1 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,970 I can't believe you would actually say that. 2 00:00:27,049 --> 00:00:30,330 I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. 3 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:33,369 No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor, all right? 4 00:00:33,449 --> 00:00:35,889 He's gotta be, like, the toughest snack there is. 5 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:40,609 I don't know. You don't wanna mess with corn nuts. 6 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:42,769 They're crazy. 7 00:00:44,929 --> 00:00:47,330 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You gotta come see this. 8 00:00:47,409 --> 00:00:49,249 There's some creep out there with a telescope. 9 00:00:52,089 --> 00:00:54,450 I can't believe it. He's looking right at us. 10 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:56,770 Oh, that is so sick. 11 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:58,609 I feel violated. 12 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:00,490 And not in a good way. 13 00:01:00,569 --> 00:01:02,009 How can people do that? 14 00:01:04,770 --> 00:01:07,209 Oh, you guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots. 15 00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:02,049 I'm telling you, years from now, school children will study it 16 00:02:02,129 --> 00:02:04,930 as one of the greatest first dates of all time. 17 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,049 It was unbelievable. 18 00:02:07,129 --> 00:02:10,129 We could totally be ourselves. We didn't have to play any games. 19 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,210 So have you called her yet? 20 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,409 Let her know I like her? Are you insane? 21 00:02:14,249 --> 00:02:15,530 Guys. It's gross. 22 00:02:15,609 --> 00:02:18,290 It's the next day. How needy do I wanna seem? 23 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:19,810 I'm right. Right? 24 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,329 - Let her dangle. - Yeah, definitely. 25 00:02:23,170 --> 00:02:25,290 I can't believe my parents are pressuring me 26 00:02:25,370 --> 00:02:27,129 to find one of you people. 27 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:30,050 God. Come on. Just do it. 28 00:02:30,129 --> 00:02:33,409 Call her. Stop being so testosterone-y. 29 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:37,169 Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. 30 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:44,969 - I got her machine. - Her answering machine? 31 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,210 No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up. 32 00:02:50,689 --> 00:02:53,090 So, why didn't you say anything? 33 00:02:53,169 --> 00:02:56,090 Oh, no, no, no. Last time I left a spontaneous message… 34 00:02:56,169 --> 00:02:58,530 I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io." 35 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:04,330 Look, it's Rachel and Barry. No, no, don't everybody look at once. 36 00:03:04,409 --> 00:03:07,490 - Okay, okay. What's going on? - Okay, they're just talking. 37 00:03:07,569 --> 00:03:09,249 Yeah, well, does he look upset? 38 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:11,650 Does he look like he was just told to shove anything? 39 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:16,009 No. No, actually, he's smiling. 40 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:18,330 Oh, my God. Don't do that. 41 00:03:18,409 --> 00:03:19,530 What? What? What? 42 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:22,729 That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. 43 00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:29,009 And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law. 44 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:34,849 - See? Hey, Rach. - Hey. 45 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,810 How'd it go? 46 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:40,490 You know, it was, uh… It was actually really great. 47 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:42,650 Took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room. 48 00:03:42,729 --> 00:03:46,129 I had that chicken, you know, where you poke it and butter squirts out. 49 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:48,249 Not a good day for birds. 50 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:50,129 And then we took a walk to Bendel's. 51 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:53,729 And I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel. 52 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:58,289 That's nice. Now was that before or after you told him 53 00:03:58,370 --> 00:04:00,129 to stop calling, stop sending you flowers 54 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:02,530 and to generally leave you alone, huh? 55 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:06,849 Right. Well, we never actually got to that. 56 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:10,009 It was just so nice to see him again, you know? It was… 57 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:13,449 It was comfortable and it was familiar. 58 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:15,090 It was just nice. 59 00:04:15,169 --> 00:04:17,569 That's "nice" twice. 60 00:04:18,729 --> 00:04:20,009 Rachel, what's going on? 61 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:22,330 Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? 62 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:24,210 Where have you been? 63 00:04:26,129 --> 00:04:28,009 Yeah, but it was different with him today. 64 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:30,930 He wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, you know? 65 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:34,530 I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? 66 00:04:35,490 --> 00:04:37,009 Yes. 67 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:40,570 - Why? - I have my reasons. 68 00:04:42,809 --> 00:04:45,609 Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman 69 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:47,770 who just happens to be your ex-best friend? 70 00:04:47,849 --> 00:04:50,890 All right. I know it's stupid. 71 00:04:50,969 --> 00:04:54,090 I'll go see him this afternoon and I will just put an end to it. 72 00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:00,929 Yeah. 73 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:04,130 I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that. 74 00:05:04,849 --> 00:05:06,890 No, it wasn't. 75 00:05:10,289 --> 00:05:12,890 It was so nice having this little sink here. 76 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,289 "Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine." 77 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,969 "Give me a call when you get a chance." 78 00:05:27,489 --> 00:05:28,849 Bye-bye. 79 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:30,809 Oh, God. 80 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,770 That's what you've been working on for the past two hours? 81 00:05:36,489 --> 00:05:38,010 Hey, I've been honing it. 82 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,250 What was with the dishes? 83 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:43,289 I wanted her to think I might be in a restaurant, 84 00:05:43,369 --> 00:05:46,409 you know, I might have some kind of life. 85 00:05:46,489 --> 00:05:49,609 Like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the last two hours? 86 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,250 He's doing it again. The guy with the telescope. 87 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,890 Oh, my God. 88 00:05:55,409 --> 00:05:59,330 Go away. Stop looking in here! 89 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:01,849 Great. Now he's waving back. 90 00:06:03,289 --> 00:06:04,969 We gotta do something about that guy. 91 00:06:05,049 --> 00:06:07,409 This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. 92 00:06:07,489 --> 00:06:09,890 It creeps me out. I feel like I can't do stuff. 93 00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:12,890 What kind of stuff? 94 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,489 Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, 95 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,010 but, like, when I'm cooking naked. 96 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:23,729 You cook naked? 97 00:06:23,809 --> 00:06:26,770 Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters. 98 00:06:30,169 --> 00:06:32,530 What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that. 99 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,289 What's the matter? 100 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,729 I just… Oh, Barry, this was not good. 101 00:06:39,809 --> 00:06:42,570 No, it was. It was very, very good. 102 00:06:43,289 --> 00:06:46,169 - What about Mindy? - Oh, way better than Mindy. 103 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:50,969 No, not that. I mean, what about you and Mindy? 104 00:06:52,849 --> 00:06:54,530 If you want, I'll just break it off with her. 105 00:06:54,609 --> 00:06:55,969 No. No, no, no. 106 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,489 No, don't do that. Not for me. 107 00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:02,090 Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. 108 00:07:02,169 --> 00:07:03,609 Thanks, Bernice. 109 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:06,409 Let's go away this weekend. 110 00:07:06,489 --> 00:07:08,770 Oh, Barry. Come on. This is all way too… 111 00:07:08,849 --> 00:07:10,330 No, we can go to Aruba. 112 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:14,289 When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon, 113 00:07:14,369 --> 00:07:17,169 it was, uh… It was really nice. You would've liked it. 114 00:07:19,489 --> 00:07:21,369 I had a bra. 115 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,409 Hey, Dr. Farber. 116 00:07:33,489 --> 00:07:36,650 All right, Miss Green, everything looks fine. 117 00:07:36,729 --> 00:07:39,890 Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here. 118 00:07:43,609 --> 00:07:46,530 - What? - I'm 12, I'm not stupid. 119 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,409 - Can I use your phone? - Yeah. 120 00:07:58,489 --> 00:08:01,090 But for future reference, that thing in your hand 121 00:08:01,169 --> 00:08:03,130 can also be used as a phone. 122 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:08,289 Yes, it's working. 123 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:11,849 Why isn't she calling me back? 124 00:08:12,489 --> 00:08:14,010 Maybe she never got your message. 125 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:17,489 You could call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps 126 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:20,369 that means she probably didn't get her messages yet. 127 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:22,010 You don't think that makes me seem a little… 128 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:24,010 Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? 129 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,330 You obviously saw my personal ad. 130 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:32,690 - How many beeps? - She answered. 131 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:37,650 You see, this is where you'd use that "hello" word we talked about. 132 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,690 I'm not going to talk to her. She obviously got my message 133 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:44,409 and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. 134 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:48,010 God, I miss just being needy. 135 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:50,489 Hey. 136 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:52,210 So how'd he take it? 137 00:08:52,289 --> 00:08:54,530 Pretty well, actually. 138 00:08:56,329 --> 00:09:00,329 Rach. How come you have dental floss in your hair? 139 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:03,049 Do I? 140 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,730 We ended up having sex in his chair. 141 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,130 You had sex in his chair? 142 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:17,329 I said that a little too loudly, didn't I? 143 00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:20,569 You had what? 144 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,329 Sex in his chair. 145 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,130 What? 146 00:09:27,209 --> 00:09:28,650 What were you thinking? 147 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:31,650 I don't know. I mean, we still care about each other. 148 00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:34,970 There's a history there. It's like you and Carol. 149 00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:36,890 No. No, no. 150 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,689 It's nothing like me and Carol. 151 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:43,730 Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch 152 00:09:43,809 --> 00:09:45,929 right here, right now," what would you say? 153 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:50,329 If it helps I could slide over. 154 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,289 It's a totally different situation. 155 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:58,730 It's apples and oranges. It's orthodontists and lesbians… 156 00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:00,209 I gotta go. 157 00:10:01,449 --> 00:10:03,770 - Where are you going? - I just have to go, all right? 158 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:07,169 Do I need a reason, huh? I have things to do with my life. 159 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,409 I have a jam-packed schedule. 160 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:13,329 And I am late for keeping up with it, okay? 161 00:10:15,929 --> 00:10:18,089 Hello? Hello? 162 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:24,689 Hello? 163 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:27,970 Mindy. 164 00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:31,209 Hi. Hey, how are you? 165 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:35,209 Yes, yes, I heard. Congratulations. That is so great. 166 00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:37,490 Really, oh, God… 167 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:39,449 Okay. 168 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,010 Okay, I'm working tomorrow, 169 00:10:41,089 --> 00:10:44,370 but if you want, you can come by if you'd like. 170 00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,010 Okay. 171 00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:49,490 Great. 172 00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:50,809 All right. 173 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:53,409 So I'll see you tomorrow. 174 00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:55,530 Okay. Bye. 175 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,130 Oh, God! 176 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:02,569 So how's Mindy? 177 00:11:04,209 --> 00:11:06,049 She wants to see me tomorrow. 178 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:08,809 She sounded really weird. I gotta call Barry. 179 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:15,169 Hi, it's me. I just… Ha! Mindy. 180 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,250 Mindy. Hi. 181 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,409 No, I figured that's where you'd be. 182 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:38,130 Hell is filled with people like you. 183 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,770 He's back. The peeper's back. 184 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,569 - Get down. - Get down? 185 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:47,250 And boogie. 186 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:52,650 Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. 187 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,449 Relax. She may not even know. 188 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,929 Please, I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me. 189 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,089 I mean, what else is it about? 190 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:02,209 She was my best friend, you guys. 191 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,049 We went to camp together, 192 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,530 she taught me how to kiss… 193 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:06,689 Yeah? 194 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,530 Now, you know, I'm, like, the other woman. 195 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:14,490 - I feel so… - Naughty. 196 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:18,970 - I'll see you guys later. - I'll walk out with you. 197 00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:21,530 When she taught you to kiss, you were at camp 198 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,530 and were you wearing any kind of little uniform or… 199 00:12:26,409 --> 00:12:28,329 That's fine, yeah. 200 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,970 Okay, I'm gonna go the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? 201 00:12:32,049 --> 00:12:34,010 Why don't you just take it with you? 202 00:12:34,089 --> 00:12:37,089 We haven't been on a second date. She needs to hear me pee? 203 00:12:37,169 --> 00:12:38,850 Why don't you just call her? 204 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:42,089 I can't call her. I left a message. I have some pride. 205 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:43,850 - Do you? - No. 206 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:51,730 Danielle, hi. 207 00:12:51,809 --> 00:12:53,850 Hi, it's Chandler. 208 00:12:53,929 --> 00:12:55,850 I'm fine. 209 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:57,929 Listen… 210 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:01,610 I don't know if you tried to call me because, uh, idiot that I am, 211 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:04,130 I accidentally shut off my phone. 212 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:10,250 Oh, okay. That's fine. That's great. Okay. 213 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,449 She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back. 214 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:18,409 She's on the other line, gonna call me back. 215 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,610 - Don't you have to pee? - That's why I'm dancing. 216 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:27,890 - Mindy. - Hey, you. 217 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:29,970 Hey, you. 218 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:34,970 So, what's up? 219 00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:38,209 We should really be sitting for this. 220 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,610 Sure we should. 221 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:50,890 So… 222 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:53,449 Now, I know things have been weird lately. 223 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:56,689 But you're my oldest friend, except for Laurie Schaefer, 224 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,289 who I don't talk to anymore… 225 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,929 because she's bitter that she lost the weight 226 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:03,329 and it turns out, she doesn't have a pretty face. 227 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:08,569 I'm gonna just ask you this once, and I want a straight answer. 228 00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:10,209 Okay. 229 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,929 Will you be my maid of honor? 230 00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:19,730 - Of course! - Oh, that's so great! 231 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:21,650 It is! It is! 232 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,449 - Is that all you wanted to ask? - That's all. 233 00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,089 What? What? 234 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,530 That's not all. 235 00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:36,689 - Sure it is. - Oh, no, it isn't. No. 236 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,209 I think Barry's seeing someone in the city. 237 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,770 What would make you think that? 238 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,850 Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's acted weird. 239 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,370 And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel. 240 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:54,089 Really? 241 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:58,010 Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, 242 00:14:58,089 --> 00:15:01,569 when Barry and I got engaged, he went through a weird thing too. 243 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,970 Oh, God. You see, that's what I was afraid of. 244 00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:05,530 What? What's what you were afraid of? 245 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:07,890 Okay, okay. 246 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:12,689 When Barry was engaged to you, he and I 247 00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,610 kind of had a little thing on the side. 248 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,370 - What? - I know, I know. 249 00:15:19,449 --> 00:15:20,809 When he proposed to me, everyone said: 250 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,890 "Don't do it. He's gonna do to you what he did to Rachel." 251 00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:25,490 And now I feel so stupid. 252 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,809 Oh, Mindy. 253 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,250 Oh, you are so stupid. 254 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,850 We are both so stupid. 255 00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,169 What do you mean? 256 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:43,010 - Smell familiar? - Oh, no. 257 00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,530 I'm so sorry. 258 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,530 No, me. I am so sorry. 259 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:51,770 No, I am sorry. I'm sorry. 260 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,689 Oh, my. 261 00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:11,250 Four letters, "circle or hoop." 262 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:12,730 Ring, damn it, ring. 263 00:16:12,809 --> 00:16:14,209 Thanks. 264 00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,730 You know our phone's not working? 265 00:16:18,809 --> 00:16:20,169 What? 266 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:24,130 I tried to call you from the coffee shop. There was no answer. 267 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:25,850 I turned it off. 268 00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:28,530 Mother of God, I turned it off. 269 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,929 Just like you told her you did. 270 00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:33,370 Just pointing out the irony. 271 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,409 So listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman. 272 00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,250 I got the peeper's name. Can I use the phone? 273 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,169 Can I use your phone? 274 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:50,329 Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please. 275 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,169 "Heating device." 276 00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:54,610 Radiator. 277 00:16:54,689 --> 00:16:56,329 Five letters. 278 00:16:56,409 --> 00:16:57,929 "Rdtor." 279 00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:04,449 Yeah, is Sidney there? 280 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,610 Oh, this is? 281 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,569 - Sidney's a woman. - So she's a woman, so what? 282 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,130 Yeah, yeah, so what? 283 00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:13,929 Look, I live across the street 284 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,130 and I know all about you and your telescope. 285 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,329 And I don't appreciate it, okay? 286 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:21,169 Yeah, I can see you right now. Hello? 287 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,329 Look, if I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, 288 00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:27,129 I shouldn't have to feel like… Thank you. 289 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,889 That's not really the point. 290 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,609 The point is, that… 291 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,049 Mostly free-weights, but occasionally… 292 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:36,129 Joey! 293 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:40,930 Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette. 294 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,170 She said you looked pretty the other day in the green dress. 295 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,609 The green dress? Really? 296 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:51,170 She said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day. 297 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,770 No. 298 00:17:58,809 --> 00:17:59,930 - Hey. - Hey. 299 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,809 - You got a second? - Sure, sure. 300 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:03,369 Come on… 301 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,770 …in. 302 00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:06,010 Hello, sweetheart. 303 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:10,649 - What you guys doing here? - We are here to break up with you. 304 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,089 Both of you? 305 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,049 We think you're a horrible human being, 306 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,010 and bad things should happen to you. 307 00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,609 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God, I am so sorry! 308 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:25,289 I'm an idiot. I was weak. I couldn't help myself. 309 00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:28,250 Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much. 310 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,809 Uh, which one of us are you talking to there, Bar? 311 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:36,849 Mindy. 312 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,569 Mindy, of course, Mindy. It was always Mindy. 313 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:42,129 Even when we were having sex in that chair? 314 00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:46,010 I swear, look, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you. 315 00:18:46,089 --> 00:18:47,970 Oh, please. 316 00:18:48,049 --> 00:18:51,369 During that second time, you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup. 317 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:52,450 You did it twice? 318 00:18:52,809 --> 00:18:55,889 The first time didn't really count. You know, it was Barry. 319 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,690 Oh, right. 320 00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,889 Honey, baby, sweetheart, look… 321 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,889 Just give me another chance, okay? 322 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:05,329 We'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba. 323 00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:08,010 What do you say? 324 00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:11,010 Dr. Farber, we've got an emergency here. 325 00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:13,690 Jason Castalano's choking on his retainer. 326 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:16,609 Oh, God! I'll be right there, Bernice. 327 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,970 Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? 328 00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:22,170 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 329 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:25,049 Okay, and we'll be here, hating you. 330 00:19:26,289 --> 00:19:28,970 See how he was sweating when he walked out of here? 331 00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:31,410 If I'm hogging the ball, you jump right in there 332 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:35,129 and take a couple of punches. Because I'm telling you, this feels great. 333 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,849 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him. 334 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:42,170 What are you talking about? 335 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,010 Mindy, the guy is the devil. 336 00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:47,089 He is Satan in a smock. 337 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,649 Look, I know he's not perfect. 338 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,649 But the truth is, at the end of the day 339 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,170 I still really wanna be… 340 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,809 Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber… 341 00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:03,849 D.D.S. 342 00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:05,930 Oh, God. 343 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,809 I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. 344 00:20:09,889 --> 00:20:12,170 And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor. 345 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:16,329 And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba. 346 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,770 You okay? 347 00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:26,490 Yeah. 348 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:28,690 Really? 349 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,609 Yeah. 350 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:33,569 You know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, 351 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,410 I have wondered whether I made the right choice. 352 00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:38,730 And now I know. 353 00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:41,410 I'm so glad. 354 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,089 Big day. 355 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,609 All right, I'll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. 356 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,690 I mean, he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat… 357 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:03,490 Did you know he's gay? 358 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:10,410 I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut? 359 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:14,369 - Chandler? - Danielle, hi. 360 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,970 Everybody, this is Danielle. Danielle, everybody. 361 00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,289 Hi. 362 00:21:18,369 --> 00:21:19,649 What are you doing here? 363 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:20,770 I've been calling you, 364 00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:22,609 but it turns out I had your number wrong. 365 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:26,250 When I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. 366 00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:29,129 So I thought I'd just come down here and make sure you were okay. 367 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:31,970 I'm okay. 368 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,410 Listen, maybe we could get together later? 369 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:37,930 That sounds good. I'll call you. Or you call me, whatever. 370 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:39,210 You know. 371 00:21:39,289 --> 00:21:40,690 - You got it. - Okay. 372 00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,530 - Bye, everybody. - Bye. 373 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,010 Yeah, there you go. 374 00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,889 Second date. 375 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,730 I don't know. 376 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,049 You don't know? 377 00:21:51,129 --> 00:21:54,809 She seems nice, but that thing about her coming all the way here 378 00:21:54,889 --> 00:21:58,089 just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that?