1 00:00:50,929 --> 00:00:53,489 This is unbelievable. It's been half an hour. 2 00:00:53,809 --> 00:00:57,049 If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now. 3 00:00:57,370 --> 00:00:59,090 There's the waitress. Excuse me, miss. 4 00:00:59,409 --> 00:01:01,649 - Hello, miss? - It's Phoebe. 5 00:01:02,009 --> 00:01:04,649 - Hi. - Hi. 6 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:06,090 Okay, will that be all? 7 00:01:07,009 --> 00:01:09,129 Wait, wait. What are you doing here? 8 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,570 Yeah, um, I was over there, 9 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:13,329 then you said, "Excuse me, miss. " So now I'm here. 10 00:01:14,129 --> 00:01:16,210 No, no. How come you're working here? 11 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:20,369 Right. Because it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute. 12 00:01:20,969 --> 00:01:22,089 Can we start over? 13 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:24,449 - Okay, great. I'll be over here. - No, no, no, no. 14 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:15,330 I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out, 15 00:02:15,649 --> 00:02:18,050 but my monkey is out of control. 16 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:23,050 He keeps erasing the messages on my machine. 17 00:02:23,369 --> 00:02:25,449 Supposedly by accident. 18 00:02:26,169 --> 00:02:27,690 Oh, yeah, I've done that. 19 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:34,290 And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did 20 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:36,649 and peed all over the crossword. 21 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:39,169 I've never done that. 22 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,169 Now tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister. 23 00:02:43,809 --> 00:02:45,690 I'm saying I see a difference. 24 00:02:46,009 --> 00:02:47,050 They're twins. 25 00:02:47,369 --> 00:02:50,690 I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot. 26 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:54,850 You know that thing when we talk about things? 27 00:02:55,169 --> 00:02:57,449 - Let's not do that anymore. - Okay. 28 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,570 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 29 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,929 Hey, Pheebs. Guess who we saw today. 30 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,690 Oh, fun. Okay. 31 00:03:04,209 --> 00:03:05,690 - Liam Neeson. - No. 32 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,090 - Morley Safer. - Nope. 33 00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,889 - The woman who cuts my hair. - No. 34 00:03:09,209 --> 00:03:11,090 Look, this could be a really long game. 35 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,489 Your sister, Ursula. 36 00:03:13,009 --> 00:03:14,090 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 37 00:03:14,530 --> 00:03:15,970 She works at that place, uh… 38 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:17,290 Riff's. Yeah, I know. 39 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:20,130 Oh, you do? She said you guys haven't talked in years. 40 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:21,769 Yeah. 41 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:26,250 So, is she fat? 42 00:03:28,410 --> 00:03:30,449 Not from where I was standing. 43 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:32,370 Where were you standing? 44 00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:38,049 Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along? 45 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:41,049 It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know? 46 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:44,329 Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one. 47 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,769 She was the first one to start walking, 48 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:50,769 even though I did it later that same day. 49 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:56,049 To my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?" 50 00:03:57,769 --> 00:04:00,690 Pheebs, I'm sorry. I've gotta go. I've got Lamaze class. 51 00:04:00,769 --> 00:04:03,850 Oh, and I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym? 52 00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:08,850 So is this just gonna be you and Carol? 53 00:04:09,169 --> 00:04:10,690 No. Susan will be there too. 54 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:15,049 We've got dads. We've got lesbians. The whole parenting team. 55 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:17,329 Well, isn't that gonna be weird? 56 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:19,570 No. It might have been at first, 57 00:04:19,929 --> 00:04:22,250 but now I'm comfortable with the situation. 58 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:24,650 - Ross, that's my jacket. - I know. 59 00:04:32,449 --> 00:04:34,850 Hi. We're the Rostens. 60 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:37,489 I'm J.C. And he's Michael. 61 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,609 And we're having a boy and a girl. 62 00:04:41,609 --> 00:04:43,850 Good for you. Alrighty, next? 63 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,570 Hi. I'm, uh… 64 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,090 I'm Ross Geller. 65 00:04:49,169 --> 00:04:51,290 And, uh, that's my boy in there. 66 00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:56,049 And this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch. 67 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,530 Susan is, um, Carol's… 68 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:06,450 Who's next? 69 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:09,929 I'm sorry, Susan is? 70 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,010 - Susan is Carol's friend. - Life partner. 71 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:13,850 Like buddies. 72 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:16,129 Like lovers. 73 00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:18,049 You know how close women can get. 74 00:05:19,609 --> 00:05:21,890 - Susan and I live together. - I was married to her. 75 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:24,489 - Carol. Not me. - It's a little complicated. 76 00:05:24,809 --> 00:05:26,010 - But we're fine. - Absolutely. 77 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:29,249 So, twins. Ha. 78 00:05:29,609 --> 00:05:30,770 That's like two births. 79 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:43,049 To you too, Helen. 80 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,290 Nina Bookbinder is here to see you. 81 00:05:46,609 --> 00:05:48,450 Okay, send her in. 82 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:53,850 Hi. 83 00:05:54,169 --> 00:05:56,290 - Hi, Nina. Come on in. - You wanted to see me? 84 00:05:56,369 --> 00:05:59,090 Uh, yes. I was just going over your data. 85 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:01,450 You've been postdating your Friday numbers. 86 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,809 Which is bad, because? 87 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:05,609 Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. 88 00:06:06,809 --> 00:06:07,809 Excuse me? 89 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:09,569 WENUS. 90 00:06:09,929 --> 00:06:12,090 - Weekly Estimated… - Oh, Net Usage Statistics. 91 00:06:12,169 --> 00:06:14,090 Right. Gotcha, gotcha. 92 00:06:14,169 --> 00:06:17,850 Won't happen again. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your… 93 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,169 WENUS. 94 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,450 It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that… 95 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,850 …she's really, really cute. 96 00:06:35,369 --> 00:06:39,249 It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink. 97 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,330 Ross. 98 00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:45,650 Your little creature's got the remote again. 99 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:49,330 Marcel. Marcel, give Rossy the remote. 100 00:06:50,809 --> 00:06:51,809 Marcel. 101 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:56,049 Marcel, you give Rossy the remote right now. 102 00:06:59,489 --> 00:07:01,249 You give Rossy the remote… 103 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:04,450 - Great. - Relax. I'll fix it. 104 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:11,450 Oh, cool. Urkel in Spanish is Urkel. 105 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:15,450 How did he do this? 106 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:18,609 So tell me, is leaving the Christmas lights up 107 00:07:18,929 --> 00:07:21,489 part of your plan to keep us merry all year long? 108 00:07:21,569 --> 00:07:24,569 No, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's, 109 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:26,489 but obviously someone forgot. 110 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:29,489 Well, someone was supposed to write: 111 00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:33,249 "Rach, take down the lights," and put it on the refrigera… 112 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:37,249 How long has that been there? 113 00:07:38,809 --> 00:07:39,809 Hey, where you been? 114 00:07:40,369 --> 00:07:43,689 I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee. 115 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:47,450 She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries. 116 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,650 Score. 117 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:54,850 She is so hot. 118 00:07:54,929 --> 00:07:57,290 Listen, okay, before you do anything Joey-like, 119 00:07:57,609 --> 00:07:59,689 you might want to run it by… 120 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:02,450 - Yeah? - Yeah. 121 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,569 - Pheebs? - Yeah? 122 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:07,169 Would it be okay if I asked out your sister? 123 00:08:07,609 --> 00:08:10,450 Why? Why would you want to do that? Why? 124 00:08:11,729 --> 00:08:14,530 So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there. 125 00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:22,569 Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know… 126 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:24,850 …whatever. And… 127 00:08:25,929 --> 00:08:28,850 I mean, it's true, we were one egg once. 128 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:32,049 But, you know, we've grown apart, so… 129 00:08:32,369 --> 00:08:33,929 I don't know. Why not? 130 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:35,489 Cool. Thanks. 131 00:08:39,129 --> 00:08:40,169 You okay? 132 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:41,850 Yeah, I'm fine. 133 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,530 Do you wanna watch Laverne y Shirley? 134 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:00,890 Sorry. 135 00:09:02,049 --> 00:09:03,049 - Hi. - Hi. 136 00:09:03,129 --> 00:09:04,689 Sorry I'm late. Uh, where's Carol? 137 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:07,970 Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. 138 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:10,729 You can go. I'll get the information. 139 00:09:11,609 --> 00:09:16,129 No, no, I think I should stay. We should both know what's going on. 140 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,290 Oh, good. 141 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:19,089 This will be fun. 142 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:20,250 Alrighty. 143 00:09:20,329 --> 00:09:23,610 We're gonna start with some basic third-stage breathing exercises. 144 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,290 Mommies, get on your back. 145 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:29,250 And, coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head. 146 00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:36,969 - What? - What? 147 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,969 I'm supposed to be the mommy? 148 00:09:39,049 --> 00:09:42,250 Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time. 149 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:46,890 I don't see why I have to miss out on the coaching training 150 00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:48,010 because I'm a woman. 151 00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,650 I see. So, what do you propose to do? 152 00:09:49,969 --> 00:09:52,250 - I'll flip you for it. - Flip me for it? No, no, no. 153 00:09:52,329 --> 00:09:53,730 Heads, heads, heads. 154 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:56,290 On your back, Mom. 155 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:04,049 All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath. 156 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:08,530 Good. 157 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:11,530 Now imagine your vagina is opening… 158 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,449 like a flower. 159 00:10:23,809 --> 00:10:25,929 Mr. Dee. How's it going, sir? 160 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:27,169 Uh, it's been better. 161 00:10:27,809 --> 00:10:30,130 The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in. 162 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,049 - And? - It's pretty ugly. 163 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:36,250 We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the '70s. 164 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:40,969 - So, what does this mean? - We're gonna be laying off people. 165 00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:45,209 I know I came in late last week. I slept funny and my hair was snarly. 166 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:46,449 Not you. 167 00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:48,250 Relax. 168 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,849 Ever have to fire anyone? 169 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,410 Nina… 170 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,010 Nina. 171 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:03,490 Nina… 172 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,929 Are you okay? 173 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,410 Yes. Yes, I am. 174 00:11:09,809 --> 00:11:14,049 Uh, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was… 175 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:16,049 Please don't hate me. 176 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:18,370 What? 177 00:11:20,169 --> 00:11:22,010 Would you like to have dinner sometime? 178 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:29,449 So, Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday? 179 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:33,969 What I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me. 180 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:38,689 Okay. 181 00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:43,049 Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn? 182 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,849 - Bath salts would be nice. - Oh, okay. Good. 183 00:11:54,329 --> 00:11:55,689 What is this place? 184 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:58,689 Look, you're cold, I have to pee, and there's coffee. 185 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,449 How bad could it be? 186 00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:02,650 I think we have an answer. 187 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,449 What's she doing here? 188 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,849 This could be God's way of telling us to eat at home. 189 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:13,410 - Think she got fired at Riff's? - No, we were there last night. 190 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:15,969 She kept bringing swordfish. Are you gonna go? 191 00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:18,290 I'll wait until we order. It's her, right? 192 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,329 It looks like her. 193 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,849 - Um, excuse me? - Yeah? 194 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,929 Hi, it's us. 195 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,650 Right. And it's me. 196 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:34,530 So you're here too? 197 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,650 As much as you are. 198 00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:38,250 Your turn. 199 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,650 - We know what we want. - Oh, that's good. 200 00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:45,290 - All we want is two caffe lattes. - And some biscotti cookies. 201 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,049 Good choice. 202 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:52,650 - It's definitely her. - Yeah. 203 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,290 I can't believe you. 204 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,490 You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet? 205 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,049 Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights. 206 00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:14,569 Congratulations. I think you found the world's thinnest argument. 207 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,089 I'm just trying to find the right moment. 208 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:20,250 Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating. 209 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:25,770 "Sweetheart, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?" 210 00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:30,329 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:36,250 Once you're inside, you don't have to knock anymore. 212 00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:38,849 I'll get it. 213 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,849 Oh. Hi, Mr. Heckles. 214 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,490 You're doing it again. 215 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,250 We're not doing anything. 216 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:50,250 We're just sitting around talking quietly. 217 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:52,449 I can hear you through the ceiling. 218 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,250 My cats can't sleep. 219 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,730 You don't even have cats. 220 00:13:59,809 --> 00:14:01,569 I could have cats. 221 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,410 Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. 222 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,849 We'll try to keep it down. 223 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:13,449 Phoebe, can you do me a favor? 224 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,809 Try this on to make sure it fits. 225 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:19,569 Oh, my first birthday present. Oh, this is really… 226 00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,890 Oh, no, no. It's for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise. 227 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:27,209 Oh. Sure. Yeah. 228 00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:28,530 Okay, it fits. 229 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:34,290 - Are you seeing her again tonight? - Yep, Ice Capades. 230 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:35,890 Wow, this is serious. 231 00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:39,049 I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade. 232 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:42,890 I don't know. I like her. 233 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:46,530 She's different. There's, uh, something about her… 234 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,730 That you like. We get it. You like her. Great. 235 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,290 Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay. 236 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,130 Well, maybe now it's not okay. 237 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:56,650 Okay. 238 00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:59,770 Well, maybe now I'm not okay with it not being okay. 239 00:15:00,089 --> 00:15:01,089 Okay. 240 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,689 Knit, good woman. Knit. Knit. 241 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,209 And that's the Chrysler Building right there. 242 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,449 - Nina. - Mr. Douglas. 243 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,010 Cool tie. 244 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:32,329 She's still here. 245 00:15:32,969 --> 00:15:35,049 Yes. Yes, she is. 246 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:36,770 Didn't I memo you on this? 247 00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:41,689 See, after I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen… 248 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,410 Dr. Flanan, Dr. Flan. 249 00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:48,849 And, uh, he informed me that she took the news rather badly. 250 00:15:48,929 --> 00:15:51,490 In fact, he, uh, mentioned the word "frenzy." 251 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,890 You're kidding. She seems so… 252 00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:55,290 Oh, no, no. Nina? She's… 253 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,849 In fact, if you asked her now 254 00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:02,650 she'd have no recollection of being fired at all. 255 00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:05,209 That's unbelievable. 256 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,809 And yet believable. 257 00:16:07,569 --> 00:16:09,650 So I decided not to fire her again 258 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:12,890 until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others. 259 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:17,849 I see. You never really know what's going on inside a person's head. 260 00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:21,849 Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir. 261 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,650 The sound Mom and Dad will never forget. 262 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,770 For this, after all, is the miracle of birth. 263 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:32,250 Lights, please. 264 00:16:32,569 --> 00:16:33,890 And that's having a baby. 265 00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:36,250 Next week is our final class. 266 00:16:37,809 --> 00:16:39,250 Susan, go deep. 267 00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:46,449 It's impossible. It's just impossible. 268 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:47,530 What is, honey? 269 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,689 What that woman… 270 00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:50,770 did. 271 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,250 I am not doing that. 272 00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,490 It'll have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. 273 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,809 - It'll just stay in. - Carol, honey. 274 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,569 - Everything will be all right. - What do you know? 275 00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:06,290 No one's saying to you, "Hi, is that your nostril? 276 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,929 Mind if we push this pot roast through it?" 277 00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,650 Carol, sweetie. 278 00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:13,250 Cleansing breath. 279 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,490 I know it's frightening. But big picture: 280 00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:20,010 The birth part is just one day 281 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:24,410 and when it's over, we'll all be parents for the rest of our lives. 282 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,449 I mean, that's what this is all about, right? 283 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,770 Ross? 284 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,849 Ross. 285 00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:33,410 I'm gonna be a father. 286 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:37,890 - This is just occurring to you? - I always knew I was having a baby. 287 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:41,049 I just never realized the baby was having me. 288 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,290 Oh, you're gonna be great. 289 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,049 How could you say that? 290 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,049 I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat. 291 00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:50,049 How will I raise a kid? 292 00:17:50,609 --> 00:17:52,690 You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying 293 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,849 that monkeys and babies are actually different. 294 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:00,250 - Where are you going? - Out. 295 00:18:00,569 --> 00:18:01,849 With? 296 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,290 Yes. 297 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,569 All right, can I just ask you one question? 298 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:09,849 Have you two, you know, like, you know? 299 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,490 You know? 300 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,450 Yet? 301 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,089 Well, not that it's any of your business, 302 00:18:17,409 --> 00:18:18,970 but no, we haven't, okay? 303 00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,450 You meant sex, right? 304 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,290 - Do you have a sec? - Uh, sure, Nina. What's up? 305 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:41,129 I don't know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me 306 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,010 and giving me these really strange looks. 307 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,170 Oh, well, uh, maybe that's because 308 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,170 they're, uh, jealous of us. 309 00:18:49,609 --> 00:18:51,010 Maybe. 310 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,049 But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors. 311 00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:58,609 Well, maybe that's, uh, because you're getting a big raise. 312 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,930 - I am? - Sure. Why not? 313 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:05,049 Oh, my God. You're amazing. 314 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,450 Oh, you don't know. 315 00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:11,569 Helen, make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder's raise. 316 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,849 Still want her psychological profile sent to personnel? 317 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,649 - What? - Helen drinks. 318 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,049 Will you marry me? 319 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:30,089 - I ended up telling her everything. - How'd she take it? 320 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,250 Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. 321 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:36,809 Little tip. If you're ever in a similar situation, 322 00:19:36,889 --> 00:19:39,450 never, ever leave your hand on the desk. 323 00:19:40,690 --> 00:19:43,450 Okay, I think I get how to do this. 324 00:19:48,809 --> 00:19:51,049 Can we turn this off? Can we make them go away? 325 00:19:51,369 --> 00:19:53,049 Because I can't watch. 326 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,049 - Okay, Pheebs, they're gone. - Okay. 327 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,609 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 328 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:01,369 It's just, you know, this whole stupid Ursula thing. 329 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,089 Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? 330 00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:06,450 So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible? 331 00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:07,970 Yeah. 332 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,690 I mean, I'm not saying she's evil or anything. 333 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,649 She's just, you know, always breaking my stuff. 334 00:20:16,609 --> 00:20:19,889 When I was 8, I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson Thermos 335 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,849 so she threw it under the bus. 336 00:20:22,809 --> 00:20:24,649 And then there's Randy Brown, 337 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,049 who was like… 338 00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:29,290 Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend? 339 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,409 - No. - No. 340 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,490 Well, but that's what he was for me. 341 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,889 And she, you know, kind of stole him away 342 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:40,849 and then broke his heart. 343 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:44,170 And then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore. 344 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:48,490 He didn't want to be around anything that looked like either one of us. 345 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:51,849 Oh, Pheebs. 346 00:20:52,329 --> 00:20:56,250 I mean, I know Joey's not my boyfriend or my Thermos, 347 00:20:57,369 --> 00:20:58,649 or anything, but… 348 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:01,530 - You won't lose him. - You gotta talk to Joey. 349 00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:03,210 Yeah, okay. 350 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:06,409 Come on. He doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt… 351 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:08,170 He's falling in love with her. 352 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,089 Oh, please. They've been going out a week. 353 00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:14,450 They haven't even slept together yet. I mean, that's not serious. 354 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:18,809 Okay. 355 00:21:20,609 --> 00:21:22,089 Okay. 356 00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:42,250 Yeah, um, may we help you? 357 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,569 Rachel, what are you doing? It's freezing. Would you come inside? 358 00:22:00,129 --> 00:22:01,530 No, no, no. 359 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:04,530 You wanted me to take them down, 360 00:22:04,609 --> 00:22:07,010 so I'm taking them down, okay? 361 00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:11,690 Rachel! 362 00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:13,730 I'm okay. I'm okay. 363 00:22:14,889 --> 00:22:16,010 Mr. Heckles? 364 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,530 Mr. Heckles, could you help me, please? 365 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:23,970 See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.