:09:53,179 --> 00:09:54,500 So now you're just kind of tidying up. 150 00:09:54,579 --> 00:09:55,860 Okay, what the hell? 151 00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:03,059 - You want me to actually throw you… - I can hop. 152 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:22,620 Now, tell me something, what does the phase "no-date pact" mean to you? 153 00:10:22,699 --> 00:10:23,860 I'm sorry, okay? 154 00:10:23,939 --> 00:10:26,500 It's just that Chandler has somebody and Phoebe has somebody. 155 00:10:26,579 --> 00:10:28,780 I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby. 156 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,500 Fun Bobby, your ex-boyfriend, Fun Bobby? 157 00:10:30,579 --> 00:10:33,579 - Yeah. - You know more than one Fun Bobby? 158 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,500 I happen to know a Fun Bob. 159 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:39,339 Okay. Here we go. 160 00:10:39,419 --> 00:10:41,900 There's no room for milk. 161 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,140 There. Now there is. 162 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,299 Okay, so on our no-date evening, 163 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,539 three of you now are gonna have dates. 164 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,819 - Four. - Four. 165 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,380 - Five. - Five. 166 00:10:56,939 --> 00:10:59,579 Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight. 167 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,179 Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. 168 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,740 What's an elf to do? 169 00:11:05,819 --> 00:11:08,980 Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone, 170 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,179 when the ball drops? 171 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:14,100 Come on. We'll have a big party, and no one will know who's with who. 172 00:11:14,179 --> 00:11:16,260 This is so not what I needed now. 173 00:11:16,339 --> 00:11:18,819 - What's the matter? - It's Marcel. 174 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:23,419 He keeps shutting me out. 175 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,900 He's walking around all the time, dragging his hands. 176 00:11:27,659 --> 00:11:30,579 That's so weird. I had such a blast with him the other night. 177 00:11:30,659 --> 00:11:32,780 - Really? - Yeah, we played. We watched TV. 178 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,220 That juggling thing is amazing. 179 00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:37,100 What? 180 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:40,020 What juggling thing? 181 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,539 With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that. 182 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,539 No. 183 00:11:46,659 --> 00:11:49,459 It wasn't that big a deal. Just balled-up socks. 184 00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:50,539 And a melon. 185 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:56,980 - Phoebe. Hi. - Hi, Max. Do you know everybody? 186 00:11:57,059 --> 00:11:58,780 No. Have you seen David? 187 00:12:00,339 --> 00:12:01,659 No, he hasn't been around. 188 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:05,100 If you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk. 189 00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:08,299 - Minsk? - Minsk. It's in Russia. 190 00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:11,260 I know where Minsk is. 191 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:16,860 We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid. 192 00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:20,380 - So when do you leave? - January 1st. 193 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,179 Hello? 194 00:12:32,659 --> 00:12:35,539 - Hey. - Hi. 195 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,740 - What are you doing here? - Max told me about Minsk. 196 00:12:38,819 --> 00:12:41,740 So you know, congratulations. This is so exciting! 197 00:12:41,819 --> 00:12:43,579 Yeah. 198 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,620 It'd be even more exciting, if we were going. 199 00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:49,140 You're not going? Why? 200 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:50,900 Tell her, David. 201 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:54,100 "I don't want to go to Minsk to work with Lipson and Yamaguchi and Flank. 202 00:12:54,179 --> 00:12:58,780 No. I want to stay here and make out with my girlfriend." 203 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,459 Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you. 204 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,620 So you're really not going? 205 00:13:04,699 --> 00:13:07,740 I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just… 206 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,900 You decide. 207 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,179 - Don't do that. - Please? 208 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,339 No, but I'm asking you. I can't make a decision. 209 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,900 - I can't. Please, just… - Okay. Stay. 210 00:13:18,059 --> 00:13:19,459 - Stay. - Stay. 211 00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,260 Getting so good at that. 212 00:13:30,579 --> 00:13:32,419 It was Max's stuff. 213 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,020 I love this artichoke thing. 214 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,459 Don't tell me what's in it. The diet starts tomorrow. 215 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,620 You remember Janice. 216 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,220 Vividly. 217 00:14:02,819 --> 00:14:04,339 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Sandy. 218 00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:07,260 Sandy, hi. Come on in. 219 00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:19,140 - You brought your kids. - Yeah. That's okay, right? 220 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:23,980 Party. 221 00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:26,780 That thing is not coming in here. 222 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:30,299 "That thing"? This is how you greet guests at a party? 223 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,659 Let me ask you something. If I showed up with my new girlfriend, 224 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,579 she wouldn't be welcome? 225 00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:37,419 I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. 226 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:42,140 He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. 227 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:47,539 Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here 228 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,339 like nothing happened… 229 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:53,539 All right. Just keep him away from me. 230 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:56,059 Thank you. Come on, Marcel. 231 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,939 What do you say you and I do a little mingling? 232 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:03,699 All right, I'll catch up with you later. 233 00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:11,900 Oh, my gosh. Rachel, honey, 234 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,900 are you okay? Where's Paolo? 235 00:15:15,579 --> 00:15:18,539 Rome. Jerk missed his flight. 236 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,819 And then your face exploded? 237 00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:25,339 No. Okay. 238 00:15:25,419 --> 00:15:28,100 I was at the airport getting into a cab 239 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:32,380 when this woman, this blond planet with a pocketbook 240 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,659 starts yelling at me. 241 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:37,419 Something about how it was her cab first. 242 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:41,500 And the next thing I know, she just starts pulling me out by my hair. 243 00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:44,380 And I started blowing my attack whistle thingy, 244 00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:47,419 and then three more cabs show up. 245 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:51,699 So as I'm going to get into a cab, she tackles me. 246 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:56,220 And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. 247 00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:02,780 Everybody having fun at the party? 248 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,020 Are people eating my dip? 249 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,860 When I saw you at the store last week, 250 00:16:18,579 --> 00:16:22,699 it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. 251 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:26,780 That's dirty. 252 00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:29,260 Yeah. 253 00:16:32,179 --> 00:16:33,620 Hey, kids. 254 00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:38,939 Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, 255 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,059 but at least check in. 256 00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,939 There you are. 257 00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:48,179 You got away from me. 258 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,380 But you found me. 259 00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:52,260 Here, Ross, take our picture. 260 00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:54,740 Smile. You're on Janice Camera. 261 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,500 Kill me. Kill me now. 262 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,780 Everybody, it's Fun Bobby! 263 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,419 Fun Bobby! 264 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,620 Hey, Bobby. 265 00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:12,100 Hey, sorry I'm late. But my grandfather died about two hours ago. 266 00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:16,980 But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow, so here I am. 267 00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:20,339 Hey, Fun Bobby. How's it going, man? 268 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,220 Who died? 269 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,700 It's going to be an open casket, you know? 270 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:34,339 So at least I'll get to see him again. 271 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:41,619 I'm gonna blow this one up and I'm gonna write "Reunited" in glitter. 272 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,899 All right, Janice, that's it! 273 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,539 Janice? 274 00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:48,220 Janice? 275 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,420 When I invited you to this party, I didn't think it meant that we… 276 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:57,220 Oh, no. 277 00:17:57,299 --> 00:17:59,740 - I'm sorry you misunderstood. - Oh, my God. 278 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,579 You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me. 279 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:06,980 One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me. 280 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,980 Will you give me the thing? 281 00:18:14,339 --> 00:18:17,180 - Hi, Max. - Yoko. 282 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,539 I've decided to go to Minsk without you. 283 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,940 It won't be the same, 284 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,980 but it will still be Minsk. 285 00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:32,619 Happy New Year. 286 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,899 Are you all right? 287 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,700 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 288 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:50,619 - You're going to Minsk. - No, I'm not going to Minsk. 289 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,460 You are so going to Minsk. 290 00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:55,539 You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just because of me. 291 00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:59,139 Yes, I can. Because if I go, it means I have to break up with you. 292 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:02,260 - And I can't break up with you. - Yes. Yes, you can. 293 00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:06,660 Just say "Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life. 294 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,539 "And that's what I have to do right now." 295 00:19:08,619 --> 00:19:11,339 And I say, "Your work? How can you say that?" 296 00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:15,619 And then you say, "It's tearing me apart, 297 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,420 "but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?" 298 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:22,220 And I say, "No. I can't understand that." 299 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,420 Sorry. 300 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:28,539 And then you put your arms around me… 301 00:19:28,619 --> 00:19:30,420 And then you put your arms around me. 302 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,579 Sorry. 303 00:19:32,819 --> 00:19:36,220 And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me. 304 00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,420 I'll never forget you. 305 00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:43,780 And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go, 306 00:19:43,859 --> 00:19:46,379 because you don't want to start the new year with me 307 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,859 if you can't finish it. 308 00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:57,899 I'm gonna miss you, you scientist guy. 309 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,099 Hi, this is Dick Clark live in Times Square. 310 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:07,020 We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. 311 00:20:07,099 --> 00:20:08,859 It gets bigger and better every year. 312 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,619 Here you go, kids. 313 00:20:11,299 --> 00:20:14,579 And then the peacock bit me. 314 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,379 Please kiss me at midnight. 315 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:22,379 You seen Sandy? 316 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,420 I don't know how to tell you this, 317 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:29,099 but she's in Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. 318 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,660 Look at that. I did know how to tell you. 319 00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:35,020 Hey, everybody, the ball is going. 320 00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,460 What? 321 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,780 The ball is dropping. 322 00:20:41,379 --> 00:20:43,780 In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight. 323 00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:46,619 And the moment of joy is upon us. 324 00:20:47,099 --> 00:20:49,899 Looks like that "no-date pact" thing worked out. 325 00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:52,740 Everybody looks so happy. I hate that. 326 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,020 Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby. 327 00:20:58,099 --> 00:21:01,379 One. Happy New Year! 328 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:05,740 I just thought I'd throw this out there. I'm no math whiz, 329 00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:10,220 but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. 330 00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:14,420 I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. 331 00:21:15,339 --> 00:21:18,539 - I can't kiss anyone. - So I'm kissing everyone? 332 00:21:19,339 --> 00:21:21,339 No. You can't kiss Ross. That's your brother. 333 00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:25,139 Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me. 334 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:30,460 All right. Somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me. It's midnight. 335 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,619 All right. 336 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,859 There. 337 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:43,500 I wanted this to work so much. 338 00:21:43,899 --> 00:21:45,700 I'm still in there, you know? 339 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,819 Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. 340 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,780 But he's just phoning it in. 341 00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:55,539 It's just so hard to accept that something you love so much, 342 00:21:55,619 --> 00:21:57,819 doesn't love you back. 343 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:01,180 I think that bitch cracked my tooth.