1 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:24,030 Okay, okay, I checked. 2 00:00:24,110 --> 00:00:27,869 We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, cinnamon stick, 3 00:00:27,950 --> 00:00:31,709 chamomile, mint medley, blackberry and, uh… 4 00:00:31,789 --> 00:00:34,190 Oh, wait, there's one more… Lemon soother. 5 00:00:36,189 --> 00:00:39,149 You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? 6 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:40,910 Okay. 7 00:01:30,909 --> 00:01:33,749 Mail call. Rachel Green, bunk seven. 8 00:01:33,829 --> 00:01:35,469 Thank you. 9 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:39,389 Oh, cool. A free sample of coffee. 10 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:42,350 Oh, good, because where else would we get any? Ha, ha. 11 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:46,150 Oh, right. 12 00:01:47,389 --> 00:01:49,029 - Oh, great. - What is it? 13 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:51,829 Country club newsletter. 14 00:01:51,909 --> 00:01:56,389 My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. 15 00:01:57,389 --> 00:01:58,950 Oh, my God. 16 00:01:59,029 --> 00:02:01,150 Oh, my God. It's Barry and Mindy. 17 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,189 - Barry, who you almost… - Barry, who I almost… 18 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:04,829 - Mindy, your maid of… - My maid of… 19 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:07,469 Let me see. That's Mindy? 20 00:02:07,549 --> 00:02:08,710 Wow, she is pretty. 21 00:02:11,109 --> 00:02:12,230 Lucky… 22 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:16,070 …to have had a friend like you. 23 00:02:20,469 --> 00:02:23,350 Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on. 24 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:25,389 Good boy. Come here, give me the rice. 25 00:02:25,469 --> 00:02:26,870 Thank you. Good boy. 26 00:02:27,269 --> 00:02:30,230 I see he's mastered the difference between "bring me the"… 27 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,030 and "pee in the." 28 00:02:34,669 --> 00:02:37,350 "Bring me the" and… Rach? 29 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,389 - What? - Hi. 30 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:41,869 Oh, I'm sorry. 31 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:43,669 This is so stupid. 32 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,030 I mean, I gave Barry up, right? 33 00:02:46,109 --> 00:02:48,030 I should be happy for them. 34 00:02:48,109 --> 00:02:50,389 I am. I'm happy for them. 35 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,869 - Really? - No. 36 00:02:53,389 --> 00:02:56,630 I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. 37 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:58,910 What… 38 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:02,589 What happened to "Forget relationships. 39 00:03:02,669 --> 00:03:06,149 I'm done with men"? The whole, uh, penis embargo? 40 00:03:10,829 --> 00:03:11,829 I don't know. 41 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:13,950 I guess it's not about no guys. 42 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:16,310 It's about the right guy, you know? 43 00:03:16,389 --> 00:03:19,709 With Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. 44 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:23,070 You know, with Paolo that's all there was, was heat. 45 00:03:23,149 --> 00:03:26,350 And I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexual… 46 00:03:26,429 --> 00:03:28,549 Right, right. I got it. 47 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,630 I was there. 48 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:33,310 I mean, do you think you can ever have both? 49 00:03:33,389 --> 00:03:35,790 You know? Someone who's like your best friend, 50 00:03:35,869 --> 00:03:38,230 but then also can make your toes curl. 51 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,869 Yes, yes. 52 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:42,669 Yes. Yes, I do. I really do. 53 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:44,630 In fact, it's funny. 54 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:48,389 Very often, someone who you wouldn't think could… 55 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:50,989 Curl your toes… 56 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:53,269 …might just be the one who… 57 00:03:53,829 --> 00:03:56,030 - Hi. - Gets interrupted. Hi. 58 00:03:56,109 --> 00:03:57,989 Hey, guys, how was the movie? 59 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,709 - So wonderful! - It was so good! 60 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:02,510 - Suck fest. - Total chick flick. 61 00:04:04,669 --> 00:04:06,750 I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies 62 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,109 with, like, you know, like, guns and bombs 63 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:11,310 and, like, buses going really fast. 64 00:04:13,709 --> 00:04:16,510 Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie, 65 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,190 just so long as there's a little nudity. 66 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,470 - There was nudity. - I meant female nudity. 67 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:25,230 All right, I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking. 68 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:27,989 Hugh. Hugh Grant. 69 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,989 All right, I've got to go. 70 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,669 Come on, Marcel. Come on. 71 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:37,349 Yeah, we're gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we? 72 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:40,229 They're still just friends, right? 73 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:46,349 - And I will see you tomorrow. - That's right. 74 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:49,149 You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you? 75 00:04:49,229 --> 00:04:51,909 Hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? 76 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:55,029 Please, Aunt Monica, please? 77 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:56,950 Unclench. You're not even gonna be here. 78 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:06,149 I can't believe we're having this discussion. 79 00:05:06,229 --> 00:05:09,190 I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief. 80 00:05:09,789 --> 00:05:11,829 Don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, 81 00:05:11,909 --> 00:05:13,149 they would've happened? 82 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,789 I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship 83 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:17,510 with someone exactly like me. 84 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:19,469 She really said that? 85 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:21,589 Well, I added the "exactly like me" part. 86 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,510 But she said she's looking for someone. 87 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:26,990 And someone is gonna be there tonight. 88 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:28,430 "Tonight" tonight? 89 00:05:28,909 --> 00:05:31,670 Well, I think it's perfect. It's just gonna be the two of us. 90 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,909 She spent all day taking care of my monkey. 91 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:38,269 I can't remember the last time 92 00:05:38,349 --> 00:05:40,510 I got a girl to take care of my monkey. 93 00:05:44,789 --> 00:05:48,870 Anyway, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, 94 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:52,269 go over there and try to woo her. 95 00:05:54,029 --> 00:05:55,389 Hey, you know what you should do? 96 00:05:55,469 --> 00:05:58,789 You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used. 97 00:06:03,349 --> 00:06:04,870 If you keep this up, honey, I swear 98 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:07,510 you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the week. 99 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:10,750 Now, the one in the feathered boa, that's Dr. Francis. 100 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,229 Now, she used to be a man. 101 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:16,870 Oh, look. See, now, there's Raven. We hate her. 102 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,550 We're glad she's dying. 103 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:21,389 And then… What? Marcel. 104 00:06:21,469 --> 00:06:24,670 Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to… 105 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,789 Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? 106 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:33,950 Marcel. Bad monkey. 107 00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:36,070 Oh, God. 108 00:06:40,789 --> 00:06:43,070 Sorry, Barry. 109 00:06:43,149 --> 00:06:45,149 A little engagement gift. 110 00:06:45,229 --> 00:06:47,909 I'm sure you didn't register for that. 111 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:57,110 Who died? Who died? 112 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:01,229 Roll him over. Oh, come on, roll him over. 113 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:05,630 Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because… 114 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:08,469 Marcel? Marcel? 115 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:12,750 - How could you lose him? - I don't know. 116 00:07:12,829 --> 00:07:15,430 We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe… 117 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:19,229 Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? 118 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:22,190 I don't know. The left one. 119 00:07:22,269 --> 00:07:23,269 Which ones? 120 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,389 Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. 121 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,229 - Hey. - Hey. 122 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:32,709 Why is the air in here so negative? 123 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:38,070 - Rachel lost Marcel. - No. How? 124 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:40,310 - He pooped in my shoe. - Which one? 125 00:07:40,389 --> 00:07:42,670 Those cute little black ones I wear all the time. 126 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,589 No, which one? 127 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,789 The right or left? 128 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:49,950 Because the left one is lucky. 129 00:07:50,029 --> 00:07:51,630 Come on, you guys. What am I gonna do? 130 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:53,589 All right, all right, all right. You're a monkey, 131 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:55,310 you're loose in the city. 132 00:07:55,389 --> 00:07:57,190 Where do you go? 133 00:07:57,829 --> 00:07:59,229 Okay, it's his first time out, 134 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:02,310 so he's probably gonna want to do some of the touristy things. 135 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:07,990 I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. 136 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:11,510 Oh, my God! Come on, you guys. 137 00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:13,870 He's gonna be home any minute. He's gonna kill me. 138 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:16,389 Start with the building. You take the first and second floor. 139 00:08:16,469 --> 00:08:18,029 Phoebe and I will take third and fourth. 140 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,070 What am I gonna do? 141 00:08:20,149 --> 00:08:22,269 You stay here and just wait by the phone. 142 00:08:22,349 --> 00:08:25,589 Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. 143 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,070 Does anybody want to trade? 144 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:36,829 What do you want? 145 00:08:36,909 --> 00:08:40,110 Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it? 146 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,990 I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? 147 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:44,190 No. 148 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:46,709 Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall? 149 00:08:46,789 --> 00:08:48,469 I wasn't ready for it. 150 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:50,229 The monkey, have you seen a monkey? 151 00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:53,190 I saw Regis Philbin once. 152 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:55,790 Thank you, Mr. Heckles. 153 00:08:56,989 --> 00:08:58,910 You owe me a waffle. 154 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:03,950 Okay, he's a black capuchin monkey with a white face 155 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:08,109 with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. 156 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,349 Okay, thanks. 157 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,390 - Hi. - Hey. How did it go today? 158 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,070 - Great. It went great. Really great. - Yeah. 159 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:18,229 - Hey, is that wine? - Yeah. Yeah. 160 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,829 You, uh, want some? 161 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,709 - I would love some. - Yeah. 162 00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:24,270 But you know what? Let's not drink it here. 163 00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:26,709 I'm feeling kind of crazy. Do you want to go to Newark? 164 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,070 Uh, okay. Yeah. We could do that. 165 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:36,150 But before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast, 166 00:09:37,229 --> 00:09:40,390 I was, uh, kind of wanted to run something by you. 167 00:09:40,469 --> 00:09:43,670 You know how we were, you know, talking before 168 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,030 about relationships and stuff, well… 169 00:09:46,109 --> 00:09:49,869 - G od, Ross, I cannot do this. - Okay, quick and painful. 170 00:09:58,509 --> 00:09:59,910 Oh, God. 171 00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:02,670 Okay, all right. All right, okay. 172 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,629 Ross, please don't hate me. 173 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,190 Oh, what? What? What? 174 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,670 You know Marcel? 175 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:13,910 - Yeah? - Well… 176 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,390 I kind of… I kind of lost him. 177 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:33,589 I can't believe this. 178 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:37,190 I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment. 179 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,509 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 180 00:10:38,589 --> 00:10:40,709 You know what? I guess it's partially my fault. 181 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:43,109 I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey. 182 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:45,989 I should have started you off with, like, a pen or a pencil. 183 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,670 Ross, I'm doing everything that I can. 184 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,550 I've got everybody looking for him and I got… 185 00:10:54,109 --> 00:10:55,709 - Who is it? - Animal Control. 186 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:59,070 - See, I've even got Animal Control. - You called Animal Control? 187 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:04,270 Why? Do you not like them? 188 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,989 Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. 189 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,629 I'm not allowed to have him in the city. 190 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,910 If they find him, they'll take him away from me. 191 00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:22,869 Okay, well, now, see, you never ever, ever told us that. 192 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,950 Because I didn't expect you we're gonna invite them to the apartment. 193 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:33,629 Hi. Thanks for coming. 194 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:34,989 Somebody called about a monkey? 195 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:39,349 You know what? That was a complete misunderstanding. 196 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:41,829 Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. 197 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,349 - It turned out it was a hat. - Cat. 198 00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:45,190 Cat. What did I say? 199 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,109 Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor. 200 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:48,749 - No one's seen Marcel. - Marcel? 201 00:11:48,829 --> 00:11:50,030 My uncle Marcel. 202 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,629 Oh, is that who the monkey's named after? 203 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:53,950 Okay. 204 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:57,229 Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is punishable 205 00:11:57,310 --> 00:12:00,629 by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. 206 00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:02,190 Oh, my God. 207 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:04,550 You'd put that poor little creature in jail? 208 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,910 Pheebs, you remember how we talked about 209 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:14,310 saying things quietly to yourself first? 210 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,469 Yes, but there isn't always time. 211 00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:24,229 Look, I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. 212 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,589 Have a seat. 213 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,749 First of all, we haven't been introduced. I'm Monica Geller. 214 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,869 Oh, my God, you are. 215 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,190 - And you're Rachel Green. - Yeah. 216 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:36,509 Luisa Gianetti. Lincoln High? 217 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,670 I sat behind you guys in homeroom. 218 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:43,869 Luisa. Oh, my God. 219 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:45,989 Monica. It's Luisa! 220 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:48,270 Luisa. From homeroom. 221 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:49,709 Yes! 222 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,709 You have no idea who I am, do you? 223 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,989 - No. - Not at all. 224 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:59,070 Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. 225 00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:02,749 Would it have been so hard to say, "Morning, Luisa". 226 00:13:02,829 --> 00:13:04,670 Or "Nice overalls"? 227 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:11,670 I'm so sorry. 228 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:15,349 It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. 229 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,790 But you. What a bitch. 230 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:22,950 What? 231 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,430 You know what? Be that as it may. 232 00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:27,469 You think you could you help us out here on that monkey thing, 233 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,550 for old times' sake? 234 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,509 Go, Bobcats. 235 00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:33,349 I could. 236 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:34,790 But I won't. 237 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,229 If I find that monkey, he's mine. 238 00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:44,709 Sorry. 239 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:49,950 Marcel? 240 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,390 Marcel? 241 00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:53,349 - Marcel? - Marcel? 242 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,790 Hi, can I help you? 243 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,790 We're kind of having an emergency, and… 244 00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:10,030 we were looking for something. 245 00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:12,709 - A monkey. - Yes, have you seen any? 246 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,469 No. No, I haven't seen a monkey. 247 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,109 Do you know anything about fixing radiators? 248 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:20,589 Sure, sure. Did you try turning the knob back the other way? 249 00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:24,229 - Of course. - Then, no. 250 00:14:27,829 --> 00:14:30,070 Taste this daiquiri. Is there too much rum in here? 251 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:32,749 Just a second. Hope you find your monkey. 252 00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,670 Oh, no, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait. 253 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,349 We may not know about radiators, per se, 254 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,430 but we do have a certain amount of expertise 255 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,829 in the heating and cooling milieu. 256 00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:48,790 Weren't we kind of in the middle of something here? 257 00:14:48,869 --> 00:14:52,070 Yes, but these women are very hot and they need our help. 258 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,109 And they're very hot. 259 00:14:57,509 --> 00:14:59,070 We can't, all right? 260 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:00,670 We're sorry. 261 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:04,829 You have no idea how sorry. But we promised we'd find this monkey. 262 00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:08,109 If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel. 263 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:11,509 So if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out. 264 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:22,869 Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people. 265 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,509 - Marcel? - Marcel. 266 00:15:25,589 --> 00:15:27,190 Marcel? 267 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,869 Marcel? 268 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,709 - Oh, my God. - What? 269 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,749 Something just brushed up against my right leg. 270 00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,349 What is it? 271 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,910 Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg. 272 00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:42,310 Look, Phoebe. 273 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:44,070 Oh, yeah. Oh, Marcel. Come here. 274 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,150 - Come here, Marcel. - Step aside, ladies. 275 00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:50,709 - What are you gonna do? - Just a small tranquilizer. 276 00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:08,349 Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! 277 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,310 - Damn. - Are you okay? 278 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,670 Yeah, I think so. 279 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,390 Oh, gosh. 280 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,629 Marcel. Marcel. 281 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,829 This is ridiculous. We've been all over the neighborhood. 282 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,509 He's gone. He's just gone. 283 00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:39,709 - Ross, you don't know that. - Oh, come on. It's cold, it's dark. 284 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,109 He doesn't know the Village. 285 00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:44,509 And now I have a broken foot. Oh, my… 286 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:47,030 I have no monkey and a broken foot. 287 00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:48,349 Thank you very much. 288 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:51,430 Ross, you know, I've said I'm sorry, like, a million times. 289 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:54,869 What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? 290 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:56,950 Here, I'm gonna break my foot right now. 291 00:16:57,030 --> 00:17:00,349 Oh, my God. There, are you happy now? 292 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,790 Yeah, yeah. You know, now that you kicked the sign… 293 00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:07,109 I don't miss Marcel anymore. 294 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,709 You know, it's not like I did this on purpose. 295 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,150 No. This is just vintage Rachel. 296 00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:16,790 I mean, things just sort of happen around you. 297 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,190 I mean, you're off in Rachel Land, doing your Rachel thing, 298 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:25,069 totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and… 299 00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:27,350 - I don't even want to hear it. - Ross. 300 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:28,870 - Forget it, okay? - Ross. 301 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,549 What? What? 302 00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:35,430 Hey, banana man. 303 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,190 This is so intense. 304 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:47,870 One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. 305 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:54,549 Hi. Did you order some bananas? 306 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:57,029 - What about it? - Give me my monkey back. 307 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,110 I don't have a monkey. 308 00:17:58,509 --> 00:18:01,029 - Then what's with all the bananas? - Potassium. 309 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:06,309 Marcel? Marcel. 310 00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:09,350 Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel? 311 00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,190 Marcel. 312 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,830 What have you done to him? 313 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:18,269 That's my monkey. That's Patty. Patty the monkey. 314 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,830 Are you insane? 315 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:25,110 - Come here, Marcel. Come on. - Come here, Patty. 316 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,870 Come here, Marcel. 317 00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:28,469 Come here, Patty. 318 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:31,350 Here, monkey. Here, monkey. Here, monkey. 319 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,150 Gotcha. 320 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,630 - Okay, give me my monkey back. - That's my monkey. 321 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,789 You're gonna have to take this up with the judge. 322 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,110 That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine. 323 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:42,989 You can send it back whenever. 324 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,350 - All right, I want my monkey. - No. 325 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:48,430 - Come on, Luisa. - Sorry, prom queen. 326 00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:51,549 You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't have been fat. 327 00:18:53,989 --> 00:18:56,509 All right, look, in high school, I was the prom queen 328 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:59,910 and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you… 329 00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:01,749 …were also there. 330 00:19:02,229 --> 00:19:03,509 Look, if you take this monkey 331 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:06,630 I will lose one of the most important people in my life. 332 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:10,830 You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. 333 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:14,110 Come on, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here. 334 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,670 Take it. 335 00:19:19,069 --> 00:19:20,549 No. 336 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,950 All right. 337 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,709 Well, then how about I call your supervisor and I tell her 338 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,469 that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart. 339 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:37,430 Hey, it'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? 340 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,469 Or we can leave it on for now. That's fine. 341 00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:42,150 You know, with the right pair of pumps, 342 00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:44,309 that would be a great little outfit. 343 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,430 Listen… 344 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,590 I'm sorry I was so hard on you before. You know, I just… 345 00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:55,789 No, Ross. No, no. It was my fault. I almost lost your… 346 00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:57,910 No. Yeah, but you were the one who got him back. 347 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,350 You know, you were great. 348 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:07,229 Hey, we still have that bottle of wine. 349 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,709 Are you in the mood for… 350 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:11,150 …something grape? 351 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:14,830 - Sure, that would be good. - All right. 352 00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:26,910 The neighbors must be vacuuming. 353 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:36,269 Well, ah, as long as we're here… 354 00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:40,709 and not on the subject… 355 00:20:41,069 --> 00:20:43,269 I was thinking about… 356 00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:48,269 …how mad we got at each other before. 357 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:55,190 And I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we… 358 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,670 - Rachel? - Barry? 359 00:20:57,749 --> 00:21:01,069 I can't. I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy. 360 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,830 I'm still in love with you. 361 00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:12,910 We have got to start locking that door. 362 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,229 This is me in The Sound of Music. 363 00:21:23,309 --> 00:21:25,590 - You see the von Trapp kids? - No. 364 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,430 That's because I'm in front of them. 365 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:30,110 Yeah, I thought that was an alp. 366 00:21:31,029 --> 00:21:32,830 Well, high school was not my favorite time. 367 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:35,069 I don't know. I loved high school, you know? 368 00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,950 It was just, like, four years of parties and dating and sex and… 369 00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:42,069 Yeah, well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys. 370 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:45,469 Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. 371 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,870 Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago? 372 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,509 My butt cheek is waking up.