1 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:37,950 I'm telling you, Ross, she wants you. 2 00:00:38,309 --> 00:00:40,830 She barely knows me. We just live in the same building. 3 00:00:41,189 --> 00:00:43,309 - Any contact? - She lent me an egg once. 4 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:44,669 You're in. 5 00:00:45,829 --> 00:00:47,190 Oh, right. 6 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:49,590 - Hey, Ross. - Hey. 7 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:57,550 Come on, Ross. You gotta get back in the game here. 8 00:00:57,910 --> 00:01:01,750 The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian, you… 9 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,469 I don't think we need a third. 10 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:07,989 Excuse me. Could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? 11 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,069 An egg? 12 00:01:09,309 --> 00:01:11,029 Yeah. Go up to her and say: 13 00:01:11,109 --> 00:01:13,910 "Here's your egg back. I'm returning your egg." 14 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,029 I think it's winning. 15 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,989 - I think it's insane. - She'll love it. 16 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,989 - Thank you. - Thank you. Here. 17 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:27,870 Go with the egg, my friend. 18 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:32,470 Go, go, go. 19 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:37,510 - Think it'll work? - It's suicide. The man's got an egg. 20 00:02:25,989 --> 00:02:27,910 - You cannot do this. - What? Do what? 21 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:29,630 Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night. 22 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,750 No. Pheebs. Don't you remember why you dumped the guy? 23 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:34,830 Because he was creepy. 24 00:02:35,869 --> 00:02:37,630 And mean. And a little frightening. 25 00:02:37,989 --> 00:02:40,310 Still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day. 26 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:42,470 - Hi. - Hi. 27 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:45,190 You can go out with a creep any night of the year. 28 00:02:45,949 --> 00:02:47,069 I know I do. 29 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,470 - Hi. - Hi. 30 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:52,229 What are you doing tomorrow night? 31 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:54,470 Actually, tomorrow night depends on how tonight goes. 32 00:02:55,269 --> 00:02:58,669 - Listen, about tonight… - No, no, don't you dare bail on me. 33 00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:02,229 She's only going out with me because I'm bringing a friend for her friend. 34 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,229 But her friend sounds like such a… 35 00:03:04,549 --> 00:03:06,590 Pathetic mess. I know, but… 36 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,229 Come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinking… 37 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,030 Thanks. 38 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,509 You haven't been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this. 39 00:03:22,229 --> 00:03:23,549 - Hi. - Hi. 40 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:25,630 - She said yes. - Ahem. 41 00:03:25,949 --> 00:03:27,150 Yes! Way to go, man. 42 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:31,229 - Still got the egg, huh? - Yeah. 43 00:03:44,269 --> 00:03:46,150 How do I look? 44 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:47,829 I don't care. 45 00:03:51,789 --> 00:03:52,789 There's Lorraine. 46 00:03:53,069 --> 00:03:54,669 Now, remember, no trading. 47 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:57,109 You get the pretty one. I get the mess. 48 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,750 - Hi, Joey. - Hey. 49 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:03,590 Well, well. 50 00:04:03,669 --> 00:04:05,150 Look what you brought. 51 00:04:05,509 --> 00:04:06,789 Very nice. 52 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:09,669 And what did you bring? 53 00:04:11,430 --> 00:04:12,949 She's checking her coat. 54 00:04:13,269 --> 00:04:16,349 Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off of my hands. 55 00:04:16,669 --> 00:04:20,229 Will you get me a white zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice? 56 00:04:25,069 --> 00:04:29,030 Janice? 57 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:31,470 Oh… 58 00:04:31,789 --> 00:04:32,870 my… 59 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,269 God! 60 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,310 Hey, it's Janice. 61 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:48,549 Okay, I'm making a break for it. I'm going out the window. 62 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:53,430 No, don't, please. I've been waiting for forever to go out with Lorraine. 63 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:55,550 - Just calm down. - Calm down? Calm down? 64 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:58,670 You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months. 65 00:04:58,750 --> 00:04:59,990 Hey. 66 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:04,269 Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous… 67 00:05:07,589 --> 00:05:09,630 …and I can't go when I'm nervous. 68 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,230 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. 69 00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:19,029 Come on! Do it, do it, do it! Come on! 70 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:24,230 Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney. 71 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:26,269 - Which one was he? - Pete the Weeper? 72 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:30,029 Remember the guy that used to cry every time we had sex? 73 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:32,909 "Oh, was it good for you?" 74 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:39,230 Well, I'd take a little crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy. 75 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,230 "I win. I win." 76 00:05:42,469 --> 00:05:45,829 I went out with him for two months. I didn't get to win once. 77 00:05:46,509 --> 00:05:49,670 How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people. 78 00:05:50,029 --> 00:05:52,630 I don't know. I think we're like some kind of magnets. 79 00:05:52,949 --> 00:05:56,230 I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch. 80 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:00,909 There's more beer, right? 81 00:06:04,389 --> 00:06:05,949 You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? 82 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:10,069 She says to break the bad-boyfriend cycle, 83 00:06:10,389 --> 00:06:12,509 you can do a cleansing ritual. 84 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:18,589 Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald. 85 00:06:20,069 --> 00:06:21,350 Yeah. 86 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,430 So we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. 87 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,430 It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect. 88 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,949 Okay, well, what kind of ritual? 89 00:06:29,269 --> 00:06:33,069 Okay, we can, um, burn the stuff they gave us. 90 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:35,509 Or? 91 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:40,350 Or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks. 92 00:06:43,389 --> 00:06:44,509 - Burning's good. - Burning's good. 93 00:06:44,829 --> 00:06:46,230 I've got stuff to burn. 94 00:06:54,509 --> 00:06:56,069 You know… 95 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,469 …ever since I was little, 96 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,350 I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes. 97 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,110 Yeah? Good for you. 98 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:08,909 Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters? 99 00:07:14,269 --> 00:07:17,829 By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures. 100 00:07:18,149 --> 00:07:21,389 So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. 101 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:24,310 That's okay. 102 00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:26,389 Are you sure? 103 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:28,550 Because you could make little puppets out of them. 104 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:32,149 And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty. 105 00:07:34,949 --> 00:07:36,230 We can't do that. 106 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:39,350 What? What can't you do? 107 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,589 Uh, can I talk to you for a second? Over there? 108 00:07:50,389 --> 00:07:53,469 Uh, we might be leaving now. 109 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:56,149 Tell me it's you and me "we". 110 00:07:57,670 --> 00:08:01,430 She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. 111 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:04,230 I'm not even sure what slathering is. 112 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:07,230 But I definitely want to be a part of it. 113 00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:11,149 Okay, you cannot do this to me. 114 00:08:12,589 --> 00:08:14,709 You're right. I'm sorry. You're right. 115 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:19,029 Can we have three chocolate mousses to go, please? 116 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,110 I'm out of here. 117 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:26,029 Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler. 118 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,750 I hope she throws up on you. 119 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:32,190 Thanks. 120 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,990 - So… - Just us. 121 00:08:37,469 --> 00:08:39,550 Ugh, what a crappy night. 122 00:08:39,949 --> 00:08:43,909 Although I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out 123 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,829 of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom. 124 00:08:51,909 --> 00:08:52,909 Excuse me. 125 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,430 How you doing? 126 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:05,909 So do we have the best friends, or what? 127 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:08,389 Joey's not a friend. He's… 128 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,429 …a stupid man who left us his credit card. 129 00:09:15,149 --> 00:09:18,350 Another drink? Some dessert? A big-screen TV? 130 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,110 I will go for that drink. 131 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,830 You got it. Good woman. 132 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,630 A bottle of your most overpriced champagne. 133 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:31,389 - Each. - That's right. Each. 134 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,309 Oh. And a, uh, Rob Roy. 135 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,029 I've always wanted to know. 136 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:57,110 Happy Valentine's Day. 137 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,070 I miss you already. 138 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:10,029 Can you believe this happened? 139 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,669 No, no. 140 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,470 And yet it did. 141 00:10:15,429 --> 00:10:17,509 - Goodbye, Janice. - Kiss me. 142 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:24,950 Oh, Chandler. Sorry. 143 00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:29,309 - Hey, Janice. - Hi, Monica. 144 00:10:29,389 --> 00:10:32,110 Okay. Well, this was very special. 145 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:36,070 Rach, come see who's out here. 146 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,509 What's going on… Oh, my God. 147 00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:41,590 Janice. Hi. 148 00:10:42,149 --> 00:10:44,630 Janice is gonna go away now. 149 00:10:46,549 --> 00:10:47,549 I'll be right back. 150 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:51,549 Joey. Look who it is. 151 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,029 Oh, good. Joey's home now. 152 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:59,509 This is so much fun. 153 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,990 This is like a reunion in the hall. 154 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,630 Hi, Ross. There's someone I want you to say hi to. 155 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:11,189 He just happened to call. 156 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:14,710 Hello, Ross. Yes, that's right. It's me. How did you know? 157 00:11:21,669 --> 00:11:25,149 I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then 158 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:29,509 because of the whole seven-dog- years-to-one-human-year thing, 159 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:33,110 that when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, 160 00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:37,110 he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses, like, a week and a half. 161 00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:42,870 - That's funny. - Yeah. 162 00:11:54,189 --> 00:11:55,269 What? 163 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,630 Who are they? 164 00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:02,029 The blond is my ex-wife. 165 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:05,189 And the woman touching her is her 166 00:12:05,669 --> 00:12:07,509 close personal friend. 167 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,630 You mean they're lovers? 168 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:13,870 If you want to put a label on it. 169 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,990 - Anything else I should know? - Nope. That's it. 170 00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:23,710 And she's pregnant with my baby. 171 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,509 I always forget that part. 172 00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:32,669 Hello. 173 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:43,590 Okay. So now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine. 174 00:12:45,669 --> 00:12:47,789 All I had is oregano and a Fresca. 175 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:49,750 That's okay. 176 00:12:52,909 --> 00:12:54,029 Okay. 177 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,830 All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man. 178 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,509 Okay, Pheebs, if we had that 179 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,630 we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. 180 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:12,590 - Can we start throwing things in? - Yeah, okay. 181 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,350 Okay. 182 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:17,630 Okay. Barry's letters. 183 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,509 Adam Ritter's boxer shorts. 184 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,909 And I have the receipt from my dinner with… 185 00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:32,750 - A picture of Scotty Jared, naked. - Let me see. 186 00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:34,710 He's wearing a sweater. 187 00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:36,630 No. 188 00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:43,830 Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa. 189 00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:45,509 Wait. Isn't it almost pure… 190 00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:53,230 How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day? 191 00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:56,309 I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's. 192 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:02,110 Oh, man. In my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush. 193 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:06,269 Hello, funny valentine. 194 00:14:07,269 --> 00:14:08,909 Hi, just Janice. 195 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,230 Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. 196 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:15,189 I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna. 197 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:19,309 Okay, heh. Ha, ha, okay. 198 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,590 If you don't do it, I will. 199 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:38,189 So… What do you do for a living? 200 00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:39,470 Well, for the past few years… 201 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,750 Oh, no. You said they could shoot the spot without you. 202 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,909 I thought they could. 203 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:48,110 …working with children, which is really fulfilling. 204 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,429 I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry. 205 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,830 So I'm spending most of my time teaching science 206 00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:58,669 which is funny because that wasn't even my major. 207 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,110 Now, that is funny. 208 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:16,470 Hey, do you think… 209 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,509 Would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 210 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,750 Because she's alone now. 211 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:24,990 And pregnant. And sad. 212 00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:27,509 - I guess. - Are you sure? 213 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,110 Thanks. Carol. 214 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,710 Wanna come over and join us? 215 00:15:31,789 --> 00:15:32,909 Oh, no. I'm fine. 216 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:36,110 Come on, stand up. These people will scooch down. Come on. 217 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:39,389 Come over here. You guys will scooch, won't you? 218 00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:42,710 Let's try scooching. Come on. 219 00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:44,750 - Come on. - Thank you. 220 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:49,750 Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willet. 221 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,350 - Carol, Kristen. - How do you do? 222 00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:54,750 Carol teaches sixth grade. 223 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,389 And Kristen… 224 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,830 Kristen does something… 225 00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,950 that, funnily enough… 226 00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:09,110 wasn't even her major. 227 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,669 What do we got there? 228 00:16:15,549 --> 00:16:17,789 A piece of silk boxer shorts, 229 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,950 some greeting cards… 230 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:23,470 …what looks like a half-charred picture of… 231 00:16:24,189 --> 00:16:26,509 Wow, that guy's hairier than the chief. 232 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:33,189 You know, it's a really funny story how this happened. 233 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:35,309 It's all right. Don't explain. 234 00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:38,309 It's not the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control. 235 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:43,110 - You're our third call tonight. - Really? 236 00:16:43,429 --> 00:16:46,309 Sure. Valentine's is our busiest night of the year. 237 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,350 I brought you something. 238 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:52,789 Is it loaded? 239 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,830 Oh, little candy hearts. 240 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,710 "Chan and Jan forever." 241 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,149 I had them made special. 242 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:09,990 Okay, Janice. 243 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,110 Janice. 244 00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:14,669 Hey, Janice. 245 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,909 Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. 246 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,590 At least, there's no new way for me to tell you this. 247 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,269 I just don't think things are gonna work out. 248 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,029 That's fine. 249 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,309 It is? 250 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:40,989 Because I know that this isn't the end. 251 00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:45,350 Oh, no. You see, actually, it is. 252 00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:48,310 No, it isn't. Because you won't let that happen. 253 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:49,949 Don't you know it yet? 254 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,229 You love me, Chandler Bing. 255 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:58,790 Oh, no, I don't. 256 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,149 Then why do you think we keep ending up together? 257 00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:04,149 New Year's, who invited who? 258 00:18:04,469 --> 00:18:07,149 Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed? 259 00:18:07,469 --> 00:18:09,709 - I did, but… - You seek me out. 260 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:14,870 Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. 261 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:18,830 Janice. Janice. 262 00:18:19,189 --> 00:18:21,310 You want me. You need me. 263 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,630 You can't live without me. 264 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,429 And you know it. 265 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:30,510 You just don't know you know it. 266 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:35,830 See you. 267 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:43,630 Call me. 268 00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:55,909 It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine. 269 00:18:55,989 --> 00:18:58,350 You did so. I swear. I swear to… 270 00:19:02,189 --> 00:19:04,389 How long has she been in the bathroom? 271 00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:08,310 I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone. 272 00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,550 Well, maybe it's cold in there. 273 00:19:12,949 --> 00:19:15,909 Maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years. 274 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:18,550 - That could be it. - Oh, God. 275 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:22,110 You know, this is still pretty hot. 276 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,749 Mushroom. 277 00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:30,189 Smile. 278 00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:34,909 They won't all be like this. Some might even stay through dinner. 279 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,270 - I'm sorry. That's not funny. - No, it's just… 280 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:42,350 Well, you know the whole getting-on-with-your-life thing? 281 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:44,550 Well, do I have to? 282 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:49,630 I mean, well, I'm sitting here with this cute woman 283 00:19:49,949 --> 00:19:51,830 and she's perfectly nice, you know? 284 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,870 But there's… 285 00:19:55,189 --> 00:19:56,189 That's it. 286 00:19:57,270 --> 00:20:01,909 And then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun. 287 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:04,510 And I don't have to… 288 00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:06,429 - I know. - You know? 289 00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:13,590 Here's a wacky thought. 290 00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:16,669 Let's say you and I give it another shot. 291 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,749 Ross. 292 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,590 No, no, I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian. 293 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:26,310 But what do you say we just put that aside for now, you know? 294 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,949 Let's just stick a pin in it, okay? 295 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,949 Because we're great together, you know? 296 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,149 You can't deny it. 297 00:20:35,229 --> 00:20:37,429 And besides, you're carrying my baby. 298 00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:40,310 - I mean, how perfect is that? - Ross… 299 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,510 You keep saying that, but there's something right here. 300 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,590 I love you. 301 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,149 I love you too. 302 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:57,350 - But… - No "but. " No "but." 303 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:02,310 You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? 304 00:21:05,189 --> 00:21:07,590 It's time to take the pin out. 305 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,270 Yeah. 306 00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:17,550 You'll find someone. I know you will. The right woman is waiting for you. 307 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:20,510 It's easy for you to say. You found one already. 308 00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:25,669 All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set. 309 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,909 Not her. 310 00:21:41,749 --> 00:21:44,070 We get off around midnight. Why don't we pick you up then? 311 00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:45,709 - Okay. - Great. 312 00:21:46,469 --> 00:21:48,909 So, um, will you bring the truck? 313 00:21:51,389 --> 00:21:53,870 I'll even let you ring the bell. 314 00:21:53,949 --> 00:21:56,909 - We'll see you later. - Bye. See you later. 315 00:21:56,989 --> 00:21:58,550 Thanks. See you. 316 00:21:58,870 --> 00:21:59,989 Oh, my God. 317 00:22:01,149 --> 00:22:02,709 See, there you go. 318 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,229 - The cleansing worked. - You're right. 319 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:06,870 They're nice guys. 320 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,389 They're firemen guys. 321 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,830 - You tell them you're married? - No way. 322 00:22:12,909 --> 00:22:15,510 My girlfriend doesn't know. I'm not gonna tell them.