1 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,119 Coffee. 2 00:00:45,199 --> 00:00:47,400 - Thank you. - Cappuccino. 3 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,239 Grazie! 4 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,559 And a nice hot cider for Monica. 5 00:00:51,639 --> 00:00:53,279 Aw, thank you. 6 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,199 - Rach? - Yeah? 7 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:57,399 Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? 8 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,000 That's why. 9 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,079 Sorry. 10 00:02:01,879 --> 00:02:03,640 Chandler? 11 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,599 Miss Tedlock, you're looking lovely today. 12 00:02:06,679 --> 00:02:10,000 May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you? 13 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:12,040 Yes. 14 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,920 Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office at the end of the day. 15 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:20,079 Listen, if this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. 16 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:22,319 Really, nothing at all. Really. 17 00:02:22,719 --> 00:02:23,719 Nothing. 18 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,959 Hey, you guys. You guys. 19 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,840 Chandler's coming, and he says he has this incredible news. 20 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,280 So when he gets here, let's all act like, you know… 21 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,920 - Hey. - Hey. 22 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,439 Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. 23 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,280 - What's going on? - What's up? 24 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,799 It's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers 25 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:45,719 and Big Al calls me into his office 26 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,799 and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. 27 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:51,040 - That is great! - Congratulations. 28 00:02:51,119 --> 00:02:53,160 So I quit. 29 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,119 Why? 30 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,440 Why? This was supposed to be a temp job. 31 00:02:57,519 --> 00:03:00,360 Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years. 32 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,880 I know, but if I took this promotion 33 00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:04,600 it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do. 34 00:03:04,679 --> 00:03:05,999 So was it a lot more money? 35 00:03:06,079 --> 00:03:08,720 Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys 36 00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:12,119 that's in his office until 12:00 at night worrying about the WENUS. 37 00:03:15,239 --> 00:03:16,399 "The WENUS"? 38 00:03:16,799 --> 00:03:20,279 Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term. 39 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,160 Oh, that WENUS. 40 00:03:24,399 --> 00:03:25,600 So, what are you gonna do? 41 00:03:25,679 --> 00:03:27,920 I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know. 42 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,079 I'm not gonna figure it out working there. 43 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,360 Oh! I have something you can do. 44 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,519 I have this new massage client. Steve. 45 00:03:36,239 --> 00:03:39,040 Anyway, um, he's opening up a restaurant… 46 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:42,279 and he's looking for a head chef. 47 00:03:44,079 --> 00:03:45,519 Hi there. 48 00:03:45,839 --> 00:03:46,959 Hi. 49 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,160 Oh, yeah, I know. You're a chef, I know, and I thought of you first. 50 00:03:50,239 --> 00:03:53,399 But, um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so… 51 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,160 Yeah, I just don't have a lot of chefing experience. 52 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:00,279 Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. 53 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,440 Yeah. Yeah. 54 00:04:02,519 --> 00:04:04,399 What kind of food is he looking for? 55 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,399 He wants to do something eclectic, so he's looking for someone 56 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,480 who can, you know, create the entire menu. 57 00:04:09,559 --> 00:04:11,519 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know. 58 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,040 So, what do you think? 59 00:04:14,679 --> 00:04:17,880 Thanks, Pheeb. I just don't really see myself in a big white hat. 60 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:18,959 Okay. 61 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,279 Oh, Monica. Guess what? 62 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,360 Can you see my nipples through this shirt? 63 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:39,959 No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. 64 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,959 Where you going, Mr. Suit-ey Man? 65 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,999 Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pilman 66 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,559 career counselor-a-go-go. 67 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,160 I added the "a-go-go." 68 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:52,600 Career counselor? 69 00:04:52,679 --> 00:04:55,679 Hey, you guys all know what you want to do. 70 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,480 I don't. 71 00:04:57,559 --> 00:05:01,199 Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. 72 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,360 You know, you have goals. You have dreams. 73 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:04,999 I don't have a dream. 74 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,239 Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. 75 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,679 Oh, I love my life. I love my life. 76 00:05:12,759 --> 00:05:14,439 Brian's Song. 77 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,600 The meeting with that guy went great? 78 00:05:18,679 --> 00:05:21,480 So great. He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. 79 00:05:21,559 --> 00:05:23,679 It's this cute little place on 10th Street. 80 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:26,559 It's not too big, not too small. It's just right. 81 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:29,480 Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? 82 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,080 I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. Kind of like an audition. 83 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,239 And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me. 84 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:38,520 Because you can make yummy noises. 85 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,879 - What are you gonna make? - Yummy noises. 86 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,199 And, Monica, what are you gonna make? 87 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,799 I don't know. I don't know. It's just gotta be so great. 88 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:50,160 I know what you can make. I know. 89 00:05:50,239 --> 00:05:52,920 Oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff. 90 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:58,319 You know that thing with the stuff? 91 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:00,920 Okay, I don't know. 92 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,960 Hey, guys, anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? 93 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,720 How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. 94 00:06:11,999 --> 00:06:13,319 Okay. 95 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,319 Does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? 96 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,879 - Who are you going out with? - Oh, is this the bug lady? 97 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,400 I love you, Ross. 98 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,319 Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. 99 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,639 She's curator of insects at the museum. 100 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:32,840 So, what are you guys gonna do? 101 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,080 I just thought we'd go to dinner, then bring her back to my place 102 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,480 and I'd introduce her to my monkey. 103 00:06:40,999 --> 00:06:42,799 And he's not speaking metaphorically. 104 00:06:45,799 --> 00:06:48,280 So back to your place? 105 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,160 You thinking maybe, heh-heh? 106 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,639 Well, I don't know, heh-heh. 107 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,119 I'm hoping heh-heh. 108 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,520 I'm telling you, that monkey's a chick magnet. 109 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,559 She's gonna one look at his furry, cute little face 110 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:04,879 and it'll seal the deal. 111 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:08,439 Celia, don't worry. 112 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,759 Celia, he's not gonna hurt you. Soothing tones, Celia. 113 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,679 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 114 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:17,520 - Here, here. Marcel? Marcel? - I can't stand this. 115 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,720 - He's got his claws on my… - Yeah, all right. 116 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,799 Okay, try this salmon mousse. 117 00:07:32,799 --> 00:07:33,799 - Good. - Yeah? 118 00:07:33,879 --> 00:07:36,080 Is it better than the other salmon mousse? 119 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,480 It's creamier. 120 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,679 Yeah? Well, is that better? 121 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:43,960 I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. 122 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:47,040 I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, you know? 123 00:07:52,999 --> 00:07:54,679 God, what happened to you? 124 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:57,639 Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, 125 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,920 intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? 126 00:08:02,559 --> 00:08:04,799 "You're ideally suited for a career in data processing 127 00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:07,080 for a large multi-national corporation." 128 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,559 That's so great, because you already know how to do that. 129 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:14,040 Can you believe it? 130 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,559 Don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? 131 00:08:17,639 --> 00:08:21,239 You know, I just always pictured myself doing something… 132 00:08:21,679 --> 00:08:22,999 Something. 133 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,960 Oh, Chandler, I know, I know. 134 00:08:26,559 --> 00:08:29,559 Oh, hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. 135 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,720 Here you go. Maybe this will cheer you up. 136 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,400 You know, I had a grape about five hours ago, 137 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,759 so I better split this with you. 138 00:08:42,119 --> 00:08:44,840 It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. 139 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,799 The French call it an amuse-bouche. 140 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:53,160 Well, it is amusing. 141 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:02,360 Hello? Oh, hi, Wendy. 142 00:09:02,439 --> 00:09:04,119 Yeah, 8:00. 143 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:06,040 What did we say? Ten dollars an hour? 144 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,759 Okay, great. 145 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,960 All right, I'll see you then. Bye. 146 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,639 Ten dollars an hour for what? 147 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,080 I asked a waitress at work to help me out. 148 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,039 Waitressing? 149 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,039 Of course I thought of you. 150 00:09:23,119 --> 00:09:24,560 But… 151 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,480 - But… - But, but? 152 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:32,840 But, you see, it's just this night has to go just perfect 153 00:09:32,919 --> 00:09:36,879 and, well, Wendy's more of a professional waitress. 154 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,879 I see. Yes. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status, 155 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,800 so that I can waitress in the Olympics. 156 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:51,720 You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. 157 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,519 Amuse-bouche? 158 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,440 Talk to me. 159 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:18,919 Okay… 160 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,480 A weird thing happened to me on the train this morning… 161 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:25,080 No, no, no. Talk dirty. 162 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,600 - Here? - Come on. 163 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,159 Come on. 164 00:10:33,239 --> 00:10:34,759 Say something… 165 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,279 …hot. 166 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,600 What? 167 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,999 What? 168 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,480 What? 169 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,879 What? 170 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,639 - What? - Vulva. 171 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,560 "Vulva"? 172 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,960 All right, I panicked, all right? 173 00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:01,800 She took me by surprise. 174 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:05,600 You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, uh, we ended up cuddling. 175 00:11:06,759 --> 00:11:08,519 You cuddled? How many times? 176 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:12,159 Shut up. It was nice. I just… 177 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,279 I just don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know? 178 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,919 What's the big deal? Just say what you want to do to her. 179 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:20,039 Or what you want her to do to you. 180 00:11:20,119 --> 00:11:22,960 Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. 181 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,600 Look, I tell you what. Try something on me. 182 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,560 Please be kidding. 183 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,440 Why not? Come on. 184 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:37,999 Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. 185 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,840 Okay, I'm… 186 00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:47,399 I'm in my apartment… 187 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:48,999 Yeah, what else? 188 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,680 That's it. You're not there. We're not having this conversation. 189 00:11:52,239 --> 00:11:54,320 - All right. Look, I'll start, okay? - Joey, please. 190 00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:56,639 Come on, come on. All right, ready? Look. 191 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,680 Oh, Ross. 192 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:04,480 You get me so hot, I want your lips on me now. 193 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,560 See? 194 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,759 - All right, now you say something. - I… I really don't think so. 195 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,239 Come on. 196 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,800 - You like this woman, right? - Yeah. 197 00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:17,440 - You wanna see her again, right? - Sure. 198 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,600 Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her? 199 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,879 Now tell me you want to caress my butt. 200 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,720 Okay, turn around. 201 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,080 I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this. 202 00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:35,919 All right, all right. I'm not looking. Go ahead. 203 00:12:35,999 --> 00:12:37,200 Okay. 204 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,440 I want, um… 205 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,639 Okay, I want… 206 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,999 to feel… 207 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,919 your hot, soft skin with my lips. 208 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,999 There you go. 209 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,519 Keep going, keep going. 210 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,440 I… 211 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,600 I want to take my tongue and… 212 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,399 And… 213 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,119 Say it. 214 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,519 Say it! 215 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,600 Run it all over your body 216 00:13:20,239 --> 00:13:22,159 until you're trembling with… 217 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,440 With? 218 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,600 - Funny story. - You're not gonna believe this. 219 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,119 It's okay. It's okay. 220 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,360 I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. 221 00:13:53,239 --> 00:13:56,200 Hey, while you were sleeping, that guy from your old job called again. 222 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:57,360 Oh. Again? 223 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,840 - And again and again and again. - And again. 224 00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:06,080 Hello? Heh. And again. 225 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:11,039 Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 15th floor? 226 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,960 Yeah, I miss you too. 227 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:17,919 Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. 228 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,960 Well, that's very generous. 229 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,639 Uh, but look, this isn't about the money. 230 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,759 You know? I need something that's more than a job. 231 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,360 I need something I really care about… 232 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,600 That's on top of the year-end bonus structure you mentioned earlier? 233 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,039 Your dream. 234 00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:36,360 Look, Al. Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay? 235 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,600 This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection. 236 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,519 No… No, no. No, no. 237 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,200 No, stop saying numbers! 238 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:46,759 I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You got the wrong guy! 239 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,200 I'll see you Monday! 240 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:03,840 It's huge. 241 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:06,119 It's so much bigger than the cubicle. 242 00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:09,440 This is a cube. 243 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,039 Look at this. 244 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,680 You have a window! 245 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,919 Yes, indeedy. 246 00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:23,080 - With a beautiful view of… - Oh, look. That guy's peeing. 247 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,480 Okay. That's enough of the view. All right, check this out. 248 00:15:28,519 --> 00:15:30,279 - Okay, sit down here. Sit down. - Okay. 249 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,480 Okay, this is great. This is great. 250 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,680 - You ready? - Yeah. 251 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,480 Helen, could you come in here for a moment? 252 00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:44,159 Thank you, Helen, that'll be all. 253 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,480 Last time I do that. I promise. 254 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:55,720 Wendy, we had a deal. 255 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,919 Yeah, you promised. 256 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,440 Wendy. Wendy. Wendy! 257 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,119 Who was that? 258 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,919 Wendy bailed. I have no waitress. 259 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,200 That's too bad. 260 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,440 Bye-bye. 261 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,919 - Ten dollars an hour. - Nope. 262 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,360 Twelve dollars an hour. 263 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,999 Mon, I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around. 264 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:28,440 Rachel, when you ran out on your wedding, I was there for you. 265 00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:32,200 I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you… 266 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:34,720 Twenty dollars an hour. 267 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,239 Done. 268 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,560 - Well, hello. Welcome to Monica's. - Hello. 269 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:47,119 May I take your coat? 270 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,560 - Hi, Steve. - Hello, Monica. 271 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,840 Hello, greeter girl. 272 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,800 - This is Rachel. - Yeah, okay. 273 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,960 Everything smells so delicious. 274 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:06,279 I can't remember a time I smelled such a delicious combination of… 275 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,759 Okay, smells. 276 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,600 Well, it's a lovely apartment. 277 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,279 Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour? 278 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,999 I was just being polite, but all right. 279 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,239 What? What's up? 280 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:24,279 In the cab on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie. 281 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,080 What? 282 00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:29,720 Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja. 283 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,999 Okay, okay, okay. 284 00:17:32,639 --> 00:17:35,200 Okay, I'm with you, Cheech. Okay. 285 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,480 Is it dry in here? 286 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,720 Let me get you some wine. 287 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,280 Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course too. 288 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:48,199 Okay… 289 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,840 These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce, 290 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:56,119 with just a touch of minced… 291 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,360 …ginger. 292 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,479 Well, smack my ass and call me Judy. 293 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,760 These are fantastic. 294 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,439 Oh, gosh. I'm so glad you liked them. 295 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,639 Like them? I could eat a hundred of them. 296 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,800 Well, um… 297 00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:22,479 That's all there is of these, but in about eight and a half minutes, 298 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,760 we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets. 299 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,520 "Tartlets"? 300 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,639 "Tartlets." 301 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,360 Word has lost all meaning. 302 00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:43,439 Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? 303 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,760 You know, I don't know what I'm looking for. 304 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,080 Oh, cool. Taco shells. 305 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,119 You know, these are… They are like a little corn envelope, you know? 306 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,800 You know what? You don't want to spoil your appetite. 307 00:19:11,879 --> 00:19:14,199 Hey. Sugar-O's. 308 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,879 You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes… 309 00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:19,639 Macaroni and cheese. We gotta make this. 310 00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:26,320 No, we don't. 311 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,520 Oh, okay. 312 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,760 Oh, sorry. 313 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,959 Yeah, why don't you just have a seat here? 314 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:40,959 Okay. 315 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,879 Okay. Give me the Gummy Bears. 316 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,080 Yeah, I… No. 317 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,360 - Give them to me. - All right, we'll share. 318 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,919 - No. Give me the bears. - Well, then you can't have any. 319 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,560 - Give them to me. - This is not worth it. 320 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,959 Bears overboard. They're drowning. 321 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,520 Hey, fellas. Grab onto a Sugar-O. Save yourselves. 322 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:08,520 Help! Help! I'm drowning. Help! Help! 323 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,240 That's it, okay? Dinner is over. 324 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,520 - What? - "What"? 325 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,040 - Why? - "Why"? 326 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:15,520 I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this 327 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,639 and you can't even wait four and a half minutes 328 00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:19,479 for a stupid onion tartlet? 329 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,560 What a tool. 330 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,959 You don't want to work for a guy like that. 331 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,639 I know. It's just… 332 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:38,080 I don't know, I just thought that this was, you know, "it." 333 00:20:38,159 --> 00:20:40,119 Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef. 334 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,800 You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. 335 00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:53,040 So, uh, how did it go with Celia? 336 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,520 I was unbelievable. 337 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,560 All right, Ross. 338 00:20:58,639 --> 00:21:01,639 I was the James Michener of dirty talk. 339 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,199 It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. 340 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,719 I mean, there were characters, plot lines… 341 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,439 Themes, a motif. 342 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,080 At one point, there were villagers. 343 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,360 Oh, and… 344 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,800 Well, you know, by the time we finished with all the dirty talk, 345 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,439 it was kind of late and we were both exhausted, so… 346 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,959 - You cuddled. - Yeah, which was nice. 347 00:21:25,479 --> 00:21:28,000 Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie or something? 348 00:21:28,399 --> 00:21:30,199 Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler? 349 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,800 Where the hell is he? 350 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,199 Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, 351 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,199 but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy. 352 00:21:39,479 --> 00:21:41,600 Oh, really? Well, let me tell you something. 353 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:46,000 You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! 354 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,919 How's this? 355 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,199 Sorry. How about over here? 356 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,240 See, now, that just means it's working. 357 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,479 - Does this hurt? - No. 358 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,040 How about this? 359 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:13,199 There you go. 360 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,439 I'm gonna throw up.