1 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:37,070 Dr. Johnson, you have a call on line 7. 2 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:40,110 She's not here yet. She's having my baby and she's not here. 3 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:41,989 Everything's fine. Has her water broken? 4 00:00:42,069 --> 00:00:43,069 I don't know. 5 00:00:43,149 --> 00:00:46,030 But when I spoke to her, she said she'd already passed the mucus plug. 6 00:00:49,229 --> 00:00:51,150 Do we have to know about that? 7 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:53,789 Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? 8 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:57,549 I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars. 9 00:00:57,630 --> 00:01:01,310 Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s. 10 00:01:03,109 --> 00:01:06,550 I don't believe this. I mean, she could be giving birth in the cab. 11 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:07,789 Oh, Ross, relax. 12 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:09,990 It's only like $2 for the first contraction 13 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:13,030 and then 50 cents each additional contraction. 14 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:16,469 What, it's okay when Chandler does it? 15 00:01:17,749 --> 00:01:19,350 You have to pick your moments. 16 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,069 - Hi. Did I miss it? Did I miss it? - No, she's not even here yet. 17 00:01:24,109 --> 00:01:25,189 What's with the guitar? 18 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:26,590 I just thought we might be here for a while, 19 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,829 so you know, things might get musical. 20 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:33,030 - Hey, where the hell have you been? - We stopped at the gift shop. 21 00:01:33,109 --> 00:01:35,789 I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. 22 00:01:35,869 --> 00:01:39,669 You're having a baby. A baby. You don't stop for Chunkys. 23 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,309 I used to have that bumper sticker. 24 00:01:43,029 --> 00:01:44,110 You see what I mean? 25 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:33,509 - "Stopped for a Chunky." - Let it go, Ross. 26 00:02:33,589 --> 00:02:35,429 I got an extra one. You want this? 27 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:37,790 No. 28 00:02:39,349 --> 00:02:41,349 Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? 29 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,110 Dr. Franzblau. Hi. 30 00:02:43,189 --> 00:02:45,909 So I understand you're thinking of having a baby. 31 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:50,510 I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. 32 00:02:50,589 --> 00:02:52,469 How you doing with your contractions? 33 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:53,790 I love them. 34 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,909 Each one's like a little party in my uterus. 35 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:59,149 They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. 36 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:01,149 Fifty-nine seconds. Quartz. Ha. 37 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:03,589 Swiss quartz. Ha, ha. 38 00:03:05,429 --> 00:03:08,349 - Am I allowed to drink anything? - Ice chips, just ice chips. 39 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:10,550 - They're at the nurses' station. - I'll get them. 40 00:03:10,629 --> 00:03:13,589 - No, I'm getting it. Be right back. - No, I got it. I'm getting it. 41 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:18,270 Hi. Thought you might like some ice chips. 42 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:19,909 Thanks. 43 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,189 And if you need anything else, I… 44 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,990 …do not believe we have met. Hi. 45 00:03:25,589 --> 00:03:27,029 I'm Rachel Green. 46 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:30,189 I'm Carol's ex-husband's sister's roommate. 47 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:33,189 It's nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. 48 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:36,469 I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician. 49 00:03:38,309 --> 00:03:40,309 Oh, that's funny. 50 00:03:46,429 --> 00:03:47,790 I want a baby. 51 00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:50,950 Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow. 52 00:03:51,909 --> 00:03:53,589 Get up. Come on, let's get some coffee. 53 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,990 Okay, because we never do that. 54 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,909 Shoot, shoot, shoot. 55 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,869 Or just fall down. That's good too. 56 00:04:02,869 --> 00:04:04,149 - Knick fan? - Oh, yeah. 57 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:07,149 - Oh, boy, do they suck. - Hey, listen, lady, I… 58 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:12,869 Look. Look at your man Ewing. Nice shot. 59 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:15,749 He couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. 60 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:17,349 Oh, yeah? And who do you like? 61 00:04:17,429 --> 00:04:19,670 - Celtics. - Celtics? 62 00:04:19,749 --> 00:04:22,469 They couldn't hit a boat if… Wait. 63 00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:26,230 They suck, all right? 64 00:04:26,869 --> 00:04:28,950 Shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year. You… 65 00:04:30,629 --> 00:04:32,149 Let me get the father. Hey! 66 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,510 We need a father over here! We need a father! 67 00:04:34,589 --> 00:04:35,790 There's no father. 68 00:04:37,869 --> 00:04:38,869 Oh, sorry. 69 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,589 That's okay. I'm fine. I'm… 70 00:04:43,629 --> 00:04:45,189 Okay. All right. Uh, right this way. 71 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,710 All the other pregnant women seem to be going in here. 72 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:48,950 Okay. 73 00:04:54,909 --> 00:04:58,669 They're tiny and chubby And so sweet to touch 74 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,190 But soon they'll grow up And resent you so much 75 00:05:04,589 --> 00:05:08,109 Now they're yelling at you And you don't know why 76 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:15,270 And you cry and you cry and you cry 77 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,349 - Thanks, Ross. - Yeah. I'm paying you to stop. 78 00:05:18,229 --> 00:05:19,589 Okay. 79 00:05:20,909 --> 00:05:24,630 Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute. 80 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:29,669 No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two? 81 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,349 - You'll get one. - Oh, yeah? When? 82 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:33,909 I'll tell you what. 83 00:05:33,989 --> 00:05:36,270 When we're 40, if neither of us are married, 84 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:39,349 what do you say you and I have one? 85 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:41,070 Why won't I be married when I'm 40? 86 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,469 Oh, no, no, no. I just meant hypothetically. 87 00:05:44,549 --> 00:05:47,349 Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? 88 00:05:47,669 --> 00:05:49,830 - No, no, no. - No, no, what is it? Seriously. 89 00:05:49,909 --> 00:05:52,229 Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? 90 00:05:54,149 --> 00:05:55,669 Well? 91 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:59,070 Dear God. This parachute is a knapsack. 92 00:06:01,789 --> 00:06:03,229 - Hey. - Hey. 93 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,310 - Look at you, dressy-dress. - Yeah. 94 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,270 Did you go home and change? 95 00:06:07,349 --> 00:06:10,469 Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. 96 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:13,190 Has Dr. Franzblau been by? 97 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:15,989 No, I haven't seen him. 98 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:18,870 Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. 99 00:06:21,029 --> 00:06:23,029 What if the baby needs him? 100 00:06:23,109 --> 00:06:25,270 Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors? 101 00:06:25,349 --> 00:06:29,070 - Is, like, your father a doctor? - Yeah. Why? 102 00:06:29,909 --> 00:06:31,190 No reason. 103 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:35,310 Mom, we've been through this. 104 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:37,989 No, I am not calling him. 105 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:40,989 I don't care if it is his kid. The guy's a jerk. 106 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:44,750 No, I am not alone. Joey's here. 107 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,510 What do you mean, "Joey who?" 108 00:06:47,589 --> 00:06:48,870 Joey who? 109 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:52,070 - Tribbiani. - Joey Tribbiani. 110 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:56,950 Yes. Okay. Hold on. 111 00:06:57,029 --> 00:06:59,390 - She wants to talk to you. - No. 112 00:06:59,469 --> 00:07:01,270 Take the phone. 113 00:07:01,349 --> 00:07:02,950 Hi. Yeah, it's me. 114 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:07,950 Oh, no, no, no. We're just friends. Yeah. 115 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:09,830 Yeah, I'm single. 116 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:12,109 Twenty-five. 117 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,469 An actor. 118 00:07:13,549 --> 00:07:14,989 Hello? 119 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,149 - She's not much of a phone person. - Yeah. 120 00:07:22,229 --> 00:07:25,989 So, what's the deal with this father guy? 121 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,149 I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, 122 00:07:28,229 --> 00:07:29,870 I'd wanna know about it. 123 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,909 Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? No. 124 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:38,950 Okay. Uh, look, maybe I should just go. 125 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:41,710 - Maybe you should. - Good luck. 126 00:07:41,789 --> 00:07:44,909 And take care, huh? 127 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:54,349 Know what the Celtics' problem is? They let the players run the team. 128 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,669 Oh, that is so not true. 129 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,589 - It is. It is. - It isn't. Isn't. 130 00:07:57,669 --> 00:08:00,149 - Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. - Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 131 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,149 You're gonna kill me! 132 00:08:02,229 --> 00:08:05,190 Fifteen more seconds. Fourteen, 13, 12… 133 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:06,270 Count faster. 134 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:09,149 It's gonna be okay. We're doing it for Jordy. Keep focusing on Jordy. 135 00:08:09,229 --> 00:08:10,229 Who the hell is Jordy? 136 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,989 - Your son. - I don't have a son named Jordy. 137 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:16,190 We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. 138 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:19,029 Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend 139 00:08:19,109 --> 00:08:21,229 so we went back to Jordy. 140 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:25,349 What do you mean, "back to Jordy"? We never landed on Jordy. 141 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:30,390 We just passed by it during the whole Jesse/Cody/Dillon fiasco. 142 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:33,510 - What? What? What? - Leg cramp, leg cramp. 143 00:08:33,589 --> 00:08:35,630 - I got it. I got it. - I got it. I'm doing it. 144 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:38,109 You get to sleep with her. I get the cramps. 145 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,430 No, you don't. 146 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,750 - That is it. I want both of you out. - What? 147 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,310 - She started it. - He started it. 148 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,469 I don't care. 149 00:08:44,549 --> 00:08:46,789 I'm trying to get a person out of my body here 150 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:50,109 and you're not making it any easier. Now go! 151 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:54,029 - Thanks a lot. - See what you did? 152 00:08:54,109 --> 00:08:56,310 - Yeah. Listen… - Out. 153 00:08:58,469 --> 00:09:02,790 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 154 00:09:02,869 --> 00:09:04,509 Oh, no. 155 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:10,389 What is that? Something exploded. 156 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:12,790 It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you? 157 00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:16,190 Water breaking? What do you mean? What's that, water breaking? 158 00:09:16,269 --> 00:09:19,670 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 159 00:09:20,989 --> 00:09:24,190 - Oh, please. This is so your fault. - How? How is this my fault? 160 00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:27,710 Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. 161 00:09:27,790 --> 00:09:31,150 Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. 162 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:35,229 - Are you trying to be clever? - You are so threatened by me. 163 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:38,550 - Everything I say is a problem. - Hey, hey, hey. Okay. All right. 164 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:40,589 That's it. Get in here. Come on. 165 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:43,710 My God, you guys. I don't believe you. 166 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:46,910 There are children coming into the world in this very building 167 00:09:46,989 --> 00:09:50,469 and your fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. 168 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,030 So just stop all the yelling! Just stop it! 169 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,509 Yeah, Susan. 170 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:59,070 Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this! 171 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:06,389 Okay, who wants to hear something ironic? 172 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:12,629 Help! 173 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,109 - Come on! - Help! 174 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,790 - I'm having a baby in there! - Hello? 175 00:10:16,869 --> 00:10:18,869 - Help! - Okay, everyone stand back. 176 00:10:26,629 --> 00:10:28,710 Are they here yet? 177 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,190 No, honey, but don't worry, we're gonna find them. 178 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:34,389 And until we do, we are all here for you, okay? 179 00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:35,910 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 180 00:10:35,989 --> 00:10:39,430 Anyway, you were telling me about Paris. It sounds wonderful. 181 00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:42,749 It really was. There was this great pastry shop right by my hotel… 182 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:47,190 There you go, dear. You… 183 00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:49,310 Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push. 184 00:10:49,389 --> 00:10:52,509 Push him out, push him out. Harder, harder. 185 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:54,869 Push him out, push him out. Way out. 186 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:57,749 Let's get that ball and really move. 187 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:58,830 Let's get… 188 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:03,150 I was just… Yeah, okay. 189 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,349 Push, push, push. 190 00:11:07,469 --> 00:11:09,869 What are you gonna do, suck the door open? 191 00:11:12,349 --> 00:11:15,749 - Help! - Help! 192 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:19,869 And they found their bodies The very next day 193 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:23,629 And they found their bodies The very next… 194 00:11:26,509 --> 00:11:28,269 Help! 195 00:11:28,349 --> 00:11:32,869 No, Mom, everything's going fine, really. Yeah, Ross is great. He's… 196 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:37,389 He's in a whole other place. Yeah. No, he's gone. 197 00:11:37,469 --> 00:11:40,589 No, you don't have to fly back. Really. 198 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,629 What do you mean, this might be your only chance? 199 00:11:43,349 --> 00:11:45,229 Would you stop? I'm only 26. 200 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,989 I'm not even thinking about babies yet. 201 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,509 - Where have you been? - I just had a baby. 202 00:12:04,869 --> 00:12:06,710 Mazel tov. 203 00:12:10,509 --> 00:12:12,910 I don't know. It could be an hour, it could be three. 204 00:12:12,989 --> 00:12:14,950 But relax, she's doing great. 205 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:19,550 So, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? 206 00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:22,589 No. No, not at… At the moment, no, I'm not, no. 207 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:24,469 - Are you? - No, no. 208 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:26,269 It's hard enough to get women to go out with me. 209 00:12:27,349 --> 00:12:30,190 Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors. 210 00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:31,989 No, no, really. 211 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:36,310 I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know… 212 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,030 …where I do. 213 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:43,790 I try not to let work affect my personal life, 214 00:12:43,869 --> 00:12:46,389 but it's hard when you do… 215 00:12:46,469 --> 00:12:49,150 …what I do. It's like… 216 00:12:49,229 --> 00:12:51,469 Well, for instance, what do you do? 217 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,150 - I'm a waitress. - Okay, all right. 218 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:57,349 Well, aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day 219 00:12:57,430 --> 00:13:01,629 and you're just like, "If I see one more cup of coffee…" 220 00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:08,349 Yeah. Gotcha. 221 00:13:09,469 --> 00:13:13,910 - I'm gonna check up on your friend. - Okay, that's fine. 222 00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:23,509 So how did you know I was even here? 223 00:13:23,589 --> 00:13:25,269 Your mom called me. 224 00:13:25,349 --> 00:13:27,469 So is this her? 225 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,150 No, this is a loaner. 226 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:33,229 Listen, I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. 227 00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:39,070 I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse and a helper guy. 228 00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:42,349 So did you see who won the game? 229 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,749 Yeah, Knicks by 10. They suck. 230 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:48,589 They're not so bad. 231 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,430 Come on. Come on. 232 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:17,710 Damn it, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. 233 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,430 This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life. 234 00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:23,430 My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know? 235 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:25,310 Instead I'm stuck in a closet with you. 236 00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:27,070 The woman I love is having a baby. 237 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,790 I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. 238 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,989 Believe me, no one has been waiting for this as much as I have, okay? 239 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,790 And you know what the funny thing is? 240 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:36,430 When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby. 241 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,910 - Where does that leave me? - You get to be the father. 242 00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:40,629 Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? 243 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,670 There's Father's Day. There's Mother's Day. 244 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,030 There's no Lesbian Lover Day. 245 00:14:45,109 --> 00:14:47,389 Every day is Lesbian Lover Day. 246 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,790 This is so great. 247 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:57,310 You wanna explain that? 248 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:01,269 I mean, well, because when I was growing up, you know, my dad left 249 00:15:01,349 --> 00:15:04,349 and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail. 250 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:07,950 So I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. 251 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,950 And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents 252 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:14,830 who care about it so much that they fighting over 253 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:18,830 who gets to love it the most and it's not even born yet. 254 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:21,269 It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. 255 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:25,950 I'm sorry. You were fighting. 256 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,589 Where are they? 257 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,589 - I'm sure they'll be here soon. - They wouldn't miss this. 258 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,670 Relax. You're only at nine centimeters, 259 00:15:34,749 --> 00:15:37,389 and the baby's at zero station. 260 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,389 Okay, you are really frightening me. 261 00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:47,190 Somebody wanna help me? Trying to rip out my heart. 262 00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,629 Oh, that's great. Anybody seen a nipple? 263 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:55,869 All right. Ten centimeters. Here we go. 264 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,790 All right, honey, time to start pushing. 265 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,190 But they're not here yet. 266 00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:01,229 Sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. 267 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,109 Oh, God. 268 00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:09,070 Okay, got the vent open. 269 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:10,430 Hi, I'm Ben. 270 00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:14,950 I'm hospital worker Ben. 271 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:16,710 It's Ben to the rescue. 272 00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,349 Okay, okay, okay. 273 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,550 - Ben, you ready? - Yeah. 274 00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:22,310 - All right, give me your foot. - Okay. 275 00:16:22,389 --> 00:16:26,150 Okay, on three, Ben. One, two, three. 276 00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:30,550 - Come on, Ben. Okay. That's it, Ben. - Okay. 277 00:16:30,629 --> 00:16:32,310 What do you see? 278 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:36,070 Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. 279 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,509 Wait. 280 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:40,910 Yes, it is, in fact, a dark vent. 281 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,989 Pheebs, it's open! It's open! 282 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:52,070 Wait! You forgot your legs! 283 00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:54,749 - Push. Push. - We're here! 284 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,509 - We're here. - Where have you been? 285 00:16:59,589 --> 00:17:00,749 Long story, honey. 286 00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,989 All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. 287 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,710 I need… Excuse me, can I have this? 288 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,670 Oh, sorry. 289 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:07,989 All right, all right. 290 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,109 There's too many people in this room. There's about to be one more. 291 00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:14,430 Anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner… 292 00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:15,830 Out you go! 293 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,269 - Come on, out. - Okay, good luck. 294 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:19,550 - Bye, bye, bye. - Good luck, you guys. 295 00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:23,469 Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner? 296 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,950 Out. 297 00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:28,670 All right. All right, he's crowning. Here he comes. 298 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:31,389 Let me see. I gotta see, I gotta see. 299 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:36,590 A head. 300 00:17:37,069 --> 00:17:39,309 It's huge. Carol, how are you doing this? 301 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,710 Not helping. 302 00:17:42,789 --> 00:17:44,710 You're doing great. You're doing fine. 303 00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:46,789 - Hello? - Oh, sorry. 304 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:48,870 What do you see? What do you see? 305 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,430 We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got… 306 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:54,509 Oh, look at the little… The fingers. 307 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,950 A chest and a stomach… 308 00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:58,950 And it's a boy, definitely a boy. 309 00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:02,110 All right. Okay, legs, knees and feet. 310 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,190 He's here. He's… 311 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:11,870 He's a person. 312 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,150 - Look at that. - What does he look like? 313 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:19,150 Kind of like my Uncle Ed, covered in Jell-O. 314 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,069 Really? 315 00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:23,670 You guys, he's beautiful. 316 00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,150 Thanks, Pheebs. 317 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:36,069 No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. 318 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,989 How about Ben? 319 00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:41,350 I like Ben. 320 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,590 Ben. 321 00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:47,989 - Ben's good. - Yeah? 322 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:50,150 How come you never mentioned Ben before? 323 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,110 We, uh, just cooked it up. 324 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:56,309 That's what we were off doing. 325 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,630 - Hi. - Hey. 326 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:01,110 - Can we come in? - Yeah, come in. Come in. 327 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,870 I know. I know. 328 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,590 Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. 329 00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:14,670 Yeah. This is Ben. 330 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,549 - Hi, Ben. - Hi, Ben. 331 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:19,350 - Ben, this is everybody. - Hey, Ben. 332 00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:22,069 Susan, he looks just like you. 333 00:19:24,509 --> 00:19:26,229 Thanks. 334 00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:29,590 Oh, God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. 335 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,989 I know. I still am one of these. 336 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,829 - Ross? - Yeah? 337 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,309 Can I? 338 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:42,590 Okay, the head, the head. You gotta… 339 00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:49,789 Hi, Ben. Hi. 340 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,630 I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes, I am. 341 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,269 I'm your Aunt Monica. 342 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,390 I… 343 00:20:00,069 --> 00:20:01,789 I will always have gum. 344 00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:07,910 Ben… 345 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:11,269 I want you to know that there may be some times 346 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:14,029 when I may not be around 347 00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:15,549 like this. 348 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:20,870 But I'll still always come back… 349 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,390 like this. 350 00:20:24,509 --> 00:20:28,309 And sometimes I may be away longer… 351 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,910 like this. 352 00:20:33,269 --> 00:20:35,749 But I'll still always come back… 353 00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:39,950 like this. 354 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:45,870 And sometimes I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. 355 00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:56,190 Oh, he is so amazing. 356 00:20:56,269 --> 00:20:58,710 Yeah, I know. Look at him. 357 00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:02,269 Ben. 358 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,870 Hey, Ben. 359 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,590 Nothing. I don't think that's his name. 360 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,789 Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. 361 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,549 Oh, look, he's opening his eyes. 362 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,150 He doesn't do much, does he? 363 00:21:19,229 --> 00:21:21,870 Nope, this is pretty much it. 364 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,870 - You guys wanna get some coffee? - Yeah. 365 00:21:32,469 --> 00:21:34,749 All right, I'll see you guys later. 366 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,190 Hi, Ben. 367 00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:47,989 - I love you. - Hi, Ben. 368 00:22:06,229 --> 00:22:08,870 Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.