1 00:01:33,229 --> 00:01:34,830 No, we're done. We're done, man. 2 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,510 Aunt Silv, stop yelling. 3 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:27,749 All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, 4 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:30,270 I would've made vegetarian lasagna. 5 00:02:32,029 --> 00:02:35,749 The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. 6 00:02:36,309 --> 00:02:38,589 Ross, did you really read all these baby books? 7 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:42,150 Yep. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, 8 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,190 no compass, 9 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:46,109 and I could find my way out like that. 10 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:48,870 This is cool. 11 00:02:48,949 --> 00:02:52,190 It says in some parts of the world people actually eat the placenta. 12 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:56,750 And we're done with the yogurt. 13 00:02:58,790 --> 00:02:59,790 Sorry. 14 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:03,669 Aunt Silv, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. 15 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,630 What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? 16 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:09,790 Nice talk, Aunt Silv. 17 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:12,510 You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? 18 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,030 Ross, listen. 19 00:03:15,109 --> 00:03:18,350 Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? 20 00:03:18,429 --> 00:03:19,949 This is your baby. 21 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,829 - Hi, Daddy. - Hello. 22 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,310 How come you don't live with Mommy? 23 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:28,750 How come Mommy lives with that other lady? 24 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:36,269 What's a lesbian? 25 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:44,510 Honey, you can say it. It's Poconos. 26 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:47,790 It's like "poke a nose." 27 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:52,549 Poke a nose. 28 00:04:00,429 --> 00:04:03,350 - So did I hear "Poconos"? - Yes. 29 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:05,669 My sister's giving us her place for the weekend. 30 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,229 First weekend away together. 31 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,630 - Yeah, it's a big step. - I know. 32 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:13,109 It's just a weekend. Big deal. 33 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:15,989 Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling? 34 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:19,630 Shouldn't it be flung by now? 35 00:04:20,429 --> 00:04:22,549 We are way past the "fling" thing. 36 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,350 I'm feeling things I've only read about in Danielle Steel books. 37 00:04:26,429 --> 00:04:29,429 When I'm with him, I'm just totally, totally… 38 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:32,070 Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous. 39 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,190 What am I supposed to do? Call Immigration? 40 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:39,030 I could call Immigration. 41 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:48,870 I love babies with their little baby shoes, 42 00:04:48,949 --> 00:04:52,989 and their little baby toes and their little hands… 43 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:55,190 Okay, you're gonna have to stop that 44 00:04:55,269 --> 00:04:56,349 forever. 45 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:07,789 Need a new table. 46 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:09,550 You think? 47 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:18,870 - Come on in. - Hey. Hello. 48 00:05:18,949 --> 00:05:20,510 I brought the books, 49 00:05:20,589 --> 00:05:22,990 and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. 50 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:24,469 Great. 51 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:27,829 Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat. 52 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:32,469 I'm pretty sure that it is. Yeah. 53 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,909 So I got the results of the amnio today. 54 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:39,909 - Tell me. Is everything? - Totally and completely healthy. 55 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:42,389 That's great. That is great. 56 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:49,909 When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? 57 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:52,269 That's our friend Tanya. 58 00:06:01,589 --> 00:06:03,750 Of course it's your friend Tanya. 59 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,349 Don't you wanna know about the sex? 60 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:09,630 The sex? 61 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:15,149 Yeah, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. 62 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:16,709 But when you throw in Tanya… 63 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:22,430 The sex of the baby, Ross. 64 00:06:23,909 --> 00:06:25,630 You know the sex of the baby? 65 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:29,829 - Do you want to know? - No. 66 00:06:29,909 --> 00:06:32,110 No, I don't want to know. Absolutely not. 67 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:34,909 No, I think you shouldn't know until you look down there, 68 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:36,870 and see, "There it is." 69 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,029 Or isn't. 70 00:06:40,589 --> 00:06:44,029 - Hello, Ross. - Susan. 71 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,670 So? 72 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:49,310 - So did you hear? - Yes, we did. Everything's A-okay. 73 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:52,029 That's so cool. 74 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:54,750 It really is. 75 00:06:54,829 --> 00:06:56,029 Do we know? 76 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:58,870 We certainly do. It's going to be a… 77 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:00,510 Hello? 78 00:07:00,589 --> 00:07:02,949 See, a guy who doesn't wanna know standing right here. 79 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:07,870 Is it what we thought it would be? 80 00:07:14,389 --> 00:07:15,949 What? 81 00:07:16,029 --> 00:07:19,149 Okay, what did we think it was gonna be? No, no, no. 82 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,430 I don't want to know. Don't want to know. Okay. 83 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,310 I should probably just go. 84 00:07:23,909 --> 00:07:26,829 - Thanks for the books. - No problem. Okay. 85 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,349 Susan. 86 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:40,709 All right, who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? 87 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:45,550 Hello? 88 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,909 Never mind. I don't wanna know. 89 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:54,149 Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? 90 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:55,829 That's the rule. 91 00:07:56,909 --> 00:08:00,230 What rule? There's no rule. If anything, you owe me a table. 92 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:01,829 How did you get there? 93 00:08:01,909 --> 00:08:03,789 I believe this piece of furniture was fine 94 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:06,389 until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio. 95 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:08,310 You knew about that? 96 00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:09,990 The impressions you made in the butter, 97 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,870 left little to the imagination. 98 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:15,149 Okay. How about if we split it? 99 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:18,110 What do you mean, like, buy it together? 100 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:19,630 Yeah. 101 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,750 Do you think we're ready for something like that? 102 00:08:22,949 --> 00:08:24,909 - Why not? - It's just a big commitment. 103 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:27,349 What if one of us wants to move out? 104 00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:29,750 - Why, are you moving out? - I'm not moving out. 105 00:08:29,829 --> 00:08:31,630 You'd tell me if you were moving out, right? 106 00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:33,310 Yes, it's just that, with my last roommate… 107 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:35,349 I know all about Kip. 108 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,589 We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, 109 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,110 and things got pretty ugly. 110 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:44,029 So let me ask you something. 111 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,909 Was Kip a better roommate than me? 112 00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:48,190 Don't do that. 113 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:56,269 You've got a couple changes in your schedule. 114 00:08:56,349 --> 00:08:59,709 Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30. 115 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,750 And Ms. Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. 116 00:09:02,829 --> 00:09:04,149 Okay. Thanks. 117 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:06,269 Here comes your 3:00. 118 00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:08,990 I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum. 119 00:09:13,389 --> 00:09:16,750 Paolo. Hi. What are you doing here? 120 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:22,710 Rachella tell me you 121 00:09:22,789 --> 00:09:24,149 massage? 122 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,710 Yeah, well, Rachella's right. Yeah. 123 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:34,429 Okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's just start. 124 00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:38,909 I am 125 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:41,069 being naked? 126 00:09:41,149 --> 00:09:45,429 That's really your decision. Some people prefer to take off… 127 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,149 Being naked. 128 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,669 I can't believe you don't want to know. I could not know. 129 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,269 If the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows… 130 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:58,069 And Monica knows. 131 00:09:58,429 --> 00:10:00,710 How could you? I don't even know. 132 00:10:00,789 --> 00:10:04,669 Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. I asked. She told me. 133 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,069 So, what's it going to be? 134 00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:11,069 Great. Now he knows and I don't know. 135 00:10:11,149 --> 00:10:13,630 I'm sorry. I'm just excited about being an aunt. 136 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:15,309 Or an uncle. 137 00:10:20,189 --> 00:10:22,350 - Hey, Phoebe. - Hey, Pheebs. 138 00:10:22,429 --> 00:10:23,789 Fine. 139 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,590 - Phoebe, what's the matter? - Nothing. I'm sorry. 140 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,510 I'm just… I'm out of sorts. 141 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,590 Can we get some cappuccino over here? 142 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,909 Right. That's me. 143 00:10:37,309 --> 00:10:40,429 Hey, Chandler. That table place closes at 7. Come on. 144 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:41,549 Fine. 145 00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:44,789 Phoebe. What is it? 146 00:10:46,069 --> 00:10:49,510 - You know Paolo? - I'm familiar with his work, yes. 147 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,029 Look, he made a move on me. 148 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,990 - The store will be open tomorrow. - More coffee over here, please. 149 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,309 What happened? 150 00:11:03,389 --> 00:11:07,149 He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until… 151 00:11:11,789 --> 00:11:12,950 - My God. - Are you sure? 152 00:11:14,669 --> 00:11:15,750 Yeah. I'm sure. 153 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:23,990 And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore. 154 00:11:28,269 --> 00:11:29,350 Was it? 155 00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:31,750 Boy Scouts could've camped under there. 156 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:33,350 Ooh. 157 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:36,389 - "Ooh," what? - Ma Thurman. 158 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:39,389 - The actress. - Uma Thurman! 159 00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,510 Thanks, Rach. 160 00:11:44,069 --> 00:11:45,830 - What are you gonna you do? - You have to tell her. 161 00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:48,630 You have to tell her. It's your moral obligation as a friend, 162 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:52,029 as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? 163 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:55,429 - Yeah, you have to tell her. - Feminist issue? That's where I went. 164 00:11:57,470 --> 00:12:00,149 - She is gonna hate me. - Yeah, well. 165 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:10,909 Will you pick one? Just pick one. Here, how about that one? 166 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,549 That's patio furniture. 167 00:12:14,069 --> 00:12:18,470 So what? Like people are gonna come in and think, "I'm outside again." 168 00:12:18,549 --> 00:12:19,710 Fine. 169 00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:21,750 What about the birds? 170 00:12:23,189 --> 00:12:27,470 I don't know. Birds just don't say: "Hello, sit here. Eat something." 171 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,110 You pick one. 172 00:12:30,189 --> 00:12:31,590 How about the ladybugs? 173 00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:35,630 So forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining? 174 00:12:36,269 --> 00:12:38,189 Fine. Do you want the birds? Get the birds. 175 00:12:38,269 --> 00:12:39,990 Not like that, I won't. 176 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,389 Kip would've liked the birds. 177 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,549 - Hey. - Hi, Pheebs. 178 00:12:57,029 --> 00:12:58,110 Are you moving out? 179 00:12:58,189 --> 00:13:00,230 No, these aren't all of my suitcases. 180 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:01,909 This one's Paolo's. 181 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,149 Rachel, can we talk for a sec? 182 00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:12,149 Sure. Just for a sec, though, because Paolo's on his way over. 183 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,189 Okay. 184 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,110 Okay. 185 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:20,630 - Pheebs… - Okay. 186 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:26,110 We haven't known each other for that long a time. 187 00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:28,830 And there are three things that you should know about me. 188 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:32,269 One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. 189 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,710 Two, I never lie. 190 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:39,669 And three, I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world. 191 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:45,069 Okay. Thanks, Pheebs. 192 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,669 My God. 193 00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,029 Why have I never tasted these before? 194 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,429 I don't make them a lot, 195 00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:58,789 because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies. 196 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,230 God. 197 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:08,750 You're right. These are the best oatmeal-raisin cookies I've ever had. 198 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:12,350 - Which proves that I never lie. - I guess you don't. 199 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,029 Paolo made a pass at me. 200 00:14:17,309 --> 00:14:19,029 So, what do you think? 201 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:21,350 I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen. 202 00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:22,909 I know. 203 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,990 So how does this work? Gonna balance the plates on these little heads? 204 00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:28,309 Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on. 205 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:31,909 Heads up, Ross. 206 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:33,909 Score! You suck. 207 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:39,149 Are you okay? 208 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,029 I need some milk. 209 00:14:45,389 --> 00:14:46,590 I've got milk. 210 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:53,110 Here you go. 211 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,389 Better? 212 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,389 No. 213 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:10,110 I feel so stupid. 214 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,590 I think about the other day, with you guys, you know. 215 00:15:12,669 --> 00:15:18,750 And I was all, "Paolo. He's so great. He makes me feel so…" 216 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,429 God. 217 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:24,149 I'm so embarrassed. 218 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,669 I'm the one he hit on. 219 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,870 I unleashed him on you. If I'd never met him, 220 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,389 this would've never happened. 221 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,590 - I'm so sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 222 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,950 No, I'm sorry. 223 00:15:33,029 --> 00:15:34,429 Wait. 224 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,750 - What are we sorry about? - I don't know. 225 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,870 Right. He's the pig. 226 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:41,630 - Such a pig. - Oh, God, he's such a pig. 227 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:45,230 - He's like a big disgusting pig… - Yeah, like a… 228 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:47,470 - Pig man. - Yes, good. Okay. 229 00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:54,429 But he was my pig man. 230 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,110 How did I not see this? 231 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,950 I know! 232 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,870 Because… 233 00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:06,990 He's gorgeous. 234 00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:08,750 And he's charming. 235 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:11,429 - And when he looks at you… - Okay. Okay, Pheebs. 236 00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:12,870 The end. 237 00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,429 God. 238 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,269 Should I not have told you? 239 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:24,110 No, trust me, it's much better that I know. 240 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:31,309 I just liked it better before. It was better. 241 00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:48,309 I think she took it pretty well. 242 00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:51,069 Paolo's over there right now, so… 243 00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:53,429 Yeah, we should get over there and see if she's okay. 244 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,350 Just one second. 245 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,470 - Score. - Game. Us. 246 00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,669 Yes. 247 00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:02,429 Come on, Pheebs. 248 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,789 It looks like we kicked your butts. 249 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,149 No, no. She kicked our butts. 250 00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:10,669 You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team. 251 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:12,269 Come on. Two on one. 252 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:15,149 What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy. 253 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,870 It's time for you to swoop in. 254 00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:21,189 - What? Now? - Yes. Now is when you swoop. 255 00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,110 You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out, 256 00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:24,909 the first guy Rachel sees is you. 257 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:27,470 She's got to know that you're everything he's not. 258 00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:29,590 You're like… Like the anti-Paolo. 259 00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:32,909 My Catholic friend is right. 260 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,630 She's distraught. You're there for her. 261 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:38,870 You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in: 262 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,429 The Age of Ross. 263 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:48,990 See this? See? 264 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,670 - How's it going? - Don't stare. 265 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:58,190 She just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony. 266 00:17:58,269 --> 00:18:00,589 Now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving. 267 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,109 Okay, that is either, "How could you?" Or "Enormous breasts." 268 00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:07,430 Here he comes. 269 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,029 I am 270 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,950 to say goodbye. 271 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,069 Okay, bye-bye. 272 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,750 Paolo. 273 00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:29,629 I really hate you for what you did to Rachel. 274 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:30,950 But I still have five of these, 275 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,069 so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. 276 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,430 Paolo, I just wanna tell you, 277 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,190 and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say… 278 00:18:49,789 --> 00:18:51,869 Just look at her. 279 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,910 You guys, I really think only one of us should go out there, 280 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:56,349 so she's not overwhelmed. 281 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,470 - Right. - And I really think it should be me. 282 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,750 Hey. 283 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:16,789 You all right? 284 00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:20,230 I've been better. 285 00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:25,069 Come here. 286 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:36,029 Listen, you deserve so much better than him. 287 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,510 You know? I mean, you… 288 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:42,670 You should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. 289 00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:47,269 - Ross… - What? 290 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:50,950 I'm so sick of guys. 291 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,789 I don't want to look at another guy. 292 00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,190 I don't want to think about another guy. 293 00:19:56,269 --> 00:19:59,269 I don't even want to be near another guy. 294 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:09,430 Ross, you're so great. 295 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,029 - Are you all right? - Are you okay? 296 00:20:22,109 --> 00:20:23,789 Medium. 297 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:26,190 - Any cookies left? - Yeah. 298 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,950 See, Rach… 299 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,349 I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. 300 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,430 I really don't. 301 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:38,910 I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. 302 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:43,069 No. No. I just need to be by myself for a while. 303 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:47,109 - I just gotta figure out what I want. - No, no. 304 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:51,589 See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. 305 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,549 No, I know. I know. 306 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:57,190 And I'm sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one. 307 00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:00,470 - What? - What? 308 00:21:02,309 --> 00:21:04,430 I'm having a boy? 309 00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:05,990 No. 310 00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:10,789 No. In fact, you're not having a boy. 311 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,109 I'm having a boy. 312 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,470 Am I having a boy? 313 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,549 You're having a boy. 314 00:21:18,629 --> 00:21:21,150 - I'm having a boy. - Yes! 315 00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,390 - What? - What is it? 316 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,670 I'm having a boy. 317 00:21:28,309 --> 00:21:30,069 We already knew that. 318 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,789 I'm having a son. 319 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,269 Yes. And that would be a shutdown. 320 00:21:45,349 --> 00:21:46,510 Shutout! 321 00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:52,430 Where you guys going? Come on, one more game. 322 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,629 - It's 2:30 in the morning. - Yeah. Get out. 323 00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:59,029 You guys are always hanging out in my apartment. 324 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,629 Come on, I'll only use my left hand. 325 00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,629 Come on, wussies. 326 00:22:07,349 --> 00:22:09,950 All right. Okay. I gotta go. 327 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,470 I'm going. 328 00:22:11,549 --> 00:22:13,190 And I'm gone. 329 00:22:15,589 --> 00:22:17,269 - One more game? - Yeah.