1 00:00:24,770 --> 00:00:26,570 Rach, we're running low on résumés over here. 2 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:29,610 Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics? 3 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,769 If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for. 4 00:00:34,049 --> 00:00:36,369 Hey, look, you guys. I'm going for anything here, okay? 5 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,529 I can't be a waitress anymore. I mean it. 6 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:42,049 I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 7 00:00:43,809 --> 00:00:46,089 Rach, did you proofread these? 8 00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:47,809 Yeah. Why? 9 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:49,890 Nothing. 10 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:53,610 I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills. 11 00:00:53,690 --> 00:00:56,089 Oh, my God! 12 00:00:56,169 --> 00:00:58,489 Do you think it's on all of them? 13 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:04,849 No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. 14 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,170 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 15 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,649 Hey. Hi, ladies. 16 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:01,250 Can I get you anything? 17 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,209 - Did you bring the mail? - Lots of responses. 18 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,009 Really? Sure we have scones left. 19 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:08,090 Okay, read them to me. 20 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:12,450 "Dear Miss Green: Thank you for your inquiry. However…" 21 00:02:13,289 --> 00:02:15,769 - We have apple cinnamon… - Okay, "Dear Miss Green"… 22 00:02:15,849 --> 00:02:18,770 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No. 23 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:22,050 - Wow. - What? 24 00:02:22,129 --> 00:02:24,329 Your Visa bill is huge. 25 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:26,289 Give me that. 26 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:28,530 You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great. 27 00:02:28,609 --> 00:02:30,009 Why won't you go out with her again? 28 00:02:30,090 --> 00:02:31,090 I don't know. 29 00:02:31,169 --> 00:02:32,490 Is this still about her whole 30 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,889 "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? 31 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,449 It's not just that. 32 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:40,329 It's just, I want someone who does something for me, 33 00:02:40,409 --> 00:02:42,129 you know, who gets my heart pounding… 34 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,090 Who makes me, uh… 35 00:02:46,889 --> 00:02:49,090 Little play things with yarn? 36 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:52,129 What? 37 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:54,530 Could you want her more? 38 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,250 Who? 39 00:02:56,329 --> 00:02:59,650 Who? Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening! 40 00:03:02,569 --> 00:03:03,970 Who? 41 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:09,530 Look, I am totally, totally over her, okay? 42 00:03:09,609 --> 00:03:11,210 - I just… Hi. - Hi. Coffee? 43 00:03:11,289 --> 00:03:13,490 - No, we're fine. - Okay. 44 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:19,729 Shut up. 45 00:03:20,289 --> 00:03:21,770 We're not saying anything. 46 00:03:21,849 --> 00:03:24,250 - What? - Uh, Joey cried last night. 47 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,090 Thank you. 48 00:03:27,609 --> 00:03:28,930 We were playing poker, right? 49 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,770 There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, all right? 50 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:36,729 God, you should've seen him. "Read them and weep." 51 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:38,569 And then he did. 52 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:43,449 Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? 53 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:45,650 Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of guy thing? 54 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,650 Like some kind of sexist guy thing? 55 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:49,849 Like, it's poker, so only guys can play? 56 00:03:50,329 --> 00:03:53,210 - No. Women are welcome to play. - Oh, okay, so then what is it? 57 00:03:53,289 --> 00:03:56,569 Some kind of, you know, like, some kind of, you know, like… 58 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:58,289 All right, what is it? 59 00:03:59,849 --> 00:04:02,129 There just don't happen to be any women in our game. 60 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,090 Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women 61 00:04:04,169 --> 00:04:06,050 that know how to play poker. 62 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:10,009 Please. That is such a lame excuse. I mean, it's a typical guy response. 63 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,050 Excuse me, do any of you know how to play? 64 00:04:12,129 --> 00:04:13,490 No. 65 00:04:14,889 --> 00:04:16,250 But you could teach us. 66 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:17,690 No. 67 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:26,449 Okay, so now we draw cards. 68 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:31,850 So I wouldn't need any, right? Because I have a straight. 69 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:34,050 - Oh, good for you. - Congratulations. 70 00:04:37,129 --> 00:04:38,810 Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want? 71 00:04:39,170 --> 00:04:40,969 Okay, I just need two. 72 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:43,850 The 10 of spades and the six of clubs. 73 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:47,250 No, uh, Pheebs, you can't do that. 74 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,250 I have the 10 of spades. Here, you want it? 75 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:50,529 Thanks. 76 00:04:52,449 --> 00:04:54,250 No, see, uh, you can't do that. 77 00:04:54,329 --> 00:04:56,690 No. That's okay. I don't need them. I'm going for fours. 78 00:04:56,769 --> 00:04:58,009 Oh, you're… 79 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:04,569 All right, here we go. 80 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,810 We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudités. 81 00:05:08,449 --> 00:05:09,690 Monica, what are you doing? 82 00:05:10,129 --> 00:05:13,690 This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. 83 00:05:13,769 --> 00:05:17,009 It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz… 84 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:21,050 Okay, so at this point, the dealer… 85 00:05:21,129 --> 00:05:24,769 We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks. 86 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:27,170 All right, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks 87 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,810 because they didn't look happy. 88 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:36,050 But I'm ready. So just deal. 89 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:38,889 Okay, all right, last minute lesson. Last minute lesson. Joey. 90 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:40,649 Three… 91 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,250 …eight. 92 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:44,170 Eight, three. All right. Here we go. 93 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:51,050 Damn it, damn it, damn it. 94 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,889 I see. So then, um, you were lying. 95 00:05:53,969 --> 00:05:56,089 - About what? - About how good your cards were. 96 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:57,930 I was bluffing. 97 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:01,050 Aha. And what is "bluffing"? 98 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,810 Is it not another word for lying? 99 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,370 Okay, sorry to break up this party, 100 00:06:08,449 --> 00:06:10,490 but I've got résumés to fax before work tomorrow. 101 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,009 Rach, we've got to settle. 102 00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:14,690 Settle what? 103 00:06:15,449 --> 00:06:17,730 The Jamestown colony of Virginia. 104 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:22,490 You see, King George is giving us the land, so… 105 00:06:25,209 --> 00:06:28,329 The game, Rachel. The game. You owe us money for the game. 106 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:29,410 Oh, right. 107 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,290 You know what, guys? It's their first time. 108 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,009 Why don't we forget about the money? 109 00:06:33,089 --> 00:06:35,690 Hell, no. We'll pay. 110 00:06:35,769 --> 00:06:38,810 Okay, Monica, I had another answer all ready. 111 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,490 And you know what? 112 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,209 - We want a rematch. - Well, that's fine with me. 113 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,170 Could use the money. 114 00:06:47,170 --> 00:06:49,329 So, basically, you get your ya-yas 115 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,170 by taking money from all of your friends. 116 00:06:52,129 --> 00:06:55,329 - Yeah. - Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. 117 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:58,690 You have to put them together yourself, 118 00:06:58,769 --> 00:07:00,810 but they cost a little less. 119 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,889 Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, all right? 120 00:07:04,969 --> 00:07:07,290 In order for me to win, other people have to lose. 121 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:08,649 So if you're gonna play poker with me, 122 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:10,889 don't expect me to be a nice guy. 123 00:07:10,969 --> 00:07:13,769 Okay, because once those cards are dealt… 124 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:23,930 Yeah? 125 00:07:27,209 --> 00:07:29,170 I'm not a nice guy. 126 00:07:35,769 --> 00:07:37,410 All right, boys. Let's eat. 127 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,889 Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel" pizzeria? 128 00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:43,170 - You still on that? - Come on. 129 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,410 What was with that whole Black Bart speech? 130 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:48,690 "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy". 131 00:07:49,529 --> 00:07:50,930 You're way off, pal. 132 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:54,449 No, I don't think so. See, Ross, because I think you love her. 133 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,449 Uh, no. 134 00:07:56,529 --> 00:07:58,569 See, I might have had feelings for her at one time. 135 00:07:58,649 --> 00:07:59,850 Not anymore. 136 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:02,529 I just… Marcel. 137 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:05,930 Where are you going with that disk? You are not putting that on again. 138 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:08,250 Marcel… Okay. If you press that button, 139 00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:10,850 you are in very, very big trouble. 140 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:27,209 You believe what a jerk Ross was being? 141 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:29,529 Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive. 142 00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:34,129 What? 143 00:08:34,969 --> 00:08:37,850 "Hello, Kettle, this is Monica. You're black." 144 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:39,730 Please. 145 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,690 I am not as bad as Ross. 146 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:48,010 I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? 147 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:50,290 That was not an incident. 148 00:08:50,369 --> 00:08:54,690 I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. 149 00:08:58,449 --> 00:09:01,930 - I got an interview. - You're kidding. Where? Where? 150 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:06,329 - Saks Fifth Avenue. - Oh, Rachel. 151 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:09,849 It's like the mother ship is calling you home. 152 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:16,609 - Well, what's the job? - Assistant buyer. 153 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,170 I would be shopping… 154 00:09:21,329 --> 00:09:23,130 …for a living. 155 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:26,569 Okay, look. That's Aunt Iris. 156 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,969 This woman has been playing poker since she was 5. 157 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:31,369 You've gotta listen to every word she says. 158 00:09:31,449 --> 00:09:33,489 - Hi. - Is Tony Randall dead? 159 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,170 - Oh, why? - I don't think so. 160 00:09:35,249 --> 00:09:38,290 Well, he may be now because I think I hit him with my car. 161 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,369 My God. Really? 162 00:09:39,449 --> 00:09:41,209 No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one. 163 00:09:43,690 --> 00:09:45,089 Let me tell you something. 164 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:48,530 Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. 165 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,969 - Nice earrings. - Thank you. 166 00:09:53,729 --> 00:09:55,569 Girls, sit down. 167 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:58,170 Aunt Iris, this is Phoebe, and Rachel… 168 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,369 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am parked at a meter. Let's do it. 169 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:13,810 Ross, could we please, please, listen to anything else? 170 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:15,209 All right. 171 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:33,010 I'm gonna pay for that tonight. 172 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:39,170 - Hi. - Hey. 173 00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:40,569 Guess what, guess what, guess what. 174 00:10:41,489 --> 00:10:45,449 Okay. The fifth dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident? 175 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:53,329 No, the interview. 176 00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:55,650 She loved me. She absolutely loved me. 177 00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:57,329 We talked for, like, two and a half hours. 178 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,089 We have the same taste in clothes. 179 00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:01,209 I went to camp with her cousin. 180 00:11:01,609 --> 00:11:05,089 And the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well. 181 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,569 That's great. 182 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:08,449 God. And she told the funniest story. 183 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,489 Okay, great, you'll tell us and we'll laugh. 184 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,329 Let's play poker. 185 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:15,810 All right, listen, we talked about it 186 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:18,410 and if you don't want to play, we completely understand. 187 00:11:18,489 --> 00:11:21,530 Yes. We can play some other game. Like, I don't know… 188 00:11:21,609 --> 00:11:23,089 Pictionary? 189 00:11:24,969 --> 00:11:26,290 Very funny. Very funny. 190 00:11:26,369 --> 00:11:28,810 think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies? 191 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,249 Yes, I think we should. 192 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,089 Rach, do you want me to shuffle those? 193 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:34,770 No, no. That's okay. You know what? I'm gonna give it a go. 194 00:11:34,849 --> 00:11:35,930 - All right. - All right. 195 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:49,690 So Pheebs owes 7.50. Monica, you owe $10. 196 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:52,569 And, Rachel, you owe 15 big ones. 197 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,569 Thanks for teaching us "Crossed-eyed Mary." 198 00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:57,810 We gotta play that other way. 199 00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,729 All right, here's my 7.50, 200 00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,209 but I think you should know that this money is cursed. 201 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,569 - What? - I cursed it. 202 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,810 So now bad things will happen to he who spends it. 203 00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:13,530 That's all right, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. 204 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,170 This way, I can break them up with a movie. 205 00:12:17,249 --> 00:12:22,329 So that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes 15. 206 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,770 It's so typical: 207 00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:27,290 "Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis." 208 00:12:27,369 --> 00:12:31,010 "Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women." 209 00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:35,849 You know what? This is not over. 210 00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:39,290 We will play you again. And we will win and you will lose. 211 00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:41,130 And you will beg and we will laugh. 212 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,050 And we will take every last dime you have. 213 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,810 And you will hate yourselves forever. 214 00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,690 Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. 215 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,729 So you gals wanna hand over your money now? 216 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,729 That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing. 217 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:06,650 No, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy. 218 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:12,650 Okay, are we done with the chitchat? Are we ready to play serious poker? 219 00:13:12,729 --> 00:13:16,209 You guys, look. The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. 220 00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:19,609 Right, okay. Serious poker. 221 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:23,050 Excuse me. Where are you going? 222 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,489 To the bathroom. 223 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,930 Do you wanna go to the bathroom or do you wanna play poker? 224 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,530 I wanna go to the bathroom. 225 00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:33,489 - All right, I'm gonna order a pizza. - Oh, no, no, no. 226 00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:35,010 I'm waiting to hear from that job. 227 00:13:35,089 --> 00:13:37,489 And the store closes at 9, so you can eat then. 228 00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:42,130 That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. 229 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:47,249 All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody ante. 230 00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:49,170 Yes. 231 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,290 Or no. 232 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,729 All right. 233 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:56,449 Your money's mine, Green. 234 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,089 Your fly's open, Geller. 235 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,449 You guys, you know what I just realized? 236 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:09,449 "Joker" is "poker" with a "J." 237 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,249 Coincidence? 238 00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:18,209 Hey, that's "jo-incidence" with a "C." 239 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,650 - Phoebe. Phoebe… - Yeah, I'm out. 240 00:14:32,449 --> 00:14:33,770 I'm in. 241 00:14:33,849 --> 00:14:35,089 Me too. 242 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,810 Me too. All right. What do you got? 243 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:41,890 Well, you better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. 244 00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,650 Well, well, well. 245 00:14:46,729 --> 00:14:51,290 Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes. 246 00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:54,209 I got four sixes. I won. I actually won. 247 00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,209 Oh, my God. You know what? 248 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,449 I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. 249 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:04,650 I think that one was Ross'. And I think, oh, that one was Ross'. 250 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,890 Well, I have got your money. And you'll never see it. 251 00:15:09,969 --> 00:15:12,050 And your fly's still open. 252 00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,209 I made you look. 253 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,609 - I'm in. - I couldn't be inner. 254 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:22,489 Monica? Monica, in or out? 255 00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:24,329 I hate this game. 256 00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,449 Okay, Joey, your bet. 257 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,890 I fold, like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach 258 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,650 by a fat guy with sores on his face. 259 00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:44,410 I'm out. 260 00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:48,729 - Ross? - I'm very in. 261 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,810 - Chandler? - Couldn't be more out. 262 00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:54,170 Me too. Rachel? 263 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:58,890 I will see you and I'll raise you. 264 00:15:58,969 --> 00:16:00,729 What do you say? You wanna waste another buck? 265 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,449 No, not this time. 266 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,690 - So, what did you have? - I'm not telling. 267 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:06,969 - Come on, show them to me. - No. 268 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,449 - Show them to me. Let me see. - Get your hands out of there. 269 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,209 I've had dates like this. 270 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,969 Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? 271 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,569 Your whole face is getting red. 272 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:22,010 Little veins popping out of your temple. 273 00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:25,449 Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants. 274 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,329 First of all, I'm not losing. 275 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:33,489 - Just deal. - Hello? Rachel Green. 276 00:16:36,249 --> 00:16:37,530 Excuse me. 277 00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:39,050 It's about the job. 278 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:42,089 Barbara, hi. How are you? 279 00:16:46,329 --> 00:16:47,650 No, I understand. 280 00:16:48,849 --> 00:16:53,410 Yeah, oh, come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. 281 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:57,930 Yeah. Oh, but you know, if anything else opens up, please… 282 00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:02,010 Hello? 283 00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:18,170 Sorry, Rach. 284 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,610 Yeah, you know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff. 285 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:23,170 Yeah. Okay. 286 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,570 Where were we? Oh. Okay. 287 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:30,809 Five card draw. Uh, jacks are better. 288 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:32,130 Nothing wild, everybody ante. 289 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,969 Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. 290 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,209 Yes, we do. 291 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,729 - All right. Check. - Check. 292 00:17:42,289 --> 00:17:43,410 I'm in for 50 cents. 293 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:46,690 - Call. - I'm in. 294 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,969 I see your 50 cents… 295 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:52,009 and I raise you… 296 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,170 $5. 297 00:17:54,249 --> 00:17:56,650 I thought it was a 50-cent limit. 298 00:17:56,729 --> 00:17:59,769 Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet 5 bucks. 299 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,769 Does anybody have a problem with that? 300 00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:04,529 - Not at all. - No, no. 301 00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:09,969 Loser? 302 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:18,729 No, I fold. 303 00:18:19,009 --> 00:18:21,610 What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on, what is this? 304 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:26,009 I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy." 305 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,489 I mean, what? Were you just full of it? 306 00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:42,289 I'm in. 307 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,049 - How many you want? - One. 308 00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,330 Dealer takes two. 309 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,489 - What do you bet? - I bet $2. 310 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:53,969 Okay. 311 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,570 See your 2, 312 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,130 and I raise you… 313 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,769 20. 314 00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:07,610 I see your 20, 315 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,489 raise you 25. 316 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:18,170 See your 25… 317 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,090 and, uh, Monica, get my purse. 318 00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:27,009 Rachel, there's nothing in it. 319 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,489 Okay, then get me your purse. 320 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,009 Okay. Here you go. Good luck. 321 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:39,090 Thank you. 322 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:43,049 I saw your 25 and I raise you… 323 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,209 7. 324 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:47,289 Teen… 325 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:57,170 Joey, I'm a little shy. 326 00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,529 That's okay, Ross. You can ask me. 327 00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,729 - What do you need? - Fifteen. 328 00:20:08,809 --> 00:20:10,890 - All right, here's 10. - Here, I got 5, I got 5. 329 00:20:10,969 --> 00:20:12,209 - Thank you. - Good luck. 330 00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:16,529 Okay, I am calling your 17. 331 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,090 What do you got? 332 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:29,930 Full house. 333 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,529 You got me. 334 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,209 - That's a tough hand to beat. - I thought we had them. 335 00:20:53,289 --> 00:20:56,049 When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know? 336 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,370 But look how happy she is. 337 00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:11,449 - Airmail. - Airplane. Airport. 338 00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:15,209 Airport '75. Airport '77. Airport '79. 339 00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:18,009 Time's up. 340 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:20,330 Bye Bye Birdie. 341 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:24,249 That's a bird? 342 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,769 That's a bird. 343 00:21:27,249 --> 00:21:29,009 Okay, okay, it's my turn. 344 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,449 Go. 345 00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:36,729 Bean. Bean. 346 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,570 - The Unbearable Lightness of Being. - Yes! 347 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:47,610 That you get?