1 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,740 - Tell him. Please tell him. - Tell him. 2 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:27,100 - Shut up. - Tell me what? 3 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:29,459 - You won't even look at him. - Oh, come on, tell me. 4 00:00:29,539 --> 00:00:32,579 I could use another reason why women won't look at me. 5 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:34,140 All right, all right, all right. 6 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,140 Last night, I had a dream 7 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:39,619 that, you and I were… 8 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,419 Doing it on this table. 9 00:00:43,819 --> 00:00:46,299 Excellent dream score. 10 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,579 Why… Why would you dream that? 11 00:00:53,099 --> 00:00:55,819 More importantly, was I any good? 12 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:59,980 Well, you were pretty damned good. 13 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,260 Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. 14 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:08,779 Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. 15 00:01:12,179 --> 00:01:14,340 I love it when we share. 16 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,380 You okay there? 17 00:01:19,459 --> 00:01:21,499 I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. 18 00:01:23,179 --> 00:01:25,099 I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing. 19 00:01:25,179 --> 00:01:28,420 I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. 20 00:02:16,619 --> 00:02:18,339 Hello, Rachel. 21 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:20,220 Get off. 22 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:25,380 Give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? 23 00:02:26,899 --> 00:02:28,899 I don't know. What are you wearing? 24 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:35,100 Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press? 25 00:02:35,179 --> 00:02:36,580 Just for some short-term work. 26 00:02:36,659 --> 00:02:39,059 You know, till I get back some of my massage clients. 27 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:41,100 Pirates again? 28 00:02:41,179 --> 00:02:43,700 No. Nothing like that. 29 00:02:43,779 --> 00:02:46,020 I'm just such a dummy. 30 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,779 I taught this "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. 31 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,659 And they are. 32 00:02:51,899 --> 00:02:54,540 Hey, hey, Chan, she could work for you. 33 00:02:54,619 --> 00:02:57,300 Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea. 34 00:02:57,379 --> 00:03:00,339 What? I could. I could do it. What is it? 35 00:03:00,420 --> 00:03:02,459 Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. 36 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:04,140 She's having one of her boobs reduced. 37 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:08,300 It's a whole big boob story. 38 00:03:08,379 --> 00:03:09,499 I could be a secretary. 39 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,260 Well, I don't know if it's your kind of thing, 40 00:03:12,339 --> 00:03:15,100 because, it involves a lot of being normal… 41 00:03:15,179 --> 00:03:17,779 For a large portion of the day. 42 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:19,820 I could do that. 43 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,379 - What are you playing with? - It's my new beeper. 44 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:25,939 Why the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? 45 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:27,740 Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? 46 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,740 "Help, come quick! They're still extinct!" 47 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,260 No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. 48 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:34,740 She can get me wherever I am. 49 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:38,300 All she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO. 50 00:03:39,179 --> 00:03:41,580 A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid. 51 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:45,179 - I'll see you guys later. - Off to see young Ethan? 52 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,179 Thank you. 53 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:51,179 How young is young Ethan? Young? 54 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:53,659 He's our age. 55 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,619 When we were? 56 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:01,059 - Okay, he's a senior in college. - College? 57 00:04:03,459 --> 00:04:06,179 And this man-child has no problem with how old you are? 58 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:07,619 No, of course not. 59 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,540 It's not even an issue… 60 00:04:09,619 --> 00:04:11,499 because I told him I was 22. 61 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:12,899 - What? - What? 62 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:16,619 - I can't pass for 22? - Well, maybe 25, 26. 63 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,140 - I am 26. - There you go. 64 00:04:31,499 --> 00:04:33,100 Can you hear that? 65 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,260 Yeah. 66 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,860 That'll stop when you pick up the phone. 67 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:44,579 - Okay, I'm on. - Okay. 68 00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:47,819 Mr. Bing's office. 69 00:04:49,619 --> 00:04:51,819 No, I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now. 70 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,619 I'm not in a meeting. I'm right… 71 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:56,340 Will he know what this is in reference to? 72 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,139 And he has your number? 73 00:04:58,220 --> 00:05:00,780 All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye. 74 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,059 - What? - Ross says hi. 75 00:05:06,699 --> 00:05:09,340 This is so fun. All right, what do we do now? 76 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:12,379 Well, now I actually have to get to work. 77 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,980 "Most likely." 78 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,179 - Okay, I'm gonna be out there. - Okay. 79 00:05:20,259 --> 00:05:23,819 - All right. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 80 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:30,259 Yes? 81 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,939 What you doing? 82 00:05:34,939 --> 00:05:38,420 Okay, windows are clean, candles are lit. 83 00:05:38,499 --> 00:05:40,619 Belt's too tight. Gotta change the belt. 84 00:05:40,699 --> 00:05:43,619 Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna. 85 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:48,900 - Am I out of control? - Just a touch. 86 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:50,139 Mon, I don't understand. 87 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:54,059 I mean, you've been dating this guy since, like, his midterms. 88 00:05:54,139 --> 00:05:57,780 I mean, why all of a sudden are you so? 89 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:03,300 What? 90 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:05,980 Could tonight be the night? 91 00:06:07,579 --> 00:06:08,780 I don't know. 92 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:14,100 Look, he's a great guy, and I love being with him, but, you know… 93 00:06:14,179 --> 00:06:17,179 Things happen when they happen. You don't plan these things. 94 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,660 - So did you shave your legs? - Yeah. 95 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:28,780 Would you let it go, Ross? It was just a dream. 96 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:29,860 It doesn't mean… 97 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,699 This is it. Oh, my God! It's baby time. Baby time! 98 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:37,939 All right, relax, relax, just relax, just relax. Be cool. 99 00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:41,340 Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. 100 00:06:42,699 --> 00:06:47,340 No, Andre is not here. Third time today. 101 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:49,340 Yes, I am sure. 102 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,499 No, sir, I do not perform those kind of services. 103 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,100 Services? Oh, services. 104 00:06:57,179 --> 00:07:00,100 Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. 105 00:07:02,259 --> 00:07:03,780 Yeah. 106 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:05,420 That's right. 107 00:07:05,499 --> 00:07:08,379 That's right. "JUMBO" with a U, sir. 108 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,220 No, you don't want me. 109 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:13,699 Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. 110 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,699 Yeah. Alrighty, bye-bye. 111 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:22,100 - Hey, hey. How was the first day? - Hey. 112 00:07:22,179 --> 00:07:25,660 Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. 113 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,059 See? It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. 114 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,900 Me. 115 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:34,259 I didn't tell anybody that I knew you. 116 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,699 - Why not? - Well, because, you know. 117 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,059 They don't like you. 118 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:44,619 - What? - I thought you knew that. 119 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:45,860 Nah-uh. 120 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,420 - Who doesn't like me? - Everyone. 121 00:07:50,499 --> 00:07:52,220 Except for… 122 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,139 No. Everyone. 123 00:07:56,499 --> 00:07:59,460 - What are you talking about? - Don't feel bad. 124 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,980 You know, they used to like you a lot. 125 00:08:02,059 --> 00:08:05,579 But then you got promoted, and now you're all, like, Mr. Boss-Man. 126 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:08,100 You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing. Boss-Man Bing. 127 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:14,139 - I can't believe it. - Yeah, yeah. They even do you. 128 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,699 - They do me? - Yeah. 129 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:20,059 You know, like, okay: 130 00:08:20,139 --> 00:08:21,619 "Could that report be any later?" 131 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:28,860 I don't sound like that. 132 00:08:29,699 --> 00:08:32,220 - Chandler. - Yeah, you do. 133 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:35,379 "The hills are alive with the sound… 134 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,179 of music." 135 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:43,540 "My scone!" 136 00:08:43,619 --> 00:08:45,100 "My scone!" 137 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,660 Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. 138 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,460 That is so not… That is so not… That… 139 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:56,860 Oh, shut up! 140 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,180 You did not. 141 00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:03,220 I am telling you, up until I was 9… 142 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:06,100 I thought gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened. 143 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,779 How is that possible? 144 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,779 Think about it. It's always on the news. 145 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:12,499 "A man is being held up at Gunpoint." 146 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:14,980 "Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint." 147 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:18,299 And I just kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?" 148 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:27,220 - I should go. - Okay. 149 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,220 Okay. 150 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,379 - Unless… - What? 151 00:09:37,419 --> 00:09:39,619 Unless you wanna stay over. 152 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,340 I mean, I'm going to. So… 153 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,980 Yeah, I'd really like that. 154 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:57,340 Before we get into any staying-over stuff, 155 00:09:57,419 --> 00:09:59,700 there's something you should know. 156 00:09:59,779 --> 00:10:02,259 Okay. Is this like "I have an early class tomorrow" 157 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,899 or "I'm secretly married to a goat"? 158 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,700 Well, it's somewhere in between. 159 00:10:09,779 --> 00:10:13,940 You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not… 160 00:10:14,019 --> 00:10:16,940 Well, I mean, I haven't ever… 161 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,820 - Ethan? - Yeah? 162 00:10:18,899 --> 00:10:20,259 Are you a virgin? 163 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:24,019 Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days, 164 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,580 then yes, I am. 165 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:31,740 I've kind of been waiting for the right person. 166 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,740 - Really? - Yeah. 167 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,299 You do know I was talking about you, right? 168 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,740 You keep saying that. 169 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:55,779 You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. 170 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:59,619 Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man… 171 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,299 It is nothing like that. 172 00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:07,220 Listen, listen. 173 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:12,700 You told me something that was really difficult for you. 174 00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:16,700 And, well, I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. 175 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:20,539 - God, don't tell me I did it wrong. - No. 176 00:11:20,619 --> 00:11:22,180 No, no, no. 177 00:11:22,259 --> 00:11:25,139 Nothing wrong about that. 178 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,299 Okay. Here goes. 179 00:11:30,419 --> 00:11:32,659 I'm not 22. 180 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:35,220 I'm 25. 181 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,539 And 13 months. 182 00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:42,940 But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything. 183 00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:46,299 I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are? 184 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,619 Listen… 185 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,700 as long as we're telling stuff 186 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,019 I have another one for you. 187 00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,779 I'm a little younger than I said. 188 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,539 You're not a senior? 189 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:05,700 I'm a senior. 190 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,180 In high school. 191 00:12:16,259 --> 00:12:18,940 Okay. 192 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:24,100 What we did was wrong. 193 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:28,659 God. I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial. 194 00:12:30,419 --> 00:12:32,619 I just had sex. 195 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,980 Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? 196 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,700 - You never told me how old you were. - That's different. 197 00:12:40,779 --> 00:12:43,899 My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. 198 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:48,539 - What were you thinking? - I wasn't. I was busy falling… 199 00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:50,539 - Don't say it. - … in love with you. 200 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,580 Really? 201 00:12:53,659 --> 00:12:55,499 Sorry. 202 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,779 Well, fall out of it. 203 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,060 You know, you shouldn't even be here. It's a school night. 204 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,980 Oh, God! 205 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:10,019 I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. 206 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,779 I'm Joan Collins. 207 00:13:17,619 --> 00:13:19,060 Who? 208 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:30,379 Okay, Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. 209 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,619 Alrighty. Bye-bye. 210 00:13:35,779 --> 00:13:37,379 It's just easier that way. 211 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:41,539 Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream. 212 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,419 No. Forget it. 213 00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:47,100 Well, why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? 214 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,419 All right, fine. 215 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,299 Well, you were not the only one there. 216 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,779 Joey was there too. 217 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,700 All right. 218 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,180 Was there… 219 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,460 …anybody else there? 220 00:14:09,539 --> 00:14:11,619 - No. - You sure? 221 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:15,740 Nobody, handing out mints or anything? 222 00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:18,940 No, it was just the three of us. 223 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,740 So tell me, was it like you and Chandler and then you and me, 224 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,060 or you and me and Chandler? 225 00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:31,100 - You know what? - What? 226 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,180 There were times… 227 00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:35,340 when it wasn't even me. 228 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:48,220 That is so sweet, you guys. 229 00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:53,379 - Hey, Mon. - Mon. 230 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,779 Mon, Ethan called again. 231 00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,379 Mon? 232 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,220 Mon! 233 00:15:02,499 --> 00:15:04,379 - What? - Ethan called again. 234 00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:08,940 - You're not seeing him anymore? - No. 235 00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:11,379 You know, sometimes just things don't work out. 236 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,340 And this has nothing to do with the fact 237 00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:15,419 that he needs a note to get out of gym? 238 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,379 I didn't say any… I did not say anything, I swear. 239 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,060 He stopped by. 240 00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,499 Next time you talk to him, 241 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:29,340 could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is? 242 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:35,220 Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? 243 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:36,419 Sorry. Sorry. 244 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,619 It's morphing time. 245 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,100 - Stegosaurus! - Tyrannosaurus! 246 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:46,899 I gotta go. 247 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,860 Head rush. 248 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,139 One more and then I have to go. 249 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:54,539 Cool. 250 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,700 Where you going? 251 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,460 I got a birthday party with some work people. 252 00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:04,100 Work people? 253 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,980 - Nobody told me. - No, I know. 254 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:10,899 That's part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza. 255 00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:16,259 Know what? I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. 256 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:19,259 Just because I'm in charge, doesn't mean I'm a different person. 257 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:22,139 Well, then you should come tonight, just hang out with them. 258 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,220 Let them see what a great guy you still are. 259 00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:26,419 - You think I should? - I really do, yeah. 260 00:16:26,499 --> 00:16:28,340 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 261 00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:29,860 Oh, but, could we not go together? 262 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,779 I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss, you know? 263 00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,539 I think last night was great. 264 00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:41,980 You know, the karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and Ivory"? 265 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,019 You were great. But they still made fun of you. 266 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,060 What? 267 00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,580 Now you're more like Mr. Caring-Boss. 268 00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:51,180 Mr. "I'm-One-of-You"-Boss. 269 00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:53,899 Mr. "I-Wanna-Be-Your-Buddy" Boss-Man-Bing. 270 00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:56,940 Then I don't get it. 271 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,419 Well, you know what, Chandler? I think you just gotta face it. 272 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,980 You're, like, the guy in the big office, you know? 273 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,940 You're the one that hires them and fires them. 274 00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:09,700 - They still say you're a great boss. - They do? 275 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:10,899 Uh-huh. 276 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,220 But they're not your friends anymore. 277 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,019 - But I just want to… - No, but you can't. 278 00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:17,259 But I just want… 279 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,740 Aren't you gonna… 280 00:17:29,099 --> 00:17:30,499 Carol and I have a new system. 281 00:17:30,579 --> 00:17:34,259 If she punches in "911," it means she's having a baby. 282 00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:37,539 - Otherwise, I just ignore it. - What about Andre? 283 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,660 This morning he got a call from what I think was our cousin Nathan. 284 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:43,299 And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. 285 00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,059 Hey. 286 00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:53,059 That was gonna be my opener. 287 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:58,259 Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom? 288 00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:00,900 - I thought that was just a rumor. - True story. 289 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,779 All right, look, I gotta tell you something. 290 00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:07,980 I'm not 17. 291 00:18:08,059 --> 00:18:10,700 I only said that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable. 292 00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,059 I'm actually 30. 293 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,339 I have a wife. I have a job. I'm your congressman. 294 00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:18,940 Monica, this is ridiculous. We are great together. 295 00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:22,539 We can talk, we make each other laugh. And the sex. Oh, man. 296 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,740 Okay, I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. 297 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,660 - It was. - Then what's the problem? 298 00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:33,140 Ethan, it's… 299 00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,099 It's icky. 300 00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:38,779 Icky? 301 00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:42,220 You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky? 302 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,579 Look, this isn't easy for me either. 303 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,259 I wish things were different. 304 00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:50,140 If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger 305 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,620 or we lived in biblical times… 306 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,180 - I could really… - No, don't say it. 307 00:18:56,259 --> 00:18:57,339 Love you. 308 00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:03,940 - Are your hands still wet? - They're moist. 309 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,980 - Yeah, right? Ahem. - Let's dry them again. 310 00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:15,059 Or, like, "Could these margaritas be any stronger?" 311 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,940 - Hey, Chandler. - Hello, Mr. Bing. 312 00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:22,299 Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. 313 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,779 Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, 314 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:29,059 I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00. 315 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,620 - Sure. - No problem. 316 00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:36,019 You have to give them something, you know? 317 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:39,299 Okay, that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the mustache? 318 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,380 - Petrie. - Petrie. Right, right, okay. 319 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,140 Well, some people are gonna be working… 320 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,220 this weekend. 321 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,900 That's nice! 322 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,299 Ross. 323 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,259 - Ross? - I'm here. 324 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,539 You are? 325 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:44,900 We were just… 326 00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,059 What? 327 00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,819 Great. Now I'm having a baby. 328 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,579 What? 329 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,579 No. I'm having… I'm having a baby! 330 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,019 - Oh, my God. - I'm having a… 331 00:20:58,099 --> 00:21:00,779 - The phone, the phone! - The phone. I don't have the phone. 332 00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:06,380 - Ross? - I'm hurt. 333 00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:13,620 Monica, let's go. Come on, now, people. Woman in labor. 334 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:17,220 - Ross, look what I got going here. - Yeah, save it for the cab, okay? 335 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,339 What are you doing? We're going to a hospital. 336 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:23,579 What, so I can't look nice? There might be doctors there. 337 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,819 - Joey, get out of the fridge. - All right, all right. 338 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,460 - What is that? - For the ride. 339 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,220 - Yeah, like in a cab you… - Save it. 340 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:34,539 - Okay, hating this. - Monica, come on, now. Let's go. 341 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:35,700 Baby coming. God. 342 00:21:35,779 --> 00:21:37,900 I can't believe it. I'm gonna be an aunt. 343 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,900 - Oh, that's… - I'm gonna have a nephew. 344 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,700 Oh, that's nice. Get out. 345 00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:43,859 - Come on. - Let's go, come on. 346 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,019 Okay. Okay. 347 00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:47,180 All right, all right, I'm going, I'm going. 348 00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:56,180 - Here we go. Here we go. - Rossy. Rossy.