1 00:00:00,751 --> 00:00:02,835 Mom, would you relax? 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:06,964 That was 10 blocks from here, and the woman was walking alone at night. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,800 I would never do that. 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,636 Mom, come on, stop worrying. 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,181 This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing... 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:18,392 Aah! Oh, my God! What are you doing in here? 7 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,394 Mom, I gotta go. I gotta go. 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,732 Oh, my God. 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,734 Okay. 10 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,986 That's fine, you just read the paper. 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,614 I'm gonna get a pot. 12 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,908 It's not for you. 13 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,624 Okay, that's fine. 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,586 Read the Family Circus... 15 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,131 enjoy the gentle comedy... 16 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,805 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,186 Ugh. Oh, God. Oh, God. 18 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,483 It's open, you guys. 19 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,987 - Hi. - Hi. Can I help you? 20 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,406 I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here? 21 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,950 Uh, no, she doesn't. But I can get a message to her. 22 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,995 Great. Uh, just tell her her husband stopped by. 23 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,746 Her what? Aah! 24 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,625 Hey, how did you do that? 25 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,762 This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married? 26 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,847 I'm not "married" married, you know? 27 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,724 He was just a friend, and he's gay... 28 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,602 and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card. 29 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,854 I can't believe you married Duncan. 30 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,481 I mean, how could you not tell me? 31 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,775 We lived together, we told each other everything. 32 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,612 I'm sorry, Monica, but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgmental... 33 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:35,821 and would not approve. 34 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,990 Of course I wouldn't approve. 35 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,327 You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. 36 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,329 I mean, what the hell were you thinking? 37 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,498 See? And you thought she'd be judgmental. 38 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:50,878 Okay, I wasn't in love with him. I was just helping out a friend. 39 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:54,465 Please. When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month. 40 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,634 And I saw you eat a cheeseburger. 41 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,389 Well, didn't you? 42 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,016 I might have. 43 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,228 I can't believe you didn't tell me. 44 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,896 Come on. Like you tell me everything? 45 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,856 What have I not told you? 46 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,984 Ooh, I don't know. Um... 47 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:17,154 how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours... 48 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,907 from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby on the terrace. 49 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,411 What? - Wait a minute. Who told you? 50 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,709 You are dead meat. 51 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,586 I didn't know it was a big secret. 52 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,922 Oh, it's not big. Not at all. 53 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:38,592 You know, kind of on the same lines as, say, I don't know, having a third nipple. 54 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,639 You have a third nipple? 55 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,560 You bitch. 56 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,398 - Whip it out. Whip it out. Yeah, yeah. 57 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:56,861 No, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless. 58 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,321 Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples? 59 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,952 I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin. 60 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,831 Joey, what did you think a nubbin was? 61 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,669 I don't know. You see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. 62 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,590 - Let me see it again. Yeah, show us your nubbin. 63 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,966 Joey was in a porno movie. 64 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,765 If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me. 65 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,018 Oh, my God. You were in a porno? 66 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,480 All right, all right. I was young and I just wanted a job, okay? 67 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,774 But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it. 68 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,110 So they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't... 69 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,988 because there's people having sex on it. 70 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,490 Wow. 71 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,866 That is wild. 72 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,369 - So, what's it shaped like? - Is there a hair on it? 73 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,538 What happens if you flick it? 74 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,591 So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special? 75 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:04,178 Why, yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance... 76 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,639 to the magical land of Narnia. 77 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:12,311 You know, in some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. 78 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,314 You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. 79 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:19,985 Huh. Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area? 80 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:25,199 You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know? 81 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:30,621 Ooh, Julie's so smart. Julie's so special. 82 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,625 Look, honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. 83 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,254 But he's with her now. You're just gonna have to get over it. 84 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,257 Oh, I'm going to have to get over it. 85 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:45,052 God, see, I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. 86 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,807 Whoa. 87 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,184 Sassy lady. Where are you going? 88 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,771 Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. 89 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,940 He's in the Capades. 90 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,194 - The Ice Capades? - No, no, the Gravel Capades. 91 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,907 Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny. 92 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,286 I can't believe you're dressing up for him. 93 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,913 You're setting yourself up all over again. 94 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,290 Okay, no. 95 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:20,379 For your information, I'm going to see him so I can put all those feelings behind me. 96 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:24,466 And the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice... 97 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,136 to look nice for your gay husband. 98 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,265 Darn it, we're all out of milk. 99 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,601 Hey, Chandler, will you fill me up here? 100 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,527 Oh, I see, I see. Because of the third-nipple thing. 101 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,038 - Okay, sweetie, I'll see you later. - Bye. 102 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,417 - See you later, Rach. - Bye-bye, Julie. 103 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,301 - Hey. - Hey. 104 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,930 Hey, come on, cut it out. 105 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,849 Hey. What? 106 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,478 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 107 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,522 Eh. What? 108 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,485 - Come on, talk to me. - Okay. 109 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:29,698 What's the longest you've been in a relationship before... 110 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,994 having the sex? 111 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,790 Why? Who's not...? Are you and Julie not...? 112 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,000 Are you and Julie not having sex? 113 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,253 Well... 114 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,088 Technically? 115 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,341 - No. - Wow. 116 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,927 Is it because she's so cold in bed? 117 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,183 Or is it because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? 118 00:07:56,351 --> 00:08:01,146 No. No. She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. 119 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:05,818 I mean, we do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like... 120 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,654 No, no, no. Don't need to know the details. 121 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,991 No, it's just... 122 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,951 It's me. 123 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,246 You know, I've only been with one woman my whole life... 124 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,665 and she turned out to be a lesbian. 125 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,874 Uh-huh. 126 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,545 So now I've got myself all psyched out. 127 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,256 It's become, like, this... 128 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,467 this thing, and I... 129 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,847 You must just think I'm weird. 130 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,891 No. No, no, no. I don't think it's weird. 131 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,644 I think... I think, um, in fact... 132 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,314 - In fact, you know what I think? - What? 133 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,774 I think it's sexy. 134 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,277 Sexy? 135 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,654 Let me tell you something. As a woman... 136 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,949 there is nothing sexier... 137 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,869 than a man who does not want to have sex. 138 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,498 - No kidding. - Oh, yeah. In fact, you know what I'd do? 139 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,125 I'd wait. 140 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,921 - You'd wait? - Yes, absolutely. I would wait... 141 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,215 and wait... 142 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,926 Then I'd wait some more. 143 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,430 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 144 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,600 I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if she begs... 145 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:24,605 she pleads, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man. 146 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,482 That just means it's working. 147 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,112 Women really want this? 148 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,114 More than jewelry. 149 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,715 Hi. 150 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,009 - Phoebe. - Ta-da. 151 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,553 Hi. 152 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,098 Ah, look at you. You look great. 153 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,600 Do I? Thank you. 154 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,645 - So do you. Sparkly. - Thanks. 155 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:07,940 So... 156 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:13,362 Wow. This is pretty wonderful, huh, Mr. Major Capades Guy. 157 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:19,284 I remember when you were just like King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice. 158 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,579 You always said I'd make it. 159 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,166 Yeah, well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Woo. 160 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,002 God, I missed you. 161 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,591 - I'm gonna get changed. - Okay. 162 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,554 Um, now. 163 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,181 What? Pheebs. 164 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,475 Oh. Right. Okay. 165 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,770 - Olé. - What? 166 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,773 The Matador, so... 167 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,071 Olé. Ha, ha. 168 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,119 - Sweetie, can you hold this for a second? - Sure. 169 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,745 Thanks. 170 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,838 - Uh, Julie? - Yeah. 171 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,966 Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. 172 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,927 But, uh, it's gone now. You're all right. 173 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,762 - Hi, everyone. Hi. 174 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,015 Oh, listen, listen... 175 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,060 I wanted to thank you for, uh, our little talk before. 176 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,731 Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the waiting thing? 177 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:34,401 Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey. 178 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,074 Good. Ahem. What did he say? 179 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,994 Basically, he told me to get over myself and just do it. 180 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,706 So I thought about what you said and about what he said. 181 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,417 And, well, his way, I get to have sex tonight, so... 182 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,468 What is this in my pocket? 183 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,346 Why, it's Joey's porno movie. 184 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,099 Pop it in. 185 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,394 I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're okay watching a video... 186 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,855 filled with two-nippled people. 187 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,070 Great. People having sex. That's just what I need to see. 188 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,531 What's wrong with people having sex? 189 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,533 Well... 190 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:27,913 Well, um, you know, these movies are offensive... 191 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:32,584 and, uh, degrading to women and females... 192 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,880 And, uh, the lighting's always unflattering. 193 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,300 And... 194 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,804 - Monica, help me out here. - Hell, I wanna see Joey. 195 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,397 So is there, like, a story, or do they just start doing it right... 196 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,858 Oh. Never mind. 197 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,779 Okay, now, wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen. 198 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,866 All I say is, she better get the job. 199 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,286 Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. 200 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,748 Shh. Hey, here I come. Here I come. 201 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,750 See, I'm coming to fix the copier. 202 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,754 I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" 203 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,883 So I just watch them have sex. 204 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,847 And then I say... Here's my line. 205 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,641 You know, that's bad for the paper tray. 206 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,645 - Nice work, my friend. - Thank you. 207 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,733 Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. 208 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,779 There I am. There I am. There I am. 209 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,040 So, um... So, what's up? You came to see me yesterday. 210 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,083 Oh, yeah, um... 211 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,628 All right. 212 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,173 I kind of need a divorce. 213 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,468 Okay. 214 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,969 How come? 215 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,973 Um, actually, I'm getting married again. 216 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,391 What? 217 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,602 Oh, God, I don't know how to tell you this. 218 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,147 I'm straight. 219 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,442 Yeah, I know. 220 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,946 I don't understand. I don't understand. How can you be straight? 221 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,616 I mean, you're so smart and funny... 222 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,702 and you throw such great Academy Award parties. 223 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,288 I know. That's what I kept telling myself. 224 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,333 But you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. 225 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,545 So how long have you known? 226 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,676 I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. 227 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,720 I thought I was supposed to be something else. 228 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:53,684 You know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. 229 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,648 And, um... And there's actually a woman? 230 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,276 - Her name's Debra. - Oh. 231 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,240 Well, is she the first that you've been with? 232 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,660 Well, I've never told you this... 233 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:17,374 but there were one or two times back in college... 234 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,710 when I'd get really drunk and go to a straight bar... 235 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,170 and wake up with a woman next to me. 236 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:27,551 But I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college. 237 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,137 Sure. 238 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,557 But now I know I don't have a choice about this. I was born this way. 239 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,020 I don't know what to say. 240 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,190 I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years... 241 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,859 and you think you know him. 242 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,070 And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay." 243 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,661 I'm... I'm still me. 244 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,208 Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago? 245 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,422 You know, it still smells like monkey in there. 246 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,010 Well, that saves us the conversation. 247 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,598 Well, this has been great, but I'm officially wiped. 248 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,058 - Me too. We should get going. No. 249 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,895 No. I mean... No. Come on, you guys. 250 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,565 Come on, look, it's only 11:30. 251 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,944 Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. 252 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,655 Rachel, that's all we do. 253 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,035 Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie? 254 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,954 What about Julie? 255 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,167 Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now... 256 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,669 and we don't really know you. 257 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,463 I mean, who is Julie? 258 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,091 I mean, what do you like? What don't you like? 259 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,511 We want to know everything. 260 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,763 Well, heh, that could take a while. 261 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,515 So? 262 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,894 I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie? 263 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,147 - I got the time to get to know Julie. - I got time, yeah. 264 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,485 Uh, Rach, ahem, I know her pretty well. Can I go? 265 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,656 That's fine. 266 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,535 Okay, Julie, so let's start with your childhood. What was that like? 267 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,956 - Well, in a nutshell... - Ah-ah-ah. 268 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,127 So, um, have you told your parents? 269 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,631 No, but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool. 270 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,175 My brother's straight, so... 271 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,095 Here you go. 272 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,848 You know what? I just have one more question. Um... 273 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:43,228 If you had figured this out sooner, and, um, I had been around... 274 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,231 do you think I would have been the one who? 275 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,276 No, no. That's all right. Don't tell me. 276 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,488 I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here. 277 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,658 I love you, Phoebe. 278 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,301 So your brother's straight, huh? 279 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,053 Seriously. 280 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,894 - And my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas... 281 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,771 and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb. 282 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,107 Ahem. Mrs. Gobb? 283 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,192 No, Cobb. Like cobb salad. 284 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,570 Hmm, okay. 285 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,240 Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad? 286 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,909 I'm going home. 287 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,416 Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh? 288 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,753 Good night. 289 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,963 Whew. 290 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:56,468 So it's pretty late. You're probably, uh, not still planning on... 291 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,137 - Oh. No, no, I am. - Oh. 292 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,390 Well, hey, are you nervous? 293 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,684 No, no. I, uh... 294 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,728 I have done it before. 295 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,482 Well, okay, I mean, how are you gonna handle it? 296 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:14,819 Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce? 297 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,323 I, uh... I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna... 298 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,242 see what happens. 299 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,371 Okay. Good luck. 300 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,289 What...? Uh... 301 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,710 - What? - Nothing. I mean, um... 302 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:36,383 It is your first time with her, and, you know, if the first time doesn't go well... 303 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:40,011 well then, that's pretty darn hard to recover from. 304 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,182 Okay, now I'm nervous. 305 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,353 Maybe you should put it off. 306 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,272 No, I don't want to put it off. 307 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:58,989 God, I'm just... I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable. 308 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,117 And now I'm actually happy. 309 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,037 You know, I mean, really happy. 310 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,415 I just don't wanna... 311 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,710 I don't wanna mess it up, you know? 312 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,046 I know. 313 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,257 Yeah. 314 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,634 I'm sorry. 315 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,928 No, it's not your fault. 316 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,388 Right. 317 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,184 Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. 318 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,898 Maybe you were on the right track with that whole, you know, spontaneous thing. 319 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,152 - I mean, women really like that. - Really? 320 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,821 Yeah. I mean, you know, if... 321 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,324 I mean if it were me, I'd, you know, want you to... 322 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,493 - What? - I don't know, catch me off guard. 323 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,787 You know, with, like, a really... 324 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,831 good kiss. 325 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,333 You know, really... 326 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,546 sort of, um, soft at first. 327 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:02,594 And then maybe, um, brush the hair away from my face. 328 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:07,182 And then look far into my eyes... 329 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,101 in a way that lets me know something... 330 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,605 amazing is about to happen. 331 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,690 Uh-huh. 332 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,155 And then, I don't know, then... 333 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,283 you'd pull me really close to you so that... 334 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,079 So that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. 335 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:33,666 And, um, it would get kind of... 336 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,003 sweaty... 337 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,715 and, uh... And blurry. 338 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,970 And then it's just happening. 339 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,723 Oh. 340 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,271 Thanks, Rach. Good night. 341 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,985 Oh, God. 342 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,962 Good morning. 343 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:23,133 Well, somebody got some last night. 344 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,389 Twice.