1 00:00:00,990 --> 00:00:03,110 It's this whole stupid Ursula thing. 2 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,589 So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible? 3 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:08,950 - You don't know my sister. - Talk to Joey. 4 00:00:09,029 --> 00:00:11,670 - He's falling in love with her. - You won't lose him. 5 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:15,189 They haven't even slept together yet. That's not serious. 6 00:00:18,989 --> 00:00:20,589 - Yeah. - May we help you? 7 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:23,430 Rachel! Rachel! 8 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:25,790 I'm okay. I'm okay. 9 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:35,949 Hi, my friend was taking down our Christmas lights 10 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:39,070 and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle. 11 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:41,750 My God, you still have your Christmas lights up? 12 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:45,749 Fill this out and bring it back. 13 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:48,350 Okay. Here you go. 14 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,749 Okay. 15 00:00:52,829 --> 00:00:53,829 All right. 16 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:55,430 Name. 17 00:00:55,749 --> 00:00:56,869 Address. 18 00:00:57,790 --> 00:01:00,150 Okay. In case of emergency, call? 19 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:01,510 You. 20 00:01:01,949 --> 00:01:02,949 Really? 21 00:01:03,550 --> 00:01:04,550 Yeah. 22 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:06,550 Oh, that is so sweet. 23 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,630 Oh, gosh. I love you. 24 00:01:10,990 --> 00:01:12,309 Okay, insurance? 25 00:01:12,669 --> 00:01:15,389 Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely gonna want some of that. 26 00:01:16,829 --> 00:01:17,949 You don't have insurance? 27 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:19,710 Why? How much is this gonna cost? 28 00:01:20,029 --> 00:01:22,589 I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars. 29 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:25,150 - What are we gonna do? - There's not much we can do. 30 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:29,710 Unless I use yours. 31 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:32,430 No, no, no, no, no. 32 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:34,070 Well, now, wait a second. 33 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:37,150 Who did I just put as my "in case of emergency" person? 34 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,070 That's insurance fraud. 35 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:43,869 Well, all right, then. Forget it. Might as well just go home. 36 00:01:44,949 --> 00:01:45,949 Okay, okay. 37 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:50,109 - Okay, come here. I hate this. - Thank you. I love you. 38 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:55,269 Hi, heh. I'm gonna need a new set of these forms. 39 00:01:55,829 --> 00:01:56,829 Why? 40 00:01:58,269 --> 00:02:00,109 I am really an idiot. 41 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:03,750 You see, I was filling out my friend's form 42 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:05,829 and instead of putting her information, 43 00:02:06,149 --> 00:02:07,269 I put mine. 44 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,310 You are an idiot. 45 00:02:10,229 --> 00:02:13,310 Yep, that's me. Heh. I am that stupid. 46 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:18,149 I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid. 47 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:20,149 - That's nice. - That's nice. 48 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:22,109 No, no. With him. 49 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,190 I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby. 50 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,389 I know I've gotta do something 51 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:34,310 because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me. 52 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,709 Tampa Bay's got a terrible team. 53 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:38,910 Right, but… 54 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:43,910 It is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us. 55 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,829 And so I… 56 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,310 I just heave it downfield. 57 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:51,549 What are you, crazy? That's a baby. 58 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,709 He should take the sack? 59 00:02:57,269 --> 00:03:00,429 Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield. 60 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,350 And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? 61 00:03:04,669 --> 00:03:07,389 Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time. 62 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:10,949 So I am running and I'm running and that is when I woke up. 63 00:03:11,269 --> 00:03:14,630 See, I am so not ready to be a father. 64 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:16,669 Hey, you're gonna be fine. 65 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,910 You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America. 66 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:23,149 You're gonna make a great dad. 67 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:26,829 Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. 68 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,709 Have either of you ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? 69 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,549 Only if you order stuff. 70 00:03:37,229 --> 00:03:39,030 I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday. 71 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:42,149 - What about Phoebe's birthday? - When's that? 72 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:45,870 Tonight. 73 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:49,109 Man, what are the odds of that happening? 74 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:52,829 You take your time. 75 00:03:58,190 --> 00:03:59,230 There it is. 76 00:04:03,349 --> 00:04:04,389 So, what are you gonna do? 77 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:08,589 What can I do? I don't want to screw it up with Ursula. 78 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:09,750 And your friend Phoebe? 79 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:13,709 If she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. Wouldn't you guys? 80 00:04:14,269 --> 00:04:15,949 Man, if you tried that on my birthday, 81 00:04:16,269 --> 00:04:19,310 you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit. 82 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:24,709 You add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference. 83 00:04:27,829 --> 00:04:29,909 Okay… 84 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,750 - Monica? - Yes? 85 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:34,029 Yes, she is. 86 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:36,630 - Hi. This is my friend Rachel. - Hi. 87 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:38,510 Hi, Rachel, I'm Dr. Mitchell. 88 00:04:38,589 --> 00:04:40,909 And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen. 89 00:04:41,909 --> 00:04:43,709 Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor? 90 00:04:44,029 --> 00:04:45,110 Excuse me? 91 00:04:45,469 --> 00:04:47,149 God, young, young. I meant young, heh. 92 00:04:47,469 --> 00:04:48,709 Young to be a doctor. 93 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,630 - Oh, good, Rach. - Thank you. 94 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:51,709 Right. 95 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,789 So he said it was just a sprain, and that was it. 96 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,990 Uh, you left out the stupid part. 97 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:07,630 It's not stupid. 98 00:05:07,949 --> 00:05:12,029 The very cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes. 99 00:05:12,349 --> 00:05:15,589 I think it's totally insane. I mean, they work for the hospital. 100 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:18,389 It's like returning to the scene of the crime. 101 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:22,829 - I say we blow off the dates. - What? Monica, they are cute. 102 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,550 They are doctors. Cute doctors. Doctors who are cute. 103 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,389 All right, what have we learned so far? 104 00:05:38,349 --> 00:05:39,510 Surprise! 105 00:05:46,949 --> 00:05:49,589 What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me. 106 00:05:51,349 --> 00:05:53,110 - Was that the cake? - Yeah. 107 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:55,589 I got a lemon shmush. 108 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,190 Come on. She'll be here any minute. 109 00:05:59,029 --> 00:06:00,190 I hope it's okay. 110 00:06:04,349 --> 00:06:06,149 "Happy Birthday, Peehee." 111 00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:10,630 Maybe we can make a B out of one of those roses. 112 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,990 Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools. 113 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:15,750 - Hey, what's going on? - Oh, we just… 114 00:06:15,829 --> 00:06:17,190 Surprise! 115 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,389 This is so great. 116 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,589 Oh, my God. 117 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:25,430 This was not at all scary. 118 00:06:25,949 --> 00:06:27,469 Hi, everybody. Hi, Betty. 119 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:28,870 Betty, hi. 120 00:06:28,949 --> 00:06:32,029 You found Betty. Oh, my gosh. This is so great. 121 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:35,510 Everybody I love is in the same room. 122 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:37,349 Where's Joey? 123 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,430 Did you see Betty? 124 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:52,829 I tell you, one thing, 125 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:55,070 I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried-tomato business. 126 00:06:55,909 --> 00:06:58,110 Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me, 127 00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:00,430 "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune", 128 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:02,430 I'd have said, "Get out of my office." 129 00:07:05,829 --> 00:07:08,469 Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all? 130 00:07:08,789 --> 00:07:10,510 I'm not freaking out. I'm just saying… 131 00:07:10,589 --> 00:07:12,430 If someone had come to me with the idea… 132 00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:17,029 Dad. I'm talking about the whole… baby thing. 133 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,789 Did you ever get this sort of… 134 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:24,269 …panicky, "Oh, my God, I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 135 00:07:24,589 --> 00:07:25,750 No. 136 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:29,310 Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. 137 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:31,310 I wasn't around that much. 138 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,630 Is that what this is about? 139 00:07:33,709 --> 00:07:35,510 No, no, Dad. I was just wondering. 140 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,829 There's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. 141 00:07:39,149 --> 00:07:43,269 You always wanted to go to colonial Williamsburg. How about we do that? 142 00:07:43,949 --> 00:07:45,630 Thanks, Dad. Really… 143 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:48,389 You know, I just, I just… 144 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:51,430 I just needed to know… 145 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:54,389 When did you start to feel like a father? 146 00:07:55,829 --> 00:08:00,469 Well, I guess it must have been the day after you were born. 147 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:03,990 We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep 148 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:08,070 and they brought you in and gave you to me. 149 00:08:08,149 --> 00:08:10,110 You were this ugly little red thing. 150 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:15,590 And all of a sudden, you grabbed my finger with your whole fist 151 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:17,309 and you squeezed it… 152 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,189 so tight. 153 00:08:21,069 --> 00:08:22,789 And that's when I knew. 154 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:28,549 So you don't want to go to Williamsburg? 155 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:33,590 We can go to Williamsburg. 156 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:36,389 Eat your fish. 157 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,710 Rachel, the cute doctors are here. 158 00:08:43,029 --> 00:08:44,309 Okay, coming. 159 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:47,269 Hi, come on in. Hey, Michael, Jeffrey. 160 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:48,750 - Hi. - Hi. 161 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:49,990 Uh, here, we brought wine. 162 00:08:50,069 --> 00:08:53,990 Look at this. It's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine. 163 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,950 - So how could we resist? - Oh, that's great. 164 00:08:57,029 --> 00:08:58,990 - So, Monica, how's the ankle? - It's… 165 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,189 Why don't you tell them? 166 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,269 After all, it is your ankle. 167 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:08,789 You know, it's feeling a lot better. Thank you. 168 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:11,510 Listen, why don't you guys sit down, and we'll get you some glasses. 169 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,350 - Okay. - Okay. 170 00:09:14,149 --> 00:09:15,710 Stat. 171 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,389 Okay, listen, I'm thinking, 172 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:21,830 why don't we just tell them who we really are? 173 00:09:22,149 --> 00:09:25,990 - I mean, I think it'll be fine. - It will not. We'll get in trouble. 174 00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:27,830 Monica, would you stop being such a wuss? 175 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,710 A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world. 176 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:34,230 - So? - So they still seem normal. 177 00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:35,789 That's because they are. 178 00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:38,590 You have to admit, when we go out with women we meet at the hospital… 179 00:09:38,669 --> 00:09:40,669 Would you relax? Take a look around. 180 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,990 There are no pagan altars. 181 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:47,990 No piles of bones in the corners. 182 00:09:48,069 --> 00:09:50,069 They're fine. Go like this: 183 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,429 I said we are not going to do it. 184 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,870 Sometimes you can be such a big baby. 185 00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,630 - I am not a baby. - Be serious. 186 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:01,909 - You get uptight… - You act like a princess. 187 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:04,429 - You know what? You know what? - What? What? 188 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:08,389 Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother. 189 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:11,189 Excuse me. Hello, here we go. 190 00:10:13,269 --> 00:10:15,309 This is a great place. How long have you lived here? 191 00:10:15,389 --> 00:10:18,350 Thanks. I've been here about six years. 192 00:10:18,429 --> 00:10:21,389 And Rachel moved in a few months ago. 193 00:10:22,429 --> 00:10:25,029 See, I was supposed to get married, 194 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,990 but I left the guy at the altar. 195 00:10:30,549 --> 00:10:32,029 - Really? - Yeah. 196 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,870 Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but… 197 00:10:35,189 --> 00:10:37,389 Hey, that's me. 198 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,189 Why don't you try the hummus? 199 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,669 So, Monica, what do you do? 200 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:48,230 I am a chef at a restaurant uptown. 201 00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:50,590 - Oh, good for you. - Yeah, it is. 202 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:56,590 Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do. 203 00:10:59,029 --> 00:11:00,750 Well, this hummus is great. 204 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,230 God bless the chickpea. 205 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:08,429 Oh, God. 206 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:10,789 I am so spoiled. 207 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:15,950 That's it. 208 00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:20,189 And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school… 209 00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:21,510 I was a cow? 210 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,789 I used to wet my bed. 211 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:29,350 I use my breasts to get other people's attention. 212 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,389 We both do that. 213 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,950 Monica and Rachel's apartment. 214 00:11:48,029 --> 00:11:51,830 Yeah, just one second. Uh, Rachel, it's your dad. 215 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,069 Hi, Dad. 216 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,990 No, no. It's me. 217 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:01,789 Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now. 218 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:03,990 But there's something… 219 00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:06,710 There's something that I've been meaning to tell you. 220 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,269 Excuse me. 221 00:12:08,669 --> 00:12:10,750 Remember back in freshman year? 222 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,590 Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed. 223 00:12:23,549 --> 00:12:24,549 Daddy… 224 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,309 Daddy… Daddy, why? Why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? 225 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,710 His father tried to put you out of business. 226 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:32,549 You are dead. 227 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,510 Ross, he's got the remote again. 228 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:39,870 Good. 229 00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:42,309 Maybe he can switch it back. 230 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:47,309 Maybe not. 231 00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:50,149 Hello? 232 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:57,909 Okay, uh, hold on a second and let me just check and see if she's here. 233 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:01,870 It's the woman from the hospital. There's a problem with the form. 234 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,510 Oh, God, what do we do? 235 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,470 I don't know. Just find out what they want. 236 00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,470 Okay. No, you do it. 237 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,269 Hello. This is Monica. 238 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,750 Yeah? 239 00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:16,510 Okay. Yes, we'll be right down. Thank you. 240 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:20,269 We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms. 241 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,590 - You're right, this wasn't worth it. - Thank you. 242 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,470 - Okay, let me just change. - Yes. 243 00:13:28,549 --> 00:13:30,429 - Hey. - Hey. 244 00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,389 Trouble? 245 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,789 Your sister stood me up the other night. 246 00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:39,269 Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? 247 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,990 - Did you try calling her? - I've been trying for two days. 248 00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:46,870 When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. 249 00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:49,669 I can't believe she's blowing me off. 250 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,389 Hey. 251 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:17,669 - You got a minute? - Yeah, I'm just working. 252 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,389 So… 253 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,149 I got you a birthday present. 254 00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:32,870 Oh, wow, you remembered. 255 00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,710 It's a Judy Jetson Thermos. 256 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:43,269 - Right. Like the kind you… - Right. 257 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:46,189 I got something for you too. 258 00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:47,389 How'd you know I was coming? 259 00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,549 Yeah, um, "twin" thing. 260 00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:55,149 I can't believe you did this. 261 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,870 I can't believe you… 262 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,669 …did this. 263 00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:04,830 So, what's the deal with, um, you and Joey? 264 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,110 Oh, right. 265 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:09,789 He is so great. But that's over. 266 00:15:10,789 --> 00:15:12,429 - Does he know? - Who? 267 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:17,710 Joey. You know, he's really nutsy about you. 268 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:19,590 He is? Why? 269 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,669 - You got me. - Right. 270 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:22,990 Excuse me… 271 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:25,669 Doesn't this come with a side salad? 272 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,189 So, are you gonna call him? 273 00:15:29,269 --> 00:15:31,950 - What, you think he likes me? - No. Joey. 274 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,870 No, no. He is so smart. He'll figure it out. 275 00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:38,669 Do you want some chicken? 276 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:41,669 No, no. No food with a face, remember? 277 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,590 You have not changed. 278 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:46,269 Yeah, you too. 279 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,230 Hi. Remember us? 280 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:56,510 You just called about needing a signature on the admissions form? 281 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,110 Well, it turns out we need a whole new one. 282 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,309 Because, um, you see… 283 00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:03,870 I put the wrong name again. 284 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,269 - Because… - You're that stupid. 285 00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:11,069 I am. I'm that stupid. 286 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,029 Yeah, and I'm just gonna pay for this with a check. 287 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,389 You know, your insurance will cover that. 288 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,870 Yeah, I know. I'm just not that bright either. 289 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,429 Okay, worst case scenario: 290 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,069 Say you never feel like a father. 291 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:29,870 Say your son never feels connected to you as one. 292 00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:34,029 Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 293 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,669 Do you have a point? 294 00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:38,669 You know, you'd think I would. 295 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,470 What's up with the simian? 296 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,470 It's just a fur ball. 297 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:50,029 Okay, whose turn is it? 298 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,910 Yours. I just got 43 points for "kidney." 299 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:55,710 No, you got zero points for "idney." 300 00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:57,950 I had a K. Where's my K? 301 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:07,750 You've got to help me. My monkey swallowed a K. 302 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,390 Get that animal out of here. 303 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:11,309 The animal hospital is way across town. 304 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:12,910 He's choking. I don't know what to do. 305 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,470 - What's going on? - Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile. 306 00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:21,190 Excuse me. This hospital is for people. 307 00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,670 Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? 308 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,430 He watches Jeopardy, 309 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:28,069 he touches himself when nobody's watching. 310 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,750 Please, have a heart. 311 00:17:30,829 --> 00:17:32,910 - I'll take a look at him. - Oh, thank you. 312 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,349 - Michael. - Rachel. 313 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,430 - What? - Monica. 314 00:17:36,109 --> 00:17:37,269 Hi. 315 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,269 Hey. 316 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,269 Urs. 317 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,670 What are you doing here? I've been trying to call you. 318 00:17:55,869 --> 00:17:56,950 Listen… 319 00:17:57,029 --> 00:18:00,670 Don't say "listen. " I know that "listen." I've said that "listen." 320 00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,309 I'm sorry. 321 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,789 I don't get it. What happened? 322 00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:08,349 What about everything you said under the bridge? 323 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,470 Yeah… 324 00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,990 You know, just forget about what I said under the bridge. 325 00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:18,069 I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk. 326 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,750 You don't drink. 327 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,269 That's right, I don't. 328 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,670 But I was drunk on you. 329 00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,470 - Urs. - But, yeah, so it's not gonna work. 330 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,710 Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? 331 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:36,589 If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? 332 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,869 No. 333 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,549 No, I couldn't do that. 334 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:44,869 Then, yeah, it's because of Phoebe. 335 00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:48,869 So you know, it's either her or me. 336 00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:53,269 Then.. Then I'm sorry. 337 00:18:57,789 --> 00:18:59,390 You know… 338 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,670 You're gonna be really, really hard to get over. 339 00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:03,549 I know. 340 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:13,670 I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or what, 341 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:15,829 but you have never looked so beautiful. 342 00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:17,549 Really? 343 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,470 - Pheebs? - Yeah. 344 00:19:58,789 --> 00:19:59,950 He looks so tiny. 345 00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:03,430 - We just got the message. - Is he all right? 346 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,670 Yeah, the doctor got the K out. 347 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:08,510 He also found an M and an O. 348 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,069 We think he was trying to spell out "monkey." 349 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:22,470 The doctor says he'll be fine. He's just sleeping now. 350 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,789 So you feel like a dad yet? 351 00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:27,710 No. Why? 352 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:31,750 Hey, come on, you came through. You did what you had to do. 353 00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,190 That is very dad. 354 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:34,990 Oh, look, he's waking up. 355 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:37,510 Hey, fella. How you doing? 356 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:56,589 Here it is. 357 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,470 Who ordered General Tso's chicken? 358 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,309 It could've been General Tso! 359 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:03,470 Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula! 360 00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:09,710 Hi, Joey! 361 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,470 Hey, everybody! 362 00:21:13,829 --> 00:21:17,109 Look, Ross, Marcel's got the remote. 363 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,109 The thing is, he doesn't like the program!