1 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:08,883 Okay, these were expensive, and he's gonna grow out of them... 2 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,761 in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist! 3 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,763 Aww! 4 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,725 Look at these. 5 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:18,935 Hey, Ben. 6 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,853 "Just do it"! Unh! 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,565 Oh, my God! Oh! 8 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,526 Was that too much pressure for him? 9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:32,323 - Oh, is he hungry already? Aw. - I guess so. 10 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,200 You know, it's... 11 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,248 Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. 12 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,167 Oh, uh, I gotta get one too. 13 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,755 Hey, what are you guys doing? 14 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,466 We're just hanging out by the spoons. 15 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,552 Ladle? 16 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:53,970 Will you guys grow up? 17 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,973 This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world. 18 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,184 Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it. 19 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:07,733 This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, so get used to it. 20 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,445 If you have a problem, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. 21 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,282 Carol's fine with it. Come on. 22 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,411 - Carol? - Carol. 23 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,708 I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding? 24 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,713 - Sure. - Uh... 25 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,132 Does it hurt? 26 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,886 It did at first, but not anymore. 27 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,345 Chandler? 28 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,225 So, uh, how often can you do it? 29 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,269 As much as he needs. 30 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,356 Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh... 31 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,986 If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? 32 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,414 - Rachel, do you have muffins left? - Yeah, I forget which ones. 33 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,625 Oh, you're busy, I'll get it. 34 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,377 - Anyone else want one? - No, thanks. 35 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,753 No, I'm all set. 36 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,922 Oh, you're losing your apron. Let me get it. 37 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,590 - Oh. - There you go. 38 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,092 Thank you. 39 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,845 Ugh, what a bitch. 40 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,060 Listen, guys, I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting... 41 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,312 and he wants to abuse his discount. 42 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,148 So anyone want to come take advantage of it? 43 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,026 I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet. 44 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:20,783 - Okay. Um, I'll go with you. Great. 45 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,162 Hi, honey. - Hey, sweetums. 46 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,874 - And hello to the rest. Hi. 47 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,336 What are you doing? 48 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,880 You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel? 49 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,842 - It's gonna be a problem, isn't it? - Come on. 50 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,927 You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. 51 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,097 It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. 52 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,225 - But I... - Monica, she will kill you. 53 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,563 She will kill you like a dog in the street! 54 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:58,738 So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. 55 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,241 Yeah, um, it's actually not that big a deal. In fact... 56 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:06,537 It's a big deal to me. This is great. I really appreciate this. 57 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,289 You're welcome. 58 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:29,018 Bijan for men? 59 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,480 - Hey, Annabel. - Hey, Joey. 60 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,899 - Did you hear about the new guy? - Who? 61 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:39,403 Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man. " 62 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,331 Hombre? 63 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,463 What's he doing in my section? 64 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,381 I guess he doesn't know. 65 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,175 Well, he's gonna. 66 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,345 I'll see you a little later, okay? 67 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,141 Hey, how you doing? 68 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,393 Morning. 69 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,604 Listen, uh, heh. I know you're new... 70 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,941 but, uh, it's kind of understood that everything... 71 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:20,611 from young men's to the escalator is, uh, my territory. 72 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,365 - Your territory, huh? - Yeah. 73 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,451 - Bijan for men? - No, thanks. 74 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,120 Hombre? 75 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,455 Yeah, all right. 76 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,296 You were saying? 77 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:47,346 Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. 78 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,890 - What? - We were shopping and we had lunch. 79 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,934 All right. What did I have? 80 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:55,229 - You had a salad. - No wonder I don't feel full. 81 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,690 Hi, guys. What's up? 82 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,776 I went shopping with Monica all day and I had a salad. 83 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,364 Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy? 84 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,615 Um... 85 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,201 We went shopping for, um... 86 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,828 For, um... 87 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,997 For fur. 88 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,627 - You went shopping for fur? - Yeah. 89 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:23,090 And then I realized that I'm against that and, um... 90 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,509 So then we bought some, um... 91 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,012 Um, boobs. 92 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,936 You bought boobs? 93 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,648 Bras! 94 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,609 We bought bras! 95 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,820 We bought bras. 96 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,410 Bijan for men? 97 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,370 Bijan for... 98 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,207 Hey, Annabel. Uh... 99 00:06:56,374 --> 00:07:00,461 Listen, I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee? 100 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,047 Actually, I sort of have plans. 101 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,423 Oh. 102 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,887 You ready, Annabel? 103 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,640 You bet. 104 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,977 - Maybe some other time. - Yeah. 105 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:30,491 It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. 106 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,201 Bijan for men? 107 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,286 Bijan for men! 108 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,748 Okay, and this is Funny Clown. 109 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,543 Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before or he won't sleep. 110 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,172 We've been through this before. We have a good time. 111 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,634 We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son. 112 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,555 Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. 113 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:57,643 Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person. 114 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,522 Oh, this is so cute. 115 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,315 Ah, I got that for him! 116 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,150 "My Mommies Love Me. " 117 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,197 That's clever. 118 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,033 Hello? 119 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,910 Oh, hi, Jul... 120 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,788 Hi, Jew! 121 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,125 Uh-huh. 122 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,003 Uh-huh. Okay, um, sure. 123 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,172 That'd be great. See you then. Bye. 124 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,591 Did you just say, "Hi, Jew"? 125 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:36,056 Yes. Um, yes, I did. 126 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,434 That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. 127 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,482 Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. 128 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,115 Ben, dinner! 129 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,451 Thanks, Aunt Pheebs. 130 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:59,246 You didn't microwave that, did you? It's breast milk, you're not supposed to. 131 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,291 Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Heh. 132 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,252 Okay. 133 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,255 What did you just do? 134 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,215 I licked my arm, what? 135 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,718 It's breast milk! 136 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,136 So? 137 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:18,390 Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person. 138 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,019 - What is the big deal? No, no... 139 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,230 What did you just do? 140 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,694 Can people stop drinking the breast milk? 141 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,115 - You won't even taste it? - No. 142 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,493 Not even if you just pretend it's milk? 143 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,996 Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it. 144 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,671 - Hey. - Hi. 145 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,174 - Where is everybody? - Took Ben to the park. 146 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,718 - Where have you been? - Just out. 147 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:59,181 Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. 148 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,935 - Hey, thanks for your jacket. - Oh, no problem. 149 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,354 - You can borrow it, by the way. - Heh. 150 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,024 - Oh, here are your keys, honey. - Thank you. 151 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,277 - Mon? - Mm-hmm? 152 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:16,281 If, uh, you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53? 153 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,870 You know what probably happened? 154 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,957 - Someone must have stolen my credit card. - Ah. 155 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,127 And put the receipt back in your pocket? 156 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:32,589 Huh. That is an excellent, excellent question. 157 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,466 That is excellent. 158 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,679 What's with you? Who did you have lunch with? 159 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,264 - Judy. - Who? 160 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,933 - Julie. Jody? - What? 161 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:48,313 - You were with Julie? - Mm. Look. 162 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,108 When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... 163 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,153 because she was my brother's girlfriend. 164 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,531 And then one thing led to another... 165 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,576 and before I knew it, we were... 166 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,120 shopping. - Aah. 167 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,126 Oh, my God. 168 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,504 Wait, we only did it once. 169 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,300 It didn't mean anything to me. 170 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,595 - Yeah, right. Sure. - Really! 171 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,639 Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. 172 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:29,897 Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. 173 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:33,775 Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught! 174 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,486 That is not true! 175 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,113 So you just happened to leave it in here? 176 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,910 Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? 177 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,122 Okay, Monica, I just have to know one thing. 178 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,961 Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? 179 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,766 Okay. Okay. 180 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,021 Okay, I just really, um... I just need to not be with you right now. 181 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,907 Hi, who's this? 182 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,244 Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. 183 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,622 Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. 184 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,708 Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, okay? 185 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,630 No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. 186 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,969 - Hey! Hi! 187 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,720 How did we do? 188 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,598 Oh, I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out. 189 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,642 I... I did not freak out. 190 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,937 - Why'd you freak out? - Because it's breast milk. 191 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,731 It's gross! 192 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,441 My breast milk is gross? 193 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,279 This should be fun. 194 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,157 No, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. 195 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,953 I just don't think breast milk is for adults. 196 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,498 Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids. 197 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,712 Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal. 198 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,339 - Come on, just taste it. - Ha-ha-ha. 199 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,341 That would be no. 200 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,302 - Come on. - Try it. 201 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,096 - It's natural. - It doesn't taste bad. 202 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,182 Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like, uh... 203 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,476 - Like what? - Cantaloupe juice. 204 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,186 Exactly. 205 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,778 You've tasted it. 206 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,989 You've tasted it. 207 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,449 Uh-huh. 208 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,035 Oh, you've tasted it. 209 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,165 You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true. 210 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,424 Give me the bottle. 211 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,723 Get me the towel. 212 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,872 Howdy. 213 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,251 Give me a box ofjuice. 214 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,923 Well, they switched me over to Hombre. 215 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,176 Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed. 216 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,306 Or maybe this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it. 217 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,768 This guy goes through two bottles a day now. 218 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,480 What do you care? 219 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,651 You're an actor. This is your day job. Isn't supposed to mean anything. 220 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,362 I know, but I was the best. 221 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,699 You know? I liked being the best. 222 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,122 Maybe I should get out of the game. 223 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,458 They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. 224 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,502 Say you do that. 225 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,756 Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. 226 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,385 And then where you gonna run? 227 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,595 - I guess you're right. - Damn right I'm right. 228 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,306 Show this guy what you're made of. Stand your ground. 229 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:37,978 Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! 230 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,772 - I'm gonna do it! - All right! 231 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:45,610 Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker. 232 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,489 I don't know what to say. 233 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,992 That works good because I'm not listening. 234 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,578 I feel terrible. I really do. 235 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,997 Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? 236 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,416 Rachel! 237 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,711 Say that I'm friends with her. We spend time together. 238 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,963 - Is that so terrible? - Yes. 239 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,716 - It's that terrible? - Yes, Monica! You don't get it. 240 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,593 It's bad enough she stole the guy... 241 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,345 who may be the person I'm supposed to be with. 242 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,847 But now... 243 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,725 she's actually... 244 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,353 But now she's actually stealing you! 245 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,774 Me? 246 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,901 What are you talking about? 247 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,528 Nobody could steal me from you. 248 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:32,199 Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. 249 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,409 Honey. 250 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,870 I mean, you're my... 251 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,748 And we're... 252 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,128 - Oh, I love you! - I love you too! 253 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,595 You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me. 254 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,306 But, um, I love you guys too! 255 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,439 Ugh, I really needed that. 256 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,318 Look, I know you're in a place right now... 257 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,071 where you really need to hate Julie's guts. 258 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,115 But she didn't do anything wrong. 259 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:18,745 She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. 260 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,415 I think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. 261 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,586 Will you give that a chance? 262 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,713 For me? 263 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,176 I'd do anything for you, you know that. 264 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,720 I'd do anything for you! 265 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,349 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 266 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,077 Morning. 267 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,665 Heh. I said, morning. 268 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,334 I heard you. 269 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,089 All right, everybody. I'm opening the doors. 270 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,549 You boys ready? 271 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,389 Ready. 272 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,016 Yeah, I'm ready. 273 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,065 You idiot! You stupid cowboy! 274 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,442 You've blinded me! I'm suing! 275 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,321 Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do? 276 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,323 I'm sorry. I'm such a doofus! 277 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,867 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 278 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,870 My God, what happened? 279 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,248 Eh, these new kids, they never last. 280 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,793 Sooner or later they all... 281 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,212 stop lasting. 282 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,967 Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? 283 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,718 Sure. 284 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,775 - So. - So. 285 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,031 I just thought the two of us should hang out a bit. 286 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,993 I mean, you know, we've never really talked. 287 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,413 I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us. Ha, ha, right? 288 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,581 - I know. - Mm. 289 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,085 I probably shouldn't even tell you this... 290 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,422 but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. 291 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,925 Really? Me? 292 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,969 Oh, my God, are you kidding? 293 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,971 Ross is so crazy about you... 294 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,391 and I really wanted you to like me, and I... 295 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,394 It's probably me just being totally paranoid... 296 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:33,106 but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't. 297 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,573 Well... 298 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,284 you're not totally paranoid. 299 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,204 - Oy. - Um. 300 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,417 Okay. Um... 301 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,212 - God. Um... - Heh. 302 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,383 When you and, uh, Ross first started going out... 303 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,012 it was really hard for me, um... 304 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:10,226 for many reasons of which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but, um... 305 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:18,443 I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. 306 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:23,656 And, um, Monica's always saying how nice you are... 307 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,159 and God, I hate it when she's right. 308 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,080 - Thanks. - Yeah. 309 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,958 Listen. Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? 310 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,087 - Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it. - Yeah? 311 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,756 - I'd love it too. Okay. - Okay. 312 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,508 - Oh, shoot, I gotta go. - Okay. 313 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,802 - So I'll talk to you later. - All right, Julie. 314 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,637 - Bye. - Bye. 315 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,772 What a manipulative bitch. 316 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,596 It's not bad.