1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,712 - Hey. Hey. 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:05,963 So how was Joan? 3 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,131 Broke up with her. 4 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:08,674 Oh, why? 5 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,677 Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? 6 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,597 They were huge. 7 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,850 When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. 8 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,645 Come on, they were not that huge. 9 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:24,148 I'm telling you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. 10 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,860 How many women will you reject... 11 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,363 over the most superficial, insignificant things? 12 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:33,282 Hold it. Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. 13 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,118 When I first moved to the city, I went out with this girl. 14 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,746 Really hot. Great kisser... 15 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:42,124 but she had the biggest Adam's apple. 16 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,377 Drove me nuts. 17 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,589 - You or me? - I got it. 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,384 Joey, women don't have Adam's apples. 19 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:01,310 Heh, heh. You guys are messing with me, right? 20 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,064 Yeah. We are. 21 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,861 That's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa! 22 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:03,039 So you name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason. 23 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,207 Maureen Rasillo. 24 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,127 Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason. 25 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,176 Hello, Mr. Heckles. 26 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,386 You're doing it again. 27 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,096 We're not doing anything. 28 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,224 You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds. 29 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,646 You don't have birds. 30 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,106 I could have birds. 31 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,984 Okay, we'll try to keep it down. 32 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,527 Thank you. 33 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,238 I'm going to rejoin my dinner party. 34 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,950 All right, bye-bye. 35 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,494 Okay, Janice. 36 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,622 You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. 37 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,998 We'll give you Janice. 38 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,125 I miss Janice, though. 39 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,461 Hello, Chandler Bing! 40 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,384 Oh, my God! 41 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,219 Oh, Chandler! 42 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,513 Now! Now! 43 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:03,975 That's it. 44 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,519 There! Faster! 45 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:18,155 Ugh. Stop with the broom! We're not making noise! 46 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,375 We won. 47 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,669 - We won! Whoo! - Whoo! 48 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,881 Mr. Heckles. 49 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,596 - How did this happen? - He was sweeping. 50 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,057 They found a broom in his hand. 51 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,185 Oh. Oh, dear God. 52 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,854 - That's terrible. - I know. 53 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,273 I was sweeping yesterday. 54 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,026 - It could've been me. Yeah. 55 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,987 Sure. - Sweeping. You never know. 56 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,363 Never know. 57 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:07,788 Okay, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. 58 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,333 Go into the light, Mr. Heckles! 59 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,130 Okay, Phoebe. 60 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,091 I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. 61 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,386 Yeah. - Here we go. 62 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,097 That's fine, go ahead and scoff. 63 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,808 There are a lot of things I don't believe in... 64 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,144 but that doesn't mean they're not true. 65 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,562 Such as? 66 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:36,442 Like crop circles or the Bermuda Triangle or evolution. 67 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,402 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 68 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,615 What, you don't believe in evolution? 69 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,075 No. Not really. 70 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,245 You don't believe in evolution? 71 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,873 I don't know. It's just, you know... 72 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:55,878 Monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy. 73 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,093 "Too easy"? Too... 74 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,721 The process of every living thing on this planet evolving... 75 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:10,226 over millions of years from single-celled organisms is "too easy"? 76 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,062 Yeah, I just don't buy it. 77 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:18,192 Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. 78 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:22,238 Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe... 79 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,031 like gravity. 80 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,534 Okay, don't get me started on gravity. 81 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,541 You, uh... You don't believe in gravity? 82 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:38,963 Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it. 83 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,090 Lately I get the feeling that... 84 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:44,510 I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. 85 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:45,845 Pushed. 86 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,516 Uh-oh. It's Isaac Newton and he's pissed. 87 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,897 There she is. And over there, that's the other one. 88 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,400 This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Heckles' attorney. 89 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,651 He'd like to talk to you. 90 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,278 What can we do for you? 91 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,572 All right, kids, here's the deal. 92 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,866 According my client's will... 93 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:11,579 he wants to leave all his earthly possessions... 94 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,624 to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine." 95 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,294 What about his family? 96 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,963 - He didn't have any. Whoa. 97 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,175 Okay, so let's talk money. 98 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,344 All right, there was none. 99 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,221 Now, let's talk signing. 100 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,641 You be noisy girl number one. You be noisy girl number two. 101 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,354 I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. 102 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:41,108 Isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life... 103 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,319 without even knowing it? 104 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,029 Would you look at this dump? 105 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,573 He hated us! This was his final revenge! 106 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,075 Ever seen so much crap! 107 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,913 Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap. 108 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,498 Check this out. 109 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,044 Can I have this? 110 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,215 How can you not believe in evolution? 111 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,177 I don't know, just don't. Look at this funky shirt! 112 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,847 Pheebs, I've studied evolution my entire adult life. 113 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,434 And I can tell you, we've collected fossils from all over the world... 114 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,146 that actually show the evolution of different species. 115 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,149 I mean, you can literally see them... 116 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,903 evolving through time. 117 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,073 Really? You can actually see it? 118 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:33,911 You bet! In the U.S., China, Africa, all over! 119 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,538 See, I didn't know that. 120 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,250 Well, there you go. 121 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,876 Huh. 122 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:45,965 So now the real question is, who put those fossils there and why? 123 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:53,430 Hey. Look at this. My Big Book of Grievances. 124 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,601 Hey, there's me. 125 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,146 "April 17th, excessive noise... 126 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,817 ltalian guy comes home with a date." Yeah. 127 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,402 Chandler, you're in here too. 128 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,321 "April 18th, excessive noise... 129 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:13,242 ltalian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." 130 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,001 Well, that's excellent. 131 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,670 Monica, look at this lamp. 132 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,256 Is this tacky or what? We have to have this. 133 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,676 I think we have enough regular lamps. 134 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,053 What? Come on, it's not like... 135 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,973 I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything. 136 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,101 Which, by the way, I also think is really cool. 137 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,354 Look, it doesn't go with any of my stuff. 138 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,274 Well, what about my stuff? 139 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,568 You don't have any stuff. 140 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,655 You still think of it as your apartment, don't you? 141 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,407 Mmm... No. 142 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:54,742 Yes, you do. 143 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:58,287 You think of it as your apartment and I just rent a room. 144 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,831 Mmm... 145 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:05,252 Okay, while you "mmm" on that, I'll go find a place for my new lamp. 146 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:12,176 Okay, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? 147 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,388 Opposable thumbs! 148 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,895 Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs? 149 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:27,733 Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts. 150 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,152 Tell me you're joking. 151 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,615 Look, can't we just say that you believe in something and I don't? 152 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,576 - No. No, Pheebs, we can't. - Why not? 153 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,205 What is this obsessive need you have to make everybody agree with you? 154 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,500 No, what's that all about? You know what I think? 155 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:50,005 I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope. 156 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,428 Is there blood coming out of my ears? 157 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,683 Check it out. Heckles' high-school yearbook. 158 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,520 Wow. He looks so normal. 159 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,772 He's even kind of cute. 160 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,274 "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. 161 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,527 You're the funniest kid in school." 162 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,071 - Funniest? Heckles? - That's what it says. 163 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,575 Wow. Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. 164 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,746 He was right. Would you listen to that? 165 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,249 I'd call that excessive. 166 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,042 - Whoa. - What? 167 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,212 Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. 168 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,007 And he was in the scale modeler's club and I was... 169 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,344 Well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool. 170 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,055 So? You were both dorks. 171 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,515 Big deal. 172 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,101 I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me... 173 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,271 Heckles and me. Me... 174 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,814 Me and Heckles. 175 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,525 Hey, would you knock it off! 176 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,905 Ah! 177 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,211 Have you been here all night? 178 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,255 Look at this. 179 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,799 Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. 180 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,720 Look what he wrote on them. "Vivian, too tall." 181 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,597 "Madge, big gums." 182 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,849 "Too loud." 183 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,185 "Too smart." "Makes noise when she eats." 184 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,061 This is me. 185 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,147 This is what I do. 186 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,276 I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did. 187 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,153 Chandler, Heckles was a nut case. 188 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,322 Our trains are on the same track. 189 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:42,075 I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. 190 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,911 Bitter Town... 191 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,872 Alone-ville, Hermit Junction! 192 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,834 You know what we gotta do? Get you out of here. 193 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,753 Come on, I'll buy you breakfast. 194 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,839 What if I never find somebody? Or worse, what if I found her... 195 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,968 but I dumped her because she pronounces it "supposably"? 196 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,639 Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody. 197 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,849 How do you know that? How? 198 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,727 I don't know. I'm just trying to help you out. 199 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,688 You guys will all get married... 200 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,315 and I'll end up alone. 201 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,817 Will you promise me something? 202 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,363 When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays? 203 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,490 I don't know what we'll be doing. 204 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,704 I mean, what if we're over at her folks' place? 205 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,084 Yeah, I understand. 206 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,714 You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. 207 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,841 Every year, all right? 208 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,388 You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. 209 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,473 I'll see you, man. 210 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,020 Jeez. 211 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,526 "Supposably." 212 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,697 Supposably. 213 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,577 Did they go to the zoo? 214 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,996 Supposably. 215 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,885 Hi. It's me. 216 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,390 Oh, my God! 217 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,935 Janice? You called Janice? 218 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,771 Yes. Janice. 219 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,940 Why is that difficult to comprehend? 220 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,401 You remember Janice, right? 221 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:45,115 Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared about me. 222 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,035 Janice is my last chance to have somebody. 223 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,038 Hello. 224 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,169 Oh, my God! 225 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,964 Jeez, look how fat she got. 226 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,678 - Hey, it's everybody. Hi, Janice. 227 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,096 Janice, you're... 228 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,349 Yes, I am. 229 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,976 - Is it...? - Is it yours? Ha! 230 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,228 You wish, Chandler Bing. 231 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,900 You are looking at a married lady now. 232 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,276 Oh. 233 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,903 Yeah. 234 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,365 Congratulations. 235 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,909 Aw, sweetie, I'm sorry. 236 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,036 You couldn't tell me on the phone? 237 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,247 And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no. 238 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,209 Janice likes to have her fun. 239 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,640 You know what we haven't played in a while? 240 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,309 - What? - Hide the lamp. 241 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,021 Monica, let it go. 242 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,191 Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish? 243 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,528 Then you'll just have to eat the other lamps. 244 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,283 Uh-oh. It's scary scientist man. 245 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,663 Okay, Phoebe, this is it. 246 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,625 In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. 247 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,586 A briefcase of facts, if you will. 248 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:28,802 Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. 249 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,264 Okay, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution. 250 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,558 It's just one of the possibilities. 251 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,768 It's the only possibility. 252 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:41,898 Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? Okay? 253 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,361 Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? 254 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,867 And up till 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing... 255 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,829 until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. 256 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:02,335 Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant... 257 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,381 that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility... 258 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,633 that you could be wrong about this? 259 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,309 There might be... 260 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,437 a teeny... 261 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,981 tiny... 262 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,276 possibility. 263 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,238 I can't believe you caved. 264 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:32,908 What? 265 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,495 You just abandoned your whole belief system! 266 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,124 Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. 267 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,834 But... 268 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,504 How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? 269 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,465 How are you going to face the other science guys? 270 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,510 How are you going to face yourself? Oh... 271 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,111 That was fun. So who's hungry? 272 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,446 I am. 273 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,615 Me too. Let me just get my coat. 274 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,375 What happened? 275 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,461 Okay. All right, it was an accident, I swear. 276 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,632 I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp and it broke. 277 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,261 Oh, please, Monica! You've always hated my lamp! 278 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:38,723 And now all of a sudden, it's just magically, it's just broken? 279 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,183 Phoebe, tell her? 280 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,728 I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket. 281 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,272 But I want to believe you. 282 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,655 Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. 283 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,323 Neat. 284 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,409 I'm gonna die alone! 285 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,955 Okay, you win. 286 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,125 Chandler, you are not gonna die alone. 287 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,627 Janice was my safety net, okay? 288 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,504 And now I have to get a snake. 289 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,674 Uh-huh. Why is that? 290 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,303 If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing. 291 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,138 You know, a hook. 292 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,391 Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. 293 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,144 So I figure I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake." 294 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,645 Crazy Snake Man. 295 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,898 Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. 296 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,275 Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! 297 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,695 "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout! 298 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,743 You've got to get over this. Okay? 299 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,578 You won't end up alone. 300 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,371 Of course I am. 301 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,334 I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me... 302 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:51,212 and then I bitch that there aren't any great women out there. 303 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,216 Chandler, you have just described... 304 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:59,054 virtually every man that we've ever gone out with. 305 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,722 Yeah. 306 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,183 You are not a freak. You're a guy. 307 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,019 She's right. 308 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,938 You're no different than the rest. 309 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,398 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yes, he is. 310 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,400 You are totally different. 311 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,652 In a bad way? 312 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,654 No, honey, in a wonderful way. 313 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,614 You know what you want now. 314 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,407 Most guys don't even have a clue. 315 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,453 You're ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone. 316 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,246 You're not gonna end up alone. 317 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:31,628 You called Janice. That's how much you wanted to be with someone! 318 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,256 - You've made it. - You're there. 319 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,926 You are ready to make a commitment! 320 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,428 Whoa! Don't know about that. 321 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:48,853 Wow. What you got there? 322 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,273 Something else that's not yours that you can break? 323 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,776 No. 324 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,154 I know you like this and I want you to have it. 325 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,365 It'll look good in our apartment. 326 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,368 Thank you. 327 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,126 That's fine. 328 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,378 - Hey. Hey. 329 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,382 You'll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. 330 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,759 This woman Allison from work. She is great. 331 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,179 She's pretty, she's smart. And I've been... 332 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,725 holding off asking her out in the past, because she has a... 333 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,310 unusually large head. 334 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,189 But I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore. 335 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,441 All right. 336 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,026 Look at me. I'm growing. 337 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,488 Hey, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you? 338 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,490 I'll take that. 339 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,867 You want his yearbook? 340 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:48,455 Yeah. Yeah. Some people said nice things about him. Somebody should have it. 341 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,124 Gosh, this is so weird. 342 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,669 His whole life was in this apartment and now it's gone. 343 00:20:55,963 --> 00:21:00,300 I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments for Mr. Heckles. 344 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:05,263 I mean, he was kind of a pain. He was, but he was a person. 345 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,892 What? 346 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,730 You're all going to hell. 347 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,149 It's really not that big. 348 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,571 - Taking that with you, huh? - Oh, yeah. 349 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,370 Hey, you coming? 350 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,081 Yeah, in a second. 351 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,307 Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. 352 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,729 We'll try to keep it down. 353 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,283 My major was useless. 354 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:11,621 How often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher Wanted"? 355 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,289 Heh, heh. Sure. 356 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,792 My God, that's a big head! 357 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:21,506 It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. 358 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,968 My head must look like a golf ball at work. 359 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,806 Don't get hung up on it. Quick, quick. List five things you like about her. 360 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,016 Nice smile, good dresser. 361 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,769 Big head, big head, big head!