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Man, I sure miss Julie.

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Spanish midgets.

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Spanish midgets wrestling.

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Julie. Okay, yes,
I see how you got there.

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You ever figure out
what that thing's for?

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No, see, I'm trying this
new screening thing.

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You know, I figure if I'm
always answering the phone,

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people will think
I don't have a life.

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My God, Rodrigo
never gets pinned.

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Hello.
I'm looking for Bob.

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This is Jade.

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I don't know if you're still at this
number, but I was just thinking about us,

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and how great it was, and, well,
I know it's been three years,

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but, I was kind of hoping
we could hook up again, you know?

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I barely had the
nerve to make this call,

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- so you know what I did?
- What?

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I got a little drunk...

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and naked.

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Bob here.

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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com

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So, uh... what have
you been up to?

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Oh, you know, the usual.

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Teaching aerobics,

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partying way too much. Heh.

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Oh, and in
case you were wondering,

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those are my legs on the
new James Bond poster.

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Can you hold on a moment?
I have another call.

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- I love her.
- I know.

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- I'm back.
So, are

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we going to get
together or what?

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Um, absolutely.

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Uh, how about
tomorrow afternoon?

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Do you know, uh, Central Perk
in the village? Say, five-ish?

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Great, I'll see you then.
- Okay.

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Okay.

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Having a phone has
finally paid off.

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Okay, even though you do
do a good Bob impression,

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I'm thinkin' when
she sees you tomorrow,

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she's probably going to realize,
"Hey, you're not Bob."

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I am hoping that when
Bob doesn't show up,

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she will seek comfort in the open arms
of the wry stranger at the next table.

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Oh, my God.
You are pure evil.

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Okay, pure evil.

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Horny and alone.

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I've done this.

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Yeah, yeah,
everybody's here.

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Hey, everybody. Say hi to
Julie in New Mexico.

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Hi, Julie.

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Hi, Julie.

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What?

51
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Okay, while Ross
is on the phone,

52
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everybody owes me
62 bucks for his birthday.

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Um... is there any chance
that you're rounding up from...

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you know, like from, like, 20?

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Hey, come on, we got the gift,
the concert, and the cake.

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Do we need a cake?

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Look, guys, I know
it's a little steep.

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Yeah, whoosh!

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But it's Ross.

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- Yeah, it's Ross.
- Yeah, you're right.

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All right? Okay. I'll see you
guys later. I got to go...

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do a thing.

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Okay, sweetheart,
I'll call you later tonight.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, you're not
really going through with this, are you?

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You know,
I think I might just.

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So, uh, what are you guys
doing for dinner tonight?

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Well, I guess I got to start
savin' up for Ross' birthday,

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so I guess I'll just stay home
and eat dust bunnies.

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Can you believe how much
this is going to cost?

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Do you guys ever get
the feeling that, um...

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Chandler and those guys

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just don't get that we don't make
as much money as they do?

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- Yes, yeah. - Yes.
- Really?

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Yeah, it's like they're always saying,
"Let's go here, let's go there."

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- Like we can afford to go here and there.
- Yeah.

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Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to
go to, you know, someplace nice, you know?

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God, and it's not like we
can say anything about it,

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'cause, like, this
is a birthday thing.

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You know, and it's for Ross.

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- For Ross.
- For Ross.

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- Ross' birthday.
- Ross.

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Oh, my God.

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- Hey. - Hi.
- What?

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Okay, I'm at work.

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It's just an ordinary day... you know,
chop, chop, chop, sauté, sauté, sauté.

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All of a sudden, Leon, the manager,
calls me into his office.

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It turns out they fired the head lunch
chef, and guess who got the job?

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If it's not you,
this is a horrible story.

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- Fortunately, it is me.
- Oh.

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And, they made me head of
purchasing, thank you very much.

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Oh, that's so cool.

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Anyway, I just ran into
Chandler and Ross downstairs,

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and they think we should
go out and celebrate.

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You know, some place nice.

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Oh.

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- Yeah, some place nice.
- Yeah.

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How much you think
I can get for my kidney?

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I'm telling you.
You can't do this.

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Oh, come on, I can never get a girl
like that with conventional methods.

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That doesn't matter.

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She wanted to call Bob.

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Hey, for all we know,
Bob is who she was meant to be with.

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You may be destroying two
people's chance for happiness.

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We don't know Bob.

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Okay? We know me. We like me.
Please let me be happy.

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Go over there and tell
that woman the truth.

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All right.

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Go.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Listen, I have to, um, ahem...

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I have to... I have to
confess something.

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Yes?

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Whoever stood you
up is a jerk.

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- How did you...?
- I don't know.

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I just had this weird sense. You know?
But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive.

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Tissue?

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Thanks.

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No, no, you keep the pack.

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I'm all cried out today.

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- Okay, okay.
- Oh.

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Here is to my sister, the newly
appointed head lunch chef.

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Who is also in
charge of purchasing.

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Newly appointed head lunch chef,
who is also in charge of purchasing.

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Who has her own little desk
when Roland's not there.

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Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little
desk when Roland's not there.

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- Here's to my little sister...
- Oh, wait. And I got a beeper!

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- Oh, cool.
- Let's see!

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- That's fine, I'll... I'll just wait.
- Aw, sorry.

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Oh, sorry, sorry.

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Monica.

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Cheers.

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Are we ready to order?

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Oh. You know what,
we haven't even looked yet.

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Well, when you do,
just let me know.

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I'll be right over there
on the edge of my seat.

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Wow. Look at these prices.

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Yeah. These are
pretty "cha-ching."

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I know. What are these...
like famous chickens?

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Hey, sorry I'm late.

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- Congratulations, Mon.
- Thanks.

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I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible
was my afternoon with Jade?

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Well, pretty incredible, according to the
message she left you on my machine.

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Hey, Chandler, why is this woman
leaving a message for you on my machine?

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Oh, see, I had to tell her that
my number was your number,

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because I couldn't tell her that
my number was my number,

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because she thinks that
my number is Bob's number.

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Hey, tell me again. What do
I do when Mr. Roper calls?

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Do I dare ask?

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Yes, I will start with the carpaccio.
And then I'll have the grilled prawns.

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That sounds great, same for me.

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And for the gentleman?

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Yeah, I'll have the
Thai chicken pizza.

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But, hey, look, if I get it without
the nuts and leeks and stuff,

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is it cheaper?

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You'd think, wouldn't you?

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- Miss?
- Okay.

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I will have the, uh...

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Side salad.

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And what
would that be on the side of?

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Uh, I don't know.

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Why don't you just put it right
here next to my water?

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Okay.

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And for you?

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Um, I'm going to have a cup
of the cucumber soup,

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and, um...

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take care.

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- I will have the, uh, Cajun catfish.
- Anything else?

168
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Yes, how about a verse
of "Killing Me Softly"?

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You're going to sneeze
in my fish, aren't you?

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Plus tip,
divided by six...

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okay, everyone
owes 28 bucks.

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Okay.

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What, um, everyone?

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Oh, you're right,
I'm sorry.

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Thank you.

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It's Monica's big night,
she shouldn't pay.

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Aw... thank you.

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So five of us is...

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$33.50 apiece.

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00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:03,595
No. Uh-uh, no way.
I'm sorry, not going to happen.

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00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:06,682
Whoa, whoa,
prom night flashback.

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00:10:08,893 --> 00:10:11,687
I'm sorry, Monica. I'm really
happy you got promoted,

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00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:15,107
but cold cucumber mush
for 30-something bucks?

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00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,317
No!

185
00:10:17,694 --> 00:10:20,237
Rachel just had that,
that, that little salad,

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and Joey with his, like,
teeny pizza! It's just...

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Okay, Pheebs. Shh. Shh.

188
00:10:26,494 --> 00:10:29,204
How about we'll each just
pay for what we had, okay?

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- It's no big deal.
- Not for you.

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00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:37,880
All right, what's goin' on?

191
00:10:38,382 --> 00:10:41,316
Okay, uh, look, you guys, I really
don't want to get into this right now.

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I think it'll just make
everybody uncomfortable.

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00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,719
- Oh, fine. All right, fine.
- Yeah.

194
00:10:44,804 --> 00:10:46,930
- What? Whoa, whoa.
- You can tell us.

195
00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,975
Yeah, hello? It's us.
All right? We'll be fine.

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Yeah!

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00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,981
Ahem. Okay, uh...

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00:10:57,275 --> 00:11:01,028
uh, we three feel
like that, uh, ahem...

199
00:11:01,196 --> 00:11:05,908
sometimes you guys don't
get that, uh, ahem...

200
00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,666
We don't have as
much money as you.

201
00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,881
- Okay.
- I hear you.

202
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,634
We can talk about that.

203
00:11:24,677 --> 00:11:25,928
Well, then...

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00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,847
let's.

205
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:35,896
Well, um, I... I guess I just never
think of money as an issue.

206
00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:38,273
- That's 'cause you have it.
- That's a good point.

207
00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:44,363
So, um, how come you guys
haven't talked about this before?

208
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:47,741
'Cause it's always somethin', you
know? Like with Monica's new job,

209
00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:50,786
or the whole Ross'
birthday hoopla.

210
00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:52,913
Wh-what...?
Whoa! Hey!

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00:11:53,081 --> 00:11:57,626
I don't want my birthday to be
the source of any kind of negative...

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00:11:57,836 --> 00:11:59,711
there's going to
be a hoopla?

213
00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,764
Basically there's the
thing, and then there's

214
00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:06,826
the stuff after the
thing and it's...

215
00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:10,514
If it makes anybody feel better,
then we can just forget the thing,

216
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:12,766
and we'll just do the gift.

217
00:12:12,976 --> 00:12:15,602
G-Gift? The thing's not the gift?

218
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:19,606
No, the thing was, we were going to
go see Hootie and the Blowfish.

219
00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:23,569
Hootie and the... oh, my!
I, I can catch them on the radio.

220
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:27,739
Oh, no, now I feel bad. You
want to go to the concert.

221
00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:30,367
No! Look, hey,
it's my birthday,

222
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:33,745
and the important thing
is that we all be together.

223
00:12:33,955 --> 00:12:35,122
- All of us.
- Together.

224
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,915
Not at the concert.

225
00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:40,919
- Okay. Thank you.
- Thanks.

226
00:12:41,087 --> 00:12:42,337
Yeah.

227
00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:51,638
So, the Ebola virus...
that's got to suck, huh?

228
00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:58,270
Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?

229
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,023
I don't know, Chandler.
Let's take a look.

230
00:13:01,232 --> 00:13:03,150
Oh, it's like a skit.

231
00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:07,571
Why, it's dinner for six...
five steaks,

232
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,115
- and an eggplant for Phoebe.
- Whoo.

233
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:12,139
Cool.

234
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:13,942
Yeah, we switched meat
suppliers at work,

235
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,321
and the new guys gave me the
steaks as sort of a thank you.

236
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:20,542
But wait, there's more. Hey,
Chandler, what is in that envelope?

237
00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:24,630
By the way, this didn't seem
so dorky out in the hall.

238
00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,048
Come on.

239
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:29,718
Why, it's six tickets to
Hootie and the Blowfish.

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00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,348
The Blowfish.

241
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:39,978
It's on us, all right? So, don't
worry... this is... our treat.

242
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,731
So... thank you.

243
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,569
Could you be
less enthused?

244
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:50,197
Look, it's a nice gesture. It is.

245
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:52,199
But it just feels like...

246
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:53,700
Like?

247
00:13:54,494 --> 00:13:56,662
- Charity.
- Charity?

248
00:13:56,913 --> 00:13:59,248
We're just tryin' to
do a nice thing here.

249
00:13:59,457 --> 00:14:01,215
Yeah, but, Ross, you
have to understand

250
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,568
that your "nice thing" makes
us feel about this big.

251
00:14:03,795 --> 00:14:06,713
Actually, it makes
us feel that big.

252
00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:12,511
What? I don't... I don't understand. I mean,
you... it's like we can't win with you guys.

253
00:14:12,762 --> 00:14:15,847
Yeah, I mean, if you guys feel
this big, maybe that's not our fault.

254
00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,933
Maybe that's just...
how you feel.

255
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,102
Oh...

256
00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:22,879
now you're telling
us how we feel.

257
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,798
Okay, we never should
have talked about this.

258
00:14:25,884 --> 00:14:27,793
All right, I'm just going
to pass on the concert,

259
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:31,238
'cause I'm just not in a very
"Hootie" place right now.

260
00:14:34,325 --> 00:14:36,076
- Me, neither.
- Me, too.

261
00:14:36,494 --> 00:14:38,537
Guys, we bought the tickets.

262
00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:42,291
Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats,
you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.

263
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:46,086
Why did you look at me
when you said that?

264
00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:52,050
Well, so, I guess
now we can't go.

265
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:56,597
What? Come on, do what you want to do. Do
we always have to do everything together?

266
00:14:57,599 --> 00:14:59,600
You know what? You're right.

267
00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:01,578
- Fine.
- Fine.

268
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,461
Fine!

269
00:15:03,646 --> 00:15:04,945
- Fine!
- Fine.

270
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,130
All right.

271
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,775
We're going to go.

272
00:15:13,865 --> 00:15:16,783
It's not for another six hours.
We're going to go then.

273
00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:26,251
- Chandler.
- Yeah?

274
00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:28,045
Oh, jeez... oh...

275
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,105
- are you ready?
- Yes. Yes!

276
00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:32,716
Just let me grab my jacket
and tell you I had sex today.

277
00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:34,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

278
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:37,763
What? You... you
had sex today?

279
00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:41,308
Wow, it sounds even cooler
when somebody else says it.

280
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:46,980
I was awesome, okay? She was
biting her lip to stop from screaming.

281
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:48,357
W-Wow.

282
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:51,943
Now, I know it's been a while,
but I took that as a good sign.

283
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,784
Still doing the
screening thing?

284
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:00,911
I had sex today.

285
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,247
I never have to answer
that phone again.

286
00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:09,836
Hey, Bob. It's Jade.

287
00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:11,589
Listen, I just wanted
to tell you that I was

288
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:13,498
really hurt when you didn't
show up the other day.

289
00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:17,386
And, just so you know,
I ended up meeting a guy.

290
00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:19,680
Bob here.

291
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,640
Oh, hi.

292
00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:24,101
So, uh, you met someone, huh?

293
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,769
Yes. Yes, I did.

294
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,523
In fact, I had sex with
him two hours ago.

295
00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:34,903
So, uh... how was he?

296
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,613
Eh.

297
00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:44,871
"Eh"?

298
00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:48,667
Oh, Bob, he was nothing
compared to you.

299
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:54,923
I had to bite my lip to keep
from screaming your name.

300
00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:00,137
Well, that makes
me feel so good.

301
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:03,598
It was just so
awkward and bumpy.

302
00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:05,350
Bumpy?

303
00:17:05,518 --> 00:17:07,661
Well, maybe he had
some kind of, uh, new,

304
00:17:07,686 --> 00:17:09,879
cool style, that you're
not familiar with.

305
00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:12,374
And, uh, maybe you
have to get used to it.

306
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:14,609
Well, there really wasn't
much time to get used to it,

307
00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:15,944
if you know what I mean?

308
00:17:26,831 --> 00:17:29,791
You know what? I'm not
going to be able to enjoy this.

309
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,295
Yeah, I know. It's my birthday.
We all should be here.

310
00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:35,505
So, let's go.

311
00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:44,389
Well, maybe, you know, maybe
we should stay for one song.

312
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,476
Yeah, I mean, it would be rude
to them for us to leave now.

313
00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:49,786
You know, the guys are
probably having a great time.

314
00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:56,067
Come on, you guys,
one more time.

315
00:17:56,277 --> 00:17:57,402
Okay.

316
00:17:58,112 --> 00:18:00,322
- One.
- No.

317
00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,454
Thank you very much!
We are Hootie & The Blowfish!

318
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,349
- That was amazing!
- Excellent! That was excellent!

319
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,168
I can't believe the
guys missed this.

320
00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:15,295
What guys? Oh, yeah.

321
00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:19,633
Excuse me. You're Monica
Geller, aren't you?

322
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:22,469
- Do I know you?
- You used to be my baby-sitter.

323
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:25,639
Oh, my God, little
Stevie Fisher?

324
00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:27,349
How have you been?

325
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,267
Good, good. I'm a lawyer now.

326
00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:31,770
You can't be a lawyer.
You're eight.

327
00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:35,106
Well, listen, it was nice to see you.
I got to run backstage.

328
00:18:35,316 --> 00:18:36,441
Uh, wait, backstage?

329
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:38,276
Oh, yeah, my firm
represents the band.

330
00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:39,986
- Ross.
- Chandler.

331
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,571
How are you?

332
00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:44,491
- Look, you guys want to meet the group?
- Yeah, we do.

333
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:45,700
Come on.

334
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:49,204
So, look, are you one of the ones
that fooled around with my dad?

335
00:18:54,794 --> 00:18:56,670
- Hey, you guys.
Happy birthday.

336
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,588
Oh, thank you. Thanks.

337
00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:00,924
So, uh...

338
00:19:01,717 --> 00:19:03,802
how was your night
last night?

339
00:19:04,095 --> 00:19:07,556
Oh, well, it pretty much
sucked. How was yours?

340
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:09,474
Yeah, ours pretty
much sucked too.

341
00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:12,185
Oh, but I did run into little
Stevie Fisher. Remember him?

342
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,479
Oh, yeah.
I used to baby-sit him.

343
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,231
Hey, how's his dad?

344
00:19:18,484 --> 00:19:19,693
Uh, good.

345
00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:23,321
Uh, aside from that, the whole
evening was pretty much a bust.

346
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:26,408
Yeah, we... we really
missed you guys.

347
00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:30,412
Yeah, look, uh... we were just
saying, this whole thing is so stupid.

348
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:33,308
We just have to really,
really, really not let

349
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,733
stuff like this,
about money, get, like...

350
00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:37,168
is that a hickey?

351
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:41,131
Oh, ha, ha, no, I just...

352
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,091
I fell down.

353
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:47,178
On someone's lips?

354
00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:50,140
Where'd you
get the hickey?

355
00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:52,726
- You know, a party or...
- What party?

356
00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:57,522
Well, it wasn't so much a party so
much as a... a gathering of people...

357
00:19:58,983 --> 00:20:01,192
with food, and music,
and... and...

358
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:03,028
and the band.

359
00:20:04,488 --> 00:20:06,615
You partied with
Hootie and the Blowfish?

360
00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:10,744
Yes. Apparently, Stevie
and Hootie are like this.

361
00:20:11,162 --> 00:20:13,288
Who gave you that hickey?

362
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,323
- That would be the work of a Blowfish.
- Oh!

363
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,796
Oh! I can't believe it.
I can't believe this.

364
00:20:22,006 --> 00:20:26,551
We're just, like, sitting at home,
trying to guess Joey's fingers, and...

365
00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:32,006
and you guys are out, like, partying
and having fun and, you know, all,

366
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:34,142
"Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck."

367
00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:40,557
Hey, look, don't blame us. You guys
could have been there, you know.

368
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:43,693
Oh, what? As part of your Poor
Friends Outreach program?

369
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,938
Oh, great. It's work.
Can you hand me that?

370
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:50,617
Look, I don't know what to say. I'm sorry
that we make more money than you.

371
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:53,954
But we're not going to feel guilty
about it. We work really hard for it.

372
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:55,830
And we don't work hard?

373
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,666
Yeah, hi. It's Monica.
I just got a page.

374
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:01,878
I'm just saying that sometimes we like
to do stuff that costs a little more.

375
00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:03,702
Oh, and you feel
like we hold you back?

376
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:04,796
- Yes.
- Oh!

377
00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:06,341
No.

378
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,263
Leon, Leon, wait. Shh, guys.

379
00:21:13,182 --> 00:21:14,307
Wait, I don't understand.

380
00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:16,685
Those steaks were just a gift
from the meat vendor.

381
00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:18,645
That was not a kick-back.

382
00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:22,482
Come on, I mean, I'll just replace them,
and we can forget the whole thing.

383
00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:26,695
What corporate policy?

384
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,919
No...

385
00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:33,743
Yeah.

386
00:21:34,245 --> 00:21:35,453
Okay.

387
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,168
I just got fired.

388
00:21:42,192 --> 00:21:43,292
- Oh!
- Oh.

389
00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:44,516
Why?

390
00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:50,677
Here's your check.
That'll be $4.12.

391
00:21:50,928 --> 00:21:52,137
Let me get that.

392
00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:57,142
You got 5 bucks?

393
00:22:07,778 --> 00:22:10,196
Here comes the beep.
You know what to do.

394
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,324
Hi, it's me.

395
00:22:16,495 --> 00:22:18,997
Listen, Bob, I'm... I'm probably
way out of line here.

396
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:23,585
I mean, it has been three years, and
you're probably seeing someone else now,

397
00:22:23,836 --> 00:22:27,672
but if we could just have one night
together, just for old time's sake...

398
00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:32,302
one hot, steamy, wild night.

399
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:39,140
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