1 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:23,350 When somebody steals your credit card 2 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:26,270 they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind. 3 00:00:29,469 --> 00:00:34,190 Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. 4 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,150 That's me. 5 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:43,670 The yuck. Ross, he's doing it again! 6 00:00:43,749 --> 00:00:46,069 Marcel, stop humping the lamp! 7 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:48,470 Stop humping! Now, Marcel, come back! 8 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,790 Come here, Marcel! 9 00:00:49,869 --> 00:00:52,030 Oh, no, no! Not in my room! I'll get him. 10 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:55,110 Ross, you've got to do something about the humping. 11 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:57,390 What? It's just a phase. 12 00:00:57,470 --> 00:01:00,110 Well, that's what we said about Joey. 13 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:05,589 Hey, would you all relax? It's not that big a deal. 14 00:01:05,669 --> 00:01:08,070 Marcel, stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey! 15 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:09,309 What? 16 00:01:09,909 --> 00:01:13,110 Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious. 17 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,069 Monica, you are not still going over that thing. 18 00:02:06,149 --> 00:02:08,789 - This woman's living my life. - What? 19 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:12,750 She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. 20 00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:15,230 Look at this. Look. 21 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:17,989 She buys tickets to plays I want to see. 22 00:02:18,069 --> 00:02:21,310 She shops at stores that I'm intimidated by the salespeople. 23 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:23,989 She spent $300 on art supplies. 24 00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:25,429 You're not an artist. 25 00:02:25,509 --> 00:02:28,310 Yeah, well, I might be if I had the supplies. 26 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:33,229 I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 27 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:36,229 Monica, come on. You do cool things. 28 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,270 Oh, really? Let's compare, shall we? 29 00:02:39,229 --> 00:02:41,789 It's so late for "shall we?" 30 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:44,829 Do I go horseback riding in the park? 31 00:02:44,909 --> 00:02:46,949 Do I take classes at The New School? 32 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,870 - No. - No. 33 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,829 This is so unfair. 34 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:54,109 She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. 35 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,470 How about Joey Paponi? 36 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:06,270 No, still too ethnic. 37 00:03:06,349 --> 00:03:08,629 My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral. 38 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,389 Joey Switzerland? 39 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:19,430 Plus I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm… 40 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:20,789 …this big. 41 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:21,949 Which I'm not! 42 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:27,590 Joe, Joe, Joe… Stalin? 43 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:30,789 Stalin. 44 00:03:31,389 --> 00:03:34,310 Stalin… Do I know that name? That sounds familiar. 45 00:03:34,389 --> 00:03:37,870 Well, it does not ring a bell with me. 46 00:03:37,949 --> 00:03:40,949 Joe Stalin. 47 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,829 You know, that's pretty good. 48 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,430 You might want to try Joseph. 49 00:03:53,669 --> 00:03:56,030 Joseph Stalin! 50 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:58,710 - I think you'd remember that! - Oh, yes! 51 00:04:00,509 --> 00:04:03,109 Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. 52 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:06,629 Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. 53 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:15,949 - Hey. - Hey. 54 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:17,190 Hi. 55 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,430 Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller. 56 00:04:21,509 --> 00:04:25,590 I'm taking classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. 57 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,389 What are you doing? 58 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,870 All right, great. 59 00:04:30,949 --> 00:04:32,949 Great. Thanks a lot. 60 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,870 I'm going to tap class. 61 00:04:34,949 --> 00:04:38,069 So you can dance with the woman that stole your card? 62 00:04:38,149 --> 00:04:40,629 This woman got my life. I should get to see who she is. 63 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:42,870 Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! 64 00:04:44,829 --> 00:04:46,790 Monica, honey, you're kind of losing it here. 65 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,670 This is really becoming a weird obsession. 66 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,589 This is madness, I tell you. 67 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:53,589 For the love of God, Monica, don't do it! 68 00:04:57,149 --> 00:04:58,949 Thank you. 69 00:05:06,069 --> 00:05:07,709 What do you think? 70 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,629 Lots of things. 71 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:12,350 Which one do you think she is? 72 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,269 - May I help you? - Oh, no, thanks. 73 00:05:14,350 --> 00:05:16,149 We're just here to observe. 74 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:19,990 You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class! 75 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,269 Spare shoes are over there. 76 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:25,910 What does she mean? 77 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,829 I think she means, "You dance… 78 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,629 …a dance class!" 79 00:05:29,709 --> 00:05:31,550 Come on, come on, come on! 80 00:05:31,629 --> 00:05:33,029 Really? 81 00:05:33,509 --> 00:05:36,190 Hey, do you see anybody you think could be me? 82 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:40,829 People, last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class. 83 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:42,550 Let's not have that happen again! 84 00:05:43,389 --> 00:05:44,990 She could be you. 85 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,670 Let's get started. 86 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:55,110 Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight. 87 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:01,589 Okay, I'm not getting this! 88 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:04,550 I'm totally getting it! 89 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:12,110 Do you ever just feel like you're so unbelievably uncoordinated? 90 00:06:19,709 --> 00:06:21,709 What? You just click when they click. 91 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:25,910 All right, people. Now everyone grab a partner. 92 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:31,230 All right. And my dead mother said you are it! 93 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,829 I'm with Rachel. 94 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:35,430 Great, it's gym class all over again. 95 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:41,230 That's all right. You can come up to the front and dance with me. 96 00:06:41,949 --> 00:06:45,269 Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? 97 00:06:50,389 --> 00:06:55,029 It's okay, it's okay! I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late. 98 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,350 Okay, here I am. 99 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:58,750 So who's the new tense girl? 100 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,550 She's your partner. 101 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,230 - Hi, I'm Monica. - Hi. 102 00:07:05,069 --> 00:07:07,029 Monica. 103 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,269 Hi, I'm Mon… 104 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:10,350 Nana. 105 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,670 - Monana? - Yeah. 106 00:07:13,629 --> 00:07:14,790 It's Dutch. 107 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:17,269 You're kidding. I spent three years in Amsterdam. 108 00:07:21,629 --> 00:07:23,790 Pennsylvania Dutch. 109 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,310 And we're dancing! 110 00:07:26,389 --> 00:07:28,949 Five, six, seven, eight. 111 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:36,990 Hi. 112 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,430 - Hey. - Hey. 113 00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:43,750 - Where have you been? - I just got back from the vet. 114 00:07:43,829 --> 00:07:47,230 She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cones, is she? 115 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:53,190 She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase. 116 00:07:53,269 --> 00:07:56,310 Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity. 117 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:59,269 Hey, he beat you! 118 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:07,670 She says, as time goes on, he'll start getting aggressive and violent. 119 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:09,269 What does this mean? 120 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:12,949 I have to give him up. 121 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:32,509 I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks! 122 00:08:32,589 --> 00:08:36,029 I don't get it. You just got him. How could he be an adult already? 123 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:39,350 I know, I know. One day he's this little thing 124 00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:41,910 and before you know it, he's this little thing… 125 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:44,430 I can't get off my leg. 126 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,670 Isn't there any way you can keep him? 127 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:48,829 No. No. 128 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:52,670 The vet said that unless he's in a place where he has regular access 129 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:56,749 to some monkey loving… 130 00:08:57,869 --> 00:08:59,829 …he's just gonna get vicious. 131 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,589 I just gotta get him into a zoo. 132 00:09:04,469 --> 00:09:07,069 - How do you get a monkey into a zoo? - I know that one! 133 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:14,190 No, that's popes into a Volkswagen. 134 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:20,069 We're applying to a lot of them. Our first choice would be a state zoo. 135 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:22,589 You know, like, San Diego. 136 00:09:23,349 --> 00:09:24,989 Right? 137 00:09:25,069 --> 00:09:29,150 But that may just be a pipe dream because he's out-of-state. 138 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:35,670 My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility. 139 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:39,030 But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo. 140 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,790 - Hey. - Hey. 141 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:46,670 - Hi. - We found the girl! 142 00:09:46,749 --> 00:09:48,390 - What? - Did you call the cops? 143 00:09:48,469 --> 00:09:49,910 Nope. We took her to lunch. 144 00:09:50,749 --> 00:09:52,670 Your own brand of vigilante justice. 145 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,989 Are you insane? This woman stole from you! 146 00:09:57,069 --> 00:09:59,469 She stole! She's a stealer! 147 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:03,190 After you're with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget all that. 148 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,670 I mean, she's this astounding person 149 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:09,949 with this amazing spirit! 150 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:12,949 Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader! 151 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,430 - Take off their hats. - Popes in a Volkswagen! 152 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,670 I love that joke. 153 00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:30,829 - No way! No way did you do this! - Monana was very brave. 154 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,670 It was so wild. 155 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:35,670 We told them we were the Gunnersons in room 615, 156 00:10:35,749 --> 00:10:39,550 only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire sixth floor! 157 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:42,910 So when they caught on to the fact that we're short and have breasts… 158 00:10:43,469 --> 00:10:47,109 They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel! Me! 159 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:49,030 Go, Monana! 160 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,749 Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. 161 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:59,430 I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. 162 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:02,790 By the way… 163 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:05,949 Tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show. 164 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,510 Excuse me? 165 00:11:08,589 --> 00:11:10,310 There's an open call for Cats. 166 00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:13,190 I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories" 167 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:16,150 and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? 168 00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:19,229 No, no, no. 169 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,949 Remember who you're dealing with here. 170 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,150 I'm not like you. I can't even stand in front of a tap class. 171 00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:27,069 That's because of your Amish background. 172 00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:32,109 - What? - You're Pennsylvania Dutch, right? 173 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:33,310 Right. 174 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:36,670 Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned. 175 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:39,949 I was just like you. 176 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:43,749 And then one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 177 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,869 Did you ever see Dead Poets Society? 178 00:11:46,949 --> 00:11:50,550 I thought that movie was so incredibly… 179 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:51,630 …boring! 180 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,310 I mean, that thing at the end where the kid 181 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:56,790 kills himself because he can't be in the play? 182 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,030 What was that? 183 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:03,469 It's like, "Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater!" 184 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:07,469 I walked out of there, and I thought: 185 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:11,910 "Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back!" 186 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:15,430 And that scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 187 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,469 Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire. 188 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,109 Oh, God! 189 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,630 We didn't get into Scranton. 190 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:37,190 That was our safety zoo. 191 00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:40,910 They take, like, dogs and cows. 192 00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:44,349 See? 193 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,670 I don't know who this is harder on, me or him. 194 00:12:48,589 --> 00:12:51,270 I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it. 195 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,229 Marcel. Marcel. 196 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,469 Marcel, no. 197 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,709 Good boy! 198 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:01,869 See? How can nobody want him? 199 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,709 Somebody will. 200 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:09,150 You know there already is a Joseph Stalin? 201 00:13:14,229 --> 00:13:15,270 You're kidding! 202 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,670 Apparently, he was this Russian dictator 203 00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:20,550 who slaughtered all these people! 204 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,989 You'd think you would've known that! 205 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,630 You'd think I would've. 206 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:32,109 Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? 207 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,270 Flame Boy! 208 00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,430 Where exactly is your zoo? 209 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:47,229 Well, it's technically not a zoo per se. 210 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,869 It's more of an interactive wildlife experience. 211 00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:52,430 Let me ask you some questions about… 212 00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:53,510 Is it, uh, Marcel? 213 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,150 - Yes. - Yes. 214 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,069 Does he fight with other animals? 215 00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:00,030 No, no. He's very docile. 216 00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:03,310 Even if he were cornered? 217 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,749 Well, I don't know. Why? 218 00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:11,670 How is he at handling small objects? 219 00:14:12,949 --> 00:14:15,390 He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean. 220 00:14:16,749 --> 00:14:19,349 What about a hammer or a small blade? 221 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:25,709 Why would he need a blade? 222 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:28,829 If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns 223 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,989 you got to give the little guy something. 224 00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:33,190 Otherwise, it's just cruel! 225 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:38,310 He got into San Diego! 226 00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:39,589 - What? - Yeah. 227 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,869 We were coming back from our walk, and the phone was ringing… 228 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,589 - He's in! - He's in? 229 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,510 Did you hear that, Marcel? 230 00:14:46,589 --> 00:14:49,349 San Diego! San Diego! Yeah! 231 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,510 You're making a mistake. San Diego's well and good, 232 00:14:52,589 --> 00:14:55,869 but if you give him to me, I'll start him against a blind rabbit 233 00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:57,790 and give you 20 percent of the gate. 234 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,430 Where have you been? 235 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,430 Monica and I just crashed an embassy party. 236 00:15:23,349 --> 00:15:24,709 Are you drunk? 237 00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:27,229 No! 238 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,310 I'm lying. 239 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,589 I am so drunk! 240 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:35,869 Oh, God! 241 00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,749 Great. You know what? You could have called. 242 00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:40,749 I've been up here. I've been worried… 243 00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:42,229 Monica. 244 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,030 Monica? 245 00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:49,550 Water rules! 246 00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:54,109 Yes. Yes, it does. 247 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:56,229 Ok, look… The restaurant called again. 248 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,349 They want to know if you're gona be showing up for work. 249 00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,989 Nope! 250 00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:02,430 I'm going to the Big Apple Circus today. 251 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:03,910 Monica, what are you doing? 252 00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:06,469 You're gonna lose your job. This is not you! 253 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,310 No, it is me! 254 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:11,390 I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows 255 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,949 and pay the bills as soon as they come in! 256 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:18,630 You know, when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that! 257 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,229 I'm… 258 00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:23,869 I'm Monana! 259 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,989 Hello? 260 00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:32,989 Yes, she is. Hold on a second, please. 261 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:36,030 Monana, it's for you. 262 00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:37,949 The credit card people. 263 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,310 Hello? 264 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,390 Yes? 265 00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:46,630 Oh, my God! 266 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:48,910 Thanks. 267 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:51,469 What? 268 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,829 They've arrested Monica. 269 00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:06,310 - Hi. - Hey. 270 00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,030 How are you? 271 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,589 I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my color. 272 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,229 How did you know I was here? 273 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,709 Because… 274 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,709 I'm Monica Geller. 275 00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:22,910 It was my credit card you were using. 276 00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:25,350 That I was not expecting. 277 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,870 I want you to know, I didn't turn you in. 278 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,870 - Thanks. - No, thank you. 279 00:17:32,949 --> 00:17:35,269 You have given me so much. 280 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,509 If it wasn't for you, I'd never have gotten 281 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,229 to sing "Memories" at the Winter Garden Theater. 282 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,269 Actually, you only got to sing "Memo…" 283 00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:48,509 I can't believe you're in here. What am I gonna do without you? 284 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,110 Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? 285 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,269 Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 286 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:58,269 Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women 287 00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:02,430 and you're worried about who will take you to the Big Apple Circus? 288 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:07,229 Well, not worried, you know, just wondering. 289 00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:09,789 There's nothing to wonder about. 290 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:13,430 You'll go back to being who you were because that's who you are. 291 00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:16,190 - Not necessarily. - Yes, necessarily. 292 00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:19,110 I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing. 293 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,190 I'm not actually Amish. 294 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:27,590 Really? Then why are you like that? 295 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,590 You by the door, in or out? 296 00:18:46,549 --> 00:18:47,749 In! 297 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,949 You in the back, you're getting it wrong! 298 00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:56,870 At least I'm doing it! 299 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:14,910 This is the final boarding call for Flight 67 to San Diego 300 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,309 boarding at Gate 42A. 301 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,749 Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy. 302 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:23,070 I wrote you this poem. 303 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:25,830 Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane. 304 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:28,590 Thank you, Aunt Phoebe. 305 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:33,989 Okay, bye, champ. 306 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:36,910 There's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, 307 00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:40,309 but remember, there's also a lot to learn. 308 00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:49,509 I don't know what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey. 309 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:52,670 Just say what you feel, Joey. 310 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,350 Marcel, I'm hungry. 311 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:57,390 That was good. 312 00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:02,830 Marcel, this is for you. 313 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,549 It's just, you know, something to… 314 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,309 …do on the plane. 315 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:15,070 If you don't mind, I'd like a moment, just me and him. 316 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,949 - Sure. - Of course. Absolutely. 317 00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:25,390 Marcel, come here. Come here. 318 00:20:25,469 --> 00:20:27,190 Come here. 319 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,749 Well, buddy… 320 00:20:30,749 --> 00:20:32,190 This is it. 321 00:20:32,269 --> 00:20:35,190 There's just a couple of things I wanted to say. 322 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,190 I'm really gonna miss you. 323 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:42,150 You know? And I'm never gonna forget about you. 324 00:20:42,229 --> 00:20:46,830 You've been more than just a pet to me. 325 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,709 You've been more like a… 326 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,749 Okay. Marcel, would you… 327 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,830 Marcel, would you leave my leg alone? 328 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,430 Would you just stop humping me for two seconds? 329 00:20:56,509 --> 00:20:57,509 Marc… Would you… 330 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,150 Okay, would you just take him away? Just take him. 331 00:21:23,509 --> 00:21:25,989 That I were a glove upon that hand, 332 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:29,709 that I might touch thy cheek. 333 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,430 That's fine. Thank you. 334 00:21:32,509 --> 00:21:34,150 Next. 335 00:21:37,789 --> 00:21:40,549 Hi. I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. 336 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:43,390 - Name? - Holden McGroin.