1 00:00:01,037 --> 00:00:02,955 Who the winny-binny boy? 2 00:00:03,123 --> 00:00:06,959 Oh, you the winny-winny-binny-binny boy! 3 00:00:07,127 --> 00:00:08,210 Yes. 4 00:00:09,713 --> 00:00:11,755 Don't cry. 5 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:15,467 Don't cry, huh? 6 00:00:15,635 --> 00:00:17,887 Why is he still crying? 7 00:00:18,096 --> 00:00:20,222 Let me hold him for a sec. 8 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:22,349 Here we go. Huh? 9 00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:24,143 Huh. There we are. 10 00:00:25,854 --> 00:00:27,062 Maybe it's me. 11 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:31,275 Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants. 12 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:34,445 You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. 13 00:00:35,322 --> 00:00:38,449 Lovely girl. Kind of moody. 14 00:00:38,617 --> 00:00:40,576 There we go, all better. 15 00:00:41,077 --> 00:00:43,120 There's my little boy. Eh. 16 00:00:49,544 --> 00:00:51,879 Can I, uh, see something? 17 00:01:05,685 --> 00:01:08,229 - Cool! - He hates me. 18 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:10,856 - My nephew hates me! - Come on, don't do this. 19 00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:13,776 What if my own baby hates me, huh? What do I do then? 20 00:01:13,944 --> 00:01:15,486 Monica, stop! This is nuts. 21 00:01:15,654 --> 00:01:19,365 Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this? 22 00:01:20,659 --> 00:01:22,159 You don't even have a boyfriend yet. 23 00:01:25,372 --> 00:01:27,623 Joey, she does not look fat. 24 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:16,922 Here you go. 25 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:18,382 Oh, hey, Mon. 26 00:02:21,803 --> 00:02:23,679 Goo, goo, goo! 27 00:02:26,891 --> 00:02:29,727 That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. Ha-ha-ha. 28 00:02:29,936 --> 00:02:31,228 Whoa. 29 00:02:37,319 --> 00:02:38,402 You okay? 30 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:39,737 I don't know. 31 00:02:41,906 --> 00:02:43,449 What's in this pie? 32 00:02:43,658 --> 00:02:47,536 I don't know. Um, butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi... 33 00:02:47,704 --> 00:02:49,747 Kiwi? Kiwi? 34 00:02:50,415 --> 00:02:52,082 You said it was a key lime pie. 35 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:56,211 No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special. 36 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:58,297 That's what's gonna kill me. 37 00:03:00,008 --> 00:03:01,759 Ahem. I'm allergic to kiwi. 38 00:03:01,926 --> 00:03:05,054 No, you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and... 39 00:03:08,058 --> 00:03:11,435 - Oh, my God! - Uh. It's definitely getting worse. 40 00:03:12,062 --> 00:03:13,896 All right. Is your tongue swelling up? 41 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:17,232 Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! 42 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,985 - Get your coat. We'll to the hospital. - Uh. 43 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:22,446 - Will he be okay? - He's gotta get a shot. 44 00:03:22,614 --> 00:03:26,033 Uh, you know, actually, it's getting better. It is. 45 00:03:26,201 --> 00:03:28,619 Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? 46 00:03:29,662 --> 00:03:31,455 Jacket, now! 47 00:03:31,873 --> 00:03:35,250 What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital. 48 00:03:35,418 --> 00:03:36,752 We'll watch him. 49 00:03:36,961 --> 00:03:39,630 Uh. Ha, I don't think so. 50 00:03:40,715 --> 00:03:44,468 What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. 51 00:03:45,512 --> 00:03:47,471 Come on, we want to do it. Don't we? 52 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,765 I was gonna play basketball... 53 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:51,892 but I guess that's out the window. 54 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:56,230 If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat. 55 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:59,316 There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. 56 00:03:59,484 --> 00:04:02,111 Hat, milk... Got it! 57 00:04:02,278 --> 00:04:03,821 - Let's go. - Okay. 58 00:04:11,496 --> 00:04:12,996 Consider it done! 59 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:14,373 You understood? 60 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:17,334 My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. 61 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:21,755 Is he the one with the beautiful wife? 62 00:04:27,429 --> 00:04:28,512 Hey, Rach. 63 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,181 You want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? 64 00:04:31,349 --> 00:04:34,226 - I wrote it this morning in the shower. - Okay. 65 00:04:36,146 --> 00:04:40,732 I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song 66 00:04:41,234 --> 00:04:45,028 Stop me if you've heard it 67 00:04:46,489 --> 00:04:51,076 My skin is soapy and my hair is wet 68 00:04:51,286 --> 00:04:55,664 And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget 69 00:04:59,419 --> 00:05:03,547 Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? 70 00:05:07,177 --> 00:05:08,844 What's up? - Uh... 71 00:05:11,055 --> 00:05:15,142 I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays. 72 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:19,563 Her name is Stephanie something. Uh, she's supposed to be very good. 73 00:05:19,731 --> 00:05:21,440 But what about Phoebe? 74 00:05:21,608 --> 00:05:25,527 Rachel, uh, it's not that your friend is bad. 75 00:05:26,362 --> 00:05:28,614 It's that she's so bad... 76 00:05:30,074 --> 00:05:34,786 she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... 77 00:05:34,954 --> 00:05:36,747 and swirl it around. 78 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:41,251 Okay, so you're not a fan. 79 00:05:41,961 --> 00:05:44,922 But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. 80 00:05:45,131 --> 00:05:46,548 Uh. 81 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,675 Oh, no, no, no. 82 00:05:48,843 --> 00:05:50,594 - I have to do this to her? - Mm-hm. 83 00:05:50,762 --> 00:05:52,930 Lather, rinse, repeat 84 00:05:53,097 --> 00:05:58,977 And lather, rinse, repeat 85 00:05:59,145 --> 00:06:00,938 As needed 86 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:09,238 We didn't bring enough stuff. 87 00:06:09,405 --> 00:06:11,907 Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil? 88 00:06:12,116 --> 00:06:14,159 I'm telling you, it'll be worth it. 89 00:06:14,327 --> 00:06:17,412 It's a known fact that women love babies, all right? 90 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:21,083 Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing. 91 00:06:21,918 --> 00:06:25,796 Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away. 92 00:06:26,506 --> 00:06:29,925 Wait, forget them. We got one. Hard left. 93 00:06:30,093 --> 00:06:31,885 - Give me the baby. - No, I got him. 94 00:06:32,053 --> 00:06:33,345 Come on, seriously. 95 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:35,389 Oh, seriously, you want him? 96 00:06:35,974 --> 00:06:37,474 Hello. 97 00:06:37,642 --> 00:06:39,184 Hello. 98 00:06:40,061 --> 00:06:41,812 Who is this little cutie-pie? 99 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:44,815 Well, don't think me immodest, but... 100 00:06:44,983 --> 00:06:46,441 me. 101 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:48,944 Want to smell him? 102 00:06:49,112 --> 00:06:51,280 I assume we're talking about the baby? 103 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:53,824 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. 104 00:06:53,992 --> 00:06:57,286 He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. 105 00:06:59,372 --> 00:07:01,373 My uterus just skipped a beat. 106 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,834 What'd I tell you? 107 00:07:04,002 --> 00:07:05,544 It's great you're doing this. 108 00:07:05,712 --> 00:07:08,088 Well, we are great guys. 109 00:07:08,256 --> 00:07:11,216 My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. 110 00:07:11,384 --> 00:07:13,176 What agency did you two go through? 111 00:07:18,391 --> 00:07:20,142 But this is my gig. 112 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,643 This is where I play. 113 00:07:21,853 --> 00:07:24,521 My name is written out there in chalk. 114 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:27,316 You know, you can't just erase chalk. 115 00:07:30,695 --> 00:07:32,070 Honey, I'm sorry. 116 00:07:32,238 --> 00:07:34,531 And he's going to be paying this woman? 117 00:07:34,699 --> 00:07:37,618 Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown? 118 00:07:37,785 --> 00:07:42,914 And, like, you know, a gold stick with a ball on top? 119 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:47,294 Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say, "Terry's a jerk!" 120 00:07:47,462 --> 00:07:50,213 That's where that came from. 121 00:07:51,257 --> 00:07:52,507 Yeah, okay. 122 00:07:52,675 --> 00:07:55,218 You probably did everything you could. 123 00:07:56,679 --> 00:08:00,265 You know what? Let me just see what else I can do. 124 00:08:01,809 --> 00:08:03,060 All right, look, look. 125 00:08:03,227 --> 00:08:06,229 Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is. 126 00:08:06,397 --> 00:08:08,857 You won't be here. You don't pay her. 127 00:08:09,317 --> 00:08:10,734 I don't know. 128 00:08:10,902 --> 00:08:12,861 I'll clean the cappuccino machine! 129 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:15,405 You don't clean the cappuccino machine? 130 00:08:16,824 --> 00:08:19,701 Of course I clean it. 131 00:08:19,869 --> 00:08:24,247 I mean, I will clean it. 132 00:08:24,415 --> 00:08:27,709 All right, fine, fine, fine! 133 00:08:29,796 --> 00:08:31,421 Oh. 134 00:08:32,548 --> 00:08:34,049 - Done. - Really? 135 00:08:34,217 --> 00:08:35,801 Who's working for you, babe? 136 00:08:35,968 --> 00:08:39,680 - Oh, my God! This is so exciting! I know. 137 00:08:39,847 --> 00:08:41,223 How much am I gonna get? 138 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:42,766 What? 139 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:45,477 He's paying the people who were playing. 140 00:08:45,645 --> 00:08:47,187 Oh, no, no, no. 141 00:08:47,355 --> 00:08:51,441 I meant, he's paying that other woman because she's a professional. 142 00:08:52,235 --> 00:08:54,820 I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid. 143 00:08:55,238 --> 00:08:56,321 But, Pheebs... 144 00:08:56,489 --> 00:08:57,781 Uh-uh, I'm sorry, no! 145 00:08:57,949 --> 00:09:02,577 No, I'm not some sloppy second, you know, charity band. 146 00:09:02,745 --> 00:09:05,163 There are thousands of places in this city... 147 00:09:05,331 --> 00:09:08,250 where people would pay to hear me play. 148 00:09:08,418 --> 00:09:10,335 When I play, I play for me 149 00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:12,629 I don't need your charity 150 00:09:12,797 --> 00:09:14,089 Thank you! 151 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:25,517 I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... 152 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:29,020 and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. 153 00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:32,607 Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin. 154 00:09:32,775 --> 00:09:36,778 I see someone's having a little allergic reaction. 155 00:09:36,946 --> 00:09:39,698 Doctor, can I see you for just a moment? 156 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,328 My brother has a slight phobia about needles. 157 00:09:45,496 --> 00:09:47,497 Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? 158 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:52,377 My brother, the Ph.D., would like to know... 159 00:09:52,545 --> 00:09:54,755 if there's any way to treat this orally? 160 00:09:54,922 --> 00:09:56,006 No. 161 00:09:56,174 --> 00:10:00,302 Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. 162 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:02,763 So? 163 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:04,598 Oh. 164 00:10:04,807 --> 00:10:08,977 Go and have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's got to be a needle. 165 00:10:09,145 --> 00:10:13,982 You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me? 166 00:10:15,276 --> 00:10:16,610 - Okay. - Okay. 167 00:10:16,778 --> 00:10:19,613 Oh, boy! You are doing so good. 168 00:10:21,616 --> 00:10:23,325 - You want to squeeze my hand? - Yes. 169 00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:26,536 Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. 170 00:10:26,704 --> 00:10:29,039 Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard! 171 00:10:29,499 --> 00:10:31,333 Let go of my hand! 172 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:37,214 Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women... 173 00:10:37,381 --> 00:10:40,300 we should go to the park and make out. 174 00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:42,177 Taxi! Taxi! 175 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:47,224 Look at that talent. 176 00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:51,061 Just practicing. You're good. 177 00:10:51,229 --> 00:10:52,979 Carry on. 178 00:10:53,147 --> 00:10:55,190 Wait, wait, wait! 179 00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:58,693 Hey, you. He's just adorable. 180 00:10:58,861 --> 00:11:03,198 Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink. 181 00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:07,285 - What are you guys out doing today? - We're not out. 182 00:11:07,453 --> 00:11:09,412 No, no. No. 183 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,457 We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... 184 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:16,336 of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff. 185 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:20,423 - You done? - Yeah. 186 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:22,008 Oh, there's our stop. 187 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:25,387 Get out of here! This is our stop. 188 00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,639 - You guys live around here too? - Yeah, sure. 189 00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:30,559 We live in the building by the, uh, sidewalk. 190 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:34,020 You know it? 191 00:11:34,897 --> 00:11:39,693 Ha, ha. Since we're neighbors, what do you say we, uh, get together for a drink? 192 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,867 So, uh, you want to go to Markel's? 193 00:11:47,535 --> 00:11:49,286 Oh, sure, they love us over there. 194 00:11:49,787 --> 00:11:51,204 Where's your baby? 195 00:11:56,878 --> 00:11:59,754 Ben! Ben! 196 00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:04,593 Ben! Ben! 197 00:12:04,927 --> 00:12:08,722 That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord! 198 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:10,056 Stop the bus! Hey! 199 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:13,685 Hey, there's a baby! Wait, wait, wait! 200 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,568 Are you sure he didn't break it? It hurts. 201 00:12:21,736 --> 00:12:24,154 No, it's just a good bone bruise. 202 00:12:24,322 --> 00:12:28,909 And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. 203 00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:33,371 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 204 00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:34,664 Sorry. 205 00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:38,627 Hmm, sorry! I got my S's back! Ha, ha. 206 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,963 Which we can celebrate later. 207 00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,674 Celebrate. Celebrate... 208 00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:47,886 He was a double, double 209 00:12:48,054 --> 00:12:50,722 Double-jointed boy 210 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,725 Hey. 211 00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:56,770 So, um, are you the professional guitar player? 212 00:12:56,938 --> 00:12:58,855 Yeah, I'm Stephanie. 213 00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:03,360 Oh, right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. 214 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,820 Okay. 215 00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:08,448 So, um, how many chords do you know? 216 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,785 - All of them. - So you know D? 217 00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:15,080 - Yeah. - Do you know A-minor? 218 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,916 - Yeah. - Okay. 219 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,752 Do you know how to go from D to A-minor? 220 00:13:22,296 --> 00:13:24,756 - Yeah. - Okay. 221 00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:27,634 Um, so does your guitar have a strap? 222 00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:30,804 - No. - Oh. 223 00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:32,138 Mine does. 224 00:13:35,768 --> 00:13:38,144 Stephanie knows all the chords 225 00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:42,357 Come on! Pick up, pick up! 226 00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:43,900 Hello. Ahem. 227 00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:45,986 Transit Authority? Yes, hello. 228 00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:48,321 I'm doing research for a book. 229 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:52,325 I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. 230 00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:57,038 Yes, I realize that would be a stupid character. 231 00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,958 Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. 232 00:14:00,126 --> 00:14:02,752 It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. 233 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,380 Oh, and there was a baby in it. 234 00:14:06,716 --> 00:14:08,299 He wants to talk to you. 235 00:14:10,177 --> 00:14:13,680 Everybody, let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to... 236 00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:16,683 Terry's a jerk and he won't let me work 237 00:14:16,851 --> 00:14:18,810 And I hate Central Perk 238 00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:25,608 Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer! 239 00:14:25,776 --> 00:14:27,485 Whoo! 240 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:35,201 I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. 241 00:14:38,748 --> 00:14:40,040 Zachary... 242 00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:43,418 Are all invited to bite me 243 00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:56,222 We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here? 244 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,349 - He's here. - Aah! 245 00:15:01,145 --> 00:15:02,812 I assume one of you is the father. 246 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,189 - That's me. - I'm him. 247 00:15:06,859 --> 00:15:11,071 Actually, uh, ahem, we're both the father. 248 00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:22,457 Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy. 249 00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:31,299 Please tell me you know which one is our baby. 250 00:15:32,968 --> 00:15:36,179 That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. 251 00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:38,431 And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. 252 00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:40,100 Or clowns. 253 00:15:41,435 --> 00:15:42,560 Oh, wait. 254 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:45,980 That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! 255 00:15:46,148 --> 00:15:47,232 - Yeah? - Yeah. 256 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:49,442 Hey, Ben! Remember us? 257 00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:52,153 Okay, the mole came off. 258 00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:55,907 - What are we gonna do? - Uh. 259 00:15:56,826 --> 00:15:58,993 We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. 260 00:15:59,161 --> 00:16:01,287 - Flip for the baby? - You got a better idea? 261 00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:03,206 All right, call it in the air. 262 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,000 Heads. 263 00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:07,544 - Heads, it is. - Yes. 264 00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,382 We have to assign heads to something! 265 00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:15,844 Right! Okay. 266 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:17,512 Okay, uh... 267 00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:21,975 Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. 268 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:29,440 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? 269 00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:41,786 Just call me angel Of the morning, angel 270 00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:46,791 Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby 271 00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:51,379 Just call me angel Of the morning, angel 272 00:16:51,547 --> 00:16:55,800 Then slowly turn away 273 00:16:56,343 --> 00:16:59,846 I won't beg you to stay 274 00:17:00,472 --> 00:17:02,682 With me 275 00:17:10,316 --> 00:17:12,859 - Hey - Oh, hi. 276 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:15,820 Here. I thought you might be cold. 277 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,697 Thank you. 278 00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:20,491 Oh. 279 00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,706 Oh, look at you! You did pretty well. 280 00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:30,001 $8.27. 281 00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:32,670 But not really, because I put in the first two. 282 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:38,593 Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. 283 00:17:38,761 --> 00:17:39,969 Do you? 284 00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:41,596 No. 285 00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:46,059 You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. 286 00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:49,812 I don't know, when I sang "Su-su-suicide"... 287 00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:54,734 I got, like, $1.75. 288 00:17:55,152 --> 00:17:57,070 But then "Smelly Cat"? Oh. 289 00:17:58,989 --> 00:18:02,116 I got 25 cents and a condom. 290 00:18:03,619 --> 00:18:07,330 So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat." 291 00:18:08,582 --> 00:18:09,707 Well, you know. 292 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:14,045 Honey, I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." 293 00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:20,343 I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh! 294 00:18:21,262 --> 00:18:23,638 But it's not even that, you know? 295 00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:26,683 I used to do my songs because it made me happy. 296 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:30,853 Now it's just all about the money, you know? 297 00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,650 Well, people missed you in there. 298 00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:39,070 In fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat." 299 00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:40,947 Really? From who? 300 00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:42,824 Well, me. 301 00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:48,621 And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite. 302 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,709 Hi. 303 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,336 Uh. Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? 304 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,592 It's kind of an emergency. 305 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,219 Yeah. 306 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:04,929 - Here you go. - Thanks a lot. 307 00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:07,390 Hey, Christine! I got it! 308 00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:16,524 I want to thank you for being there for me. 309 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:19,110 And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand. Ha, ha. 310 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,405 That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you. 311 00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:23,865 Mm. 312 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:27,327 Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? 313 00:19:27,494 --> 00:19:31,289 Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? 314 00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:32,749 Oh. 315 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:36,753 What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin? 316 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,339 Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... 317 00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:42,050 and you hit your head on the curb? 318 00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:43,468 No. 319 00:19:43,635 --> 00:19:45,303 But I remember people telling me about it. 320 00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:46,888 Oh. 321 00:19:47,806 --> 00:19:49,891 I hope Ben has a little sister. 322 00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:51,476 Yeah. 323 00:19:51,643 --> 00:19:53,686 And I hope she can kick his ass. 324 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,023 I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid. 325 00:19:58,025 --> 00:20:00,985 How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? 326 00:20:01,653 --> 00:20:03,071 That was you? 327 00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:05,365 Uh. 328 00:20:05,574 --> 00:20:08,659 They were infected. He wouldn't have made it. 329 00:20:11,497 --> 00:20:12,580 Aw. 330 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,165 My little nephew. 331 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,084 Come here, little one! 332 00:20:16,752 --> 00:20:20,546 Oh. There's my little baby, Ben! 333 00:20:20,714 --> 00:20:23,174 Hey, my little boy. Oh. 334 00:20:24,676 --> 00:20:27,178 Hey, he's not crying! 335 00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:32,892 Hey, he's not crying! 336 00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:38,022 Yes. 337 00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:41,442 There's still pie! Ha-ha-ha. 338 00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:44,695 I'm here. I'm here. 339 00:20:44,863 --> 00:20:47,281 Uh. How's my little boy, huh? 340 00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:51,911 You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. 341 00:20:52,788 --> 00:20:56,207 Did you have fun with, uh, Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? 342 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,458 Oh, yeah. 343 00:20:57,626 --> 00:21:00,002 - He rode the bus today. Ooh. 344 00:21:02,214 --> 00:21:03,506 Well. 345 00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:06,676 Big boy riding the bus... 346 00:21:07,386 --> 00:21:09,178 Hey, I have a question. 347 00:21:11,765 --> 00:21:14,892 How come it says, "Property of Human Services"? 348 00:21:17,438 --> 00:21:19,021 You... 349 00:21:19,815 --> 00:21:21,399 You are gonna love this. 350 00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:24,652 Can you hold Ben for a sec? 351 00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:26,571 Come here. Come here. 352 00:21:26,738 --> 00:21:29,824 Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! 353 00:21:36,081 --> 00:21:39,125 Smelly cat, smelly cat 354 00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:41,711 What are they feeding you? 355 00:21:42,254 --> 00:21:43,713 No, no. I'm sorry, it's, ahem: 356 00:21:43,881 --> 00:21:46,883 Smelly cat, smelly cat 357 00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:54,974 Smelly cat, smelly cat 358 00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:56,767 - Better! Yeah? 359 00:21:56,935 --> 00:21:58,019 Much better. Good. 360 00:21:58,228 --> 00:22:00,813 Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song. 361 00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:02,273 Yeah. 362 00:22:02,983 --> 00:22:05,693 - You want to try it again? - From the top? 363 00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:07,945 There is no "top," all right? 364 00:22:08,113 --> 00:22:11,032 That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat." 365 00:22:13,076 --> 00:22:15,369 Um. Ahem. Why don't you just follow me? 366 00:22:15,621 --> 00:22:17,079 - Okay. Mm-hm. 367 00:22:17,289 --> 00:22:20,875 Smelly cat, smelly cat 368 00:22:21,043 --> 00:22:23,961 What are they feeding you? 369 00:22:24,713 --> 00:22:27,673 Smelly cat, smelly cat 370 00:22:27,841 --> 00:22:30,968 It's not your fault 371 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,263 That's too much. Sorry.