1 00:00:37,219 --> 00:00:39,860 Okay, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? 2 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,419 Is there something repellent about me? 3 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,579 - So, how was the party? - Well, it couldn't have been worse. 4 00:00:46,659 --> 00:00:48,739 A woman literally passed through me. 5 00:00:49,339 --> 00:00:50,339 Okay, so, what is it? 6 00:00:50,419 --> 00:00:52,780 - Am I hideously unattractive? - No, you are not. 7 00:00:52,859 --> 00:00:54,539 You are very attractive. 8 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,740 You know what, I go through the exact same thing. 9 00:00:56,820 --> 00:01:00,780 Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everything. 10 00:01:02,699 --> 00:01:05,539 Whoa, whoa, I've… I've-I've put on a little weight? 11 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:08,460 - Did you want to… - Yeah. 12 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:13,420 No, not "weight." You know, more like insulation. 13 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,899 Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. 14 00:01:17,979 --> 00:01:20,020 You want to work out? I-I can remake you. 15 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,100 Uh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way 16 00:01:22,179 --> 00:01:23,539 of my lying around time. 17 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,700 - Please. - Come on. Let her do it. 18 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,420 Alright, okay, alright, but if we put on spandex 19 00:01:29,499 --> 00:01:32,380 and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home. 20 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,579 Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. 21 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,939 Come here. Come here. 22 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,339 Oh… can't… make… hands… meet. 23 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,300 Okay, let's do it. 24 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:39,699 What? 25 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:43,419 Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before. 26 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,299 And we're changing. 27 00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:58,739 Go! Go! Go! Go! 28 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,900 Come on, give me five more. 29 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,579 - Five more! - No! 30 00:03:06,579 --> 00:03:08,380 Five more and I'll flash you. 31 00:03:08,459 --> 00:03:09,459 One! 32 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,060 Two! 33 00:03:13,419 --> 00:03:14,500 Two and a half! 34 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,340 Okay, just show me one of them. 35 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,900 She's insane. The woman is insane. 36 00:03:37,419 --> 00:03:40,100 It's before work. It's after work. It's during work. 37 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:42,500 She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. 38 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,900 And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore. 39 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:49,739 Hey, Pheebs, how did it go with Scott last night? 40 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,900 Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant. 41 00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:54,780 Ordered champagne. Nice. 42 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:59,100 - The guy still won't put out, huh? - Nope, zilch, nothin', huh-uh. 43 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:00,699 Sorry, Pheebs. 44 00:04:01,739 --> 00:04:05,100 Look, I, you know, I don't mind taking it slow. I like him a lot. 45 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:08,299 You know, he's really interesting and he's really sweet. 46 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,900 Why won't he give it up? 47 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,620 Or maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road 48 00:04:14,699 --> 00:04:16,060 if you know what I mean. 49 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:19,859 No, what do you mean? He's not British. 50 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,380 Maybe he's gay. 51 00:04:26,259 --> 00:04:28,940 Umm, no, I don't think that's the problem, no. 52 00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:31,180 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night 53 00:04:31,259 --> 00:04:33,380 and just the way he held me so close 54 00:04:33,459 --> 00:04:35,340 and the way he was looking into my eyes, 55 00:04:35,419 --> 00:04:37,620 I just… I definitely felt something. 56 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,180 Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look? 57 00:04:40,259 --> 00:04:42,340 No, no, I felt it on my hip. I could tell. 58 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,180 Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. 59 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:52,300 Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. 60 00:04:54,259 --> 00:04:56,659 - Oh, oh, Rachel, don't look. - What? 61 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:01,820 Come on, you guys, I don't care. I have a date tonight. 62 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:05,259 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! You have a date? - Yeah. Monica set me up. 63 00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:07,980 What, uh, what about, uh, Ross and… 64 00:05:08,339 --> 00:05:10,659 Oh, what, my whole insane jealousy thing? 65 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:13,180 Well, you know, as much fun as that was 66 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,699 I've decided to opt for sanity. 67 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:17,779 So, you're really okay about all this? 68 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,940 Oh, yeah. Come on. I'm moving on. 69 00:05:20,659 --> 00:05:23,659 He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. 70 00:05:24,219 --> 00:05:27,099 For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. 71 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:30,740 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 72 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:32,459 Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning 73 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,659 and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay? 74 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,779 Only if you say his full name. 75 00:05:37,699 --> 00:05:40,860 Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's… 76 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:42,659 …cat toys? 77 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,899 - Alright. - You're getting a cat? 78 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,820 Uh, actually, we're getting a cat. 79 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,380 - Together? - Uh-huh. 80 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:51,459 - Both of you? - Yep. 81 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:52,540 Together? 82 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,500 Yeah, we figured, it'll live with Ross half the time 83 00:05:54,579 --> 00:05:55,740 and with me half the time. 84 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:59,019 Oh, well, isn't that just lovely? 85 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:02,500 That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy 86 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:05,459 for a really, really, really, really, really long time. 87 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:06,540 Hopefully. 88 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,459 Well, whoa, look at that! 89 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:11,139 I got to go. I got a date. With a man. 90 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:12,980 Okay. 91 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,380 You guys have a, uh, have a really good night. 92 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,420 And you two have a, uh, have a really good cat. 93 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:26,459 Okay, we're not supposed to take these when we leave. 94 00:06:32,339 --> 00:06:33,339 I don't know if Monica told you 95 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:36,420 but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce. 96 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,860 So, if I seem a little nervous… 97 00:06:39,579 --> 00:06:40,579 Well, I am. 98 00:06:41,659 --> 00:06:45,620 - How long do cats live? - I'm sorry? 99 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:48,699 Cats. How long do they live? Figuring you don't, you know, 100 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:50,899 throw them under a bus or something. 101 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,699 Um… maybe 15, 16 years. 102 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:56,620 Well, that's just great. 103 00:06:58,579 --> 00:06:59,659 Cheers! 104 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,500 Right. Clink. 105 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,940 Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn't she? 106 00:07:12,019 --> 00:07:13,740 Oh, no, Michael. 107 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:17,899 It's not you. I'm sorry. It's just, it's this thing. 108 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:19,940 It's probably not as bad as it sounds 109 00:07:20,259 --> 00:07:24,219 but this friend of mine is-is getting a cat with his girlfriend. 110 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,659 Oh. That does sound… 111 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:31,540 I mean, he just started going out with her. 112 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:35,060 Is this guy, uh, an old boyfriend? 113 00:07:35,139 --> 00:07:36,940 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 114 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:39,019 Yeah, he wishes. 115 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:43,540 Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me. 116 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:46,659 Okay, Michael, let's talk about you. 117 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:48,300 - Alright. - Okay. 118 00:07:49,659 --> 00:07:50,740 So… 119 00:07:53,579 --> 00:07:55,659 …you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? 120 00:07:57,779 --> 00:08:00,060 - So, I figured it out. - What? 121 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,940 Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. 122 00:08:03,019 --> 00:08:04,860 It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough. 123 00:08:04,940 --> 00:08:06,860 Oh, Phoebe, that's crazy. 124 00:08:07,899 --> 00:08:10,500 When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? 125 00:08:10,579 --> 00:08:12,860 I said, "Excellent butt, great rack." 126 00:08:16,659 --> 00:08:18,019 Really? That's so sweet. 127 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,659 I mean, I'm officially offended, you know, 128 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:23,899 but it's so sweet. 129 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:27,339 Pheebs, look, if you want to know what the deal is 130 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,980 you just gonna have to ask him. 131 00:08:29,779 --> 00:08:31,380 You're right. You're right. 132 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,060 Uh, you are so yum. 133 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,820 I mean, it's a cat. You know? It's-it's a cat. 134 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:01,300 Why can't they get one of those bugs? You know, one of those fruit flies. 135 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,540 Those things that live for like a day or something. 136 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,899 What are they called? What are they called? 137 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,780 - Fruit flies? - Yes! Thank you. 138 00:09:10,339 --> 00:09:13,699 - Sir, would you like any dessert? - No! No dessert. 139 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,540 Just the check… please. 140 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,140 Oh, no. 141 00:09:18,619 --> 00:09:21,260 - You're not having fun, are you? - No, no, I am. 142 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,420 But only because, for the last hour and a half 143 00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:26,260 I've been playing the movie "Diner" in my head. 144 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:30,619 Oh, look at me. Look at me. 145 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,780 Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, 146 00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:40,579 and all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his Julie. 147 00:09:41,739 --> 00:09:45,219 I just want to get over him. God, I just wanna, why can't I do that? 148 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,300 Oy! 149 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:50,660 Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're going to be fine. 150 00:09:50,739 --> 00:09:53,260 You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure. 151 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:58,619 Closure. That's what it is. That's what I need. 152 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,339 God, you're brilliant! 153 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:04,739 Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? 154 00:10:06,619 --> 00:10:09,060 Well, there's no, you know, one way, really. 155 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,820 It's just, you know, 156 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,739 whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him 157 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:14,979 "I'm over you." 158 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:17,579 "I'm over you." 159 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:18,859 That's what it is. 160 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:21,660 Closure. 161 00:10:22,859 --> 00:10:24,379 Hello. Excuse me. 162 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,739 Excuse me. 163 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:29,260 - Hang on. - Hello, excuse me. 164 00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:30,660 - What? - Hi, I'm sorry. 165 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,699 I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. 166 00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,820 - I'm talking. - I can see that. 167 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,339 I just, one phone call. 168 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,180 I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. 169 00:10:42,339 --> 00:10:45,339 Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone. 170 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:50,339 Alright. Fine. 171 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,020 I'll call you back. 172 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,859 Thank you. 173 00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:59,060 Okay. 174 00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:04,780 Machine. 175 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,699 - Just waiting for the beep. - Good. 176 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,780 Ross, hi. 177 00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:11,900 It's Rachel. 178 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:15,420 I'm just calling to say that… um… 179 00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:16,699 everything's fine. 180 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,300 And I'm really happy for you 181 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,540 and your cat. 182 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:25,020 Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. 183 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,739 And, you know, you see there 184 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,140 I'm thinking of names 185 00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:33,499 so, obviously, I am over you. 186 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:37,540 I… am over… you. 187 00:11:37,619 --> 00:11:42,260 And that, my friend is what they call "Closure." 188 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,859 No, no, no, no, no, 189 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:54,940 no, no! 190 00:11:56,979 --> 00:12:00,140 Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. 191 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,140 - Why not? - Because it's Sunday! 192 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,219 It's God's day. 193 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:08,900 Hey, you say stop and we stop. 194 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,180 Okay! 195 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,300 - Stop. - No! Come on! We can't stop! 196 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:15,459 Come on! We got three more pounds to go! 197 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:18,140 I am the energy train and you are on board. 198 00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:34,339 Hey, Rach. 199 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,300 Oh. And how was the date? 200 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:41,260 Um, I think there was a restaurant. 201 00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:43,900 I know there was wine. 202 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,699 Wow, well, uh… 203 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,260 Actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab. 204 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,820 I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say… 205 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:55,260 …what, why-why are you looking at me like that? 206 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:59,739 I'm so, I don't know. I feel like I had a dream about you last night. 207 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,420 But… I don't remember. 208 00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:04,619 Okay. 209 00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:10,420 Did we speak on the phone last night? 210 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,979 - Did you call me? - No. 211 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,739 I stayed at Julie's last night. 212 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,499 Oh, actually, I haven't even been home yet. 213 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,339 Do you mind if I check my messages? 214 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,579 Oh, yeah. Go ahead. 215 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:26,420 Rach, I got a message from you. 216 00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:32,739 Who's Michael? 217 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:33,820 Oh, my God. 218 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:38,140 Oh, my God, Ross, no. Hang up the phone! Give me the phone! 219 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,660 - You're over me? - Oh, God! 220 00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:53,739 Wha… you're uh… you're… you're over me? 221 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,020 Oh my God! 222 00:13:57,339 --> 00:13:58,579 Oh God! 223 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,180 When… when were you… 224 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,420 …under me? 225 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:08,979 Rach? 226 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:10,499 Rachel, do you… 227 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:12,859 I mean, were you, uh… 228 00:14:13,739 --> 00:14:15,339 - What? - Okay, okay. 229 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,099 Well… 230 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:20,979 …basically, lately I've, uh… 231 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,180 I've, uh, sort of had feelings for you. 232 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,940 You've… had feelings for me. 233 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,339 Yeah? What? So? You had feelings for me first. 234 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:42,459 You know about my… I mean, you know I had… You know? You… 235 00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:45,420 - Chandler told me. - Chandler. 236 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:47,619 When did he, when did he, when did he? 237 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,140 - When you were in China. - China. 238 00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:54,940 - Meeting Julie. - Julie. Julie. 239 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,619 That's… oh, God. 240 00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:58,900 Julie, Julie. 241 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:00,619 Right. Okay, I need to lie down. 242 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,499 No, you know, I'm going to stand. 243 00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:06,420 I'm going to stand and I'm going to walk. 244 00:15:06,499 --> 00:15:08,180 I'm walking and… I am standing. 245 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,420 Okay, so you, uh… 246 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:13,140 And now, what… and now, now… now you're over me? 247 00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:17,499 Are you over me? 248 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,459 That's… that's Julie. 249 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,859 That's Ju… Julie. Julie! 250 00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:32,379 Hi, Julie! 251 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,940 Hi, honey. I've got a cab waiting. 252 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,099 I'll be right down. 253 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,140 Wait, so, you're going? 254 00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:45,020 Well, okay. I, uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. 255 00:15:45,099 --> 00:15:48,499 I mean, I've, uh… you know, I've got a cab. I've got a girlfriend. 256 00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:50,379 I'm-I'm going to go get a cat. 257 00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:52,579 Okay, okay. 258 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:55,619 Cat. 259 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,540 - Hey, Joey. - Hey, Pheeb. 260 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,579 How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? 261 00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:21,499 I can't find the remote. 262 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,940 Oh. Thank you. 263 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,300 So Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did. 264 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,540 - And? - And we did. 265 00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:35,420 Alright, Pheebs! Way to go! 266 00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:36,540 Yay me. 267 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,780 So… so how did it happen? 268 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:42,260 Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on. 269 00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:43,379 And what did he say? 270 00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:44,780 He said that he understands 271 00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:47,660 how sex can be, like, a very emotional thing for a woman 272 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,940 and he was just afraid that I was going to get all, 273 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,219 you know, like, "Is he going to call me the next day?" 274 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,420 and, you know, "Where is this going?" 275 00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:55,699 and, you know, blah, blah, blah, yeah, 276 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,979 so he said he wanted to hold off 277 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,420 until he was prepared to be really serious. 278 00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:02,140 - Wow. - Yeah. 279 00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:04,979 So I said, "Okay, relax, please." 280 00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:07,339 You know… I mean… 281 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,300 …sex can be just about two people right there 282 00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:11,660 in the moment, you know. 283 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,140 If he wants to see me again, he can call and if not, that's fine too. 284 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,020 So after a lot of talking… 285 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,180 …I convinced him. 286 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,619 Let me get this straight, 287 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,180 he got you to beg to sleep with him. 288 00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:34,219 He got you to say he never has to call you again 289 00:17:34,979 --> 00:17:37,979 and… he got you thinking this is a great idea? 290 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,740 Uh-huh. 291 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,899 This man is my God. 292 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,339 Goodnight, Gunther. 293 00:18:00,419 --> 00:18:02,260 - Hi. - I didn't get a cat. 294 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:07,859 Oh, that's, um… interesting. 295 00:18:07,939 --> 00:18:10,339 No. No, it's not interesting, okay? 296 00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:11,980 It's very, very not interesting. 297 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,980 It's actually a 100% completely the opposite of interesting. 298 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,060 Oh, I got it, Ross. 299 00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:19,220 You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me. 300 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,260 - What? - I was doing great with Julie. 301 00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:22,740 Before I found out about you. 302 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,980 Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. 303 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,179 You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? 304 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,540 Well, then, you should have said something before I met her! 305 00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:32,859 I didn't know then! And how come you never said anything to me? 306 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,460 There was never a good time. 307 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:37,939 Right, because you only had a year and we only hung out every night. 308 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:41,099 Not-not… not… every night. 309 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,500 You know, and-and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel 310 00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:45,939 but things got in the way. 311 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:49,700 You know, like-like Italian guys or ex-fiances 312 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:53,339 or, or, or… Italian guys. 313 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,460 Hey, there was one Italian guy, okay? 314 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,700 And do you even have a point? 315 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,260 The point is I, I don't need this right now. 316 00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:03,579 Okay? It's-it's too late. 317 00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,460 I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed. 318 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,379 Okay, so what you're going to just put away feelings 319 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,899 or whatever the hell it was that you felt? 320 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,419 Hey, I've been doing it since the ninth grade. 321 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,579 I've gotten pretty damn good at it. 322 00:19:12,659 --> 00:19:14,540 Alright, fine. You go ahead and you do that alright, Ross? 323 00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:16,540 - Fine. Fine. - I don't need your stupid ship! 324 00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:17,619 - Good. - Good. 325 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,379 And you know what? Now I got closure! 326 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,780 Try the bottom one. 327 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,379 Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. 328 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:46,540 We're not working out. It's over. 329 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,060 No way! With one pound to go? Come on! 330 00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:51,820 We're working, we're moving 331 00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:53,659 We're in the zone, we're grooving 332 00:20:54,939 --> 00:20:56,859 Okay, I don't-I don't mind the last pound, okay? 333 00:20:56,939 --> 00:20:59,339 In fact, I kind of like the last pound. 334 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,300 Okay, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. 335 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,780 Oh! What you going to do, fat boy? 336 00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:08,419 What? 337 00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:13,540 Nothing, except tell you I think it's wonderful 338 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,139 how much energy you have. 339 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,700 Well! Thanks. 340 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:20,500 I mean especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. 341 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,300 Well, you know, you… 342 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,859 You know, I mean you can't tell your parents you were fired 343 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:28,020 because they'd be disappointed. 344 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:30,700 Uh-huh. 345 00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:34,859 And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. 346 00:21:36,899 --> 00:21:38,220 Well, no, but, uh… 347 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,579 I mean, if it were me, 348 00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:42,939 I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. 349 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,379 You know, I try to stay positive. 350 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,379 So, you… 351 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,339 …you feel like going for a run? 352 00:21:58,139 --> 00:21:59,139 Alright. 353 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,020 Because, you know, you don't have to. 354 00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:03,939 If you want, you could just take a nap right here. 355 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,220 Okay. 356 00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,020 Just for a little while. 357 00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:11,099 Okay.