1 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,600 Here's little Ben nodding off. 2 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,720 Look at Aunt Monica's little boy. 3 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,120 - Look, he's got Ross' haircut. - Oh, let me see. 4 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,600 Oh, God! Is he just the sweetest thing? 5 00:00:54,919 --> 00:00:57,719 You must just want to kiss him all over. 6 00:01:01,679 --> 00:01:03,479 That would be nice. 7 00:01:06,479 --> 00:01:07,479 Pardon? 8 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,560 Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth. 9 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,719 Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back. 10 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:21,840 Oh, yeah, right. Including the waffles last week, 11 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,399 you now owe me… 12 00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:25,679 17 jillion dollars. 13 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,840 I will, really, I'll pay you back this time. 14 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,640 Where's the money coming from? 15 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,319 I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with some, uh, research. 16 00:01:34,399 --> 00:01:36,039 What kind of research? 17 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,840 Just, you know, science. 18 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,079 Science. 19 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,159 Yeah, I think I've heard of that. 20 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,799 It's a fertility study. 21 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,840 Joey… 22 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:56,040 Please tell me you're only donating your time. 23 00:01:57,719 --> 00:01:59,840 Come on, you guys. It's not that big a deal. 24 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:02,879 I just go down there every other day 25 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:04,879 and make my contribution to the project. 26 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:08,879 Hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get $700! 27 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,719 You're gonna be making money hand over fist. 28 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,720 Okay, we got the coleslaw. We got the buns. 29 00:03:03,799 --> 00:03:08,279 We've got the ground-up flesh of formally cute cows and turkeys. 30 00:03:10,119 --> 00:03:11,880 Men are here! 31 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,799 We make fire. 32 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,040 Cook meat. 33 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,440 Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back! 34 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,600 Cute, cute. 35 00:03:26,679 --> 00:03:28,359 Joey, Melanie called. She's gonna be late. 36 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,440 Oh, okay. 37 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,440 So how are things going with you two? 38 00:03:31,519 --> 00:03:33,239 Is she becoming your special someone? 39 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,279 I don't know. She's… She's pretty great. 40 00:03:38,359 --> 00:03:41,440 Yeah? What does she think of your little science project? 41 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,600 You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup? 42 00:03:50,239 --> 00:03:51,799 The man's got a point. 43 00:03:52,119 --> 00:03:55,720 Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me. 44 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:57,839 Crazy bitch. 45 00:04:02,679 --> 00:04:04,679 I still got a week left in the program, 46 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,920 and according to the rules if I want to get the money 47 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,679 I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, 48 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,760 if you know what I mean. 49 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,559 Joey, we always know what you mean. 50 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:22,200 - Hey. - Hey. 51 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:25,399 How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last? 52 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,119 I'm going to China. 53 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,640 Jeez, you say one thing and… 54 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,119 You're going to China? 55 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,959 It's for the museum. Someone found a bone. 56 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,200 We want the bone, they don't want us to have the bone. 57 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:41,160 I'm going to try to persuade them… It's a whole big "bone" thing. 58 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,239 Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for, like, a week. 59 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,160 So if you wanna reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary. 60 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:53,799 - Here's a picture of me. - Oh, let me see. 61 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,119 Could you take it to Carol's now and then 62 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,560 and show it to Ben just so he doesn't forget me? 63 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,880 - Yeah. - Hi, Ben. 64 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:02,760 I'm your father. 65 00:05:04,919 --> 00:05:07,640 I am The Head! 66 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,839 This barbecue's gonna be very fun. 67 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:16,120 Is Rachel here? 68 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,599 I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left. 69 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,959 No, she's out having drinks with Carl. 70 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:23,839 Hey, who's Carl? 71 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,479 - The guy she met at the coffeehouse? - No. 72 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:33,279 - See, there's this guy she met at… - The coffeehouse? Right. 73 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,279 So you do know who he is. 74 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,320 I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys. 75 00:05:41,399 --> 00:05:44,200 Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story. 76 00:05:49,159 --> 00:05:50,159 - Hi. - Hey. 77 00:05:51,479 --> 00:05:54,039 - I have to go to China. - The country? 78 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,919 No, this big pile of dishes in my Mom's breakfront. 79 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,519 Do you guys know who Carl is? 80 00:06:02,599 --> 00:06:05,719 Let's see. Alvin, Simon, Theodore… 81 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,839 No. 82 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,399 - Rachel's having drinks with him. - Oh, no! 83 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:13,320 How can she, when she's never shown interest in you? 84 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,719 Forget about her. 85 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,599 He's right, man. Please move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food. 86 00:06:20,919 --> 00:06:23,519 Of course, there they just call it food. 87 00:06:24,039 --> 00:06:27,440 Yeah? I guess. I don't know. 88 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,599 All right, just give her this for me, okay? 89 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,560 Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you. 90 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,000 - I know. - We want you to be happy. 91 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,919 And I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you, man. 92 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,159 I'm still on my first. 93 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,599 I just think you're nice. 94 00:06:54,719 --> 00:06:58,440 Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this fruit-basket business. 95 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:02,839 We call ourselves "The Three Basketeers." 96 00:07:03,159 --> 00:07:05,800 Like "The Three Musketeers," only with fruit. 97 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:10,599 Okay. 98 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,279 - How do you like your burgers? - No. Presents first, food later! 99 00:07:17,279 --> 00:07:18,440 Hold on there, tiger. 100 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,919 How's it going? How you holding up? 101 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,560 Well, not so good. 102 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:26,000 She thinks tonight's the night we're gonna complete the transaction 103 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,519 if you know what I… 104 00:07:27,599 --> 00:07:28,919 And you do. 105 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:32,599 So have you ever thought about being there for her? 106 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,519 What do you mean? 107 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,760 You know, just be there for her. 108 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,800 Not following you. 109 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:49,800 Think about it. 110 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:59,599 Okay, I'm guessing this is from… 111 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,200 Well, thank you, Melanie. 112 00:08:04,599 --> 00:08:06,880 - This one right here is from me. - Okay. 113 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:08,959 It's light. 114 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,000 It rattles. It's… 115 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,079 Travel Scrabble. 116 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,519 Thank you. 117 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:25,640 This one's from Joey. 118 00:08:25,719 --> 00:08:28,120 It feels like a book. I think it's a book. Feels like a book. 119 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,320 And it's a book! 120 00:08:30,479 --> 00:08:32,240 It's Dr. Seuss! 121 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,519 That book got me through some tough times. 122 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,079 There is a little child inside this man. 123 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,880 The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die. 124 00:08:45,599 --> 00:08:47,680 - Who's this from? - That's, uh, Ross'. 125 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,399 Oh, my God. 126 00:08:56,479 --> 00:08:57,839 He remembered. 127 00:08:57,919 --> 00:08:59,000 Remembered what? 128 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,039 It was, like, months ago. 129 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,919 We were walking by this antique store, 130 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,599 and I saw this pin in the window. 131 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,120 I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was little. 132 00:09:09,079 --> 00:09:11,719 I can't believe he remembered! 133 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,159 Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? 134 00:09:20,199 --> 00:09:22,159 It's so pretty. 135 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,199 - This must've cost him a fortune. - I can't believe he did this. 136 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:27,640 Ross? Remember when he fell in love with Carol 137 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,919 and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? 138 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,760 What did you just say? 139 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,679 Crystal duck. 140 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,120 No, no, no. 141 00:09:53,199 --> 00:09:56,159 The, um… The "love" part? 142 00:10:02,199 --> 00:10:05,240 Oh, my God. 143 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,720 No, no, no, no. 144 00:10:08,799 --> 00:10:11,120 That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. 145 00:10:11,199 --> 00:10:13,480 That'll turn back time. 146 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,120 This is unbelievable. I mean, this is unbelievable. 147 00:10:22,199 --> 00:10:24,880 I know. This is really, really huge. 148 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:29,159 No, it's not. It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee. 149 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:34,159 I don't think any of our lives will ever be the same ever again. 150 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:38,159 Is there a mute button on this woman? 151 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,640 I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! 152 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,960 - Did you have any idea? - No, none. 153 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:48,319 My first night in the city, he mentioned asking me out, 154 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,880 but nothing ever happened, so I just… 155 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,120 What else did he say? Does he want to go out with me? 156 00:10:54,199 --> 00:10:56,399 Given that he's desperately in love with you, 157 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,360 he wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something. 158 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,240 Ross? 159 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,480 All this time? 160 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:06,039 - I've gotta talk to him. - He's in China! 161 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,240 The country. 162 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,840 Wait, his flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes. 163 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:14,519 What about the time difference? From here to the airport? 164 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Yes! 165 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:19,439 - You're never gonna make it! - I've got to try. 166 00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:21,480 What are you gonna say to him? 167 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:22,919 I don't know. 168 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,519 Maybe you shouldn't go. 169 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,480 Right, because if you're gonna break his heart, that can wait. 170 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:30,199 Yeah, but if it's good news, tell him now. 171 00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:31,840 Maybe I'll know when I see him. 172 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:34,240 Here, look. All right, does this help? 173 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,960 No. 174 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:45,960 All I know is, I cannot wait a week. This is just too big. 175 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,480 I've just got to talk to him. I've got… 176 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,760 - I'll see you later. - I love you! 177 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,519 Deal with me first! 178 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,559 All right. 179 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,519 Ross! Ross. 180 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,760 Excuse me, pardon me. 181 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,360 - Hi. Your boarding pass? - Hi. 182 00:12:15,439 --> 00:12:17,319 No, I need to talk to my friend. 183 00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:21,319 You're not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass. 184 00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:24,600 He just went on. He's right there, in the blue jacket! Can I just… 185 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:26,679 I'm sorry. Federal regulations! 186 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,720 All right, then could you please just give him a message for me? 187 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:32,319 Please? This is very important. 188 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:34,640 All right. What's the message? 189 00:12:35,799 --> 00:12:37,240 I don't know. 190 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:42,159 Excuse me! Sir! Excuse me! Sir? 191 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,720 - I have a message for you. - What? 192 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:46,480 It's from Rachel. She loved the present. 193 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,120 She'll see you when you get back. 194 00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:49,760 What? 195 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,840 Toby, I don't know what she's talking about. 196 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:55,559 There's no Rachel! 197 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,640 Don't give me that deep freeze! 198 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,240 Joey, Joey, Joey! 199 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,840 I think I blacked out there for a minute. 200 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:16,840 It was nothing. 201 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,439 Well, now we gotta find something fun for you! 202 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,919 You know what? 203 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,640 Forget about me. Let's… Let's give you another turn. 204 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:35,519 Me, again? 205 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,760 Sure. Why not? 206 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:44,960 Boy! Somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow! 207 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:54,360 I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you would be. 208 00:13:54,439 --> 00:13:55,960 How do you mean? 209 00:13:56,039 --> 00:14:00,319 I just had you pegged as one of those guys who are always, "Me, me, me!" 210 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:01,799 But you… 211 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,919 You're a giver. 212 00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:07,559 You're, like, the most generous man I ever met. 213 00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:11,080 I mean, you're practically a woman. 214 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:20,080 So, Rach, do you want to save this wrapping paper? 215 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,519 It's only a little torn. 216 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,720 Are you gonna go for it with Ross, or should I throw it out? 217 00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:30,559 I don't know. 218 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,799 Thought about it all of the way there 219 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,039 and I thought about it all the way back and… 220 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,919 You know, it's Ross! 221 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,319 You know what I mean? It's Ross. 222 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:42,880 - Sure! - Sure. 223 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:47,799 I don't know. This is just my initial gut feeling, 224 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,559 but I'm thinking… 225 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,840 it'd be really great. 226 00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:56,279 Oh, my God, me too! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! 227 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,760 The best part is you already know everything about him. 228 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,000 It's like starting on the 15th date. 229 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,319 But it would be like starting on the 15th date. 230 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:09,199 Another good point. 231 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:10,919 No, I mean… 232 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,360 At the 15th date, you're already in a "relationship-y" place. 233 00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:16,519 You're committed. 234 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,360 What happens if it doesn't work out? 235 00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:25,439 - Why isn't it working out? - I don't know, sometimes it doesn't. 236 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:29,199 Is he not cute enough for you? Does he not make enough money? 237 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,480 - No, I'm just… - Maybe there's someone else. 238 00:15:31,559 --> 00:15:34,240 Is there? Is there someone else? 239 00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:36,519 No, there is no one else. 240 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,760 Then why the hell are you dumping my brother? 241 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,279 Hey, big… 242 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,919 Spender. 243 00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:56,799 She's still asleep. 244 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,399 - So how'd it go? - It was amazing. 245 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,559 You know how you think you're great in bed? 246 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,080 The fact you'd even ask shows how little you know me. 247 00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:08,439 Well, it's like, last night I couldn't do the thing 248 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,480 that usually makes me great. 249 00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:12,720 So I had to do all this other stuff. 250 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:15,840 And the response I got! Man, oh, man. 251 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:17,919 It was like a ticker-tape parade! 252 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,279 Yes I know. As it happens, my room is very close to the parade route. 253 00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:32,559 It was amazing, and not just for her. For me too. 254 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,720 It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind, 255 00:16:35,799 --> 00:16:38,000 but all my other senses are heightened. 256 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,679 You know? It's like, I was able to appreciate it 257 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,640 on another level. 258 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,480 I didn't know you had another level. 259 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,720 I know. Neither did I! 260 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,199 - Great skirts! Birthday present? - Yeah. 261 00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:03,919 - From who? - From you. 262 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,960 I exchanged the blouse you got me. 263 00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,120 Well, it's the thought. 264 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:12,439 Doesn't Ross' flight get in in a couple hours? 265 00:17:12,519 --> 00:17:14,279 At gate 27B? 266 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,480 Uh, yeah. 267 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:20,039 Monica, you know, I've been thinking about it. 268 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,480 I've decided this Ross thing is not a good idea. 269 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,439 - Why? - Because I feel like… 270 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:28,080 I wouldn't just be going out with him. 271 00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,279 I would be going out with all of you. 272 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,720 - There'd be all this pressure and… - No pressure, no pressure! 273 00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:38,519 Nothing has even happened yet and you're already so… 274 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,000 I'm not "so." 275 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,319 I was a teensy bit weird at first, 276 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:45,080 but I'll be good. I promise. 277 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,320 Who is it? 278 00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:52,719 It's me, Carl. 279 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,919 Come on up. 280 00:17:53,999 --> 00:17:55,719 Behind my brother's back? 281 00:17:57,199 --> 00:18:00,800 It's exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me. 282 00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:17,080 - Seven hundred bucks. - All right, you did it. 283 00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:18,520 Do we have any fruit? 284 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,520 Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? 285 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,679 You know what, though? I really feel I learned something. 286 00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:29,080 So you'll stick with this "it's all for her" thing? 287 00:18:29,159 --> 00:18:30,919 What, are you crazy? 288 00:18:30,999 --> 00:18:35,520 When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? 289 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,199 I'm just saying, if I see one more picture of Ed Begley Jr. 290 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,719 in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! 291 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:53,719 Don't get me wrong. I'm not against environmental issues, per se, 292 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,600 it's just that guy! 293 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:59,840 I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me. 294 00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:02,640 Excuse me, please. I'm trying to have a date here. 295 00:19:03,199 --> 00:19:05,199 Fine, just stop thinking about me. 296 00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:10,959 Can't do it, can you? 297 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,080 So I'm thinking about you. So what? 298 00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:17,439 I don't get it. What do you see in this guy anyway? 299 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,880 Well, he seems to be a very nice guy. 300 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,880 I mean, come on, buddy! Get a real car! 301 00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:30,320 Rachel, come on. Give us a chance. 302 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,040 - Ross, it's too hard. - No, no. 303 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,080 Because it'll get weird for everyone else? 304 00:19:35,159 --> 00:19:37,360 Who cares about them? This is about us. 305 00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:40,919 I've been in love with you since the ninth grade. 306 00:19:40,999 --> 00:19:43,560 - You're, like, my best friend. - I know. 307 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,159 If we broke up, and I lost you… 308 00:19:45,239 --> 00:19:47,600 Why do you think we'll break up? 309 00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:51,320 Have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up? 310 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,840 No. 311 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:59,120 But it only has to happen once. 312 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,919 You and I both know we are perfect for each other. Right? 313 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:07,439 So the only question is: Are you attracted to me? 314 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:11,199 I don't know. 315 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,560 I mean, I've never looked at you that way before. 316 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,840 Well start looking. 317 00:20:29,159 --> 00:20:30,439 Exactly! 318 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,320 And you just know I'm gonna be the guy 319 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,320 caught behind this hammerhead in traffic! 320 00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:39,199 Right. 321 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,800 You're right. 322 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,239 - You know what? - What? 323 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,759 I forgot, I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. 324 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,999 I am so sorry. I'm so… 325 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,439 If you want to stay and finish your drinks, please do. 326 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,959 I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm sorry. 327 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,600 But… 328 00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:06,919 Excuse me! Pardon me! Excuse me. 329 00:21:08,239 --> 00:21:11,439 Toby, for God's sake, will you let it go? 330 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,120 There's no Rachel! 331 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,999 Oh, hey. I got that. 332 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,399 - Thanks, sweetie. - No problem. 333 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,520 I cannot wait for you to meet my friends. 334 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,159 Really? You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me? 335 00:21:34,239 --> 00:21:36,080 No, they will. I just… 336 00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:37,159 - Can't wait. - Can't wait. 337 00:21:37,239 --> 00:21:38,999 Come on, they're gonna love you.